1 00:00:01,597 --> 00:00:02,847 We know who murdered Ben. 2 00:00:02,848 --> 00:00:03,931 Who do you think did it? 3 00:00:03,932 --> 00:00:05,683 Donna! My beloved producer! 4 00:00:05,684 --> 00:00:07,685 The spooky sound from opening night. 5 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:09,604 Someone was in here shredding something. 6 00:00:09,605 --> 00:00:11,939 OM God! I know what this is. 7 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,901 This is Maxine's review of my original show. 8 00:00:14,902 --> 00:00:18,279 Let's say Donna gets her hands on the review, 9 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,074 which says Ben is the weak link of the show. 10 00:00:22,075 --> 00:00:24,035 She spots the rat poison. 11 00:00:24,036 --> 00:00:26,245 And she gets the idea to poison Ben. 12 00:00:26,246 --> 00:00:29,165 Go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben. 13 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,083 I'm fasting until after the show. 14 00:00:40,135 --> 00:00:41,929 Help me... 15 00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:50,353 People always like to ask me, 16 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:53,065 "What is it that a producer does?" 17 00:00:53,982 --> 00:00:57,527 I like to reply, "I produce." 18 00:00:57,528 --> 00:01:00,531 And that doesn't mean I just pay for it, though I do. 19 00:01:01,657 --> 00:01:04,660 I'm the one who gives birth to it all. 20 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:07,495 It's what I've always wanted to do. 21 00:01:07,496 --> 00:01:09,372 It's what I've always done. 22 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,805 Well, tell him if he can't write a song 23 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,334 that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber, 24 00:01:13,335 --> 00:01:15,461 I'll call someone else. 25 00:01:15,462 --> 00:01:17,672 I'll call Andy fucking Webber. That's who, Carl. 26 00:01:17,673 --> 00:01:19,674 Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now. 27 00:01:19,675 --> 00:01:21,717 I gotta go. Just get it done. 28 00:01:23,512 --> 00:01:25,764 I've won nine Tonys. 29 00:01:26,598 --> 00:01:29,267 I've given birth to 34 Broadway shows. 30 00:01:29,268 --> 00:01:30,726 But, if someone asks me 31 00:01:30,727 --> 00:01:33,856 what my favorite thing I've ever made is. 32 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,357 "Mamma Mia." 33 00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:39,819 Hands down, changed the trajectory of my whole career. 34 00:01:40,988 --> 00:01:44,283 That's a joke. Producers can be funny. People don't realize that. 35 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:46,410 I'm your mommy. 36 00:01:47,536 --> 00:01:50,496 I'll protect you for the rest of your life. 37 00:02:00,299 --> 00:02:01,800 Hey, Carl. 38 00:02:02,342 --> 00:02:04,844 Tell him the song should be called 39 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:07,763 The Rest of Your Life. 40 00:02:07,764 --> 00:02:11,393 It's about a parent imagining a life for their child. 41 00:02:15,063 --> 00:02:18,316 The thing no one tells you when you first start 42 00:02:18,317 --> 00:02:21,195 is how rewarding producing can be. 43 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:25,907 Or how dangerous. 44 00:02:25,908 --> 00:02:27,825 - Yeah, b-but I should just... - You're all surprised to see us... 45 00:02:27,826 --> 00:02:29,785 - I know who you are... You know. - No. 46 00:02:29,786 --> 00:02:31,412 This is so incredibly exciting! 47 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:34,665 To be invited into the inner sanctum like this, 48 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:36,501 watching you three work. 49 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:39,003 I imagine it's like being inside that documentary, 50 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:41,130 watching, uh, Paul McCartney write Get Back. 51 00:02:41,131 --> 00:02:44,842 Yeah. That's why they call us "The Rolling Stones of True Crime." 52 00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:46,969 - No, it's the... - Beatles! I was kidding. 53 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:50,139 - Oh, okay. - And thank you for yesterday. 54 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,975 For stopping me from pleading guilty to Ben's murder. 55 00:02:52,976 --> 00:02:55,686 Well, we know that you were just trying to protect Dickie, 56 00:02:55,687 --> 00:02:57,439 your... son. 57 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,441 And thank you for bailing me out. 58 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:01,859 - I paid your bail. - Yes, 59 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,236 but when they said they didn't take Amex, 60 00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:04,655 I helped you find your Visa. 61 00:03:05,322 --> 00:03:08,574 Anything for you, mi amor. 62 00:03:08,575 --> 00:03:10,535 My pea pod. 63 00:03:10,536 --> 00:03:13,037 My little cuddlepups. 64 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:17,083 Ew. Is this what this looks like? 65 00:03:17,084 --> 00:03:18,459 You don't call Tobert "cuddlepups"? 66 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,254 I have a hard enough time calling him Tobert. 67 00:03:21,255 --> 00:03:24,298 The documentary guy? Are you and he... 68 00:03:24,299 --> 00:03:25,383 Oh... 69 00:03:25,384 --> 00:03:27,469 - Nice! - Thanks. I know, right? 70 00:03:28,554 --> 00:03:30,721 So, are we sure about Donna? 71 00:03:30,722 --> 00:03:33,891 On opening night, Donna got her hands on an early review, 72 00:03:33,892 --> 00:03:36,269 and it was a pan. A massacre! 73 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:37,436 The harshest review in the history of... 74 00:03:37,437 --> 00:03:40,022 Okay, I have had, like, six heart attacks this season, Charles. 75 00:03:40,023 --> 00:03:43,110 Can we move past the shitty review and just recap what we know? 76 00:03:43,694 --> 00:03:47,405 Okay, so Donna can't let her son's first show 77 00:03:47,406 --> 00:03:48,990 be a bomb, due to Ben. 78 00:03:48,991 --> 00:03:51,117 So, she shreds the review, 79 00:03:51,118 --> 00:03:54,078 finds the rat poison, makes a poisonous cookie, 80 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:55,538 and gives it to him. 81 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,707 A cookie she knows that he can't resist 82 00:03:57,708 --> 00:04:00,626 due to his deep-seated eating disorder. 83 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:03,337 And, in fact, it was my unhealthy relationship to dips 84 00:04:03,338 --> 00:04:04,964 that helped us to crack it. 85 00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:09,635 Leave me alone! I'm happy. 86 00:04:09,636 --> 00:04:10,845 I'll get help. 87 00:04:10,846 --> 00:04:13,055 But, the poison didn't kill Ben, 88 00:04:13,056 --> 00:04:15,892 so Donna takes things a step further. 89 00:04:15,893 --> 00:04:19,228 She pushes him down the elevator shaft at Oliver's afterparty. 90 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:22,398 Admittedly, it's a pretty drastic step for her. 91 00:04:22,399 --> 00:04:24,568 - She had to have been... - Sick. 92 00:04:26,278 --> 00:04:27,529 She's... 93 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:30,114 sick. 94 00:04:36,371 --> 00:04:39,123 And if she only has a limited amount of time 95 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:42,293 to ensure her son's future, I tell you, 96 00:04:42,294 --> 00:04:45,421 a mother will do almost anything. 