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Coming this fall,
Only Murderers In The Building.

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That's very good. I wrote that.

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What did happen that night?

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The killer stabs Bunny,
and then leaves

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through the hole in
the bottom of my closet.

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Bunny said, "14 Savage."

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Kreps is Glitter Guy.

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But why would Kreps kill Bunny?

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I mean, did he want her painting?

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There's no way that you could pull
off a murder this sophisticated.

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I said that's enough!

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If I'm so stupid,

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how come I was able to land the
smartest woman on the planet?

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Every night, I'd go to

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the local bar and
grill, the Chicken Chug.

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This all has something to do
with All is Not OK In Oklahoma.

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You should let this go.

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You don't know what she's capable of.

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You don't know what she'd
do to get what she wants.

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Seriously? You're that terrified
of a podcaster who solved

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the murder of Becky Butler?

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- Yes.
- Why?

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Because I'm Becky Butler.

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Well, shit.

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Before I became one of

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the most talked about
people in the country,

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Becky Butler, I had
a pretty ordinary life.

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Ordinary, that is, if you assume most

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ordinary people are pretty miserable.

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Which I assume is a
pretty safe assumption.

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How long is too long
to stay in a bad situation?

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This is what Elizabeth
Davies was pondering

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in the winter of 2003.

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Daddy, I made you
a healthy breakfast.

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Not hungry.

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I think if you got something...

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I ain't fuckin' hungry.

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Mayor Tipton's office.
How can I assist you?

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Oh, yes, of course.
Just hold on one second.

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Sir? It's your wife.

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Not now.

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I'm so sorry. He's
in a meetin' right now.

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Is there anything I can
help you with, Theresa?

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Sir, I was gonna get going,
unless you need anything.

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Oh, stay a bit, Becky.

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Have a drink with your mayor.

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Oh, I should really get going.

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Are you sure?

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Well, my dad's expecting
me, so good night.

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Well, maybe tomorrow.

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You're not always gonna
be able to say no to me.

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"I need to get out of here,"

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were the last words Elizabeth
Davies wrote in her journal

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only five days before her left hand

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was found in her own mailbox.

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This is Channel 37 News,

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reporting on the disappearance
of Becky Butler,

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a local Chickasha native and a member

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of Mayor Tipton's executive team,

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who went missing last week.

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Authorities have no leads

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and are said to be bringing in
outside law enforcement help.

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Nope.

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- Excuse me, Ms. Canning?
- Mm-hmm.

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Um, ma'am...

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My name is Poppy White.

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- I'm your biggest fan.
- Cute.

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Poppy, my favorite bagel.
What can I do for you, Poppy?

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Uh, I... I have a story

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that I think would be
a really good podcast.

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It's about a young woman

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in Oklahoma. She disappeared.

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Lot of girls disappear, Poppy.

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Yeah, but, um,

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she was being harassed by
the mayor of a small town,

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and his campaign slogan
was, "It's All Gonna Be OK."

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Um, "OK" as in "Oklahoma,"

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and I thought All is Not OK In Oklahoma

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would be a good title for a podcast.

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I like your style.

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Missing or dead?

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- Excuse me?
- The girl.

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- Missing.
- Well, let's hope she's dead.

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For it to even have a chance,
I'd really need her dead.

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Ideally murdered.
Ooh! And by that mayor.

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That would be amazing.

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I'm sorry. Uh, what exactly do you want?

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I would like a job, Ms. Canning.

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So, when I discovered Becky
Butler's disappearance,

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I just knew that I had to cover it.

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Never did I think it would
become such a sensation.

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But, a lot of the credit really
has to go to... Ooh, Poppy.

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Yes, Cinda?

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Turkey sandwich, no lettuce,

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no tomato!

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No bread. Just some turkey on tinfoil

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and a little bread on the side.

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Where was I? Oh!

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I find the term
"genius" to be reductive.

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The answer, as it turned out,

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we are all Tim Kono.

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"We are all Tim Kono"?

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Are people really listening
to this insipid shit?

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I need a new Oklahoma.

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I will not be the one-hit wonder
of true crime podcasts, Poppy.

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I won't. I will not be...

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podcast Nickelback.

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Have you given any thought

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to my idea about Rose Cooper,

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that artist who went missing years ago?

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Art? Poppy, really?

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Do you know what rhymes with art?

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- Smart?
- Fart.

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As in no one gives a flying fart.

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I need something with
famous people, and blood,

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and, ideally, a hot
girl with a great rack.

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God, I need a murder. A good one.

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And I'm tired of waiting
for one to fall into my lap.

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God, you are useless!

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Fine. I will make this
happen all on my fucking own!

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- So Poppy is Becky Butler.
- Yes,

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which means Cinda sent a mayor to prison

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for killing someone she
knew was still alive.

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And now she's trying to top herself

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by sending us to prison
for a murder she committed.

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God, is she good!

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What? This is so audacious,

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you know. I wish I'd thought of it.

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Really. I mean, I
wouldn't have gone as far,

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but what commitment, huh?

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- Really?
- Uh, don't blame the playa.

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Blame the game, brah.

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No. Don't do that.

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She was right in front of us all along.

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The storyteller artist framing us

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to get the hell out of her podcast lane!

