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You've had a minor heart attack.
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But I'm healthy enough
to still direct a play, right?
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You need to reduce stress.
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Because if there's a next time,
it might not be so small.
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My review was going to be a pan.
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Death Rattle is a, is a classic,
haunting, murder mystery.
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It's not supposed to be fun.
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This one... just didn't sing.
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My folks adopted me
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when they thought
they couldn't have kids.
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But then, they had Ben.
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A guy who, by the way,
was always fucking up.
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Dickie said that Ben
always got the credit.
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What, CoBro was Dickie's creation?
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That's motive.
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I need to show you something.
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I took this from Loretta's apartment.
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On a fateful night, four weeks ago,
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Hollywood Superstar
Ben Glenroy died. Twice.
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I'm Mabel Mora.
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Join me, flying solo this time,
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in the search for answers
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on a new season of
Only Murders in the Building.
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#BloodyMabel.
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Theater is all about choices.
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What you share. What you hide.
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The same story, even the same lines,
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can be delivered a million ways.
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Those choices change everything.
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When I saw my first play,
I fell in love.
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My choice for my life was made.
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Who ist that goes with me?
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I was the lead in every school play.
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I was "the best young actress
in the Midwest",
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according to an article
in the Clayton Chronicle,
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where my dad was the editor.
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But, a visiting director
from New York agreed.
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After graduation, I'd go to Broadway.
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It was all so clear.
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Until it wasn't.
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Acting is all about choices
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and I had to make one.
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There was a couple in town
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who couldn't conceive,
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and I thought it was best for everyone.
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There was no instant success
when I got to New York.
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No delayed success either.
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I began to wonder if I was
being punished for my choice.
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The family sent me an update.
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They finally got pregnant.
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A miracle.
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And just like that,
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you had a baby brother.
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You wouldn't be alone.
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I followed you from afar.
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I made a book about you,
which I cherish,
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but it also made me sad
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because I thought I'd
never see you again.
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But then, there it was.
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A sign.
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A chance to finally meet you.
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Ready, Durkin, you still there?
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Yes!
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Yes! Hi!
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Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry, I thought...
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My agent assured me
that I was on the list.
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There you were.
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This is my manager, Dickie.
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He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.
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My baby boy.
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♪ So, darling ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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These last few months,
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getting to know you,
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they have been a dream.
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But I've been lying to you.
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So why am I telling you this today?
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Because it's time.
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And it's our sitzprobe rehearsal.
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Sitzprobe.
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When the actors first perform
with an orchestra,
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and you learn if all your choices
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have produced something...
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harmonious or horrific.
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And...
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if there's still time
to make it all right.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey! Big day! How you feeling?
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Oh, I can't believe we're here.
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Listen, I was, um...
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wondering if maybe we could...
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could talk later.
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You know...
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Or I could just hand you
something that I wrote
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and run away.
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Alright, everyone! Gather 'round.
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Ah, yes. Okay.
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So, supper later?
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- I'd love to.
- Okay.
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- Hey, break a leg.
- Thanks.
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Loretta! Would you care to join us?
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- Of course!
- Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
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Alright.
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People, it's here.
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Sitzprobe!
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I-It's gonna be stop and start.
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There's gonna be fuck-ups.
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It's gonna be messy,
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but we're just gonna
fight through, okay?
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And I need everyone to be dialed in.
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No distractions.
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Uh, actually, let's take two.
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Uh, Howard, could you mind the shop?
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- Thanks.
- Two minutes, people!
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Don't make me use the whistle!
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No distractions.
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Ooh, do I smell Schmackary's cookies?
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You released a podcast without us?
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Thought you didn't care
about this investigation.
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I don't, but I reserve
the right to be hurt
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when I'm excluded from things.
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Mabel, where have you been?
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Are you aware someone is living
in your aunt's apartment?
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I've been crashing with Theo for now.
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Ooh...
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Trouble in Candyland with Toblerone?
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That's my affectionate
nickname for Tobert,
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who I like by the way,
and who I approve of.
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Tobert and I are fine, thanks.
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He's at a commercial shoot,
and he lent me some gear.
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Whoa! GoPro!
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Do you have a suspect?
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Oh, I have a lot to figure out,
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but my gut keeps telling me it's Dickie.
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I told you to stay away f...
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Actually, I don't mind Dickie.
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Not in the cast.
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Yes, let's go with Dickie.
Dickie did it.
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Wow, I can see your priorities
haven't changed.
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Hey, you know what else hasn't changed?
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What a terrific team we make.
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We're back! The trio is back!
"Trio" on three!
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One...
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Any, any time now.
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I'm guessing you're gonna put
your hand in any minute now.
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And two!
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You're cutting it awfully
close, you two. Come on.
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Mr. Putnam to the stage.
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Unless you want me to direct?
Because I will do that.
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Okay, he's out of control.
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♪ When you're a creature of the night ♪
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♪ In the bleak midnight rain,
could you go ♪
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♪ So insane! ♪
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♪ A creature of the night ♪
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♪ In the bone-chilling cold
as the madness takes hold ♪
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- _
- ♪ See the blood drip, drip, drip ♪
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♪ While your grip starts to slip ♪
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♪ Do your demons reside ♪
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♪ In the side that
you hide from the light? ♪
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♪ Are you a creature... ♪
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- _
- ♪ Of the night? ♪
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Focus, everyone! Please focus!
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- I need your focus!
- ♪ Of the night ♪
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♪ Is it you? Is it true? ♪
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♪ At the edge of the world ♪
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♪ A body lies cold ♪
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♪ A creature of the night! ♪
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And cue the nanny.
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Who goes there?
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NYPD, motherfuckers!
