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Oliver Putnam, long considered
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New York's most un-land-able bachelor,
is in love.
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That's right. This merchandise
is off the market, bruh.
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Ah! Loretta.
Whom you have yet to ask out.
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You're not supposed to be here.
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There was someone in his dressing room.
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Whose lipstick is this? _
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I would imagine
it belongs to our killer.
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You found my lipstick.
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Charles-Haden Savage, I'd be honored.
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The answer is yes.
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I would love to marry you!
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This is a fun twist.
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Ah, love! You gotta love it.
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Everywhere you look, there it is.
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But in the city that never sleeps,
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how do you really know
who the hell you're sleeping with?
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People can conceal
some very dirty secrets.
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Or fatally fatal flaws.
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Everything's fine.
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Joy's just loudly shattering sea glass
to put in her aquarium.
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Sure, sure.
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Uh, have you asked your new fiancée
about the lipstick yet?
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Did she write "fucking pig"
on Ben's dressing room mirror?
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Oh yeah. No. But, I will.
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Charles, you said
you would ask her two days ago.
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Let us in. We can talk to her.
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I am handling the situation
in my own time.
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See, I told you he didn't need our help,
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but I do. Does this scarf say,
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"Loretta, I've loved you
since the first day I met you"?
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I don't know what the scarf is saying,
but all I can see is a crayon box.
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Ah. Well, see, that's why
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we always carry a backup.
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- Thank you, Mabel.
- Charles,
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I can calmly talk to Joy.
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You know,
investigator woman to suspect woman.
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She is not another Jan. I... think.
She could be
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but it's important for me
to be able to interrogate
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my murderous girlfriend... fiancée...
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Shit.
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What about my hair?
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Is it giving Karen...
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or Cary Grant?
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Hold on.
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- Mabel Mora, are you going out on a date?
- Date?
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No! I... No. No.
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Tobert has a suspect he has a lead on.
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I'm meeting him for a stakeout,
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and the place has a dress code.
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- Well, it's a date.
- Yeah.
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It's a stakeout!
When two totally platonic,
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semi-professional investigators
wait together,
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in an out-of-sight, enclosed space,
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and watch while a suspect
hopefully incriminates themselves,
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while we hold in our pee for hours
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and eat stale Cheetos.
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In a cocktail dress.
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Look, I'm gonna unmute your texts.
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I'll be in the wings
if anything should go haywire.
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I'll be okay.
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Oy.
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Is it possible you're sleeping
next to a lunatic, or a liar?
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Sure, it is.
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But I always tell people,
better lose your mind loving
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than to live your life loveless.
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It's been a while
since I dipped my quill
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in a woman's ink pot.
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Any new moves I should know about?
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Please don't make me take the next one.
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sync and corrections by awaqeded
www.addic7ed.com.
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Joy, can you come in here, please?
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♪ Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white ♪
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♪ She's wearing a thong,
we hope that's not wrong ♪
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♪ We're late to taste ♪
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♪ Magnolia Bakery wedding cakes ♪
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- Charlie, you ready to go?
- Yeah!
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Yeah. Hey, Joy!
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Hey, this, uh, Ruby Strippers lipstick?
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- Uh-huh.
- Did I tell you where we found it?
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It was backstage.
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- Okay...
- Yeah. It was...
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in Ben's dressing room to be exact.
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I mean, any clue
how that would've gotten there?
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Hey, Brazzos.
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Hang up your badge, okay?
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We're on hiatus.
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Remember?
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Yeah, b-but just for my case files,
how would it have gotten there?
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Seriously, President McKinley?
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This is your last strike!
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President McKinley?
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I always wanted to be friends
with a president,
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but this one's an asshole.
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You think I don't see what you're doing,
you slimy-finned terrorist?
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I do not tolerate bullies.
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You're in solitary, POTUS.
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Joy,
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someone wrote a threatening
message on Ben's mirror with this.
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Do you know anything about that?
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Charles-Haden Savage.
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Do you honestly think I had
something to do with Ben's death?
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- Whoa!
- Happy engagement!
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Ow!
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Whoa! Charles, you gotta
get you to my Pilates guy.
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And my face guy.
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You got a little Shar-Pei
action going on there.
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- Sazzmatazz!
- Almond Joy!
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Oh...
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You know, they say a gift given in love
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has the power to wipe away
any storm brewing.
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It's an 18-piece fondue set.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Aw, we missed ya, Sazzmanian Devil.
