1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:04,520 So, what do we know about my daughter's murder and the theft? 2 00:00:04,525 --> 00:00:07,361 Why don't you ask these three? They're the ones that probably did it. 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,457 We were framed. 4 00:00:08,462 --> 00:00:10,589 We're persons of interest. It's very different. 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:13,347 So what we need to do is break into Bunny's apartment. 6 00:00:13,352 --> 00:00:15,354 We find a clue that isn't us. 7 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:17,004 Don't you want to clear your name, too? 8 00:00:17,009 --> 00:00:18,942 Bunny had a bird? 9 00:00:18,947 --> 00:00:20,324 Mrs. Gambolini. 10 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:22,012 Stuff it up your ass. 11 00:00:22,017 --> 00:00:24,817 Start scouring! Any paper you find, put in this bag. 12 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,485 I would just like to assure all of you, 13 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:29,492 as the new Board President, 14 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:33,228 I will not let Bunny's demise adversely affect the building. 15 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,942 I'm in charge now, 16 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,106 and a new era begins. 17 00:00:37,111 --> 00:00:38,525 Don't get me started on Nina. 18 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,073 If you thought Bunny was a bitch, 19 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,658 wait till you get a load of this one. 20 00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:43,994 So I took a closer look at Bunny's will. 21 00:00:43,994 --> 00:00:45,653 There's something she wanted you to have. 22 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:47,809 No! Absolutely not. 23 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:48,957 Hey! 24 00:00:48,962 --> 00:00:50,255 Hey! 25 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:55,128 I know who did it! 26 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,307 The perfect crime? 27 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:07,522 Oh, so very nearly. 28 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:11,809 But there's one thing the killer did not anticipate. 29 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:13,315 A witness. 30 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:16,865 Who has bravely agreed to an Only Murders in the Building exclusive. 31 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,912 So, tell our listeners, 32 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:22,153 who killed Bunny Folger? 33 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,904 Fuck off, Oliver. 34 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:27,550 No, you fuck off, Mrs. Gambolini! You said you know who did it! 35 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,910 - Who did it? - It's just perfect 36 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:32,589 that Bunny had a pet as obnoxious as she was. 37 00:01:32,594 --> 00:01:35,055 Hey, that's my maybe half-sister you're talking about. 38 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,895 Yeah, explain that to me one more time. 39 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:38,183 Well, it's simple. 40 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:40,451 My dad maybe slept with Bunny's mom, 41 00:01:40,456 --> 00:01:43,257 a-and that potential sex could have been unprotected, 42 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:46,348 and that possibly unprotected potential sex 43 00:01:46,348 --> 00:01:47,824 could have resulted in a half-sister 44 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:49,429 I never knew until it was too late. 45 00:01:49,434 --> 00:01:51,395 - Are you done? Please say yes. - Yes. 46 00:01:51,395 --> 00:01:52,604 - Great. - No. 47 00:01:52,604 --> 00:01:54,428 I kissed Bunny on the lips. 48 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:55,730 - You did what? - What? 49 00:01:55,735 --> 00:01:58,574 Yeah. It was at a Christmas party, and we were saying goodbye, 50 00:01:58,579 --> 00:02:01,332 and we were just gonna kiss each other on the cheek, but we missed, 51 00:02:01,337 --> 00:02:03,047 and we were on the lips, 52 00:02:03,052 --> 00:02:04,637 and we'd had a few eggnogs, 53 00:02:04,642 --> 00:02:07,520 so we kinda got into it, and then we just stayed there 54 00:02:07,525 --> 00:02:10,820 and sloshed around a little bit, and that's not so bad, right? 55 00:02:10,825 --> 00:02:12,160 Can you deal with this, please? 56 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,416 Yeah, sure. 57 00:02:14,196 --> 00:02:16,740 Alright. We have two options here. 58 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:19,608 I slap you across the face and say, "Snap out of it!" 59 00:02:19,613 --> 00:02:21,545 Or we just skip to the part where you say, 60 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,637 "Thanks, kid. That was tough to hear, but I needed it." 61 00:02:23,641 --> 00:02:25,215 Uh, not the slapping one. 62 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:26,346 Cool. 63 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,777 - Who did it?! - Who did it? 64 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:32,308 God, you are the most difficult animal I have ever directed. 65 00:02:32,313 --> 00:02:35,107 And I did a production of The Elephant Man with a real elephant. 66 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:38,925 Oliver, have you tried talking to her as if you were Bunny? 