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- Are you going out on a date?
- Date?
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No! Tobert has a
suspect he has a lead on.
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I'm meeting him for a stakeout,
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and the place has a dress code.
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Jonathan? Howard's sweet
boyfriend was your guy?
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Who else had more to gain
from him dying, you know?
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Who's he hugging hello?
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He's wearing a red coat and a cap.
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That was Ben's private doctor. One
of those, uh, celebrity concierge,
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anything-you-need
prescription-filler types.
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You're here! Welcome
to my slice of New York.
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Hey, you know who was
a real fucking pig?
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Ben Glenroy.
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You didn't mean to propose to me?
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No, I didn't.
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Mabel, be my partner.
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I already have partners.
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The old guys? No, they're
busy putting together
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another bomb of a Broadway
show, which leaves you where?
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Shall I draw us a bath?
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Oliver?
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I'm waiting...
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Theaters are known for their ghosts.
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Take the Goosebury.
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In 1919,
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Gideon Goosebury was a rising
star on the Great White Way.
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But on opening night,
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playing the lovesick chimney
sweep in Ashes to Ashes,
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a 300-pound sandbag came
loose from the rafters
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and brained him in the middle
of his second-act monologue.
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Legend has it,
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if you don't sweep Gideon's
energy off the stage every night,
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he'll find a way to curse your show.
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There was the cholera outbreak
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that tore through the
company of Hamlet in 1949,
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John Gielgud's crippling shingles attack
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during The Iceman Cometh revival in '88,
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and now the death of Ben Glenroy.
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When you make the stage
a part of your life,
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it can be hard to escape
your personal ghosts, too.
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Your obsessions.
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Your failures.
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Just when you think you've broken
free from your old patterns,
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boom.
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They come back to haunt you.
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I know, President McKinley,
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Joy took everything.
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Except you and me.
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The guys with the attitude problems.
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But we'll be fine.
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We have each other.
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But what do you do when your
future starts haunting you?
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The choices you'll never make.
The lives you'll never lead.
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What's more dangerous
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than someone whose dreams have died?
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Howard! What's wrong?
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I have something I need to confess.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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Legend has it,
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three sweeps to the north,
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three sweeps to the south, you're safe.
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I did that every night
during Death Rattle.
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But on opening night,
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I didn't sweep
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and Ben died!
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Hold on.
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I thought you said
you killed Ben Glenroy.
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- Yes.
- Now, you're saying
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a ghost killed Ben Glenroy.
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Yes, Charles! It's perfectly simple!
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I was protecting our show
from a malevolent spirit
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with a nightly sweeping ritual.
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But on opening night,
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I went to get the broom from KT's office
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and it was locked.
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Strange noises coming from within.
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I should have found her. I
should have gotten the key.
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But I try to never interact with
KT because of her casual cruelty.
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And her breath.
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So I didn't sweep, and five hours later,
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Ben was dead!
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Howard, why haven't you told
anyone about this before?
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I guess I convinced myself
it was all in my head.
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But then, this morning,
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- I saw him.
- Who?
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Gideon.
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I was at the theater.
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I was sweeping
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because we're moving back
into the theater tomorrow
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and I wanna make sure
it's completely ghost-free.
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And I heard a noise.
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Hello?
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Is someone there?
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I know Krav Maga!
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And there he was,
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in his signature cap and red coat.
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I said...
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Gideon Goosebury!
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Is that you?
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And he said...
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Sure...
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Howard, I hate to break it to
you, but ghosts aren't real.
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Oh, of course, they are.
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Ho! Man in towel!
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Yes, Charles, I'm aware.
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- Spoiler alert.
- Nope,
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not the correct usage
of that whatsoever.
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- Plot twist?
- Still no.
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You know, I shot a ghost hunter doc once
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and we spent an entire night
aboard the haunted Queen Mary.
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Around 3:00 AM, alone
in the dining room,
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I saw her with my own two
eyes, the Lady in White.
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Did you know that Queen Mary was
England's first queen regnant?
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A lot of people think it was
Matilda from the 12th century
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but she was never actually crowned.
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Charles, if the goal was to
offer a more interesting anecdote,
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we're headed in the wrong direction.
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Hello!
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Is anyone hearing what I'm saying?!
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There is a murderous ghost
loose in our theater right now
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and he's coming from one of us next!
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Oh! God! I'm telling you...
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Howard, breathe!
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Hey, just, uh, give us a moment. Hm?
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Hey, what's up with your tooth?
