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Oh, my God.
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Your boobs are dead.
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Stop it.
No, they're not.
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Yeah.
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Yay!
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Wow, it's like a sweaty piñata.
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- Hey, my iPod!
- Oh, yeah! My pirate!
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Doctor, if I may,
could I keep that cast, please?
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It's a highly disgusting request,
but I don't see why not.
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Thank you.
This is a symbol of new beginnings,
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a symbol of hope,
and of our project.
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We will build this park!
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It is gonna feel so good
to walk again, finally.
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Easy!
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, my... Oh, no!
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Yeah, they might be
a little weak at first.
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Thank you, guys.
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Welcome back into the
world of walking, Andy.
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Yes.
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I just wanted to say...
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Quiet, everyone!
Ann wants to say something.
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I wanted to thank you all
for being so supportive.
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When Andy fell in the pit,
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I didn't expect anyone in
government to reach out to us.
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So, thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, you're welcome, Ann.
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Babe, when are you gonna
tell them about my show?
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Andy's band is playing a show.
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And we want you all to come.
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It's gonna be a party, so check your
suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.
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Andy's band is really good, and it's been
driving him nuts that he can't play.
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He's been writing all these songs about
things that are physically near him.
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Sandwich!
Are you turkey or ham?
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Ham.
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Lamp! Wish you were a lamp
that would light up when you get touched
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What kind of music
does your band play?
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You know...
I don't really like to define it
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but it's like Matchbox
Twenty meets The Fray.
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So, rock.
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Well, again,
I don't really like to define it.
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I totally get what you mean.
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So, I would love to come to this thing.
When is it?
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Tonight at 8:00.
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- No! Tonight?
- Yeah.
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- I can't go.
- Why not?
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My mom set up this meeting.
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It's like a political
tête-à-tête with a local bigwig.
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Leslie, you're not
gonna go? Come on!
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Oh, you guys. You know how I love
mixing work into my personal life.
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This guy is important,
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and he has valuable information
that could help us build a park.
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But I wanna go to the concert!
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Come on! Play hooky!
Blow off the meeting.
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Oh, I wanna go to
that concert so bad,
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but I have to go to the meeting.
I have to go.
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But I'll meet up with you guys
after the tête-à-tête, I promise.
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Hey, Mark, congratulations.
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Oh. Thanks, Nate.
For what?
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You got that speed bump thing
taken care of. Finally. Nice work.
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Oh, yeah. Yay.
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There used to be this huge speed
bump in the center of town.
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It was insane.
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So, I decided I wanted
to do something about it,
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and I got it lowered 2 inches.
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Apparently, what I can achieve in
government can literally be measured.
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Hey, Dr. Harris.
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Andy's playing a show tonight,
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and we'd love it
if you came by.
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I think there's gonna be a good
turnout at Andy's show tonight.
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He wrote this new song about what
happened to him called The Pit.
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It's one of those rare songs
that rocks really hard,
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and also informs people about
a small public works project.
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So, Andy's doing well?
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Yeah, he's a little shaky still,
but that's to be expected.
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Well, not really.
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If he had his casts
removed two weeks ago,
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the muscles wouldn't
have atrophied so much.
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I'm sorry, two weeks ago?
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That's when they were
scheduled to come off.
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But he told me that you
told him he should wait.
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No. He rescheduled.
Said it was personal,
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that he'd explain later,
but then he never explained.
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I have waited on him hand
and foot for two months.
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Well, I guess that explains it.
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Hey, what's up,
people of Pawnee?
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All right! All right.
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Uh... In just a minute,
Scarecrow Boat is gonna rock it out.
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Please be patient while we
rock out the equipment setup.
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The band has had a few
different names over the years.
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We started, we were
Teddy Bear Suicide,
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but then we changed it
to Mouse Rat.
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Uh. Then we were
God Hates Figs,
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Department of
Homeland Obscurity,
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Flames for Flames,
Muscle Confusion,
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Nothing Rhymes with Orange,
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then Everything Rhymes
with Orange,
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Punch Face Champions,
Rad Wagon,
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Puppy Pendulum,
Possum Pendulum,
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Penis Pendulum,
Hand Rail Suicide,
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Angel Snack, Just the Tip,
Three Skin...
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Jet Black Pope,
we went back to Mouse Rat,
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and now we are Scarecrow Boat.
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God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow
Boat out loud, I kind of hate it.
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Now, you know that we're gonna be
building a park on a residential lot,
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so, of course we're gonna have
to get the zoning codes approved
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and amended by
our city council.
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What kind of
movies do you like?
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Huh?
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Uh. Well, you know, documentaries,
political thrillers.
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I like all kinds of movies.
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Great.
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So, I brought some
pictures of the lot,
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and you can tell that the
houses are very close to it.
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How difficult is
re-zoning in your town?
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Could you go into detail
a little bit about that?
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- Sure.
- Great.
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It's refreshing to be with
someone who actually likes
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talking about
government issues.
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Most of the women
I go out with find it boring.
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Well, you know, you have
to have zoning codes,
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or else the whole
thing could be chaos.
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Your mother mentioned
that you don't date much.
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What?
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I've been focusing on my career.
Why do you ask?
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I haven't been dating much
either since my divorce.
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It hasn't been easy.
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And I'm coping,
but it was tough on the kids.
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Not my kids,
'cause they're grown-up,
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but it was tough on their kids.
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Shouldn't bring up my
divorce on a first date.
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But I feel I can
tell you anything.
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Uh...
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I think it's going quite well.
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And she looks like
a young Sandy Duncan.
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Hi, Mom.
He thinks we're on a date.
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Did you tell him
we were on a date?
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Honey, if I told you it
was a date, you never would've gone.
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You're not getting any younger.
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Well, neither is he.
And he's 62 years old.
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Oh. Just go back in there
and finish the dinner.
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You don't have to have sex
with him if you don't want to.
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What? Are you crazy?
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Hi, how are you?
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Hey, Parks Department.
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Hey, Mark.
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This is Beth, my ex-wife
Tammy's better-looking sister.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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You guys are together?
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Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me.
Then we divorced.
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Then last week, I ran
into her sister Beth here.
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Turns out she hates Tammy, too,
so we've started dating.
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- It's like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, Tammy stinks.
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- Brendanawicz!
- Hey, Tom.
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Hey. I want you
to meet my wife.
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Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.
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Hi. You're Tom's wife.
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Don't hold it against me.
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Look at how hot she is.
Isn't that crazy?
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And she's a surgeon.
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She makes a ton of money!
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Bam!
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This is Derek.
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Cool. How long have
you guys been dating?
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We're just friends.
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He's like the gayest
person I've ever met.
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But I make out with him
when I'm drunk sometimes.
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You know, if you don't wanna talk to me,
you can just say so.
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I don't wanna talk to you.
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Apparently, tonight, I'm the
Parks Department's seventh wheel.
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This is my oldest son.
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He's a very no-nonsense
person like yourself.
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And this is my youngest.
He's about your age.
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Terrific.
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So, did you give
any more thought to
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those zoning code
questions I asked you?
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Oh. Come on, enough business.
Let's have some fun!
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Try some of my chicken.
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Oh, no. That's okay.
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Just a taste.
Have a little taste of chicken!
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Just a bit!
Just a taste!
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Chicken, chicken, chicken!
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- Mmm.
- Delicious, right?
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Mmm-hmm.
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I really like this restaurant.
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Yeah. It's a great place
for a business meeting.
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Andy. Andy.
We need to talk.
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Babe, hey. We're just
about to start.
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Could you grab me
a triple whiskey water?
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You would
like that, wouldn't you?
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Yep.
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You have two perfectly good legs.
Get it yourself.
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All right. Hey, guys!
Thanks for coming out.
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We're Scarecrow Boat.
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This first song is
called Menace Ball.
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Two, three, four...
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I know you been changing
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But I been changing, too
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You say that you've moved on...
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Thank you.
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What kind of
movies do you like?
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You already asked me that.
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Oh. Sorry.
Senior moment.
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Hey,
am I keeping you from something?
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No, no.
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Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band
tonight, and I kind of wanted to go.
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Well, if you want to go to
the rock show, I don't mind.
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Really? Are you sure?
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Sure! I haven't been to
a rock show in a long time.
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The last rock show I went
to was the Everly Brothers.
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- Hmm.
- You like the Everly Brothers?
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They're my favorite rock group.
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They're so good.
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I am getting very
positive signals.
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You and me together
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You and me forever
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You and me together forever
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Together forever
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All right, take five, guys.
I'm gonna go acoustic.
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This next
song is dedicated to her,
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my girlfriend, Ann.
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I call it Ann.
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Ann
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Hey, the band's really good.
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I liked that song
Grapple Hound.
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- Gossip Town?
- Right.
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My only criticism,
I hate the name of the band.
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Yeah, they should change
their name to Big, Lying Baby.
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Or Where's My Sandwich?
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Or Don't Forget To Bring
Home Beers After Work.
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Okay. Since you brought it up,
I'm just gonna say it.
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I don't get you and...
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I mean, it doesn't
make any sense to me.
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I mean, I like Andy a lot.
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But there's tons of guys
out there who have jobs
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and who respect you
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and think you're attractive.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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- You mean guys like you...
- No!
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For instance?
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No, no, no, no, no, not me.
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Oh. Okay. Good, 'cause,
for a second there,
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I thought you were hitting on
me in front of my boyfriend.
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No! Not my style.
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Even though you did just call him a big,
lying baby.
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And I do find you attractive.
248
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,649
So, you are hitting on me.
249
00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:30,854
No. I'm not.
I promise you.
250
00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:36,226
But if I were,
would you be interested?
251
00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:37,666
No.
252
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,028
- Okay.
- Let me tell you why,
253
00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:41,163
because I'm in a crappy mood,
254
00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,298
and I don't really appreciate
what's happening right here.
255
00:11:43,318 --> 00:11:46,617
Number one, you've never been in a
relationship that's lasted longer than a week.
256
00:11:46,638 --> 00:11:48,176
- Number two, the girls...
- That's fine. Just...
257
00:11:48,189 --> 00:11:49,417
you do choose to
spend the week with...
258
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,134
That's enough. That's enough. Look, I was
not trying to ask you out, I promise.
259
00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:53,918
Well, I'm glad we avoided that.
260
00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:59,517
Pit!
I fell in it, the pit
261
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:03,390
You fell in it, the pit
262
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:08,421
We all fell in it, the pit
263
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,266
Pit! I fell in it, the pit
264
00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:15,664
You fell in it, the pit
265
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:21,736
We all fell in that pit
266
00:12:27,952 --> 00:12:31,012
Thank you very much, everybody!
We are Scarecrow Boat!
267
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,284
No! Screw it!
We are Mouse Rat!
268
00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:35,053
Thank you very much!
Good night!
269
00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:39,526
Damn it. I missed it?
270
00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:41,224
Leslie!
Who's your friend?
271
00:12:41,299 --> 00:12:43,494
I'm George.
I'm Leslie's date.
272
00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,631
Yes. He's my date.
George Gernway.
273
00:12:46,704 --> 00:12:48,501
He's the City
Manager in Eagleton.
274
00:12:48,573 --> 00:12:50,564
Hi, George Gernway.
I'm Tom Haverford.
275
00:12:50,642 --> 00:12:53,577
This is my wife, Wendy.
She's my age.
276
00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:54,737
- Hi.
- Hello.
277
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,107
I have no idea
why Ann is upset with me.
278
00:12:58,183 --> 00:13:00,583
But I do know she's too nice to yell
at me in front of all these people.
279
00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:03,348
So, I am not leaving this bar.
280
00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:05,889
- So, I heard you went to Indiana State.
- Yes.
281
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,356
My buddy Todd went there.
Maybe you know him.
282
00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:08,585
What year did you graduate?
283
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,752
1968.
284
00:13:09,828 --> 00:13:13,320
Oh! Todd graduated in 2005,
so you probably missed him.
285
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:15,926
How was your date with Leslie?
286
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,628
We change the band name,
and then we send the demo out.
287
00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,533
- We're completely ready...
- Andy, let's go.
288
00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,232
Honey, I'm just
debriefing with the band.
289
00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:23,899
It's just gonna
be just one second.
290
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,033
Hey! Hi!
291
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:28,841
Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you
made it. You have to meet my band.
292
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,244
- Okay. Hi, band!
- Hey. What's going on?
293
00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:32,647
Oh. I'm so sorry
that I missed your songs.
294
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,834
Is there any way that you guys could
do like an encore or something?
295
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:35,802
An encore. I like it.
296
00:13:35,818 --> 00:13:37,462
Guys, let's get our stuff
out of the boxes. Let's go.
297
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,852
- No, no, forget it.
- No, we're going home.
298
00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,425
No, don't leave.
I just got here.
299
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,073
Yeah, she's here with her dad.
300
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:43,924
It'd be kind of rude to not
do at least one more song.