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Well, Wile E. Joy-ote,
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apparently not enough
for your new fiancé
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to make me his understudy in the play.
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- Oh, well, I...
- I'm over it.
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I'm doing stunts for Bakula
next week in LA.
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Are you cheating on me with Scott?!
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Ooh.
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Woo!
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Do send Scotty my love.
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I miss his faith in me.
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He never accuses me of horrible things.
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You know what, Charles?
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You trust my palate, right?
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I think that, uh, I can taste test
these cakes on my own.
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You stay here with Sazz.
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Maybe she wants to be interrogated.
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Ooh.
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Okay, talk to mama.
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- Oh! Oliver, you're here.
- Ah.
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- I thought I heard someone.
- You're a vision.
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Well...
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Enchanté, ma chérie.
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Oh. Welcome to my slice of New York.
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It's itty-bitty,
but it's, you know, it's...
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- Oh! Mm-hmm.
- Art!
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It's art.
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Who are you?
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I'm a woman with a broken microwave.
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Which is why I'm forced to
improvise with this...
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prehistoric broiler that I never use!
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You do like pork chops
though, don't you?
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Oh, sure. Love solid food. Love...
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chewing on a chop.
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Yeah.
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You know, I zap a perfectly pink one
in my microwave.
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- Yeah? Mm...
- But it's broken and now my timing,
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- the temperature, all thrown off.
- C-Can I assist?
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No, just, uh, pop a squat, kumquat.
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Oh.
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So... unique.
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What's this fun thing?
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- Oh no! Don't open that! Don't do that!
- Oh!
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S... I'm sorry. I didn't...
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Didn't mean to jump the gun.
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Dinner before dessert, I always say.
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Oh.
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There you are.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You look fantastic.
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Thanks. You also look, um...
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Well, you know, I clean up.
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So, we're here because your suspect
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likes swanky piano bars?
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Oh, I already ordered us
some, uh, bites.
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I wasn't sure what your drink was.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give a warm welcome...
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Wait, what's going on?
Wh-Where's your lead?
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Hey, cool cats.
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I'm Johnny Jay,
and I'm gonna sing for you tonight.
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♪ Just a song at twilight ♪
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♪ When the lights are low ♪
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Jonathan?
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Howard's sweet boyfriend is your guy?
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Well, he was.
I thought he was a great suspect.
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Ben's understudy?
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Who else had more to gain
from him dying, you know?
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But, I've been following him
around for a while now,
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and all I could find out was that
he volunteers with Broadway Cares
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and has this fantastic
weekly cabaret set.
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- You've gotta be kidding me.
- No, seriously.
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He did, uh, Somewhere Over The
Rainbow last week. I actually wept.
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Let me get this straight.
You texted me saying you have a lead.
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I text you saying "tell me more."
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You say "meet me here," I'm here,
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and now you're telling me
you don't have a lead.
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You're just Jonathan's
biggest cabaret fan.
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And now, I am on a date
with that cute girl from the armoire.
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Okay, yes, I got creative.
Is that okay?
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Mezcal old-fashioned.
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Is my drink.
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That I'm now gonna need.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Let's unpack what just happened.
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Safe space. Well, safe-ish.
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This is the Arconia.
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Oh, abnormal amount
of death in this place.
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By the way, are we sure
that the killer was after Ben,
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- and not you, Charles?
- What?
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Well, I've been getting some vibes.
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I also have my ham radio,
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and there's chatter of people
wishing it was you instead of Ben.
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- Me?!
- Anywhos,
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what's going on with Joy?
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And have you talked
to a therapist about it?
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- I don't have a therapist.
- I know you don't.
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It was always worth me asking,
'cause that big white head of yours?
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Could use a good shrinking.
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Ah, Jan and I laugh about that.
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- Jan?
- Whoa!
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I should've trigger-warned. Yes, yes.
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I have continued to see Jan, yes.
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As in dating? She's a murderer.
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Yeah.
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You know, I guess it's the,
uh, stuntwoman in me.
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I got the hots for danger.
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Anyway, it's a bit
hard behind plexiglass.
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Or, as Jan calls it, sexi-glass.
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There's only so much you can do
with a raised eyebrow,
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a wet lip, and a sliver of tit.
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God, you are tense, man.
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Sazz.
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- I'm worried that Joy is another killer.
- What?!
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Joy?
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We've known her for decades.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You've got the case
and the engagement all mushed up.
