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I want to know who killed Bunny.

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Tell me about the case.

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Bloody Mabel Mora.

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We'll uncover the roots
of her violent past,

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not only as victim and witness,
but also as a perpetrator.

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Whatever you think you know
about me, it's not the full story.

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Girl, your crime is showing.

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"Get out of the building now."

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Whose number is this?

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It was you, right? Who texted us

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to get out of the building last night?

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It most definitely was not me.

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I knew it was you.

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I think I know how people
are getting into your apartment.

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So, the killer stabs Bunny,

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and then leaves through the hole

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in the bottom of my closet.

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And, during the escape,
drops the matchbook.

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Bunny met with someone here.
Someone who pissed her off.

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What did they just pick up?

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Nothing. That's where
we keep the matchbooks.

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My DNA came back.

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Half was clearly Mom,

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but the other half was all Greek.

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Greek? No, that can't...

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_

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- Jimmy? Hi.
- Hey. You Cinda?

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I'm Poppy, Cinda's assistant.
We spoke on the phone.

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Oh. A gentleman.

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Manners are super important to me.

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Great. Uh, well, Cinda's just this way.

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You're gonna love her. She's the best.

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She was so excited
about your story about Mabel.

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Uh, not that happened
to you is exciting. It...

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it's... terrible.

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Every time I wanna give
someone the double bird,

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I'm reminded of what Mabel did to me.

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I was just a kid. You know?

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Can't even use chopsticks. Fuck!

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It's really brave of
you to tell your story.

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You ever been with a
nine-fingered man before?

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Well, I'm glad that Mabel

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did not chop off your sense of humor.

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Okay, so it's just this way.

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Cinda? This is Jimmy Russo.

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Mr. Russo! What a pleasure to meet you.

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Pleasure's all mine.
Thank you for having me.

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Thank you for coming out. I promise
this will be completely painless.

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If you want to have a seat...

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Ever since I was a little girl,

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I wanted to be great at something.

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But it takes time.

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It takes practice and
experience and paying your dues.

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But most of all, it
takes a great mentor.

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Poppy, you're letting
all the loud air in.

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Um, let me hear your side of the story.

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Tell me what you know about Mabel Mora.

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From Cinda Canning Productions,

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this is White Noise.

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I'm your host, Poppy White.

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Our theme this week,

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the stories we tell ourselves.

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What are the little fictions
that ferry us through life?

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- Hey.
- Oh, yum.

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- Breakfast.
- Hey, smile.

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Why? What?

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Nothing. Just a good photo.

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I've been feeling very
inspired lately. You inspire me.

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Oh, yeah? Well, what are you working on?

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It's a surprise.

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Um...

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This looks really delicious. Thank you.

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- They're empalmes.
- Empalmes.

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My dad and I used to cook them.

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Oh.

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He always used to say to me,
"The perfect egg should never run.

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It should walk."

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He said,

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"It shouldn't be in a hurry, Mabel.
It's an egg. Where's it going?"

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That's so cute.

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You never really mention
your dad. What's his deal?

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Oh...

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What have I told you?

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Pretty much nothing.

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I kind of like that.

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Everyone's just so
obsessed with my past.

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Maybe that's why I love being with you.

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You're just new.

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And you've made me feel new.

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We tell ourselves we can start over.

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People who play with phone cords

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are either teenagers or deeply uneasy.

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Do I make you feel like
a hormonal teenager?

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No. You're uneasy.

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It's just...

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should we be doing this?
We are broken up, after all.

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What? We never broke up.

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Well, I guess I just assumed.

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Why? Because I tried to kill you?

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How many times are you gonna
make me apologize for that?

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You're all I have, Charles.

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Are you really gonna leave me in here,

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all locked up, and
not in a sexy way?

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I still love you.

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Is that crazy?

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I mean...

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it's a little crazy.

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But...

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We tell ourselves, this
time, it will be different.

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So, apparently, my, uh, son is Greek,

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which means that I must
be Greek, not Irish.

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Surprise!

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And of course, it makes,
you know, complete sense

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when you think about the Greeks.

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Founders of Western theater,
father of the public bathhouse.

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Sound like anyone you just met?

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We tell ourselves it
can't possibly be true.

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Am I nervous that my son
isn't my son? Not at all.