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The stalker, he didn't do it.
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He's creepy as fuck,
but he is not the killer.
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The killer is someone in this room.
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Goddammit! I always
wanted to say that shit.
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How did it sound, boys?
Did it sound strong to you?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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I...
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Is that my Roxie?
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Girl! I saw Chicago.
Let me tell you something.
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Your work on that stage
is a goddamn delight.
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Oh, my God, stop.
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- No, you stop!
- No, you stop!
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I would really hate to lock yo ass up!
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Everybody, let's go!
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Come on! We moving it downtown!
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Look, not to pour cold water
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on this perfectly executed
surprise reunion,
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but...
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why does it have to be
someone from here?
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Couldn't it be someone from the Arconia?
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Or a, a damn freak accident?
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Ben Glenroy was poisoned
before opening night,
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which they conveniently covered up,
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so that means it's someone in here.
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A freak accident p-poisoning?
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Oliver...
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Okay. Two minutes.
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Off stage. Please?
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Alright.
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- But, two minutes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I... Two...
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- That's, that's all we need.
- Come on, guys.
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Oliver.
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Tell me I'm hallucinating,
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and that woman isn't really here.
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Oh, don't worry. Uh, Detective Williams
is an old friend.
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No.
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Her.
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Y-Yes, uh, Maxine, I invited.
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I know it's not normally done, but...
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A critic at sitzprobe?
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It's never done! For good reason.
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And Maxine?
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I have nightmares about that woman.
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Look, Maxine did not love
the first version of the show.
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So, I thought, why not get her excited
about the musical version?
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Let's build buzz, people.
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So, we've got cops and a critic here?
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Everybody loves a packed house.
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Don't fuck this up, Oliver.
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We are literally lighting cash on fire
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every minute we're in this theater.
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And loosen up.
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You look as wooden as that
fucking lighthouse we built.
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Oh, my gosh, I love Chicago.
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Now, have you seen the movie version?
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- Oh.
- With Queen Latifah?
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- You know...
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
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Fun thought. Interrogations happen here!
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Question a suspect, take in a tune.
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I mean, why does murder
always have to be
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such a dreary business anyway?
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Yeah, and you know actors.
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I mean, you've gotta
make 'em comfortable
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if you wanna get 'em to talk.
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Yeah, they're a weird-ass bunch.
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A-And I could help.
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Like, play bad cop, or,
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you know, get you a latte.
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Nah, you've done more than enough, Mora.
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Because of your podcast,
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I got kicked off a cushy-ass gig
at Community Services.
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Do you know that I was
in charge of a playground?
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I knew it. This is Mabel's fault,
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swinging solo in our podcast playground.
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Let's stay away from
blaming words like "fault".
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Neutral language, please.
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Oh...
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Y'all are fighting.
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Actually, you know what? Don't tell me.
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I don't even care.
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I'm gonna go find a room
to do some interrogations.
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Oliver, I know you and I
haven't been seeing eye-to-eye,
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but we've got to get in
on those interviews.
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Look, my show is hanging
on by a thread here.
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Finding this killer is the only way
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that you'll actually
have an opening night.
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She's right. We're back. Whoa-ho-ho!
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Hands in! Let's go!
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I made a huge break in the case.
You gotta come with me.
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Mm, just Mabel.
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The ace investigator with
a closet full of cashmere.
262
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I wanna be her in a next life.
263
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,190
Follow me.
264
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:25,327
It's okay. Go. I'll spy on Williams.
265
00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:28,525
- Seriously?
- Yes, yes.
266
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,069
I-If-If cracking this case
267
00:13:31,074 --> 00:13:33,085
means I save my show, I'm in.
268
00:13:34,202 --> 00:13:36,033
It's just, it's been a minute.
269
00:13:36,038 --> 00:13:38,535
Mabel, trust us. We've got this.
270
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,537
Mabel! Come on.
271
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:46,256
- Williams!
- Yeah, okay.
272
00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:49,880
So when the cops came, I rushed in here
273
00:13:49,885 --> 00:13:52,883
to shred my Papa
Smurf-Skeletor slash-fic.
274
00:13:52,888 --> 00:13:54,801
In the wrong hands,
it could be misunderstood.
275
00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,208
Then, this happened.
276
00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:00,916
The spooky sound from opening night,
277
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,226
when I was looking for the broom,
278
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,230
and the door was locked.
279
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,145
Someone was in here shredding something.
280
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:08,607
Yes! So we're left with two questions.
281
00:14:08,612 --> 00:14:10,025
What was happening in here
282
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,860
right before Ben Glenroy was poisoned,
283
00:14:11,865 --> 00:14:13,904
and can I be on your podcast?
284
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:16,281
I don't know. I mean,
285
00:14:16,286 --> 00:14:18,967
it could be linked to Ben's
death, or it could not be.
286
00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:20,744
Either way, the evidence is destroyed.
287
00:14:20,749 --> 00:14:22,167
We can reassemble it.
288
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:23,877
I can.
289
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:28,585
I am a master at word searches
and jumbles.
290
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,087
I was an unpopular child.
291
00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:31,296
No.
292
00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:32,631
I can take any word
293
00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:35,258
and list every word you can
make out of its letters.
294
00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:36,593
Take "puzzle", for example.
295
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,434
From "puzzle", you can make "up" and...
296
00:14:41,353 --> 00:14:43,266
Actually, "up" might be
the only word in puzzle.
297
00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,144
That was a bad example.
Give me another word, Mabel.
298
00:14:45,148 --> 00:14:46,603
Uh! Uh, "treasure".
299
00:14:46,608 --> 00:14:48,522
"Erasure", "austere", "rats".