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You have to prove to
yourself Joy's not a murderer,
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so you can go ahead with the wedding.
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No. I have to prove
Joy isn't a murderer,
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so I can break up with her
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and not be in fear for
my life like I was with Jan!
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Charles, you are suffering from MGDS:
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Murderous Girlfriend
Derangement Syndrome.
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It's rare. I invented it.
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But it also means I know the treatment.
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Whoa. You know you got
the Rolls Royce of fish tanks here.
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We're gonna play a game.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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So glad we didn't waste our
money going to Le Cirque.
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Yeah.
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Hm...
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Mm.
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Mm...
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It's so solid.
So fully formed, you know?
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- Damn broiler. I'm just...
- No, it's just...
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Oh, what the hell, I'm just gonna...
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Look at this. That's what I'm gonna...
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- Well...
- Wh-Why cut it?
254
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,110
Why not?
255
00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:00,325
So good.
256
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:07,998
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
257
00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:09,750
So sorry!
258
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:12,086
- Is that mine?!
- Oh no, I'm so mortified!
259
00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:13,963
Let me get you some ice or something.
260
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:17,883
No, no, no, I don't...
I-I actually don't feel anything...
261
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,469
- You sure?
- No.
262
00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:22,806
Oh God.
263
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,982
I love that little snort you do.
264
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,234
- You do?
- Yeah,
265
00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:38,237
I do.
You're like an adorable little piglet.
266
00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:44,869
I played a pig in the
cruise ship production
267
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:47,246
of Charlotte's Web once, in my 30s,
268
00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:50,207
but I think I really honed my snort
269
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,711
when I played Snowball
in a black box production
270
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:55,629
of, um, Animal Farm.
271
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,423
How many pigs have you played?
272
00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:59,550
I don't know.
273
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,468
Come on.
274
00:14:01,469 --> 00:14:04,680
Fucking pigs. Fucking pi...
275
00:14:04,681 --> 00:14:07,684
Hey, you know who was
a real fucking pig?
276
00:14:08,852 --> 00:14:10,102
Ben Glenroy.
277
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,607
Let's toast to him.
278
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,698
- What's the matter?
- N-Nothing.
279
00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:23,741
You just went white.
280
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:26,745
No, no, no, nothing.
I just, um, it's just those words.
281
00:14:27,871 --> 00:14:29,914
Did you ever tell Ben that?
282
00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:32,666
That he was a, how'd you put it,
a fucking pig?
283
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:35,586
Let's not talk about Ben now. I mean...
284
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:38,297
Yes! No, no, no. No, no, no, n...
285
00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:41,467
No more Ben talk. No more Ben. No Ben.
286
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:42,719
Just...
287
00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:47,723
Did I just make things weird?
288
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,519
- No! No, no, no. No. Just...
- Yes.
289
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:54,272
You poor thing. Your tooth.
290
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,651
Do you trust me?
291
00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:00,070
Huh?
292
00:15:00,695 --> 00:15:02,739
Wanna get outta here?
293
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:07,743
I know just the place for this.
294
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,795
♪ Meet me tonight in dreamland ♪
295
00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:21,131
Mm! Okay,
so your drink of choice, mezcal.
296
00:15:21,132 --> 00:15:24,635
Your weather of choice, rain.
And your favorite time of day, night.
297
00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:26,929
Not exactly a fount of information,
are you?
298
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:29,640
Hey, you got me here
under false pretenses.
299
00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:31,183
I'm making you work for it.
300
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:35,104
That's fair. So, um,
Oliver and Charles, what is that deal?
301
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:37,273
Are they, like, your dads, your patrons,
302
00:15:37,274 --> 00:15:39,233
your volunteer work, what?
303
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:42,194
No! They're... my best buds.
304
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,197
Okay. That's rad.
305
00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:46,991
But, like, what do you talk about?
306
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:48,826
Murder, mostly.
307
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,829
And how to connect to Bluetooth.
We talk about that a lot.
308
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,040
So what do you say?
Have I earned a second round?
309
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,209
- Yes, ma'am?
- Two more, please.
310
00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:58,461
Coming right up.
311
00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:02,548
Alright, so who's in your crew?
And wildlife doesn't count.
312
00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:04,967
Honestly, it's really tough
to stay in contact
313
00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:06,768
with anybody when
you're constantly traveling.
314
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:11,433
And if you don't have a partner
to ground you, put down roots...
