1 00:00:01,774 --> 00:00:04,938 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma 2 00:00:04,943 --> 00:00:06,153 from Cinda Canning. 3 00:00:06,153 --> 00:00:08,363 I wasn't expecting to find anything related 4 00:00:08,363 --> 00:00:10,065 to the disappearance of Becky. 5 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:11,878 What the fuck is in Bo's mouth? 6 00:00:11,883 --> 00:00:13,530 Becky's panties! 7 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:16,347 I'm Leonora Folger, the mother of Bunny. 8 00:00:16,352 --> 00:00:18,562 Where the fuck is my painting? 9 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:21,222 You bought the painting from the artist, Rose Cooper? 10 00:00:21,227 --> 00:00:22,645 She went missing. 11 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,935 - Dad? Dad! - It's okay, buddy! 12 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:28,128 I was having an affair with your father for years. 13 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,467 I thought Rose Cooper was. 14 00:00:29,472 --> 00:00:31,112 She was, too. 15 00:00:31,117 --> 00:00:33,008 We're texting with the killer! 16 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:35,120 We tell him we'll put the matchbook in a trashcan 17 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:37,429 outside Morningside Park, and then... 18 00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:38,894 - twist! - Glitter. 19 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:41,438 There goes our best chance at clearing our names. 20 00:00:41,617 --> 00:00:43,494 Who is Glitter Guy? 21 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,120 Damn it! He has the matchbook! 22 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:51,870 What's stopping me from locking you up today, huh? 23 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,597 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 24 00:01:05,991 --> 00:01:08,335 Last year, the NYPD had a budget 25 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,623 of $5.5 billion. 26 00:01:10,649 --> 00:01:12,693 That's a billion with a "B." 27 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:16,542 My salary was 85,819 before taxes, 28 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:20,732 alimony, and the mortgage on this fuckin' dump where I also live. 29 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:25,717 If you divide 85,819 by 5.5 billion, you get... 30 00:01:25,722 --> 00:01:28,698 I have no fuckin' idea, but it's a drop in the bucket. 31 00:01:30,226 --> 00:01:33,521 Try living on that in New York City. It's impossible. 32 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,063 So you take other jobs. 33 00:01:36,076 --> 00:01:38,120 You work security at Coney Island, 34 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,164 or you help out departments in small towns 35 00:01:40,164 --> 00:01:41,746 that might not be equipped to handle things 36 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,159 like multiple homicides or missing persons, 37 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:45,582 shit like that. 38 00:01:45,587 --> 00:01:47,995 You get in, you get out, you get paid. 39 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,251 You go through the motions. 40 00:01:50,752 --> 00:01:53,088 But every once in a while, you meet someone 41 00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:54,636 and everything changes. 42 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,388 You see a gal in a bar, 43 00:01:56,388 --> 00:01:58,502 or a guy, if that's your thing, 44 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:01,184 and you toss out some Cary Grant BS like, 45 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,691 "What brings someone like you to a joint like this?" 46 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:06,616 And she, or he, if that's your thing, 47 00:02:06,621 --> 00:02:08,247 they smile at you, 48 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:11,635 and your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 49 00:02:12,086 --> 00:02:14,568 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 50 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:20,143 Kreps is Glitter Guy. 51 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:22,581 Oh. It's ASL for "glitter." 52 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:24,294 That's kind of fun. 53 00:02:24,299 --> 00:02:26,627 - I know. - But why would Kreps kill Bunny? 54 00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:27,878 I mean, did he want her painting? 55 00:02:27,878 --> 00:02:29,713 I don't know. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy 56 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:31,215 who would kill for a piece of art. 57 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:33,133 Money is a very strong motive. 58 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:35,385 True, if he even got the painting, 59 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:36,637 but why would he frame us? 60 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:39,556 And this is the brilliant mind behind the whole set-up? I don't think so. 61 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:41,573 Yeah, something is not right. 