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In a town as old as pawnee,

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There's a lot of history In every acre.

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This wooden area is the site of, Um,the murder,actually,

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Of nathaniel bixby mark.

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He was a pioneer Who was killed by a tribe

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Of wamapoke indians After he sold them a baby

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They cut his face off.

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And they made it into A dream catcher.

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And they made his legs Into rain sticks.

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And that's the great thing About indians back then-- Is they used every part Of the pioneer.

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Today is a great day For e knope family.

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My mother is being honored At a banquet

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With the tellenson award For excellence In pawnee public service.

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The award's named after The legendary tony tellenson,

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Who was a great man.

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Sorry,is a great man.

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I,for one,am glad that They're keeping him alive.

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I saw you survive That town hall meeting.

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You keep that up And you're gonna be figuring out What wall to put your Own tellenson award on.

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Oh,i already know. The one on the left Where the american flag is.

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But i think we could be A multigenerational political Dynast you and i,

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you know? Like the kennedys Or the bushes.

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Minus the drinking problem.

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I mean no disrespect.

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The only reason Anybody's going to this thing

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Is because they're afraid Of what marlene'll do to them If they don't.

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That woman is tough.

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1994, I gave her a nickname.

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It's unrepeatable, But it stuck.

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It's my proudest accomplishment.

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It's the iron Of pawnee.

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This is very exciting. This is a big night.

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Were going to meet Some powerful people tonight.

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So take this down. Mm-hmm?

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Good evening.

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Marlene griggs-knope Is my mother.

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Poant are speeches?

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I don't know, Ask the gettysburg address.

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Oh,it didn't answer your call? Maybe because it w in The smithsonian.

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It was a great learning Experience Because my mom cast A long shadow.

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Read that part back to me.

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I was learning disabled, And my mom cast A very long shadow.

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No,i didn't say Learning disabled.

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Um,we'll just move on. We can fix that later.

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Long shadow,g Okay, I've lost my momentum now.

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Um,all right, Let's start from the top. What's the first sentence Again?

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Marlene griggs-knope Is morbidly obese.

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I never said obese. I said "is my mother."

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Oh,sorry. I got it.

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I need to mention the park, And in a very subtle way

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I need to let people know That i'm forging my own path And i have my own subcommittee.re

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Bu What do i do?

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It's about appearing humble.

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You know? Abraham lincoln, When he started his speeches,

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He would come up and say, "my name's abraham lincoln.

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"i'm the president Of the united states.

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"but i'm gonna be honest With you. I have no clue what i'm doing."

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So maybe start off With something like that. Okay,so i start of I'm leslie knope,

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I'm the deputy directo Of parks and recreation,

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And to be honest with you,I don't know what i'm doing.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Then,i think what We want to do at that point Is start getting the energy up.

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Yeah. How about this?

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Marlene griggs-knope Is definitely not a whore. No.

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Marlene griggs-knope Has not five, But seven asian friends.

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Marlene griggs-knope Has never solicited A male prostitute.

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Marlene griggs-knope Has said the "n" word only Four times in her entire life.

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No. No.

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She said it More than that?

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How about this one?

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That is hot.

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Seriously? Yes.

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That is really hot. How come you don't dress up Like that for me?

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Well,'cause i would feel A little silly Putting on a nice dress To go to the couch.

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I haven't been out in so long.

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Andy being in casts Has definitely put a crimp In our social life.

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I don't really know Leslie's mom,

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And i don't know what The tellenson award is,

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But at this moment In my life, It sounds like A magical evening.

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Babe,i'm out of milk.

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How dressy is this exactly? To the max.

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It is the most exclusive Local government event Of the year.

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Really? Yeah.

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The tellensons is like The oscars times the grammys Plus the super bowl.

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Wow. Okay.

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Um,i should probably change.

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Yeah,i'm headed To the salon right now.

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Salvatore manfrelotti Has been cutting hair Across from pioneer hall Since 1958.

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All the movers and shakers Who have come through pawnee Have sat in that chair At one point or another.

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I mean,he's t gcruyea Tion that made larry bird Look the way he does.

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Next.

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So what's the inside scoop, Salvatore?

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My feet hurt. Classic salvatore.

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Do i know you? Uh,no.

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This is my first official Political haircut.

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I'm leslie knope, Deputy director Of parks and recreation.

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Are you related to that Marlene something knope? That depends.

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Would you call Being her daughter related?

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What the hell else Would you call it?

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Now,what do you want Me to do with this?

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Well,um,my mom Is being honored tonight,

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So in a way, I am also being honored.

