1 00:00:06,808 --> 00:00:08,810 The easiest way to win a game 2 00:00:08,894 --> 00:00:10,354 is to make your opponent 3 00:00:10,437 --> 00:00:13,315 think they're playing a different game entirely. 4 00:00:13,398 --> 00:00:16,025 The only crime I'm guilty of is being an embarrassing nepo baby 5 00:00:16,109 --> 00:00:18,862 - who's trying to do some good. - Yeah, how's that going? 6 00:00:18,946 --> 00:00:22,115 I wanna prove to everyone that I'm not a... fuck-up. 7 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:24,618 Jay didn't do it. He's sweeter than I expected. 8 00:00:24,701 --> 00:00:27,371 That lying piece of shit. This isn't his finger. 9 00:00:27,454 --> 00:00:28,872 Enjoy the remodel. 10 00:00:28,956 --> 00:00:30,874 She's a home decor witch! 11 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,416 What's Mayor Tillman doing here? 12 00:00:32,501 --> 00:00:34,002 How is the pod? Right? 13 00:00:34,086 --> 00:00:36,713 I'm... Hey, I'm still avail to guest, FYI. 14 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:38,966 I'm collecting signatures to stop New York City 15 00:00:39,049 --> 00:00:40,968 from opening its first ever casino. 16 00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:42,594 I got an offer on my place. 17 00:00:42,678 --> 00:00:43,929 It's big. 18 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:47,015 I, uh, joined a dating service for sexy seniors. 19 00:00:47,099 --> 00:00:48,517 It's called, uh, Last Gasp. 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,436 Oh! Last Gasp notification. 21 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,064 - Priscilla, she's so funny. - You told her about the case? 22 00:00:54,147 --> 00:00:55,983 Just a... a little tidbit. 23 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:57,359 You're being catfished, Charles. 24 00:00:57,442 --> 00:01:00,362 This glitch is from the same footage as THĒ and Seth Rogen's. 25 00:01:00,445 --> 00:01:03,740 - Something has been cut out. - Why is the Last Gasp peach logo 26 00:01:03,824 --> 00:01:06,034 the same as on the security footage? 27 00:01:06,118 --> 00:01:08,579 That's who's been messaging me? 28 00:01:08,662 --> 00:01:11,582 - And cooked the footage. - And maybe killed Lester. 29 00:01:11,665 --> 00:01:13,709 What does it say? 30 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:16,420 You're such a smarty-pants. 31 00:01:16,503 --> 00:01:18,922 Now I need to come hunt you down. 32 00:01:23,427 --> 00:01:25,846 When you live as a titan of industry 33 00:01:25,929 --> 00:01:28,807 on this planet amid the metropoleis... 34 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:34,813 nothing means more than getting away. 35 00:01:36,898 --> 00:01:41,320 To think, to play, or just... escape. 36 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,823 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 37 00:01:45,824 --> 00:01:47,909 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 38 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:49,703 Oh. 39 00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:53,498 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." Always so sad 40 00:01:53,582 --> 00:01:55,208 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 41 00:01:55,292 --> 00:01:59,921 It says, "Endangered adult male, 74, 5'7", brunette, 42 00:02:00,005 --> 00:02:02,633 "last seen wearing southwestern cowboy boots 43 00:02:02,716 --> 00:02:04,468 - and a purple scarf." - Oh! Thank God! 44 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:06,887 Did it say the boots were turquoise? 45 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:08,639 Oh, thank God! 46 00:02:08,722 --> 00:02:09,890 Thank God. 47 00:02:09,973 --> 00:02:11,767 You gotta save me. 48 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,144 I'm in danger. 49 00:02:14,978 --> 00:02:16,688 You hear it all the time. 50 00:02:16,772 --> 00:02:19,483 "The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward." 51 00:02:19,566 --> 00:02:23,278 But when it comes down to it, most people aren't willing to take the leap. 52 00:02:23,362 --> 00:02:25,572 What the very successful know 53 00:02:25,656 --> 00:02:29,368 is that you have to take bold risks to strike gold. 54 00:02:29,451 --> 00:02:34,122 So, tell me, are you willing to go all in for greatness? 55 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:36,708 - I said, are you willing? - Yes! 56 00:02:37,793 --> 00:02:40,837 Sorry. I know he is our murder suspect. 57 00:02:40,921 --> 00:02:44,049 But the "Bash Steed Greatness Academy" audio tapes 58 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:46,093 are really inspiring. 59 00:02:46,176 --> 00:02:47,969 That was $18 well spent. 60 00:02:48,053 --> 00:02:52,474 If only he let it slip where to find him, then I'd be all in. 61 00:02:52,557 --> 00:02:54,351 Oh, wait a minute, this might be something. 62 00:02:54,434 --> 00:02:55,435 - What? - Oh. No. 63 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:59,815 His company website says, "Bash Steed is a citizen of the universe 64 00:02:59,898 --> 00:03:02,150 "with a home in each of the continents 65 00:03:02,234 --> 00:03:05,153 - and a bio module on Mars." - Wow. Wow. 66 00:03:05,237 --> 00:03:08,073 He's also an asshole, pardon my French. 67 00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:09,950 I mean, he did pretend to be my girlfriend. 68 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,619 Mm, not exactly sure you can call Priscilla a girlfriend 69 00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:15,622 when you messaged for six hours and you've never met in person. 70 00:03:15,706 --> 00:03:17,791 Oh, how embarrassing. 71 00:03:17,874 --> 00:03:21,044 Someone doesn't know the term "situationship." 72 00:03:21,128 --> 00:03:24,297 Okay, will you two Muppets stop arguing? 73 00:03:24,381 --> 00:03:27,300 We need to prepare for our interview with the mayor. 74 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:28,844 Fine. I'm over it anyway. 75 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:30,429 Although I still don't know why we're podcasting 76 00:03:30,512 --> 00:03:32,764 if we're not allowed to talk about our suspects. 77 00:03:32,848 --> 00:03:36,059 That's because we are contractually obligated 78 00:03:36,143 --> 00:03:38,478 to make content for Wondify. 79 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:42,566 - This is so dumb. - No, no, no, um, I think interviews 80 00:03:42,649 --> 00:03:44,818 are an evolution of our brand. 81 00:03:44,901 --> 00:03:47,988 And having the mayor as our first guest is quite the get. 82 00:03:48,071 --> 00:03:49,990 I've already reached out to Meghan Markle's team 83 00:03:50,073 --> 00:03:51,616 about being guest number two. 84 00:03:52,617 --> 00:03:54,745 Okay, that must be him... Oh! 85 00:03:54,828 --> 00:03:56,413 Did you see the email from Wondify? 86 00:03:56,496 --> 00:03:58,623 They want us to be more like the Drunken Sluts. 87 00:03:58,707 --> 00:04:01,585 You know, so they want us to slut it up! 88 00:04:01,668 --> 00:04:04,212 Ho-ho! Ho! 89 00:04:04,296 --> 00:04:05,297 Jesus. 90 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:09,801 - Greetings. Ho-ho! - Hey! 91 00:04:09,885 --> 00:04:11,636 Mayor Tillman in the house. 92 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,180 How are you, Charles? 93 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:15,807 Oh, my goodness. 94 00:04:15,891 --> 00:04:17,976 - Hello. What a pleasure. - Hello, how are you? 95 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,895 - Thank you. Thank you. - A pleasure. Big fan. 96 00:04:19,978 --> 00:04:24,191 Thank you. Oh, I can't believe I'm here, finally. 