62 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:45,307 But, if so, someone's puppet-mastering a cop? 63 00:02:45,312 --> 00:02:46,355 I mean, how? 64 00:02:46,355 --> 00:02:48,315 I think I know who did this. 65 00:02:53,354 --> 00:02:54,855 That is a great name for a TV show. 66 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,299 That is a great name for a TV show. 67 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,782 Remind me that "Criminal Mastermind" is a great name for a TV show. 68 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:04,626 What about Kreps' backpack? 69 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,974 And what is this logo? 70 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:10,799 I feel like I've seen it somewhere. Chickens are so weird-looking. 71 00:03:10,804 --> 00:03:12,354 I know. I mean, who was the first 72 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:14,237 person who looked at a chicken and said, 73 00:03:14,242 --> 00:03:16,244 "Yum! I'll bet that's delicious." 74 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:20,925 After everything that's happened, I don't know if I have what it takes 75 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,891 to go up against a cop. 76 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,276 I know what you're thinking. 77 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:27,086 "Have we reached that point in our friendship 78 00:03:27,091 --> 00:03:28,222 when we can just show up at each 79 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:29,816 other's apartments in our nightclothes?" 80 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,770 - No, we haven't. - "Nightclothes"? 81 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,777 But I just had to tell you both the good news. 82 00:03:33,777 --> 00:03:35,604 According to the DNA results, 83 00:03:35,609 --> 00:03:38,544 I am, in fact, Will's biological father. 84 00:03:38,549 --> 00:03:40,450 - Hey! Congratulations! - Oh, that's great! 85 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,786 Thank you. Well, no big surprise. 86 00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:44,872 I mean, a blind man could see we're related. 87 00:03:44,872 --> 00:03:46,373 So does that mean you're Greek? 88 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,584 Greek-ish. 89 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:49,981 What's Greek-ish? 90 00:03:49,986 --> 00:03:52,267 Well, you know how I thought I was Ir-ish? 91 00:03:52,272 --> 00:03:53,934 Greek-ish. 92 00:03:53,939 --> 00:03:56,192 There's no real difference. All the European countries 93 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:57,823 are essentially the same. 94 00:03:57,828 --> 00:03:59,538 But now, to celebrate... 95 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,569 You brought Mrs. Gambolini? 96 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:07,993 Well, this delightful creature kept me up all night 97 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,374 telling me to go fuck myself, 98 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,894 which is why I look like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras. 99 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:13,901 So, I am gifting her to you. 100 00:04:13,906 --> 00:04:15,702 No, no, no! Bunny gave her to you! 101 00:04:15,707 --> 00:04:18,251 - You keep it. - Charles, if you do not take this bird, 102 00:04:18,256 --> 00:04:20,050 it will literally be tomorrow's paté. 103 00:04:20,055 --> 00:04:22,391 Oliver, I do not have anything in the apartment 104 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,356 that goes to the bathroom out in the open! 105 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:26,196 It's a rule I have! 106 00:04:26,201 --> 00:04:27,760 This is humiliating. 107 00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:44,283 What is this? 108 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:46,183 No fucking way. 109 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:48,776 That's the original. 110 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:50,729 - Are you sure? - I'm pretty sure. 111 00:04:50,734 --> 00:04:53,517 And the woman in the painting is the artist Rose Cooper? 112 00:04:53,522 --> 00:04:54,708 That's right. 113 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:57,027 But why would Bunny make a fake? 114 00:04:57,027 --> 00:04:59,404 So she could hang the inexpensive fake painting... 115 00:04:59,404 --> 00:05:01,323 Oh, and hide the real one under her... 116 00:05:01,323 --> 00:05:02,950 I know who did it... 117 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,451 Shut up! 118 00:05:40,659 --> 00:05:43,659 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 119 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:56,498 _ 120 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:01,896 What are you doing here? 121 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:04,841 Hi. Um, I come bearing gifts. 122 00:06:04,846 --> 00:06:06,348 Well, a gift. 123 00:06:07,102 --> 00:06:09,104 Also, I really need to have a wee. 124 00:06:11,674 --> 00:06:13,176 Thanks. 125 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:25,087 What do you want, Alice? 126 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,571 To take more of my story? 127 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:30,454 To make my trauma into more of your shitty art? 128 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:31,945 Ouch. 129 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:36,493 I deserve that. I don't want anything. I just wanted to give you that. 130 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:38,568 A puzzle? 