1 00:00:07,289 --> 00:00:08,874 Hello, I'm LESTR. 2 00:00:08,957 --> 00:00:11,418 Meet our new doorman. We named him after the dead one. 3 00:00:11,501 --> 00:00:15,130 What's happening to our sweet little murder building? 4 00:00:15,547 --> 00:00:16,840 Things are changing fast. 5 00:00:16,923 --> 00:00:18,884 You... You go, uh, talk to Lester's wife. 6 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:20,970 -Lillian loves me. -It's Lorraine. 7 00:00:21,053 --> 00:00:22,888 I'm in Dr. Tidyman's trial group, 8 00:00:22,971 --> 00:00:25,182 and I'd like to get the next four doses of... 9 00:00:25,265 --> 00:00:27,977 Nicky used to carry these decks around everywhere he went. 10 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:31,063 -Maybe it's something. -I have a facility with cards. 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,606 Oh. 12 00:00:33,148 --> 00:00:34,400 Among other things. 13 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,402 This table's been through it. 14 00:00:36,485 --> 00:00:38,195 What do you think happened here? 15 00:00:38,278 --> 00:00:40,781 I was playing with these bozos the night Nicky died. 16 00:00:40,864 --> 00:00:42,992 So Nicky... "chh!"... chopped off his finger. 17 00:00:43,075 --> 00:00:45,160 Jay lost his right finger. 18 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:47,788 The finger we have curves left. 19 00:00:47,871 --> 00:00:49,206 This isn't his finger. 20 00:00:49,289 --> 00:00:50,833 Per the contract you just signed, 21 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:53,294 you're unable to podcast about management of the company. 22 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:55,838 And we have new majority stakeholders. 23 00:00:55,921 --> 00:00:57,005 Who? 24 00:00:57,964 --> 00:00:59,341 They joined forces. 25 00:00:59,424 --> 00:01:00,968 They're all dirty. 26 00:01:01,051 --> 00:01:04,596 Wow, this was really under the Arconia all these years? 27 00:01:04,679 --> 00:01:08,142 Yes, and Lester and Nicky have both been here. 28 00:01:08,225 --> 00:01:11,103 This room has gotta hold some answers for us. 29 00:01:14,106 --> 00:01:16,065 You know what real money buys? 30 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:20,988 I'm not talking yachts or jets 31 00:01:21,071 --> 00:01:23,240 or even one of those cute little pygmy hippos. 32 00:01:23,323 --> 00:01:24,742 That's what I'd get. 33 00:01:24,825 --> 00:01:27,453 He'd live in my bathtub, it'd be cute as hell. 34 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:29,913 Anyways, I'm talking real money, 35 00:01:29,996 --> 00:01:31,707 the "fuck you" kind. 36 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:35,878 That money buys the most valuable thing there is: 37 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:37,044 silence. 38 00:01:39,047 --> 00:01:41,050 Nobody's ratting out the rich. 39 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,384 Why? 40 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:45,679 Because they'll squash you like a bug. 41 00:01:45,762 --> 00:01:49,350 And so, over here, uh, we found a tear 42 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:51,352 in this ta... table? 43 00:01:51,435 --> 00:01:53,979 Well, it must have been done by a cleaver, 44 00:01:54,062 --> 00:01:56,357 but it's been repaired...? 45 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,068 And under here is a... a-a-a secret drawer 46 00:01:59,151 --> 00:02:01,278 where we found an envelope full of money. 47 00:02:01,361 --> 00:02:03,447 It opens with a code from the roulette wheel. 48 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:05,157 Okay, got it. 49 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,700 Oh, now hold on a goddamn minute. 50 00:02:06,783 --> 00:02:10,454 You mean to tell me that there's been this giant-ass gaming palace 51 00:02:10,537 --> 00:02:12,164 down here the whole time, 52 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,166 but you guys are just finding out about it? 53 00:02:14,249 --> 00:02:17,044 Well, to be fair, I just found out this building has a gym. 54 00:02:17,127 --> 00:02:18,837 Hmm. I don't know. 55 00:02:20,505 --> 00:02:21,924 It looks pretty fucking clean, guys. 56 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:23,967 I could eat lamb chops on this poker table. 57 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:26,011 But we saw blood. 58 00:02:26,094 --> 00:02:28,138 They... They... They cleaned. 59 00:02:28,221 --> 00:02:30,933 Are you telling me that the super-villains got in here with a Swiffer? 60 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:32,893 Of course, they didn't. And that's your in. 61 00:02:32,976 --> 00:02:34,978 Somebody's cleaning up after these motherfuckers, 62 00:02:35,061 --> 00:02:38,607 which probably means it's someone that works in the building. 63 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:40,317 A little pro-police hack: 64 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,529 when investigating the super-rich, talk to the help. 65 00:02:43,612 --> 00:02:45,989 Rich people are constantly doing dumb shit in front of them. 66 00:02:46,072 --> 00:02:48,158 She's right. And they probably paid off the police. 67 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:50,119 You know, two cops showed up at the dry cleaners 68 00:02:50,202 --> 00:02:52,705 to "find" Nicky's body. 69 00:02:52,788 --> 00:02:53,955 Do you know these two cops? 70 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,250 Oh, yeah! 71 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,252 Okay, so that one over there is Bobby. 72 00:02:58,335 --> 00:03:00,129 And that's my good friend Freddy. 73 00:03:00,212 --> 00:03:01,338 You know, he tells the best... 74 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:03,090 Are you fucking kidding me? 75 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:05,342 Do you actually know how many people are in the NYPD? 76 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:07,845 And even if I could ID these guys, I wouldn't. 77 00:03:07,928 --> 00:03:10,806 Because the last guy that tried to expose dirty cops 78 00:03:10,889 --> 00:03:12,850 had to move to Florida. 79 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:14,476 God, does that mean he got killed? 80 00:03:14,559 --> 00:03:17,686 No, it means he actually has to live in Florida. 81 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:19,898 Oh, my God. 82 00:03:19,981 --> 00:03:22,568 What... What about taking our finger to a lab? 83 00:03:22,651 --> 00:03:23,652 Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:25,696 I mean, if it isn't Jay Pflug's, whose is it? 85 00:03:25,779 --> 00:03:28,157 I hear you, but I'm gonna have to get back to you guys on that one. 86 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,701 I gotta head to the preschool, I'm on snack duty. 87 00:03:30,784 --> 00:03:32,578 A Black gay parent can't also be 88 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:34,163 hauling some random-ass finger around. 89 00:03:34,246 --> 00:03:37,249 Okay, fair, fair. But what about Sofia? 90 00:03:37,332 --> 00:03:39,501 She's the one that gave us the cards to get in here. 91 00:03:39,584 --> 00:03:41,795 -She must know something. -I'll question her. 92 00:03:41,878 --> 00:03:44,798 She and I had a bit of a connection in Staten Island. 93 00:03:44,881 --> 00:03:48,426 If there's anything to say, she'll say it to me. 94 00:03:50,136 --> 00:03:53,056 So, that's it? There's nothing to find here? 95 00:03:53,139 --> 00:03:55,559 Well, whoever cleaned up in here missed one thing. 96 00:03:55,642 --> 00:03:56,852 Oh, did you find a weapon? 97 00:03:56,935 --> 00:03:59,104 Worse. Shrimp tails. 98 00:03:59,187 --> 00:04:02,232 You know, they can commit murder, they can take away our podcast, 99 00:04:02,315 --> 00:04:06,653 but nobody, nobody eats my wedding shrimp. 100 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:10,657 I paid for six tubs of shrimp, 101 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:13,118 and only five made it back to my apartment. 