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And i just wanted to mix things Up a little bit,you know?

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Pin it up. Something sassy.

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But powerful. And dynastic.

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Hi! Apri

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Good evening...sir.

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Oh,i'm off the clock,april, You don't need to call me sir.

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Salvatore calls this hairdo "the mayor."

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And yes,i will Wear my hair like this When i am the first Female mayor of pawnee.

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Oh,man.

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I am way overd What are you talking about? You look great.

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We look great. Everyone's looking at us.

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Yeah,i know. You want a drink?

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Yes,i do very much Want a drink.

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That man is staring.

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That's former City councilman frank schnable.

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Oh,we are in rarified air To Rarified air.

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He's coming over. What?

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Okay,be cool. Be cool. I will try.

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Hello. Hello.

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Former city councilman, I am leslie knope. I am the daughter Of the honoree this evening.

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I just wanted to tell you That i think that what you two Are doing is so brave.

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And justeing who you are-- I wish i had your courage.

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Okay,let's go.

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I enjoy Government functions

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Like i enjoy getting kicked In the nuggets With a steel-toe boot.

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But this hotel always serves Bacon-wrapped shrimp.

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That's my number one Favorite food Wrapped around My number three favorite food.

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I'd go to a banquet and honor Thossomali pirates

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If they served Bacon-wrapped shrimp.

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Excuse me.

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Hey,table 12. Can get a what-what?

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Wow.

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Thank you.

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I mean,ann, You look stunning. But leslie,wow.

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I was going for wow. You got it.

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I was told It was black tie.

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I LIKE YOUR HAIRDO, LESLIE.
HANK Y, RON.

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It's just like My brother's. He's an officer In the air force.

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Bacon-wrapped shrimp.

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Oh,thanks,i'm okay. I wasn't offering.

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Oh,ann. Don't look.

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No,no,no. I said,"don't look."

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Seated behind us Is janine restrepo.

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We need to re-zone the pit To turn it into a park, And she's on the zoning board.

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Oh,what a night! Please.

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This is so cl.

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At that table are all eight Living tellenson award winners.

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Bert winfield, Geoffrey morglesberg, Quentin arble,dawn krink, Michael holloway.

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I don't know who that is, That's somebody's wife.

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Horace rangel,wilmer vism, And oscar pfortmiller.

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Wait, Oscar pfortmiller's dead.

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That's his Disappointing son,theo.

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Another dynasty. What a testament To my mother.

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If a bomb went off in here, It would definitely make The indianapolis papers.

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Guys,we have to get me To talk to janine restrepo. She's right behind us, And she could re-zone our park.

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Well,then just Go up there and say hello And start talking to her.

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Brillnt Political strategy,mark.

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Maybe i should mention Her massive weight loss.

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You're over-thinking this. Here.

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I'm gonna pretend to be Janine restrepo. You be you,go.

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Hello,madam zoning board Member janine restrepo, I am leslie knope for the-- What are youoing?

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Oh,i'm pawnee zoning board Member janinretistonrepo, And i can do whatever i want.

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Please tell me about this park That you badly need Rezoned by me.

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Okay,well, I think it would be a good idea To have a multi-use Community park.

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Oh,do you? Oh. Wait,what's that?

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What,i'm just Former city councilman Frank whatever-the-hell

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And i have more power Than janine stpo, So i can do whatever i want.

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I don't even know If that's true-- Oh,my god,really?

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Well,i'm marlene griggs-knope And i will destroy you all.

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What the hell Are you guys doing?

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It's fun to pretend To be zoning board members.

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Hey. Hi. Hey,l--

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My goodness. Look at you.

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You like? I went to salvatore.

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Salvatore Usually does men. Usually.

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But this time He made an exception.

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Mm. This is ann perkins.

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Oh,right. Leslie's new friend. Yeah,friend. She's-- wre friends.

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Just friends. I have a bfr iend.

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He's a man.

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So i need your advice.

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I'm seated near Janine restrepo. The queen of The zoning board?

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Am i the only person here Who doesn't know Janine restrepo?

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I think she could be Very useful. What's my?

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Oh,let's see. You wrote a speech.

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Yes,and It's 22 minutes long.

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Withg.

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I could cut the song. The song's cut.

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Scrap the whole thing. Let's make the speech Work for us.

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Ooh,politics,yes! My mom is crazy good at this.

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Okay,the two things U have going for you Is your connection with me, Of course,

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And the fact that restrepo Loves feeling important.

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So make sure that You butter her up. I will.

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I'll make her feel like A human dinner roll.

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Hello,everyone. I'm leslie knope. Marlene's daughter.

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Marlene griggs-knope Is my mom.

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But she's so much more Than that. She's also... My mother.

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And together, We are the knopes.

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And if you weren't thinking it, You probably already said it. Political dynasty.

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Please save your applause Until the end.

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There are so many luminaries Here tonight.

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I mean,the list includes Such amazing people As zoning board member Janine restrepo.

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And others.

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In conclusion,my mom Is marlene griggs-knope.

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And i am just so psyched That janine restrepo Is here.

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I love you,mom.

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I love you too,janine.

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You the man,leslie. D >>cr teahatinkons,tom.

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Hi,ann,wish i could talk. Movin' and shakin'.

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This is my evening. I'm leslie's trophy wife.

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I'd like to invite Anyone who has a few words To say to marlene

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To come up during dinner. Hello,pawnee government.

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My name is tom haverford. And if five years ago

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You told me i was gonna be In this ballroom With Marlene griggs-knope,

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I would have guessed We were getting married.

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Jane. Hi.

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Hi. Have we ever met? But i am a big fan.

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I'm marlene's daughter. Yeah,i got that.

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Right. And i would love To speak to you About the ways We can improve our city.

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Okay, Well,call my secretary And maybe we can Set something up for next month.

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Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Next month,then. Uh-huh. Fine. Bye.

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Andy,i can't leave now.

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I'll get one for you On the way home.

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Okay,meatball and ham. Wait,is that Two different subs?

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Really? I don't think they can do that.

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I'm serious.

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Now,the words "too sexy" Aren't really In my vocabulary.

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But marlene,girl, You are too sexy.

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I refuse to lather Marlene up, Kiss her ring Like everybody else.

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Instead,i'll be delivering A speech of facts.

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Marlene is a woman.

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She has worked in the government For three decades. 30 years.

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Properly applied,that's how Long a good varnish should last.

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So marlene,

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It is true That you have won this award.

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Brendanawicz. Let's bounce. We're gonna be late.

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For what? Ladies. Scully's bar. Let's go.

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Bouncebounce,bounce. No,no,no. Please,you guys are the only People here i know.

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Uh,well,this thing's Kind of wrapping up. Maybe we could leave A little later.

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Uh,it's 9:30 on A friday night in pawnee.

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There's not gonna be A later,mark. Come on,now. You promised me We'd go hit on chicks.

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Maybe you and leslie Can join us at the bar.

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Look,i would love to come Hit on chicks with you guys,

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But,uh,she seems kind of Engaged in something And i-- i think I should probably stay.

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You hit on chicks, For real? All right, You know what?

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We're gonna be at scully's If you two can Tear yourselves away.

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Let's do this,mark.

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It went really well With restrepo.

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Uh,she said i should call her And we could set something up Ne m onth.

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Did she say call her Or call her secretary?

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Secretary. That's good,right? Secretary Makes the schedule.

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That's great,honey. She's blowing us off.

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What? No,really? Honey,she's totally Blowing us off.

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That is not conduct Worthy of the zoning board.

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She's a little weasel. Okay.

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Didn't want to have To use this, But her husband got a d.u.i. In illinois last week.

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And she's trying To keep it quiet.

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Well,everyone Has their problems.

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So what should My next tactic be?

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The d.u.i.,leslie. Let her know You know all about it.

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Connect it to what you want, And then tell her if She doesn't help you and soon,

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You're gonna tell Everybody in town.

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I don't think I could do that.

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I mean,i wanna win A tellenson award someday.

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They don't give Lifetime achievement awards To people Who do things like that.

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Sweetheart,they only give Lifetime achievement awards To people who do things Like that.

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Those are eight Of the nastiest, Most diabolical people You could ever wanna meet.

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Bert winfield Was a blackmailer, And dawn krink slept her way To the top of the d.m.v.

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Trip holloway named names In the '50s.

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Horace rangel used The police department To harass journalists.

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And jeez,honey. Tony tellenson Was the worst.

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He tried to re-segregate The drinking fountains.

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Hey,ann. Where's mark? He left with tom.

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Shoot. I have a tough assignment And i need his help with it.

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I can help. Give me something to do.

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Okay,well, Apparently restrepo Is trying to blow us off.

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So my mom has a plan. We're gonna twist her arm A little bit.

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She's trying to cover up For the fact

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That she has a husband Who likes to vroom And glug Glug glug glug glug.

283
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So you're gonna Blackmail her?

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No. I was gonna get tough with her. Tellenson-style.

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That doesn't sound Tough to me. That sounds slimy.

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It sounds like your mom's Telling you to be slimy.

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Ann,you don't Understand politics. Look,nursing is easy.

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Really? Yeah.

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You just go to work And people come in And you heal them.

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But politics is different. You know,sometimes you have To bring the pain.

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You can't let yourself Get taken advantage of.

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I think your mom's Giving you bad advice.

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I don't think so.

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Y just do everything Your mom tells you to do?

295
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You just do everything Your boyfriend tells you to do?

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Make any pancakes lately?

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He has two broken legs. Yeah. And he's got three crutches.

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And one of them is you. And the other two are crutches.

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You know, I don't need to be here.

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It's okay. You're allowed to fight.

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You two are just like Everyone else.

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Thank you...

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Former councilman schnable.

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And now, A very special message From mr. Anthony tellenson Himself

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Recorded earlier this year From his hospital bed

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Before he lost The power of speech.

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I'm leaving now,honey.

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Cool ranch,got it. Anythinglse?

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Mm,i'm not sure i'm gonna Be able to get those tonight.

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Well,'cause i don't think I can find a store that's open That sells slippers.

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I've been dying to go out With mark.

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I always thought We'd make a great team. You know,he's handsome, I'm a cutie pie,

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He's laid back, I'm more in your face, But in a fun way.

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Ladi danond 'tre scrtaeandti aon chance.

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Uh,what's with the hat? It's called peacocking.

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Basically, I'm wearing something That kind of makes me stand out, Like a peacock.

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So girls'll be like, "hey,what's with that hat?"

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I'm gonna go peacock it Out over here,i'll be back. Okay.

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Thank you,tony,

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For those inspiring Twitches and blinks.

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I think we're gonna meet A little earlier Than what you said.

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How 'bout monday?

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Call my secretary And we'll set it up.

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Not good enough. Not good enough.

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Nope.

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I know about things.

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Well,my schedule Is my schedule, So i'm just gonna Get back to my dessert.

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Drive much?

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Excuse me?

330
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Your husband. Does he...drive much...

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Out of state?

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I know that your husband Is a drunk driver. My mom told me.

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What do you want?

334
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Uh,just saying.

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Get out. Oh,my god,i'm so sorry. Mm-hmm.

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I don't know What came over me.

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I hope your husband gets help And that you have a long And happy marriage.

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Stacy.

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Um,becky tells me that you two Are both real estate agents. That must be fun. Uh-huh.

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Yeah,any cool stories You guys have?

341
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Um... What do you mean?

342
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Like,uh,i don't know. Anything weird Or funny happen When you guys Were showing people houses?

343
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One time i forgot my keys To one of the houses.

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Whoa. Oh,my god,you do that too? Yeah. I've done that.

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That's the worst,then you have To drive all the way back

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And then you have to be like, "i forgot my keys," And then they're like, "you did that twice."

347
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Look at these guys-- The key-forgetting twins!

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I'll be rht back.

349
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Can i have A stella,please?

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Dude,what is your problem? What?

351
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Becky and stacy Are both really into you,

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And you're Blowing it with them. And that's making them Lose interest in me.

353
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Becky and stacy are boring.

354
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I need you Back there,man.

355
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I've seen you hook up With more trashy chicks Than i can count,all right?

356
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If there Was a tellenson award For hooking up with Trashy chicks all the time,

357
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You'd have several Of those awards. You're the king.

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You're my hero.

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Tell them i'm gonna Get out of here.

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I'll see you monday,okay?

361
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Hey. Hi.

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Come on in.

363
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I just wanted To tell you that i-- I didn't go through with it.

364
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Blackmailing that woman.

365
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I tried,but i just-- I just couldn't do it. Good.

366
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That's a good thing. It wasn'you.

367
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You know,there Was definitely some truth

368
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About that thing You said about me and andy.

369
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No. What? Yeah.

370
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I'm sorry. Me too.

371
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Whoa,hey, What the hell?

372
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Oh. Hi,leslie.

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I thought you were a dude.

374
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The people Who win awards Aren't always The best people.

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I mean,i think ann and i Are really good people.

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Ansomeday,others will See that and we'll get our due.

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Would i like to win A tellenson award Like my mom did? Sure.

378
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But my dad never won an award And he was always happy.

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He lives in florida. In a cemetery.

380
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The point is,my mom is alive And i love her.

381
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She's one tough cookie.

382
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That's why Everybody calls her The iron of pawnee.

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Fondly.

384
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Yes,i'm married.

385
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But my wife understands That a good politician Has to be appealing To the ladies.

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The fact that i haven't even Gotten close to cheating on her