300
00:14:48,527 --> 00:14:50,565
Mabel, we don't have time
to list them all!
301
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,901
We need to reassemble these!
There might be a clue.
302
00:14:52,906 --> 00:14:54,111
Okay, I can help.
303
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,363
Great. Go get me some scotch tape.
304
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:56,655
No, I can actually help.
305
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,241
I mean, puzzles are
kind of my thing, too.
306
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,118
There's a killer on the loose!
This is what I do!
307
00:15:01,123 --> 00:15:03,837
Go get me scotch tape, then
get the hell out of my way.
308
00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:06,419
O-Oh...
309
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,213
See? Perfect for sitting and
probing during sitzprobe?
310
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,948
You got your low lighting,
311
00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:16,967
you got an ergonomic chair,
312
00:15:16,972 --> 00:15:18,693
uh, back issues of The New Yorker.
313
00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:20,479
A fantastic "Talk of the Town" piece
314
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,849
about a pigeon who lives in a clock
at the Guggenheim.
315
00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:25,100
Yeah, I don't give a damn
about your old-man magazines,
316
00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,469
but I do love a good chair.
Lumbar support?
317
00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:28,562
For days!
318
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,689
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
319
00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:31,987
Okay.
320
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,235
- Young man, come and have a seat.
- Ah, yeah.
321
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,486
Thank you.
322
00:15:36,491 --> 00:15:38,571
Charles, I'm not talking
till you get up and go.
323
00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:42,931
Okay. Sure. Yeah. Have fun.
324
00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,251
Okay, so...
325
00:15:48,545 --> 00:15:51,217
Please leave. Sorry about that.
326
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,587
Uh, so opening night,
327
00:15:53,592 --> 00:15:55,881
you arrived at the theater at what time?
328
00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:58,550
Um, let's see, I-I got
here before Kimber...
329
00:15:58,555 --> 00:15:59,634
Excuse me, excuse me.
330
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,012
I'm just looking for
my weighted blanket.
331
00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:02,596
Just continue the questioning
332
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,878
like I'm not even here. Blanket...
333
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,017
You got here at what time?
334
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:08,877
Um, I think around 5:00.
335
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,095
Okay, 5:00 p.m.?
And did you get in contact
336
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,932
with your stage manager at all?
337
00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:15,667
Jeez! These things
weigh, like, 60 pounds.
338
00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:18,028
It's like the weight of a small man!
339
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:20,730
Or a big cozy dog.
340
00:16:20,735 --> 00:16:23,617
Charles. Knock it off. Get outta here.
341
00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:27,120
Well, the trouble is
I'm weighted down now.
342
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,747
I can't hardly move.
343
00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,582
I'll tell you what, I just won't listen.
344
00:16:30,587 --> 00:16:31,791
Huh! Look at this.
345
00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:34,925
Yeah, here we go.
346
00:16:37,969 --> 00:16:39,508
Whatever.
347
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,093
- So you got here at what time? You said 5?
- Yes.
348
00:16:41,097 --> 00:16:42,969
And did you notify the stage manager?
349
00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:44,972
I did not. I forgot to notify her...
350
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,556
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
351
00:16:46,561 --> 00:16:47,992
♪ ... Pickwick Triplets did it ♪
352
00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:49,497
- Hey.
- What?!
353
00:16:50,315 --> 00:16:51,786
I know what you're doing!
354
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,855
I'm just practicing my patter song.
355
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,449
A-And not to brag, but I can do
four lines in a row now
356
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,485
without going into a panic attack.
357
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:01,780
Yeah, that's not really a brag. Get out!
358
00:17:15,315 --> 00:17:17,815
_
359
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:23,882
Come in.
360
00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:29,062
Hello.
361
00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:33,125
You took something from my apartment.
362
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:36,319
Didn't you?
363
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:38,780
Yes, I did.
364
00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:41,658
And I shouldn't have.
365
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,744
Here.
366
00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:49,391
You don't owe me any explanation.
367
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,247
I mean,
368
00:17:52,252 --> 00:17:54,708
sure, th-the book is a little odd,
369
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,710
but, uh,
370
00:17:56,715 --> 00:17:58,420
th-th-the point is,
371
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,136
y-y-you don't need to tell me.
372
00:18:02,262 --> 00:18:03,680
Thank you.
373
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,513
See, this is where you jump in
374
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,974
a-and tell the story behind the book,
375
00:18:10,979 --> 00:18:14,102
so we can move on and
never speak of it again.
376
00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:15,400
You don't trust me.
377
00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,398
Of course, I trust you.
378
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:19,941
I-I was confused.
379
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,949
But it's not like I think
you're the killer.
380
00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:26,614
In fact, Mabel thinks it's Dickie,
381
00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,908
and Mabel's never wrong.
382
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,668
Except when she suggested
383
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:33,038
that I remove the singing
crab people from the show.
384
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:36,249
- I mean, that's just lunacy.
- Dickie? Why Dickie?
385
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:37,305
I mean...
386
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:39,766
Ben's creepy brother?
387
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,097
I can see it.
388
00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:44,574
Loretta to the stage
for The Nanny's Lullaby.
389
00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,092
Loretta to the stage.
390
00:18:46,097 --> 00:18:47,599
So...
391
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,601
- Uh...
- Yeah, yeah.
392
00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:56,775
- I gotta go.
- Yeah, got you. Just...
393
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:02,083
And then my family, they
moved down to Florida,
394
00:19:02,088 --> 00:19:03,677
which was really tough on me...
395
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:06,738
... because my mother
only has one foot...
396
00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:08,698
Bobo. Bobo, please.