102 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:14,995 So, these people saw my shrimp 103 00:04:15,078 --> 00:04:17,039 unattended in the lobby and just helped themselves. 104 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:18,916 I mean, what kind of world is this? 105 00:04:18,999 --> 00:04:20,584 Are we nothing but animals? 106 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:23,086 Oliver, it's possible that their shrimp 107 00:04:23,169 --> 00:04:24,880 had nothing to do with your shrimp. 108 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:26,589 Charles, don't you share my outrage? 109 00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:30,260 What is he doing? 110 00:04:30,343 --> 00:04:32,846 Oh, my God, he's swiping. 111 00:04:32,929 --> 00:04:35,516 Uh, Charles, are you on the apps? 112 00:04:35,599 --> 00:04:36,767 Oh, uh, yeah. 113 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:39,770 I, uh, joined a dating service for sexy seniors. 114 00:04:39,853 --> 00:04:41,271 It's called, uh, Last Gasp. 115 00:04:41,354 --> 00:04:43,273 You're on Last Gasp? 116 00:04:43,356 --> 00:04:45,984 Okay, very soon I'm gonna be a good friend, 117 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:49,404 but it has been a rough few days and I'm desperate for a laugh. 118 00:04:49,487 --> 00:04:51,697 May I see your profile? 119 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,369 Okay. 120 00:04:55,452 --> 00:04:57,663 Your picture is a signed headshot. 121 00:04:57,746 --> 00:04:59,790 I'm already feeling better. 122 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:02,209 Uh, you appear to have checked the box "bi-curious." 123 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:03,293 Oh! 124 00:05:03,376 --> 00:05:04,586 I thought it said "bi-coastal." 125 00:05:04,669 --> 00:05:06,255 That explains some of the responses. 126 00:05:06,338 --> 00:05:08,632 Okay, I need one more good laugh... 127 00:05:08,715 --> 00:05:10,551 ...and yes, there it is. 128 00:05:10,634 --> 00:05:13,262 Under, "Looking for," you've said, "Clicker." 129 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:14,972 Well, yeah, I can't... I can't find it anywhere. 130 00:05:15,055 --> 00:05:17,015 Plus, I think it's kinda cool that a TV star 131 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:18,433 can't find his clicker, 132 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:19,852 'cause it's so relatable. 133 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:21,854 Yeah, I'm your friend again. 134 00:05:21,937 --> 00:05:23,355 Honestly, Charles, 135 00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:25,315 I... I'm really glad that you're getting out there. 136 00:05:25,398 --> 00:05:27,526 Well, thank you. And this little, uh, side venture 137 00:05:27,609 --> 00:05:29,319 won't take my focus away from the case. 138 00:05:29,402 --> 00:05:30,863 I'm going to see Sofia. 139 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:32,823 And... Oh, boy. 140 00:05:32,906 --> 00:05:36,827 Mm, Betty Grable, yum, yum, yum. 141 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:38,954 I wouldn't mind having a... 142 00:05:39,037 --> 00:05:43,125 So, I need to be away from whatever is happening here. 143 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,460 We are gonna go question the building staff 144 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:47,004 and you've got Sofia. 145 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:49,588 Don't fuck it up, Charles. 146 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,802 -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. -Yeah! What... 147 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:56,138 Phallic knickknack down, eyes on me. 148 00:05:56,221 --> 00:05:57,556 What is going on with you? 149 00:05:57,639 --> 00:05:58,849 What do you mean? Nothing. 150 00:05:58,932 --> 00:06:01,184 You're lifting weights, you're acting weird. 151 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,686 What are you talking about? It's nothing. 152 00:06:02,769 --> 00:06:05,396 I'm just taking a new multivitamin. 153 00:06:08,316 --> 00:06:09,985 I'm taking testosterone. 154 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:11,528 What? Why? 155 00:06:11,611 --> 00:06:15,073 My doctor asked me if I wanted to join a trial group of guys my age. 156 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:17,826 It's supposed to build bone strength and give you energy. 157 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:19,536 -Is it working? -I think so. 158 00:06:19,619 --> 00:06:21,914 I mean, uh, my mouth tastes like pennies. 159 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:25,667 Yesterday, I opened a pickle jar like it was no thang. 160 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,628 And I think it's affecting my pheromones. 161 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:30,004 I'm being followed by cats. 162 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:37,470 And you know what? If I'm being honest... 163 00:06:38,596 --> 00:06:41,433 I am really fighting the urge to pick you up right now. 164 00:06:41,516 --> 00:06:43,435 -Oh, please don't. -Coming at ya! 165 00:06:43,518 --> 00:06:45,312 No! Oh, no, no, Charles, please. 166 00:06:45,395 --> 00:06:46,813 Put me down. Charles, don't. 167 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,981 Charles! Ahh! 168 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:44,871 {\an8}Ooh, the Arconia downstairs. 169 00:07:44,954 --> 00:07:46,331 {\an8}Very Downton Abbey. 170 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:50,502 {\an8}Will we turn a corner and find a whole room of people 171 00:07:50,585 --> 00:07:52,629 {\an8}merrily polishing spoons? 172 00:07:58,051 --> 00:07:59,261 {\an8}Oh, hey, Randall. 173 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:00,345 {\an8}Can we ask you a question? 174 00:08:00,428 --> 00:08:02,597 {\an8}Yes, it involves a secret gaming parlor 175 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,682 {\an8}in The Arconia. 176 00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:05,559 {\an8}Uh, is this another building test? 177 00:08:05,642 --> 00:08:07,811 {\an8}-Was, uh, this in the ledger? -Randall? 178 00:08:07,894 --> 00:08:09,396 -Hm? Hm? -No need for you 179 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:11,106 to drop off Miss Morton's prescription. 180 00:08:11,189 --> 00:08:12,691 LESTR here already got it. 181 00:08:12,774 --> 00:08:14,526 Uh, Miss Morton likes when I drop it off, so... 182 00:08:14,609 --> 00:08:15,652 {\an8}Already done. 183 00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:17,738 {\an8}LESTR here is not a stupid human who needs sleep. 184 00:08:17,821 --> 00:08:19,489 {\an8}All of the deliveries are done overnight. 185 00:08:19,572 --> 00:08:21,241 {\an8}Wonderful. 186 00:08:22,826 --> 00:08:24,953 Not used to seeing you two around these parts. 187 00:08:25,036 --> 00:08:26,120 Investigating? 188 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:28,582 -Well... -No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry. 189 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:31,418 My days of trying to join your little trio are over. 190 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:33,003 I have traded up. 191 00:08:33,086 --> 00:08:34,796 Information is power, 192 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:37,799 and LESTR here is a hotbed of building gossip. 193 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:39,134 LESTR, hit 'em with a nugget. 194 00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:42,262 Dr. Grover Stanley in apartment 6C has Crohn's. 195 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:46,391 Ooh! I do get an endorphin rush off facts about neighbors. 196 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:47,809 Gimme another one, little guy. 197 00:08:47,892 --> 00:08:49,603 Not now, Oliver. There's Ursula. 198 00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:50,687 Oh. 199 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:53,398 Mrs. Beroni's third cousin has gout. 200 00:08:53,481 --> 00:08:55,566 I said it can't be all medical gossip. 