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In fact, the only
thing I am nervous about

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is producing enough spit for this test

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because my mouth is so dry right now.

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Anyone else have a dry mouth?!

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Oliver Putnam?

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Here.

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But even the most convincing
fictions have their faults.

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The truth always has a way of...

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_

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Yes... Yes.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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_

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He was close.

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He was so goddamn close.

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What do you think?

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Is this your old nemesis, Uncle B?

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Has the Strangler of Slidell returned?

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I thought he was gone, but...

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I want soup!

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Nothing makes sense. My mind is not...

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It's not you, Uncle B.

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It's the world that's lost its mind.

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- Soup!
- And cut!

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Winner, winner, you deserve dinner!

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- Fantastic.
- That was the one.

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Naomi, amazing.

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- Charles, I think you are wrapped.
- You're a great director.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you. Time for stunts!

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- Look who's still got it.
- Oh, Joy.

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Yes.

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Somebody say "stunts"?

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Bam! Pataki in the house!

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I think I can roll a
wheelchair across a room.

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Charles, I'm your double.

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It is my job, nay, my purpose,

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to do what you physically cannot do.

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What you emotionally cannot do.

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I really think I could roll a...

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Shh... You sweet,

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soft child of a man.

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Sazz is here!

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Put it on my shoulders.

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I can handle it. Joy!

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Drool me up. This Ferrari
needs her premium gas.

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- That was so cool!
- You thought it was cool? Cool.

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Uh, Oliver and Mabel are here.

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Oliver is making a PA get him food.

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What? Thank you, Jeremy. Jacob!

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- No, it's John.
- John. Shit.

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That has to be the killer
with Bunny, right?

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- Hey, what's that they just grabbed?
- Matchbook.

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Matchbook. Maybe this one.

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Is that a fingerprint?

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This is the first piece of evidence
that points to someone who isn't us.

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But what are we supposed to do
with DNA and partial fingerprints?

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Could ask the cops for help.
We do have a friend in the force.

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It's true. Detective Williams
texted us on the roof that night.

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- I still have the number.
- Mm-hmm.

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I don't think I need to explain why,

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but I should do the texting
for the group.

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Sorry to interrupt. Charles, I
just gotta grab that wig from you.

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We'll do it in private...

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I don't know why they
make you wear this.

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You have got a great head
of hair already.

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Everybody, this is
Joy, world-class liar.

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Hey!

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Also, she's the best, uh,

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hair and makeup person in the city, and,

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uh, she was on the original Brazzos.

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He dragged me out of retirement.

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My tropical fish are
probably really happy

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to have some alone time.

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We did it once. Those
were different times.

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- Different time.
- Yeah.

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Oh, Charles. I keep forgetting.

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Here's the hand cream
I was talking about.

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It's CBD, so it doesn't get you
stoned or anything, although...

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it does get you a little stoned!

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Anyway, nice to meet you all.
Charlie, you were great today.

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- Thank you.
- No, really.

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Uh, Charlie,

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- who's the gentlewoman?
- It's not like that.

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Why isn't it like that, Brazzos?

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Because she's not my type.

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- What, emotionally stable?
- Age-appropriate?

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Not incarcerated?

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Okay, so actually, she's great,
but I'm just not... available.

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Emotionally. You know, I'm single,

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but I'm just not ready to jump
into something. There you go.

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It's true. Y-you should
have a hoe phase first.

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Bet.

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You two are banned from interacting.

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Oh, is that me?

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I'm waiting on DNA results
that will ruin my life.

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00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,601
No. It's Detective Williams.

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She agreed to run
prints on the matchbook.

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She says that we can meet up
later today to get it from us.

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- Ooh, good... Yeah.
- Excellent! She is really the best.

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"Don't tell anyone else about
this. I'm the only person on the NYPD

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who thinks you're too stupid
to have pulled off this murder."

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A bit rude, but noted.

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I have got to go catch my train

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because someone won't buy me a car.

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I'm kidding. I'm serious tho... Ooh!

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Are you a real cop or an actor?

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Real cop.

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You look like an actor.

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Bye.

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00:11:48,644 --> 00:11:51,663
Detective Kreps wants to see you
three at Bunny Folger's apartment.

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He found something.

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Well, okay then.

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Just get one, one mic
for some room tone.

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- Whoa.
- What's that?