315
00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:15,729
Is that something you want?
316
00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:18,273
I think about it.
317
00:16:19,232 --> 00:16:22,109
Welcome to "Commit Or Be Committed!"
318
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,403
And tonight's contestants are me,
319
00:16:24,404 --> 00:16:26,113
in the role of Joy Payne,
320
00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:27,865
makeup artist to the stars.
321
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:30,951
And playing opposite Joy,
you know him as Brazzos,
322
00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:33,955
- Charles-Haden Savage!
- Hey.
323
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:37,166
Our first category...
324
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:40,085
is sexual relations.
325
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,464
Now, remember. I'm Joy.
326
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,384
I need sex twice a day,
327
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,471
three times on weekends!
328
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,433
Wrong answer!
329
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:57,394
Nothing wrong with
a supercharged sex drive, Charles.
330
00:16:57,395 --> 00:17:01,023
Our next category is the future.
331
00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:03,192
You are my future.
332
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:06,820
And I'll never, ever leave you, Charlie.
Ever!
333
00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:09,533
Never! Never ever!
334
00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:13,619
Well! Our first green light.
335
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,623
Alright. You're up. Dig deep.
336
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:23,671
Joy has been this close
to my face for 30-plus years,
337
00:17:23,672 --> 00:17:26,006
looking at every flaw and pore,
338
00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:28,759
and she still wants to jump my bones,
often twice a day.
339
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,345
Now, isn't that the behavior
of a psychopath?
340
00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:34,682
Mm, sounds like the behavior of
someone who loves you for you.
341
00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:36,642
But I'm me.
342
00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:40,604
Look at me. Is this the face
of someone who deserves Joy?
343
00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:42,106
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
344
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:43,732
I think we have a diagnosis.
345
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,359
Charles-Haden Savage,
346
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,487
you're not afraid of uppercase "J" Joy.
347
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:51,657
You're afraid of lowercase "j" joy.
348
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,000
That's it.
349
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,209
That's my problem.
350
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,295
Now do you still think
she's capable of murder?
351
00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:06,088
No, I was crazy for thinking that.
352
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:09,551
No, you're not that complex.
You do need to stop being a scaredy cat.
353
00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:21,353
Whoa.
354
00:18:23,064 --> 00:18:24,566
Wow!
355
00:18:24,983 --> 00:18:27,526
- Oh, my gosh.
- You know, it is truly amazing
356
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,737
that you can charter a yacht
357
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:32,031
in the greatest city on
Earth for four dollars.
358
00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,657
Yeah.
359
00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:35,618
Is there a destination?
360
00:18:35,619 --> 00:18:37,828
- The tropics?
- You'll see.
361
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,289
Pick your poison.
362
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,000
Poison?
363
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:44,169
Or...
364
00:18:44,961 --> 00:18:47,046
Hoo-wee!
365
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:49,465
Now, we're talking.
366
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:52,051
- Look, that joint has purple rolling paper.
- I know.
367
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:53,344
Groovy-doobie.
368
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:54,970
Do you doobie, baby?
369
00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,309
My 12th roommate, Babette Claus,
370
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,561
gave me this back in 1978.
371
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:06,566
- Wait, Babette? I-Is...
- Yeah.
372
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,568
Is that the chorus girl
that got struck by lightning
373
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,987
- skinny dipping in Central Park...
- Skinny dipping, Central Park Reservoir.
374
00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:15,115
- I know... Mm-hmm.
- Oh my... Okay, this is... this is insane.
375
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:18,953
I rolled 10 joints for Babette
376
00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:22,415
using a purple streamer
from Studio 54 that year.
377
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,042
- At Grace Jones'...
- Her 30th birthday party!
378
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:26,043
Yes!
379
00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:28,629
- I was at that party! Yes, I was!
- No, you were not.
380
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,047
Oh, my God!
381
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:33,259
That's the only time
I ever got in there.
382
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:36,513
This is ridic... I can't believe this.
I think I rolled that joint.
383
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:40,307
- Now, spark it, baby!
- Wow.
384
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,603
So I guess... I guess we've been
385
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,440
running in the same circles
for a long time.
386
00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:51,111
- Oh, yes.
- It's a shame our orbits never crossed.
387
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:54,071
Well, I may not have been on your radar,
388
00:19:54,072 --> 00:19:57,367
but you were certainly on mine.
