1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:03,332 Welcome to our killer reveal party, 2 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:05,613 where we will reveal Bunny's killer. 3 00:00:05,614 --> 00:00:07,734 We've been on to you since this afternoon. 4 00:00:07,735 --> 00:00:09,570 I just wanted Cinda to notice me. 5 00:00:10,165 --> 00:00:13,616 With that, another mystery solved. Wow. 6 00:00:13,617 --> 00:00:15,363 - Two murders back-to-back. - Yep. 7 00:00:15,364 --> 00:00:16,785 You're actually renovating. 8 00:00:16,786 --> 00:00:20,248 - Well, it is about time. - Hey, Joy. 9 00:00:20,436 --> 00:00:22,646 Are you asking me out on a date? 10 00:00:22,763 --> 00:00:24,014 Yes. 11 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:25,941 Broadway? 12 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,130 I think I-I would be perfect for that. 13 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:29,675 And who's the star? 14 00:00:29,675 --> 00:00:31,512 Ben? 15 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,637 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 16 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:37,348 - I'm good! - Fasten your seat belts. 17 00:00:39,268 --> 00:00:43,021 What turned me into a creature of the night? 18 00:00:45,941 --> 00:00:47,818 Somebody! Anybody! 19 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:49,194 He's not moving! 20 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:51,190 Ben! Call 911! 21 00:00:51,191 --> 00:00:53,699 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 22 00:01:05,329 --> 00:01:07,832 All the world's a stage 23 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:11,269 - _ - and all the blah, blah, blah. 24 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,270 We all know how that one goes. 25 00:01:13,509 --> 00:01:15,511 But if you are a theatrical type, 26 00:01:15,512 --> 00:01:17,223 there's a good chance you became smitten 27 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:18,976 at a very young age. 28 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:24,896 ♪ The sweetest sounds I'll ever hear ♪ 29 00:01:24,897 --> 00:01:28,859 ♪ Are still inside my head ♪ 30 00:01:28,859 --> 00:01:30,360 Seeing the wonders of a life 31 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,447 you might be part of one day, 32 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:35,574 full of stories and experiences 33 00:01:35,574 --> 00:01:38,865 you can only dream about from the eighth row, 34 00:01:39,158 --> 00:01:41,803 behind two beehives in row seven. 35 00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:47,309 ♪ The most entrancing sight of all ♪ 36 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:52,732 ♪ Is yet for me to see ♪ 37 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:55,652 ♪ And the dearest love ♪ 38 00:01:55,653 --> 00:01:58,897 ♪ In all the world ♪ 39 00:01:58,898 --> 00:02:04,029 ♪ Is waiting somewhere for me ♪ 40 00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:06,412 ♪ Is waiting ♪ 41 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:08,553 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 42 00:02:08,554 --> 00:02:13,177 ♪ Somewhere for me ♪ 43 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:21,912 Once smitten though, 44 00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:23,915 then comes the work. 45 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,666 Of classes and training... 46 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:30,272 Of speech and technique... 47 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,130 honing your craft, 48 00:02:33,131 --> 00:02:35,925 as you pound the pavement in New York City, 49 00:02:35,926 --> 00:02:39,054 auditioning for anything and everything, 50 00:02:39,054 --> 00:02:41,854 all in pursuit of that moment in the spotlight 51 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,990 where you hope someone might see you, 52 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:48,938 really see you, and say those magic words. 53 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,250 "Where have you been?" 54 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:56,074 But what if those magic words never come? 55 00:02:56,238 --> 00:02:58,615 And it's only rejection, 56 00:02:58,615 --> 00:03:01,410 over and over again, 57 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,261 year after year, 58 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:05,973 and near miss after near miss, 59 00:03:05,974 --> 00:03:09,102 until you realize that near miss 60 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:11,245 has become your life. 61 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:16,238 How do you keep at it with any hope? 62 00:03:20,215 --> 00:03:22,179 Thank you, very nice. 63 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:24,224 So, someone's shown up 64 00:03:24,224 --> 00:03:27,495 who's not on our list, maybe a walk-in. 65 00:03:27,805 --> 00:03:30,542 I do know her. She's capable, 66 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,417 a little vanilla, but we've got about 10 minutes until lunch... 67 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:35,961 Yeah, sure. 68 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,820 Ready, Durkin, you still there? 69 00:03:37,821 --> 00:03:39,990 Yes! 70 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:42,159 Yes! Hi! 71 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:44,620 Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry, I thought... 72 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:47,623 My agent assured me that I was on the list... 73 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:48,623 It's fine. 74 00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:50,808 Do you have the pages for the role of the nanny? 75 00:03:51,071 --> 00:03:54,295 Y... Uh, yes. Is it just the one scene? 76 00:03:54,296 --> 00:03:56,506 That's right. Whenever you're ready. 77 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:01,750 Enough! 78 00:04:01,751 --> 00:04:04,651 Enough of your questions, Detective. 79 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:08,651 I'm happy to tell you who I am and what it is I do 80 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:11,822 without your insistent... probing. 81 00:04:14,897 --> 00:04:17,608 I am a caretaker of children, 82 00:04:17,819 --> 00:04:19,886 to whom I'm given charge. 83 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:24,058 Am I a substitute for the child's true mother? 84 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:29,933 Some would prefer I say no, but I believe... 85 00:04:30,284 --> 00:04:33,870 I am. I must be... 86 00:04:34,581 --> 00:04:37,651 their mother when it's only me with them. 87 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,643 Because 88 00:04:39,644 --> 00:04:42,558 a child needs to feel, at all times, 89 00:04:42,559 --> 00:04:43,810 safe. 90 00:04:43,811 --> 00:04:47,440 They need to feel protected with the kind of ferocity 91 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:49,943 only a mother can summon. 92 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:56,651 It's no matter if they were born of my own... 93 00:04:56,652 --> 00:04:58,154 flesh. 94 00:05:02,631 --> 00:05:04,841 Would I kill 95 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:07,850 to protect a child in my charge? 96 00:05:08,661 --> 00:05:12,415 That is the question you have for me, I assume, Detective? 