67 00:02:39,396 --> 00:02:41,683 W-why would I ever... 68 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:49,410 Mrs. Gambolini. It's me, Bunny. 69 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:52,410 What the fuck happened to me, huh? 70 00:02:53,151 --> 00:02:55,370 That was a terrible Bunny. The key to a good Bunny 71 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,996 is raising your voice without raising your voice. 72 00:02:58,835 --> 00:03:03,186 Mrs. Gambolini, why the fuck am I dead? 73 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:04,339 No, no, that's dreadful. 74 00:03:04,343 --> 00:03:06,845 You're missing the smile that doesn't reach the dead eyes. 75 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:10,044 This won't take long 76 00:03:10,049 --> 00:03:12,616 unless you make it take long. 77 00:03:12,621 --> 00:03:14,231 This won't take long 78 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,143 unless you make it take long. 79 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:17,886 - Yeah, but we're doing Bunny. - Oh, geez. 80 00:03:17,891 --> 00:03:18,934 Listen to this. 81 00:03:19,021 --> 00:03:22,621 If you're a murderer, stop murdering! 82 00:03:22,626 --> 00:03:24,300 - Yeah, well... - Hey! 83 00:03:24,691 --> 00:03:27,144 We need to start making progress here. 84 00:03:27,261 --> 00:03:29,513 Alright. What do we know? 85 00:03:29,518 --> 00:03:32,199 Bunny was killed with a knitting needle 86 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:34,035 and a still-missing knife. 87 00:03:34,183 --> 00:03:35,707 Her last words 88 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,793 were "14" and "savage." 89 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:41,213 She got notes threatening her to give up her pricey painting 90 00:03:41,213 --> 00:03:43,746 of your dad's jiminy sack or else. 91 00:03:43,751 --> 00:03:46,755 Yeah, and where is the original... My dad's what? 92 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,888 His jiminy sack? Did I just make that up? 93 00:03:49,888 --> 00:03:52,847 Hey, look at this. Receipts. 94 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,441 From March 12th. 95 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,975 The day that Bunny died. 96 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,574 We saw Bunny that day. 97 00:04:05,185 --> 00:04:07,526 Uh... Okay. Tha-that's very good. Okay. 98 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,460 What would your last day on Earth be like? 99 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:14,199 It's a good question. 100 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:15,868 Will it be like any other, 101 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:18,511 or will it point to it being your time? 102 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:20,781 As we recreate Bunny's, 103 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:23,789 we hope it will take us to clues, 104 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,629 suspects, 105 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:28,012 and please, dear God, 106 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,894 not the subway. 107 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,683 Wake up. Wake up. 108 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,090 Wake up. 109 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:38,765 Wake up! Bunny! 110 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,355 - Wake up! - Mm, shut up, 111 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,446 or I'll come over there and hit your snooze button. 112 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,621 I can't believe this is my last day. 113 00:05:11,349 --> 00:05:13,852 As Board President. 114 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:58,605 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 115 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,113 _ 116 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,433 That asshole's getting rid of all the gifted 117 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:15,511 and talented programs in our schools. He wants our kids stupid. 118 00:06:15,516 --> 00:06:18,472 Also, he works out at the YMCA. 119 00:06:18,477 --> 00:06:20,621 In Park Slope, Brooklyn. 120 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:23,108 I just don't understand what's going on in the city anymore. 121 00:06:23,312 --> 00:06:24,897 There's a Starbucks on every corner. 122 00:06:24,902 --> 00:06:27,355 You can't even get a decent bagel anywhere. 123 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,696 All the bridges keep changing names. 124 00:06:29,701 --> 00:06:33,897 It is not the same New York City I grew up in, that's for sure. 125 00:06:40,553 --> 00:06:42,613 - _ - Ah, that. 126 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:49,276 Same circus, different clowns. 127 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,011 Fire Dolan. 128 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:52,988 You said it. 129 00:06:53,194 --> 00:06:56,447 "Twenty-nine years as Board President. 130 00:06:56,658 --> 00:06:59,203 "I inherited the position from my mother. 131 00:06:59,578 --> 00:07:02,498 "You know, she warned me that part of the job 132 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:04,863 "would be dealing with pests. 133 00:07:05,352 --> 00:07:09,331 What she didn't say was the tenants were the pests." 134 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:14,253 Pause for laugh. "Of course, I'm kidding." 135 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,238 "Serving you... 136 00:07:16,754 --> 00:07:19,042 has been one of the great honors of my..." 137 00:07:28,732 --> 00:07:31,811 I'm not gonna let those fuckers see me cry. 138 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,292 I guess quiet time is over. 139 00:08:04,059 --> 00:08:05,769 Good morning, Bunny! 