201 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:03,283 Hey girl... sula, what's up? 202 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:04,618 Drop the act. 203 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:06,911 We both know there's something urgent to discuss. 204 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:12,959 Gut Milk now comes as a pellet. 205 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:16,004 Same ingredients, just hardened into a little ball. 206 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:19,424 You can use it like a lozenge or a suppository, 207 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:21,384 depending on what floats your boat. 208 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,762 Oh, you solved a problem I didn't know I had. 209 00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:25,514 How many cartons should I put you down for? 210 00:09:25,597 --> 00:09:27,349 Depends. 211 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,642 Ursula, I'm sure you know 212 00:09:28,725 --> 00:09:30,727 that there's a gaming parlor in this building. 213 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,979 I don't know. 214 00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:35,440 -Is there a gaming parlor in the building? -Okay, okay. 215 00:09:35,523 --> 00:09:37,191 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. 216 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,239 The casino? Sure. 217 00:09:42,322 --> 00:09:43,907 Worst kept secret in the building. 218 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:46,576 Now, if there's an open position as dealer 219 00:09:46,659 --> 00:09:50,455 or... I'll say what we're all thinking... exotic dancer, let me know. 220 00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:52,290 I'm in the market for a side hustle. 221 00:09:52,373 --> 00:09:54,417 Isn't Gut Milk your side hustle? 222 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:58,380 Honey, working here, you can't depend on tips anymore. 223 00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:00,257 Not when all the tenants are moving out. 224 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:01,466 Sad to see. 225 00:10:01,549 --> 00:10:05,011 And now, they're hiring robots to replace us. 226 00:10:05,094 --> 00:10:07,180 Matter of time till I'm on the street. 227 00:10:07,263 --> 00:10:10,350 Look, we believe that there was a murder in that gaming parlor, 228 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:14,229 but when we went to look for evidence, it had all been cleaned up. 229 00:10:14,312 --> 00:10:15,605 Do you know anything about that? 230 00:10:15,688 --> 00:10:19,109 Lester was tight-lipped about what went on in that room. 231 00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:22,696 But I know all service work had to go through one person. 232 00:10:22,779 --> 00:10:25,282 He let a name slip once. 233 00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:26,700 Tommy the Tongue. 234 00:10:26,783 --> 00:10:29,661 The Tongue? What does that mean? 235 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:32,289 Multiple tongues? No tongue? Split tongue? 236 00:10:32,372 --> 00:10:34,082 Maybe he was there that night. 237 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,251 Maybe it's Tommy's finger. 238 00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:39,796 Ursula, do you happen to know if he was missing a finger? 239 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:42,173 And if so, if he put it in my wedding shrimp? 240 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:45,927 You got a lot of nerve, you know that? 241 00:10:46,928 --> 00:10:50,223 Coming around here, asking questions. 242 00:10:50,306 --> 00:10:51,933 We're looking into this for Lester. 243 00:10:52,016 --> 00:10:56,229 I'd take a bullet for that little Monopoly man. 244 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:59,816 But you two and the white-haired guy, 245 00:10:59,899 --> 00:11:03,278 you were the beginning of the end for this place. 246 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:27,885 Tommy the Tongue? What the...? 247 00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:31,055 Hey. 248 00:11:33,099 --> 00:11:34,392 Hello, Savage. 249 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:40,273 Shall we find a nice quiet booth? 250 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:42,691 Marone! 251 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:50,408 Okay, clearly, Ursula does not wanna talk to us. 252 00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:53,620 But whoever cleaned had to have thrown stuff out in the trash. 253 00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:55,288 -Right, right, right. -Which means someone here 254 00:11:55,371 --> 00:11:56,915 still has access to evidence. 255 00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:58,708 Right. Well, at least until tomorrow. 256 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:01,544 Isn't that trash day? Oh, my God, we're on a clock. 257 00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:03,880 -I love a clock. -You know who we should talk to? 258 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,215 Gary, the trash guy. 259 00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,259 Yes! Yes. Gary and I go way back. 260 00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:09,719 In fact, he was the one who rescued my Tony in '94 261 00:12:09,802 --> 00:12:11,429 when I accidentally put it down the chute. 262 00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:12,555 Your Tony? 263 00:12:12,638 --> 00:12:14,641 My Tony Robbins bobblehead. 264 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:17,310 I got it on the last night of the seminar when I walked the hot coals. 265 00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:18,560 I told you that. 266 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:23,190 Uh, Gary? 267 00:12:27,236 --> 00:12:28,196 Gary's dead. 268 00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:29,322 Oh. 269 00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:32,200 To me. He retired. 270 00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:35,869 Said, "there's more to life than building trash." 271 00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:41,459 -I'm Miller. -Ah. 272 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,462 Well, uh, welcome to the building, Miller. 273 00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,255 I started three years ago. 274 00:12:47,256 --> 00:12:48,425 Sorry I missed that. 275 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,509 I'm Oliver. 276 00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:51,553 Of course. And you're Mabel. 277 00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:53,221 I know you both. 278 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,308 So, you listen to our podcast? 279 00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:57,683 Nah. 280 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,560 Doesn't come through on this. 281 00:13:01,771 --> 00:13:03,606 Where's Charles, by the way? 282 00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:06,276 And how's he reacting to the testosterone? 283 00:13:06,359 --> 00:13:08,820 Nice to see him prioritizing his libido. 284 00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:12,657 Mm, okay, so really wish I didn't know that. 285 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,367 But it does explain a lot. 286 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,618 Sorry. 287 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:18,413 You get to know people when you do their trash. 288 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:22,334 Speaking of, Oliver, I can't believe you threw away that offer. 289 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,294 -Okay. -Offer? What offer? 