97 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,936 To that, I would say 98 00:05:17,937 --> 00:05:20,982 without so much as blinking, 99 00:05:20,983 --> 00:05:24,042 I would kill without compunction... 100 00:05:26,247 --> 00:05:29,751 for the sake and safety of any child in my care. 101 00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:35,566 So, 102 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:38,849 now, you have your answer. 103 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,251 Where have you been? 104 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:48,292 Um... 105 00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:51,311 But when you finally do land your dream, 106 00:05:51,312 --> 00:05:54,308 your moment in that spotlight... 107 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:56,561 I said, where have you been? 108 00:05:58,419 --> 00:05:59,671 Oh. 109 00:05:59,718 --> 00:06:02,846 How far would you go to hang onto it? 110 00:06:02,847 --> 00:06:05,057 Oh! 111 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,799 Oh, thank you! 112 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,345 Oh, thank you! Oh, gosh! 113 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:50,650 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 114 00:06:56,561 --> 00:07:00,080 _ 115 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:02,983 Help me... 116 00:07:05,153 --> 00:07:07,239 Somebody! Anybody! 117 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:09,282 He's not moving! 118 00:07:09,283 --> 00:07:11,252 Ben! Call 911. 119 00:07:11,253 --> 00:07:13,244 I don't feel a pulse. 120 00:07:16,122 --> 00:07:18,458 I'm trying to wrap my head around it myself. 121 00:07:18,536 --> 00:07:19,912 No, don't you under... 122 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:22,124 No, they already pronounced him! 123 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,135 They pronounced him! 124 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:28,056 Was there any foam around his mouth? Foaming would indicate poisoning. 125 00:07:28,057 --> 00:07:31,387 I only saw blood. Mabel! What are you doing? 126 00:07:31,388 --> 00:07:34,099 Could be natural causes or one of those, uh, rupture things. 127 00:07:34,099 --> 00:07:35,893 Charles, please! It's opening night, 128 00:07:35,893 --> 00:07:39,396 and a big star in the prime of his life drops dead on stage? 129 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:41,773 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's dead. 130 00:07:41,773 --> 00:07:44,119 He's dead. Ben's dead. My leading man is dead! 131 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,664 - Hey, it's not your fault, Oliver. - No, that's right it's not my... 132 00:07:46,665 --> 00:07:48,375 What? Of course, it's not my fault! 133 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:49,710 Okay, Howard, 134 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:52,589 you go and tell everyone that it's all gonna be fine. 135 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,676 Tell them, uh, that we'll gather back at my place 136 00:07:54,677 --> 00:07:56,929 for the opening night party I planned, 137 00:07:56,930 --> 00:07:58,682 where we'll just sort all of this out. 138 00:07:58,683 --> 00:08:00,685 I really don't think people are in a party mood right now... 139 00:08:00,686 --> 00:08:03,455 Just do it, Howard! Do it! 140 00:08:03,456 --> 00:08:05,875 - Hey, Oliver. - You okay, buddy? 141 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,736 Oh, my God. Is this really happening? 142 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,356 How did I get here? 143 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:17,010 _ 144 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:19,644 - Is this really happening? - Happy First Read-Through Day! 145 00:08:19,645 --> 00:08:21,563 Am I really going back to Broadway? 146 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:23,482 I hope so. Why else would I be here? 147 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,858 To support, to give notes, 148 00:08:24,858 --> 00:08:27,072 to translate what the young people say for Charles. 149 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,118 And because who gets to see you anymore? 150 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:30,487 True! It's nice to see you. 151 00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:33,375 Well, you know, we're all just so busy-busy, 152 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:36,202 and, you know, who are we without a homicide? 153 00:08:36,203 --> 00:08:38,372 Oliver, I know you're nervous. 154 00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:40,624 I know your last Broadway show was a disaster. 155 00:08:40,624 --> 00:08:42,376 Everyone knows it. The world knows it. 156 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,336 - Fast forward, fast forward. - But you, sir, 157 00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:45,878 are a talented young man. 158 00:08:45,879 --> 00:08:47,266 You have a gift for leadership. 159 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:49,232 And when you asked me to join this production, I... 160 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:50,591 Hold, please. 161 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:55,638 - I asked you?! - Yes, you asked me! 162 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,474 - You know what? Forget it. - Oh, no, no, no. 163 00:08:57,474 --> 00:09:00,561 Please wax poetic about how I begged you to be in my play, 164 00:09:00,562 --> 00:09:01,993 even though you haven't been on stage 165 00:09:01,994 --> 00:09:03,610 since men had to play all the women. 166 00:09:03,996 --> 00:09:04,997 You don't need to explain. 167 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:06,898 In Shakespeare times, men had to play the women. 168 00:09:06,899 --> 00:09:08,484 - Ah. - Women weren't allowed. 169 00:09:08,485 --> 00:09:10,863 - It's a, a age joke. - It's also a career joke. 170 00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:12,906 And I loved it, but can we talk about me now 171 00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,366 and how I cannot believe 172 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:17,286 I'm going to be in the same room as Ben Glenroy? 173 00:09:17,286 --> 00:09:19,788 Hair up or hair down? Do you think he likes ears? 174 00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,915 Mabel, actors are just people. 175 00:09:21,915 --> 00:09:23,876 Remember how nervous you were to meet me at first? 176 00:09:23,876 --> 00:09:26,587 - I don't maybe remember that? - Yeah, but now look at us. 177 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:29,529 Hey, when we get there, how do you wanna handle the entrances? 178 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:32,091 Maybe you introduce me and then I come in? 179 00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:35,485 This is a table read, Charles. It's not The Donna Reed Show. 180 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:36,972 - Donna Reed was... - It's not worth it. 181 00:09:36,972 --> 00:09:39,266 Okay, now, please do not start this journey 182 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,976 by alienating all of your colleagues 183 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,321 with some desperate attempt at peacocking. 184 00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:44,875 No peacocking! 185 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,815 Oliver Putnam in da house! 186 00:09:51,528 --> 00:09:53,280 I have a question. 187 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,782 Who wants to go to Broadway? 