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But now, how do we get her?

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It's not gonna be easy,

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but I have a plan.

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Ooh. What?

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I'm sorry. I thought a plan would,
uh, come to me in that moment,

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but, uh, no.

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Nothing.

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Although...

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Oh. No.

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Okay, we have a ton on Oklahoma,

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but on Bunny's murder?

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Well, we know she's working
with Detective Kreps.

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But, how does "14
Savage" relate to Cinda?

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We still have the knife,

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and Detective Williams
is running forensics.

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We just reach out to her.

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If Cinda's DNA is on that
knife, it's game over!

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Okay, I'm gonna text Detective Williams.

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We find ourselves up against

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a very talented storyteller

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and a very mediocre cop.

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But how do we outwit them?

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- We need a confession.
- Uh-huh.

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From Cinda Canning? How
do you propose we get that?

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Torture? Can we torture her?

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Charles, get your concertina

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and whatever you consider your
10 most interesting stories.

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Hm, let me just muse on that,

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- uh, for a second.
- Mm.

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No! We need to unravel Cinda

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like a...

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uh, like, oh, jeez...

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What's a thing that unravels?

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- Uh...
- No, we just need to find the thing

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that unravels Cinda, so she slips up

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and reveals herself as the killer!

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Oh, that's good.

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And what's the one thing
we know drives Cinda crazy?

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- A sweater!
- A sweater drives Cinda crazy?

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No, no, no. A sweater unravels,
dear. Try to keep up, really.

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A mystery!

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Poppy! Her assistant,
who drives her crazy.

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No, that's the word I was looking
for. Unravels like a mystery.

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Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best.

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Have both of you had strokes or have I?

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God!

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This is really not
feeling like a finale yet.

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Is it?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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I have so many questions.

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First off, do you prefer Becky or Poppy?

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Or would you prefer Boppy?

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- Which has a certain je ne sais quois.
- I can't do this.

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Oliver, what did we agree on?

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You and Charles do the talking.

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Okay. We know you work for Cinda.

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Mabel has explained
how complicated that...

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You can just cut to it.

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How can we get Cinda to
crumble and cave like a...

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crumbling cave?

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- Excuse me?
- How do we get Cinda to confess?

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She'd never.

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Are you serious?

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You must know things that upset her,

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that might make her feel vulnerable.

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I mean, sure. Human error, interruption,

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people who work for her
but don't look like her.

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Yeah, we noticed that one.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Are there things that disturb her,

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that might break down her defenses?

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She does not like the
inside of a tomato?

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Oh, I can see that.

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I'm terrified by tomatoes.

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And the inside of them?

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Just awful.

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Okay, I guess that's
something we can work with.

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Is it, though?

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What, are we gonna invite Cinda
over and make her a salad?

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Oh! Oh, this one's weird.

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The tomato was normal?

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Um, she's very afraid of slow-motion.

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I'm sorry?

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I went to a Super Bowl party with Cinda,

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and every time there was
an instant replay, uh,

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I saw her shiver, and then start
to faint, and then cry a little bit.

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Over the slow-motion?

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Slow-motion, she does not like it.

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- Uh-huh.
- So, she's a true psychopath.

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Hello. What can I get for you today?

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Oh no, it's Cinda.

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The finale of Only Murderers

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- is dropping tomorrow.
- Um...

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Can I get a liverwurst and
marmalade sandwich to go?

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Mm-hmm.

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Hi, Cinda. I'm sorry.
I'm on my way back.

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There were train delays.

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- Oh my God!
- That's horrible.

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Liverwurst and
marmalade? Is that a thing?

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It's the owner's sister's
favorite sandwich.

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Bunny was so disgusted
we had it on the menu,

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she called it "freak food."

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Well, hard agree with
Bun-Bun on that one.

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Hey, Ivan! Where's my toast?

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- Guys...
- English muffin, coming right up.

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It's Detective Williams. Hang on.

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Cinda's dropping the finale?

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Not hard to guess who she's
gonna name as the killer.

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We're fucked. We have
got to put Cinda away today.

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- We need to rally our resources.
- Right. That's right.

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Hey, did Ivan ever take our order?

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- Oliver, we need a plan.
- I agree.

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We also need to eat.

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What'd she say? Did Williams
get any info off that knife?

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Yeah, she did.

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Guys...

256
00:11:57,351 --> 00:12:00,270
I think I know what "14 Savage" means.

257
00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:05,897
Why are we here?

258
00:12:05,902 --> 00:12:09,132
I'm organizing the estate sale,
but it's making me very sad.

259
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,763
All her plants are dying, and

260
00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:13,546
why is that damn bird back?

261
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:16,503
That shady email just
said, "Be at Bunny's at 7:00"

262
00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:18,046
"if you love good theater

263
00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,327
and/or want to be part of history."

264
00:12:20,332 --> 00:12:22,960
I don't see cake. The email
said cake would be provided.

265
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,169
Cheap fucks.

266
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:26,218
Am I dressed appropriately?

267
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,418
It's really hard to
know what to wear to a...

268
00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:29,549
Killer Reveal Party.

269
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,093
Uh, "killer reveal party"

270
00:12:31,093 --> 00:12:33,178
meaning a party where
a killer is revealed,

271
00:12:33,178 --> 00:12:35,013
or a reveal party
that's killer in nature?