97 00:04:45,422 --> 00:04:46,964 It's good, but it's thin. 98 00:04:46,965 --> 00:04:49,300 We don't have anything tying Donna to the push. 99 00:04:49,301 --> 00:04:52,345 We need a confession on tape. 100 00:04:52,346 --> 00:04:53,513 I-It's what we do. 101 00:04:53,514 --> 00:04:55,556 And on opening night. 102 00:04:55,557 --> 00:04:58,226 Okay, let's go over the plan. 103 00:04:58,227 --> 00:05:00,436 Let's start with the bouquet of flowers. 104 00:05:00,437 --> 00:05:02,980 - Can we tweak these? - Yeah. I did these really fast. 105 00:05:02,981 --> 00:05:05,983 The Oliver lines on card three, I think I should take them. 106 00:05:05,984 --> 00:05:08,027 - You don't think I can say those? - Oh no, you could, 107 00:05:08,028 --> 00:05:10,446 - but I think I could do more with it. - In what way? How could you do more? 108 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:12,490 Well, just it needs to be so real and so believable, 109 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:13,908 and I have a little more experience at it. 110 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:17,036 - Is it always like this? - This is us on fire. 111 00:05:17,037 --> 00:05:18,750 Hey. 112 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,415 Do you know when you're gonna tell Dickie? 113 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:26,170 I just wanna get through opening night, 114 00:05:26,171 --> 00:05:28,297 and then I'm gonna tell him right afterwards. 115 00:05:28,298 --> 00:05:29,466 Oh, yay! 116 00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:32,301 That was a weird thing to fist bump on. 117 00:05:32,302 --> 00:05:35,138 Yeah, it was odd. Oh! 118 00:05:35,139 --> 00:05:37,306 Dickie showed me something 119 00:05:37,307 --> 00:05:40,601 when he came to visit me after my arrest. I have it. 120 00:05:40,602 --> 00:05:43,479 You know what? I-I think we should lose all your lines on card nine. 121 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,065 I mean, if we want Donna to confess before curtain, 122 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:48,401 we need cuts. And you tend to milk your stuff. 123 00:05:48,402 --> 00:05:50,736 Me? Milk my stuff? 124 00:05:50,737 --> 00:05:52,488 Oh, that's right. That's what I do. Yup. 125 00:05:52,489 --> 00:05:54,699 I milk everything. Oh, look at me. 126 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:55,950 Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow! 127 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:58,287 Milk, milk, milk! Oh, look at all the milk I'm getting... 128 00:05:59,288 --> 00:06:00,746 Okay. You got a point. 129 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:03,083 Dickie was worried that this might implicate me, but... 130 00:06:05,377 --> 00:06:08,296 Might this tie Donna to the push? 131 00:06:11,967 --> 00:06:14,427 What? Did I do good? 132 00:06:20,435 --> 00:06:25,435 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 133 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:09,982 Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 134 00:07:09,983 --> 00:07:12,860 Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 135 00:07:12,861 --> 00:07:15,863 - Howard, what are you doing? - I know it doesn't make a lot of sense, 136 00:07:15,864 --> 00:07:18,825 but I think we could use all the help we can get tonight. 137 00:07:18,826 --> 00:07:21,160 Okay. Happy opening! 138 00:07:21,161 --> 00:07:23,204 We welcome you. We welcome you. 139 00:07:23,205 --> 00:07:25,040 We welcome you. We welcome you... 140 00:07:34,049 --> 00:07:35,049 Hm... 141 00:07:46,173 --> 00:07:47,423 Hi! Sorry to interrupt. 142 00:07:47,424 --> 00:07:50,593 Donna, someone was looking for you. They wanted me to give you this. 143 00:07:50,594 --> 00:07:52,303 Aw... 144 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:55,182 - That dress! - Thanks. 145 00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:01,604 I have to go, honey, but first... 146 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:03,606 One on your lips. 147 00:08:03,607 --> 00:08:05,399 Mm... mwah. 148 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,736 And one on your heart. 149 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,613 - It's a thing we do. - It's so sweet. 150 00:08:10,614 --> 00:08:12,823 I'm gonna go before it gets any sweeter. 151 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:14,700 Oh. 152 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,913 Make sure you get on that line. 153 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:20,665 Should you powder? Shiny. 154 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,127 Attention. Ten minutes to places. 155 00:08:25,128 --> 00:08:26,505 Ten minutes to places. 156 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:33,511 Surprised to see us, aren't you? 157 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:36,055 You're a little short of breath, Donna. 158 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:39,433 You must be really excited to see that review. 159 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:42,395 Just like last time. That's right. 160 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:45,356 We know you got Maxine's pan. 161 00:08:45,357 --> 00:08:47,275 The worst review in the history of theater. 162 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,818 A complete bloodletting. 163 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,987 It said you should never be near a Broadway stage 164 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,280 - as a director... - W-We get it. 165 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:53,906 - Okay, sorry. - Jesus. 166 00:08:53,907 --> 00:08:55,199 Say, Donna. 167 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,786 Could we interest you in something to eat? Maybe... 168 00:08:58,787 --> 00:08:59,996 a cookie? 169 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,956 Hm. She doesn't want them. 170 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:04,208 That's odd. It's not like they're poisoned. 171 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,795 Jesus Christ, this is painful. 172 00:09:07,796 --> 00:09:09,922 You think I poisoned Ben, right? 173 00:09:09,923 --> 00:09:10,965 That's what this is about? Great. 174 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,510 Let's jump ahead. I did it. 175 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:17,931 The fuck did I write all these cards for? 176 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:24,937 Just to be clear, when you say you did it, you mean... 177 00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,314 Poisoned Ben. 178 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,773 And when you say you poisoned Ben... 179 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:29,850 Can we please focus on what's important? 180 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:31,193 Getting ready for opening night! 