188 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:02,956 We thank you for your attention. 189 00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:04,515 Brief anecdote. 190 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,628 I remember when I auditioned for Mr. Oliver Putnam 191 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:09,755 - for this very play. - It's true. 192 00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:11,423 Do you remember what you said to me, Oliver? 193 00:10:11,423 --> 00:10:13,759 I sure do. I said, 194 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:16,220 "How about you be my assistant, instead?" 195 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,971 - That's right. - Yes. 196 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:18,972 Word for word. 197 00:10:18,972 --> 00:10:20,224 The floor is yours. 198 00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:22,184 Thank you, Howard. 199 00:10:22,184 --> 00:10:23,310 Ah... 200 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,271 So our leading man is running a skitch late, 201 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:28,322 but let's go ahead and get started. 202 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:32,203 I welcome you all... to the world... 203 00:10:32,204 --> 00:10:33,736 of Death Rattle! 204 00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:37,625 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. 205 00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:39,828 A story of death 206 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:42,144 that happens in a lighthouse 207 00:10:42,145 --> 00:10:44,605 in foggy upper Nova Scotia, 208 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:47,484 where the only person in the room, when the deaths occurred, 209 00:10:48,322 --> 00:10:49,907 is an infant child. 210 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:53,666 Now, some may call this chestnut of a play 211 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,460 a little dusty, 212 00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:57,630 uh, but of course, I've been called that myself 213 00:10:57,631 --> 00:10:59,967 a few times, frankly. 214 00:11:03,056 --> 00:11:05,350 When our amazing producer, Donna Demeo, 215 00:11:05,351 --> 00:11:07,562 - first called me about... - With Clifford. 216 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:09,690 My son, Cliff, 217 00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:13,403 who is making his first solo producing effort here. 218 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:14,947 But with me. 219 00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:16,950 Thanks, Mom. Thank you, thanks. 220 00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:20,037 I am so super excited because, like your characters 221 00:11:20,038 --> 00:11:22,958 who are trapped in a hurricane in a deadly lighthouse, 222 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,936 we're gonna take Broadway by storm! 223 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,434 How about that? 224 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,838 I'm so proud of my boy. 225 00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:36,216 So, so, so, so, so... 226 00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:38,802 proud. 227 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:41,256 He's gay, so I can kiss him like that. 228 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,521 Alrighty, then. So, I think that... 229 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,771 What? 230 00:11:49,771 --> 00:11:51,273 Oh, I just like doing this. 231 00:11:52,274 --> 00:11:54,318 No, no, if I may. Uh, 232 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:57,112 we're in a very small room here, and I'd like to address 233 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:59,788 the show business elephant inside it, 234 00:11:59,789 --> 00:12:03,501 and that show business elephant is me. 235 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:05,173 - Oh, dear lord. - Yes, 236 00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:06,633 I played Aristotle Brazzos 237 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,482 in 224 episodes of dramatic television. 238 00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:10,875 - Aristotle? - I can't. 239 00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:13,795 As well as a reboot, uh, which is currently on hiatus 240 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:17,049 because the producer is up on harassment charges. 241 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:19,927 I also starred in three made-for-TV movies, 242 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:22,638 uh, and also a series of TV ads 243 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,181 for the Dukakis campaign. 244 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:25,933 All this is to say 245 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:27,647 I'm just like you. 246 00:12:27,902 --> 00:12:29,741 I'm nobody special. 247 00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:31,604 I mean, I'm not any more special 248 00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:33,319 because, in a way, we're all... 249 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,842 I think it was Gandhi who said, "Isn't everyone, though, just..." 250 00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:38,381 Thank you so much, Charles. How inspiring. 251 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,134 - That was wonderful. - Did I stick the landing? 252 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,256 The plane is literally scattered across the runway. 253 00:12:43,491 --> 00:12:46,118 Alright then! As we await Ben, 254 00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:47,897 why don't we now take a look 255 00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:50,790 at the model for our set? 256 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,569 Okay, secret? 257 00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:00,272 I think theater is kinda lame. 258 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,640 People all dressed up in costumes 259 00:13:02,641 --> 00:13:05,060 no real person would ever wear, 260 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:07,147 acting like nobody's sitting out there 261 00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:10,522 watching them say things no real person would ever say. 262 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,295 But at least this piece of theater is a murder mystery. 263 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,233 That, I can get my head around. 264 00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:20,905 And every murder mystery needs a victim. 265 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:23,075 - It really is... - Okay! 266 00:13:23,076 --> 00:13:24,578 Okay! 267 00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:26,618 Who farted? 268 00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:31,857 - Ben Glenroy, ladies and gentlemen! - No, stop, stop, stop, stop! 269 00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:38,177 Thank you. Oh, by the way, this is my manager, Dickie. 270 00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:40,670 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother. 271 00:13:40,849 --> 00:13:42,768 But please don't say nepotism 272 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:44,844 because he gets very insecure about his abilities. 