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What is she doing here?

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Alright.

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Good. You're all here.

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I'm glad you could all
make it. I appreciate it.

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Now that everybody's here,

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I want you to know, you need to stop

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fucking podcasting right now!

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Okay, thanks to you,

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we're getting more anonymous tips

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than a Penn Station glory hole.

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Okay, I'm sorry. Are we here

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because you found something
in Bunny's apartment

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you wanted to show us,
or are we just here to...

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To be yelled at!

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Okay, this was supposed to be
a career-making case for me.

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Alright, but you amateurs

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got things so twisted
up that I'm getting calls

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from citizens asking
me to look into a bird?

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A fucking bird?

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The "Parrot Theory" is
what they're calling it.

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This needs to stop right now.

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Detective, do not lump me in with them.

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I can actually help
you, if you'll let me.

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00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:51,301
Oh, really? The great Cinda Canning

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is going to come waltzing
in to save another case, huh?

258
00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:57,438
You should be grateful given
your reputation, Detective Kreps.

259
00:12:58,272 --> 00:12:59,982
Speaking of reputations,

260
00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:01,900
you'll want to listen
to our next episode.

261
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,900
Interesting story from one...

262
00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:05,323
- Jimmy Russo.
- Jimmy Russo.

263
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,074
Have you interviewed him yet?
He's an old coworker of Mabel's

264
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,285
- from her days at Long John Silver's.
- Long John Silver's.

265
00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:12,453
Are you done interrupting me?

266
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:13,954
Oh. Sorry. Just trying to be helpful.

267
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,330
Oh. Where was that help

268
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:18,834
when I mispronounced "Chickashaw,"
Oklahoma, for an entire podcast?

269
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,117
It's, uh, it's "Chickashay."

270
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,122
Who is Jimmy Russo?

271
00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,296
He's nobody. He's a liar,

272
00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:27,637
and he's completely
irrelevant to this case.

273
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,560
I would argue that he's very relevant.

274
00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:32,652
Jimmy Russo shows that you
have a tendency to snap.

275
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,915
Jimmy's the start of a
pattern that led to Bunny,

276
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,212
and who knows what you'll do next.

277
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,271
And to our audience,

278
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,956
there is nothing more tantalizing
than an unhinged, murderous beauty.

279
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,940
So that's it? You'd rather
tell a story that's tantalizing

280
00:13:46,945 --> 00:13:48,572
than the story that's the truth.

281
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,382
You see, we would never do that!

282
00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:53,619
I mean, we have, but we try not to.

283
00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,079
No, I tell the truth,

284
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:57,331
and the truth is that people
don't wanna spend their commutes

285
00:13:57,331 --> 00:14:00,667
hearing about run-of-the-mill
tragedies. That's why they listen to me

286
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,294
because for 52 minutes a week,

287
00:14:02,294 --> 00:14:04,129
I can scare and surprise

288
00:14:04,129 --> 00:14:05,932
and, yes, arouse them.

289
00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:07,814
They trust me to spin a yarn

290
00:14:07,819 --> 00:14:10,071
from a pretty knitter in Manhattan

291
00:14:10,076 --> 00:14:12,370
all the way to a missing farm girl

292
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,557
in "Chickashay." Shaw. Shay. Shit.

293
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:18,331
Now, if you will excuse me,

294
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:20,296
I have to finish mixing...

295
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:22,219
a pretty damning podcast.

296
00:14:22,224 --> 00:14:23,393
No, listen to me.

297
00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,234
No more dropping episodes.
You understand me?

298
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:28,278
Please. The only thing I'll be
dropping is the hammer of justice.

299
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:30,072
Poppy! Get the stuff.

300
00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:34,067
And remember that line! I like
the thing about the hammer.

301
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,663
Wow, th-that was something, wasn't it?

302
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,532
Hey, where's Detective Williams?
I figured she'd be here, too.

303
00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:45,915
Oh, she's in Denver.
She's on maternity leave.

304
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:48,507
Excuse me. I-I gotta go take a leak.

305
00:14:51,135 --> 00:14:52,678
Williams is in Denver?

306
00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,555
On maternity leave?

307
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,849
Then how was she gonna
meet us here later

308
00:14:56,849 --> 00:14:58,225
to pick up the evidence?

309
00:14:58,225 --> 00:14:59,790
Unless...