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Oh, it's a temporary. If I like it,
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the dentist says he'll do the
rest to match. What do you think?
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- Bright. Like a headlight.
- Oh. Ah.
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Okay. Obviously, Howard
didn't see an actual ghost
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but I still think it's
worthwhile us going over there.
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Oh, I totally agree.
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S... Sorry. We're having
a conversation here.
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Mabel, did you hear what he said
about the cap and the red coat?
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- I mean, it kinda sounds like...
- Ben's doctor?
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- I had the same thought.
- Jesus.
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Right, so he saw us last night,
and then realized he'd been made...
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So he goes straight to the theater
this morning to cover his tracks.
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Exactly. I mean, if he and
Jonathan are behind the poisoning,
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then they'd definitely wanna
make sure there's no evidence.
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That's good.
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Oh, sorry. Hi! We're still here.
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Yeah, the original three who
came into the dining room.
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Yeah, remember that?
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Yeah.
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You suspect Jonathan now?
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And you're investigating with this guy?
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Jonathan was Ben's understudy.
That's a pretty big motive.
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And I told you I was going on a
stakeout with Tobert last night.
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Oh yeah. Right. I forgot.
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I was probably preoccupied with Joy,
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who left me, by the way. Spoiler alert.
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Wait, Joy left you? When?
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- Yesterday.
- Are you okay, Charles?
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Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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This is not my first rodeo.
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This old clown's been
bucked by Lady Love before
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and got back up to ride again.
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Yee-haw!
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- Very convincing.
- Well, the point is I'm completely fine,
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and Joy did not write "fucking pig."
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Well, someone did.
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Is it possible this ghost thing
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is Howard trying to cover for Jonathan?
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He sounded genuinely distraught.
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And we all know that Howard can't
act his way out of a damp paper bag.
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Here's a thought. Why
don't I go with Howard
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to the theater alone?
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I'll throw him a bone.
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We can look into his
ghost thing, you know?
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- What?
- Nothing, it's just surprising.
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You haven't exactly been
driving this investigation.
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In fact, you've been anti-investigation.
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Well, why don't I make it up
to you with a little solo mish?
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Mish is short f-for mishegoss.
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No way. I'm coming, too.
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- If you're going, so am I.
- Alright, I'm gonna tell Tobert.
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Wait! Mabel, a word? You
know, we're kind of a trio.
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And we're not hiring.
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Alright, fine.
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This'll be fun, the
three of us together.
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I've missed this.
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Hey! Jack, Janet, and Chrissy,
can we speed this up, please?!
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It's a Three's Company reference!
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Those were the original
character names on the show
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before they changed Chrissy to Cindy!
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Why the fuck am I yelling?!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know! Because there is
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a murderous ghost on the loose!
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- It's dark in here.
- Except for the ghost light.
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Whoever Howard saw might
still be here. Keep it down.
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I'm sorry. I was saying the ghost light
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is an old theater tradition.
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It has to stay on at all times,
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and it never ever goes out.
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Nonbeliever says what?
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That was kinda strange.
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No, no, KT probably did it.
She must be here running cues.
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Why don't you all go see if she's
in the booth behind the balcony
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and I'll look around the
dressing rooms? Good? Good.
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No! We have to stick together.
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That's right. First rule
of every horror movie.
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Never get separated.
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All this commotion can't be
good for President McKinley.
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- The fish is named President McKinley?
- Why is he here with us again?
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Imagine you're in a fish tank
all day long, and you look out,
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and you see two people walking by.
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And then one day, you only see one.
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He could be traumatized.
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That's exactly how Gideon died.
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It is?
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Could Gideon be out for me now?
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Charles, do not make this all about you!
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Okay, maybe it is about you.
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Oh God, oh God, oh God.
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Broom! I need that broom!
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Damn it, Howard, you made
me fuck up my highlighting.
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KT, we may have an issue.
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The issue is I was just nearly
killed by two falling sandbags.
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Ladies and gentlemen, stay calm.
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I'm gonna need everyone
to keep the stage clear
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while I safety check the flies.
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Now, who has small hands who
can help me test the ropes?
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Take Howard. He has hands
like an American Girl doll.
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- I do not.
- Howard, go with KT.
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Do literally whatever she says.
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Hey.
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- Is this an attendance sheet?
- Yeah, it's a sign-in sheet.
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You sign in when you
come in at half hour.
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Handwriting samples from the whole cast.
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We can use this to compare to
the "fucking pig" on Ben's mirror.
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Oh, I don't know. I don't think
that would be very helpful.
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It's exactly the kind of
thing that you would do.