140 00:08:05,769 --> 00:08:07,004 You watch the game last night? 141 00:08:07,147 --> 00:08:09,768 Yeah. Why do you think I'm in a bad mood? 142 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:11,567 Ooh. 143 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:14,153 We should catch a game someday, now with all your free time. 144 00:08:14,153 --> 00:08:16,660 Yeah. That'd be great, Tommy. 145 00:08:16,814 --> 00:08:18,848 - See you later. - Okay, Bunny. 146 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:29,835 Lin-sanity! 147 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:40,622 Oh, what a lovely mess to come home to! 148 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,466 Don't worry, Lester. I've got it. 149 00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:48,775 You're as useless as tits on a nun. 150 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,365 Sorry. I'm eatin' cake. 151 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:54,323 And I'm still president of this place for another few hours. 152 00:08:54,328 --> 00:08:56,080 There's still time to replace you, you know? 153 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:57,497 Yeah, yeah, I know. 154 00:08:58,718 --> 00:09:00,411 Tell Lorraine I hope her knee is better. 155 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,421 Mm-hmm. Will do. 156 00:09:01,426 --> 00:09:04,787 Before I forget, elevator inspection invoice. 157 00:09:04,787 --> 00:09:06,914 - Oh. - You know, 158 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,544 this place is gonna fall apart without you. 159 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,498 You're going to say the same thing when Nina's in charge. 160 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:14,645 Ah! I'd never! 161 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:17,211 So, what are you gonna do with all your free time? 162 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:19,009 I can't believe I'm saying this, 163 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:21,669 but I've been looking at a spot in Boca. 164 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:25,052 Turns out, there are places on the planet 165 00:09:25,057 --> 00:09:26,850 without winter. 166 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,152 What's going on over there? 167 00:09:33,192 --> 00:09:36,612 We reach the basement, and I immediately identify the problem. 168 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,441 I said, "Mabel! The ductwork around the down-flow furnace" 169 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,867 "has been tampered with. Quick! 170 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,325 Flip the damper and detach that hose!" 171 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:46,419 Huh? I just remember you saying "thing" a lot. Like, 172 00:09:46,424 --> 00:09:48,865 "Put the thing on the thing!" And then, "The thing and the thing!" 173 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:50,731 Oh! And Charles, 174 00:09:50,736 --> 00:09:53,029 how was it doing battle with your girlfriend? 175 00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:55,262 Oh, well, to be honest, there wasn't so much thinking... 176 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,311 That was probably the poison. 177 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:59,693 As doing. With a gun pointed at me, I commandeered a vehicle. 178 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:02,669 - A dog stroller. - I drove it into Jan. She fired! 179 00:10:02,674 --> 00:10:04,134 Bang! The bullet hit me! 180 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:06,516 - No. - Hit near me. And then I dodged. 181 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:08,273 And then I knocked the gun from her grasp! 182 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:11,406 And then Mabel came in and punched Jan in the face. 183 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,477 I mean, I did lay her out. 184 00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:18,926 Oh, hey, Bunny. 185 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:22,387 Ah! Bun-Bun! We saved you some cake. 186 00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:26,414 Rule 5.05. 187 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,745 No gatherings of more than 12 188 00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:30,333 in a communal area 189 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,632 without the approval of the board. 190 00:10:32,637 --> 00:10:34,204 May we have your approval? 191 00:10:34,209 --> 00:10:36,670 No. Is that an open flame? 192 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,297 Oh, come on. I mean, 193 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:41,175 it's the almost one-week anniversary of them saving the building. 194 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:42,692 You should be thanking them. 195 00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:46,046 And I'll thank you to stay outta this! 196 00:10:46,175 --> 00:10:48,723 Oh! I just got Bunny'd! 197 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:52,570 You know, for a while, I thought you were the killer 198 00:10:52,575 --> 00:10:55,078 because Tim was behind on his building fees, 199 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,786 and I distrust women in positions of power. 200 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,605 - God no, Marv. - No, Marv, no. Shh. 201 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,237 Do you have a permit to sell those? 