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We know who murdered Ben.
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Who do you think did it?
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Donna! My beloved producer!
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The spooky sound from opening night.
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Someone was in here shredding something.
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OM God! I know what this is.
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This is Maxine's review
of my original show.
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Let's say Donna gets
her hands on the review,
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which says Ben is the
weak link of the show.
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She spots the rat poison.
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And she gets the idea to poison Ben.
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Go to your dressing
room. Be nice to Ben.
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I'm fasting until after the show.
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Help me...
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People always like to ask me,
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"What is it that a producer does?"
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I like to reply, "I produce."
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And that doesn't mean I
just pay for it, though I do.
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I'm the one who gives birth to it all.
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It's what I've always wanted to do.
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It's what I've always done.
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Well, tell him if he can't write a song
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that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber,
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I'll call someone else.
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I'll call Andy fucking
Webber. That's who, Carl.
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Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now.
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I gotta go. Just get it done.
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I've won nine Tonys.
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I've given birth to 34 Broadway shows.
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But, if someone asks me
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what my favorite thing
I've ever made is.
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"Mamma Mia."
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Hands down, changed the
trajectory of my whole career.
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That's a joke. Producers can be
funny. People don't realize that.
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I'm your mommy.
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I'll protect you for
the rest of your life.
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Hey, Carl.
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Tell him the song should be called
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The Rest of Your Life.
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It's about a parent imagining
a life for their child.
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The thing no one tells
you when you first start
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is how rewarding producing can be.
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Or how dangerous.
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- Yeah, b-but I should just...
- You're all surprised to see us...
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- I know who you are... You know.
- No.
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This is so incredibly exciting!
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To be invited into the
inner sanctum like this,
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watching you three work.
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I imagine it's like being
inside that documentary,
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watching, uh, Paul
McCartney write Get Back.
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Yeah. That's why they call us
"The Rolling Stones of True Crime."
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- No, it's the...
- Beatles! I was kidding.
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- Oh, okay.
- And thank you for yesterday.
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For stopping me from pleading
guilty to Ben's murder.
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Well, we know that you were
just trying to protect Dickie,
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your... son.
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And thank you for bailing me out.
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- I paid your bail.
- Yes,
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but when they said
they didn't take Amex,
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I helped you find your Visa.
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Anything for you, mi amor.
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My pea pod.
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My little cuddlepups.
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Ew. Is this what this looks like?
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You don't call Tobert "cuddlepups"?
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I have a hard enough
time calling him Tobert.
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The documentary guy? Are you and he...
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Oh...
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- Nice!
- Thanks. I know, right?
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So, are we sure about Donna?
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On opening night, Donna got
her hands on an early review,
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and it was a pan. A massacre!
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The harshest review in the history of...
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Okay, I have had, like, six heart
attacks this season, Charles.
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Can we move past the shitty
review and just recap what we know?
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Okay, so Donna can't
let her son's first show
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be a bomb, due to Ben.
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So, she shreds the review,
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finds the rat poison,
makes a poisonous cookie,
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and gives it to him.
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A cookie she knows that he can't resist
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due to his deep-seated eating disorder.
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And, in fact, it was my
unhealthy relationship to dips
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that helped us to crack it.
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Leave me alone! I'm happy.
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I'll get help.
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But, the poison didn't kill Ben,
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so Donna takes things a step further.
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She pushes him down the elevator
shaft at Oliver's afterparty.
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Admittedly, it's a pretty
drastic step for her.
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- She had to have been...
- Sick.
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She's...
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sick.
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And if she only has a
limited amount of time
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to ensure her son's future, I tell you,
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a mother will do almost anything.
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It's good, but it's thin.
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We don't have anything
tying Donna to the push.
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We need a confession on tape.
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I-It's what we do.
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And on opening night.
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Okay, let's go over the plan.
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Let's start with the bouquet of flowers.
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- Can we tweak these?
- Yeah. I did these really fast.
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The Oliver lines on card three,
I think I should take them.
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- You don't think I can say those?
- Oh no, you could,
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- but I think I could do more with it.
- In what way? How could you do more?
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Well, just it needs to be
so real and so believable,
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and I have a little
more experience at it.
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- Is it always like this?