97 00:04:24,274 --> 00:04:27,194 Wasn't sure how many overtures I was gonna have to make 98 00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:30,447 before you would finally take the hint and let me on the pod. 99 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:31,698 Oh, no, no. 100 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:32,949 But fear not, fear not. 101 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:36,244 I have been working on my podcast voice for months. 102 00:04:36,328 --> 00:04:37,579 Check it out. 103 00:04:38,497 --> 00:04:40,165 I am Michael Barbaro. 104 00:04:40,248 --> 00:04:41,583 Uh-huh? 105 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:42,709 Oh, no, that's it. 106 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:44,044 - Oh! - Oh. 107 00:04:44,127 --> 00:04:47,255 - That was so good. - Oh, well, let's just get this started. 108 00:04:47,339 --> 00:04:48,340 Alright. 109 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:50,759 Okay! 110 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:53,637 Oliver and Mabel, we got a really special edition 111 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,639 of Only Murders podcast today. 112 00:04:55,722 --> 00:04:58,350 We're sitting with New York City Mayor Beau Tillman! 113 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:00,977 - Whoo! - Thank you. 114 00:05:01,061 --> 00:05:03,396 Thank you very much, Charles. Uh, a huge fan. 115 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,773 - Ohh! - Yeah. 116 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:06,942 Uh, you know, a big part of my platform 117 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:09,569 is making the streets of this city safer, 118 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:12,072 so I am excited to chop it up today. 119 00:05:12,155 --> 00:05:15,492 Well, uh, great. So the first and most obvious, uh, question is... 120 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,077 - Mm-hmm? - ...what are you gonna do about 121 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,538 the crosswalk button on 86th and Broadway? 122 00:05:19,621 --> 00:05:22,207 Oh, uh, is... is it broken? 123 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:24,334 No, but the button gets a little sticky, 124 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:26,503 and sometimes it... it's... it's difficult to tell 125 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:28,213 if you've pushed it or not. 126 00:05:30,632 --> 00:05:32,551 You said you wanted to make the streets safer. 127 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:34,261 Oh, I meant from murder. 128 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:36,096 - Ha! Of course. - Yeah, so... yeah. 129 00:05:36,179 --> 00:05:39,558 'Cause I... I heard your teaser trailer a while back, then crickets. 130 00:05:39,641 --> 00:05:41,560 So, I have some theories. 131 00:05:41,643 --> 00:05:43,854 Have we looked into the person 132 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:46,982 who is running against me this fall? 133 00:05:47,065 --> 00:05:48,775 Right? 134 00:05:48,859 --> 00:05:50,777 - You guys see? - Oh! It's a joke. 135 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,321 - Joking. - No. No, no, no, no. 136 00:05:53,405 --> 00:05:55,824 We cannot podcast about that murder. 137 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:59,160 - What...? - Because, well, our prime suspects 138 00:05:59,244 --> 00:06:02,747 bought our network and banned us from talking about them. 139 00:06:02,831 --> 00:06:06,042 Oh, the Wondify sale. Yeah. 140 00:06:06,126 --> 00:06:07,878 Wait. 141 00:06:07,961 --> 00:06:10,797 Is Bash Steed one of your suspects? 142 00:06:10,881 --> 00:06:12,507 Yeah, you know him? 143 00:06:12,591 --> 00:06:15,135 Uh, love him. I... I... I would be shocked 144 00:06:15,218 --> 00:06:17,137 if he was related to your case. 145 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:20,974 Actually, um, you know, Romy, I... I could really use a coffee 146 00:06:21,057 --> 00:06:23,268 - from that bodega on 74th. - Okay. 147 00:06:26,479 --> 00:06:27,647 Okay, thank you. 148 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:31,651 Bash Steed is your murderer. 149 00:07:20,575 --> 00:07:22,077 We have to be quick. 150 00:07:24,788 --> 00:07:26,831 Romy is Bash's niece. 151 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:30,835 He had me hire her so he could keep eyes on me all the time. 152 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:33,380 And yes, she also happens to be the best assistant I've ever had. 153 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:35,715 You should see how fast she gets coffee. 154 00:07:35,799 --> 00:07:37,175 Like a Road Runner cartoon. 155 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:39,970 She's already in the courtyard. 156 00:07:41,471 --> 00:07:44,432 Well, then, uh, start talking. What makes you think Bash is our suspect? 157 00:07:44,516 --> 00:07:45,976 Well, I... I don't actually know that for sure. 158 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:47,060 Dammit, Mayor! 159 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:48,895 But if you are investigating him for something, 160 00:07:48,979 --> 00:07:51,523 chances are, he did that something. Trust me. 161 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:53,984 This man will do whatever it takes to get ahead. 162 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,569 He has paid millions into my campaign. 163 00:07:56,653 --> 00:07:59,030 So, why are you trying to out him? 164 00:07:59,114 --> 00:08:00,657 When I was first running for office, 165 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,575 I was up against people with deep pockets. 166 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:06,121 I didn't stand a chance, until Bash opened up his checkbook. 167 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:09,457 But it turns out, if people give you money, you owe them later. 168 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:11,584 Been there. One time, I took a small loan 169 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:13,503 - from Robert Blake. He was... - Oliver! 170 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,130 Uh, s... Real quick. 171 00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:18,258 He made me lie under oath. Continue, please. 172 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:20,969 Uh, okay. Well, uh, it started out small. 173 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:24,097 Uh, building permits, diplomatic license plates. 174 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:25,807 But then the asks kept getting bigger. 175 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:28,685 Now, I'm spending so much time doing his bidding, 176 00:08:28,768 --> 00:08:31,604 I haven't made good on any of my campaign promises. 177 00:08:31,688 --> 00:08:33,606 That's why I wanted to do your podcast, 178 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:35,900 so I could win over the public and stop simping 179 00:08:35,984 --> 00:08:37,986 for some lunatic billionaire. 180 00:08:38,069 --> 00:08:41,364 Why don't you do something about it? Talk to the chief of police. 181 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:44,534 Who do you think is the NYPD's biggest donor? 