389
00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:02,663
I would've killed to be in
one of your productions but...
390
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:06,625
something always
happened to screw it up.
391
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,587
Like my ponytail got stuck
in the subway doors once
392
00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:13,424
on the way to audition for your
Merry Wives.
393
00:20:13,425 --> 00:20:15,426
Oh, and then there was
the time Bernadette Peters
394
00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:18,304
gave me a bottled water
that was laced with Valium.
395
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:20,598
And then I passed
out in the waiting room,
396
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,351
and I missed the chance
to be your Annie Oakley.
397
00:20:23,768 --> 00:20:25,728
You made that all up, didn't you?
398
00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:28,856
Oh Jesus.
399
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:31,901
Dear God. Oh my...
400
00:20:31,902 --> 00:20:32,943
Wow.
401
00:20:32,944 --> 00:20:34,945
Yeah, but you know,
it is always something
402
00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:38,783
just infuriatingly, um, banal.
403
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:42,328
Like, "your accent is too authentic,"
404
00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:45,498
o-or, "casting doesn't like you,"
or... I don't know.
405
00:20:45,999 --> 00:20:48,793
You know, when I was a kid,
they called me Lucky Durkin
406
00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:52,631
because I won the
school raffle four times.
407
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,175
But, since then...
408
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,848
Some nickname that turned out to be.
409
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:05,392
Maybe I'm just cursed.
410
00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:09,648
Or... it's probably...
411
00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:11,857
what I deserve.
412
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:15,445
Oh, come on. What could you
have done to deserve being cursed?
413
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,536
Open your mouth.
414
00:21:35,006 --> 00:21:37,509
That was super sexy.
415
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:40,262
Am I crazy?
416
00:21:41,304 --> 00:21:42,680
I thi...
417
00:21:42,681 --> 00:21:45,558
I think the gap is handsome.
418
00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,769
Well, that might be
the 40-year-old weed taking effect,
419
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:51,398
you know?
420
00:21:51,773 --> 00:21:56,360
♪ There let my dreams... ♪
421
00:21:56,361 --> 00:22:02,116
♪ Come true... ♪
422
00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:09,540
God, I can't believe you ever thought
Jonathan was...
423
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,542
♪ A murdering man ♪
424
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:14,253
That's still not a song, but cute.
425
00:22:14,254 --> 00:22:18,174
So, what, you solved the first two
murders just on your first try, I presume?
426
00:22:18,175 --> 00:22:21,468
Yeah, totally.
Between me, Charles, and Oliver,
427
00:22:21,469 --> 00:22:23,722
it's just, like, a one-day process.
428
00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:27,641
Well, lucky for me, this one's
taking you a little bit longer.
429
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:31,562
Oh, there's Jonathan again.
430
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:35,942
Who's he hugging hello?
431
00:22:36,693 --> 00:22:39,654
No! Don't look. Don't draw attention.
432
00:22:40,739 --> 00:22:42,574
Could Jonathan be...
433
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:45,743
No, he wouldn't cheat on Howard.
434
00:22:45,744 --> 00:22:47,620
With who? There's somebody?
Describe him.
435
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:50,623
Well, he looks like
he should be in a limo.
436
00:22:50,624 --> 00:22:52,583
Rider or driver, I can't tell.
437
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:54,168
That's your description?
438
00:22:54,169 --> 00:22:58,088
- He's wearing a red coat and a cap.
- Huh.
439
00:22:58,089 --> 00:23:01,342
Oh, now Jonathan's
handing him an envelope,
440
00:23:01,343 --> 00:23:04,512
and the guy is giving
him a slip of paper?
441
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,138
Okay, this is killing me.
I'm just gonna come to that side,
442
00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:07,598
- and we can both be watching.
- No!
443
00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:12,353
- Sorry! Sorry. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
444
00:23:12,354 --> 00:23:14,271
I think we should stay
down here for a second.
445
00:23:14,272 --> 00:23:15,814
Yeah.
446
00:23:15,815 --> 00:23:17,191
- Okay, I gotta look.
- No, no, no, don't.
447
00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:18,776
You look, he'll definitely see you.
448
00:23:18,777 --> 00:23:20,861
I mean, unless we do the classic move
449
00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:23,489
from the secret spy movies
where the target looks,
450
00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:25,825
and just sees two unassuming
secret agents making out.
451
00:23:26,284 --> 00:23:27,993
Yeah, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
452
00:23:27,994 --> 00:23:29,912
- They didn't see us.