- This is us on fire.
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Hey.
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Do you know when you're
gonna tell Dickie?
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I just wanna get through opening night,
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and then I'm gonna tell
him right afterwards.
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Oh, yay!
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That was a weird thing to fist bump on.
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Yeah, it was odd. Oh!
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Dickie showed me something
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when he came to visit me
after my arrest. I have it.
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You know what? I-I think we should
lose all your lines on card nine.
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I mean, if we want Donna
to confess before curtain,
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we need cuts. And you
tend to milk your stuff.
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Me? Milk my stuff?
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Oh, that's right. That's what I do. Yup.
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I milk everything. Oh, look at me.
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Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow!
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Milk, milk, milk! Oh, look
at all the milk I'm getting...
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Okay. You got a point.
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Dickie was worried that this
might implicate me, but...
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Might this tie Donna to the push?
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What? Did I do good?
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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Help us, Gideon. Help us,
Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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- Howard, what are you doing?
- I know it doesn't make a lot of sense,
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but I think we could use all
the help we can get tonight.
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Okay. Happy opening!
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We welcome you. We welcome you.
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We welcome you. We welcome you...
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Hm...
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Hi! Sorry to interrupt.
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Donna, someone was looking for you.
They wanted me to give you this.
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Aw...
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- That dress!
- Thanks.
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I have to go, honey, but first...
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One on your lips.
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Mm... mwah.
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And one on your heart.
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- It's a thing we do.
- It's so sweet.
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I'm gonna go before it gets any sweeter.
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Oh.
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Make sure you get on that line.
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Should you powder? Shiny.
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Attention. Ten minutes to places.
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Ten minutes to places.
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Surprised to see us, aren't you?
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You're a little short of breath, Donna.
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You must be really
excited to see that review.
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Just like last time. That's right.
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We know you got Maxine's pan.
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The worst review in
the history of theater.
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A complete bloodletting.
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It said you should never
be near a Broadway stage
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- as a director...
- W-We get it.
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- Okay, sorry.
- Jesus.
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Say, Donna.
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Could we interest you in
something to eat? Maybe...
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a cookie?
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Hm. She doesn't want them.
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That's odd. It's not
like they're poisoned.
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Jesus Christ, this is painful.
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You think I poisoned Ben, right?
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That's what this is about? Great.
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Let's jump ahead. I did it.
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The fuck did I write
all these cards for?
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Just to be clear, when you
say you did it, you mean...
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Poisoned Ben.
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And when you say you poisoned Ben...
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Can we please focus on what's important?
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Getting ready for opening night!
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Where is it?
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The hidden mic you're using
for your podcast. Is it...
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Under the cookies. It's
under the cookies, isn't it?
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Hm, that would've been
clever, but it's...
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Right here.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Maxine's review
would've killed the show.
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So I bought us some time.
I wasn't trying to kill Ben.
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I just wanted to knock him on his ass.
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Of course, it's hard to know the exact
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non-lethal amount of
rat poison to give a man.
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How many rats is one Ben Glenroy?
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Anyway, now you're sitting
on a hit musical, Oliver.
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- You're fucking welcome.
- I wish it was that simple,
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Donna, but see, you didn't
just buy the show time.
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You pushed Ben to his death.
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I did not push him anywhere.
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Nice try, but we have this.
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The hanky that was in Ben's
hand on the elevator floor,
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snatched from you as he fell.
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The blood has dried to
a dark brown, but this...
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lipstick stain.
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Well, looky here.
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An exact match to your shade.
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Well, shit.
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You idiots actually got me.
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I pushed Ben.
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I couldn't risk him performing
the next night and...
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and ruining our show.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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- Did you get that?
- Shit. No, I got distracted.
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Sorry. What happened?
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Can she say it again?
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Yes, I got it.
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Jeez.
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We never get such a
straightforward confession.
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Usually it's more roundabout
and confusing. Mabel, you did it!
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Yeah. I'm amazing.
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Five minutes to curtain, people.
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May I ask one favor?
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Don't call the police yet.
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I'll turn myself in
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after the curtain falls.
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It's my son's first Broadway show.
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I'm a woman with stage four lung cancer.
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I'm not a flight risk.