182 00:08:44,617 --> 00:08:46,536 He's literally above the law. 183 00:08:47,162 --> 00:08:48,997 I'll bet Bash hired those dirty cops 184 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,207 I saw over Nicky's body at the dry cleaners. 185 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,334 Don't doubt it. And meanwhile... 186 00:08:53,418 --> 00:08:55,170 I'm powerless. 187 00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:56,796 Nothing but a puppet. 188 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,132 My ass is sore from having his hand so far up there. 189 00:08:59,215 --> 00:09:00,675 And not in a fun way. 190 00:09:00,759 --> 00:09:03,386 Great, so if the mayor of New York has no power, 191 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,846 what the hell are we supposed to do? 192 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:06,514 Investigate. 193 00:09:06,598 --> 00:09:09,392 I-If you find something, maybe we can take Bash down together. 194 00:09:09,476 --> 00:09:12,312 Oh, my God, that would be amazing for my numbers. 195 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:14,814 City people hate billionaires right now. 196 00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:17,108 We're trying, but we can't even find him. 197 00:09:17,192 --> 00:09:19,736 Well, the other day, I overheard Romy on the phone. 198 00:09:19,819 --> 00:09:23,531 Apparently, he's hosting some big, secret rich people meeting. 199 00:09:23,615 --> 00:09:27,327 Let me guess. With Camila White and Jay Pflug? 200 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:31,122 Yep, at his country estate in the middle of nowhere, 201 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:33,625 no servants, no service, no witnesses. 202 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,960 I'm not saying that they're doing blood rituals, 203 00:09:36,044 --> 00:09:37,545 but I have heard rumors that it's exactly that. 204 00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:39,172 Yes. 205 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:40,548 Do you have an address? 206 00:09:40,632 --> 00:09:42,425 Yes, the address, so we can never go there. 207 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,637 Oliver, maybe by surprising him, 208 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,639 we can find something to take him down. 209 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:50,600 Yes, and if we end up dead, the mayor can just get Bash on that. 210 00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:51,684 Oh. Smart. 211 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:54,479 Oh, I mean, as a backup plan. 212 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:55,855 What backup plan? 213 00:09:55,939 --> 00:09:57,398 Oh, Romy! 214 00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:59,776 Hey. Yeah, we were, uh, 215 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:01,736 just talking about, um, birth control. 216 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,863 - Yeah. - Morning-after pill. 217 00:10:03,947 --> 00:10:05,615 Yeah, I need it. 218 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,117 Feminism. 219 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,661 You know, the... The right to choose-a-roni. 220 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:11,246 We should go. 221 00:10:11,329 --> 00:10:13,248 Ribbon cutting at the New York City Ballet. 222 00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:14,958 God, snooze. 223 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,626 Sarah Jessica Parker's gonna be there. 224 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:18,711 - She's friends with my uncle. - And wide awake! 225 00:10:18,795 --> 00:10:20,672 Let's go. Thank you. 226 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:22,382 Uh, sorry for the chicken scratch. 227 00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:25,176 If I get reelected, first thing I'm gonna do is fix the public schools. 228 00:10:29,347 --> 00:10:32,058 Do either of you see how insane this is? 229 00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,978 We're about to face off with the most dangerous suspect 230 00:10:35,061 --> 00:10:37,063 we've ever had... in the wilderness. 231 00:10:37,147 --> 00:10:40,108 - Oliver, we're going to Connecticut. - Yeah, well, Putnams don't do foliage. 232 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:43,111 In fact, I... I should probably stay home and text my poor wife 233 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:46,114 who's on hour 18 of her United delay. 234 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:49,200 She's boarded and deboarded four separate times 235 00:10:49,284 --> 00:10:51,411 and spent $900 at Hudson News. 236 00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:55,206 Well, I for one, am going in scorched earth, guns blazing, 237 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:57,250 hell hath no fury like a Savage scorned. 238 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,752 Come on, Oliver, I know you wanna take those cowboy boots 239 00:10:59,836 --> 00:11:01,754 out for a spin in the country. 240 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:04,924 - Didn't you get those from Wonder Woman? - Linda Lavin. 241 00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:06,217 - Ah. - Do they come in a men's? 242 00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:07,552 They're unisex! 243 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,679 And a piece of Broadway history. 244 00:11:09,762 --> 00:11:12,432 She wore them in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. 245 00:11:12,515 --> 00:11:16,269 And in a private viewing, only the boots. 246 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:18,897 - Ew. - But that's beside the point. 247 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:21,107 This is crazy, and I'm not going. 248 00:11:21,191 --> 00:11:23,067 We have to, for Lester. 249 00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:27,947 And if it gets all Eyes Wide Shut, then we can leave. 250 00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:32,160 Alright, I'll go. 251 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:33,494 For the boots. 252 00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:36,748 And I'm sending my wife a cute little selfie of me in them, 253 00:11:36,831 --> 00:11:39,000 so she can ID my body! 254 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:43,755 He's gotta relax. How scary can a country house be? 255 00:11:48,426 --> 00:11:50,220 Bash's den of lies. 256 00:11:52,805 --> 00:11:55,975 I wonder what room he was in when he first posed as Priscilla 257 00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:58,937 with the conniving line, "I really like your profile. 258 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,023 If you could add one color to the rainbow, what would it be?" 259 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:04,484 - What'd you answer? - Brown. 260 00:12:05,902 --> 00:12:08,905 Well, the landscape is very... lush. 261 00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:11,699 Yeah, that's what happens when you fertilize with human remains. 262 00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:16,913 Oh, great! We... We lost service a mile back. 263 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:19,332 Now, Loretta's gonna think that I'm in danger. 