272
00:12:35,013 --> 00:12:37,486
I don't know, Jonathan.
Just be hot, okay?

273
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,243
- Welcome, friends!
- Oh, here we go.

274
00:12:39,248 --> 00:12:41,311
To the show that's about to end.

275
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,981
For we have figured out who extinguished

276
00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:47,317
the big, beautiful flame
of our beloved Bunny Folger.

277
00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,735
Alright, so who did it?

278
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,195
Who did it? Who did it?

279
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:52,061
I'm gonna strangle that bird.

280
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,367
You think we're just gonna tell you?

281
00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:56,499
- Kind of felt like that, yeah.
- Yeah. I mean, why else am I here?

282
00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:59,137
Don't we kinda have to tell them
if they're gonna be part of it?

283
00:12:59,141 --> 00:13:01,368
Must you poop on every party, Charles?

284
00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:03,584
Can't we have a little
dramatic tension here?

285
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,003
Oliver, she's gonna be here
in an hour. Just move it along.

286
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,463
Mabel, we can do this production fast,

287
00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,424
or we can do it well.
What would you prefer?

288
00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,466
Fast. Do it fast.

289
00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:14,428
Okay. Well, then I will not take
responsibility for the reviews.

290
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:15,554
Alright. Okay.

291
00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:17,055
Uh, first question.

292
00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:19,933
Who here has had any theater training?

293
00:13:20,637 --> 00:13:22,848
Well, I'm on Broadway right now.

294
00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,938
- Really?
- As a hyena.

295
00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:26,226
Uh-huh...

296
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,567
And I once auditioned
for the part of Joseph

297
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,819
in Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat.

298
00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:33,530
The way you worded that makes
it sound like you didn't get it.

299
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,907
That is correct.

300
00:13:34,907 --> 00:13:36,950
But it has nothing to do with talent,

301
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,327
despite what my mother said.

302
00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,550
Uh, Lester?

303
00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:43,766
Uh, just a little light stage
stuff when I was younger.

304
00:13:43,771 --> 00:13:44,814
- No shit!
- Yeah,

305
00:13:44,826 --> 00:13:48,580
I graduated from Juilliard. Started
out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts.

306
00:13:48,585 --> 00:13:50,838
- We were rivals. Hand to God.
- And what happened,

307
00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:52,051
if you don't mind me asking?

308
00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:54,684
No, it's fine. I just
realized that my true passion

309
00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:57,325
was being a doorman, and
I left the theater behind.

310
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,497
Really?

311
00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,451
Are you nuts? No.

312
00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:03,305
I stopped getting hired,
developed a drinking problem,

313
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,978
and was homeless for a while.

314
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,521
Almost died, cleaned up,

315
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:07,856
took the first job I could get,

316
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,983
and I've been stuck here ever since.

317
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,321
- Jesus...
- How tragic!

318
00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:14,545
Well, wasn't that a bummer?

319
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:17,011
Anyway! You're all here today

320
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,901
to play a part in
manipulating a mastermind

321
00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:22,240
into a live confession on our...

322
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,165
- cam show... Livestream.
- Livestream.

323
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,042
Where the hell is the fucking cake?

324
00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:28,794
The cake is on its way!

325
00:14:28,794 --> 00:14:31,380
But this was very last minute,
and this is not about the cake.

326
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,548
Ah, they chintzed on the cake!

327
00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:34,841
I'm leaving.

328
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,385
- Come on, Jonathan.
- Wait!

329
00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:37,928
This is about us right now!

330
00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:40,347
Bunny's fellow neighbors
getting one shot

331
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,266
to bring her killer to justice!

332
00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,184
And we all really need your help.

333
00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:48,177
Fine.

334
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,521
But Bunny would have ordered
the cake from Sherman's on 92nd.

335
00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:52,577
- True.
- She sure would have.

336
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,747
Okay. We only have an hour.

337
00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:57,193
And if we pull this off,

338
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:59,742
I swear to each and
every person in this room

339
00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:02,750
that Charles will buy you
the cake of your choice!

340
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,129
Okay. Here we go.

341
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,546
I'm missing a parent-teacher
conference for this,

342
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:18,844
so your confession better be good.

343
00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:20,622
My kid's teacher is crazy hot.

344
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,307
Who said anything about a confession?

345
00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:25,976
Well, you said you were gonna
reveal the murderer live,

346
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,270
and you're the murderer. So, by my math,

347
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,480
that makes this a confession, Ms. Mora.

348
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:32,903
- Are you really doing this?
- Mm-hmm.

349
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,193
What the hell is this?

350
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:41,158
It's a killer reveal party.

351
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:44,202
As in a party that reveals a killer,

352
00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:46,942
or a reveal party that's
going to be killer.

353
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,032
- See? It is confusing.
- Shh...

354
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,998
It will all be explained.

355
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:53,714
And Cinda, we have our
recording devices on,

356
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,334
so you may want to turn on yours.

357
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,633
I have a girl for that. Poppy,
please start recording everything.

358
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,843
Would you like me to wire
anyone or just use the boom?