181 00:09:31,194 --> 00:09:32,445 Where is it? 182 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,741 The hidden mic you're using for your podcast. Is it... 183 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:38,117 Under the cookies. It's under the cookies, isn't it? 184 00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:40,202 Hm, that would've been clever, but it's... 185 00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:41,872 Right here. 186 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,541 Hi. 187 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:47,126 Oh. 188 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:50,630 Maxine's review would've killed the show. 189 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,049 So I bought us some time. I wasn't trying to kill Ben. 190 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,009 I just wanted to knock him on his ass. 191 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,220 Of course, it's hard to know the exact 192 00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,306 non-lethal amount of rat poison to give a man. 193 00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:03,477 How many rats is one Ben Glenroy? 194 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,772 Anyway, now you're sitting on a hit musical, Oliver. 195 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,274 - You're fucking welcome. - I wish it was that simple, 196 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:14,070 Donna, but see, you didn't just buy the show time. 197 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,614 You pushed Ben to his death. 198 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:19,283 I did not push him anywhere. 199 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:21,327 Nice try, but we have this. 200 00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:25,623 The hanky that was in Ben's hand on the elevator floor, 201 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,584 snatched from you as he fell. 202 00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:32,130 The blood has dried to a dark brown, but this... 203 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,841 lipstick stain. 204 00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:37,593 Well, looky here. 205 00:10:37,594 --> 00:10:40,264 An exact match to your shade. 206 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:45,936 Well, shit. 207 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:48,480 You idiots actually got me. 208 00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:52,693 I pushed Ben. 209 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:57,281 I couldn't risk him performing the next night and... 210 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,367 and ruining our show. 211 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,455 I killed Ben Glenroy. 212 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,084 - Did you get that? - Shit. No, I got distracted. 213 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,669 Sorry. What happened? 214 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,045 Can she say it again? 215 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,505 Yes, I got it. 216 00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:16,216 Jeez. 217 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,968 We never get such a straightforward confession. 218 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:22,055 Usually it's more roundabout and confusing. Mabel, you did it! 219 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,224 Yeah. I'm amazing. 220 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,518 Five minutes to curtain, people. 221 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,938 May I ask one favor? 222 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,358 Don't call the police yet. 223 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:36,444 I'll turn myself in 224 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,405 after the curtain falls. 225 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,700 It's my son's first Broadway show. 226 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,583 I'm a woman with stage four lung cancer. 227 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,044 I'm not a flight risk. 228 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,505 And there are no more famous actors here I can kill. 229 00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:58,799 - No offense, Charles. - Lots taken. 230 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,052 I gave you a shot, Oliver. 231 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,639 I gave you a shot when no one else would. 232 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,809 Can you please give me this? 233 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,026 Say it again. 234 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:20,280 In case the... coat stand didn't get the audio. 235 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,994 I did it. 236 00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:28,956 I killed Ben Glenroy. 237 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:34,001 Guys! Hello?! Anyone! 238 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,215 Oliver, we have a big fucking problem. 239 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,009 - Your cardio conditioning? - Yes! That is a big fucking problem, 240 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,637 but that is not this big fucking problem. 241 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,889 It's Jonathan. He can't go on. 242 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,225 He's taken a bunch of pills and he is completely out of it. 243 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,978 - The leading man cocktail. - Sweet Jesus! 244 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,688 Why are you a coat stand? 245 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,399 Howard, Jonathan has got to go on! 246 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,443 Who's gonna replace our leading man on five minutes' notice?! 247 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:00,861 I don't know. 248 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,489 But we'll need someone who knows his every line. 249 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,449 Someone who's studied his every gesture, 250 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,742 his every intonation. 251 00:13:06,743 --> 00:13:09,580 Someone who never sought the spotlight 252 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,833 but is willing to accept the weight of the detective's hat. 253 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,630 Howard, are you saying what I think you're saying? 254 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,011 Uh-huh... 255 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,680 Thank you. 256 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,398 One of you smells. 257 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,608 - It's me. - It's him. 258 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,151 I hate theater. 259 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,863 I'm just here because I'm so fucking supportive. 260 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,615 Do you think someone will die again? 261 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,617 Oliver's career might die again. 