273 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:45,846 Hi. 274 00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,598 He's also the reason we're late. 275 00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:49,725 Dickie had us a, a block over. 276 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,405 No way! You guys! 277 00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:53,644 - This is my cast? - Yes! 278 00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:56,982 - Yes, and we are so thrilled! - Hi. I'm Ben. 279 00:13:56,982 --> 00:13:59,217 I'm also trained as an intimacy coordinator. 280 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:00,427 Hi, I'm Kimber, 281 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,987 and I didn't realize we had any love scenes. 282 00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:04,948 What? We're in the middle of one right now. 283 00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,992 - Oh. - Timber for Kimber. 284 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:09,203 And you... 285 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:12,956 are way too fuckin' handsome. Somebody fire him, now! 286 00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,541 I'm Ty. 287 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,294 Oh! If y'all would just please quick sign these NDAs, 288 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:20,005 and the last page telling us you're okay with us filming. 289 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:21,298 I-I'm sorry, filming? 290 00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:23,467 Yeah. Two, uh, shows for the price of one. 291 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:27,054 My Broadway debut, and a documentary about my Broadway debut. 292 00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:30,807 This is my documentarian, Tobert. You heard that right. 293 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:32,267 It's Robert with a T. 294 00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,102 Hey, Broadway, I am just an observer. 295 00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:36,230 This is literally the last time you're gonna hear my voice. 296 00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:38,022 Hello, Ben. I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 297 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,775 - Fuck me! - Oh wow... 298 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,569 Oh, the energy coming from this corner! 299 00:14:42,569 --> 00:14:44,821 Am I right? Do we all feel this? 300 00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:46,240 Ben, this is our Nanny. 301 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,756 - Loretta. - Yeah. 302 00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:49,617 Oliver tells me you're one to look out for. 303 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:52,246 Oh, well, Oliver flatters. 304 00:14:52,246 --> 00:14:53,747 Just don't upstage me. 305 00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:57,100 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 306 00:14:57,101 --> 00:14:59,877 - No, I'm honored to work with you. - Oh my. 307 00:14:59,878 --> 00:15:02,172 Well, my friends are just beside themselves 308 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,132 that I'm gonna get to work with The CoBro. 309 00:15:04,132 --> 00:15:07,344 Oh God, no, please. Just... Just CoBro. 310 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,085 - Sorry? - Yeah, no, 311 00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:11,430 the "the" makes me sound like an asshole. 312 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:13,045 - Oh. - Like the Rock. 313 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,866 Or the Pope. I mean, come on, get over yourselves. Right? 314 00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:19,730 But, in the films, I'm just the friendly zoologist 315 00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:21,984 who morphs into a 20-foot cobra 316 00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:24,487 and helps the cops save the day. 317 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,483 Hey, you. 318 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,075 Oh, hi. I loved you in Girl Cop. 319 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:33,078 Oh, that old thing? 320 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,751 Alright, well, this is exciting. 321 00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:41,962 Shall we take our seats and start the read? 322 00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:44,311 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! A read-through! 323 00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,467 I wanna read! Oh, hey, by the way. 324 00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:48,803 Thanks for the tip on Amy Schumer's place. 325 00:15:48,804 --> 00:15:50,598 - Just moved in. - Oh! 326 00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:53,101 Tell her she left a bunch of cottage cheese in the fridge. 327 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:56,272 Fuck... Fuck... Fuckerballs. Fuck. 328 00:15:56,273 --> 00:15:58,400 Dickie? There's cookies here. 329 00:15:58,401 --> 00:16:01,404 Oh no. Ben can't have cookies. 330 00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,941 He's on a very strict diet for CoBro, 331 00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:07,237 and cookies are a weakness. 332 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,777 Well, not a weakness. I just... 333 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,659 - Where are they from? - Schmackary's. 334 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:15,162 Oh... God, even the name is sexy. 335 00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:18,081 - I'll take them. - No, it's fine, it's fine. Leave 'em. 336 00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:19,541 Leave 'em! Just... 337 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,627 - Let's read. - Alright! 338 00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:23,629 So, this is kind of exciting. 339 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:25,714 Shall we begin, KT? 340 00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:27,375 From the top, everyone. 341 00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,154 Ladies and gentlemen, 342 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,845 I give you... page one. 343 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,890 I wasn't ready. 344 00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:38,710 "It's a night in upper Nova Scotia." 345 00:16:38,711 --> 00:16:41,522 Oh, hot damn! That is a hot Schmackary. 346 00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:45,717 Sorry. I just had a corner. 347 00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:47,749 No more. It's alright. 348 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,368 Reading. 349 00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:53,282 "A detective makes his way toward the audience. 350 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,660 He is our narrator." 351 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,436 "What turned me into a creature of the night? 352 00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,276 "Let me tell you. 353 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:02,072 "I just finished up a case in Halifax when I got a call 354 00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:06,035 "about some curious goings-on at the old Pickwick Lighthouse. 