131 00:06:38,573 --> 00:06:39,950 It's a peace offering. 132 00:06:39,955 --> 00:06:42,332 I know how much you like puzzles, so I made one for you. 133 00:06:43,245 --> 00:06:46,165 I made it with an X-Acto knife, um, in the middle of a blackout, 134 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:48,673 which may have been a mistake. 135 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:51,245 I'm not trying to look for sympathy. I just... 136 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,964 wanted to give you context for any imperfections 137 00:06:52,968 --> 00:06:54,470 or bloodstains you might find. 138 00:06:55,447 --> 00:06:57,241 But, if you do wanna be sympathetic towards me... 139 00:06:57,245 --> 00:06:58,747 You know, I... 140 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,423 I should thank you. 141 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:03,265 - For what? - For making me realize 142 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:07,017 that I don't want my life to be all about the worst parts of it. 143 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:09,490 I have more to offer than that. 144 00:07:10,369 --> 00:07:12,871 I thought you'd be cross forever. 145 00:07:13,765 --> 00:07:14,978 Does that mean... 146 00:07:14,983 --> 00:07:16,234 No. 147 00:07:17,782 --> 00:07:19,284 I like you, Alice. 148 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,602 But I don't trust you. 149 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,987 And I can't be with someone I don't trust. 150 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,178 I understand. 151 00:07:29,593 --> 00:07:31,845 Well, if you ever need something... 152 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:34,244 anything, please. 153 00:07:34,656 --> 00:07:37,432 You have my number. Goodbye, Mabel. 154 00:07:47,942 --> 00:07:50,861 Yes, Leonora Folger. I know she lives there. 155 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:53,965 What do you mean she's "not verbal"? 156 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:56,472 She was highly verbal and a little bit mean, actually, 157 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:59,522 when she showed up at my building a few weeks ago. 158 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,794 She hasn't left there in how long? 159 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:06,336 Okay. Got it. 160 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,769 Under... 161 00:08:08,774 --> 00:08:10,821 "Celebrations"? 162 00:08:15,282 --> 00:08:18,181 - _ - Ah... 163 00:08:18,618 --> 00:08:20,907 Thank you. Sorry to bother. 164 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,070 Oh, Charles, you've been had. 165 00:08:27,692 --> 00:08:31,071 Just take my suggestion, add even more padding to the lion's hips. 166 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:33,453 Other than that, this looks great. W-what is your problem? 167 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:36,138 We open in three days, and it's back to being a shit show. 168 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:38,915 The Munchkins all forgot your choreography. 169 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,555 Dorothy threatened to walk because she says 170 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,853 the Scarecrow shouldn't be played by neurotypical actor. 171 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:44,443 - Oh wow. - And then the blackout hit 172 00:08:44,448 --> 00:08:45,657 when we were in rehearsals, 173 00:08:45,662 --> 00:08:47,017 and I had five screaming, crying 174 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:49,228 flying monkeys hanging from the ceiling. 175 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:51,319 It's gonna be a disaster, and it's all my fault. 176 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:53,743 Willie. Willie. You can do this. 177 00:08:53,748 --> 00:08:57,329 You know why? Because the theater is in your blood. 178 00:08:58,435 --> 00:09:00,437 You're a Putnam. 179 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:01,799 For real. 180 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,211 What, you got the DNA results? 181 00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:07,720 I am so Greek, I could be Jennifer Aniston's stand-in. 182 00:09:07,725 --> 00:09:09,642 I'm so Greek, I could go bankrupt, 183 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:11,681 and no one in the world would help me. 184 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:14,331 Wow, that's... 185 00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:15,902 What? 186 00:09:17,278 --> 00:09:19,314 I don't know. I just... 187 00:09:19,609 --> 00:09:22,570 I didn't realize how much was weighing on me until this moment. 188 00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:25,082 Well, I want you to stop worrying. 189 00:09:25,087 --> 00:09:26,588 Please? Just... 190 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,150 Come here. Come here. 191 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:32,386 I love you, baby. 192 00:09:32,386 --> 00:09:34,079 I love you, too. 193 00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:36,821 Thanks, Dad. 194 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:40,376 - We're good. It's fine. - You know what? 195 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:42,729 I feel like I can do this now. 196 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,821 You're a Putnam. 