202 00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:04,698 Uh... I do not. 203 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:08,160 Commercial sales are prohibited from the Arconia 204 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,231 without a board-issued permit. 205 00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:13,644 Noncompliance will result in a public flogging 206 00:11:13,649 --> 00:11:15,537 and a fine of $20. 207 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,567 The rule was written in 1912. 208 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,059 We should update that. 209 00:11:19,184 --> 00:11:21,989 I don't know. I like the floggings. 210 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:24,441 Nina, walk with me. 211 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,051 They're gonna be your problem tomorrow. 212 00:11:28,056 --> 00:11:30,301 Don't worry. I'll keep giving them hell. 213 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,086 I'll take a mug. 214 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,404 - Well, these are for... - Outside the elevator bank? 215 00:11:43,409 --> 00:11:45,244 I saw the ones there are dead. 216 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,768 Sounds like there might be snow next week. 217 00:11:52,553 --> 00:11:54,763 I'll remind Lester to put out mats by the door. 218 00:11:54,768 --> 00:11:55,769 Hm... 219 00:11:57,063 --> 00:12:00,149 The bulb in the fountain... Needs to be replaced. 220 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,926 I'll tell Mr. Torres. 221 00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:05,254 You focus on enjoying yourself. 222 00:12:05,363 --> 00:12:07,365 You've earned it. 223 00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:17,114 Acupressure. Midwife says pushing here helps induce labor. 224 00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:18,912 I'll try anything at this point. 225 00:12:19,361 --> 00:12:22,020 You sure you're gonna be able to handle this place? 226 00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:23,473 Absolutely. 227 00:12:23,478 --> 00:12:25,286 I'm gonna pop this baby out and strap it 228 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,145 right to my chest without breaking stride. 229 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:30,575 Come on. Eject. 230 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:34,042 Oh. One last lesson for the road. 231 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:36,351 Be careful with Mark. 232 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,544 He's a compulsive liar. 233 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,789 He'll talk about touring in Iraq, 234 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,797 but it was just with his band. They're not bad. 235 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,036 And Sonia... 236 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,650 will sometimes mention her husband, 237 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,591 and sometimes a boyfriend. 238 00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:54,845 She wants you to ask. 239 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,194 Don't. 240 00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,590 You know everything about everyone. 241 00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,176 That's the job. 242 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,237 Rotates the fetus. Stimulates contractions. 243 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:10,741 Don't have it here. 244 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,316 But if your water does break... 245 00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:17,117 Mop is in the window closet, second door from the stairs. I know. 246 00:13:18,378 --> 00:13:19,671 Alright. 247 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,458 Now let's get these to their new home where they belong. 248 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:31,588 Aren't you coming? 249 00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:34,580 No. I've got my things to do. 250 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,416 I'll see you at the board meeting. 251 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,422 Mm-hmm. 252 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,888 Florida? 253 00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:44,520 Really? You? 254 00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:46,010 Why not me? 255 00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:48,674 Why can't I try life as a snowbird? 256 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,681 I have a cousin in Tallahassee. 257 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,698 And? 258 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,158 Eh, he sweats a lot. 259 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:56,041 He's got a fungus in his armpits he can't get rid of. 260 00:13:56,643 --> 00:14:00,063 Is that your cute way of saying you don't want me to go? 261 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:03,363 No, go. You know I have a key. 262 00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:06,371 Maybe I'll go into your place and wear all your stuff. 263 00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:10,354 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 264 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,180 Okay. I'm this way. 265 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,811 Hello? 266 00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,671 Oh, it's you. 267 00:14:27,614 --> 00:14:30,366 No, I do not wanna talk about the painting. 