355 00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:08,382 I made my way to see for myself." 356 00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:11,843 "A lighthouse appears, and a storm shelter door opens. 357 00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:14,846 A nanny emerges from the shelter." 358 00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:17,389 "Storm's comin'. 359 00:17:18,128 --> 00:17:21,173 Don't think it's a night for roaming the rocks." 360 00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:29,161 I-I'm sorry, I think I missed some of those words. 361 00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:33,241 - Oh, I was trying a Scottish dialect. - Uh-huh. 362 00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:35,143 Because the nanny's... 363 00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:38,147 The nanny refers to a childhood in Aberdeen. 364 00:17:39,736 --> 00:17:41,069 Right. 365 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,388 Um, or, or not. 366 00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:45,678 No, no, no, no, no. I-It's okay to try things. 367 00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:47,643 L-Let's just go again. 368 00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:50,647 "A nanny emerges from the shelter." 369 00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:52,177 "Storm's coming. 370 00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:56,107 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks." 371 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,678 French Canadian. 372 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,555 Because it's up in the Maritimes there. 373 00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:07,524 So, a lot of French... I'm sorry. 374 00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:10,527 It's... This is my process. 375 00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:14,448 It's just how I... find the nanny's voice. 376 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:15,449 You know what? 377 00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:18,452 Maybe we try it slightly more how you talk. 378 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,717 "A nanny emerges from the shelter." 379 00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,074 Um... 380 00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:28,108 "Storm's coming. 381 00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:32,622 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks." 382 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,580 Um... 383 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,670 "I don't go roaming anywhere." 384 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,499 It's you. 385 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:02,576 Oh, my God, it's me! Oh, I'm so... 386 00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:05,600 Oh, I'm sorry, it's me, isn't it? 387 00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,250 I-It's your line, yes. 388 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:09,294 You know what? I didn't highlight that one. 389 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:10,629 I'm gonna do that right now. 390 00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:13,350 Good. Now, you'll always have it... 391 00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:14,840 there 'cause it's highlighted. 392 00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:23,517 Our nanny is a stinkeroony. 393 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,352 No, Ben, Ben, she'll be fine. 394 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,187 She's just finding the voice. You heard her. 395 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,795 Do you hear me, Oliver? 396 00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:31,200 She's a stinkeroony! 397 00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:33,286 I say give her the boo-tay before we... 398 00:19:33,434 --> 00:19:35,645 - get too far down the road. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 399 00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:38,615 Tru... Just... Loretta is very special. 400 00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:40,617 Just let me talk to her, okay? 401 00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:41,869 Just... 402 00:19:45,473 --> 00:19:48,476 - Hello. - Oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm... 403 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,202 I get nervous 404 00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:52,706 and I'm not good at table reads. 405 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:56,008 But, please, please don't give up on me. 406 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,349 Listen to me. Um... 407 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,519 My first table read, 408 00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,545 there was a young actor, 409 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,490 and he got very nervous, 410 00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,410 and he was missing lines, 411 00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:09,364 inaudible dialogue. It was painful. 412 00:20:09,365 --> 00:20:10,522 Yeah. 413 00:20:10,522 --> 00:20:12,524 Everyone tells me to fire him 414 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:14,398 but I refused. 415 00:20:15,237 --> 00:20:17,545 And you know who that young actor was? 416 00:20:17,546 --> 00:20:19,405 No. No! 417 00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,867 No one you'd know. Everyone was right. 418 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:24,244 He was a train wreck. I fired him three weeks later. 419 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,687 But you are not that. 420 00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:29,248 You are the opposite of that. 421 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,771 And anyone who has not seen that yet 422 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:36,589 is either dumb, blind, or a combination of the two. 423 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,592 You go, 424 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:39,963 I go. 425 00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:41,677 Oh, Oliver, gosh... 426 00:20:41,678 --> 00:20:43,180 You go, 427 00:20:44,212 --> 00:20:45,421 I go. 428 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,973 Okay? 429 00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:51,842 Thank you. Thank you. 430 00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:54,012 Okay. Alright. 431 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:57,276 Oh, my God, Loretta. Where is Loretta? 432 00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:59,571 Loretta is in her dressing room. She is pretty upset, 433 00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:01,865 but she said she'll try to make the... party. 434 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:04,785 - Okay. - Are you sure a party is a... 435 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,537 - you know... - What? 436 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:08,717 No, no, no, no. Spit it out, Charles. 437 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:12,997 Heap some more suffering onto my already full plate! 438 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,559 There might be a little room next to the despair! 