359
00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,879
Uh, just record all
the smart things I say

360
00:16:01,884 --> 00:16:03,396
and all the dumb shit that they grunt.

361
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,892
Oh my God!

362
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:07,935
Okay, go ahead.

363
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:10,479
Welcome to our killer reveal party!

364
00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:12,856
Where we will reveal Bunny's killer.

365
00:16:12,856 --> 00:16:14,858
It's also a killer
party, simultaneously.

366
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,067
Oh. Okay, so we were both right.

367
00:16:17,072 --> 00:16:18,774
Double entendre.

368
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,649
And it gives me no pleasure

369
00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:21,810
to inform you

370
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,943
that the killer is here,

371
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,452
in this very room.

372
00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:27,958
Oh! But that can't be! One of us?

373
00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:29,474
Please say it's not true!

374
00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:31,224
Howard. Bring it down.

375
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,732
Let's remind ourselves of what we know.

376
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:36,239
Bunny had a very
normal last day of life.

377
00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:39,296
She was contemplating a
change. A move, to Florida.

378
00:16:39,301 --> 00:16:40,672
Fuck Florida!

379
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:43,262
The three of us saw her that very night.

380
00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:45,833
She was looking for companionship.

381
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,089
A friend.

382
00:16:47,094 --> 00:16:48,779
- But what did we do?
- Bye-bye.

383
00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:50,560
We rejected her.

384
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,062
We sent her away,

385
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:53,438
back to her apartment.

386
00:16:53,438 --> 00:16:55,164
Where someone was waiting for her.

387
00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:58,141
Someone who forced
Bunny into my apartment

388
00:16:58,146 --> 00:16:59,314
to frame me,

389
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,237
then stabbed her with Oliver's knife

390
00:17:01,242 --> 00:17:03,277
and my knitting needle, then escaped

391
00:17:03,282 --> 00:17:05,909
into the Arconia's secret passageways

392
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:07,119
that they knew about,

393
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,617
then used those secret passageways

394
00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:12,286
to plant the murder weapon
in Charles' apartment,

395
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,459
along with a very valuable painting

396
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,750
of his nude father they stole
from Bunny's apartment...

397
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,965
Jesus, is this what we're
really telling people?

398
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,504
It's a lot. We could have
tightened it up in rehearsal.

399
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,637
But who... had an interest in framing

400
00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:28,056
three... innocent... people?!

401
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:29,523
- You did!
- Me?!

402
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:31,719
Sorry! I got disoriented! You did!

403
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,898
Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger.

404
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:37,091
And how did she cover her tracks?

405
00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:40,774
With the help of a crooked cop
she met years ago in Oklahoma.

406
00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:46,648
How did you know about Kreps?

407
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:48,786
Are you kidding?

408
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:52,323
The sexual energy between
you two was obvious.

409
00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:53,705
I'd say more,

410
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,504
but this is a family murder podcast.

411
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,000
Cinda Canning is not a great
podcaster who solves murders.

412
00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:03,573
She's a hack who makes
them up and packages them.

413
00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:05,896
And this time, she tried
to get away with a doozy.

414
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:07,896
Wow.

415
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:10,385
Really enjoyed the spelling it all out.

416
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,560
Very end of a Scooby
Doo episode. Very cute.

417
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,020
One little problem, though.

418
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,481
Why would I want to kill
an old woman I never met?

419
00:18:17,481 --> 00:18:19,432
You met her, Ms. Canning.

420
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:20,963
I have the logbooks.

421
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,596
You were actually here a lot
before Bunny died, weren't you?

422
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:26,354
I was keeping tabs on the
Tim Kono investigation.

423
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,069
You killed her.

424
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,868
You murdered her with a violent hand.

425
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:34,372
You murdered a sweet old lady

426
00:18:34,377 --> 00:18:35,744
who...

427
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,626
She was my friend!

428
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,466
She was my only friend,

429
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:40,722
and you took her!

430
00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:42,062
And why?!

431
00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,174
For a podcast?!

432
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,276
Why?

433
00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:48,968
Why...

434
00:18:49,054 --> 00:18:50,681
Oh, Jesus, he's wonderful.

435
00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:52,771
♪ I love my coat of many colors ♪

436
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,654
♪ I just love my coat of many colors ♪

437
00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:56,910
Howard, no.

438
00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:00,674
There is literally no motive here.

439
00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:02,806
Why would I have done any of this?

440
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,781
What...

441
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,658
an...

442
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:12,578
excellent...

443
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,101
question...

444
00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:18,359
OLIVER It... is...

445
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:21,951
indeed...

446
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:24,208
Why are you moving in slow-motion?

447
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:26,842
Who's... going...

448
00:19:26,842 --> 00:19:29,096
slow?

449
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,799
Who... us?

450
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:44,401
Stop it! Stop it! I-I'm leaving!

451
00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:45,694
Alright, stop!

452
00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:53,490
Oh God, what is that?

453
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,838
So, you sign a big, juicy

454
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:58,387
$30 million podcast deal.

455
00:19:58,392 --> 00:19:59,601
Problem is,

456
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:02,794
you don't have a juicy story to podcast.

457
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,296
So, you go looking

458
00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:06,465
to invent one about a lonely

459
00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:08,133
old woman who gets murdered

460
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,677
in a big... fancy...