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I basically pulled it from
the Oliver Putnam playbook.
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Well, that playbook
is mine to play with,
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so gimme that.
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Is he leaking? His water seems low.
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I still don't understand
why you brought him.
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Oh. Well,
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this is a little
embarrassing to say, but...
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this fish is all I have right now.
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It's not like all of us
have hot new boyfriends.
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Tobert is not my boyfriend.
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Oh, so you do pronounce the final T.
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It's not like a French cheese. Tobere...
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Uh, garçon? S'il vous plaît,
I would like a le Tobere.
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- Oh, oui, monsieur. Et votre...
- Okay!
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- I'm just gonna cut you off at the cheese.
- Well...
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did you record with him for our podcast?
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- No!
- Well,
251
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you showed him our Murder Board.
252
00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:36,618
And how about our red string?
Did you let his handsome fingers
253
00:12:36,618 --> 00:12:38,996
move our red string around?
254
00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,789
- Charles.
- Well, how can we trust you
255
00:12:40,789 --> 00:12:42,249
with confidential case information
256
00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:44,960
when we know you might share it
with a stranger at any moment?
257
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,963
How can you trust me? Wha... I...
258
00:12:47,963 --> 00:12:49,881
And he's not a stranger.
259
00:12:49,881 --> 00:12:52,551
We just have to be careful
who we get involved with.
260
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:55,762
Yeah, and I think I have a better
track record with that than you.
261
00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:58,223
Tobert has done more for this case
262
00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:01,476
in the past two days than
you have the past two weeks.
263
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,938
Okay, yeah. But I've been busy.
264
00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:06,940
Yeah, but I...
265
00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:09,943
- Where the hell is Oliver?
- You know,
266
00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,862
President McKinley
is definitely leaking.
267
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,405
I need to find something to put him in.
268
00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:15,532
I think there's a props
closet down the hall.
269
00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:16,909
Yeah, you go ahead and do that,
270
00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:19,161
Oliver can do whatever
the hell he's doing,
271
00:13:19,161 --> 00:13:22,581
and I'll keep investigating,
alone, as usual!
272
00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:29,004
Okay...
273
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,933
I really don't see it.
274
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:44,686
How many ways are there
to write an F anyway?
275
00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:49,274
Son of a bitch.
276
00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:52,736
Guys?
277
00:13:53,612 --> 00:13:56,990
Th-There's something here
I think you should see.
278
00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,370
Hello?
279
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,580
Is someone there?
280
00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:07,376
I also know Krav Maga!
281
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,961
Hello?
282
00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:12,506
I'm coming up, so...
283
00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,425
I'm here.
284
00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:18,095
So...
285
00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:31,858
My God, this looks like the Phantom
of the Opera's college dorm room.
286
00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,784
You're right. I never
should have brought you here.
287
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,499
Hello. Get you a little water.
288
00:14:47,499 --> 00:14:49,918
No problem. Ooh.
289
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,673
You're an indoor fish.
You belong in a tank.
290
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,843
Water is water, right?
291
00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:03,181
Hey, who loves you?
Go ahead, stretch out.
292
00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:04,975
I'll be back to get you when we're done.
293
00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,271
Hello.
294
00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:11,106
Really?
295
00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:15,152
Hello? Hello!
296
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,113
No need to panic.
297
00:15:18,113 --> 00:15:19,907
My friends will notice I'm gone,
298
00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:21,408
and they'll come back to get me.
299
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,997
I said don't panic!
300
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,750
Ah!
301
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,418
Ow!
302
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:33,754
Jesus Christ, you bit me.
303
00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:36,548
Yeah, well, that's just the tip
of the incisor, you fucking...
304
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:41,178
Jerry? Jerry Blau?
305
00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:43,972
Oliver. Oh, thank
God, a fellow director.
306
00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:46,183
You shouldn't sneak up on
people like that, Jerry!
307
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,727
I'm not a young man! You
could've given me a heart attack!
308
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:52,314
I'm sorry, Ollie. I thought you
were someone coming to kick me out.
309
00:15:52,314 --> 00:15:53,815
What are you doing here?
310
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:56,401
Donna fired you off
this show a year ago.
311
00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:58,862
Are you living in here?
312
00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:01,949
No. I mean, yes. I'm squatting.
313
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:05,494
But there's a rich tradition
of that in the theater, right?
314
00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:07,037
Right.
315
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:08,956
I did spend a complicated three months
316
00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:11,166
living in Maureen Stapleton's mud room.
317
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,336
But this is a different situation!