439 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,249 Party sounds nice. 440 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:26,850 Party... 441 00:21:31,554 --> 00:21:33,639 Shouldn't be too much longer, people! 442 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,690 Patience, people, patience! 443 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:37,568 Ugh. This is ridiculous. 444 00:21:37,568 --> 00:21:40,654 Safety first. Don't worry. It's all good. We'll get there. 445 00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:43,928 Uma, I promise you, I'll get you in. I promise. 446 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,022 - What's going on? - We'll get there, don't worry. 447 00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:47,785 - The elevator's out. - Ugh! 448 00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,955 Got them working overtime on it. Should be up and running soon. 449 00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:53,625 - Okay, listen, guys... - The press is already up my ass. 450 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,879 - We need to get a statement out. - "Ben Glenroy" is trending on Twitter. 451 00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:59,756 So is "RIP Ben Glenroy." So is "Ben Dead." 452 00:21:59,756 --> 00:22:02,663 So is... "Real Housewives"? Oh, my God, was tonight the reunion? 453 00:22:02,664 --> 00:22:03,709 Yeah, listen. 454 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,671 This is the moment where producers really matter. 455 00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:09,974 Just because Ben is dead, doesn't mean the show has to die, too. 456 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:11,602 Oliver, you're in shock. 457 00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:13,687 The fact this happened in the Goosebury, 458 00:22:13,687 --> 00:22:16,481 the same theater as your Splash... 459 00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:19,193 I'm not saying you're cursed, 460 00:22:19,194 --> 00:22:20,987 but it wouldn't surprise me if you pissed off 461 00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:23,311 a witch or two in a previous life. 462 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:25,725 Only seven at a time allowed in the one that's working. 463 00:22:25,726 --> 00:22:27,780 And tenants have priority status! 464 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:31,287 Along with the hosts of the saddest opening night party in history! 465 00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:34,833 That's it! That's it. 466 00:22:35,365 --> 00:22:36,950 - 10? - Yes. 467 00:22:36,951 --> 00:22:38,577 At least you had the consideration 468 00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:41,214 to keep the body out of the building this time. 469 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:43,467 You always know just what to say, Uma. 470 00:22:43,467 --> 00:22:45,538 It's a goddamn gift. 471 00:22:56,938 --> 00:22:58,439 Oh, man. 472 00:22:59,368 --> 00:23:02,193 Oh, you're using Ben's opening night gift. 473 00:23:02,194 --> 00:23:04,147 Yeah, didn't think I'd need it so soon. 474 00:23:05,764 --> 00:23:07,623 It really is a beautiful gift. 475 00:23:07,993 --> 00:23:10,496 I didn't realize assistants got one, too. 476 00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:12,801 How very generous of Ben. 477 00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:15,483 And I didn't realize stage managers wiped their nose 478 00:23:15,484 --> 00:23:17,667 with anything other than the bottom of their palm. 479 00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:19,336 You've got crumbs in your beard. 480 00:23:19,336 --> 00:23:22,170 ♪ And let's reach for stars... ♪ 481 00:23:24,984 --> 00:23:27,987 Oh, great. Let's just leave all the cellophane on the food. 482 00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:31,069 Hey, Oliver. How you holding up? 483 00:23:31,723 --> 00:23:33,433 I just ate a dinner roll. 484 00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:34,977 Wow, that bad? 485 00:23:34,977 --> 00:23:38,188 The lead of my play left my stage without a pulse, 486 00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,190 and all I can think about is my career. 487 00:23:41,582 --> 00:23:43,417 I don't know, Mabel. 488 00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:46,584 Narcissism should really be more fun than this. 489 00:23:47,186 --> 00:23:50,904 - Maybe I am cursed. - Well, shit, Oliver. 490 00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,952 My first thought when he went down? 491 00:23:55,213 --> 00:23:56,715 Maybe he was poisoned. 492 00:23:57,389 --> 00:24:01,393 And a podcast about the poisoning of a big movie star? 493 00:24:01,394 --> 00:24:03,218 That could be big. 494 00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:06,604 And maybe with their play shut down, 495 00:24:06,605 --> 00:24:08,816 and a new podcast in motion, 496 00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:12,028 maybe I could spend more time with my guys again. 497 00:24:14,725 --> 00:24:16,184 Me more than him, right? 498 00:24:16,364 --> 00:24:18,658 I don't pick favorite olds. 499 00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:21,796 Better to leave it unsaid. 500 00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:29,405 How you doing, Charlie? 501 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:32,326 - Aw... - Oh. Traumatized, uh, perplexed. 502 00:24:32,326 --> 00:24:34,273 Am I allowed to say relieved? 503 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:36,829 I mean, my nerves couldn't take eight shows a week. 504 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,248 But don't tell Oliver I said that. 505 00:24:38,248 --> 00:24:41,251 Oh, I'm a steel trap... Oh, Charlie. 506 00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:44,476 It's okay to be relieved that the show is over. 507 00:24:44,895 --> 00:24:46,814 Means more time for us. 508 00:24:46,923 --> 00:24:49,835 It does. Hey, did you get Lucy home alright? 509 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:52,011 Yeah. That girl's a lot. 510 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,931 I'm ready to get trashed. 511 00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:06,602 I didn't know you tinkered. 512 00:25:06,603 --> 00:25:08,861 Oh, I tinker. 513 00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:11,595 Keep tinkering. 514 00:25:11,996 --> 00:25:15,332 ♪ And the dearest love ♪ 515 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:18,433 ♪ In all the world ♪ 516 00:25:18,534 --> 00:25:21,723 ♪ Is waiting somewhere ♪ 517 00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:24,018 ♪ For me ♪ 518 00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:26,564 ♪ Is waiting ♪ 519 00:25:26,565 --> 00:25:28,956 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 520 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,464 ♪ Somewhere for ♪ 521 00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:37,034 ♪ Me... ♪ 522 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:43,230 I feel better now. How about you? 523 00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:44,839 Good as new. 524 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,693 Hey. Can you look at the 525 00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:52,030 back of my earring? Is the thing snapped into the thing? 526 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:53,866 - Are these technical terms? - No. 527 00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:57,027 I just had to get outta my costume so fast, 528 00:25:57,028 --> 00:25:58,703 I'm not sure I hooked it in right. 