197 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:53,834 Hello? 198 00:10:54,926 --> 00:10:56,215 Hello? 199 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,195 Looks like we're in for a fight. 200 00:11:06,513 --> 00:11:07,597 Oh. 201 00:11:09,813 --> 00:11:12,316 Looks like we're in for a fight. 202 00:11:13,851 --> 00:11:15,562 Jesus, I need a life. 203 00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:33,491 Well, if it isn't Bloody Mabel. 204 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,734 Where's the, uh, dusty grandpappies? 205 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,824 And who are you supposed to be? 206 00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:42,009 Rocky Zero? Great White Dope? 207 00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,971 Raging Bullshitter? 208 00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:46,677 I can keep going. 209 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,767 I love boxing movies. And puns. 210 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:50,315 Why the fuck are you here? 211 00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:52,526 Just wanted to ask some questions. 212 00:11:52,531 --> 00:11:54,691 Well, that ain't how this works, see, 'cause I, uh... 213 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:56,337 I'm the cop. 214 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:57,712 How's your arm? 215 00:11:58,258 --> 00:12:00,552 The one I stabbed after you attacked me. 216 00:12:02,397 --> 00:12:03,773 Alright, Mabel. 217 00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:06,845 What kind of a stupid fucking name is Mabel? 218 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,291 Dumbass name. 219 00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,346 You want to ask me questions? 220 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:15,744 You can ask questions. 221 00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:18,606 Throw these on. 222 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,728 Yeah. 223 00:12:25,738 --> 00:12:28,199 - You found it. - I found you. 224 00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:29,916 Rose Cooper. 225 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,603 Oh. Well, tell me something I don't know. 226 00:12:35,498 --> 00:12:36,690 You ever box? 227 00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:39,948 I take a cardio boxing class every Tuesday and Thursday. 228 00:12:39,948 --> 00:12:41,837 You're adorable. 229 00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:43,214 Hold the bag. 230 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,884 Eh? I know, right? 231 00:12:51,098 --> 00:12:52,766 Sorry. I was daydreaming. 232 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:56,157 Have you thrown a punch yet? I just felt a slight breeze. 233 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,867 - You know what? - Saw glitter on your neck. 234 00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,679 I don't know what you're talking about. 235 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,911 How'd you know about the evidence drop-off at Morningside Park? 236 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,993 I still don't know what you're talking about. 237 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:12,568 A matchbook with your fingerprint on it. 238 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,470 Oh, that's gone. 239 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,021 And it wasn't my fingerprint. 240 00:13:18,946 --> 00:13:21,527 Alright. In the ring. Let's go. 241 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:23,033 Let's go. 242 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,349 I am not saying it's entirely your fault. 243 00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:30,032 I shouldn't have left it on the bed, but it was cashmere. 244 00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:32,915 We don't pee on things just because they're soft. 245 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,138 Oh, hello, Teddy. 246 00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:40,524 Oliver. 247 00:13:47,273 --> 00:13:49,328 - I'll kill you! - Ah! 248 00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:52,860 Arm's still sore, I see. 249 00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:56,033 - Why'd you kill Bunny Folger? - I didn't it. 250 00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:58,529 You stabbed her with a knife and tried to frame me. 251 00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,136 Okay, that's enough. 252 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:01,832 Alright? Enough. 253 00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:06,448 See, what I can't figure out, though, 254 00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,991 is how you were able to pull off such an intricate plan. 255 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:12,541 I mean, framing innocent people, secret passageways. 256 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:15,340 I mean, I was a bad student, but you're just... 257 00:14:15,976 --> 00:14:17,749 a stupid man. 258 00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:20,215 There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated. 259 00:14:20,215 --> 00:14:21,466 I said that's enough! 