461
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,221
- apartment building.
- No... No...

462
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:13,597
Honestly,

463
00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:15,599
not that great.

464
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:19,864
Unless, the three people
who did the murdering

465
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,793
are three A-list celebrities!

466
00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:26,510
Oh. Sorry.

467
00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:28,482
I thought you were being funny.

468
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:31,698
Are we getting under
your skin, Ms. Canning?

469
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,362
Admit you did it.

470
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,869
- Admit it!
- Admit it! Admit it!

471
00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:38,450
Forget it! And I'm
not confessing anything

472
00:20:38,455 --> 00:20:40,499
because... because...

473
00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:41,625
Because why?!

474
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,432
Because she didn't do it.

475
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:47,210
Mabel, we're so close.
What are you doing?

476
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:48,715
I'm solving a murder.

477
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:51,486
She did it.

478
00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:54,248
Excuse me, what?

479
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,255
This is the work of an artist

480
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,132
who just came into the picture recently.

481
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:03,099
Your gallery needed new energy.
Wasn't that what you said?

482
00:21:03,104 --> 00:21:04,935
Turns out, you were making art

483
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,567
from my tragedy.

484
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,444
So why not frame me and
up the value of your art?

485
00:21:09,444 --> 00:21:12,698
- Is this all part of the plan?
- I'm really not sure anymore.

486
00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:15,940
I am outraged. And frankly, haven't
we been down this road before?

487
00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,127
Sorry. Who is this person?

488
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:19,366
And can we get her to dial
the accent down a little bit?

489
00:21:19,371 --> 00:21:20,526
I mean, if I can't understand a word,

490
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,786
how's Middle America gonna get it?

491
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:24,070
You're a real charmer, Alice.

492
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,868
And a hell of a kisser.

493
00:21:26,044 --> 00:21:27,879
Nice.

494
00:21:27,879 --> 00:21:29,506
But you're also a liar.

495
00:21:31,378 --> 00:21:32,629
And a killer.

496
00:21:32,754 --> 00:21:34,214
Huh.

497
00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:37,651
Bravo, Mabel. Bravo indeed.

498
00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:40,256
Here, all this time, I was
thinking you were just a bore

499
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,388
with the drawing skills of a toddler.

500
00:21:42,393 --> 00:21:44,354
It was you at the Pickle Diner,

501
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,402
begging Bunny for her
Rose Cooper painting.

502
00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:48,541
But she wanted 14 million for it.

503
00:21:48,679 --> 00:21:50,869
"14 for Savage."

504
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,510
That was a little out of
your price range, wasn't it?

505
00:21:54,894 --> 00:21:57,447
You talentless, smug bitch.

506
00:21:57,452 --> 00:22:00,065
Holy shit, she did it. She got her.

507
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,114
No!

508
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,548
Oh! Oh!

509
00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:13,967
- Oh!
- Charles! Charles!

510
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,385
- Get off me!
- Hold her down!

511
00:22:17,996 --> 00:22:20,372
Yes, 911? There's been a stabbing!

512
00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:23,742
Yes, at the Arconia! Yes, he's bleeding!

513
00:22:23,747 --> 00:22:27,314
- Charles? Charles!
- Charles! Oh my... Oh jeez...

514
00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:30,234
You're okay, buddy. You're okay.

515
00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:36,028
Oh!

516
00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:37,172
Oh...

517
00:22:39,059 --> 00:22:40,535
Charles...

518
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,159
Jesus Christ.

519
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,474
Please tell me you got all that.

520
00:22:56,411 --> 00:22:58,045
Unhand me!

521
00:22:58,621 --> 00:22:59,810
It's okay, Mrs. Gambolini.

522
00:22:59,815 --> 00:23:01,817
Don't be scared. Don't be scared.

523
00:23:03,684 --> 00:23:05,269
This bird has seen too much, Jonathan.

524
00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:07,271
Police and ambulance
are three minutes out.

525
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,336
I'm so sorry, Mabel.

526
00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:15,737
For all of it.

527
00:23:15,737 --> 00:23:17,698
You poor kid.

528
00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:19,533
But what you just did...

529
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:22,695
I mean...

530
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:25,161
Shit, you were incredible.

531
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,795
You are one hell of an investigator.

532
00:23:28,278 --> 00:23:30,638
I could use someone
like you on my staff.

533
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,145
I mean, hell, I...

534
00:23:33,422 --> 00:23:35,482
I think you could have your own podcast.

535
00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:38,241
Oh, don't even. Don't you even...

536
00:23:38,566 --> 00:23:40,341
Poppy?

537
00:23:40,579 --> 00:23:43,123
What...

538
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,804
This was pure luck!

539
00:23:45,809 --> 00:23:47,895
Th-there is absolutely nothing

540
00:23:47,895 --> 00:23:50,480
that ties this Australian
girl to Bunny's murder.

541
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,523
Nothing.

542
00:23:51,523 --> 00:23:52,691
I'm English, you twat.

543
00:23:52,691 --> 00:23:53,810
Achoo!

544
00:23:53,815 --> 00:23:55,942
- Bless you.
- Thank you.

545
00:23:57,826 --> 00:23:59,857
Why does Mabel get a podcast?