397
00:19:08,703 --> 00:19:12,202
Again, I'm gonna remind you,
this is a police interview.
398
00:19:12,207 --> 00:19:13,703
Cut all that family shit out.
399
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,163
- Okay, okay.
- Now, focus.
400
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:17,415
Five minutes before the curtain went up,
401
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,500
where were you?
402
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,085
- I...
- Very quickly.
403
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,669
Oh, my God.
404
00:19:21,674 --> 00:19:23,526
I just wanted to say sorry for Charles.
405
00:19:23,885 --> 00:19:27,342
I-It's my fault he's acting up,
you know. I-I...
406
00:19:27,347 --> 00:19:30,637
I gave him a patter song,
which is theater parlance...
407
00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:32,347
I know what the fuck a patter song is.
408
00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:34,107
Is it the Gilbert &
Sullivan thing, right?
409
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:35,476
Like Pirates of the Pen...
You know what?
410
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,210
No! We're not doing this!
411
00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:39,496
We're not doing this. Stay focused, now.
412
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,499
Anyway, it ratcheted up his anxiety
413
00:19:42,504 --> 00:19:44,567
to a whole new level.
414
00:19:44,572 --> 00:19:46,820
Now, I don't know if
you've ever hit a deer,
415
00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:50,073
but in the moment before
your car makes impact,
416
00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:51,491
there's a look in their eyes...
417
00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:54,035
And Charles is the deer. I got it.
418
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,745
Do you, though?
419
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,189
- Maybe I just stay here...
- No.
420
00:19:58,194 --> 00:20:00,908
... until I think of the right
devastating analogy.
421
00:20:00,913 --> 00:20:02,419
- Putnam?
- What?
422
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:04,421
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay.
423
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:08,805
- Close the door!
- Oh, yes.
424
00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:11,553
Good seeing you.
425
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,972
Seriously? How many rolls
426
00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:16,391
of colored masking tape
does a theater need?
427
00:20:16,396 --> 00:20:18,518
Where's the scotch tape?
428
00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,019
Hey.
429
00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:22,861
That's spike tape. I got you. Here.
430
00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:25,271
I never go anywhere without it.
431
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:29,617
Side gig as a professional gift wrapper.
432
00:20:30,452 --> 00:20:31,903
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
433
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,980
So, um...
434
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,162
Oliver says that you're investigating.
435
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,122
So I thought, "Hm.
436
00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:40,832
Maybe I should find out
437
00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:43,548
what your theory is and lend a hand?"
438
00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:47,630
You know, killers sometimes
insert themselves
439
00:20:47,635 --> 00:20:49,304
into investigations.
440
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:52,691
Oh. That's really funny.
441
00:20:53,349 --> 00:20:56,139
No! No, I just really wanna help.
442
00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:59,309
I mean, this show means the world to me.
443
00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:02,484
God, it's supposed to be
my Broadway debut.
444
00:21:02,984 --> 00:21:04,486
For God's sake.
445
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,275
Took me long enough.
446
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:13,164
There's nothing wrong
with being a late bloomer.
447
00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:14,722
I'm one myself.
448
00:21:16,539 --> 00:21:17,741
Hmm.
449
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,328
I'm looking at Dickie.
450
00:21:24,506 --> 00:21:27,395
Oh, you don't want it to be him, do you?
451
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,631
I mean, I know you have
a relationship with him.
452
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,249
What do... Wh-What do you mean?
453
00:21:31,254 --> 00:21:32,942
Isn't he your manager or something?
454
00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:35,136
Oh, yeah! He... Yeah, he's my m...
455
00:21:35,141 --> 00:21:37,263
Of course, I don't want it to be him,
456
00:21:37,268 --> 00:21:39,474
but I also don't think he did it.
457
00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:42,268
I mean, Dickie's just a really good kid.
458
00:21:42,273 --> 00:21:43,645
Isn't he, like, 50?
459
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,360
Yeah, he's a child.
460
00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:48,399
Well, but what about poison?
461
00:21:48,404 --> 00:21:50,068
You know, not to be sexist,
462
00:21:50,073 --> 00:21:52,804
but that is more a woman's method.
463
00:21:52,809 --> 00:21:56,282
Well, Dickie was in
charge of Ben's food.
464
00:21:56,287 --> 00:21:58,264
Could be easy and convenient.
465
00:21:59,165 --> 00:22:02,664
Uh, yeah, but before we pin it on him,
466
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,171
you should know that
there is a cast of...
467
00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:09,462
much odder characters around this show.
468
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:12,048
I'm just gonna throw a name out. Bobo.
469
00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:14,876
We don't really know Bobo, do we?
470
00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:16,803
I mean, he's the comic relief,
471
00:22:16,808 --> 00:22:20,740
but, um, is the comedy
hiding something sinister?
472
00:22:20,745 --> 00:22:23,451
I thought poison was a woman's method.
473
00:22:23,456 --> 00:22:25,228
Oh, yeah. Right, right. So...
474
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,451
Mm, KT! What a bitch.
475
00:22:28,152 --> 00:22:30,650
Could be...
476
00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:32,694
I'm just trying to, um,
477
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:36,072
picture Dickie as a murderer, and, um...
478
00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:37,865
Uh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
479
00:22:39,414 --> 00:22:42,036
And no. I can't.
480
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,746
Sorry.
481
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:45,003
I just can't picture it.
482
00:22:46,963 --> 00:22:48,214
Thanks.
483
00:22:54,012 --> 00:22:56,175
Charles-Haden Savage to the stage
484
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,932
for The Pickwick Triplets.
485
00:22:58,891 --> 00:23:00,388
God help us all.
486
00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:06,060
I really have to do the whole thing?