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And there are no more famous
actors here I can kill.
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- No offense, Charles.
- Lots taken.
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I gave you a shot, Oliver.
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I gave you a shot
when no one else would.
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Can you please give me this?
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Say it again.
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In case the... coat stand
didn't get the audio.
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I did it.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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Guys! Hello?! Anyone!
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Oliver, we have a big fucking problem.
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- Your cardio conditioning?
- Yes! That is a big fucking problem,
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but that is not this
big fucking problem.
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It's Jonathan. He can't go on.
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He's taken a bunch of pills
and he is completely out of it.
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- The leading man cocktail.
- Sweet Jesus!
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Why are you a coat stand?
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Howard, Jonathan has got to go on!
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Who's gonna replace our leading
man on five minutes' notice?!
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I don't know.
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But we'll need someone
who knows his every line.
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Someone who's studied his every gesture,
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his every intonation.
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Someone who never sought the spotlight
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but is willing to accept the
weight of the detective's hat.
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Howard, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
254
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Uh-huh...
255
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Thank you.
256
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One of you smells.
257
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- It's me.
- It's him.
258
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I hate theater.
259
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,863
I'm just here because
I'm so fucking supportive.
260
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,615
Do you think someone will die again?
261
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,617
Oliver's career might die again.
262
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,120
Ooh, I like the way you
think, Matthew Broderick.
263
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♪ At the edge of the world ♪
264
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,939
♪ In the dead of the night ♪
265
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,901
♪ A lighthouse looms over the ocean ♪
266
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♪ And a body lies curled ♪
267
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,738
♪ Such a sinister sight ♪
268
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,990
♪ Guts and gore on the shore ♪
269
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♪ Nova Scotian ♪
270
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,161
♪ Was that a blood-curdling cry ♪
271
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,581
♪ Or the innocent sigh of a child? ♪
272
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:38,125
♪ Well, it rattles your soul ♪
273
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,919
♪ As the dark takes control ♪
274
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♪ It's enough to drive you wild ♪
275
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♪ When you're a... ♪
276
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♪ Creature of the night ♪
277
00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:50,346
♪ All alone in the black ♪
278
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,557
♪ Feel your sanity crack ♪
279
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♪ A creature of the night ♪
280
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Broadway's first quadruple threat.
281
00:14:57,145 --> 00:15:00,606
Can't sing, dance, direct, or act.
282
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You're a lot of fun.
283
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,236
♪ You creature of the night! ♪
284
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:11,117
♪ In this eerie old lighthouse
thrashed by the tide ♪
285
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,912
♪ Live triplets whose
mother suspiciously died ♪
286
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,706
♪ And suspects uncanny ♪
287
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,499
♪ A constable, a nanny ♪
288
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,128
♪ Do they all have secrets to hide? ♪
289
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,840
- Hey.
- Hey.
290
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,426
This is a recording
of Donna's confession.
291
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,572
I gotta say, I'm really glad
that you worked things out
292
00:15:30,573 --> 00:15:31,673
with your old guys.
293
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,514
'Cause Only Murders is so...
294
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,641
- Don't say cute.
- That's not what I was gonna say.
295
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,436
Your podcast is not cute.
296
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:41,105
However, you are very, very cute.
297
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,358
♪ In the side that you
hide from the light ♪
298
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,944
♪ Are you a creature... ♪
299
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,405
♪ Of... the night? ♪
300
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,825
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night ♪
301
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,787
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night... ♪
302
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:59,248
♪ A body lies curled ♪
303
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,668
♪ A creature of the night! ♪
304
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,754
Who goes there?
305
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,677
You're not getting all
soft on me, are you?
306
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,763
Never. No, I'm the last
of a dying breed of man.
307
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,308
One that refuses to emote
or express his feelings.
308
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,269
Me and Liam Neeson, I'm pretty
sure we're the only two left.
309
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,939
But, I mean, theoretically,
if I was that kind of guy...
310
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,149
- Oh God.
- Maybe I would say that,
311
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,652
I really like you.
312
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,570
Way more than I like other people.
313
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:34,868
And I might tell you that I was
just offered an indie film in LA
314
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,828
and I would tell you
that every part of me
315
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,415
wants to ask if you wanna come with me.