You shouldn't be here, Jerry.
318
00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:16,880
Just wait. I can explain.
319
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,340
Have a seat.
320
00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:22,928
Can I interest you in a snack?
321
00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:24,513
No, I'm good. Thanks.
322
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:27,432
It's so nice having company.
323
00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:29,935
Oh!
324
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:34,564
Charles? Oliver?
325
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,534
- Tobert?
- Wow. Look,
326
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:48,120
I know that you wanted to
be with your guys, okay?
327
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,872
But I decided to tail Jonathan and
he led me right here to the theater.
328
00:16:50,872 --> 00:16:52,165
Shh.
329
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:53,667
That's him.
330
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,960
Alright, come on. Let's go.
331
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,546
Maybe unhand me?
332
00:16:57,546 --> 00:16:59,298
- Oh! Yeah, sorry.
- Thanks.
333
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:01,758
Hey, I'm glad you came.
334
00:17:05,387 --> 00:17:08,432
- You don't like me, do you?
- You're irrelevant to the show.
335
00:17:08,432 --> 00:17:10,601
Therefore, you're irrelevant to me.
336
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:13,061
Irrelevant? I have been
protecting this show
337
00:17:13,061 --> 00:17:15,480
from negative spirits since day one.
338
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,649
And if you hadn't locked
your office on opening night,
339
00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:21,153
I wouldn't have missed a day and
Ben Glenroy might still be alive.
340
00:17:21,153 --> 00:17:23,488
First of all, my office
door is never locked.
341
00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:25,073
It was locked on opening night.
342
00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:28,493
Not by me it wasn't. And
what negative spirits?
343
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:31,371
Not Gideon.
344
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:32,956
You know about Gideon?
345
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:37,461
Fuck it, Howard, I've done
43 shows in this building!
346
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:39,212
Of course, I know about Gideon!
347
00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:40,714
Shh!
348
00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:45,427
But do you know how dangerous he can be?
349
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:48,096
I do. That's why I was sweeping.
350
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:52,267
Fuckin' amateur hour.
Sweeping does nothing.
351
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:54,353
- It doesn't?
- Mm-mmm.
352
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,149
This is the closest I've
ever come to my dream job
353
00:17:59,249 --> 00:18:00,567
and I fucked it up.
354
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,195
Your dream job was to be an assistant?
355
00:18:03,195 --> 00:18:06,198
No, an actor. I always wanted to act.
356
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:08,325
But then, in junior high,
357
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:10,786
I got cast as John
Proctor in The Crucible.
358
00:18:10,786 --> 00:18:11,787
Mm.
359
00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:15,457
It was thrilling at first.
360
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,002
Feeling the spotlight warm my face
361
00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:22,005
the first time I
delivered my big monologue.
362
00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:27,594
But after the show, my mother told me
363
00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:30,597
my stage voice was matronly and shrill.
364
00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:34,101
She said she never wanted to hear
me use that voice again in public.
365
00:18:35,978 --> 00:18:39,481
So I quit before I even began.
366
00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:42,567
Damn.
367
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:47,531
I always wanted to be a director.
368
00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:50,576
But that ship has sailed.
369
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:52,494
Don't say that.
370
00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:54,204
You're not Gideon.
371
00:18:54,204 --> 00:18:56,623
You're not dead. Yet.
372
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:02,254
You don't sweep Gideon away.
373
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:04,798
You have to include him. Come on.
374
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:13,473
How long have I been
abandoned? One hour? Five hours?
375
00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:15,726
Nice to know I'm missed, huh?
376
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,978
You know what?
377
00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:21,023
Maybe you're right.
378
00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:23,609
If you piss off everyone in your tank,
379
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:26,820
how can you blame them
when you end up alone?
380
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:30,616
Wh-Why did I have to make fun
of that guy's name? "Tobert."
381
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,618
It's a perfectly good name!
382
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,370
But we're gonna get
through this, you and me.
383
00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:37,623
You don't mind if I
relieve myself, do ya?
384
00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:39,541
I had two cups of coffee,
385
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,085
and who knows how long
we're gonna be in here.
386
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:48,884
After Donna fired me,
387
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:51,219
Marshall and I had a dispute
388
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:54,473
about my ability to
continue paying our mortgage
389
00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:57,935
and I was asked to vacate the premises.
390
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,437
Luckily, this place is free,
391
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:03,732
as long as I don't get caught. Shh...
392
00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:05,859
So, you're the ghost?
393
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:09,821
Your manservant spotted me this morning.