487
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:08,896
Yes. All two minutes, 46 seconds.
488
00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:10,440
No White Room.
489
00:23:10,445 --> 00:23:12,817
No fake migraine one verse in.
490
00:23:22,999 --> 00:23:25,163
Hi.
491
00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:27,582
Uh... Okay, here we go.
492
00:23:27,587 --> 00:23:30,089
Just watch. Just watch.
493
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:38,644
♪ Three little babes ♪
494
00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:40,762
♪ In their bassinets ♪
495
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,764
♪ Angelic little triplets ♪
496
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,283
♪ Or triple threats? ♪
497
00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:47,185
♪ They might have fooled the others ♪
498
00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:49,562
♪ But they won't fool me ♪
499
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:53,988
♪ It's time to give these
teething, seething three ♪
500
00:23:54,447 --> 00:23:56,861
♪ The third degree ♪
501
00:24:00,703 --> 00:24:02,784
♪ Which of the Pickwick
Triplets did it? ♪
502
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,744
♪ Who of the crew would
commit this crime? ♪
503
00:24:04,749 --> 00:24:06,737
♪ Might a little brat
make a mommy go splat? ♪
504
00:24:06,742 --> 00:24:09,148
♪ It's a story pretty gory
for a nursery rhyme ♪
505
00:24:09,153 --> 00:24:11,084
♪ Which of the Pickwick
Triplets did it? ♪
506
00:24:11,089 --> 00:24:12,877
♪ Which of the spawn
had the brawn to kill? ♪
507
00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:15,104
♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪
508
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:16,122
♪ Coochie-coochie coo ♪
509
00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:18,107
♪ Time for you or you
or you to admit it ♪
510
00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:19,726
♪ So, quick as a whip ♪
511
00:24:19,731 --> 00:24:22,220
♪ Gotta pick which Pickwick
Triplet did it ♪
512
00:24:24,077 --> 00:24:27,517
♪ Penelope in pink sure
is making quite a stink ♪
513
00:24:27,522 --> 00:24:30,561
♪ Is she trying to
throw me off the scent? ♪
514
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,580
♪ Though she bats her little eyes ♪
515
00:24:32,585 --> 00:24:34,524
♪ Is she a killer in disguise? ♪
516
00:24:34,529 --> 00:24:38,102
♪ With a diaper full
of criminal intent ♪
517
00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:39,979
♪ Preening Patrick is pernicious ♪
518
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:41,606
♪ With an appetite so vicious ♪
519
00:24:41,611 --> 00:24:43,883
♪ He would bite the hand
that feeds him with a sneer ♪
520
00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,994
♪ But could that rotten tot ♪
521
00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:49,127
♪ Be behind this evil plot? ♪
522
00:24:49,877 --> 00:24:51,874
♪ Baby-stepping towards
a murderous career ♪
523
00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:53,868
♪ Pouty little Paco's looking coy ♪
524
00:24:53,873 --> 00:24:55,837
♪ But he's a bad, bad boy ♪
525
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:58,089
♪ Could Paco's passion
prove apocalyptic? ♪
526
00:24:58,094 --> 00:24:59,098
Is that something?
527
00:24:59,103 --> 00:25:00,717
♪ With his paci and his rattle ♪
528
00:25:00,722 --> 00:25:02,343
♪ Did this pisher go to battle? ♪
529
00:25:02,348 --> 00:25:05,680
♪ Proving he's the perp amidst
this Pickwick triptych ♪
530
00:25:05,685 --> 00:25:09,350
♪ In this picaresque puzzle
of the Pickwick pack ♪
531
00:25:09,355 --> 00:25:12,854
♪ Will a lighthouse shed some light ♪
532
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:16,482
♪ On which kid gave ol' Mom a whack? ♪
533
00:25:16,487 --> 00:25:20,027
♪ There's an infant to indict ♪
534
00:25:20,032 --> 00:25:23,823
♪ I'll book this little crook tonight ♪
535
00:25:23,828 --> 00:25:26,784
♪ But, which of
the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
536
00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:28,703
♪ Who of the crew would
commit this crime? ♪
537
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,705
♪ Which little brat
made Mommy go splat? ♪
538
00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:32,957
♪ Which crib, which sib
will be doing hard time? ♪
539
00:25:32,962 --> 00:25:35,126
♪ Which of the Pickwick
Triplets did it? ♪
540
00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:38,171
♪ Which little putz
had the guts to kill? ♪
541
00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:39,563
♪ Like a forensic pediatrician ♪
542
00:25:39,568 --> 00:25:40,898
♪ I'll complete this inquisition ♪
543
00:25:40,902 --> 00:25:42,148
♪ I will name the neonatal ♪
544
00:25:42,153 --> 00:25:43,485
♪ From the cradle that proved fatal ♪
545
00:25:43,489 --> 00:25:45,178
♪ I will find the perpetrator ♪
546
00:25:45,183 --> 00:25:48,514
♪ Who did murder to their maker ♪
547
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:49,599
What's up?
548
00:25:49,604 --> 00:25:50,884
I can't do dinner tonight.
549
00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:52,685
The cops said they need to talk to me.
550
00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,228
Why? What about?
551
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,605
It can't be good.
552
00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:58,441
♪ Or coochie-coochie coo ♪
553
00:26:00,114 --> 00:26:02,028
♪ What if none of it is true? ♪
554
00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:05,214
♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪
555
00:26:05,219 --> 00:26:07,200
♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪
556
00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:11,496
♪ What if none of
the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
557
00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:15,124
♪ Who'd have had a menacing
motive and hid it? ♪
558
00:26:15,129 --> 00:26:17,293
♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
559
00:26:17,298 --> 00:26:20,463
♪ Well, I pick ♪
560
00:26:20,468 --> 00:26:21,672
♪ You! ♪
561
00:26:28,142 --> 00:26:30,932
There probably wasn't
anything important in here.