260 00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:24,128 And what do you think's gonna happen here, Mabel? 261 00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:27,176 You think I'm gonna show you something I don't wanna show you? 262 00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:28,891 You think I'm gonna say something I don't wanna say? 263 00:14:28,891 --> 00:14:30,559 'Cause that's not how this works, 264 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:34,286 no matter how many stupid shit-headed insults you throw at me. 265 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,362 'Cause I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than that. 266 00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:39,354 - Put 'em up. - Alright, mitts up. 267 00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:40,444 Mitts up. 268 00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:43,160 - You son of a bitch! - What the fuck?! 269 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:45,625 You can't win this, Teddy! 270 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:51,663 Oh, th-this doesn't look good. Uh, should I just wait for the next one? 271 00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:55,000 No, no, no, no! No, no. C-come in. It's all good. 272 00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:03,842 You son of a bitch! 273 00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:06,345 Oh God! Oh! Okay! Okay, okay, guys! 274 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:12,429 Alright, you guys have fun. Be safe, okay? 275 00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,646 Oh, my bone! Ouch! 276 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,248 What the hell is wrong with you? 277 00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:19,645 Why are you doing this?! 278 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,151 Oh, don't act like you... 279 00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:24,149 You don't know, do you? 280 00:15:25,953 --> 00:15:28,131 You're my son's father! 281 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,330 You piece of shit! 282 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,995 What? 283 00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:44,815 So, the Cocotinis are yours, not Leonora Folger's. 284 00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:47,789 I knew enough about her to pull off 285 00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:50,217 a little day trip into the city. 286 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,975 But, I think I'm slipping now. 287 00:15:52,975 --> 00:15:55,602 I don't know how you actors do it, 288 00:15:55,602 --> 00:15:59,356 pretending to be somebody else all the time. It's exhausting. 289 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:02,354 You pulled it off like the master you are. 290 00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,361 It's exciting for you, isn't it? 291 00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:05,946 Figuring out little mysteries. 292 00:16:05,946 --> 00:16:07,599 Not so little. 293 00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:10,487 The world has been wondering about you for years. 294 00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:12,494 The world, please. 295 00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:15,250 A pocket of the art world 296 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:17,591 who wanted nothing to do with me 297 00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:19,646 before I went missing. 298 00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:23,794 Did you go into hiding because my father was threatening you? 299 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,881 I don't know a lot about my father, 300 00:16:27,756 --> 00:16:29,758 but I don't think he was a good man. 301 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:34,033 And it has haunted me my whole life. 302 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,717 And then... 303 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,905 you came along. 304 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,988 I hope that you charge rent 305 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,764 to the people inside your head. 306 00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:46,231 You'd make a fortune. 307 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,802 Do you have the painting, please? 308 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,236 I do. 309 00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:56,397 You're a crooked fuckin' cop, Kreps. 310 00:16:56,402 --> 00:16:59,197 A crooked cop who stabbed a defenseless old woman, 311 00:16:59,202 --> 00:17:02,080 and you're trying to pin it on me, and I'm gonna nail you for it! 312 00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,587 Ah! 313 00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:06,803 You know what your problem is? 314 00:17:06,979 --> 00:17:10,650 You know what your entire fuckin' generation's problem is, Mora? 315 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,740 - I don't know. Boy bands? - Nah. 316 00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:15,631 Your parents told you you could be anything you want, 317 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:19,139 and your stupid teachers reinforced that bullshit, 318 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:21,616 so you come out with your little TikToks 319 00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:23,499 and your fuckin' podcasts like everybody 320 00:17:23,504 --> 00:17:24,871 wants to hear what you have to say. 321 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,211 Nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. 