310
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:02,633
we've been texting with someone else.

311
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:09,767
- Hey. Are you okay?
- Yes. Wh-what do you mean?

312
00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:12,191
Just the way Cinda treats
you. It was really rude,

313
00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:13,573
especially since you're the one

314
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,276
- who knows the stuff.
- I'm fine.

315
00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:17,786
And I don't respond to
flattery. I find it dishonest.

316
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,463
I mean...

317
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,542
Can Cinda be difficult?
Does she have a temper?

318
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,526
Toss the odd stapler from time
to time? Of course.

319
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,764
Pick the stapler up off
the ground and toss it again

320
00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:31,479
until it hits you in the face?
Show me a genius who doesn't

321
00:15:31,484 --> 00:15:34,576
toss the odd stapler and then pick
it up again and then toss it again.

322
00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:36,013
But it's called paying your dues.

323
00:15:36,412 --> 00:15:37,795
I'm waiting for my break.

324
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,267
You're not going to get that
break unless you speak up.

325
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:42,076
Make it happen.

326
00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:45,285
Act like a producer, not an assistant.

327
00:15:47,311 --> 00:15:49,644
And you should start with Jimmy Russo.

328
00:15:50,237 --> 00:15:52,406
He's full of shit.

329
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,848
You would be helping Cinda out

330
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,314
by keeping that interview off the air.

331
00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:58,906
And you might earn her
respect in the process, too.

332
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,746
Cinda does respect me.

333
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,091
Here, girl!

334
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,373
It's an inside joke.

335
00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:15,422
Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.

336
00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:17,513
Just ask Detective Williams where she

337
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,846
wants to meet up and see what she says.

338
00:16:20,052 --> 00:16:21,428
Mm!

339
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:42,822
"Can't meet up now, too risky.

340
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,786
Hide evidence in spot
in Morningside Park.

341
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,292
I'll grab it later"?

342
00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:51,959
So she can't meet us face-to-face,

343
00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:54,633
but she can meet us in Morningside Park

344
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,724
later from Denver?

345
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,471
The killer.

346
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:01,456
We're texting with the killer!

347
00:17:01,461 --> 00:17:03,463
Ah!

348
00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:07,187
That's my phone.

349
00:17:08,346 --> 00:17:10,259
Oh. Sorry...

350
00:17:13,777 --> 00:17:15,322
How did this happen?

351
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,541
We assumed it was
Williams who texted us.

352
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,614
Well, what do we do now?

353
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,867
I'll tell you what we do now.

354
00:17:24,872 --> 00:17:26,572
We agree to their terms.

355
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:30,293
Season seven, episode 21.

356
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,051
"The Fake Evidence."

357
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:33,714
We tell them we'll put the matchbook

358
00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:37,463
inside a Stop & Shop bag in a
trashcan outside Morningside Park.

359
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,428
And then, twist!

360
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,133
The evidence is fake!

361
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:44,516
- Uh, saw that twist coming.
- It was in the episode name.

362
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:46,127
Instead...

363
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,658
it's a paint bomb.

364
00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:50,726
- Okay, that I didn't expect.
- Yeah!

365
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:52,775
Boom! The bomb goes
off, marking our targets.

366
00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:55,064
We rush in, make a citizen's arrest!

367
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,901
Now, we don't have a paint
bomb, so we can maybe...

368
00:17:56,905 --> 00:17:58,031
Glitter!

369
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,080
- Did you say "glitter"?
- Yeah.

370
00:18:00,441 --> 00:18:02,485
If my years in regional theater

371
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,867
and wild orgies have taught me anything,

372
00:18:04,872 --> 00:18:07,650
it's that there is no
getting rid of glitter.

373
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,689
God, I'm clever.

374
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:37,840
Okay.

375
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,982
- Everything's in place.
- Okay.

376
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,436
Now what?

377
00:18:53,813 --> 00:18:57,501
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is brought to you by Pink Ladle.

378
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379
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380
00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:06,342
- Nice.
- So good. Oh my gosh.

381
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,688
Alright, we can slot
that into the final mix,

382
00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:10,764
and we're ready to publish.

383
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,654
Sorry, what is this in my calendar?
"Meeting to set performance review"?

384
00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:18,610
Yeah, that's for me. Um...