316
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,126
I mean, you're always talking about...
317
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,296
feeling stuck and lost.
318
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,590
This could be different.
319
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,509
- Tobert...
- Wait. You know what?
320
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,345
Just think about it.
321
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,389
That okay?
322
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,642
- Okay.
- Okay.
323
00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,019
And...
324
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,438
thanks for not talking
about your feelings.
325
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,857
- Never.
- God, that was incredible!
326
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,610
I feel 58 again! Ugh!
327
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,572
- I gotta go see this. Are you? Okay.
- Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
328
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,450
♪ I will weather each storm ♪
329
00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,328
♪ Standing by till ♪
330
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:23,291
♪ Safe you return from the night... ♪
331
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,377
♪ ... Night ... night ♪
332
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,172
♪ My love is a lighthouse ♪
333
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,761
♪ So, darling ♪
334
00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:38,055
♪ My darling ♪
335
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:42,019
♪ Look for the light... ♪
336
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:48,483
♪ The light... ♪
337
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,382
Loretta, that was...
338
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,051
That was extremely moving.
339
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,094
Thank you, Dickie.
340
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,806
I need to tell you something.
341
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,520
When I was young...
342
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,981
... er ,
343
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,567
I made a decision.
344
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,737
The sort of decision
that you can only make
345
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,198
when you're too young to make it.
346
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,202
And I...
347
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,872
I've... spent...
348
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,792
the rest of my life wondering...
349
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,002
I knew it.
350
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,879
I...
351
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,006
My God, I knew it.
352
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,883
I felt like I was going crazy.
353
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,052
I feel like I've known since I
saw you at that first read-through.
354
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,887
It's like...
355
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,892
like you were calling to me.
356
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,770
Like the lighthouse.
357
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,729
Like...
358
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,940
I can't explain it
359
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,609
any more than I can explain
the plot of this musical.
360
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,946
But, I just... I knew.
361
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,531
You knew?
362
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,993
Well then, you must also know that...
363
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,370
all these years, you know,
364
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,540
even before I-I met you
365
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,668
and got to know you,
366
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,547
th-there's nothing in the
world I wouldn't do for you.
367
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,549
There's nothing.
368
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,891
A move that means the
killer might just...
369
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,767
There's something fishy in the kitchen.
370
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,686
Something suspect in the foundation.
371
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,438
But at least we can
agree that the nursery
372
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,315
is tertiary in this investigation.
373
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,776
Detective, don't be daft.
Stop searching in the shaft.
374
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,613
The only man strong enough
to lift the body to the rock
375
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,324
would have to reach quite high.
376
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,826
That would be the boatsman,
who doesn't reach my thigh!
377
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,002
Oh! Jonathan! Hey, have you seen Cliff?
378
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,504
Hm...
379
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,797
- Cliff is...
- Mm-hm.
380
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,221
♪ Or coochie-coochie-coo ♪
381
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,432
♪ What if none of it is true? ♪
382
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,769
♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪
383
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,854
♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪
384
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,816
♪ What if none of the
Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
385
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,737
♪ Who'd have had a
menacing motive and hid it ♪
386
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,822
♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
387
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,741
♪ Well! I! ♪
388
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,202
♪ Pick! You! ♪
389
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,931
When I was a kid, I'd watch
my mom's shows from up here.
390
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,016
It was quiet.
391
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,519
I didn't wanna be in the way.
392
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,481
I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and
393
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,025
swing 'em around like
I was the conductor.
394
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,112
Your mom confessed to killing Ben.
395
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,491
I know. She just told me.
396
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,993
But it wasn't her.
397
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,164
One on the lips...
398
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,333
and one on the heart.
399
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,130
She did the exact same thing
before leaving Oliver's party.
400
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,712
Didn't she?
401
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,633
You had her handkerchief,
402
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,511
and it was you at the elevator with Ben.
403
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,264
Wha... Rat poison?
404
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,643
Are you sure?
405
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,731
Uh, no, Doc, I-I trust you, but...
406
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,109
Thanks.
407
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,488
You're still here!
408
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,741
Which could also be
the theme of the night.
409
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,660
You left to take a call,
like, half an hour ago.