322 00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:29,065 I'm stupid? 323 00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,116 You don't know anything about me. 324 00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:33,826 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 325 00:17:33,831 --> 00:17:35,876 the smartest woman on the planet? 326 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,733 Huh? If I'm so stupid, 327 00:17:37,738 --> 00:17:39,663 how come I'm able to do a better podcast 328 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,722 than you idiots in two seconds flat? 329 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,354 - Thought you hated podcasts. - Yeah, 330 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,577 I hate stupid amateur bullshit podcasts like yours. 331 00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:48,501 Your podcast sucks. 332 00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:51,884 The OG ones? All is Not OK? 333 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,928 That takes some talent. 334 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:55,435 That takes some intelligence. 335 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,248 Trust me. 336 00:17:57,378 --> 00:17:58,671 I should know. 337 00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:00,940 I'm not scared of you. 338 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:04,199 Yeah, well, you should be, you fuck. Okay? 339 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,153 Because I'm the lead detective on a murder case where somebody 340 00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:10,786 keeps making you the lead suspect. 341 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,638 That's fuckin' scary. 342 00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:14,841 Or maybe you're too stupid to realize 343 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:17,246 what the fuck is going on here, huh? 344 00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:20,256 You know, people go away for things they didn't do 345 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,713 all the time. Remember that. 346 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,887 Tough guy. 347 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:28,133 Now, take that shit-eating grin off your face, 348 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:30,140 and get the fuck out of my gym. 349 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,273 Oh... 350 00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:06,942 Oh, give it. Give it, give it. 351 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,583 - Mm... - Look. 352 00:19:17,812 --> 00:19:20,190 - See, there's the tear in the canvas. - Yes. 353 00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:21,872 Yes... 354 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:24,139 - So, it is the original. - Well, 355 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,146 only one way to know for certain. 356 00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:28,964 Wait, let me try. 357 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,926 No, you do it. 358 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:32,980 - Mm. - Pull out the nails? 359 00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:34,361 Just pull out the nail. 360 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,342 There's something I need you to see. 361 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,370 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 362 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,669 the smartest woman on the planet? 363 00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:11,371 The OG ones? 364 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,336 All is Not OK? 365 00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:15,009 That takes some talent. 366 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,975 That takes some intelligence. 367 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:19,760 Trust me. I should know. 368 00:20:30,661 --> 00:20:34,030 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 369 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,530 - Ow! - Can I get you something?! 370 00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:39,621 Coffee? Water? 371 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,669 A swift kick in the dick? 372 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,046 Look, Oliver, let me explain... 373 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,678 Oh no, no, no. You don't have to. 374 00:20:44,991 --> 00:20:48,244 I was up all night talking to Roberta. She told me what happened. 375 00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,273 Did she tell you it only happened once? 376 00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:51,946 She said twice. 377 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,104 One night, two times. 378 00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:55,861 Well, now you're just bragging. 