290 00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:26,838 -On his apartment. -It was nothing, it was nothing. 291 00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:29,716 Generous, too. Felt like more than the going rate 292 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:31,259 for a two bedroom in this building. 293 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,927 Why didn't you tell me about this? 294 00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:39,059 Listen, uh, um, Miller, has any unusual trash recently come in, 295 00:13:39,142 --> 00:13:41,311 uh, uh, perhaps from the gaming parlor? 296 00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:42,687 Uh... 297 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,690 Maybe something concerning "Tommy the Tongue"? 298 00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:47,358 Time for you all to leave. 299 00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:50,862 I don't believe in sharing my garbage. 300 00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:52,447 Not with upstairs folk. 301 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,240 Trash! 302 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:55,658 -Go, go! -Come on, pick it up! 303 00:13:55,741 --> 00:13:57,576 We're leaving. 304 00:14:03,249 --> 00:14:05,335 I was starting to think you'd never call. 305 00:14:05,418 --> 00:14:07,045 And I was starting to think that maybe... 306 00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:08,212 Ma! 307 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:10,632 I tried salad! 308 00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:12,383 Is this... Is this chicken the spicy kind? 309 00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:14,260 Do they have noodles and butter? 310 00:14:15,261 --> 00:14:16,721 I had... I had to bring 'em. 311 00:14:16,804 --> 00:14:19,849 It's Mikey's Birthday. He's 36 today. 312 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:22,769 But they're going to sit at their own table, 313 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:24,395 like real adults! 314 00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:25,896 Mom, I'm drowning. 315 00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:28,399 Waiter, another martini, another round. 316 00:14:28,482 --> 00:14:30,193 -How are ya? -That's Mayor Tillman! 317 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:31,694 Don't be afraid to make these ones dirty. 318 00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:32,779 Charles? 319 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:33,863 It's Mayor Tillman! 320 00:14:33,946 --> 00:14:35,323 Mr. Mayor! 321 00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:36,658 -What a surprise! -Hey, bring it in. 322 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,660 Oh, we're doing this? 323 00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,578 Uh, this is Sofia Caccimelio. 324 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:41,788 Pleasure. 325 00:14:41,871 --> 00:14:45,416 I saw your picture in the paper next to the sad news 326 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:47,961 about your husband. My condolences. 327 00:14:48,044 --> 00:14:49,712 -Tony, stop. -Ma! 328 00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:51,589 -Shut the fuck up, shut up! -You shut up. 329 00:14:51,672 --> 00:14:53,174 How is the pod? 330 00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,176 Right, I'm... Hey, I'm still avail 331 00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:56,928 to guest, FYI. 332 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:59,347 Or, you know, I could just... I could just do sound effects. 333 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:01,558 You know, throw in a, ya know, "honk-honk!" 334 00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:02,809 Or a, you know, 335 00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,018 "Where's the beef?" You know? 336 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,979 -I don't know. -So funny, but it's not really, 337 00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:08,314 uh, that type of podcast. It's more murder-centric. 338 00:15:08,397 --> 00:15:10,191 Oh. "Awooga!" 339 00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:12,402 That's a fun one, too. You know, it's... 340 00:15:12,485 --> 00:15:14,279 So, get in touch with Romy and we'll set something up. 341 00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:16,322 -Okay, I'll be in touch. -Great. Okay. 342 00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:17,866 -Ooh. -Sorry. Oh! 343 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:19,993 My body is brimming with male hormones right now. 344 00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:22,620 -My handshake could crush a walnut. -Ah. Alright. 345 00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:25,498 Hmm... 346 00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:29,335 Mm. 347 00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:34,841 Are we even allowed to be in the staff locker room? 348 00:15:34,924 --> 00:15:36,176 Feels wrong. 349 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:39,220 Like... Like seeing the pilot on the plane using the bathroom. 350 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,972 I mean, who's driving? 351 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:43,057 Well, if we can't get the staff to talk, 352 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,394 we'll just have to find the trash room key and get in there ourselves. 353 00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:47,854 Ah, look. 354 00:15:47,937 --> 00:15:50,273 Spare bulbs for the lobby chandelier, 355 00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:53,067 lint brushes for the doormen's uniforms. 356 00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:56,988 All little pieces of Arconiana. 357 00:15:58,114 --> 00:15:59,364 Oliver? 358 00:16:01,075 --> 00:16:02,660 Please don't move. 359 00:16:02,743 --> 00:16:05,997 I know you're an adult and you can do whatever you want, 360 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,626 but I committed to this building. I bought a couch. 361 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,628 I'm not moving. 362 00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:13,379 The Arconia is my place. 363 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:17,174 Speaking of. 364 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,053 "Putnam sucks." 365 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:22,221 That's charming. 366 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,349 Wait a minute. 367 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,813 -Oh, my God. -Hey. 368 00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:33,732 You aren't supposed to be in here. 369 00:16:40,656 --> 00:16:43,826 Uh, we... we were just leaving our holiday tips. 370 00:16:43,909 --> 00:16:46,871 Five months late, or seven months early, whatever is more believable. 371 00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:50,750 Oh, my God, Jose the Super! 372 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,669 I... I thought you'd left the building. 373 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,672 Just last week, I denied your request for a bidet. 374 00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:57,340 Randall, they saw the table. 375 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,386 So, this is your handiwork? 376 00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:04,264 Look, I did carve that. 377 00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:08,685 I'm not proud of it, but this is not about Lester the human. 