394
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:13,784
I heard him ranting
about Gideon Goosebury,
395
00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:16,453
and I thought if I
could pretend to be him,
396
00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:19,248
offer a few frights,
drop a few sandbags,
397
00:20:19,248 --> 00:20:21,124
it might scare you all off.
398
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:23,502
Long shot, I know, but...
399
00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:26,880
is there also any chance
that you killed Ben Glenroy?
400
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,424
Really, Oliver? I'm offended.
401
00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:32,803
I may have suffered
a minor career setback
402
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:35,722
but I'm not a monster!
403
00:20:35,722 --> 00:20:38,809
Ah! Oh my... Is that a rat?!
404
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,771
You came on a good night.
405
00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:45,274
I doubt I'll have a
good night ever again.
406
00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:51,071
You okay, Ollie?
407
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,119
You know the first rule of theater?
408
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,621
Don't feed Hugh Jackman after midnight.
409
00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:01,873
- The other one.
- Oh!
410
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:04,626
You fell in love with
one of your actors.
411
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:05,752
Yes.
412
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:08,672
- Lady with the braids?
- Mm-hmm.
413
00:21:09,798 --> 00:21:12,968
Now you're worried because
of her violent temper.
414
00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:16,888
What? Wh-What violent temper?
415
00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:19,391
Well, you know what happened
backstage on opening night?
416
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,978
Oh! You don't know.
417
00:21:22,978 --> 00:21:27,107
Well luckily, you're not
the only director here.
418
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:31,278
Voilà. Puppets.
419
00:21:31,278 --> 00:21:32,571
Oh good lord.
420
00:21:32,571 --> 00:21:36,199
See? I keep busy.
421
00:21:36,199 --> 00:21:37,835
So then, I say to the guy,
422
00:21:37,836 --> 00:21:39,002
"Look, if you're so tough,
423
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:41,920
then you ride the moped
into the chimp enclosure."
424
00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:44,458
- And he goes...
- he go...
425
00:21:46,627 --> 00:21:49,546
Mr. President!
426
00:21:59,806 --> 00:22:01,600
- Thank you.
- Uh... Give those back.
427
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,103
- What's this?
- Dr. Hiram Camareri.
428
00:22:05,103 --> 00:22:07,314
- Dr. C, I presume?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
429
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:08,742
Come on, Jonathan. You
know we just saw you
430
00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:10,400
with Ben's doctor last night.
431
00:22:13,278 --> 00:22:15,280
Alright. Fine.
432
00:22:17,032 --> 00:22:21,787
I've been really anxious
since taking over Ben's part.
433
00:22:21,787 --> 00:22:24,248
It's a lot of pressure being the lead.
434
00:22:24,248 --> 00:22:27,251
So I asked Dr. C for some help. He
could get Ben anything he wanted.
435
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:31,088
So he gave me the
"leading man cocktail."
436
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,675
It's a mix of beta
blockers, Propecia, HGH,
437
00:22:34,675 --> 00:22:37,177
and just a dash of methamphetamine.
438
00:22:38,595 --> 00:22:40,514
All the same things Ben was taking.
439
00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:43,267
So you didn't wanna be the lead.
440
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,518
No.
441
00:22:45,394 --> 00:22:47,646
And please don't tell Howard.
442
00:22:47,646 --> 00:22:49,690
He wouldn't understand.
443
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:51,233
It's his dream,
444
00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:54,319
but he has no idea what it's like
445
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:57,823
to carry the weight of an
entire show on your shoulders.
446
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,424
Everybody knows you don't take
a fish in the theater, you idiot!
447
00:23:16,508 --> 00:23:18,385
Oh jeez!
448
00:23:26,518 --> 00:23:29,146
President McKinley! Oh!
449
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,647
Ho! Ho! Ho!
450
00:23:30,647 --> 00:23:34,192
I saved you from your
second assassination attempt.
451
00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:36,862
This is the universe telling us that
no matter what kind of hardships,
452
00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:39,197
we... Wait. Is that an intercom?
453
00:23:39,197 --> 00:23:41,199
Hello? This is Charles.
454
00:23:41,199 --> 00:23:43,827
This... I'm in the... Can you
hear me? I'm in the prop room!
455
00:23:44,912 --> 00:23:46,163
Hey!
456
00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:56,298
Ah! Ah! Ah...
457
00:24:01,219 --> 00:24:03,555
Hey, w-we got a smoke issue!