379 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:58,780 Tell me, Teddy, how many other women in the building 380 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:02,367 did you impregnate with your oily Grecian sperm? 381 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,496 D-d-do you sell it by the quart like your hummus? 382 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,498 You're insane. I'm leaving. 383 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,077 He's all I've got, Teddy. 384 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,307 If I lose my son, I've g... 385 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,235 I've got nothing. 386 00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:21,745 I feel like the worst father in the world. 387 00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:28,142 Are you kidding? 388 00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:30,809 On your worst day, you didn't drag your son 389 00:21:30,814 --> 00:21:33,442 into a criminal enterprise or cover up his involvement 390 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:34,782 in someone's death. 391 00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:37,163 True. 392 00:21:37,728 --> 00:21:39,730 But I did recently encourage him 393 00:21:39,735 --> 00:21:42,468 to get involved in the theater, so... 394 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,726 - Well, that's bad. - Yeah. 395 00:21:46,898 --> 00:21:49,692 Becky Butler's disappearance in Chickasha, Oklahoma, 396 00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:52,457 in 2015 sent shockwaves through town. 397 00:21:52,462 --> 00:21:55,632 She'd evaporated just like the man-made lake 398 00:21:55,637 --> 00:21:58,252 at the abandoned Chickasha putt-putt course. 399 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,295 With no body, and no clues, 400 00:22:01,307 --> 00:22:02,850 freelance police officers 401 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,108 from bigger cities descended upon the town 402 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,546 to help find Becky or her killer. 403 00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:10,573 Also arriving was one intrepid podcaster 404 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:14,082 who never had a good hair day south of the Mason-Dixon. 405 00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:15,213 Yours truly. 406 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,839 Every night, I'd go to the local bar and grill, The Chicken Chug, 407 00:22:20,844 --> 00:22:23,054 whose orange and green chicken logo 408 00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:24,778 seemed to be everywhere in town. 409 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:31,116 There, I'd mingle with tipsy townsfolk and homesick cops, 410 00:22:31,121 --> 00:22:33,871 working them for clues and gossip. 411 00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:37,254 It's amazing the allies you can make 412 00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:40,006 over a Chicken Chug wings tub. 413 00:22:40,011 --> 00:22:41,637 I didn't see it. 414 00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:43,561 I heard it. 415 00:22:52,183 --> 00:22:54,413 Yeah, this painting on top, 416 00:22:54,418 --> 00:22:56,295 oh, that was for me. 417 00:23:00,486 --> 00:23:02,616 And the one underneath... 418 00:23:05,824 --> 00:23:07,493 this was for him. 419 00:23:10,781 --> 00:23:13,118 The man he most wanted to be. 420 00:23:13,123 --> 00:23:15,375 A father to his boy. 421 00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,234 He was my love. 422 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,972 He tried to keep me safe... 423 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,336 from a rage-filled husband. 424 00:23:37,009 --> 00:23:40,179 I had to leave. To keep us both safe, 425 00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:42,457 I had to disappear myself. 426 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,614 We never saw each other again. 427 00:23:47,212 --> 00:23:49,339 He died heartbroken. 428 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,319 What is the thing about fathers and sons? 429 00:23:55,324 --> 00:23:57,830 Why is that relationship so hard? 430 00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:00,488 Oh. I don't know. 431 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,097 Biology. Hubris. 432 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,113 Good old-fashioned stupidity. 433 00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:08,574 Were you close to your father? 434 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:11,788 Well, I-I tried to be. 435 00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:14,938 He was a door-to-door salesman. 436 00:24:14,943 --> 00:24:17,488 A real-life Willy Loman. 437 00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:21,839 So, he was gone a lot. 438 00:24:22,155 --> 00:24:23,656 But when he was home, 439 00:24:24,585 --> 00:24:27,156 I would do whatever I could to get his attention. 440 00:24:28,073 --> 00:24:29,324 Hence my... 441 00:24:29,631 --> 00:24:32,634 what some would describe as "extra" persona. 442 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,316 How about you? 443 00:24:35,953 --> 00:24:37,538 Fuck no. I hated him. 444 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:41,290 He was killed in the back room of a Chinese restaurant 445 00:24:41,295 --> 00:24:42,838 by a Korean bookie. 446 00:24:42,838 --> 00:24:44,256 Took two to the chest. 