385
00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:22,141
I... My performance. I was just
thinking that maybe you could

386
00:19:22,146 --> 00:19:24,064
review it, and then, um,

387
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:26,530
if you find it adequate,
that you might, uh,

388
00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:28,899
consider promotion. A promotion.

389
00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:31,652
Hm.

390
00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:38,792
Luís, what did you think of
that Jimmy Russo interview?

391
00:19:38,984 --> 00:19:41,695
Shit was unreal.

392
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:44,496
You know, Poppy found that guy.

393
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,764
Fuck, yeah.

394
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,673
Okay, well, I don't
normally consider promotions

395
00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:51,972
until year five, but, uh...

396
00:19:52,186 --> 00:19:54,646
Yeah. Let me have a think on it.

397
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,946
Fuck yeah.

398
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:05,670
Why is this taking so long?

399
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:09,040
When we did this on Brazzos,
it was always the third guy.

400
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,213
This reminds me of the time

401
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:14,679
when I did Waiting For
Lefty at the Roundabout.

402
00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:17,633
You know, my little Will was there,

403
00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:20,542
waiting for Lefty every night.

404
00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:22,549
He was 6 or 7,

405
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,253
too young to appreciate the radical

406
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,878
leftist propaganda of Clifford Odets.

407
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:29,719
The red-baiting, union-busting.

408
00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,136
But at the end,

409
00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:33,143
when we would get the
whole audience involved,

410
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:36,018
Willie loved to lead the shouts of,

411
00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:39,175
"Strike. Strike. Strike."

412
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,384
Like a...

413
00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:45,495
cute little lefty communist.

414
00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:49,018
- It's okay, Oliver.
- I know. I'm fine.

415
00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:51,156
Everything's gonna be
okay, right, Charles?

416
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:54,039
Sure, buddy. That DNA
test is gonna be fine.

417
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:56,296
Probably be fine.

418
00:20:58,139 --> 00:20:59,515
Could be bad.

419
00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:01,338
Oh, thank God.

420
00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:03,089
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh.

421
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,878
Such supportive friends.

422
00:21:04,883 --> 00:21:07,422
Fuck! She dropped it.

423
00:21:10,431 --> 00:21:13,642
Today on Only Murderers
in the Building...

424
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,648
There we were,

425
00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:16,945
in the kitchen at the
Long John Silver's,

426
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:18,076
when Mabel,

427
00:21:18,081 --> 00:21:20,422
she just snapped,
chopped off my finger,

428
00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:22,140
chopped it clean off. Like...

429
00:21:22,484 --> 00:21:23,804
Bam!

430
00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,641
Gone.

431
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:27,414
And then she deep fried it.

432
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:30,515
She served it up like it was
nothing. Like it was a hush puppy.

433
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,119
Like it wasn't even my finger.

434
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,413
You lying piece of shit!

435
00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:37,734
How would you characterize
her in your own words?

436
00:21:37,739 --> 00:21:39,578
Who? Bloody Mabel?

437
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,502
She's a bloody monster.

438
00:21:41,895 --> 00:21:43,104
Stay tuned as we...

439
00:21:43,109 --> 00:21:44,882
Jimmy was this handsy creep,

440
00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:47,384
and the first time I
pushed back, he trips

441
00:21:47,384 --> 00:21:50,387
and gets his grubby little
paw caught in the meat slicer.

442
00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:52,435
I'm Cinda Canning.

443
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,034
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you...

444
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:56,893
Okay, let's listen to something else.

445
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,080
Music, anyone?
I could go for some music.

446
00:21:59,592 --> 00:22:01,852
Jesus, Charles. Who's in Hopestill?

447
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,859
Besides all the eligible bachelorettes

448
00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:06,403
of the Hopestill Women's
Correctional Facility?

449
00:22:06,509 --> 00:22:08,000
Okay, I got, uh,

450
00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:11,369
Kingston Trio and Brothers
Four. Could listen to that.

451
00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:14,572
Charles, please tell me
you're not in contact with Jan.

452
00:22:16,423 --> 00:22:18,174
I'm not in contact with Jan.

453
00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:19,764
What is wrong with you?

454
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:24,255
Ooh, the betrayal. Look at him!

455
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,340
So caught.

456
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:30,260
Probably asking himself if
there's time to concoct a lie.