262 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,120 Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick. 263 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,937 ♪ At the edge of the world ♪ 264 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,939 ♪ In the dead of the night ♪ 265 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,901 ♪ A lighthouse looms over the ocean ♪ 266 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,945 ♪ And a body lies curled ♪ 267 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,738 ♪ Such a sinister sight ♪ 268 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,990 ♪ Guts and gore on the shore ♪ 269 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:29,659 ♪ Nova Scotian ♪ 270 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,161 ♪ Was that a blood-curdling cry ♪ 271 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,581 ♪ Or the innocent sigh of a child? ♪ 272 00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:38,125 ♪ Well, it rattles your soul ♪ 273 00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,919 ♪ As the dark takes control ♪ 274 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,506 ♪ It's enough to drive you wild ♪ 275 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,091 ♪ When you're a... ♪ 276 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,135 ♪ Creature of the night ♪ 277 00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:50,346 ♪ All alone in the black ♪ 278 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,557 ♪ Feel your sanity crack ♪ 279 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,184 ♪ A creature of the night ♪ 280 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,144 Broadway's first quadruple threat. 281 00:14:57,145 --> 00:15:00,606 Can't sing, dance, direct, or act. 282 00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:01,983 You're a lot of fun. 283 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,236 ♪ You creature of the night! ♪ 284 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:11,117 ♪ In this eerie old lighthouse thrashed by the tide ♪ 285 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,912 ♪ Live triplets whose mother suspiciously died ♪ 286 00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,706 ♪ And suspects uncanny ♪ 287 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,499 ♪ A constable, a nanny ♪ 288 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,128 ♪ Do they all have secrets to hide? ♪ 289 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,840 - Hey. - Hey. 290 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,426 This is a recording of Donna's confession. 291 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,572 I gotta say, I'm really glad that you worked things out 292 00:15:30,573 --> 00:15:31,673 with your old guys. 293 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,514 'Cause Only Murders is so... 294 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,641 - Don't say cute. - That's not what I was gonna say. 295 00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,436 Your podcast is not cute. 296 00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:41,105 However, you are very, very cute. 297 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,358 ♪ In the side that you hide from the light ♪ 298 00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,944 ♪ Are you a creature... ♪ 299 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,405 ♪ Of... the night? ♪ 300 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,825 - ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪ - ♪ A creature of the night ♪ 301 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,787 - ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪ - ♪ A creature of the night... ♪ 302 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:59,248 ♪ A body lies curled ♪ 303 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,668 ♪ A creature of the night! ♪ 304 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,754 Who goes there? 305 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,677 You're not getting all soft on me, are you? 306 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,763 Never. No, I'm the last of a dying breed of man. 307 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,308 One that refuses to emote or express his feelings. 308 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,269 Me and Liam Neeson, I'm pretty sure we're the only two left. 309 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,939 But, I mean, theoretically, if I was that kind of guy... 310 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,149 - Oh God. - Maybe I would say that, 311 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,652 I really like you. 312 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,570 Way more than I like other people. 313 00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:34,868 And I might tell you that I was just offered an indie film in LA 314 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,828 and I would tell you that every part of me 315 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,415 wants to ask if you wanna come with me. 316 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,126 I mean, you're always talking about... 317 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,296 feeling stuck and lost. 318 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,590 This could be different. 319 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,509 - Tobert... - Wait. You know what? 320 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,345 Just think about it. 321 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,389 That okay? 322 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,642 - Okay. - Okay. 323 00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,019 And... 324 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,438 thanks for not talking about your feelings. 325 00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,857 - Never. - God, that was incredible! 326 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,610 I feel 58 again! Ugh! 327 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,572 - I gotta go see this. Are you? Okay. - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 328 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,450 ♪ I will weather each storm ♪ 329 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,328 ♪ Standing by till ♪ 330 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:23,291 ♪ Safe you return from the night... ♪ 331 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,377 ♪ ... Night ... night ♪ 332 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,172 ♪ My love is a lighthouse ♪ 333 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,761 ♪ So, darling ♪ 334 00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:38,055 ♪ My darling ♪ 335 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:42,019 ♪ Look for the light... ♪ 336 00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:48,483 ♪ The light... ♪ 337 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,382 Loretta, that was... 338 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,051 That was extremely moving. 339 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,094 Thank you, Dickie. 340 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,806 I need to tell you something. 341 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,520 When I was young... 342 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,981 ... er , 343 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,567 I made a decision. 