562
00:26:30,937 --> 00:26:32,308
It was a dumb idea.
563
00:26:32,313 --> 00:26:34,143
- I'm full of them.
- Uh-huh.
564
00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:37,271
Oh, wow. Don't even push back.
565
00:26:37,276 --> 00:26:39,070
But, fair. Don't coddle me.
566
00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:42,014
Hey...
567
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,042
You were right.
568
00:26:44,909 --> 00:26:48,663
Our killer might have stood
right here on opening night.
569
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,618
There's something important in there,
570
00:26:50,623 --> 00:26:51,886
and only you can find it.
571
00:26:51,891 --> 00:26:53,412
I don't know if I can.
572
00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,462
Howard, what are
the words in "determined"?
573
00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,960
"Tired". "Denied".
574
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,962
- Keep going.
- "Remedied".
575
00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:03,631
"Redeem".
576
00:27:03,636 --> 00:27:04,757
"Me".
577
00:27:04,762 --> 00:27:07,260
Oh. That worked better than I expected.
578
00:27:07,265 --> 00:27:08,950
See? You can do this.
579
00:27:09,308 --> 00:27:10,810
I did find this.
580
00:27:13,145 --> 00:27:15,017
That's the date of opening night.
581
00:27:15,022 --> 00:27:18,354
Okay, find all the other pieces
with the same font.
582
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,190
Who knows, you might get
a spot on the podcast.
583
00:27:21,195 --> 00:27:22,508
I can be on the podcast?
584
00:27:22,513 --> 00:27:24,807
I said "might" and "who knows".
585
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,739
I'm gonna need a lot more fucking tape.
586
00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:32,748
- Here she comes.
- Alright.
587
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,707
So! I'm assuming no luck with Williams?
588
00:27:37,712 --> 00:27:39,834
Funny, isn't it? The way she doubts us.
589
00:27:39,839 --> 00:27:41,794
Oh, she thinks we're fools.
590
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:44,547
But that's only because we're
so skilled at playing them.
591
00:27:44,552 --> 00:27:46,591
Weird flex, but okay.
592
00:27:46,596 --> 00:27:49,844
We have the interrogations on tape.
593
00:27:49,849 --> 00:27:51,220
On tape?
594
00:27:51,225 --> 00:27:54,473
Charles, let's bring
the lady up to speed.
595
00:27:54,478 --> 00:27:56,731
Well, I went in first...
596
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,520
... making Williams
think I was just an idiot
597
00:27:59,525 --> 00:28:01,063
trying to eavesdrop.
598
00:28:01,068 --> 00:28:03,816
But, really, I was piquing her interest.
599
00:28:03,821 --> 00:28:04,826
For, you see,
600
00:28:04,831 --> 00:28:07,168
Detective Williams is a theater nut.
601
00:28:07,173 --> 00:28:09,213
♪ Which of the
Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
602
00:28:09,218 --> 00:28:11,574
We knew she'd be
interested in a patter song,
603
00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:13,910
and doubly so if it involved Charles
604
00:28:13,915 --> 00:28:16,245
absolutely humiliating himself.
605
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,456
Now, I don't know
if you've ever hit a deer...
606
00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:19,749
So, I painted a picture
607
00:28:19,754 --> 00:28:23,007
of just how tragic Charles was on stage.
608
00:28:23,591 --> 00:28:25,087
The bait was set.
609
00:28:26,969 --> 00:28:28,774
You need to get me
the time to sneak past
610
00:28:28,779 --> 00:28:30,735
this phalanx of coppers
so I can set it all up.
611
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:31,928
- I've got this.
- Okay.
612
00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:33,679
I just have to say one
word after another.
613
00:28:33,684 --> 00:28:34,722
One word, yes.
614
00:28:34,727 --> 00:28:36,390
Faster than any human ever should.
615
00:28:36,395 --> 00:28:37,396
Uh-huh.
616
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:40,153
She took it,
617
00:28:40,158 --> 00:28:43,064
and the interrogation room
was left unattended.
618
00:28:44,487 --> 00:28:46,067
Okay...
619
00:28:55,247 --> 00:28:58,037
Of course, in order to give
Oliver the time needed,
620
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:00,256
I had to get through all of it.
621
00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:01,888
Didn't miss a word.
622
00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:06,754
So, you're saying,
with Tobert's GoPro...
623
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:08,547
We recorded everything.
624
00:29:08,552 --> 00:29:11,217
All the big interrogations.
625
00:29:11,222 --> 00:29:14,612
Oh, my God! That sounds
so unnecessarily complicated,
626
00:29:14,617 --> 00:29:16,222
but you guys actually did it.
627
00:29:16,227 --> 00:29:17,723
Uh-huh.
628
00:29:17,728 --> 00:29:19,976
You know what this calls for.
629
00:29:22,942 --> 00:29:24,794
Wanna make a podcast with me?
630
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:29,276
Oh, my God, this is corny.
631
00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:30,778
- So corny.
- I know, it is.
632
00:29:30,783 --> 00:29:31,946
So, so corny.
633
00:29:31,951 --> 00:29:33,323
But it was, it was good. It was cute.
634
00:29:33,327 --> 00:29:34,954
- It's fun, yeah.
- It's cute.
635
00:29:35,913 --> 00:29:36,993
- Murder?
- Yeah.
636
00:29:36,998 --> 00:29:38,411
Murder, yeah.
637
00:29:53,305 --> 00:29:54,682
Nerves.