- Well.
453
00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:37,712
Ah, we should've done the kissing thing.
454
00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:44,844
What the hell?
455
00:23:44,845 --> 00:23:48,347
We need to figure out
who this guy in the cap is.
456
00:23:48,348 --> 00:23:50,140
Actually, I think I do know that guy.
457
00:23:55,063 --> 00:23:57,523
We were very tired.
458
00:23:57,524 --> 00:23:59,775
We were very merry.
459
00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:03,362
We had gone back and forth
all night on the ferry.
460
00:24:04,364 --> 00:24:06,366
This is really...
461
00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:09,743
really nice.
462
00:24:09,744 --> 00:24:11,872
It is.
463
00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:16,293
I'm sorry about earlier.
464
00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:19,420
At my place.
465
00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:21,755
I didn't mean to get weird about Ben.
466
00:24:21,756 --> 00:24:25,134
I just had an idea about tonight
467
00:24:25,135 --> 00:24:29,097
and talking about a dead person
just didn't feel like the mood.
468
00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:32,642
Well, it-it-it's alright
to talk about him.
469
00:24:33,435 --> 00:24:36,937
You know, I mean it-it's quite
the thing we all went through.
470
00:24:36,938 --> 00:24:38,355
- Yeah.
- It's just...
471
00:24:38,356 --> 00:24:40,858
that was a very...
472
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:43,569
specific turn of phrase you used.
473
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,112
"Fucking pig."
474
00:24:45,113 --> 00:24:47,865
Yeah, shit, because I...
475
00:24:47,866 --> 00:24:50,993
I did call him that.
476
00:24:52,579 --> 00:24:53,579
We had a fight.
477
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,623
Yeah.
478
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,250
Just half an hour before he
went on the stage that night.
479
00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:02,463
He said that I was obsessed with him,
480
00:25:02,464 --> 00:25:06,218
and that, uh, I had wormed
my way into the show
481
00:25:06,718 --> 00:25:10,555
and that he didn't really want to
share the stage with a no-name.
482
00:25:11,014 --> 00:25:14,475
So, I... Yeah, I snapped.
483
00:25:14,476 --> 00:25:16,185
"You fucking pig."
484
00:25:16,186 --> 00:25:18,187
Let go of me, you fucking pig!
485
00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,652
The last thing I said to him...
486
00:25:24,945 --> 00:25:27,447
before he collapsed. Ugh.
487
00:25:29,324 --> 00:25:30,825
But I was...
488
00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:34,745
far from the only person in that
theater who felt that way about him.
489
00:25:34,746 --> 00:25:37,249
He was an asshole to everybody.
490
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,501
Even his...
491
00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:44,047
kind-hearted brother.
492
00:25:49,636 --> 00:25:52,848
But I'm really sorry you
didn't get your opening night.
493
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:57,227
Well, I'm sorry he was terrible to you.
494
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:00,813
I adore you,
495
00:26:00,814 --> 00:26:02,773
Loretta Lucky Durkin,
496
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:05,526
and everything about you.
497
00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:08,404
Apart from that pork chop.
I'll never forgive you for that.
498
00:26:15,829 --> 00:26:17,204
Here we are.
499
00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:20,207
This is why I brought you
out on the ferry!
500
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:22,042
What?
501
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:23,836
Family tradition.
502
00:26:23,837 --> 00:26:27,047
When I was a girl,
whenever I lost a tooth,
503
00:26:27,048 --> 00:26:30,634
my mom would take me out
on the Mississippi River,
504
00:26:30,635 --> 00:26:32,970
on the ferry boat and
505
00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:35,097
when we got underneath a bridge,
506
00:26:35,098 --> 00:26:38,142
we'd throw the tooth overboard
507
00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:39,477
and make a wish.
508
00:26:39,978 --> 00:26:41,730
The Tooth Fairy can swim?
509
00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:45,774
- It's...
- Tooth ferry.
510
00:26:45,775 --> 00:26:47,359
- Tooth ferry!
- Yeah.
511
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,738
- Okay, okay.
- I know, it's really corny.
512
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,656
Oh, I-I'm a...
513
00:26:52,657 --> 00:26:55,659
- big fan of corny.
- Well, here's your tooth.
514
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:58,037
Right. Alright.
515
00:27:06,296 --> 00:27:08,089
What'd you wish for?