458
00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:10,437
Now, at half hour on
the night in question,
459
00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:17,521
I saw Braids Lady jawboning
with Mr. Movie Star Man
460
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,906
while they were rehearsing
their big fight scene
461
00:24:20,906 --> 00:24:23,242
on the steps of the lighthouse.
462
00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:25,702
Something set her off.
463
00:24:25,702 --> 00:24:29,873
Probably Movie Man taking the
stage-choking a scooch too far.
464
00:24:29,873 --> 00:24:33,126
He gets rough, so she gets in his face
465
00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,879
and calls him, and I quote,
466
00:24:35,879 --> 00:24:39,508
a "Cocksucking ding-dong."
467
00:24:39,508 --> 00:24:40,926
That doesn't sound like her.
468
00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:44,763
I'm up in the rafters. I'm
only getting every third word.
469
00:24:44,763 --> 00:24:48,100
It could have been "fucking pig."
470
00:24:48,642 --> 00:24:50,894
Anyway, now,
471
00:24:50,894 --> 00:24:53,063
the Albino Fella comes along.
472
00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:54,606
You mean Charles?
473
00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:57,317
The has-been with the hair, yeah.
474
00:24:57,317 --> 00:24:59,736
He comes right in the
middle of all of this
475
00:24:59,736 --> 00:25:04,449
and clocks Mr. Movie
Star right in the kisser.
476
00:25:04,449 --> 00:25:05,617
Blammo!
477
00:25:05,617 --> 00:25:07,744
Charles punched Ben?
478
00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:10,914
You didn't know any of this?
479
00:25:14,626 --> 00:25:16,378
Are you sure this'll work?
480
00:25:16,378 --> 00:25:18,964
It's worked 42 times before.
481
00:25:18,964 --> 00:25:22,426
And this is the actual monologue
Gideon was giving the moment he died?
482
00:25:23,051 --> 00:25:25,804
Yep. Now, call him to the stage.
483
00:25:29,224 --> 00:25:30,309
Gideon, are you there?
484
00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:32,477
Oh, come on! Use your stage voice!
485
00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:34,980
Sing out, Louise!
486
00:25:37,399 --> 00:25:40,861
- Oh, Gideon.
- Your stage voice!
487
00:25:40,861 --> 00:25:42,738
Oh, Gideon!
488
00:25:42,738 --> 00:25:46,491
We come not to banish but to praise you!
489
00:25:46,491 --> 00:25:49,077
Join us so we may finish
490
00:25:49,077 --> 00:25:52,372
your great unfinished work!
491
00:25:52,372 --> 00:25:54,875
- Don't forget to direct me.
- Oh. Okay.
492
00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:02,007
"Oh, Irene, how could
a poor sweep like me
493
00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:05,510
ever hope to win the love of
a fine lady like yourself?"
494
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,888
- It's a strong start.
- Thanks.
495
00:26:08,805 --> 00:26:10,766
If you are seeing this video,
496
00:26:10,766 --> 00:26:12,768
it means that I am dead.
497
00:26:12,768 --> 00:26:14,144
I perished alone
498
00:26:14,144 --> 00:26:17,147
with only a fish as my witness.
499
00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:19,816
Now, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "Charles,
500
00:26:19,816 --> 00:26:21,735
why didn't you scream?" Well, I did!
501
00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:23,779
"Why didn't you call
somebody on your phone?"
502
00:26:23,779 --> 00:26:26,698
Because I'm in a closet with no bars!
503
00:26:26,698 --> 00:26:29,368
"Why didn't you use your jimmy keys?"
504
00:26:29,368 --> 00:26:30,994
Jimmy keys?
505
00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:36,541
Hello, baby.
506
00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:38,961
What do we really know?
507
00:26:38,961 --> 00:26:40,796
Loretta hated Ben.
508
00:26:40,796 --> 00:26:42,422
She was violent towards Ben.
509
00:26:42,422 --> 00:26:44,675
She had a motive and
opportunity to kill Ben.
510
00:26:44,675 --> 00:26:47,970
But, does that make her
a murderer or just...
511
00:26:48,887 --> 00:26:50,013
quirky?
512
00:26:52,683 --> 00:26:54,893
God, I'm screwed, aren't I?
513
00:26:55,727 --> 00:26:59,314
Oliver, how far do you and I go back?
514
00:26:59,314 --> 00:27:01,817
All the way back to
our original hairlines.
515
00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:06,655
All the way back to the
dawn of off-off-off-Broadway.
516
00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:10,242
And back then, you told
me the key to directing.
517
00:27:10,242 --> 00:27:11,743
Yes, I remember.