546
00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:02,451
Because she's pretty?

547
00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:06,068
Because she boldly dated
the supposed killer?

548
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,001
I do everything for you.

549
00:24:09,374 --> 00:24:13,290
I get your lunch, and I
respond to all your mail,

550
00:24:13,295 --> 00:24:16,465
and I pick up your dry cleaning,
and I drop off your dry cleaning,

551
00:24:16,465 --> 00:24:18,842
and I pick up your dry cleaning, and
I drop off your dry cleaning, and...

552
00:24:18,842 --> 00:24:21,537
Why don't you just wear
something that you can wash?!

553
00:24:22,197 --> 00:24:24,718
And I told you about
the Rose Cooper art,

554
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:27,184
and you made a flying fart joke.

555
00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:28,352
I told you all...

556
00:24:28,352 --> 00:24:29,686
- Achoo!
- Okay, Poppy,

557
00:24:29,686 --> 00:24:31,732
you know my rule. Two
sneezes in my presence means

558
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,644
you need to self-quarantine for a week.

559
00:24:33,649 --> 00:24:34,935
Poppy?

560
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,412
Why'd you tell Cinda about Rose Cooper?

561
00:24:37,897 --> 00:24:40,066
It was an idea for a podcast.

562
00:24:40,301 --> 00:24:42,469
Cinda was not interested...

563
00:24:42,527 --> 00:24:44,248
But you were,

564
00:24:44,268 --> 00:24:46,604
and in that painting that Bunny owned.

565
00:24:46,782 --> 00:24:47,991
Achoo!

566
00:24:47,996 --> 00:24:50,290
Do you have some kind of allergy?

567
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:53,052
To Mrs. Gambolini perhaps?

568
00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:54,058
Achoo!

569
00:24:55,444 --> 00:24:57,196
It's so strange.

570
00:24:57,459 --> 00:25:00,716
The killer sneezed when
fleeing the crime scene.

571
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:06,482
It's not a crime to be
allergic to rancid bird molting.

572
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:09,505
And what? You're gonna
believe some... some young girl

573
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:12,262
that's hiding in your walls?

574
00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:15,108
Only the killer could have known there

575
00:25:15,112 --> 00:25:16,873
was a girl hiding in
the walls that night.

576
00:25:16,878 --> 00:25:19,052
And her name is Lucy.

577
00:25:19,826 --> 00:25:21,188
And yours...

578
00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,201
is Becky.

579
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,565
Who told you that?

580
00:25:25,570 --> 00:25:26,572
We did.

581
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,818
I wasn't stabbed.

582
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,439
It's all theater.

583
00:25:37,444 --> 00:25:39,501
We've been onto you
since this afternoon!

584
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:40,857
We all have.

585
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,340
- I don't understand what's happening!
- It's over, kiddo.

586
00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:47,926
I know the game you
played with me in Oklahoma,

587
00:25:47,931 --> 00:25:49,641
and they know the game
you played with them

588
00:25:49,641 --> 00:25:51,613
in this overpriced building.

589
00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,348
And I only real fainted once.

590
00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,772
The other times were acting.

591
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,706
I just wanted to make a good podcast.

592
00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:05,295
I just wanted Cinda to notice me.

593
00:26:05,616 --> 00:26:08,076
But things went wrong
right from the start.

594
00:26:08,076 --> 00:26:10,550
Right from that night that I texted you

595
00:26:10,555 --> 00:26:14,162
to get out of the building, and
you came back to your apartment.

596
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,376
_

597
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,111
How'd you figure it out?

598
00:26:26,396 --> 00:26:28,941
It's Detective Williams. Hang on.

599
00:26:30,652 --> 00:26:31,763
- Hey.
- Hey.

600
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,394
So I got DNA off the
murder weapon. Saliva.

601
00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:35,878
But get this.

602
00:26:35,883 --> 00:26:37,802
It belongs to a dead girl

603
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:39,478
from way the hell out of state.

604
00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:41,128
Let me guess.

605
00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:42,584
Oklahoma.

606
00:26:44,446 --> 00:26:46,042
How the hell did you know that?

607
00:26:46,047 --> 00:26:49,308
I think I know what "14 Savage" means.

608
00:26:52,087 --> 00:26:53,542
_

609
00:26:55,786 --> 00:26:57,675
Sandwich...

610
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,691
14 sandwich? Liverwurst
and marmalade to go.

611
00:27:00,696 --> 00:27:02,030
That's me.

612
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:10,459
The thing is,

613
00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:13,467
before I became one of the most
talked about people in the country...

614
00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:16,932
I had a pretty ordinary life.

615
00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:21,733
Ordinary, that is, if you assume

616
00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:23,988
most ordinary people
are pretty miserable.

617
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,647
Which I assume is a
pretty safe assumption.

618
00:27:57,644 --> 00:27:59,187
Once Becky Butler found the way

619
00:27:59,187 --> 00:28:01,899
to use her own story to get a job

620
00:28:01,899 --> 00:28:03,817
with her hero, Cinda Canning...

621
00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:05,569
Uh, what exactly do you want?

622
00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:07,029
I would like a job, Ms. Canning.

623
00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:09,117
She thought she'd be home free.