344 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,737 The sort of decision that you can only make 345 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,198 when you're too young to make it. 346 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,202 And I... 347 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,872 I've... spent... 348 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,792 the rest of my life wondering... 349 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,002 I knew it. 350 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,879 I... 351 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,006 My God, I knew it. 352 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,883 I felt like I was going crazy. 353 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,052 I feel like I've known since I saw you at that first read-through. 354 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,887 It's like... 355 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,892 like you were calling to me. 356 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,770 Like the lighthouse. 357 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,729 Like... 358 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,940 I can't explain it 359 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,609 any more than I can explain the plot of this musical. 360 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,946 But, I just... I knew. 361 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,531 You knew? 362 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,993 Well then, you must also know that... 363 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,370 all these years, you know, 364 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,540 even before I-I met you 365 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,668 and got to know you, 366 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,547 th-there's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you. 367 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,549 There's nothing. 368 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,891 A move that means the killer might just... 369 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,767 There's something fishy in the kitchen. 370 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,686 Something suspect in the foundation. 371 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,438 But at least we can agree that the nursery 372 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,315 is tertiary in this investigation. 373 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,776 Detective, don't be daft. Stop searching in the shaft. 374 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,613 The only man strong enough to lift the body to the rock 375 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,324 would have to reach quite high. 376 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,826 That would be the boatsman, who doesn't reach my thigh! 377 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,002 Oh! Jonathan! Hey, have you seen Cliff? 378 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,504 Hm... 379 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,797 - Cliff is... - Mm-hm. 380 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,221 ♪ Or coochie-coochie-coo ♪ 381 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,432 ♪ What if none of it is true? ♪ 382 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,769 ♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪ 383 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,854 ♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪ 384 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,816 ♪ What if none of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 385 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,737 ♪ Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it ♪ 386 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,822 ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪ 387 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,741 ♪ Well! I! ♪ 388 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,202 ♪ Pick! You! ♪ 389 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,931 When I was a kid, I'd watch my mom's shows from up here. 390 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,016 It was quiet. 391 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,519 I didn't wanna be in the way. 392 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,481 I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and 393 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,025 swing 'em around like I was the conductor. 394 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,112 Your mom confessed to killing Ben. 395 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,491 I know. She just told me. 396 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,993 But it wasn't her. 397 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,164 One on the lips... 398 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,333 and one on the heart. 399 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,130 She did the exact same thing before leaving Oliver's party. 400 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,712 Didn't she? 401 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,633 You had her handkerchief, 402 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,511 and it was you at the elevator with Ben. 403 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,264 Wha... Rat poison? 404 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,643 Are you sure? 405 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,731 Uh, no, Doc, I-I trust you, but... 406 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,109 Thanks. 407 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,488 You're still here! 408 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,741 Which could also be the theme of the night. 409 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,660 You left to take a call, like, half an hour ago. 410 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,997 Yeah, it was m... It was my doctor. Guy likes to talk. 411 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,291 Mostly about his niece, 412 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,792 who he wants me to help try get into Dartmouth, 413 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,462 despite having a 2.8 GPA and no extracurriculars. 414 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,465 - As if! - I know. 415 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,594 Quite a night. 416 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,847 You okay? 417 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,640 Yeah, I'm fine. 418 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,060 No. 419 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,604 My hospital labs came back. 420 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,023 Doctor said I-I ingested rat poison. 421 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,566 Oh, my God! That's nasty! 422 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,693 Yeah, and get this. The other they shit found in me, 423 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,696 my HGH, uppers, and that microdose of Viagra, 424 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,323 they probably saved my ass. 425 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,701 But how the fuck did I ingest rat poison? 