518
00:27:12,619 --> 00:27:13,996
- Remind me.
- You said,
519
00:27:13,996 --> 00:27:17,082
"The only wrong choice is no choice.
520
00:27:17,082 --> 00:27:18,834
Indecision is death."
521
00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:23,171
I said that? Jesus, it's so bleak.
522
00:27:23,171 --> 00:27:25,340
You are not a young man, Oliver.
523
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,676
You said so yourself.
524
00:27:27,676 --> 00:27:30,971
It's time to shit or get off the bucket.
525
00:27:30,971 --> 00:27:33,599
Choose what matters to you
526
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:37,561
and then do whatever
you have to do to get it.
527
00:27:38,312 --> 00:27:40,063
Or you'll end up like me.
528
00:27:40,063 --> 00:27:42,524
Neither behind the scene or on stage.
529
00:27:42,524 --> 00:27:44,776
More dead than alive.
530
00:27:47,029 --> 00:27:49,448
Thanks, Jer. I know what I have to do.
531
00:27:49,448 --> 00:27:52,117
Oliver, you won't tell
anyone I'm here, right?
532
00:27:52,117 --> 00:27:54,119
I won't tell. But...
533
00:27:54,912 --> 00:27:57,039
you should really go home to Marshall.
534
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:58,832
And eat his food?
535
00:28:03,462 --> 00:28:06,256
So Ben was on all of those drugs.
536
00:28:06,256 --> 00:28:09,468
Well, when Jonathan said the
cocktail had a dash of meth,
537
00:28:09,468 --> 00:28:11,428
why didn't that show up in his autopsy?
538
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:14,139
Oh! Oh, thank God!
539
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,934
Charles?!
540
00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:19,144
- Mother?
- Charles!
541
00:28:19,144 --> 00:28:21,438
Oh! Mabel! I was trapped.
542
00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,358
Years went by! Do I have
a beard? Is SNL still on?
543
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:26,818
You were gone for 20 minutes.
544
00:28:26,818 --> 00:28:29,404
Oh, well, I-I'm parched and I'm weak.
545
00:28:29,404 --> 00:28:31,573
You know what, let me see if I
can find you some electrolytes.
546
00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:33,951
Thank you! Finally,
someone's thinking about me!
547
00:28:33,951 --> 00:28:36,119
Thank you, Tobert!
548
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,789
Did you ask him to come down here?
Are we partnering with him now?
549
00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:41,541
He came here on his
own to follow a lead,
550
00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:44,544
like investigators do
in an investigation.
551
00:28:44,544 --> 00:28:47,506
Oh, I'm sorry, but who left
who to die in a fog closet?
552
00:28:47,506 --> 00:28:48,799
Who left...
553
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,135
I swear, you and Oliver are
working my last nerve today.
554
00:28:52,135 --> 00:28:54,805
Really? Where is Oliver?
555
00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:56,556
Hey!
556
00:28:58,934 --> 00:29:01,728
"When I think of you giving
your heart to another,
557
00:29:01,728 --> 00:29:04,648
I die a thousand deaths."
558
00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:07,901
- Bigger!
- "A thousand deaths!"
559
00:29:07,901 --> 00:29:09,695
Yes, it's working! Okay, pace it up!
560
00:29:09,695 --> 00:29:10,955
"I'll never rest until we're together
561
00:29:10,956 --> 00:29:12,155
as we were meant to be."
562
00:29:12,155 --> 00:29:14,032
Yes! Feel him inside you!
563
00:29:14,032 --> 00:29:16,743
Gideon!
564
00:29:16,743 --> 00:29:19,371
Gideon is with us!
565
00:29:20,914 --> 00:29:23,041
Oliver, stop! What are you doing?!
566
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,002
- I'm making a choice.
- That's evidence!
567
00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:28,672
This isn't a crime scene anymore,
Mabel. The police got their guy.
568
00:29:28,672 --> 00:29:29,965
It's a dressing room.
569
00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:31,670
And since we're coming in
here tomorrow for rehearsal,
570
00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:32,671
it needs to be cleaned.
571
00:29:32,684 --> 00:29:34,136
Oliver, you're crossing a line.
572
00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:35,887
Oh, I'm crossing a line?
573
00:29:36,638 --> 00:29:39,266
This from the guy who punched Ben
Glenroy on the night of the murder
574
00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,643
and conveniently forgot
to tell us about it.
575
00:29:41,643 --> 00:29:43,312
You what? You punched Ben?
576
00:29:43,312 --> 00:29:45,689
Because he attacked Loretta and
I told him to stay away from her.