378 00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,478 -This is about the robot. -Mm. 379 00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,064 And what are the chances? The same week I start full-time, 380 00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:16,651 they... they bring in this... this new gizmo that does my job 381 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,403 -better and faster than me. -Mm-hmm. 382 00:17:18,486 --> 00:17:19,529 You think you aren't next? 383 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,114 -Uh-huh. -Oh, my days are numbered. 384 00:17:21,197 --> 00:17:23,658 The point is, we're dinosaurs. 385 00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,368 How long before cars start to park themselves? 386 00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:28,496 For years, we've taken care of these tenants. 387 00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:30,248 And now that we're getting drummed out, 388 00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,709 you think any of them are standing up for us? 389 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,710 I'll stand up for you. 390 00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:36,462 You will? 391 00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:38,464 This is how we get them to talk. Win their trust. 392 00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,341 Alright, people. 393 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:42,802 Who's ready to fight? 394 00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:45,388 -Yeah. -Who's ready for a revolution? 395 00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:46,931 Yeah! 396 00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,684 Who's ready for a building meeting? 397 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,142 I... 398 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,941 So, let's, uh, cut right to it. 399 00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,944 There's a secret room in the building where your husband 400 00:18:00,027 --> 00:18:02,697 ran an illegal poker game. You gave me the key. 401 00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:05,450 Deck of cards. 402 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,368 The king of hearts opened the gaming parlor. 403 00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:11,122 The deck of cards is a key. Of course. 404 00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:14,625 Well, add that to the list of things I didn't know about my husband. 405 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,462 You're saying you had no idea what your husband was up to? 406 00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:24,719 I'm more interested in what you're up to, Charles. 407 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:34,145 I see it's not someone's first time at hibachi. 408 00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:37,063 I'm known for my impressive mouth work. 409 00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:45,405 But what's more impressive is your ability to change the topic. 410 00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:57,333 Mushroom! Heavy on the yum yum sauce. 411 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:11,683 Nicky wasn't the thug they made him out to be. 412 00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:14,685 Everyone in my family was in... 413 00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,105 "construction." 414 00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:23,486 I was determined to find a husband who wasn't "in construction." 415 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:29,325 And then I met Nicky, this sensitive kid, 416 00:19:29,408 --> 00:19:33,079 who worked at his family's dry cleaners and wrote poetry on the side. 417 00:19:33,162 --> 00:19:36,916 When I'd come to pick up my pants, 418 00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:39,210 there'd be poems tucked in the pocket. 419 00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:42,004 -Aw. -They were terrible. 420 00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:44,048 Compared everything to a summer's day. 421 00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,842 Me, the cat, 422 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:50,262 even... a summer's day reminded him of a summer's day. 423 00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:54,600 When we were first married... 424 00:19:54,683 --> 00:19:57,478 we used to talk about leaving it all behind. 425 00:19:57,561 --> 00:20:00,857 We'd get a place in Positano and he'd write, 426 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,232 I'd wear a big hat. 427 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:05,153 But the big hat never happened, did it? 428 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,403 No. 429 00:20:07,696 --> 00:20:09,656 Not so much as a visor. 430 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:15,287 I blame my mother. 431 00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:21,293 She doesn't respect men who aren't brutes. 432 00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:27,383 And she ground Nicky down until finally, he stopped writing 433 00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:30,470 and became a liar and a cheat, 434 00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:33,055 just like every man I ever grew up with. 435 00:20:33,138 --> 00:20:36,100 Sounds like our mothers had a few things in common. 436 00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,102 Tell me more. 437 00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:40,271 Let's just say, she did a number on me. 438 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:47,027 Excuse me, I... 439 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:49,363 Grief is funny. 440 00:20:49,446 --> 00:20:51,616 You never know when it's gonna... hit. 441 00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:54,202 Look, there can't be anything between us. 442 00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:55,286 I'm a professional. 443 00:20:55,369 --> 00:20:57,497 And I'm wearing red lingerie. 444 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,207 Semi-professional. 445 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,084 It's late. 446 00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:05,838 I'm gonna... Maybe you... you see me out to my minivan? 447 00:21:07,256 --> 00:21:08,508 Well, what about the boys? 448 00:21:08,591 --> 00:21:09,801 They're alright. 449 00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,178 They can take the bus home alone if they all stick together. 450 00:21:12,261 --> 00:21:14,430 Do you hear me? You all stick together. 451 00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:16,891 -We want to go play Fortnite. -Tony, we talked about this. 452 00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:19,268 -We're taking a break from screens. -What?! 453 00:21:19,351 --> 00:21:20,728 Yeah, it's his birthday! 454 00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:23,147 So, Charles... 455 00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:26,190 what's it gonna be? 456 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:32,780 -Oh yeah. -Be safe, Mom! 457 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:46,921 -Hello. -Hi. 458 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:48,464 Hi. How are ya? 459 00:21:48,547 --> 00:21:49,924 -Good. -Good to see you. 460 00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:51,717 -Any word from Charles? -Nothing. 461 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,928 But we shouldn't panic. Charles is a grown man... 462 00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:57,431 who's on a downward spiral and strung out on T. 463 00:21:57,514 --> 00:21:59,517 Yes, quite possibly he's dead in a dumpster. 464 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,853 Well, in other bad news, I went on the internet 465 00:22:01,936 --> 00:22:03,521 to search "Tommy the Tongue". 466 00:22:03,604 --> 00:22:05,439 Didn't find anything that wasn't porn. 467 00:22:05,522 --> 00:22:08,109 I even begged Williams to run his name at the station. 