426 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,204 I was fasting. 427 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,333 That cookie. 428 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,836 - What? - That's all I-I ate. 429 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,796 One fucking Schmackary. 430 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,172 Wait a minute. 431 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,592 You brought those to the theater, didn't you? 432 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,303 Me? N -No, the cookies were from Mom. 433 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:13,225 I was in charge of getting everyone a really nice pen from Tiffany. 434 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,232 Hold, wait, y-your mom brought the cookies? 435 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,402 I talked to her right before curtain. 436 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,405 She said to me... What did she say? 437 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,784 "Just go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben." 438 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,786 So I did. 439 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,164 And there, just waiting for me, 440 00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,166 asking to be eaten... 441 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,757 What are you doing? 442 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,969 Nothing, darling. Just producing. 443 00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:50,596 Have you seen the review yet? 444 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,764 No, but I'm sure it's a rave. 445 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,268 Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me. 446 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,771 She would never hurt someone. 447 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,566 I mean, maybe she was protecting me. It's what she does. 448 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,069 But why? I'm a fucking star! 449 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,404 Unless she thought I sucked. 450 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,575 Oh, my God, she thought I sucked! 451 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,286 She thought I-I was ruining her boy's play. 452 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,413 Her real star! 453 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,333 And so, she tried to murder me? 454 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,460 Fucker balls! 455 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,212 I'm telling the cops. 456 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:27,340 She's going away for a long time, boy. 457 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,802 It's Cliff. Not "boy." 458 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,590 Sure. How do you call the cops? 459 00:24:33,591 --> 00:24:35,014 Do y... What, do you just Google "cops"? 460 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,017 I'm more than just Donna's boy. 461 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,727 I'm my own person, 462 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,105 with my own thoughts and ideas. 463 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,774 Like I told her you weren't right for the part. 464 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,567 She should have listened. 465 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,445 I said you were a superhero hack 466 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,656 who had no business on Broadway. 467 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,199 That you were a stinker. 468 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,576 A phony. 469 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,412 What did you call me? 470 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,206 A phony. 471 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,750 Take it back. 472 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,126 Phony. 473 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,589 It's been a long night. 474 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,009 I'd watch yourself right now. Boy. 475 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,095 Call me that one more time. 476 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,389 I'm right, aren't I? 477 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,227 Back away! 478 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,689 Take one step toward me, I'll throw myself down there! 479 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,440 I'll make this a real shit show! 480 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,371 ♪ A nanny's only duty is to the children ♪ 481 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,586 ♪ To keep them swaddled in the safety of her care ♪ 482 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,380 ♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪ 483 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,175 ♪ She would fight and she would kill ♪ 484 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,597 ♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoked ♪ 485 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,349 ♪ And you just woke up 486 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,894 ♪ Mama bear ♪ 487 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,814 It was just an accident. I-I didn't mean to... 488 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,816 Cliff. You can justify it, 489 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:12,528 say it was for your mom or that it was an accident or... 490 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,113 I didn't mean to. 491 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,823 Ben should be on that stage right now. 492 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,534 This should be his moment. 493 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,122 What? 494 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,541 ♪ A nanny keeps her patience under pressure ♪ 495 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,293 ♪ You'll never stop me, Nanny ♪ 496 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,629 ♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪ 497 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,089 This can't be! 498 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,674 - You're dead! - Cliff, what's going on? 499 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,053 ♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪ 500 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,263 ♪ I'm gonna get those kids ♪ 501 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,893 ♪ Then, you'll have to go through me ♪ 502 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,521 I can't let my mom take the fall. 503 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,565 I did this. 504 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,984 I killed Ben... No! 505 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,236 I killed Ben. 506 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,154 - It's okay... - No, don't! 507 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,239 I will jump! 508 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,824 ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 509 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,118 - ♪ I'd give my life completely ♪ - No! Cliff, what are you doing?! 