529 00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,378 Wouldn't you know it? The thing is in the thing. 530 00:26:01,495 --> 00:26:03,538 Good. 531 00:26:03,539 --> 00:26:05,875 Thank you for making me feel lighter. 532 00:26:06,779 --> 00:26:08,197 If only for a minute. 533 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,450 Oh God. 534 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,302 I wanted tonight to happen. 535 00:26:14,635 --> 00:26:16,605 For both of us, most of all. 536 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:20,916 Well, 537 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:22,794 the show may be over 538 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:26,296 but doesn't that mean 539 00:26:26,297 --> 00:26:29,964 we're not obliged to live by your show rule anymore? 540 00:26:32,203 --> 00:26:34,205 The one that keeps things... 541 00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:36,283 professional... 542 00:26:36,742 --> 00:26:39,870 and platonic? 543 00:26:42,456 --> 00:26:44,652 Okay! Okay! 544 00:26:44,987 --> 00:26:46,417 Who farted?! 545 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,403 Mama's back, bitches! 546 00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,995 That's right. I'm alive! 547 00:26:52,996 --> 00:26:55,374 - H-How could you... What? - What the fuck? 548 00:26:57,128 --> 00:26:58,804 I was dead, dude. 549 00:26:58,805 --> 00:27:02,527 For, like, an hour. They said it was like a record in their hospital. 550 00:27:02,528 --> 00:27:04,003 - Right, Dickie? - Oh, they didn't say 551 00:27:04,004 --> 00:27:05,020 anything like that. 552 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,606 They pumped my stomach. I barfed up a ton. 553 00:27:07,606 --> 00:27:09,775 I don't know. They said maybe it was something I ate? 554 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:11,860 But y-you had blood in your mouth! 555 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:15,175 Yeah. Well, I bit the fuck outta my tongue when I fell. 556 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,738 I don't feel it now, though. 557 00:27:21,745 --> 00:27:23,163 Oh, sorry. 558 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:26,041 The nurses... oh, my God. They were so freaked out. 559 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,668 The doctors were like, "Do not go anywhere!" 560 00:27:27,668 --> 00:27:29,680 But I had to get back to see you guys! 561 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,183 My cast. My... 562 00:27:32,406 --> 00:27:33,930 I just... 563 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,486 Oh, wow! 564 00:27:39,487 --> 00:27:40,905 Sorry! 565 00:27:40,906 --> 00:27:43,701 Shit! I did not expect to get emotional! 566 00:27:43,702 --> 00:27:46,148 But, when I was dead, guys? 567 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,199 I saw the light. 568 00:27:48,308 --> 00:27:51,226 That light, yes. The dead person light. 569 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,655 I saw it. 570 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:57,320 And I saw all the shit that I pulled with all of you 571 00:27:57,321 --> 00:27:58,864 over these last few months. 572 00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:01,297 And I thought, I can't die like this. 573 00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:05,749 And so, I'm back, and I'm gonna be so much better. 574 00:28:05,881 --> 00:28:08,984 And we are going to kick ass with this show. 575 00:28:08,985 --> 00:28:11,487 - You hear me, Oliver? - Oh, my God. 576 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:14,631 You're really alive... 577 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,766 and so soft. 578 00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:23,326 Kimber... 579 00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:28,313 I'm so sorry I made everything messy between us. 580 00:28:29,094 --> 00:28:30,836 I fucked up. 581 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:32,940 But I'm gonna make it right. 582 00:28:34,903 --> 00:28:37,614 Ty. Forgive me, please, for... 583 00:28:38,272 --> 00:28:40,947 getting so mad at you for wanting to use my trainer. 584 00:28:40,948 --> 00:28:43,159 It's just, Hutch is my secret weapon. 585 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,245 And, you know, there's no shot you can afford him, 586 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,749 but I-I suppose I could give you his digits. 587 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,281 Jonathan. 588 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,031 Jonathan! 589 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:55,359 My understudy. 590 00:28:55,539 --> 00:28:57,416 When this started, 591 00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:59,836 I was never gonna let you ever step foot on that stage, 592 00:28:59,843 --> 00:29:01,678 but, moving forward, 593 00:29:02,236 --> 00:29:03,720 I'm gonna consider it. 594 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,389 Maybe a Wednesday matinee! 595 00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:08,685 - Let's not over-promise here. - Ha, Donna! 596 00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,687 My beloved producer! 597 00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:12,514 You and your... 598 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:16,276 - Boy. - It's Cliff. 599 00:29:16,277 --> 00:29:19,781 I know. That's what I said. Look, um... 600 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,482 I know I haven't been easy to deal with, 601 00:29:22,491 --> 00:29:24,257 with all my complaints about... 602 00:29:24,261 --> 00:29:26,285 the... size of my dressing room, 603 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,372 and the... shape of my dressing room, 604 00:29:28,372 --> 00:29:29,882 and the color palette of my dressing room. 605 00:29:29,883 --> 00:29:32,719 Basically, everything I've ever said about my... 606 00:29:32,923 --> 00:29:34,609 unnecessarily shitty dressing room. 607 00:29:34,610 --> 00:29:36,070 I take it all back. 608 00:29:36,146 --> 00:29:37,689 Uh... 609 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:39,525 I'm really so sorry, Donna. 610 00:29:39,526 --> 00:29:40,967 And I'm so sorry, boy. 611 00:29:40,968 --> 00:29:43,220 - Cliff. - Right. 612 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:46,389 Would be great if we could fix up my dressing room, by the way. 613 00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:48,882 It's the last time I'm gonna mention anything, alright? 614 00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:50,893 Pinky swear. Bobo! 615 00:29:50,894 --> 00:29:53,438 Look at... Bobo. You know what? You're s... 616 00:29:53,438 --> 00:29:55,148 You're such a funny guy 617 00:29:55,148 --> 00:29:58,318 and a-all I ever do is say no to you. 618 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,570 But I promise you. 619 00:30:00,404 --> 00:30:02,154 No more no-nos for Bobo. 620 00:30:03,907 --> 00:30:05,576 KT, my bad 621 00:30:05,576 --> 00:30:08,120 for accusing you of stealing my mangoes. 622 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,830 Ataulfo season is really short, and it's pretty much the only fruit 623 00:30:10,831 --> 00:30:12,457 I can eat on the CoBro Diet. 624 00:30:12,457 --> 00:30:15,043 I know it was coming from a place of love. 625 00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,045 It wasn't, but thank you. 626 00:30:19,636 --> 00:30:21,054 Oh. 627 00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:23,683 And Loretta. 