468 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:11,696 Mabel, I'm telling you, this building meeting is our ticket. 469 00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:13,447 We make the staff fall in love with us 470 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,867 and tell us everything we need to know about Tommy the Tongue, 471 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,869 all before the garbage truck gets here. 472 00:22:17,952 --> 00:22:20,663 Well, this little stunt isn't gonna do much for your ranking. 473 00:22:20,746 --> 00:22:21,873 My ranking? 474 00:22:21,956 --> 00:22:24,041 Last night I was using LESTR's makeover app 475 00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:28,462 to try new beard styles, and I stumbled upon a feature. 476 00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:32,675 A ranking system for each tenant in the building. 477 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,594 We all have a numerical value. 478 00:22:34,677 --> 00:22:36,721 Isn't that dystopian and fabulous? 479 00:22:36,804 --> 00:22:39,307 And the robot decides our value how? 480 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,684 Some combination of dead Lester's paperwork, 481 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:43,019 which was all uploaded, 482 00:22:43,102 --> 00:22:45,646 gossip that I've whispered into his listening device, 483 00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,273 and a certain je ne sais quoi, 484 00:22:47,356 --> 00:22:50,026 which he will never reveal. 485 00:22:50,109 --> 00:22:51,527 And don't bother asking your ranking, 486 00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:53,278 because you will have to die not knowing. 487 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:55,698 Okay, Mabel, you're four. 488 00:22:55,781 --> 00:22:57,408 I'm four? 489 00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:58,618 That's not bad. 490 00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:01,078 -Wait, is THĒ above me? -I do not need to know my number. 491 00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:03,247 I'm very confident with my place in this building. 492 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:05,625 Whatever you say, Mr. 237. 493 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,001 Two-thirty-seven?! 494 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:09,003 Outta how ma... 495 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:11,546 You know what? I don't need to know. 496 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,426 Welcome, welcome! 497 00:23:15,509 --> 00:23:18,429 Welcome to my building meeting. 498 00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:20,932 Welcome, all of you. 499 00:23:21,015 --> 00:23:22,892 Let's begin, shall we? 500 00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:26,477 So, I'm Oliver Putnam and all that hoopla. 501 00:23:28,564 --> 00:23:32,151 And I am thrilled to be your host at Arconia-Con, 502 00:23:32,234 --> 00:23:35,321 the first ever tenant-staff mingle fest. 503 00:23:35,404 --> 00:23:36,697 There are no snacks. 504 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,199 Today... 505 00:23:38,282 --> 00:23:41,201 ...we're gonna get real about changes in the building, and... 506 00:23:42,494 --> 00:23:43,788 real about feelings. 507 00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:46,540 Get to it, Temptation Island starts in ten. 508 00:23:46,623 --> 00:23:48,042 Now, I know it's hard to believe 509 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:51,295 based on my impeccable hairline and baby smooth legs, 510 00:23:51,378 --> 00:23:55,883 but I have lived in this building a long time. 511 00:23:55,966 --> 00:23:58,302 And of course, it's changed over the years, 512 00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,554 that's to be expected. 513 00:24:00,637 --> 00:24:04,058 But there are some changes that we shouldn't stand for. 514 00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:07,687 And I think I speak for all of us tenants when I say 515 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:11,524 that we are not gonna sit back and let our beloved staff 516 00:24:11,607 --> 00:24:14,402 be replaced by soulless machines. 517 00:24:14,485 --> 00:24:17,238 Yeah! That's right! 518 00:24:17,321 --> 00:24:18,990 Now, listen, I love the staff, 519 00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:22,493 but as a man with perpetual, contagious pink eye... 520 00:24:22,576 --> 00:24:24,829 and I mean it's really contagious. 521 00:24:24,912 --> 00:24:26,789 A-And I just got it like two days ago again, 522 00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:28,958 and I could blink too hard and ugh! 523 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,584 I mean, that's it for you, kid. 524 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:34,755 I like to have my packages delivered by machines. 525 00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:36,674 I like that I don't have 526 00:24:36,757 --> 00:24:38,884 to make small talk with the robot. 527 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:40,386 -Or tip it. -Yeah. 528 00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:44,015 I believe a building is about the people. 529 00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:46,684 That's why I've gotten to know each of you. 530 00:24:46,767 --> 00:24:48,894 Who... Who owns a pet. 531 00:24:48,977 --> 00:24:51,689 And which one of you is more likely to forget their umbrella. 532 00:24:51,772 --> 00:24:53,024 LESTR knows all that. 533 00:24:53,107 --> 00:24:55,651 Umbrella forgetters, in alphabetical order: 534 00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:57,903 -Sarah Russell, apartment 2B... -Shut up, Big Hero 6! 535 00:24:57,986 --> 00:24:59,030 I'll say it. 536 00:24:59,113 --> 00:25:02,198 Either this robot goes, or we do! 537 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:11,167 Okay, well, how about a little sing-along to break the tension? 538 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,252 We're not gonna sing for you. You turned this place 539 00:25:13,335 --> 00:25:14,879 into the murder building! 540 00:25:14,962 --> 00:25:16,839 Lester the human 541 00:25:16,922 --> 00:25:19,467 would still be our doorman, if it weren't for you! 542 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,093 Feels like a leap. 543 00:25:21,176 --> 00:25:23,763 But let's get back to the sing-along. Who knows Send in the Clowns? 544 00:25:23,846 --> 00:25:26,265 The Judy Collins or the Glynis Johns? 545 00:25:26,348 --> 00:25:27,432 Who do you think? 546 00:25:29,143 --> 00:25:31,937 ♪ Don't bother ♪ 547 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:35,483 ♪ They're here! ♪ 548 00:25:35,566 --> 00:25:37,443 Hey, Charles? 549 00:25:37,526 --> 00:25:39,361 What the hell's going on, and where's your other shoe? 550 00:25:39,444 --> 00:25:41,070 I don't need my other shoe to do... 551 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,951 -Move. -Okay, yeah. 552 00:25:46,034 --> 00:25:47,953 First of all, no. And whatever this is, 553 00:25:48,036 --> 00:25:50,581 nobody else needs to see it. Come with me. 554 00:25:50,664 --> 00:25:53,501 Brazzos just became Booze-os. 555 00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:55,211 They're not taking this seriously. 556 00:25:55,294 --> 00:25:57,713 Okay, uh... uh, let's get back to the robot, can we? 557 00:25:57,796 --> 00:25:59,840 Yeah, let's get back to the robot, shall we? 558 00:25:59,923 --> 00:26:02,301 Everybody. 559 00:26:02,384 --> 00:26:05,930 Everyone. P... Please, this is more than just a building, 560 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:07,389 this is our community. 561 00:26:07,472 --> 00:26:11,058 This robot is the best thing that ever happened to this building. 562 00:26:12,311 --> 00:26:14,355 In fact, come here, LESTR. 563 00:26:14,438 --> 00:26:16,398 Let's show 'em what you can do, babe. 564 00:26:17,691 --> 00:26:18,609 Babe? 565 00:26:18,692 --> 00:26:20,319 Babe! 566 00:26:20,402 --> 00:26:22,029 Wait, where'd he go? 567 00:26:22,112 --> 00:26:23,363 Where's my short king? 568 00:26:25,449 --> 00:26:27,159 Oh, sweet Jesus. 