410
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,997
Yeah, it was m... It was my
doctor. Guy likes to talk.
411
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,291
Mostly about his niece,
412
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,792
who he wants me to help
try get into Dartmouth,
413
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,462
despite having a 2.8 GPA
and no extracurriculars.
414
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,465
- As if!
- I know.
415
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,594
Quite a night.
416
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,847
You okay?
417
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,640
Yeah, I'm fine.
418
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,060
No.
419
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,604
My hospital labs came back.
420
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,023
Doctor said I-I ingested rat poison.
421
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,566
Oh, my God! That's nasty!
422
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,693
Yeah, and get this. The
other they shit found in me,
423
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,696
my HGH, uppers, and
that microdose of Viagra,
424
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,323
they probably saved my ass.
425
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,701
But how the fuck did
I ingest rat poison?
426
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,204
I was fasting.
427
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,333
That cookie.
428
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,836
- What?
- That's all I-I ate.
429
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,796
One fucking Schmackary.
430
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,172
Wait a minute.
431
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,592
You brought those to
the theater, didn't you?
432
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,303
Me? N -No, the cookies were from Mom.
433
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:13,225
I was in charge of getting everyone
a really nice pen from Tiffany.
434
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,232
Hold, wait, y-your mom
brought the cookies?
435
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,402
I talked to her right before curtain.
436
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,405
She said to me... What did she say?
437
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,784
"Just go to your dressing
room. Be nice to Ben."
438
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,786
So I did.
439
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,164
And there, just waiting for me,
440
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,166
asking to be eaten...
441
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,757
What are you doing?
442
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,969
Nothing, darling. Just producing.
443
00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:50,596
Have you seen the review yet?
444
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,764
No, but I'm sure it's a rave.
445
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,268
Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me.
446
00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,771
She would never hurt someone.
447
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,566
I mean, maybe she was protecting
me. It's what she does.
448
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,069
But why? I'm a fucking star!
449
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,404
Unless she thought I sucked.
450
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,575
Oh, my God, she thought I sucked!
451
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,286
She thought I-I was
ruining her boy's play.
452
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,413
Her real star!
453
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,333
And so, she tried to murder me?
454
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,460
Fucker balls!
455
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,212
I'm telling the cops.
456
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:27,340
She's going away for a long time, boy.
457
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,802
It's Cliff. Not "boy."
458
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,590
Sure. How do you call the cops?
459
00:24:33,591 --> 00:24:35,014
Do y... What, do you just Google "cops"?
460
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,017
I'm more than just Donna's boy.
461
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,727
I'm my own person,
462
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,105
with my own thoughts and ideas.
463
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,774
Like I told her you
weren't right for the part.
464
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,567
She should have listened.
465
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,445
I said you were a superhero hack
466
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,656
who had no business on Broadway.
467
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,199
That you were a stinker.
468
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,576
A phony.
469
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,412
What did you call me?
470
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,206
A phony.
471
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,750
Take it back.
472
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,126
Phony.
473
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,589
It's been a long night.
474
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,009
I'd watch yourself right now. Boy.
475
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,095
Call me that one more time.
476
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,389
I'm right, aren't I?
477
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,227
Back away!
478
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,689
Take one step toward me,
I'll throw myself down there!
479
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,440
I'll make this a real shit show!
480
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,371
♪ A nanny's only duty
is to the children ♪
481
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,586
♪ To keep them swaddled
in the safety of her care ♪
482
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,380
♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪
483
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,175
♪ She would fight and she would kill ♪
484
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,597
♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoked ♪
485
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,349
♪ And you just woke up
486
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,894
♪ Mama bear ♪
487
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,814
It was just an accident.
I-I didn't mean to...
488
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,816
Cliff. You can justify it,
489
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:12,528
say it was for your mom or
that it was an accident or...
490
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,113
I didn't mean to.
491
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,823
Ben should be on that stage right now.
492
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,534
This should be his moment.
493
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,122
What?
494
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,541
♪ A nanny keeps her
patience under pressure ♪
495
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,293
♪ You'll never stop me, Nanny ♪
496
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,629
♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪
497
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,089
This can't be!
498
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,674
- You're dead!
- Cliff, what's going on?