510 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,204 ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 511 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,789 ♪ To Hell and back, I'd go ♪ 512 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,207 Cliff, stop! 513 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,458 No, don't! 514 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,168 I'll do it! I'll really do it! 515 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,004 Someone help! 516 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,382 Is someone in my rafters? 517 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,968 Didn't the constable die, like, three scenes ago? 518 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,930 Yeah, but that is exactly the way a Nova Scotian constable would run. 519 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,390 Oh... 520 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,560 I knew it! It was you all along! You're the killer! 521 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,563 I'm not just the killer. I'm the father! 522 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,439 Oh... fuck. 523 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,024 - That's right! - Those kids are mine. 524 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,068 And you can't stand in the way! 525 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,028 Over my dead body. 526 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,907 ♪ Till my last breath I'd take ♪ 527 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,368 ♪ I'll stay steadfast for the sake ♪ 528 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,203 ♪ Of a child ♪ 529 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,623 ♪ You never will defeat me ♪ 530 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,166 ♪ For a child ♪ 531 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,961 ♪ To death, I'd dare to go ♪ 532 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,425 - God, that's a lot of stairs. - Stay back! 533 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,970 - Cliff! What are you doing? - Keep him away! 534 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,180 ♪ For the sake ♪ 535 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,310 Hope you like kissing mommy between prison bars. 536 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:10,271 Actually, you might. Boy. 537 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,857 - ♪ For the sake ♪ - ♪ For the sake ♪ 538 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,650 - ♪ For the sake ♪ - ♪ For the sake ♪ 539 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,485 - ♪ For the sake ♪ - ♪ For the sake ♪ 540 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:20,449 ♪ For the sake... ♪ 541 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,263 For the sake of a child. 542 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,895 Oh, my God! 543 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,188 Please, give me your hand! 544 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,485 Cliff! Jesus! 545 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,367 Okay. 546 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,830 - That's a lot of stairs! - Right? 547 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,583 - Stay back! - Oh jeez! 548 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,669 I'm not going to prison! 549 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,712 Oliver, can I ask you, 550 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,882 were the Mermen in Splash this high when they fell? 551 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,592 No, I think you're a bit higher, son. 552 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,720 Ah... And was it painless? 553 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:25,721 Oh no, no. 554 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,724 You have never heard Mermen scream like that. 555 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,394 Tell my mother I'm sorry. 556 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,271 Tell her I love her. 557 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,274 Tell her to throw away the box under my bed without opening it. 558 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,151 Please insist on that. 559 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,205 It was an accident, Mom. I swear. 560 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,457 It's okay, honey. I've got you. 561 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,419 Close the curtain! 562 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,466 This is the strangest fucking play I've ever seen. 563 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:06,722 I was the original director. My version was stranger. 564 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,640 I'm so glad I'm not in this. 565 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,737 I love you, Mommy. 566 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,869 Curtain call! Everyone down here for curtain call! 567 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,079 - Curtain call! Oh! - Alright, let's go. 568 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,791 Come on. Come on. 569 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,310 Bow! 570 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,628 I have Maxine's review! 571 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,756 Okay. Uh... 572 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,009 "To say I had my doubts about Death Rattle Dazzle 573 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,638 would be an understatement, but... " 574 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,806 Hang on. 575 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:35,059 It's making me subscribe if I wanna read the rest. 576 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,060 Really? 577 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,104 I thought I had, like, four articles left. 578 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,356 - Does anyone have a credit card? - For the love of God. 579 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,069 Okay. "But, it turns out, 580 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,155 under Oliver Putnam's bold direction... " 581 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,366 - Yes! - "... even the offstage antics 582 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:53,369 add to the Putnam-inspired insanity. 583 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:57,164 And this dusty old chestnut has been Botoxed, bedazzled, 584 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,666 and brought back to life!" 585 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,839 - Congratulations, everybody! I did it! - Yeah! 586 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,676 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 587 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,928 - Mwah. Oh, Jesus. - I'm so glad. 588 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,848 The opening night of my dreams 589 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,558 with the girl of my dreams. 