569 00:26:27,242 --> 00:26:28,701 He's been taken. 570 00:26:30,954 --> 00:26:34,208 Alright, Mabel, I know I don't normally share with you 571 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,668 on matters of erotica. 572 00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:37,419 -Yeah, for good reason. -Yeah. 573 00:26:37,502 --> 00:26:39,296 But last night... 574 00:26:41,006 --> 00:26:43,008 -kissing happened. -What? 575 00:26:43,091 --> 00:26:45,845 It happened in the back of Sofia's minivan, 576 00:26:45,928 --> 00:26:48,139 you know, which is not easy because of... 577 00:26:48,222 --> 00:26:50,391 ...you know, all the boys' hockey equipment 578 00:26:50,474 --> 00:26:52,893 and the, uh, old Lunchable wrappers, 579 00:26:52,976 --> 00:26:54,395 you know, sticking to our skin. 580 00:26:54,478 --> 00:26:57,439 But it was kinda... kind of a magical night. 581 00:26:57,522 --> 00:26:59,233 Charles! 582 00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:01,235 Has the testosterone affected your brain? 583 00:27:02,027 --> 00:27:04,822 Yeah, I know about that. And don't get mad at Oliver. 584 00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:06,740 It was the new trash guy that outed you. 585 00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:08,576 What? 586 00:27:08,659 --> 00:27:10,494 What happened to Gary? 587 00:27:11,745 --> 00:27:14,331 You see that? I remembered his name. 588 00:27:14,414 --> 00:27:17,543 Yes, the testosterone is working, it's making me sharper. 589 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:20,796 You hooked up with a suspect! She could be using you. 590 00:27:20,879 --> 00:27:22,798 Oh, well, if she's using me, 591 00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:25,467 how come I'm the one who came away with all the information, 592 00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:27,595 and she went away with nothing? 593 00:27:27,678 --> 00:27:29,054 Fine, tell me. What'd you learn? 594 00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:32,766 Oh, I'll tell ya a few, uh, little tidbits. 595 00:27:32,849 --> 00:27:36,103 Like, uh, well first of all, that woman can mouth-catch 596 00:27:36,186 --> 00:27:38,856 like a bear going for upstream salmon. 597 00:27:38,939 --> 00:27:41,358 I don't know what that proves, but it's going on the board. 598 00:27:41,441 --> 00:27:44,528 What about Tommy the Tongue? Did you get anything on that? 599 00:27:44,611 --> 00:27:48,073 Well, didn't get anything on Tommy, but I did get a little... 600 00:27:48,156 --> 00:27:49,867 -Charles! -I was gonna say "tongue". 601 00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,243 Oh, my God! 602 00:27:51,326 --> 00:27:53,329 -Stop slut-shaming me! -Great. 603 00:27:53,412 --> 00:27:57,165 So, we are still exactly nowhere on Tommy. 604 00:27:58,333 --> 00:27:59,835 Alright. 605 00:27:59,918 --> 00:28:03,047 Okay. This is my fault. 606 00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:05,883 Uh, you know, I... I've been feeling a little down lately, 607 00:28:05,966 --> 00:28:09,053 and I thought the answer might be for me to find my person. 608 00:28:09,136 --> 00:28:10,846 You know, my Loretta. 609 00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:13,682 But I got carried away, 610 00:28:13,765 --> 00:28:17,353 and I'm sorry I didn't find out anything about Tommy. 611 00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:19,229 I just wish we could ask Lester. 612 00:28:20,522 --> 00:28:21,982 Maybe we can? 613 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:26,236 Howard said that Lester's Arconia paperwork 614 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:29,031 got uploaded into the robot. 615 00:28:29,114 --> 00:28:31,075 -So, basically, we just have to... -Oh, no! 616 00:28:31,158 --> 00:28:33,786 ...get our hands on the... 617 00:28:33,869 --> 00:28:35,411 That was the robot, wasn't it? 618 00:28:37,414 --> 00:28:38,957 What the fuck?! 619 00:28:47,632 --> 00:28:49,342 Two doormen in two weeks. 620 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,346 Babe! 621 00:28:57,893 --> 00:29:00,312 So, update from my corner. 622 00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:02,982 The garbage trucks came, so any evidence is gone. 623 00:29:03,065 --> 00:29:04,984 Charles hooked up, got no real information, 624 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:06,443 and smells like lunch meat. 625 00:29:06,526 --> 00:29:09,279 Yeah, but I've never felt more connected to my body. 626 00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:11,865 N-Not now, Charles, I've just been through something. 627 00:29:11,948 --> 00:29:14,994 You have? That robot was my best friend. 628 00:29:15,077 --> 00:29:17,829 -What about Sevelyn and Gravey? -Oh, fuck those two. 629 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,916 Everyone says a cat and dog can't be friends, 630 00:29:20,999 --> 00:29:23,502 but they've made me a third wheel in my own home. 631 00:29:23,585 --> 00:29:25,587 I've been kicked out of my bed. 632 00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:27,172 I'm on the couch, Charles. 633 00:29:27,255 --> 00:29:30,092 -Well, you're always welcome here. -We both know that's not true. 634 00:29:30,675 --> 00:29:34,138 After years of being rejected by you three, 635 00:29:34,221 --> 00:29:36,890 that robot gave me a place in this building. 636 00:29:36,973 --> 00:29:38,850 He made me important. 637 00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:42,687 I was the lovable despot I always knew I could be. 638 00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:46,025 But now, LESTR is gone. 639 00:29:46,108 --> 00:29:48,901 He is gone, and ain't nothin' gonna bring him back. 640 00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:54,116 Oh, look! A new one's on its way. 641 00:29:54,199 --> 00:29:56,243 And this one connects to my Gmail. 642 00:29:56,326 --> 00:29:58,871 I gotta go get my charging dock ready. 643 00:29:58,954 --> 00:30:01,163 Oliver! Mabel! 644 00:30:02,457 --> 00:30:04,793 I wanted to thank you for that meeting. 645 00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:07,629 People downstairs are calling it "an abject failure," 646 00:30:07,712 --> 00:30:09,006 but I thought it was nice. 647 00:30:09,089 --> 00:30:12,468 Not every day upstairs people stand up for us. 648 00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:14,720 I wish it had amounted to more, you know. 649 00:30:14,803 --> 00:30:17,473 Sadly, this building is changing whether we want it to or not. 650 00:30:17,556 --> 00:30:19,558 True. But on the plus side, 651 00:30:19,641 --> 00:30:21,060 I got to kill a robot. 652 00:30:21,143 --> 00:30:22,686 And go above ground. 653 00:30:22,769 --> 00:30:24,855 So, as a thank you, I brought you this. 654 00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:31,570 Ah. 655 00:30:31,653 --> 00:30:34,406 As you can see, it's a portrait of Lester, our old doorman. 656 00:30:34,489 --> 00:30:35,866 -Oh, of course. -Right. 657 00:30:35,949 --> 00:30:37,951 The re... resemblance is uncanny. 658 00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:39,620 Yeah, Outsider Art is very pretty... 659 00:30:39,703 --> 00:30:44,041 Plus, his features are made of the garbage you wanted. 660 00:30:44,124 --> 00:30:45,959 The garbage from the night Lester died? 661 00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,878 Yep. 662 00:30:47,961 --> 00:30:49,338 Enjoy. 663 00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:50,881 But don't throw it out. 664 00:30:50,964 --> 00:30:52,132 I'll know. 665 00:30:52,465 --> 00:30:53,466 Uh... 666 00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:56,804 Sorry, Garbage Lester, 667 00:30:56,887 --> 00:30:59,723 but there might be a clue in here. 668 00:31:01,141 --> 00:31:02,810 Hey! Hey, Miller. 669 00:31:02,893 --> 00:31:04,645 Miller, Miller. 670 00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:06,730 I... I was wondering if you, by any chance... 