624
00:28:09,414 --> 00:28:12,376
She even found someone
that was willing to help her.

625
00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:16,151
Though, at first, like so
many things that go bad,

626
00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:18,190
it was just about love.

627
00:28:18,616 --> 00:28:20,701
So she went the extra mile

628
00:28:20,706 --> 00:28:24,666
and plotted a bigger New York story.

629
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:28,272
Yes, you can. She's old. And mean.

630
00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:30,662
You deserve this. We both do.

631
00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:34,010
You get to be famous, I get a promotion,

632
00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:37,975
and we get to move out of
this sweaty shit-box. Yes.

633
00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:40,824
- You got this.
- I deserve it. I deserve it.

634
00:28:41,918 --> 00:28:44,170
Ooh! Did I tell you about the
secret passageways I found?

635
00:28:44,175 --> 00:28:46,386
What? Fuck, I fuckin' love you.

636
00:28:46,398 --> 00:28:49,483
And with that, another mystery solved.

637
00:28:49,735 --> 00:28:51,571
So one last time,

638
00:28:51,576 --> 00:28:53,494
for Only Murders in the Building...

639
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,711
And for Only Murderers
in the Building...

640
00:28:56,716 --> 00:28:58,490
I'm Oliver Putnam.

641
00:28:58,726 --> 00:29:00,311
I'm Mabel Mora.

642
00:29:00,316 --> 00:29:03,076
And I'm Charles-Haden Savage.

643
00:29:03,081 --> 00:29:05,625
And Cinda Canning.
Thanks again to our sponsor

644
00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:08,495
Gut Milk Lite. It's got
all the flavor of Gut Milk

645
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,835
and none of the unexplained crunch.

646
00:29:10,842 --> 00:29:12,568
Wow.

647
00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:15,195
- Two murders back-to-back.
- Yep.

648
00:29:15,425 --> 00:29:17,594
Now we can start talking
to each other like people

649
00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:19,977
- and not just about murders.
- Right.

650
00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:32,755
Ah. Thank you.

651
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,080
- Okay, where's the wheelchair?
- Didn't you read the stage directions?

652
00:29:38,431 --> 00:29:40,349
- No, I have one line.
- Charles,

653
00:29:40,354 --> 00:29:42,286
your test scores are off the charts!

654
00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:45,002
The network wants you out of
the wheelchair immediately,

655
00:29:45,002 --> 00:29:47,686
and your dementia is in remish.

656
00:29:47,691 --> 00:29:50,507
Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure!

657
00:29:50,507 --> 00:29:52,426
Nice. You got de-dementia'd.

658
00:29:52,426 --> 00:29:55,120
- Thanks, Luce.
- Last looks!

659
00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:57,347
Oop.

660
00:29:57,352 --> 00:29:59,402
Well, welcome back

661
00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:01,833
- to the world of the upright.
- Thanks, Joy.

662
00:30:01,838 --> 00:30:03,191
Hm.

663
00:30:03,196 --> 00:30:04,656
Looking good, Charlie.

664
00:30:06,225 --> 00:30:07,935
- Hey, Joy.
- Yeah?

665
00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:10,986
Uh...

666
00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:17,910
Are you asking me out on a date?

667
00:30:20,057 --> 00:30:21,370
For when?

668
00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:25,034
Are you suggesting tonight?

669
00:30:25,607 --> 00:30:26,705
Yes.

670
00:30:28,344 --> 00:30:29,887
Oh, Charlie.

671
00:30:29,892 --> 00:30:31,685
Finally, you got it out.

672
00:30:37,623 --> 00:30:38,967
Jesus. God.

673
00:30:46,772 --> 00:30:49,722
You're doing it.
You're actually renovating.

674
00:30:49,727 --> 00:30:52,104
Well, it is about time.

675
00:30:53,171 --> 00:30:55,799
And does this become
integrated into a new design?

676
00:30:55,885 --> 00:30:57,595
And do I?

677
00:30:57,653 --> 00:31:00,573
Uh, no. But,

678
00:31:00,578 --> 00:31:02,991
you could grab a roller
and help, please.

679
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,692
Hey!

680
00:31:18,262 --> 00:31:20,055
- Hey!
- Hey, girl.

681
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,833
Look at you.

682
00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:24,471
Fresh from his triumph in the land
of witches and munchkins.

683
00:31:24,476 --> 00:31:27,646
Uh, triumph, I don't know
about that, but we survived.

684
00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:30,983
- Yeah.
- Now, um, where is...

685
00:31:30,983 --> 00:31:32,667
W-what are you calling her now?

686
00:31:32,672 --> 00:31:35,675
Oh, Mama G! Yes, yes,
yes. She's, uh, right here.

687
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,183
She's just looking a
little piqued to me.

688
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,064
Alright. Let's take a look.

689
00:31:40,069 --> 00:31:42,753
- Winnie noticed it first.
- So you decided to keep her, huh?

690
00:31:42,758 --> 00:31:45,784
Well, I just... Winnie's
grown awfully attached, so...

691
00:31:49,728 --> 00:31:51,938
Willie, th-there's something...

692
00:31:52,207 --> 00:31:53,500
I-I need to tell you.

693
00:31:53,505 --> 00:31:55,215
S-something I...