516
00:27:29,402 --> 00:27:31,612
So who was he?
517
00:27:31,613 --> 00:27:34,740
That was... Thank you.
That was Ben's private doctor.
518
00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:36,492
One of those, uh, celebrity concierge,
519
00:27:36,493 --> 00:27:38,619
anything-you-need
prescription-filler types.
520
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,829
He's actually come to see Ben
a few times this past year.
521
00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:42,665
Huh. You know what for?
522
00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:45,751
Uh, they never let me in the room.
I just know they call him Dr. C.
523
00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:48,003
Great, that's a perfect combination
524
00:27:48,004 --> 00:27:50,423
of mysterious and un-Googleable.
525
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,009
But what was he talking
to Jonathan about?
526
00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:57,054
And if Jonathan was
paying him for something...
527
00:27:57,055 --> 00:27:59,140
You are so cute when you theorize.
528
00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:03,895
We should get outta here.
529
00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:13,279
Hey! I'm sorry you missed Sazz.
530
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,989
She asked me to give you
a playful punch on the arm,
531
00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:17,324
but I don't wanna do that.
How'd the tasting go?
532
00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:18,951
I brought back 20 samples,
533
00:28:18,952 --> 00:28:21,745
so I wouldn't accidentally leave
a particular flavor behind
534
00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:24,623
and have you give me
the third degree about it.
535
00:28:24,624 --> 00:28:26,083
Oh, about that.
536
00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:28,204
I-I'm sorry I gave you a hard time
about the lipstick.
537
00:28:32,048 --> 00:28:34,258
I was backstage on opening night.
538
00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:35,634
Oh?
539
00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:37,845
Howard summoned me back there in a panic
540
00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:41,015
because Ben had a cosmetic emergency.
541
00:28:41,016 --> 00:28:44,143
I don't know, I guess
somebody hit him in the face,
542
00:28:44,144 --> 00:28:45,603
and left a big red mark,
543
00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:48,606
- and it needed covering, which I did.
- Oh, wow.
544
00:28:48,607 --> 00:28:52,068
I'm guessing that my lipstick fell out
of my clutch when I was back there.
545
00:28:55,614 --> 00:28:57,615
But I didn't write on his mirror
546
00:28:57,616 --> 00:29:00,452
because I didn't kill Ben, Charlie.
547
00:29:01,077 --> 00:29:03,370
Well, here's one I never told anyone.
548
00:29:03,371 --> 00:29:06,916
I may, uh... probably,
549
00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:09,377
have been the person who hit Ben.
550
00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:12,963
Let go of me, you fucking pig!
551
00:29:12,964 --> 00:29:14,173
What the hell's going on?
552
00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:16,258
- He attacked me!
- No, I didn't...
553
00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:18,552
We were rehearsing.
Stay out of it, fuckbag!
554
00:29:18,553 --> 00:29:19,553
Hey!
555
00:29:21,848 --> 00:29:25,101
Wait, you hit Ben? The night he died?
556
00:29:25,977 --> 00:29:27,811
And yet, for some reason,
557
00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:30,397
you've been thinking that
I could be the killer?
558
00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:31,857
Wh... For how long?
559
00:29:31,858 --> 00:29:33,234
- Oh, not long at all.
- Oh.
560
00:29:33,235 --> 00:29:36,737
I mean, at first, I was like,
"Joy? My Joy? No way!"
561
00:29:36,738 --> 00:29:38,948
But then,
Oliver and Mabel weren't so sure.
562
00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:42,159
Wh... You talked about this
with everyone else except me?
563
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,037
And you still proposed
thinking all this?
564
00:29:45,038 --> 00:29:47,831
Well, you know, funny story.
565
00:29:47,832 --> 00:29:50,084
That was actually an accident.
566
00:29:50,085 --> 00:29:51,252
Accident?
567
00:29:51,253 --> 00:29:53,671
Well...
568
00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:56,590
No. Not a... I mean, it was, but then...
569
00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:58,634
You didn't mean to propose to me?
570
00:29:58,635 --> 00:30:00,386
No, I didn't.
571
00:30:00,387 --> 00:30:01,595
What?
572
00:30:01,596 --> 00:30:04,265
Wow. Okay.
573
00:30:04,266 --> 00:30:05,516
Gut punch.
574
00:30:07,894 --> 00:30:09,396
So...
575
00:30:11,147 --> 00:30:12,649
But...