671 00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:08,440 Still had the offer? 672 00:31:12,444 --> 00:31:14,321 Maybe a fresh start would be good. 673 00:31:15,655 --> 00:31:16,864 See ya, Miller. Thanks. 674 00:31:19,743 --> 00:31:22,579 Um, okay. Uh, I have to tell you something, 675 00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,497 uh, but you have to promise you won't be mad. 676 00:31:25,498 --> 00:31:27,584 I can't find my phone. Are you mad? 677 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:30,212 What?! Y-Yes, we are mad. 678 00:31:30,295 --> 00:31:31,922 Well, I think I might have left it in the minivan. 679 00:31:32,005 --> 00:31:33,382 Or Sofia stole it. 680 00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:35,926 Charles, please tell me you don't have any pictures 681 00:31:36,009 --> 00:31:38,137 of Nicky's body on your phone from the autopsy. 682 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,681 Oh, shoot. N... Oh. Yeah... Uh, one. 683 00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:42,599 It was, uh, my screen saver. 684 00:31:42,682 --> 00:31:44,393 Pictures of our murder board? 685 00:31:44,476 --> 00:31:46,103 O-One... Just a few. 686 00:31:46,186 --> 00:31:47,771 One or two... dozen. 687 00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:50,691 Okay, this, um, sucks. 688 00:31:50,774 --> 00:31:52,494 But at least she doesn't have your passcode. 689 00:31:53,151 --> 00:31:54,736 I did happen to reveal that. 690 00:31:54,819 --> 00:31:56,822 But you know how you're organically talking 691 00:31:56,905 --> 00:31:58,824 about, like, the number three, 692 00:31:58,907 --> 00:32:01,493 and then you're very proud of your passcode, 693 00:32:01,576 --> 00:32:03,537 so you just kind of blurt it out? 694 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,831 Okay, okay. Don't panic, don't panic, um... 695 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:09,251 I'm gonna do Find My Phone. 696 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,503 -Oh, we need to find my phone. -Yeah, I set up my app 697 00:32:11,586 --> 00:32:14,047 so I can locate both your phones at any time. 698 00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:15,883 Wow, Mabel's obsessed with us. 699 00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:17,384 Okay, it looks like the phone 700 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,595 is at Sofia's house on Staten Island. 701 00:32:19,678 --> 00:32:21,638 Okay, it's all very innocent. I'll just call her up 702 00:32:21,721 --> 00:32:23,557 and tell her I'll come pick up the phone, 703 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,933 plus a little extra. 704 00:32:25,016 --> 00:32:26,476 -Can we not? -Jesus. 705 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,271 Wait, the phone... The phone is on the move. 706 00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:31,398 Where's it going? 707 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:33,567 Oliver, get your car, we're gonna intercept her. 708 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:35,277 -Charles, get the Lester garbage face. -Okay. 709 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,000 -Come on! Put your drink down. -Alright. 710 00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:39,531 Hurry! 711 00:32:44,953 --> 00:32:47,122 I gotta say, looking through this garbage feels like a dead-end. 712 00:32:47,205 --> 00:32:48,749 I don't even know what I'm looking for. 713 00:32:48,832 --> 00:32:51,418 Well, just keep looking. It's the least you can do. 714 00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:54,671 -Mm-hmm. -Okay, Sofia, AKA your phone, 715 00:32:54,754 --> 00:32:56,673 is close by now, just a couple more blocks. 716 00:32:56,756 --> 00:32:58,091 What is she doing in Flatbush? 717 00:32:58,174 --> 00:33:01,428 I don't know, but maybe you could shop for apartments while we're here. 718 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:05,098 I saw you take the offer back. He's moving. 719 00:33:05,181 --> 00:33:06,934 What? How have you not told us? 720 00:33:07,017 --> 00:33:09,478 Right? The only story you keep to yourself 721 00:33:09,561 --> 00:33:11,355 is the only one we actually care about. 722 00:33:11,438 --> 00:33:13,065 I always thought they were gonna have to carry you 723 00:33:13,148 --> 00:33:15,442 -out of that building loafers first. -Exactly. 724 00:33:15,525 --> 00:33:18,320 You know, I'm... I'm... I'm just entertaining the idea. 725 00:33:18,403 --> 00:33:20,614 Okay? And Mable, even if I do move, 726 00:33:20,697 --> 00:33:22,699 you're young, you'll forget about me in a couple of weeks. 727 00:33:22,782 --> 00:33:25,244 No, I wouldn't. You're my friends. 728 00:33:25,327 --> 00:33:27,579 Well, the first real friends I've had in a while. 729 00:33:27,662 --> 00:33:29,456 I thought we'd stay in the building 730 00:33:29,539 --> 00:33:31,875 and continue to make this podcast something real. 731 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:34,711 A-Again, I'm just... I'm just entertaining it. 732 00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,338 Hey, look at this, this is interesting. 733 00:33:36,421 --> 00:33:37,964 Is that Lester's handwriting? 734 00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,926 Huh, looks like invoices. 735 00:33:41,009 --> 00:33:43,929 Liquor, mixers, a lot of maraschino cherries. 736 00:33:44,012 --> 00:33:45,681 They're all from the night of the murders. 737 00:33:45,764 --> 00:33:49,434 Hey, look, all these invoices are made out to "Tommy." 738 00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:50,602 Could it be? 739 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,938 Yes, the Tongue is implied. 740 00:33:53,021 --> 00:33:56,733 And there's an address there, 4712 Empire Boulevard. 741 00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:01,488 It's leading us right to where your phone is. 742 00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:02,738 We have to go! 743 00:34:04,407 --> 00:34:06,827 -Wait, you just missed our turn! -No, no, this is a shortcut. 744 00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:08,662 -How do you know that? -I grew up here. 745 00:34:08,745 --> 00:34:10,872 What? 746 00:34:10,955 --> 00:34:12,416 It's Detective Williams. 747 00:34:12,499 --> 00:34:14,584 I just want y'all to know right now, 748 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:16,753 if I am found dead tomorrow, 749 00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:18,839 it's because I risked my ass for the three of you. 750 00:34:18,922 --> 00:34:20,841 Well, did you do it? Did you find Tommy the Tongue? 751 00:34:20,924 --> 00:34:23,093 Sure, I did. But this is the thing. 752 00:34:23,176 --> 00:34:26,513 Tommy the Tongue is not a person, it's a company. 753 00:34:26,596 --> 00:34:28,682 And that company is worth a shit-ton of money. 754 00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:30,892 Except that money was withdrawn, all of it. 755 00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:32,644 First thing this damn morning. 756 00:34:32,727 --> 00:34:33,729 By who? 757 00:34:33,812 --> 00:34:36,106 No name was attached. Just an address. 758 00:34:36,815 --> 00:34:40,694 Is the address by any chance 4712 Empire Boulevard? 759 00:34:40,777 --> 00:34:42,029 It sure fucking is. 760 00:34:42,112 --> 00:34:43,864 That's where we are, that house right there. 761 00:34:43,947 --> 00:34:46,742 Okay, let me be very, very clear with you right now. 762 00:34:46,825 --> 00:34:49,202 Hear me when I tell you I would not go in there. 763 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,745 Turn around now! 764 00:34:51,496 --> 00:34:54,581 Hey, Charles, is that Sofia's minivan? 765 00:34:57,293 --> 00:34:58,837 Oh, God, hide! 766 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,547 So, you have to ask yourself, 767 00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:03,424 who would want the money that bad to kill those dudes? 768 00:35:07,053 --> 00:35:09,180 I think we have an answer. 769 00:35:10,181 --> 00:35:11,266 Their wives.