638
00:29:55,057 --> 00:29:56,312
Yeah.
639
00:29:56,317 --> 00:29:59,515
Forty years in show business,
and I've still got 'em.
640
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,434
Who doesn't?
641
00:30:03,691 --> 00:30:05,688
Is everything alright, dear?
642
00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:08,566
Oh. Yeah. I just have
some nerves of my own.
643
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:10,026
Of course.
644
00:30:10,031 --> 00:30:11,861
You saw Maxine Spear
out there, I take it.
645
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:12,866
Mm-hmm.
646
00:30:16,829 --> 00:30:19,869
It's quite a big swing
we've taken with this show,
647
00:30:19,874 --> 00:30:21,662
trying to save it.
648
00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:23,794
I don't know that I would've hung on
649
00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:27,168
- if it weren't for Cliff.
- Mm-hmm.
650
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:29,754
- His first show.
- I know.
651
00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:32,757
As a mother, you can't help it.
652
00:30:32,762 --> 00:30:35,384
You spend your whole life
looking out for your child.
653
00:30:35,389 --> 00:30:37,470
It never stops.
654
00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:40,389
And you'll do anything
to make sure they're okay.
655
00:30:40,394 --> 00:30:42,646
Mm... hmm.
656
00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,320
The final number's next, right?
657
00:30:54,325 --> 00:30:55,905
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, where's Loretta?
658
00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:57,364
We're looking for her.
659
00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:59,992
I do hope you find her.
660
00:30:59,997 --> 00:31:02,833
She's really quite
extraordinary, Oliver.
661
00:31:03,459 --> 00:31:04,847
So you like what you're seeing?
662
00:31:04,852 --> 00:31:07,583
Well, when I last saw
this show in previews,
663
00:31:07,588 --> 00:31:09,211
I thought there was no hope,
and when I heard
664
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,504
you were making it into a musical,
665
00:31:11,509 --> 00:31:13,881
I got so excited
666
00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:16,509
that I was gonna savage
your toe-tapping dreams.
667
00:31:16,514 --> 00:31:19,016
But this, this, this, this...
668
00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:23,312
is pure Oliver Putnam.
669
00:31:25,147 --> 00:31:28,437
Uh, tell me, Maxine, does it sing?
670
00:31:31,737 --> 00:31:33,397
You'll have to wait for my review.
671
00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:48,382
Oh. Here you are.
672
00:31:48,387 --> 00:31:49,543
Hey, shouldn't you be getting ready
673
00:31:49,547 --> 00:31:50,587
for your big final number?
674
00:31:51,298 --> 00:31:52,628
Oh yeah.
675
00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:55,553
Something about being
back in this theater.
676
00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:59,760
I just... keep thinking about...
677
00:31:59,765 --> 00:32:02,309
Opening night? I know.
678
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:05,766
I keep thinking about
the fight I had with Ben
679
00:32:05,771 --> 00:32:07,935
right before he...
680
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:10,459
You know, he said I was dead to him.
681
00:32:10,943 --> 00:32:13,732
Look, you c-couldn't have known that...
682
00:32:13,737 --> 00:32:15,943
No, it's not that. I'm not
upset I hurt his feelings.
683
00:32:15,948 --> 00:32:17,658
He was a prick.
684
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:21,704
I just knew the next morning,
he'd rope me back in.
685
00:32:22,496 --> 00:32:24,699
But when he was gone,
686
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:29,545
for those few brief moments, I just...
687
00:32:30,921 --> 00:32:32,293
I felt free.
688
00:32:35,676 --> 00:32:37,203
And then he was back.
689
00:32:38,053 --> 00:32:41,348
I was trapped again.
690
00:32:42,558 --> 00:32:44,059
I couldn't take it anymore.
691
00:32:46,812 --> 00:32:48,314
You understand?
692
00:32:49,523 --> 00:32:51,962
Of course, I do.
693
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,232
Loretta to the stage
for The Sake of a Child.
694
00:32:54,236 --> 00:32:55,587
Loretta to the stage.
695
00:32:56,155 --> 00:32:58,777
Was there something
you needed to say to me?
696
00:32:58,782 --> 00:33:00,034
Oh...
697
00:33:01,202 --> 00:33:02,620
Mm-mm.
698
00:33:03,829 --> 00:33:05,701
You didn't deserve this.
699
00:33:05,706 --> 00:33:09,038
None of this ever should have happened.
700
00:33:09,043 --> 00:33:11,045
It's not your fault.
701
00:33:12,588 --> 00:33:16,212
You are the best part about
these last few months for me.
702
00:33:18,636 --> 00:33:19,720
Oh...
703
00:33:25,851 --> 00:33:28,390
Loretta, Loretta, U-Uh, c-can I...
704
00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:30,522
- Yeah.
- Give me just one s... Thanks.
705
00:33:31,489 --> 00:33:32,853
We're gonna start
706
00:33:32,858 --> 00:33:34,271
with your part of the song.
707
00:33:34,276 --> 00:33:35,607
- And just focus...
- Okay, not Jonathan?
708
00:33:35,611 --> 00:33:38,067
Yeah, well, we'll do
that in a little bit, um...
709
00:33:38,072 --> 00:33:39,610
And listen to me.
710
00:33:39,615 --> 00:33:42,701
I know that you're upset with me.
711
00:33:43,244 --> 00:33:44,765
And that's fine. That's fine.
712
00:33:44,770 --> 00:33:48,744
But, I-I need to say
that I do trust you.
713
00:33:48,749 --> 00:33:50,496
And I-I don't care about the book.
714
00:33:50,501 --> 00:33:52,373
I don't care about any of it.