628 00:30:24,068 --> 00:30:25,778 The consummate professional! 629 00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:30,183 But... 630 00:30:31,101 --> 00:30:33,889 CoBro knows a fellow snake when he sees one. 631 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,031 - And Charles! - Oh, don't worry about me! 632 00:30:45,032 --> 00:30:48,619 You can skip me! I get it! You're a new man, which is exciting. 633 00:30:49,841 --> 00:30:52,009 You and I never got off on the right foot. 634 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,804 - Nope. - And if anyone here was happy 635 00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:57,517 that I was maybe dead, I bet it was you. 636 00:30:58,016 --> 00:30:59,475 - Yeah. - I know you don't have 637 00:30:59,476 --> 00:31:02,632 many more years left to hone your craft. 638 00:31:02,633 --> 00:31:04,788 And I get that every day counts. 639 00:31:04,789 --> 00:31:07,845 And after this experience, I really get it now. 640 00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:09,097 So, 641 00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,352 to starting over? 642 00:31:12,811 --> 00:31:14,313 To starting over. 643 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,755 Ben, you gotta take this. 644 00:31:16,756 --> 00:31:18,569 Ben, you gotta take this. 645 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,656 What? Oh. Ben's gotta take this. 646 00:31:22,861 --> 00:31:24,571 Oh. Um... 647 00:31:24,571 --> 00:31:26,573 Yeah, I'll go somewhere quieter. 648 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,821 Guys! I'm gonna go up to my apartment and crash, 649 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,075 shower up, maybe shake off the cobwebs, 650 00:31:33,076 --> 00:31:34,976 but I'll see you this week, alright? 651 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,479 Death Rattle lives! 652 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:39,984 Wow. 653 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,754 Word is out. Ben is back. 654 00:31:43,508 --> 00:31:46,759 It's a hell of a story to reopen a play with, people. 655 00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:49,671 So we're back. 656 00:31:49,859 --> 00:31:51,861 We're all back on Broadway! 657 00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,900 - Congrats. You must be thrilled. - Mm. 658 00:32:00,315 --> 00:32:02,776 I said you must be thrilled. 659 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:04,619 Ben may be back, 660 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,205 but it doesn't change the fact 661 00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:09,189 that he is a fucking asshole. 662 00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:04,978 _ 663 00:33:05,143 --> 00:33:07,892 _ 664 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,012 I don't know what to make of any of it. 665 00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:14,473 Dead, not dead. Show, no show. 666 00:33:14,473 --> 00:33:17,142 Wait, so you're just gonna reopen the show as if nothing happened? 667 00:33:17,142 --> 00:33:18,769 Oh, please. Are you kidding? 668 00:33:18,769 --> 00:33:21,522 Donna and Cliff are gonna make a meal out of what happened. 669 00:33:21,522 --> 00:33:23,732 - Are you excited, friend? - Yeah! 670 00:33:23,732 --> 00:33:26,693 Eight shows a week! Trouper! 671 00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:30,072 Oh, I forgot to ask you. Whatever happened to Joy's crazy aunt? 672 00:33:30,072 --> 00:33:32,074 Oh, she broke up with the hair transplant guy. 673 00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:33,450 Oh, that's a shock. 674 00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:36,453 Oh, and did her brother ever find out who sent the vulgar placemats? 675 00:33:36,453 --> 00:33:38,705 - Yeah, Ron. - Ron, the guy with the chin? 676 00:33:38,705 --> 00:33:42,209 Guys, this is not fair! You hang out all the time. 677 00:33:42,209 --> 00:33:45,754 I wanna know about Joy's crazy aunt and... Ron. 678 00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:46,880 - No, no, no. - Oh, Ron's insane. 679 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,923 You don't wanna know about him. 680 00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:50,564 Well, let me know if he makes more placemats. 681 00:33:50,891 --> 00:33:52,643 Just don't forget about me. 682 00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,002 - Huh? - What does that mean? 683 00:33:55,003 --> 00:33:57,509 You know, I can't get over what you've done with this place. 684 00:33:57,510 --> 00:33:58,887 Yeah, I know. 685 00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:01,163 That's what the people who bought it said, too. 686 00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:04,226 What? 687 00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:06,396 Your aunt sold the apartment? 688 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:08,277 I have to be out in four weeks. 689 00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:09,820 - Seriously? - You're leaving the Arconia? 690 00:34:09,821 --> 00:34:11,885 I know, I know, but it's... 691 00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:15,611 it's time. I mean, I need to get my own life. 692 00:34:16,158 --> 00:34:18,618 And you can come visit me in Brooklyn. 693 00:34:18,619 --> 00:34:20,621 Or maybe Queens? 694 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,553 I'll come to you. 695 00:34:24,727 --> 00:34:27,728 The most important part of chasing a dream 696 00:34:27,729 --> 00:34:30,381 is the people who chase alongside with you. 697 00:34:30,382 --> 00:34:32,217 So I was checking our message boards 698 00:34:32,217 --> 00:34:34,720 on our podcast site the other day, 699 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,347 and people were wondering where we'd been. 700 00:34:37,347 --> 00:34:39,099 It's kinda nice to be missed. 701 00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:41,393 - Yeah, it is nice. - Yeah, it is. It is nice. 702 00:34:41,393 --> 00:34:43,604 Those who look beyond the doubters 703 00:34:43,604 --> 00:34:46,023 and choose to believe your dream will happen... 704 00:34:46,321 --> 00:34:48,025 All in good time. 705 00:34:51,812 --> 00:34:54,982 - I guess they fixed the elevator? - Hm. 706 00:34:54,983 --> 00:34:56,985 Should we take it? 707 00:34:58,133 --> 00:34:59,551 I'm sort of nervous to take it. 708 00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:02,903 It's been just a gaping hole for how many hours now? 709 00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:06,114 Hey. If there's one thing I know, 710 00:35:07,278 --> 00:35:09,466 it's that we're good at living on the edge. 711 00:35:13,759 --> 00:35:15,552 Those who will go with you 712 00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:18,098 to help make that moment when you finally arrive 713 00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:20,684 in your own big spotlight... 714 00:35:28,405 --> 00:35:30,982 They're the only ones who matter. 715 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,195 You know, Mabel, w-we couldn't have done the podcast anyway 716 00:35:34,196 --> 00:35:36,281 because Ben didn't die in the building. 717 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,961 Wait. What's that? 718 00:35:49,062 --> 00:35:50,772 Hm? 719 00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:18,560 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 720 00:36:23,802 --> 00:36:26,802 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com