499
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,053
♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪
500
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,263
♪ I'm gonna get those kids ♪
501
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,893
♪ Then, you'll have to go through me ♪
502
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,521
I can't let my mom take the fall.
503
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,565
I did this.
504
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,984
I killed Ben... No!
505
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,236
I killed Ben.
506
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,154
- It's okay...
- No, don't!
507
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,239
I will jump!
508
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,824
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
509
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,118
- ♪ I'd give my life completely ♪
- No! Cliff, what are you doing?!
510
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,204
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
511
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,789
♪ To Hell and back, I'd go ♪
512
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,207
Cliff, stop!
513
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,458
No, don't!
514
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,168
I'll do it! I'll really do it!
515
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,004
Someone help!
516
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,382
Is someone in my rafters?
517
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,968
Didn't the constable die,
like, three scenes ago?
518
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,930
Yeah, but that is exactly the way
a Nova Scotian constable would run.
519
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,390
Oh...
520
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,560
I knew it! It was you all
along! You're the killer!
521
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,563
I'm not just the killer. I'm the father!
522
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,439
Oh... fuck.
523
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,024
- That's right!
- Those kids are mine.
524
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,068
And you can't stand in the way!
525
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,028
Over my dead body.
526
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,907
♪ Till my last breath I'd take ♪
527
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,368
♪ I'll stay steadfast for the sake ♪
528
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,203
♪ Of a child ♪
529
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,623
♪ You never will defeat me ♪
530
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,166
♪ For a child ♪
531
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,961
♪ To death, I'd dare to go ♪
532
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,425
- God, that's a lot of stairs.
- Stay back!
533
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,970
- Cliff! What are you doing?
- Keep him away!
534
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,180
♪ For the sake ♪
535
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,310
Hope you like kissing
mommy between prison bars.
536
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:10,271
Actually, you might. Boy.
537
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,857
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
538
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,650
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
539
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,485
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
540
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:20,449
♪ For the sake... ♪
541
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,263
For the sake of a child.
542
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,895
Oh, my God!
543
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,188
Please, give me your hand!
544
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,485
Cliff! Jesus!
545
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,367
Okay.
546
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,830
- That's a lot of stairs!
- Right?
547
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,583
- Stay back!
- Oh jeez!
548
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,669
I'm not going to prison!
549
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,712
Oliver, can I ask you,
550
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,882
were the Mermen in Splash
this high when they fell?
551
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,592
No, I think you're a bit higher, son.
552
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,720
Ah... And was it painless?
553
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:25,721
Oh no, no.
554
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,724
You have never heard
Mermen scream like that.
555
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,394
Tell my mother I'm sorry.
556
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,271
Tell her I love her.
557
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,274
Tell her to throw away the box
under my bed without opening it.
558
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,151
Please insist on that.
559
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,205
It was an accident, Mom. I swear.
560
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,457
It's okay, honey. I've got you.
561
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,419
Close the curtain!
562
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,466
This is the strangest
fucking play I've ever seen.
563
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:06,722
I was the original director.
My version was stranger.
564
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,640
I'm so glad I'm not in this.
565
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,737
I love you, Mommy.
566
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,869
Curtain call! Everyone
down here for curtain call!
567
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,079
- Curtain call! Oh!
- Alright, let's go.
568
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,791
Come on. Come on.
569
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,310
Bow!
570
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,628
I have Maxine's review!
571
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,756
Okay. Uh...
572
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:27,009
"To say I had my doubts
about Death Rattle Dazzle
573
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,638
would be an understatement, but... "
574
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,806
Hang on.
575
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:35,059
It's making me subscribe
if I wanna read the rest.
576
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,060
Really?
577
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,104
I thought I had, like,
four articles left.
578
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,356
- Does anyone have a credit card?
- For the love of God.
579
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,069
Okay. "But, it turns out,
580
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,155
under Oliver Putnam's
bold direction... "
581
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,366
- Yes!
- "... even the offstage antics
582
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:53,369
add to the Putnam-inspired insanity.
583
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:57,164
And this dusty old chestnut
has been Botoxed, bedazzled,
584
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,666
and brought back to life!"
585
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,839
- Congratulations, everybody! I did it!
- Yeah!