447 00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:46,491 Okay, this isn't a competition. 448 00:24:46,496 --> 00:24:47,747 I'm just saying... 449 00:24:48,896 --> 00:24:50,398 because of that... 450 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:55,093 all I ever wanted was to have a good relationship with Theo. 451 00:24:56,299 --> 00:24:58,296 Like the one you have with Will. 452 00:24:59,203 --> 00:25:00,538 And I fucked it up. 453 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,413 Will you do me a favor? 454 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:06,530 Aren't we square at this point? 455 00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,185 You send me to jail, I fuck your wife? 456 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:10,648 Just... 457 00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:12,154 promise me... 458 00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:15,005 that you'll never tell Will. 459 00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:17,810 I told Roberta this, too. 460 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,645 I mean, if you two managed to keep 461 00:25:21,658 --> 00:25:25,507 the mere possibility of this a secret all these years, 462 00:25:25,512 --> 00:25:29,461 can't we just keep on keeping on for the sake of Will? 463 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:31,790 I'll do whatever you want me to do. 464 00:25:32,273 --> 00:25:33,858 Thank you. 465 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:40,577 Twice? 466 00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:43,024 I was younger. 467 00:25:49,077 --> 00:25:50,120 Hey. 468 00:25:50,797 --> 00:25:53,174 You shouldn't be here. Cinda could be back any minute. 469 00:25:53,179 --> 00:25:54,347 Well, where is she? 470 00:25:54,435 --> 00:25:55,686 Uh, vocal massage. 471 00:25:56,207 --> 00:25:59,284 She pays a Thai guy to rub her throat. What do you want me to tell you? 472 00:25:59,289 --> 00:26:01,166 - Well, this will be quick. I... - The other day 473 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,306 when I said that I could help you, that was a mistake. 474 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,165 I can't do anything else for you. 475 00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:07,672 Please just... leave me in peace. 476 00:26:07,756 --> 00:26:09,466 Bunny Folger's murder? 477 00:26:10,357 --> 00:26:12,234 That cop Kreps? 478 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:15,939 This all has something to do with All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 479 00:26:15,944 --> 00:26:18,238 I just can't figure out how. 480 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,412 It's like I'm missing a puzzle piece somewhere. 481 00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:23,054 You should let this go. 482 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,040 You should go, and you should let this go. 483 00:26:25,045 --> 00:26:28,355 - Poppy... - Mabel! Please go. 484 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:34,074 You deserve to have this, Charles. 485 00:26:34,074 --> 00:26:35,074 Thank you. 486 00:26:35,563 --> 00:26:39,233 Better you than that woman that came sniffing around a few months ago. 487 00:26:40,170 --> 00:26:41,373 What woman? 488 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:44,258 Poppy, what do you know? What are you so scared of? 489 00:26:44,824 --> 00:26:46,493 You don't know what she's capable of. 490 00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:49,139 You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants. 491 00:26:49,143 --> 00:26:52,584 She had brown hair and... glasses. 492 00:26:52,589 --> 00:26:53,589 Cinda Canning? 493 00:26:53,594 --> 00:26:55,597 I don't know her name, but she was so pushy. 494 00:26:55,602 --> 00:26:57,199 Cinda Canning? 495 00:26:57,392 --> 00:26:59,185 Seriously? You're that terrified 496 00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:01,617 of a Peabody Award-winning podcaster 497 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:04,737 who solved the disappearance and murder of Becky Butler? 498 00:27:04,742 --> 00:27:06,160 Yes. 499 00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:08,457 Everyone has secrets. 500 00:27:09,098 --> 00:27:11,371 Things we've done that we don't talk about. 501 00:27:11,953 --> 00:27:13,955 Things we can't explain. 502 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:20,099 Like when you go to help out on a case in Bumblefuck USA 503 00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:21,895 just to make a little extra coin. 504 00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:28,533 You plan to get in, you plan to get out, get paid. 505 00:27:28,903 --> 00:27:30,689 Go through the motions. 506 00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:32,195 Lemme get a beer. 507 00:27:32,424 --> 00:27:33,759 Why? 508 00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:39,626 Because I'm Becky Butler. 509 00:27:42,434 --> 00:27:45,020 But every once in a while, you meet someone... 510 00:27:45,025 --> 00:27:46,814 and everything changes. 511 00:27:53,848 --> 00:27:57,310 And your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 512 00:27:59,572 --> 00:28:02,241 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 513 00:28:05,713 --> 00:28:07,509 _ 514 00:28:14,408 --> 00:28:15,867 Well, shit. 515 00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:21,059 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com