715
00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:53,604
I just wanna be with you.
716
00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,373
To do our show.
717
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:59,546
Excuse me, our hit show,
718
00:33:59,551 --> 00:34:03,759
and go home to your
funny little apartment
719
00:34:03,764 --> 00:34:06,016
and just fall asleep in your arms.
720
00:34:06,809 --> 00:34:09,031
- Oliver, you don't have to...
- No, I do.
721
00:34:10,896 --> 00:34:11,939
And there's more.
722
00:34:13,148 --> 00:34:15,526
And it's a biggie.
723
00:34:17,569 --> 00:34:18,696
I love you.
724
00:34:20,447 --> 00:34:23,492
Wow, I haven't said
those words in a minute.
725
00:34:25,286 --> 00:34:26,782
But you know what? It felt right.
726
00:34:26,787 --> 00:34:29,373
So I'm gonna say it again. Here it goes.
727
00:34:30,749 --> 00:34:32,918
I love you.
728
00:34:33,335 --> 00:34:36,922
Loretta! We need you up here, please.
729
00:34:37,506 --> 00:34:39,008
Okay, well...
730
00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:41,802
... break a leg.
731
00:34:44,937 --> 00:34:47,356
- Clock is ticking.
- Coming.
732
00:34:58,235 --> 00:35:01,817
♪ A nanny's only duty
is to the children ♪
733
00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:07,077
♪ To keep them swaddled in
the safety of her care ♪
734
00:35:08,245 --> 00:35:09,333
Ooh...
735
00:35:09,338 --> 00:35:11,243
♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪
736
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,793
♪ She would fight, and she would kill ♪
737
00:35:16,195 --> 00:35:19,610
♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoke... ♪
738
00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:20,658
♪ And like... ♪
739
00:35:21,342 --> 00:35:24,506
- I'm so sorry.
- Huh.
740
00:35:24,511 --> 00:35:27,059
I can't hear the, um, rhythm.
741
00:35:27,064 --> 00:35:28,928
Can I just have the piano
in the orchestra?
742
00:35:28,932 --> 00:35:31,577
Like, I can't hear the rhythm.
And then, I'll come in on the...
743
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,443
Yeah.
744
00:35:40,903 --> 00:35:43,984
♪ A nanny keeps her
patience under pressure ♪
745
00:35:45,741 --> 00:35:48,494
♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪
746
00:35:49,812 --> 00:35:52,409
♪ No matter what you
might hurl toward her ♪
747
00:35:52,414 --> 00:35:55,704
♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪
748
00:35:57,086 --> 00:35:59,088
♪ But if you want those kids ♪
749
00:36:00,214 --> 00:36:02,669
♪ You have to go through... ♪
750
00:36:02,674 --> 00:36:04,129
♪ Me ♪
751
00:36:06,011 --> 00:36:07,805
Charles...
752
00:36:07,810 --> 00:36:09,812
these aren't photos of Ben.
753
00:36:10,216 --> 00:36:11,650
They're photos of Dickie.
754
00:36:13,727 --> 00:36:16,100
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
755
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:18,477
♪ I'd give my life completely ♪
756
00:36:18,482 --> 00:36:20,687
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
757
00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:23,070
♪ To Hell and back I'd go ♪
758
00:36:23,570 --> 00:36:26,318
♪ No, I won't bend and I won't break ♪
759
00:36:26,323 --> 00:36:28,982
♪ There are precious lives at stake ♪
760
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,990
♪ I'll die before I'd ever let him go ♪
761
00:36:31,995 --> 00:36:33,242
♪ No! ♪
762
00:36:33,247 --> 00:36:34,910
♪ For the sake, no! For the sake ♪
763
00:36:34,915 --> 00:36:36,787
♪ Stop! For the sake, wait! ♪
764
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,001
Sorry!
765
00:36:38,644 --> 00:36:39,686
I did it.
766
00:36:40,879 --> 00:36:43,669
I killed Ben.
767
00:36:43,674 --> 00:36:47,423
I put poison in his
disgusting protein drink
768
00:36:47,428 --> 00:36:49,458
just before we went
on stage opening night.
769
00:36:49,463 --> 00:36:51,969
And then when that didn't work,
he showed up at the party,
770
00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:55,556
and I... I pushed him
down the elevator shaft.
771
00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:56,723
Loretta, no. No, no!
772
00:36:56,728 --> 00:36:58,934
I'm not gonna let another innocent man
773
00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:00,644
go to jail for what I did.
774
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,399
- Please don't do this!
- Damn.
775
00:37:04,403 --> 00:37:05,649
I stayed for the drama,
776
00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:07,401
but you definitely brought it, Nanny.
777
00:37:07,406 --> 00:37:10,487
Leave her alone! You can't do this!
778
00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:12,781
I'm sorry, Oliver.
779
00:37:12,786 --> 00:37:14,621
I'm so sorry.
780
00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:18,912
Come on, you're coming with us, ma'am.
781
00:37:28,552 --> 00:37:29,882
Oh God.
782
00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:34,761
Oh, my God.
783
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:35,996
Oliver?
784
00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:37,807
What's going on? Oliver! Hey!
785
00:37:37,811 --> 00:37:39,850
Oliver, wake up.
786
00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:41,310
Call somebody! Get some help!
787
00:37:43,525 --> 00:37:45,898
- Can you hear me?
- Come on, Oliver!
788
00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,399
Come on! Where is somebody?!
789
00:37:47,404 --> 00:37:49,860
Oh, my God!
790
00:37:49,865 --> 00:37:52,362
Come on, Oliver, please no!
791
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,455
Get some help!
792
00:38:53,270 --> 00:39:00,270
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