586
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,676
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
587
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,928
- Mwah. Oh, Jesus.
- I'm so glad.
588
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,848
The opening night of my dreams
589
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,558
with the girl of my dreams.
590
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,893
And here we are again.
591
00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:20,105
- At the piano.
- At the piano.
592
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,858
Thank you.
593
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,902
No, thank you.
594
00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:27,154
Lucky Durkin.
595
00:32:31,809 --> 00:32:32,868
Hey.
596
00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:36,203
Uh, that was Grey's New
Orleans: Family Burn Unit.
597
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,623
They say they're
willing to wait for you.
598
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,583
I'm not sure we take it though.
There's also interest in you
599
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,168
to play the lead in Hedda Gobbler.
600
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,503
Oh, my God.
601
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,298
The animated feature,
the one about the turkeys.
602
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,759
I gotta take this. Yeah, it's Dickie.
603
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,598
- Wow. Y... you've got heat.
- Yeah!
604
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:02,356
I'm not sure I wanna take
either one of those jobs though.
605
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,777
Because it might mean leaving here.
606
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,447
- It would also mean following your dream.
- Hm.
607
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,034
And a fresh start with your son.
608
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,454
- Yeah.
- And I like LA.
609
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,374
In small...
610
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,084
doses.
611
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,627
Ugh. Fucking hell.
612
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,129
Get a room.
613
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:31,050
Oh, look at that. It's California red.
614
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,219
Speaking of which, have you
done any California dreaming
615
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,720
since we talked earlier?
616
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,515
I have...
617
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,268
- lots of dreams.
- Do you now?
618
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,811
Meaning?
619
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,317
Okay, you're right.
620
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,821
I do need to get unstuck.
621
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,951
But, the stuff that I
need to unstick is here.
622
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,203
- In New York.
- Yeah.
623
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:02,331
Well, I thought that might be
where this was headed. It's okay.
624
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:05,626
But I could come visit. I like LA.
625
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,337
In... small doses.
626
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,632
Yeah, me, too.
627
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,346
Pick again. No, you did it!
628
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,682
Los Angeles. A city so nice,
629
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,851
they named it Los Angeles.
630
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,896
- So, everyone's going there.
- But, in the Big Apple we remain.
631
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,189
Maybe we could dig up a
cold case or something.
632
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,151
I got a cold case for ya!
633
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,860
Sazz!
634
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,737
Where do I put it, huh?
635
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,447
- There you go.
- How'd you get in here?
636
00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,240
Who knows? Have I made
copies of all your keys?
637
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,701
Like I said, who... knows?
638
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,578
Okay, okay. Photo op.
639
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,413
- Photo op. I love these. Alright.
- Oh yeah.
640
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,249
- Look at that.
- Hey, listen, um,
641
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,752
I got something I need to talk to
you about when you get a sec, huh?
642
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,295
- It's a little sensitive.
- Yeah, sure.
643
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,131
Hey! Well, since we're
celebrating, I'm gonna go upstairs,
644
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,174
and I'm gonna get a bottle of
645
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:57,386
1966 Argentinian
Malbec I've been saving.
646
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,472
Malbecita del Cielo.
647
00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:02,725
Only five bottles were made that
year because the grapes were so small.
648
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,770
Oh!
649
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,647
Wow.
650
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:10,149
I just got a romantic
feeler text from Joy.
651
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,734
- What?
- Ooh...
652
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,819
- What'd she say?
- She says,
653
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,322
"Scott Bakula says hi."
654
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,615
That's not romantic.
655
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,562
And the doctor said, "Too hot?"
And he said, "No, too sweet!"
656
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,940
Has anyone seen Charles?
657
00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:53,025
Didn't he go get some more wine?
658
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,580
Hey, what's taking her so long?
659
00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:08,875
Sazz better not be drinking our
Malbecita del Cielo without us.
660
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,711
- You know there are only five...
- Five bottles in the whole world.
661
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,337
Because of the tiny grapes.
662
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,631
Yes, you've already read
us the wine's biography.
663
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,508
I love the part about the soil.
664
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,635
- Isn't that fascinating?
- Yeah, it's great.
665
00:36:57,758 --> 00:37:02,758
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