576
00:30:16,152 --> 00:30:18,153
Do you wanna marry me now?
577
00:30:18,154 --> 00:30:21,073
I do! And it was great
that you left me with Sazz
578
00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:24,159
because she did this thing
with the fish tank, and a quiz.
579
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,829
And it was like, uh,
"Is Joy a nymphomaniac?"
580
00:30:26,830 --> 00:30:28,914
Do you hear yourself right now?
581
00:30:28,915 --> 00:30:33,127
I think of all the years of you
in my makeup chair, Charlie.
582
00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:34,379
Joking.
583
00:30:35,422 --> 00:30:37,798
Little winks in the mirror.
584
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:39,967
That kick in your step
when you hopped up,
585
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,303
looking good to go to the set.
586
00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:45,681
I always thought we had
something special, Charlie!
587
00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:47,933
So I looked past all the stuff.
588
00:30:47,934 --> 00:30:50,102
Your ego, your self-absorption,
589
00:30:50,103 --> 00:30:52,271
your psoriasis elbows.
590
00:30:52,272 --> 00:30:54,816
- You gave me a cream...
- It's not working!
591
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,109
You know, Charlie,
592
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:59,945
I've been trying to
have an open dialogue
593
00:30:59,946 --> 00:31:01,948
about what we both want.
594
00:31:03,325 --> 00:31:06,327
But I'm kidding myself
to think you're really ready
595
00:31:06,328 --> 00:31:09,830
to open up to a woman as open as I am.
596
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:12,708
I tried telling myself
you're gonna change,
597
00:31:12,709 --> 00:31:15,127
but I think it might
be too late for you.
598
00:31:15,128 --> 00:31:16,712
No.
599
00:31:16,713 --> 00:31:19,673
It's not too late
because I have realized
600
00:31:19,674 --> 00:31:21,884
you are Joy...
601
00:31:21,885 --> 00:31:23,677
and joy.
602
00:31:23,678 --> 00:31:26,055
And I can embrace both of you.
603
00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:28,182
And I want to, Joy.
604
00:31:28,183 --> 00:31:30,601
I do. I do.
605
00:31:35,899 --> 00:31:37,234
Embrace this.
606
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,822
The engagement's off.
607
00:31:56,211 --> 00:31:58,712
Only two other men
have seen this before.
608
00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:04,802
I was pretty confident
going into tonight,
609
00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:08,139
but I did not expect to get
all the way to the Murder Board.
610
00:32:08,682 --> 00:32:11,767
- Wow, really?
- Due diligence.
611
00:32:11,768 --> 00:32:13,770
You really know how
to make a guy feel special.
612
00:32:14,729 --> 00:32:16,689
- May I?
- Uh, I...
613
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,315
don't know.
I'm worried about your handwriting.
614
00:32:18,316 --> 00:32:19,526
You shouldn't be.
615
00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:22,486
Well...
616
00:32:27,909 --> 00:32:30,579
Look at us.
Real-life Rizzoli and Isles over here.
617
00:32:31,746 --> 00:32:33,163
What are you doing?
618
00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:34,666
Following the lead.
619
00:32:53,226 --> 00:32:56,687
I may not be good at dinner...
620
00:32:56,688 --> 00:33:00,400
But you excel at dessert.
621
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,826
Shall I draw us a bath?
622
00:33:10,368 --> 00:33:12,370
- You have one in here?
- Well, it's...
623
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:16,457
more of a glorified barrel.
624
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:18,167
Sounds cozy-wozy.
625
00:33:39,481 --> 00:33:41,983
I will say one other thing about love.
626
00:33:42,734 --> 00:33:44,276
There are times
627
00:33:44,277 --> 00:33:47,530
when you've been totally blinded
628
00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:50,533
by the mirage of your own desires.
629
00:33:50,534 --> 00:33:51,952
Hm.
630
00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:14,890
And when the truth
of who you gave your heart to,
631
00:34:14,891 --> 00:34:17,601
of who they really are
632
00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:20,729
is suddenly staring
you right in the face?
633
00:34:22,482 --> 00:34:25,902
It might be a sign that things
just aren't meant to be.
634
00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,238
Or worse.
635
00:34:30,697 --> 00:34:33,076
_
636
00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:38,909
_
637
00:34:38,999 --> 00:34:39,999
Oliver?
638
00:34:42,586 --> 00:34:44,838
I'm waiting...
639
00:34:44,943 --> 00:34:51,569
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