577
00:29:45,689 --> 00:29:47,065
But the real question is,
578
00:29:47,065 --> 00:29:49,234
why is your production so out of control
579
00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:51,820
that your actors are beating
each other up on opening night?
580
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,447
Oh, this is my fault, is it?
581
00:29:53,447 --> 00:29:56,450
Well, you're the director. Someone
has to be responsible for the fact
582
00:29:56,450 --> 00:29:57,910
that your show is a death trap.
583
00:29:57,910 --> 00:30:00,162
Today alone, I almost died three times.
584
00:30:01,997 --> 00:30:05,000
- What?
- Two sandbags and a killer fog.
585
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,127
Well, I'm so, so sorry
for trying to breathe life
586
00:30:07,127 --> 00:30:09,838
into your dead career by
putting you on Broadway.
587
00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:12,507
My career was not dead.
588
00:30:12,507 --> 00:30:15,719
Did you know that Brazzos
wanted to do burrito-sodes?
589
00:30:17,429 --> 00:30:20,015
Thirty-second bonus episodes
available exclusively
590
00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:23,226
on the Chipotle app but I said
no because I wanted to do this
591
00:30:23,226 --> 00:30:25,604
which I realize now was a huge mistake!
592
00:30:25,604 --> 00:30:27,272
Oh, it was, huh? Well maybe,
593
00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:30,108
I should have hired someone
who could actually sing!
594
00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:33,320
Well, maybe you should
have because I quit.
595
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,571
- Fine!
- Fine!
596
00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:35,614
Charles!
597
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,825
Why didn't you tell me what
happened with Ben on opening night?
598
00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:42,037
Because she was his girlfriend
and I was trying to protect him
599
00:30:42,037 --> 00:30:44,206
'cause he's my buddy!
600
00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:46,750
- Was.
- Wait,
601
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:49,795
Loretta's a part of this, too?
What else is she keeping from us?
602
00:30:49,795 --> 00:30:53,215
I don't know and, frankly, I don't care.
603
00:30:53,215 --> 00:30:55,300
Oliver, what the fuck are you doing?!
604
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:58,011
You know, you are like
a dog with a bone, Mabel.
605
00:30:58,011 --> 00:31:01,014
They arrested someone for
Ben's murder, remember?
606
00:31:01,014 --> 00:31:04,309
And yet, you keep trying to
throw suspicion onto my cast.
607
00:31:04,309 --> 00:31:06,561
You know, I know you've
never had a grownup job before
608
00:31:06,561 --> 00:31:08,689
but guess what? They matter.
609
00:31:09,898 --> 00:31:11,858
- Wow.
- Oliver.
610
00:31:11,858 --> 00:31:14,194
In a few weeks, Loretta goes on to star
611
00:31:14,194 --> 00:31:16,822
in Death Rattle Dazzle,
and I finally get
612
00:31:16,822 --> 00:31:18,699
what I've been working
for my whole life.
613
00:31:18,699 --> 00:31:20,576
I won't let you jeopardize that!
614
00:31:21,451 --> 00:31:22,661
Cinda was right.
615
00:31:22,661 --> 00:31:24,413
- What does that mean?
- Cinda Canning?
616
00:31:24,413 --> 00:31:27,833
Cinda fucking Canning
asked me to partner with her
617
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,669
and I said that I was
already part of a team.
618
00:31:30,669 --> 00:31:32,588
She said that I don't need you guys
619
00:31:32,588 --> 00:31:35,215
and I'm starting to
see that she's right.
620
00:31:35,215 --> 00:31:39,386
All I do is put up with
your self-involved insanity!
621
00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:42,681
The musical, the White
Room, the proposal,
622
00:31:42,681 --> 00:31:45,225
but a man is dead!
623
00:31:45,225 --> 00:31:48,145
A man who actually
meant something to me!
624
00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:49,855
And I'm gonna figure out who did it
625
00:31:49,855 --> 00:31:53,275
whether the two of you give
a shit or not! I'm done!
626
00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:04,953
Sometimes,
627
00:32:04,953 --> 00:32:07,456
all you need to banish your ghosts...
628
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,751
is for someone to see you...
629
00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:13,045
Bravo!
630
00:32:17,507 --> 00:32:20,093
... and understand your dreams.
631
00:32:36,068 --> 00:32:38,070
It's only when you're alone...
632
00:32:42,074 --> 00:32:44,076
that the real haunting begins.
633
00:33:00,093 --> 00:33:05,093
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