264 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:22,001 And newsflash, I am! 265 00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,462 Oliver, calm down. 266 00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:27,632 There's nothing to worry about. Just don't look to your three o'clock. 267 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,221 Do we think he's real, or are we gonna find out 268 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,056 he died 50 years ago in a fire? 269 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,644 I like your skin. 270 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:40,728 Ah. 271 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:44,941 That's the first compliment that ever made my bowels evacuate. 272 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:46,818 Hi. 273 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:49,112 Uh, i-is your dad home? 274 00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:51,197 Or maybe he's your grandpa? 275 00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,532 Or son. 276 00:12:52,615 --> 00:12:54,784 If that's the plot twist of this horror movie. 277 00:12:56,744 --> 00:12:59,080 He's inside with the others. 278 00:12:59,163 --> 00:13:03,084 But Daddy says little boys who interrupt get sent to the cellar. 279 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:05,670 Okay. 280 00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:07,046 Well, thank you. 281 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:10,717 And you know, good luck with your... shiv. 282 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,564 Okay, I... I've seen enough. 283 00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:26,899 How 'bout we beat traffic, avoid getting hunted, 284 00:13:26,983 --> 00:13:29,110 - and hung on a wall? - Shh. 285 00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:32,989 Listen. 286 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,955 First, I'll remove the spleen. 287 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,623 Careful. 288 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:45,335 They're harvesting organs to sell on the black market. 289 00:13:46,711 --> 00:13:50,006 Next, I'll take the kidney. 290 00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,264 Dammit! 291 00:13:58,348 --> 00:14:00,600 It's always the wishbone. 292 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,935 They're playing... 293 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,228 Operation? 294 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:08,483 ♪ The leg bone's connected to the hip bone ♪ 295 00:14:08,566 --> 00:14:10,985 Well, just three adults playing a children's game. 296 00:14:11,069 --> 00:14:12,737 Not at all creepy. 297 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:13,988 I'm good to go. 298 00:14:18,242 --> 00:14:19,952 Hi! 299 00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:21,871 Trespassers. 300 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,708 Naughty, naughty. 301 00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:34,926 You said today would be private. What are they doing here? 302 00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:38,054 Better question, what are you doing here? 303 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:41,891 Playing board games in the privacy of my own home. 304 00:14:41,974 --> 00:14:43,184 Oh, please. 305 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,645 We know what happens when the three of you get together. 306 00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:48,022 Even if it looks like a game of Operation, 307 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:50,316 we know you're always playing for something. 308 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:53,986 Might as well show them. 309 00:15:03,496 --> 00:15:06,707 Okay, a trophy from Walgreens? 310 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:10,169 Well, there were only so many times we could destroy each other's businesses 311 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,004 before it got boring, 312 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:14,215 so we started having game nights. 313 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:16,884 Gives us an outlet for ruthless competition. 314 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:18,261 And gossip. 315 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,638 Warren Buffet shaves his bikini line. 316 00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:23,349 - Oh! - Oh! What? 317 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,892 Okay, fine. 318 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:27,854 Well, if that's all you guys are doing, 319 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:31,524 I'm sure you wouldn't mind if we stayed and watched a little, right? 320 00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:34,735 No, no, no, I... I think... I think we've overstayed our welcome. 321 00:15:34,819 --> 00:15:35,862 Nonsense. 322 00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,864 Please stay. 323 00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:38,948 I insist. 324 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,419 Yahtzee! 325 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,921 Well, that wraps up round seven. 326 00:15:54,005 --> 00:15:56,132 Maybe they really are just playing board games? 327 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:59,218 No, no. No, no, no. I'm telling you, these people are killers. 328 00:15:59,302 --> 00:16:01,971 They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. 329 00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:03,097 Sociopathic. 330 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:05,349 Now, please excuse me. 331 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,518 I have business to attend to. 332 00:16:11,731 --> 00:16:14,692 I'll follow him. Maybe I can get him to talk to me. 333 00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:23,159 Okay, I'm on Pflug duty. Oliver, you're on Camila. 334 00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:25,203 Whatever happened, the three of them 335 00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:27,330 are clearly in on it together. 336 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,414 Oh, yes. 337 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:40,551 So, um, how does gaming here compare to gaming at The Arconia? 338 00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:45,765 How's your apartment, Oliver? 339 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:50,520 My apartment? Well, um... 340 00:16:50,603 --> 00:16:55,316 I was thinking of selling. Uh, got an insanely good offer. 341 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:56,567 Oh. 342 00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:01,197 What, that's all you have to say to me about it? 343 00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,866 Should there be more? 344 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,244 How about, um, mm-mm... 345 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:08,496 "Thank you"? 346 00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:13,292 I transformed your sad, purple hovel 347 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:15,461 into a camel-toned fantasy land. 348 00:17:15,545 --> 00:17:18,047 I said "camel-toned." 349 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:21,259 When I met you, you had zero tassels on your pillows. 350 00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:24,679 And now, look at you, Tassel King of the Upper West Side, 351 00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:25,888 all because of me. 352 00:17:25,972 --> 00:17:27,765 The disrespect. 353 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:31,477 I should cut off your balls and shave them into a potpourri. 354 00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:37,483 Sorry, I downed an entire bottle of Chablis on the 'copter over. 355 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,611 You have a question for me? 356 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,238 Mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm. 357 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:43,322 Okay. 358 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:02,008 You followed me all the way out here. 359 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,512 Do you have something to say? 360 00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:09,724 I was sort of waiting till you put down the big blade. 361 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,894 This is a skin tree. 362 00:18:13,978 --> 00:18:17,982 The bark helps with my Algernon's digestion. 363 00:18:19,692 --> 00:18:20,693 Oh, look. 364 00:18:22,028 --> 00:18:23,362 There's Algie in the pool. 365 00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,242 How fun. 366 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:34,290 I was going to cover the pool up, but Algie loves to swim. 367 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,712 Now, when my other children were young, 368 00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:43,966 I was too busy building my empire to be a good daddy. 369 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:48,429 So, with Algie, I promised to never miss a single bedtime, 370 00:18:48,512 --> 00:18:50,056 and I never have. 371 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:54,560 Don't try to be sympathetic, Priscilla. 372 00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:57,772 You catfished me. 373 00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:02,568 You preyed on a buffed-up, albeit older, romantic looking for love, 374 00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:06,322 but I guess that behavior is to be expected from a murderer. 375 00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:13,537 I am not a murderer. 376 00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:14,955 I hate death. 377 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,501 I lost my papa when I was very young. 378 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:21,462 That's what sparked my fascination with longevity. 379 00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:26,550 You know, the micro-naps, cryo-chamber, stem-cell shakes. 380 00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,261 Everyone thinks it's born out of vanity. 381 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:36,143 But the truth is, I want my Algie to keep his papa... 382 00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:38,938 ...possibly forever. 383 00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:44,193 Father, is it time for my gesunde Leckerei? 384 00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:46,529 My boy. 385 00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:48,823 He loves his healthy treat. 386 00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:50,282 Now, if you'll excuse me. 387 00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:51,617 Oh, Charles. 388 00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:54,453 I wish you nothing but happiness. 389 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:09,635 Looking for something? 390 00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:14,682 Or are you joining us for a game of hide-and-seek? 391 00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:18,060 Sorry, HR won't let me play games with my boss, 392 00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:21,522 which you are, because you bought us and then shut us down. 393 00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:24,233 Yeah, I... Well, yeah... I'm sorry about that. 394 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:27,737 I couldn't let you talk shit about me in a murder podcast. 395 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,613 Accusations like that... 396 00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:32,283 I'm just trying to protect my family. 397 00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:35,244 You keep making excuses, yet I have no evidence 398 00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:37,413 that you're actually a good guy. 399 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:41,292 Well, if you responded to my texts, I would show you that I am one. 400 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,837 HR also won't let me date bosses. 401 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,340 Plus, there's that whole thing where you're a suspect. 402 00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:49,717 Mm, fair. 403 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,636 But if I wasn't, could I take you out to dinner? 404 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:57,767 I'm not a Bond villain. I promise. 405 00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,643 Although I do have a white cat and my dad's office 406 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:01,729 is located on the side of a mountain. 407 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:09,779 Look, I know my friends are eccentric. 408 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:14,241 But really, we're just a bunch of bored, rich people hashing out a bet. 409 00:21:14,909 --> 00:21:16,702 The same one we were trying to settle the last time 410 00:21:16,786 --> 00:21:17,953 we were in that gaming parlor. 411 00:21:19,705 --> 00:21:21,332 Do you mean when Lester died? 412 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:23,542 Uh... 413 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,377 What do you know? 414 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,215 Fine. Don't tell me. 415 00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:31,008 I'll find out myself. 416 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,386 Shit. 417 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,305 Alright, cut the shit. 418 00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:40,392 Jay admitted this is about way more than a stupid trophy. 419 00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:46,357 So, you don't wanna answer our questions, fine. 420 00:21:47,566 --> 00:21:49,151 We'll do it your way. 421 00:21:49,235 --> 00:21:52,238 We play you for answers. 422 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:55,574 - Wait, Mabel, are you serious? - You wanna play games with them?! 423 00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:57,993 The last time they were doing that, two whole people died. 424 00:21:58,077 --> 00:21:59,495 If we win... 425 00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:02,248 we wanna know everything. 426 00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:03,999 A ratcheting up of the stakes. 427 00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,752 Leaning in, liking. 428 00:22:07,753 --> 00:22:09,672 What happens if you lose? 429 00:22:11,841 --> 00:22:14,552 We stop investigating you, forever. 430 00:22:19,682 --> 00:22:20,683 Fine. 431 00:22:22,268 --> 00:22:23,769 And when we win, 432 00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:26,063 if you don't hold to your end of the bargain, 433 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:27,273 we'll kill you. 434 00:22:31,318 --> 00:22:33,320 Kidding. 435 00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:35,948 And that's a wrap on me. 436 00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:37,867 Bye, everybody. Enjoy your twisted game night. 437 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:40,119 Oliver, you can't leave. 438 00:22:40,202 --> 00:22:42,288 What about doing this for Lester? You're being selfish. 439 00:22:42,371 --> 00:22:45,416 Yeah, enough with "Oliver is selfish" shtick. 440 00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:49,044 And you're not doing this for Lester, you're just mad you got scammed online. 441 00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:52,923 And besides, unlike you two, I have someone to lose. 442 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:55,342 I'm sorry, but it's true. 443 00:22:55,426 --> 00:22:59,638 So, if you wanna risk your lives playing a game, go for it. 444 00:22:59,722 --> 00:23:00,806 But I'm out. 445 00:23:08,439 --> 00:23:10,065 Ladies and gentlemen, 446 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:11,817 the game is Celebrity. 447 00:23:11,901 --> 00:23:14,194 How many famous people can you guess in a minute? 448 00:23:14,278 --> 00:23:16,405 One round, winner takes all. 449 00:23:16,488 --> 00:23:18,490 Our team will draw a category first. 450 00:23:20,451 --> 00:23:22,036 "Historical figures." 451 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,038 Do you think they know about history? 452 00:23:24,121 --> 00:23:26,457 No way. They're too busy with world domination 453 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,042 to read biographies. 454 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,754 Mm-hmm. Okay. 455 00:23:31,837 --> 00:23:33,797 Start the timer... now! 456 00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:38,510 He comes to my, um, uh, my Labor Day party every year 457 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:41,096 - and bakes a pineapple upside-down cake. - Vladimir Putin! 458 00:23:42,765 --> 00:23:46,018 Um, um, Jay, he and your granddad did... did sleepaway camp 459 00:23:46,101 --> 00:23:48,103 - in the Schwarzwild. - Uh, Henry Kissinger! 460 00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:51,190 Um, um... Oh, good God. 461 00:23:51,273 --> 00:23:53,817 He will not shut up about Crumbl Cookies. 462 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,319 Kim Jong Un! 463 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:58,155 What are we gonna do? 464 00:23:58,238 --> 00:24:00,074 Hope for an easier category. 465 00:24:00,157 --> 00:24:01,325 This guy. 466 00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:02,493 Bernie Sanders! 467 00:24:03,953 --> 00:24:07,373 Camila, um, he and you, uh, call each other "Bunny Face," 468 00:24:07,456 --> 00:24:08,999 - and I don't know why. - Xi Jinping, 469 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,417 and the reason is just for us! 470 00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:13,253 Time. 471 00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:17,007 You got five. 472 00:24:17,091 --> 00:24:19,385 - Oh. Mm. Hmm. - Yeah. 473 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:22,972 Bravo, Papa. 474 00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:26,225 Algie, to the cellar. 475 00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:32,314 Your turn. 476 00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:40,990 Don't worry, we got this. 477 00:24:41,073 --> 00:24:42,616 We're smart people. We know things. 478 00:24:44,827 --> 00:24:47,162 Okay, our category is... 479 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,583 "Broadway." 480 00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:56,213 ♪ The coffee cup ♪ 481 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:58,382 ♪ I think about you ♪ 482 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:03,262 ♪ I love you so, it's like I'm losing my mind ♪ 483 00:25:07,016 --> 00:25:09,852 ♪ Lions and tigers and bears, oh, shit! ♪ 484 00:25:09,935 --> 00:25:12,229 ♪ Lions and tigers and bears ♪ Oh, shit! 485 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:14,064 How do we not have Oliver for this? 486 00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:15,774 It's okay. You know Broadway, right? 487 00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:18,277 Yes, I've seen one play once, 488 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,487 and it was the first 15 seconds of Death Rattle, 489 00:25:20,571 --> 00:25:22,364 before Ben Glenroy dropped dead. 490 00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:24,700 Just do your best, no pressure. Well, some pressure. 491 00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:26,910 Our entire investigation depends on it. 492 00:25:29,872 --> 00:25:32,207 Your time starts now. 493 00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:33,917 Okay, um... 494 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:35,753 Pass. 495 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,837 Hold on. 496 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,088 No, pass. 497 00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,716 - Say something, Mabel. - I'm trying! Pass. 498 00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:42,092 - Pass. - Anything but "pass"! 499 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:44,136 Ugh! Where's Oliver when you need him? 500 00:25:44,219 --> 00:25:46,180 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I know this one. 501 00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:47,806 The boots! She was naked in the boots. 502 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,475 Linda Lavin! 503 00:25:49,558 --> 00:25:52,061 Okay, Oliver claims he was an assistant doula 504 00:25:52,144 --> 00:25:53,604 - at her birth. - Uh, Lea Michele! 505 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,856 Oliver says he and this person 506 00:25:55,939 --> 00:25:58,275 took an Ativan and slept through all of Hurricane Sandy. 507 00:25:58,358 --> 00:25:59,526 Hugh Jackman! 508 00:26:00,778 --> 00:26:03,989 Oliver claims he invented both the name "Adele Dazeem" and her real one. 509 00:26:04,073 --> 00:26:07,409 The wickedly talented Idina Menzel! 510 00:26:07,493 --> 00:26:09,203 Ugh, Oliver's biggest beef is with...? 511 00:26:09,286 --> 00:26:11,747 The Jessica... Angela Lansbury! 512 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:14,333 Oliver says she stole his haircut. 513 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,001 Cynthia Nixon! 514 00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:17,252 - Time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 515 00:26:21,757 --> 00:26:23,467 You motherfuckers beat us. 516 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,594 We sure did. 517 00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:28,889 Now, tell us what you were playing for. 518 00:26:33,644 --> 00:26:34,645 Okay. 519 00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:40,984 The night your doorman died, we played for a very big contract, 520 00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:42,861 probably the biggest development project 521 00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:46,365 to hit New York City since... Grand Central. 522 00:26:46,448 --> 00:26:48,492 - The most important... - Oh, my God! 523 00:26:49,326 --> 00:26:52,621 One of you is planning to build New York City's first casino. 524 00:26:52,704 --> 00:26:54,289 I was ramping up. 525 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,376 But yes. 526 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,087 We all have our proposals. 527 00:27:01,338 --> 00:27:04,466 Tonight's winner gets to see theirs come to life. 528 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:06,969 That's a terrible idea. 529 00:27:07,052 --> 00:27:09,388 You think a casino would be good for the city? 530 00:27:09,471 --> 00:27:11,682 I think about how much money it would make. 531 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,642 How much power the owner would wield. 532 00:27:13,725 --> 00:27:15,519 And how it's a chance to make your name 533 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:17,187 synonymous with New York City history. 534 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:18,730 That's Rockefeller shit. 535 00:27:18,814 --> 00:27:19,898 How noble. 536 00:27:21,024 --> 00:27:24,903 And how do you three just get to decide that, anyway? 537 00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:27,614 Deals have always been made in back rooms. 538 00:27:27,698 --> 00:27:30,159 Games are just our way of making it fun. 539 00:27:30,242 --> 00:27:33,620 That still doesn't explain why you edited the footage from that night. 540 00:27:33,704 --> 00:27:38,125 Well, frankly, I don't like anyone knowing my comings and goings. 541 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:41,837 Yesterday, I treated Algernon to a Jamba Juice. 542 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,423 - Ooh. - Scrubbed that, too. 543 00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,425 Mm. And we wouldn't want people 544 00:27:46,508 --> 00:27:49,219 losing faith in the system, now, would we? 545 00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:52,055 So, you didn't kill anyone? 546 00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,725 This has nothing to do with our doorman? 547 00:27:56,685 --> 00:28:01,023 This is about a casino and a stupid trophy? 548 00:28:04,735 --> 00:28:06,111 Are you guys good? 549 00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:09,615 We just really like the trophy. Put the trophy down. 550 00:28:22,628 --> 00:28:25,881 Your prize is our fucking finger. 551 00:28:35,265 --> 00:28:37,309 Come on, you overpriced brick. 552 00:28:37,392 --> 00:28:40,354 Survived a hot bowl of barley soup, and now you crap out? 553 00:28:41,313 --> 00:28:44,775 Thank Mary Tyler Moore. 554 00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:47,569 Oh, dear. 555 00:28:50,155 --> 00:28:51,531 Oh, mother's balls! 556 00:28:52,783 --> 00:28:55,535 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 557 00:28:55,619 --> 00:28:57,579 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 558 00:28:59,831 --> 00:29:02,376 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." 559 00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:03,543 Always so sad 560 00:29:03,627 --> 00:29:05,254 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 561 00:29:05,963 --> 00:29:08,340 Oh, thank God! Thank God. 562 00:29:08,423 --> 00:29:10,133 You gotta save me! 563 00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:13,804 I'm in danger. 564 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:16,848 You poor thing. Anyone we can call for you? 565 00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:19,768 Well, I tried my wife, and... and no reception. 566 00:29:19,851 --> 00:29:23,063 Plus, she's probably halfway to New Zealand to shoot her TV show. 567 00:29:23,146 --> 00:29:24,564 She's a Hollywood actress. 568 00:29:24,648 --> 00:29:27,901 Of course, she is. 569 00:29:27,985 --> 00:29:29,987 - Uh, should we try the police station? - Uh... 570 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,406 No, no! No, no, no. The police are in on it. 571 00:29:32,489 --> 00:29:33,615 Goes all the way to the top. 572 00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:38,287 The mayor told me this morning when he came over to record my podcast. 573 00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:40,914 - I bet he did. - Yeah. 574 00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:43,959 End of the day is toughest. 575 00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:50,215 - Gotta get the hell outta here. - We gotta call a car. 576 00:29:50,299 --> 00:29:51,758 Oh! 577 00:29:51,842 --> 00:29:53,969 So, you're a "good guy," huh? 578 00:29:54,052 --> 00:29:56,680 Mabel, you're in more danger than you think with that finger. 579 00:29:56,763 --> 00:29:58,932 You have no idea what they paid to get that. 580 00:30:00,017 --> 00:30:01,018 Paid who? 581 00:30:03,478 --> 00:30:04,479 Wait. 582 00:30:04,563 --> 00:30:08,025 So then, this is your legacy? 583 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:11,069 Trapping a woman at one of your game nights to get it back? 584 00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:15,782 - A woman and her friend. - Is no one going to stop them? 585 00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:17,617 Really? 586 00:30:17,701 --> 00:30:19,661 Okay, go. Now. 587 00:30:19,745 --> 00:30:20,746 Now. 588 00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:27,085 And Zach Galifianakis is playing me in the movie, so... 589 00:30:27,169 --> 00:30:29,963 - Well, isn't that wonderful? - Yeah. 590 00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:34,343 Alright, let's hop on in. We can drop off Blaze on the way. 591 00:30:34,426 --> 00:30:37,471 Oh, God, I... Really, I cannot thank you two enough. 592 00:30:37,554 --> 00:30:39,222 I mean... 593 00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:42,309 ...if I had to walk back to Manhattan in these boots, 594 00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:44,686 Charles and Mabel would never let me live it down. 595 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:47,397 Are those your friends? Um, should we give them a call? 596 00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:50,442 Well, actually they're... they're at Bash Steed's place, 597 00:30:50,525 --> 00:30:51,985 uh, with no service, so... 598 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:53,528 - Bash Steed. - Yeah. 599 00:30:53,612 --> 00:30:55,947 They can't be that good of friends then, 600 00:30:56,031 --> 00:30:58,909 if they let you wander off all on your lonesome. 601 00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:01,495 Well, actually, they're... they're great friends. 602 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:04,831 I mean, if it wasn't for them, who knows what would have happened to me? 603 00:31:04,915 --> 00:31:08,001 I... I... I wouldn't have a podcast. 604 00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:10,587 I wouldn't have met the love of my life. 605 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,714 And I certainly wouldn't have reconnected 606 00:31:12,798 --> 00:31:15,300 with my best friend, Ron-Ron Howard. 607 00:31:16,927 --> 00:31:19,012 - I call him Ron-Ron. - Wow. 608 00:31:19,096 --> 00:31:20,472 Yeah. 609 00:31:20,555 --> 00:31:22,391 - Uh, well, I... - Meanwhile, I'm the one 610 00:31:22,474 --> 00:31:24,768 who left them alone with a group 611 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:28,688 of deeply unwell rich people, you know? 612 00:31:28,772 --> 00:31:30,399 I mean, they... they can't even call an Uber. 613 00:31:30,482 --> 00:31:32,025 They have no way out of there. 614 00:31:33,568 --> 00:31:35,946 Oh, my God. What have I done? 615 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:40,075 - I need you to drive me back! - No can do, hon. 616 00:31:40,158 --> 00:31:41,952 We're gonna take you somewhere safe. Get in. 617 00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:45,580 No, no. I'm gonna save my friends from murderous billionaires! 618 00:31:45,664 --> 00:31:47,249 And if you won't drive me... 619 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,753 - I'm taking the horse! - Oh. 620 00:31:51,837 --> 00:31:53,839 Oh, oh! Come on, buddy. 621 00:31:53,922 --> 00:31:57,551 I have a strong sense you're not the best on bareback. 622 00:31:57,634 --> 00:32:00,762 I'll have you know that I am the first and last director 623 00:32:00,846 --> 00:32:02,639 to ever stage Equus with a live... 624 00:32:04,641 --> 00:32:06,309 Is everything out here demonic? 625 00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,980 How am I gonna get back to my friends?! 626 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:12,274 Dammit! How are we gonna get out of here? 627 00:32:12,357 --> 00:32:13,525 Mabel. 628 00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:16,153 Shit. 629 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,530 You know, there's something I have to say, and I have to say it fast 630 00:32:18,613 --> 00:32:21,283 before I get, uh, sent to the cellar with Algernon. 631 00:32:21,366 --> 00:32:22,367 What? 632 00:32:22,451 --> 00:32:25,036 Oliver was right. I threw myself into this case 633 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,748 because I was sad I got catfished, and I thought I had nothing to lose. 634 00:32:28,832 --> 00:32:30,542 But I have a lot to lose. 635 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,502 My family. 636 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,255 - You. - Oliver. 637 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:36,631 Yeah, Oliver. 638 00:32:36,715 --> 00:32:38,592 No! Oliver! 639 00:32:38,675 --> 00:32:41,761 Get away from my friends, you sons of bitches! 640 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:50,562 You came back for us! 641 00:32:50,645 --> 00:32:52,522 - I should never have left! - No, you were right. 642 00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:54,441 These people are insane. 643 00:32:54,524 --> 00:32:56,109 Mabel, get in! 644 00:32:56,193 --> 00:32:58,445 And we got matches! 645 00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:03,200 Oliver, those Linda Lavin boots saved us! 646 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:06,411 - Where are we going? - ♪ To the Old Town Road ♪ 647 00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:08,788 We're riding all the way to Manhattan! 648 00:33:08,872 --> 00:33:09,956 Ha, ha! 649 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,959 I'm not saying we're gonna get there quickly. 650 00:33:19,049 --> 00:33:22,302 Can't believe this finger has to do with the first casino 651 00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:24,221 in New York City. 652 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,723 I can't believe that dead finger is back in my apartment. 653 00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:30,018 I can't believe Loretta called in a Silver Alert for me. 654 00:33:30,101 --> 00:33:32,145 And it didn't even mention any of my credits. 655 00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:36,107 Okay, that must be Williams. 656 00:33:36,191 --> 00:33:38,777 I hope she can identify that thing before it learns to crawl. 657 00:33:39,569 --> 00:33:40,570 Hmm. 658 00:33:41,446 --> 00:33:42,656 Oh, oh. 659 00:33:44,032 --> 00:33:46,076 Oh, uh, look who, uh... 660 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:49,162 You'll have to excuse me for arriving so late. 661 00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:51,665 They say don't go to bed mad, so I thought I'd come 662 00:33:51,748 --> 00:33:53,667 and settle our little tiff. 663 00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:56,419 Hm, you mean the fact that you lied about the casino 664 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:59,214 having anything to do with our murder? 665 00:33:59,297 --> 00:34:03,468 Like it or not, that finger decides the casino bid, 666 00:34:03,552 --> 00:34:06,763 and New York is only giving out one permit. 667 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,724 I don't know if you've seen Jay and Bash's proposals, 668 00:34:09,808 --> 00:34:11,518 but they're grotesque. 669 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:15,146 Jay wants to put his in the 92nd Street YMCA 670 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:19,276 because, and I quote, "A pool would be so sick." 671 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:23,113 And Bash's big idea is a spaceship 672 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:27,409 floating over Times Square and the M&M's store. 673 00:34:27,492 --> 00:34:29,869 - A travesty. - Hmm. Yeah... 674 00:34:29,953 --> 00:34:32,998 My casino will be different. Bespoke. 675 00:34:33,081 --> 00:34:36,835 I am giving the people of New York what they don't know they need. 676 00:34:36,918 --> 00:34:38,712 A gambling addiction? 677 00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:41,089 I will make gambling so chic, 678 00:34:41,172 --> 00:34:43,842 Gwyneth Paltrow will shit her capris. 679 00:34:43,925 --> 00:34:46,553 That's really compelling, Camila, 680 00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:49,055 - but we're not giving you the finger. - Mm-mm. 681 00:34:49,139 --> 00:34:51,224 Oh, I worried you might say that, so... 682 00:34:51,308 --> 00:34:53,476 Give me the finger! 683 00:34:55,228 --> 00:34:57,897 You're bluffing, and we're not giving you the finger. 684 00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:01,818 Willing to risk it? 685 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:04,946 Give her the finger. Give her the finger. 686 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:14,998 I can't wait to share with the world my quiet slots. 687 00:35:15,081 --> 00:35:18,126 It's not... "ding!" It's... "ding." 688 00:35:20,795 --> 00:35:24,049 I think I'll start renovations with... 689 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:27,385 Oliver's apartment. 690 00:35:27,469 --> 00:35:30,347 What are you talking about? 691 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,932 That offer on your place was from me. 692 00:35:33,016 --> 00:35:36,102 I'm the one buying up all the apartments here, 693 00:35:36,186 --> 00:35:38,271 so I can finally build. 694 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:43,276 Exclusive first look. 695 00:35:46,905 --> 00:35:49,115 The Camila Club? 696 00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,034 Is that... 697 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:52,535 Our lobby? 698 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:55,413 Our courtyard? 699 00:35:56,414 --> 00:36:00,001 You're turning The Arconia into a casino? 700 00:36:01,378 --> 00:36:03,880 Well, have a good night. 701 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:07,050 Hopefully, they'll have murders in your next building, too.