268 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,790 Stop calling! 269 00:14:47,209 --> 00:14:50,963 On its surface, it was a day like any other for Bunny, 270 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:54,002 filled with routines and reading the Riot Act. 271 00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:57,574 But where within those rituals were the signals 272 00:14:57,579 --> 00:15:00,377 that the day was anything but typical? 273 00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,639 Welcome, Bunny. How are you today? 274 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,932 Ah, same old. 275 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,014 - As in I'm the... - Same. 276 00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:08,358 Old. 277 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,569 I'll just have the usual. 278 00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,070 Coming right up. 279 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:15,574 Oh, uh, is your friend from yesterday joining you? 280 00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:17,054 My friend? 281 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,161 Another waiter took my shift yesterday 282 00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:21,371 and said you were... with someone. 283 00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:24,917 Oh, no. Not coming. And not my friend. 284 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,121 Seriously, Dad, it's not a big deal. 285 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,378 What are you talking about? It's a huge deal. 286 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:41,053 - My own son directing? - Yeah, 287 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:42,768 a play at my kid's school. 288 00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:45,023 Well, we have to start somewhere. Can I tell you something? 289 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,547 You are going to be a natural because it's in your blood, buddy. 290 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:49,665 - Food. - Oh, thank you. 291 00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:54,452 - Bunny! - What?! 292 00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:56,693 - You remember my son, Will. - Of course. 293 00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:59,108 He broke a window when he was 10. 294 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,179 You still haven't paid for it. 295 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,413 You moving to Florida? 296 00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:05,319 Yeah, I would love to live somewhere warm. 297 00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:06,492 Oh no, no, no. 298 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:07,814 Bunny and I, we're lifers. 299 00:16:07,819 --> 00:16:09,788 She's probably gonna be buried in the Arconia. 300 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:13,088 And on hot days, the whole building will be able to smell you. 301 00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:14,466 Anyway, 302 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:17,719 I-I-I should be going. I'm celebrating with Charles and Mabel. 303 00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:20,097 You know, since we solved the Tim Kono case. 304 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,603 Bye-bye now. 305 00:16:23,346 --> 00:16:24,973 How the fuck does she know about that broken window? 306 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:26,728 'Cause she's an actual witch, that's why. 307 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:35,326 - Here we go. - Thank you, Ivan. 308 00:16:37,312 --> 00:16:39,966 That's for the food. 309 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:42,740 And then... 310 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,748 I went over 20%. 311 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,654 Oh, Bunny... 312 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,802 Th-that's too much this time. 313 00:16:53,223 --> 00:16:54,641 No one else who needs it. 314 00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:56,941 Come on, take it. 315 00:16:57,566 --> 00:17:00,778 Get yourself that DJ equipment you wanted. 316 00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,603 Okay. 317 00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:07,409 - Thank you. - And make me a promise. 318 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,507 Don't let yourself only love one thing. 319 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:14,693 Because if you only love one thing, 320 00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:18,006 and then one thing goes away, well... 321 00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:22,177 then you're left with nothing. 322 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:24,810 And that sucks. 323 00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:31,607 A-are you asking for more iced tea? 324 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,853 Finally, he hears me. 325 00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:53,253 So good. Hold it! 326 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,732 You wanna go to my place and get those, uh, glasses now? 327 00:18:00,736 --> 00:18:03,226 - Oh, perfect. Mm-mmm! - Yeah. 328 00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:05,489 You know, champagne is not really champagne 329 00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:08,789 unless it's from the region of Champagne. Where is that from? 330 00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:11,250 The Key Foods on 81st Street. 331 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,127 Ah. Lovely vineyard. 332 00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:17,583 Hey, Bunny. 333 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,067 All that looks good. 334 00:18:19,072 --> 00:18:21,895 Oh. Board meeting snacks. 335 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:30,020 - Deep breaths. - Take it easy. 336 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,716 It's okay. The firefighters are coming. 337 00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:38,360 I'm warm. Is anyone else getting warm? 338 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,987 The fans stopped. 339 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,737 A slight breeze. I feel a slight breeze. 340 00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,661 That means oxygen is flowing. 341 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,684 Come on... Okay... 342 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,777 Bunny, you're a badass. 343 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,627 And I thought I was a cranky old bitch. 344 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:57,588 Yeah, I knew I'd regret that. 345 00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,858 Well, thank God. What would we do without you? 346 00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:24,083 You know what I just realized? 347 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:27,075 I fucking hate the heat. 348 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,123 Surprise! 349 00:19:40,893 --> 00:19:43,796 I did the decorations! Do you like them? 350 00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:44,968 Don't worry. 351 00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:47,554 - _ - You get a hat, too. 352 00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:52,935 Oh... 353 00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:54,937 Yeah. I told them it was too much. 354 00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:57,397 Hello. 355 00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,676 Hello, Howard. 356 00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:01,406 Come on, say it. 357 00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,872 Bunny seemed upset that we moved the cage, 358 00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:07,242 but Mrs. Gambolini needed to be at the party, right? 359 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,576 You're a very lonely man, aren't you, Howard? 360 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,052 Excuse me. 361 00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:15,717 So, Amy Schumer started renovating the penthouse 362 00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:18,592 without all the necessary permits. 363 00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:19,665 Thoughts? 364 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:22,339 Ooh, I love her. She's so dirty. 365 00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:24,049 I heard it was very Z Gallerie 366 00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:27,928 circa '92 in Sting's place, so anything's better than that. 367 00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:30,764 Are we really doing business? It's your last day, Bunny. 368 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,892 We also need to sort out the Kono apartment. 369 00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:35,686 And now, Jan Bellows', too. 370 00:20:35,686 --> 00:20:38,105 Bunny. I'm already drunk. 371 00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:40,251 I'm ready to take the minutes. 372 00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:42,651 Bunny, I'll handle all this at the next meeting. 373 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:43,986 But we can do it now. 374 00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,404 It's your last day... 375 00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:46,795 Stop saying that! 376 00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:53,265 What's wrong? 377 00:20:53,328 --> 00:20:54,830 I, uh... 378 00:20:57,001 --> 00:21:00,129 I... I've changed my mind. 379 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:03,232 I'm not stepping down. Sorry. 380 00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:05,285 Well, great. What about all my decorations? 381 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,500 So, Amy Schumer's renovation... 382 00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:09,465 Bunny. We had a plan. 383 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:12,097 Today's your last day. This was your decision. 384 00:21:12,097 --> 00:21:13,599 You said... 385 00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:15,724 Howard, what did she say? 386 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,601 At November's meeting, you, wearing a fuchsia number, said... 387 00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:22,810 Don't quote me from the minutes. 388 00:21:23,446 --> 00:21:24,489 Howard. 389 00:21:28,962 --> 00:21:30,798 "I can't do this forever. 390 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:34,364 "We should pick a new Board President. And I think Nina Lin 391 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:37,849 is the person best equipped to carry on my legacy." 392 00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:40,099 And I still think that. 393 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:42,812 But not yet. 394 00:21:42,817 --> 00:21:44,486 We rushed this. 395 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:46,534 There's more I can still teach you. 396 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,764 Let's not pretend this is about me. 397 00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,897 This is about you holding the Arconia hostage until you're dead. 398 00:21:52,902 --> 00:21:55,385 The Arconia still needs me. 399 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:56,850 No, you still need it. 400 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,560 But we can't afford to wait. 401 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,271 The Arconia needs to be brought into the 21st century. 402 00:22:01,271 --> 00:22:02,481 What does that mean? 403 00:22:02,481 --> 00:22:04,170 Made more efficient. 404 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,356 Modernized. Monetized. 405 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:10,364 The building needs to be preserved. 406 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,523 Nina, we talked about this. 407 00:22:12,528 --> 00:22:14,905 Or were you just saying what I wanted to hear? 408 00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:17,865 All the dinners, the long conversations, 409 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,622 our weekly walks? 410 00:22:19,627 --> 00:22:21,396 They were bullshit? 411 00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:24,039 It's time to step aside. 412 00:22:25,753 --> 00:22:28,740 You ungrateful bitch. 413 00:22:28,745 --> 00:22:30,170 You ungrateful, 414 00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:32,010 power hungry, 415 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,818 baby bumpy bitch! 416 00:22:35,597 --> 00:22:37,099 Alright, fine. 417 00:22:37,104 --> 00:22:39,221 I didn't want to do this in front of everyone. 418 00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:41,103 - Oh, you don't have to... - No, no, no, please don't... 419 00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,217 The only reason you're Board President 420 00:22:43,222 --> 00:22:45,053 is because your mom was Board President. 421 00:22:45,058 --> 00:22:46,679 Yet you can't fathom the idea 422 00:22:46,684 --> 00:22:48,930 of someone else being able to do what you do. 423 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,947 You are so selfish and self-important 424 00:22:51,947 --> 00:22:53,323 and stuck in the past. 425 00:22:53,323 --> 00:22:55,381 You're a relic, Bunny! 426 00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:58,099 And I can't allow this building to become one, too. 427 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,835 You have no idea 428 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,120 what this job takes. 429 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,085 The pressures I endure 430 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,296 on a daily basis. 431 00:23:08,857 --> 00:23:11,560 I'm not gonna let you get away with this. 432 00:23:12,282 --> 00:23:14,123 I'm not going to let you stop me. 433 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,123 Our last piece of evidence. 434 00:23:25,311 --> 00:23:27,587 - Howard's minutes. - Okay. 435 00:23:27,592 --> 00:23:29,474 Who do we think killed Bunny? 436 00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:32,435 Well, we know that she threatened to paddle our superfans, 437 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,443 who I love. They're just a little off. 438 00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:36,450 Ooh, you never want to upset a fan base. 439 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:38,327 She also threatened to fire Lester, 440 00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:39,787 but he thinks that was just a joke. 441 00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:42,889 Ooh. A little Upstairs, Downstairs. It's a possibility. 442 00:23:42,894 --> 00:23:46,288 You said you saw her at the Pickle Diner with a brochure of Florida. 443 00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:49,254 Was she going on the run? Was she meeting a lover in Florida? 444 00:23:49,969 --> 00:23:52,764 What? We missed the lover angle in season one. I'm reaching. 445 00:23:52,769 --> 00:23:54,479 And lastly, she went back on her word 446 00:23:54,484 --> 00:23:56,819 and wouldn't give the board presidency to Nina. 447 00:23:56,824 --> 00:23:59,869 That feels like a biggie. We need to find out more about Nina. 448 00:24:00,485 --> 00:24:02,278 So... 449 00:24:02,283 --> 00:24:05,529 that gives us a new prime suspect. 450 00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:09,288 Ooh. Did the pregnant protégé make a pernicious power play? 451 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,435 Wow, I am on fire! 452 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,084 You know, I really think that I've leveled up since Tim's murder. 453 00:24:28,937 --> 00:24:30,522 What? 454 00:24:30,561 --> 00:24:32,537 Nothing to say to me? 455 00:24:33,997 --> 00:24:37,209 You think I'm some stubborn relic, too? 456 00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:55,858 Oh, shit. Are we being too loud? 457 00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:57,906 No. Not too loud. 458 00:24:57,982 --> 00:25:01,053 Mabel, who is... Oh, Bunny. 459 00:25:01,058 --> 00:25:03,740 - Charles. Oliver. - Oh. Hi. 460 00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:06,081 Um, if you're celebrating, 461 00:25:06,212 --> 00:25:08,589 you should have proper champagne. 462 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:12,623 Something nicer than your bottom-shelf blend. 463 00:25:12,749 --> 00:25:14,717 Thank you so much! 464 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,725 Well, you saved the Arconia. 465 00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:21,026 Maybe through sheer dumb luck, but the result was the same. 466 00:25:22,598 --> 00:25:23,912 I, um, 467 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:26,396 don't think I've said it yet, so... 468 00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:28,529 thank you. 469 00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:32,428 Aw, Bunny, you're too kind. 470 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:36,023 Oh, and w-we have a gift for you, too. Um... 471 00:25:36,028 --> 00:25:37,279 There you are. 472 00:25:37,396 --> 00:25:39,529 Your very own merch. 473 00:25:39,802 --> 00:25:41,345 Try it on. 474 00:25:42,322 --> 00:25:45,991 This is the last thing I want from you assholes. 475 00:25:45,996 --> 00:25:48,092 - Ah, come on! - Try it on. 476 00:25:49,534 --> 00:25:51,202 Oh, alright, alright. 477 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:55,091 - Ooh... - Wow. 478 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,598 Already lookin' foxy. 479 00:25:57,603 --> 00:26:00,606 - Ooh. - Wow, Bunny! 480 00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:03,072 Yeah. You know, it's actually quite fetching. 481 00:26:03,077 --> 00:26:04,193 Hm? 482 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:06,575 I was at Woodstock, you know. 483 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,490 Oh, groovy. 484 00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:10,330 Well, thank you for the bubbly. 485 00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,100 And you get home safe now, you hear? 486 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:13,791 - Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye. 487 00:26:15,914 --> 00:26:17,165 Wait. 488 00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:18,836 Do you think... 489 00:26:19,925 --> 00:26:21,928 Did she want to join? 490 00:26:23,479 --> 00:26:24,855 No. 491 00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:27,394 And we don't want that, right? 492 00:26:29,866 --> 00:26:32,876 Oh God. Guys, she's still out there. 493 00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:34,282 What? 494 00:26:36,588 --> 00:26:37,881 Oh... 495 00:26:40,211 --> 00:26:42,630 What do we do now? This is so awkward. 496 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,540 And more than a little creepy. 497 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:56,873 Oh my God, she's crying. 498 00:26:57,521 --> 00:26:59,565 Okay, seriously, what is going on with this woman? 499 00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,282 Wow. 500 00:27:09,097 --> 00:27:11,558 Did not peg Bunny for a wailer. 501 00:27:11,691 --> 00:27:13,609 We have to invite her in, right? 502 00:27:13,614 --> 00:27:15,689 No, no, we can't now. It's so out of pity. 503 00:27:15,694 --> 00:27:16,987 We have to. 504 00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:20,215 Hey, Bunny? 505 00:27:26,429 --> 00:27:27,555 Hm... 506 00:27:29,927 --> 00:27:32,473 So, I guess everything's okay then? 507 00:27:32,478 --> 00:27:34,626 What if she comes back, though? 508 00:27:34,869 --> 00:27:38,164 Maybe we move this party somewhere more private? 509 00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:42,000 - To the roof. - To the roof. 510 00:27:45,768 --> 00:27:47,854 We at Only Murders 511 00:27:47,859 --> 00:27:50,552 did not kill Bunny Folger. 512 00:27:50,557 --> 00:27:53,018 But there's a chance we could have saved her life 513 00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:55,606 with a simple act of kindness. 514 00:28:11,453 --> 00:28:13,792 And one more toast to Mabel. 515 00:28:13,797 --> 00:28:15,489 To Mabel Mora. 516 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,792 - Ah! - Oh, sorry. 517 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:20,472 If Bunny acted like she knew better than you, 518 00:28:20,477 --> 00:28:22,667 it's probably because she did. 519 00:28:23,695 --> 00:28:26,495 Just got off the phone with Jimmy down at the docks. 520 00:28:26,825 --> 00:28:28,779 - I know who did it. - I know who did it. 521 00:28:28,784 --> 00:28:30,325 I know who did it. 522 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,707 She was a New York classic. 523 00:28:32,787 --> 00:28:34,927 A treasure trove of stories, 524 00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:37,329 secrets, and forgotten wisdom. 525 00:28:37,334 --> 00:28:40,942 Does anyone else feel like there's still a couple of loose ends? 526 00:28:41,536 --> 00:28:43,048 Loose ends? 527 00:28:43,048 --> 00:28:45,509 Hm, I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling. 528 00:28:47,111 --> 00:28:50,323 Bunny always put the Arconia first. 529 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:53,387 Too late! I don't wanna hang out! 530 00:28:53,392 --> 00:28:55,477 I want you to call your sister Gladys. 531 00:28:55,899 --> 00:28:58,100 And that didn't always make her popular... 532 00:28:59,494 --> 00:29:01,609 even among the people she cared for. 533 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:02,901 We've run out of champagne. 534 00:29:02,901 --> 00:29:05,445 Mm. I will get some from my apartment. 535 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,239 - Ah. - Thank you, ma'am! 536 00:29:07,244 --> 00:29:08,495 Yep. 537 00:29:11,678 --> 00:29:13,395 What the fuck do you want? 538 00:29:13,423 --> 00:29:15,425 No! Let go of me! 539 00:29:15,659 --> 00:29:18,829 Let go of me! What are you doing?! 540 00:29:21,419 --> 00:29:23,046 Help me! 541 00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:39,745 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com