694
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:59,125
haven't been honest about. Uh...

695
00:31:59,344 --> 00:32:00,596
Dad.

696
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,923
If you're not my father, then
I don't know what a father is.

697
00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:07,436
You hear me?

698
00:32:12,644 --> 00:32:15,188
- How did you know?
- Come on.

699
00:32:15,193 --> 00:32:16,612
I know all your tells.

700
00:32:21,355 --> 00:32:23,065
I love you so much.

701
00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:28,243
You gonna get that?

702
00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,542
No, no, no, not now.

703
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,905
Who are we kidding?
J-just take the call.

704
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:36,537
Well, I guess... You know,

705
00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:38,890
just to get it out of
the way. You never know.

706
00:32:39,319 --> 00:32:42,364
Oh, it's Donna. Producer friend of mine.

707
00:32:42,465 --> 00:32:44,296
Hey, Donna.

708
00:32:44,537 --> 00:32:47,118
To what do I owe this...

709
00:32:47,524 --> 00:32:50,902
No, I know. I actually do owe
you a lot of money, but is that...

710
00:32:50,914 --> 00:32:52,416
Is that why you're calling?

711
00:32:54,865 --> 00:32:57,235
Oh, really?

712
00:32:57,689 --> 00:32:59,696
What, did the director
fall out or something?

713
00:33:01,644 --> 00:33:03,145
Broadway?

714
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:07,818
It opens in a year. Well, yes.

715
00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:10,159
I-I think I-I would be perfect for that.

716
00:33:10,165 --> 00:33:12,000
And who's the star?

717
00:33:13,877 --> 00:33:15,337
Really?!

718
00:33:15,813 --> 00:33:17,459
- _
- Ben?

719
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,466
Everyone gets opening night jitters!

720
00:33:19,471 --> 00:33:21,181
I can talk you through it!

721
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,767
I'm good.

722
00:33:28,517 --> 00:33:29,962
Alright...

723
00:33:30,392 --> 00:33:33,347
Hey, look, I'm good, okay?
I'm gonna rock this place.

724
00:33:33,355 --> 00:33:35,691
It's the other guy you
need to talk to. Fuckbag.

725
00:33:35,691 --> 00:33:37,823
No, no. So, okay, so I
did talk to him, and...

726
00:33:37,828 --> 00:33:39,511
Uh-huh. Did he apologize?

727
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:42,596
Well, you know, a lot
has gone on, but...

728
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,070
Look, this is what I suggest.

729
00:33:45,075 --> 00:33:47,160
Use it, okay?

730
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,123
Let the tension seep in between
you two tonight as a color.

731
00:33:51,123 --> 00:33:53,208
Okay, so, like, then I can kill him?

732
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,377
Because I just might,
Oliver. I'm warning you.

733
00:33:55,377 --> 00:33:57,421
No, see, now, that is
an interesting color.

734
00:33:57,421 --> 00:34:00,674
Places! Break a leg, Ben.

735
00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:02,092
That's a pretty good option, too.

736
00:34:02,092 --> 00:34:05,262
Oh. Well, anyway. Okay, so I just...

737
00:34:06,195 --> 00:34:08,057
Fun out there...

738
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,198
Ah...

739
00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:28,387
Good luck tonight.

740
00:34:28,491 --> 00:34:30,660
Huh. Thanks.

741
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:33,025
"Good luck" is a curse in the theater.

742
00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:36,042
I know that.

743
00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:38,389
What, y-you don't think I know that?

744
00:34:38,394 --> 00:34:39,671
I just didn't mention it

745
00:34:39,671 --> 00:34:41,590
to be polite to you, you piece of shit.

746
00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:43,512
Hey. Hey.

747
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,683
We got two and a half hours
to get through.

748
00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:47,074
If I can do it, you can, too.

749
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:50,040
I'm the pro here. Alright, you
don't have to worry about me.

750
00:34:53,101 --> 00:34:55,019
Be smart.

751
00:34:55,097 --> 00:34:57,099
Stay away from her.

752
00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:00,588
Why?

753
00:35:00,823 --> 00:35:03,199
- What are you gonna do?
- Ben...

754
00:35:04,052 --> 00:35:06,555
I know what you did.

755
00:35:25,404 --> 00:35:26,781
- Hey, girl.
- Oh.

756
00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:30,373
- I can't believe this.
- Right? What a year, huh?

757
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,518
Yeah. Well,

758
00:35:31,523 --> 00:35:34,017
any year without a murder
is a good one in my book.

759
00:35:34,953 --> 00:35:37,468
Okay. Fasten your seat belts.

760
00:35:38,086 --> 00:35:39,184
Hey, honey.

761
00:35:39,189 --> 00:35:41,531
- So proud of you.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you...

762
00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:58,633
What turned me into a
creature of the night.

763
00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:03,289
Let me tell you.

764
00:36:17,936 --> 00:36:19,563
A cre...

765
00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:27,962
Let me t... Ooh...

766
00:36:28,155 --> 00:36:30,198
Help me...

767
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,328
Somebody! Anybody!

768
00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:39,763
He's not moving!

769
00:36:51,929 --> 00:36:54,435
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

770
00:36:54,594 --> 00:36:59,594
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