457
00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:31,970
But, at the same time,

458
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:35,099
lacking the mental
dexterity, at his late age,

459
00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,226
to wrestle one into comprehension.

460
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:40,546
Okay. I have been talking to Jan,

461
00:22:40,551 --> 00:22:43,463
but it was for the case. Initially.

462
00:22:43,604 --> 00:22:44,942
Initially?

463
00:22:44,942 --> 00:22:47,277
I think we're just dating now?

464
00:22:47,813 --> 00:22:49,482
Well, she says we never broke up!

465
00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:52,865
She tried to poison you and kill
the entire building. It's implied.

466
00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,571
Thank you! That's what I said!

467
00:22:54,576 --> 00:22:56,120
Then why didn't you end it?

468
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,789
Because... I-I...

469
00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,207
I don't know how.

470
00:23:00,488 --> 00:23:03,900
I'm non-confrontational. I've
never broken up with anyone.

471
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:07,171
I usually spend one year
getting into a relationship,

472
00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,344
one year enjoying it,

473
00:23:08,349 --> 00:23:10,351
and four years trying to get out.

474
00:23:11,116 --> 00:23:13,910
I mean, I'm 75 years old,

475
00:23:13,915 --> 00:23:16,418
and I thought I was in the clear.

476
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:21,141
I mean, I know I have to break
up with her, but, you know,

477
00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:23,857
Jan is... scary

478
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:27,197
and sexy?

479
00:23:27,382 --> 00:23:29,593
And that makes it difficult to do.

480
00:23:30,729 --> 00:23:33,231
I guess my father is at fault?

481
00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:37,807
He abandoned us, and now I can't
bring myself to leave anybody.

482
00:23:38,361 --> 00:23:40,572
She killed my friend.

483
00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:43,682
I know. I know that.

484
00:23:44,408 --> 00:23:45,497
Jeez, Charles,

485
00:23:45,502 --> 00:23:47,662
- you need to get your shit straight.
- Mabel, don't...

486
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:49,045
Fuck!

487
00:23:51,236 --> 00:23:52,245
Hey!

488
00:23:58,182 --> 00:23:59,650
Wha...

489
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,510
Jeez, Oliver, what was that?

490
00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:02,808
I call it the Mariah.

491
00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:05,650
It's a-a pound of glitter,
a jar of rubber cement,

492
00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:07,823
and-and just a nugget of C-4.

493
00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:09,463
Well, cool.

494
00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:12,649
There goes our best chance at
catching him and clearing our names.

495
00:24:12,654 --> 00:24:15,783
Generating podcast content
that's worth a damn.

496
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:19,078
All foiled because of this
pussy willow blowing in the wind.

497
00:24:19,078 --> 00:24:20,291
See you guys later.

498
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,659
Mabel, I'm sorry.

499
00:24:22,664 --> 00:24:23,791
I should have...

500
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,626
I just feel like walking!

501
00:24:25,783 --> 00:24:27,294
I need some space.

502
00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:32,854
She's fine. This happens
every third or fourth episode.

503
00:24:32,859 --> 00:24:35,736
- But you do have to end it with Jan!
- I know.

504
00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:38,347
It's just gonna be hard and unpleasant.

505
00:24:41,008 --> 00:24:42,580
Maybe I don't have to.

506
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,518
- But you do. We just went over it.
- No.

507
00:24:45,523 --> 00:24:47,775
Maybe I don't have to.

508
00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:52,001
Are you good to drive?

509
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,623
Okay, I'm heading out. Any messages?

510
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:02,314
People are loving the episode.

511
00:25:02,319 --> 00:25:04,612
- Mm.
- Jimmy's a hit.

512
00:25:05,057 --> 00:25:07,525
Good job, Poppy!

513
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:09,657
Oh, Stanley's turning three tomorrow.

514
00:25:09,662 --> 00:25:12,361
Can you write me a card? He
can't read. He won't know.

515
00:25:12,949 --> 00:25:14,989
I-I was wondering, did
you have a chance to, um...

516
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,223
- Uh, what we talked about earlier?
- Earlier?

517
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:20,501
Oh, earlier,

518
00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:22,675
when you asked for a
promotion in front of Luís

519
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,140
and made everyone really uncomfortable.

520
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:29,278
Oh... What?