590 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,893 And here we are again. 591 00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:20,105 - At the piano. - At the piano. 592 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,858 Thank you. 593 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,902 No, thank you. 594 00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:27,154 Lucky Durkin. 595 00:32:31,809 --> 00:32:32,868 Hey. 596 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:36,203 Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans: Family Burn Unit. 597 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,623 They say they're willing to wait for you. 598 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,583 I'm not sure we take it though. There's also interest in you 599 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,168 to play the lead in Hedda Gobbler. 600 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,503 Oh, my God. 601 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,298 The animated feature, the one about the turkeys. 602 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,759 I gotta take this. Yeah, it's Dickie. 603 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,598 - Wow. Y... you've got heat. - Yeah! 604 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:02,356 I'm not sure I wanna take either one of those jobs though. 605 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,777 Because it might mean leaving here. 606 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,447 - It would also mean following your dream. - Hm. 607 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,034 And a fresh start with your son. 608 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,454 - Yeah. - And I like LA. 609 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,374 In small... 610 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,084 doses. 611 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,627 Ugh. Fucking hell. 612 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,129 Get a room. 613 00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:31,050 Oh, look at that. It's California red. 614 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,219 Speaking of which, have you done any California dreaming 615 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,720 since we talked earlier? 616 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,515 I have... 617 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,268 - lots of dreams. - Do you now? 618 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,811 Meaning? 619 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,317 Okay, you're right. 620 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,821 I do need to get unstuck. 621 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,951 But, the stuff that I need to unstick is here. 622 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,203 - In New York. - Yeah. 623 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:02,331 Well, I thought that might be where this was headed. It's okay. 624 00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:05,626 But I could come visit. I like LA. 625 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,337 In... small doses. 626 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,632 Yeah, me, too. 627 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,346 Pick again. No, you did it! 628 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,682 Los Angeles. A city so nice, 629 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,851 they named it Los Angeles. 630 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,896 - So, everyone's going there. - But, in the Big Apple we remain. 631 00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,189 Maybe we could dig up a cold case or something. 632 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,151 I got a cold case for ya! 633 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,860 Sazz! 634 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,737 Where do I put it, huh? 635 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,447 - There you go. - How'd you get in here? 636 00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,240 Who knows? Have I made copies of all your keys? 637 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,701 Like I said, who... knows? 638 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,578 Okay, okay. Photo op. 639 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,413 - Photo op. I love these. Alright. - Oh yeah. 640 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,249 - Look at that. - Hey, listen, um, 641 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,752 I got something I need to talk to you about when you get a sec, huh? 642 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,295 - It's a little sensitive. - Yeah, sure. 643 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,131 Hey! Well, since we're celebrating, I'm gonna go upstairs, 644 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,174 and I'm gonna get a bottle of 645 00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:57,386 1966 Argentinian Malbec I've been saving. 646 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,472 Malbecita del Cielo. 647 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:02,725 Only five bottles were made that year because the grapes were so small. 648 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,770 Oh! 649 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,647 Wow. 650 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:10,149 I just got a romantic feeler text from Joy. 651 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,734 - What? - Ooh... 652 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,819 - What'd she say? - She says, 653 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,322 "Scott Bakula says hi." 654 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,615 That's not romantic. 655 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,562 And the doctor said, "Too hot?" And he said, "No, too sweet!" 656 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,940 Has anyone seen Charles? 657 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:53,025 Didn't he go get some more wine? 658 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,580 Hey, what's taking her so long? 659 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:08,875 Sazz better not be drinking our Malbecita del Cielo without us. 660 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,711 - You know there are only five... - Five bottles in the whole world. 661 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,337 Because of the tiny grapes. 662 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,631 Yes, you've already read us the wine's biography. 663 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,508 I love the part about the soil. 664 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,635 - Isn't that fascinating? - Yeah, it's great. 665 00:36:57,758 --> 00:37:02,758 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -