1 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,530 Hello. Hi. 2 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:12,070 My name is Leslie Knope, 3 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:12,070 and I work for the Parks 4 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:12,070 and Recreation Department. 5 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:14,370 Can I ask you 6 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:14,370 a few questions? 7 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:17,100 Would you say 8 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:17,100 that you are, 9 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:19,340 "Enjoying yourself 10 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:19,340 and having fun, 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,280 "having a moderate 12 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,280 amount of fun 13 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,780 "and somewhat 14 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,780 enjoying yourself, 15 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:25,540 "or having no fun 16 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:25,540 and no enjoyment?" 17 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:28,820 I'm gonna put 18 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:28,820 a lot of fun. 19 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:32,080 Ms. Knope, 20 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:32,080 there's a drunk 21 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:32,080 stuck in the slide. 22 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:34,320 Sir, this is 23 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:34,320 a children's slide. 24 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,160 You're not allowed 25 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,160 to sleep in here. 26 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,160 What is? 27 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:37,250 You know, 28 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:37,250 when I first tell people 29 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,460 that I work 30 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,460 in the government, 31 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,460 they say, 32 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,360 "Oh. The government. 33 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,360 The government stinks. 34 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:42,560 "The lines are too long 35 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:42,560 at the DMV." 36 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:44,260 But now things 37 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:44,260 have changed. 38 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,000 People need our help. 39 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,370 And it feels good 40 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,370 to be needed. 41 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,700 Could you put 42 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,700 your arms to your side? 43 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:50,760 Wait... 44 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,210 And that might help you 45 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,210 slide down a little easier. 46 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,610 We don't... 47 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,610 Do you want to come this way? 48 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,110 Uh-uh. 49 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,110 Okay, we're gonna 50 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,110 need you to get out. 51 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,270 Can you 52 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,270 please go away? 53 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,370 Get out of the slide. 54 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,370 Okay? 55 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,140 You're... 56 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,140 Can you please go away? 57 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,140 Here we go! 58 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,380 Okay, wake up. 59 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,380 Here we go. 60 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,380 Out of the slide. 61 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,920 You know, 62 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,920 government isn't just 63 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,920 a boys' club anymore. 64 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:08,980 Women are everywhere. 65 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:08,980 It's a great time 66 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:08,980 to be a woman in politics. 67 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:12,860 Hillary Clinton, 68 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:12,860 Sarah Palin, me, 69 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:12,860 Nancy Pelosi. 70 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,530 We did it! 71 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,700 You know, I like to 72 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,700 tell people, you know, 73 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,500 "Get on board 74 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,500 and buckle up, 75 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,900 "because my ride's 76 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,900 gonna be a big one." 77 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,600 And if you get 78 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,600 motion sickness, 79 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,600 you know, 80 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,230 put your head 81 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,230 between your knees 82 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:27,180 'cause Leslie Knope's 83 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:27,180 stopping for no one. 84 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,340 Tonight 85 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,340 is our next monthly 86 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:03,240 community outreach 87 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:03,240 public forum. 88 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:05,110 And that is tonight. 89 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,710 That is tonight. 90 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,710 Right. 91 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,650 Leslie will be 92 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,650 running it. 93 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,950 And we need one more. 94 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:12,510 Who wants in? 95 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:18,720 Tom. 96 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,090 Fine. 97 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:22,690 This is a great thing 98 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:22,690 for you guys to see. 99 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:24,860 This is where 100 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:24,860 the rubber 101 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:24,860 of government 102 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:28,170 meets the road 103 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:28,170 of actual human beings. 104 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:31,010 When I go through 105 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:31,010 these doors, 106 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:31,010 I need to be on. 107 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,010 Like the White House 108 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,010 Press Secretary. 109 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,010 Are you ready? 110 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,480 Yeah. 111 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,480 Okay. 112 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,040 Here we go. 113 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,150 It's locked. 114 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,750 Okay. 115 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,750 Here we go. 116 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:54,490 Thank you so much 117 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:54,490 for coming. 118 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:54,490 What an amazing turnout. 119 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,130 My name is 120 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,130 Leslie Knope. 121 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,430 I am the deputy director 122 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,430 of the Parks and 123 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,430 Recreation Department, 124 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:03,910 and tonight we're gonna 125 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:03,910 be taking some of 126 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:03,910 your questions as... Hello? 127 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,510 We're having 128 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,510 a meeting in here. 129 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,310 Does anybody have 130 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,310 any questions 131 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,310 about permits? 132 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:16,220 So, take two. 133 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:20,090 I'm Leslie Knope, 134 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:20,090 and with me is department 135 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:20,090 member Tom Haverford. 136 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,860 We are here to answer 137 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,860 any and all of your 138 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,860 questions, so fire away. 139 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,960 Well, it's a great day, 140 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,960 because last month 141 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,960 they put me in jail. 142 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:33,840 That's right. 143 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:33,840 The head of the police 144 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:33,840 is a ninth-degree Mason. 145 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,400 But the music 146 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,400 is so loud. 147 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,940 Stop the graffiti, 148 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,940 please. Please. 149 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,310 I don't like 150 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,310 obscenities just as much 151 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,310 as you don't like them. 152 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,710 No, it drives me 153 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,710 crazy. I have kids. 154 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:43,800 Right. But... 155 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,140 I've got my little 156 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,140 three-year-old, 157 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,740 I'm going through 158 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,740 the park and 159 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,740 someone's like, 160 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:48,120 "Hey my" 161 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,450 And the guy's, 162 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,450 "You my , 163 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,450 you head." 164 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,220 These people are 165 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,220 members of a community 166 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,880 that care about 167 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,880 where they live, 168 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,290 so what I hear 169 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,290 when I'm being 170 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,290 yelled at 171 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,260 is people caring 172 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,260 loudly at me. 173 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,030 Now, I have a few things 174 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,030 I want to say 175 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,030 about Laura Linney. 176 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,700 Thank you so much, Barry. 177 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,700 Always great 178 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,700 to have you here. 179 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,500 Anyone else who would 180 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,500 like to contribute? 181 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:09,600 Hi. Hi, hi. 182 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,010 Hi. I'm Ann Perkins. 183 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:16,450 I'm a nurse, 184 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:16,450 and frankly, I don't 185 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:16,450 really care for politics, 186 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:26,620 but I'm here to talk 187 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:26,620 about the abandoned lot 188 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:26,620 on Sullivan Street. 189 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,490 Excellent. 190 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,490 That sounds like a good idea. 191 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,490 Tell us about that. 192 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,620 No, it's a problem. 193 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,620 It almost 194 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,620 killed my boyfriend. 195 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,790 Oh. 196 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,790 Yeah. 197 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,760 There's a lot 198 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,760 nearby my house, 199 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,030 and a developer 200 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,030 dug out a basement 201 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,030 for some condos, 202 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,590 and then 203 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,590 they went bankrupt, 204 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,640 so there's just 205 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,640 this giant pit, 206 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,540 and it's been there 207 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,540 for almost a year. 208 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,240 Twelve months, 209 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,240 yes. Go on. 210 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:51,110 Yeah, and my boyfriend, 211 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:51,110 who is a musician, 212 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:51,110 actually, I support him, 213 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,810 but anyway, he fell in 214 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,810 and broke both his legs. 215 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,180 Ann, let me speak 216 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,180 with you for a minute. 217 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,160 So, your boyfriend 218 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,160 fell down into 219 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,160 this pit, right? 220 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,250 Yes. 221 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:05,020 And, this guy, 222 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:05,020 is it pretty serious? 223 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:05,020 Are you guys living together? 224 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,790 Yes. 225 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,790 Wow, 226 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,300 I'm sure this must be 227 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,300 really tough for you. 228 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:11,730 You know, just, this guy, 229 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:11,730 sounds like he didn't 230 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:11,730 have a lot going on for him 231 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,070 to start with, and now 232 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,070 both legs broken. 233 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,700 He's just weak. 234 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,700 You have to 235 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,700 take care of him. 236 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,330 You probably feel like 237 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,330 you need to move on. 238 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,310 What does this... 239 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,310 Just become 240 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,310 more adventurous 241 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,010 in relationships 242 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,010 with your body, just in... 243 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,350 Are you actually 244 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,350 hitting on me 245 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,350 right now? 246 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,220 Oh. Oh. God, no. 247 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,220 I'm not hitting on you. 248 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,220 I'm actually married. 249 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:31,590 I'm just an open person, 250 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:31,590 and I like 251 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:31,590 connecting with people. 252 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,560 I'm, you know, 253 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,560 very comfortable around 254 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,560 women, attractive women. 255 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,750 I've spent a lot of time 256 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,750 with them. And I just... 257 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:37,750 I don't know. 258 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,850 I feel like we might 259 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,850 be taking up too much 260 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,850 of the forum's time. 261 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,530 Maybe we can just 262 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,530 exchange numbers. 263 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,800 You know, maybe go away 264 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,800 one weekend and just 265 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,800 kind of talk about this. 266 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,460 Look... 267 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,460 I'd love to do it. 268 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:51,810 The bottom line is 269 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:51,810 I've been trying to get 270 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:51,810 this thing fixed for months, 271 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,640 and nobody's done anything, 272 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,640 and it's ugly, 273 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,640 and it's dangerous, 274 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:56,180 and it's 275 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:56,180 government-owned, 276 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,310 and you need to do 277 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,310 something about it. 278 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,250 Okay. 279 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:08,350 I'll do something about it. 280 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:08,350 Really? 281 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,520 Yes, we... 282 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,520 I will help you. 283 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,530 Is that a promise? 284 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,660 It's more than a promise. 285 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,660 It's a pinky promise. 286 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:21,730 I pinky promise 287 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:21,730 all of you 288 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:21,730 that I will help, 289 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:25,640 and I will go to 290 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:25,640 that location tomorrow, 291 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,910 and we will 292 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,910 fill in that pit, 293 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:33,110 and then when that's done, 294 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:33,110 we're gonna put 295 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:33,110 a park on the land. 296 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:37,180 Okay. 297 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,560 Well, I've worked 298 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,560 at the Parks Department 299 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,560 for six years, 300 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,790 and I've handled 301 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,790 a lot of things 302 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,790 that I'm proud of. 303 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,920 Recently, I led 304 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,920 a city-wide drive 305 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,660 to disinfect 306 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,660 the sandbox sand 307 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,600 after we had those 308 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,600 problems with the cats. 309 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,140 But this pit, 310 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,400 the chance to build 311 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,400 a whole new park 312 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,400 from scratch, 313 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,370 this could be 314 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,370 my Hoover Dam. 315 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,950 No, 316 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,950 that sounds great. 317 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,920 Problem is, 318 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,920 anything over $25 319 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,920 I have to report, 320 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:15,430 so maybe give my wife a call 321 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:15,430 and give her the suits, 322 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:18,260 and then 323 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:18,260 if they don't fit her, 324 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:18,260 maybe she'll give them to me. 325 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,760 Morning. 326 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,800 All right, Mr. Mayor. 327 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,800 That sounds good. 328 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:27,670 I'll see you on Saturday for 329 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:27,670 the Ultimate Frisbee game. 330 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:28,730 Bye. 331 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,000 Leslie, hello. 332 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,570 You were talking 333 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,570 to the mayor? 334 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,580 Yep, we were just 335 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,580 rapping about 336 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,580 some things. 337 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,240 Tom and I work 338 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,240 really well together. 339 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,240 We're both outsiders. 340 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,880 I'm a woman, he's a... 341 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,880 I think he's a Libyan. 342 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,590 I am from Bennettsville, 343 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,590 South Carolina. 344 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:48,090 I am what you might call 345 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:48,090 a redneck. 346 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,820 Okay, brainstorm. 347 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,820 How do we make 348 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,820 this park happen? 349 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,190 Let's go to 350 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,190 the city council directly 351 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,290 and ask them 352 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,290 to put up the money. 353 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,660 No, parks 354 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,660 are not a priority. 355 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:58,970 I need more firepower. 356 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:58,970 I need bigger guns. 357 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,700 You know what I need to do? 358 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,700 Form a committee. Right? 359 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,900 Yeah, that could work. 360 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,900 Yeah, 'cause 361 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,900 committees are power, 362 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,530 and committees 363 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,530 make things happen. 364 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,140 Committees are the lifeblood 365 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,140 of our democratic system. 366 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,740 That's really good. 367 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,740 Write that down. 368 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:11,940 Yep. 369 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,880 From time to time, 370 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,880 when I think of an eloquent 371 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,880 saying or a phrase, 372 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:16,220 I have Tom write it down. 373 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,910 He's collecting them 374 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,910 for my memoirs. 375 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,620 Here's Leslie's quote 376 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,620 from Wednesday. 377 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,920 Okay, read it 378 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,920 back to me. 379 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,260 Um... 380 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,060 "Committees cover our 381 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,060 democracy with blood." 382 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,230 Hmm. 383 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,570 Sounded better 384 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,570 when I said it. 385 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,400 It's still good, though. 386 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:39,430 Okay, I have an idea. 387 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:39,430 What about 388 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:39,430 bringing Mark on board? 389 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,380 Which Mark? 390 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:44,810 Mark Brendanawicz. 391 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:44,810 Which Mark? 392 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,150 Well, if you want 393 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,150 something done 394 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,150 in this town, 395 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,580 you call Mark Brendanawicz 396 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,090 because, you know, 397 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,090 he's a city planner, 398 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,090 but he's more than that. 399 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,120 He's kind of like a fixer. 400 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,120 He fixes things. 401 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:55,790 He's a smart, capable guy. 402 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,800 He just... He knows where 403 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,800 the bodies are buried. 404 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,130 What's up, Brendanawicz? 405 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,130 You crazy 406 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,130 old Polish person. 407 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:06,270 City Hall 408 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:06,270 is like a locker room, and 409 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:06,270 you gotta get in there, 410 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,830 and you gotta snap 411 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,830 towels at people, 412 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,840 and you gotta 413 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,840 give them the business, 414 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,840 and if you can't take it, 415 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:14,110 you know, you... 416 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:14,110 Then you can't take it. 417 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,610 You gotta leave 418 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,610 the locker room. 419 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:18,710 Let's get down 420 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:18,710 to brass tacks. 421 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,010 I know you don't 422 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,010 have a lot of time 423 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,250 and I want to thank you 424 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,250 for meeting me today. 425 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,650 I just work right there. 426 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,380 Well, thank you 427 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,380 for clearing 428 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,380 your schedule. 429 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,650 I didn't 430 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,650 clear anything. 431 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,490 You know this lot 432 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,490 that I'm talking 433 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,490 about, right? 434 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,790 Yeah, Lot 48. 435 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:35,630 Condo developer. 436 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:35,630 He dug a basement, and 437 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:35,630 then he went bankrupt. 438 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,790 I checked it out 439 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,790 like a month ago. 440 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,790 It's pretty gross. 441 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,930 What would you say 442 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,930 if I told you 443 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,410 that I was thinking 444 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,410 about turning it 445 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,410 into a park? 446 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,500 A park, huh? Okay. 447 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,670 Well, when I think 448 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,670 about the logistics, 449 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,550 the various hoops 450 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,550 that you're gonna 451 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,550 have to jump through, 452 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:58,110 I would say, is it likely? 453 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:58,110 No, it's not likely, 454 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:58,110 you know. 455 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:02,060 But, is it possible? 456 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,130 No. It's not possible. 457 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,250 I would give up 458 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,250 on that one. 459 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,530 What? Why? 460 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,930 Why? I don't know. 461 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,930 There's like 462 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,930 a million reasons why. 463 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,400 Homeowners' associations, 464 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,400 anti-government nuts, 465 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,410 bureaucrats, 466 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,410 miles of red tape... 467 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,500 Really? It sounds 468 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,500 like you're telling me 469 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,500 to go for it. 470 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,010 There's no way 471 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,010 it can happen. 472 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,380 I can do this. 473 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,380 I just need 474 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,380 a little help. 475 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,520 Could you do me a favor, 476 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,520 for old times' sake? 477 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,150 Mark and I... 478 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,150 It's complicated. 479 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:38,690 When you work closely 480 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:38,690 with someone and you share 481 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:38,690 similar interests 482 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,230 and you have 483 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,230 a similar world view 484 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,130 and you're passionate 485 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,130 about the same things, 486 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,130 things can happen. 487 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:48,830 We slept together. 488 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,200 Leslie? No. 489 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,940 Oh, my God. 490 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,940 You know what? 491 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,480 Yeah, we did, like, 492 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,480 five years ago. 493 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,480 I sort of... 494 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:06,350 No, but yeah. 495 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:06,350 Yeah, we did. 496 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,730 Honey, can you 497 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,730 straighten up your area 498 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,730 a little bit? 499 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,190 'Cause they're 500 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,190 gonna be here soon. 501 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:14,430 Can... Thanks. 502 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,330 That parks lady 503 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,330 is coming over, 504 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,130 and we're gonna 505 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,130 go take a look 506 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,130 at the pit. 507 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,200 I think it's probably 508 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,200 just a photo op for her. 509 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,610 I mean, I don't think 510 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,610 anybody in government 511 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,610 actually cares about... 512 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,840 Honey, do you mind 513 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,840 doing that 514 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,840 somewhere else? 515 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:28,570 I'm trying to watch TV. 516 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,440 I'm talking about 517 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,440 the pit you fell in. 518 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,640 It's Ms. Perkins' house. 519 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:37,850 Doorbell! 520 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,250 Yeah, I heard it. 521 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,150 Doorbell! 522 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,960 I heard it. 523 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,960 I'm getting it. 524 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,790 I'm here. 525 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,790 Hey! Wow! 526 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,700 Look at that. 527 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,700 Safety. 528 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,240 You remember Tom 529 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,240 from last night. 530 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,790 Hey, Ann, how are you? 531 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,790 Yeah, hey. Of course I do. 532 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,570 And this is 533 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,570 our college intern, 534 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,570 April. 535 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,970 She's going to be 536 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,970 documenting 537 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,970 our fact-finding mission. 538 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,300 Hey, April. 539 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,300 Hey. 540 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,140 Is this fun for you? 541 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,770 Yeah, it's so much fun. 542 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,870 I'm just gonna 543 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,870 grab my phone quickly. 544 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,870 Sorry. 545 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,620 This must be our hero. 546 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,420 The man heard 547 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,420 'round the world. 548 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,820 Uh-huh. 549 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:17,120 How you doing, son? 550 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:18,320 Pretty good. 551 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,060 I'm Leslie Knope. 552 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,730 And the entire government 553 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,730 of Pawnee 554 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,730 would like to let you know 555 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,800 that we will do 556 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,800 everything we can 557 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,800 to help you. 558 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:30,340 Could you pass me 559 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:30,340 my itch stick? 560 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,840 Of course. 561 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,950 So, Andy jumped 562 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,950 over this fence. 563 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:54,470 He was crossing through 564 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:54,470 to get home, and then 565 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:54,470 he fell right there. 566 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,730 Oh, my God. 567 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,730 How did 568 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,730 we let this happen? 569 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,970 Dream with me 570 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,970 for a second, Ann. 571 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,500 Doesn't this neighborhood 572 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,500 deserve a first-class park? 573 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:09,010 Imagine a shiny new 574 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:09,010 playground with 575 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:09,010 a jungle gym and swings, 576 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,450 pool, tennis courts, 577 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,450 volleyball courts, 578 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,450 racquetball courts, 579 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,710 basketball court, 580 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,710 regulation football field. 581 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,950 We could put an amphitheatre 582 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,950 over there with 583 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,950 Shakespeare in the Park. 584 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,580 It's really not 585 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,580 that big of a pit. 586 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,060 We could do 587 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,060 some of those things. 588 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:27,390 It's gonna take 589 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:27,390 a little extra work. 590 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:27,390 But why not try? 591 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,160 I think that 592 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,160 would be great. 593 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,500 Me, too. 594 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,730 I'm going in. 595 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,740 Why? 596 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,740 Don't worry. 597 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,740 I have a hard hat on. 598 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,470 I can see that, but... 599 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,470 Yeah. 600 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,030 April, document this. 601 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,030 Document what? 602 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,370 The key to any 603 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,370 fact-finding mission 604 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,610 is to get right into 605 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,610 the battle zone, you know? 606 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,010 It's like George Bush 607 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,010 when he flew over New Orleans 608 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,350 or Richard Nixon 609 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,350 when he went to China 610 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:52,250 to see what the Chinese 611 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:52,250 were up to. No! 612 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,160 Leslie, are you okay? 613 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,140 Leslie! Hold on, 614 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,140 April's gonna get some photos 615 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,140 for the website. 616 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,330 Could you 617 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,330 just be still? 618 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,430 Don't move around 619 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,430 as much. 620 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,240 Okay, squeeze 621 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,240 my fingers. Good. 622 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,340 Does it hurt a lot? 623 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,340 No. 624 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,110 Mmm-mmm. 625 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,110 I'm fine. 626 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:18,810 No, you're not. 627 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,110 Good thing I was 628 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,110 wearing that hard hat. 629 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,810 But it... 630 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,810 It fell off. 631 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,490 After my head 632 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,490 hit that rod. 633 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:27,920 Wow. 634 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,980 I can't believe 635 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,980 you fell in, too. 636 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,980 That's awesome. 637 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,690 It's not 638 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,690 awesome, Andy. 639 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,790 Well, at least my boss 640 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,790 will listen to me now 641 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,790 that I broke my clavicle. 642 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,860 It's not broken. 643 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,860 It is. 644 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:41,130 Do you have one of those 645 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:41,130 neck foam 646 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:41,130 collar brace things? 647 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,870 Honestly, 648 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,870 you're fine. 649 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,410 Honestly, 650 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,410 my clavicle's broken. 651 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,110 Oh, hey, baby, 652 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,110 if you're going 653 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,110 to the kitchen, 654 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,240 could you make me 655 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,240 pancakes real quick? 656 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,610 Sure. 657 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,910 Ooh! Are pancakes 658 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,910 being made? 659 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,710 Thank you. 660 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,710 Sure. 661 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:01,950 I don't know, 662 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:01,950 she's a little doofy, 663 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:01,950 but she's sweet. 664 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:07,090 Ron, please. 665 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,390 No. No way. 666 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,090 Come on, Ron. 667 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,090 I've been 668 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,090 a loyal foot soldier. 669 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:14,610 Give me my shot. 670 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:14,610 Let me have Lot 48. 671 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,710 Is that a travel pillow 672 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,710 around your neck? 673 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,970 Ron, I don't know 674 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,970 how to explain this to you. 675 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,140 When you've been down 676 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,140 in the pit... 677 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,140 Have you been in the pit? 678 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,150 No, I haven't gotten 679 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,150 down there yet. 680 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,240 Well, I have. 681 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,310 When you fell in. 682 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:31,550 When I visited 683 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:31,550 the bottom of the pit 684 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:31,550 on a fact-finding mission. 685 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,960 And when you're down there, 686 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,960 you get some perspective 687 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,960 about what it all means. 688 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,630 And let me 689 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,630 tell you something, Ron. 690 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:45,070 What it means is 691 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:45,070 I want this subcommittee. 692 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,410 I've been quite open 693 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,410 about this 694 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,410 around the office. 695 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,440 I don't want 696 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,440 this Parks Department 697 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,440 to build any parks 698 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,140 because I don't 699 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,140 believe in government. 700 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:58,550 I think that all government 701 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:58,550 is a waste 702 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:58,550 of taxpayer money. 703 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,350 My dream is 704 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,350 to have the park system 705 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,350 privatized 706 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,550 and run entirely for profit 707 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,550 by corporations. 708 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:09,220 Like Chuck E. Cheese. 709 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,760 They have an impeccable 710 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,760 business model. 711 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,020 I would rather work 712 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,020 for Chuck E. Cheese. 713 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,260 Well, I will definitely 714 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,260 think about it. 715 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,440 I like the sound 716 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,440 of that definitely. 717 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,440 I'm gonna leave before 718 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,440 you change your mind. 719 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:36,980 Mr. Swanson, 720 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:36,980 I presume. Lot 48. 721 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:36,980 Thoughts? Yes? No? Me? 722 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,350 Park? Giving 723 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,350 the park to me? 724 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,480 Still mulling. 725 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,920 She's insatiable. 726 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:45,400 She's like a little dog 727 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:45,400 with a chew toy. 728 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,450 All right, you guys. 729 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,450 All right, all right. 730 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,450 I'll ask him. 731 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,160 Everybody wants to know 732 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,160 what your decision is. 733 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,100 Someone on the phone 734 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,100 about the park. 735 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,930 You know, 736 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,930 I don't think 737 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,930 I even want it. 738 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,400 Oh. Man, my clavicle's 739 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,400 still really hurting me. 740 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,450 Oh! This is 741 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,450 a great shot. 742 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,180 I know. 743 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,180 That's awesome. 744 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,780 I think she's crying 745 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,780 in that one. 746 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,780 Look at this one. 747 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:10,320 Hey, kids. 748 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:10,320 That's another good one. 749 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,290 Hey. 750 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,290 Hey, Brendanawicz. 751 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,880 You gotta come 752 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,880 check this out. 753 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,890 Leslie took us out 754 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,890 to that pit in Lot 48, 755 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,390 and she fell inside. 756 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,860 And we have some 757 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,860 awesome photos. 758 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,860 One. 759 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,730 Is she okay? 760 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,730 Yeah, she's fine. 761 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,790 Oh! This is a classic. 762 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,520 That's the best one. 763 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,230 The up-skirt photo. 764 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,230 Awesome. 765 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:33,100 Hey, man. 766 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:33,100 Give me the photo back. 767 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:33,100 What's going on? 768 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,980 Don't worry. 769 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,980 I can print more. 770 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,180 Leslie is unique. 771 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,080 Government work 772 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,080 can beat you down. 773 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:48,820 I would say that I lost 774 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:48,820 my optimism about government 775 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:48,820 in about two months. 776 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,990 Leslie's kept hers 777 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,990 for six years. 778 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,390 I've got a few rules about 779 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,390 how to survive and prosper 780 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,390 in a government job, 781 00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:59,700 and I think I'm about to 782 00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:59,700 break one of those rules. 783 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,800 I want you to give 784 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,800 Lot 48 to Leslie 785 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,860 so she can try 786 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,860 to build a park. 787 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,840 Why should I? 788 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,900 You owe me one, 789 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,900 remember? 790 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,280 Do you want to 791 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,280 cash in for this? 792 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,610 Yeah, I do. 793 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,920 So this was built in 1935. 794 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,920 It's called Pioneer Hall. 795 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,860 And a little trivia, 796 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,160 it is one of the first 797 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,160 structures in America 798 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,160 to ever have locks. 799 00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:25,780 Wow! 800 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,990 Oh, yeah. 801 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,990 This is our crown jewel. 802 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,460 It's one of 803 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,460 our best murals. 804 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:32,700 It depicts the very famous 805 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:32,700 battle at Conega Creek. 806 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,200 We have a lot of 807 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,200 children visit, 808 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:38,770 so often we have to 809 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:38,770 cover up the more gruesome 810 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:38,770 parts with a poster. 811 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,540 That is horrifying. 812 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,170 Yes, it is. 813 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,880 So, what do you want to see? 814 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,880 The DMV? Animal control? 815 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,750 Or we could... 816 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,750 Leslie! 817 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,220 We did it. 818 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,220 Ron's approved 819 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,220 our committee. 820 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,650 Oh, my God. 821 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,650 That's great! 822 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,630 That's so great. 823 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,630 That's so exciting! 824 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,220 This is huge. 825 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,730 I'm barely 34, 826 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 and I've already landed 827 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 a Parks Department 828 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 exploratory subcommittee. 829 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,760 I'm a rocket ship. 830 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,270 Leslie. I just heard the news. 831 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,270 Hey. 832 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,830 Isn't it great? 833 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,830 Congratulations. 834 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:16,610 Thank you. I'm so excited. 835 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:16,610 It's exciting, isn't it? 836 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,670 It is. 837 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,670 Yeah. 838 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,870 Should I call 839 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,870 a press conference 840 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,870 now, or... 841 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,210 Yeah, call one. Definitely. 842 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,210 I would. 843 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,480 Every now and then 844 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,480 we have these 845 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,480 little gatherings, 846 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:25,610 and Leslie gets plastered. 847 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:29,290 One time I convinced her 848 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:29,290 to try to fax someone 849 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:29,290 a Fruit Roll-Up. 850 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,920 She one time made out 851 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,920 with the water-delivery guy 852 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,920 in her office. 853 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,900 On Halloween, 854 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,900 she was dressed up 855 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,900 as Batman. 856 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,970 Not Batgirl. Batman. 857 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,840 And I convinced her 858 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,840 to go stop a crime 859 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,840 that was going on outside. 860 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,430 And it is my favorite thing 861 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,430 in the world. 862 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,480 You know what? 863 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,480 America is awesome. 864 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:50,570 It's so full of hope 865 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:50,570 and small towns 866 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,980 and big cities 867 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,980 and real people 868 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,680 and delicious beverages 869 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,680 and hot guys. 870 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,350 You just never know 871 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,350 when opportunity 872 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,350 is gonna strike. 873 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,650 Yeah. 874 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,650 You gotta be ready for it. 875 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,850 Yeah. 876 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,850 Are you excited? 877 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,120 Definitely am. 878 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,120 Fired up. 879 00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:03,660 Yeah! 880 00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:03,660 I'm really fired up. 881 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:06,320 I... You know they say 882 00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:06,320 that democracy or whatever 883 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,960 only works when people 884 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,960 get involved? 885 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,960 Well, I'm getting involved. 886 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:13,230 So I am gonna 887 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:13,230 make a vow now 888 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,140 that I will do 889 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,140 whatever it takes 890 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,140 to get this pit filled in. 891 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,040 Even if it takes 892 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,040 two months. 893 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,440 Soul sista, soul sista 894 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,440 Gonna get your phone, sista 895 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:30,280 Yeah. 896 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:30,280 Sweet Lady Marmalard 897 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,320 I've created this office 898 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,320 as a symbol 899 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,150 of how I feel 900 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,150 about government. 901 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:39,890 This sawed-off shotgun 902 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:39,890 belonged to 903 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:39,890 a local bootlegger. 904 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,520 People who come in here 905 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,520 to ask me for things 906 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,730 have to stare 907 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,730 right down the barrel. 908 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,290 Did you guys get 909 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,290 a grant to do this? 910 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,030 This is my basketball court. 911 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,800 I don't want to see 912 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,800 any double dribble. 913 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,400 I don't want to see 914 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,400 any three-second violations. 915 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,670 Bobby Knight!