521
00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:31,660
You put me on the spot.
What am I supposed to say?

522
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:34,001
"No, you're never going to be promoted"?

523
00:25:34,006 --> 00:25:35,574
That would have been awkward.

524
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,699
You are a rock star assistant, Poppy.

525
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:42,041
The way you pluck every
last piece of cilantro

526
00:25:42,046 --> 00:25:44,090
out of my buffalo chicken bowl.

527
00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:45,638
You're like a surgeon.

528
00:25:46,738 --> 00:25:48,239
Thank you.

529
00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:51,070
When I was an intern at the Post,

530
00:25:51,075 --> 00:25:53,870
Kay Graham gave me a
great piece of advice.

531
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:57,870
She said, "Don't be too good
at a job you don't want."

532
00:25:58,889 --> 00:26:00,738
And she was a real cunt.

533
00:26:13,201 --> 00:26:15,120
Hello again, Charles-Haden S...

534
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,461
Sazz.

535
00:26:22,144 --> 00:26:24,364
Bear with me here, babe.
I'm almost off-book.

536
00:26:24,369 --> 00:26:26,121
Charles just sent these pages.

537
00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:28,595
What is that?

538
00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:30,292
Are those lines?

539
00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:32,544
Roll sound, camera...

540
00:26:32,932 --> 00:26:35,204
Action. Jan...

541
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:37,235
we need to talk.

542
00:26:37,685 --> 00:26:40,604
It gives me no pleasure
to say this, but...

543
00:26:41,158 --> 00:26:42,940
I think we should see other people.

544
00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:46,135
Is he... A-are you...

545
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:50,182
He's breaking up with me with you?

546
00:26:50,187 --> 00:26:52,272
This is ridiculous. Where's Charles?

547
00:26:52,272 --> 00:26:54,627
I'm told it's customary to say,

548
00:26:55,163 --> 00:26:57,346
"It's not you.

549
00:26:57,351 --> 00:26:59,270
It's me."

550
00:26:59,275 --> 00:27:02,402
But, come on, let's face
it. It's, like, 80-20 you.

551
00:27:02,407 --> 00:27:04,307
- I'm hanging up.
- Jan.

552
00:27:04,743 --> 00:27:06,537
I don't love you anymore.

553
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,050
I'm sorry. I suggested
as much as the other day,

554
00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:11,223
but I was afraid.

555
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,798
I was afraid of you.

556
00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:16,116
I was afraid of being alone.

557
00:27:17,252 --> 00:27:18,879
But I'm not afraid anymore.

558
00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:22,330
Well, I am still afraid of you.

559
00:27:23,603 --> 00:27:25,587
But I'm not afraid of being alone.

560
00:27:26,486 --> 00:27:30,072
And... I don't want to hurt you.

561
00:27:31,076 --> 00:27:33,119
But this is goodbye.

562
00:27:35,246 --> 00:27:38,541
I'll never forget all
that you taught me.

563
00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:42,385
The anatomy of your bassoon.

564
00:27:43,492 --> 00:27:44,994
The long joint.

565
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:47,835
The butt joint.

566
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,694
The crook.

567
00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:54,922
Gets pretty porny.

568
00:27:55,544 --> 00:27:57,187
Doing anything for you?

569
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,252
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, then I'll continue.

570
00:28:02,243 --> 00:28:03,494
Hello?

571
00:28:05,298 --> 00:28:06,549
Alice?

572
00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:09,919
Apparently, the yolk is supposed to...

573
00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:12,051
"walk not run," whatever that means.

574
00:28:12,056 --> 00:28:14,136
Sorry, I'm getting into
character. What did you say?

575
00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:15,814
What the fuck?

576
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:18,650
- Hey.
- Hey.

577
00:28:20,368 --> 00:28:21,619
Hey.

578
00:28:22,855 --> 00:28:24,857
Oh my effing G, is that her?

579
00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:40,982
Let's just try that again.

580
00:28:42,312 --> 00:28:43,717
Okay, the way you just said "14,"

581
00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:46,720
I want you to say
"savage" like that. Like...

582
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,306
Like it's your last
breath. Okay, try that.

583
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,992
Okay.

584
00:28:52,817 --> 00:28:53,859
Alice.

585
00:28:54,415 --> 00:28:56,930
Mabel? What are you doing here?

586
00:28:57,689 --> 00:28:59,391
What am I...

587
00:29:00,289 --> 00:29:01,791
This is my apartment.

588
00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:04,799
I'm sorry. You weren't meant
to see it like this. Not yet.

589
00:29:04,804 --> 00:29:06,805
Let me explain. Um...

590
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,805
I was just trying to help.
You know, I was looking

591
00:29:08,809 --> 00:29:10,354
at your trauma through a fine-art lens.

592
00:29:10,358 --> 00:29:12,985
I was going for something
more photo-realistic...

593
00:29:14,789 --> 00:29:17,458
Mabel? Mabel? Are you okay?

594
00:29:17,463 --> 00:29:19,465
Mabel? Let me explain!

595
00:29:20,407 --> 00:29:21,909
Mabel!

596
00:29:34,536 --> 00:29:37,831
Okay, so they said DNA
results in 36 hours,

597
00:29:37,836 --> 00:29:39,309
and here I am, refreshing my inbox.

598
00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:40,734
I got nothing.

599
00:29:40,891 --> 00:29:42,393
I'm a mess, Charles.

600
00:29:42,398 --> 00:29:44,066
All I want is a soothing
bowl of tzatziki,

601
00:29:44,071 --> 00:29:46,352
but Greek food is
triggering for me right now.

602
00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:49,695
What if I lose my son and
my dips in a single day?

603
00:29:53,353 --> 00:29:56,398
Yes. You can stay here
until your email comes.

604
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,797
Thank you.

605
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,312
And while we wait,

606
00:29:59,803 --> 00:30:01,763
maybe I can introduce
you to the wide world

607
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:03,770
of South American salsas.

608
00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:05,817
Huh?

609
00:30:05,822 --> 00:30:07,365
Ecch...

610
00:30:13,602 --> 00:30:15,395
- Hello?
- Hi. It's Poppy.

611
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,379
Poppy White? I wanted to apologize...

612
00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,207
Hey, right now's not a good time.

613
00:30:19,212 --> 00:30:21,047
Actually, it's the worst fucking time.

614
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:24,055
I didn't stand up to her,
um, but you have to understand

615
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,521
Cinda is like a monster and a goddess.

616
00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:28,403
It's, um, it's hard to explain.

617
00:30:28,408 --> 00:30:30,535
- I have to go, okay?
- Oh, wait! Um...

618
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,208
She didn't finish college.

619
00:30:33,094 --> 00:30:34,675
Who? Cinda?

620
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,807
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she dropped out, and, um,

621
00:30:36,867 --> 00:30:37,869
and her teeth aren't real.

622
00:30:37,873 --> 00:30:41,126
- What are you talking about?!
- Cinda is a liar,

623
00:30:41,126 --> 00:30:43,629
and-and it goes way deeper
than dental implants.

624
00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:47,118
I mean, you were right. She will
do anything to tell a good story.

625
00:30:47,123 --> 00:30:49,671
Trust me, you learn a lot about a woman

626
00:30:49,676 --> 00:30:51,386
when you manage her calendar.

627
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:53,388
And she's got her
sights on you now, so...

628
00:30:54,032 --> 00:30:57,827
if you and those old men need
my help, please, let me know.

629
00:30:57,832 --> 00:30:59,473
I know where all the bodies are buried.

630
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,597
And there are lots of bodies.

631
00:31:02,602 --> 00:31:05,105
Uh, so to speak. Okay...

632
00:31:08,713 --> 00:31:09,965
Hello?

633
00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:12,722
Mabel?

634
00:31:12,727 --> 00:31:14,479
And they just put the
mango right in there?

635
00:31:14,484 --> 00:31:16,988
- Comes like that.
- It's ingenious.

636
00:31:17,097 --> 00:31:18,598
Mm!

637
00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:22,821
What do you need? A hug?

638
00:31:22,826 --> 00:31:24,328
Personally, I don't like hugs, but...

639
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,347
- Oh. It's just Will.
- Hm.

640
00:31:29,352 --> 00:31:31,706
Look at that. My-my
son sent me a video.

641
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:38,135
Yo! Bloody Mabel sighting number two!
She just stabbed some dude!

642
00:31:48,851 --> 00:31:50,436
I'll take that hug now.

643
00:32:02,783 --> 00:32:07,783
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