301
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,019
Andy.
302
00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:48,858
Okay,
let's go. Let's go.
303
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,332
Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna go.
I'll call you tomorrow.
304
00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:52,562
- Okay.
- This weekend, guys.
305
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:58,599
Look. Dead or asleep?
306
00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,902
Dead or asleep?
307
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,414
George. George!
308
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,244
Oh.
309
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:12,414
Look at me, out like a light.
310
00:14:13,858 --> 00:14:15,689
I think I should head home now.
311
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,954
Okay.
312
00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,082
- It was nice to meet you.
- It was fun.
313
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:23,200
I had a nice time.
Don't think I'll go out with her again.
314
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:25,531
There was just no spark.
315
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,230
How did Leslie
meet her boyfriend?
316
00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,364
She used to read him books
at the senior center.
317
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,237
Wow. How old is he?
318
00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:34,521
- He's six, but he has Benjamin Button's disease
- Whoa.
319
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,876
Hey, who wants to
see me climb a tree?
320
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:39,450
- I do!
- I do!
321
00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,245
Deputy Director Knope.
322
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,818
Where do you
think you're going?
323
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,085
Home. It's been
a really crappy night.
324
00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:50,490
Have a beer with me.
325
00:14:52,096 --> 00:14:54,860
I can't believe my mom tried to
set me up with an 80-year-old man.
326
00:14:57,135 --> 00:15:00,161
I went to dinner tonight
with somebody's grandpa.
327
00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,468
You know what?
That guy was too young for you.
328
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,701
You should be dating
guys in their early hundreds.
329
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,539
I'm telling you,
you should be dating men
330
00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:08,670
that Al Roker announces
their birthdays.
331
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,115
Hey! Congratulations
are in order.
332
00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:16,813
I heard that you got that
speed bump thing through.
333
00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:18,185
- Don't make fun of me.
- I'm not.
334
00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:21,657
Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a smaller
bump. It's a great day for America.
335
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,559
What are you talking about?
That thing was a pain in the butt.
336
00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:28,087
You fixed a problem.
That's what we're supposed to do.
337
00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:32,994
Mark and I are really
connecting tonight.
338
00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:36,871
Like we connected that night
when we made love five years ago.
339
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,806
There's actually a lot of
similarities between those two nights.
340
00:15:39,877 --> 00:15:43,677
That time we were also at a bar.
And he was also pretty drunk.
341
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,240
If you could put anything in
the park, what would you put in there?
342
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,681
- Okay...
- Don't over-think it.
343
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,986
Keep it simple, nice shady trees,
lots of grass, benches.
344
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,047
- A picnic table?
- Sure. Water feature.
345
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,355
Like, huge rocks
to be climbing on.
346
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,418
- A play area for the kids.
- God, that sounds wonderful.
347
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,623
- I would live in that park.
- But then you'd be homeless.
348
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,689
Hey, we're closing up.
349
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:07,791
Oh.
350
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,096
What time is it?
I should go.
351
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,137
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
352
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,695
We're getting drinks to go.
Come on. Beers to go!
353
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,140
Where are we going?
All the bars are closed.
354
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,941
You think I can get my beer bottle
in that shopping cart right there?
355
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,712
What? Mark, don't.
This pit isn't a dump.
356
00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,378
Yes, it is.
Look around, Leslie.
357
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,785
I mean, there's
crap everywhere.
358
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,756
One beer bottle is not
gonna make any difference.
359
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,761
Damn it!
I was so close there!
360
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,061
Yeah, so...
It was pretty close!
361
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,658
So far to the left!
So far to the left!
362
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,931
- You think you can do any better?
- No, please.
363
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,166
I don't want anyone to see!
I'm the Deputy Director of Parks...
364
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,401
You're the Deputy Director
of Parks and blah blah...
365
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,068
You know, nobody's
gonna see it.
366
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,342
Go on and chuck it.
367
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,186
Unbelievable!
That's unbelievable!
368
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,687
You missed the entire pit,
which is huge, by the way.
369
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,655
I didn't do anything wrong.
370
00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:09,147
- You didn't do anything wrong?
- Mmm-mmm.
371
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,337
I waited on you hand and foot.
372
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,531
And it was exhausting!
373
00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:15,524
I fed you meals, and you could've
had your casts off two weeks ago!
374
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:18,077
- That is not true.
- It's not true?
375
00:17:18,146 --> 00:17:20,637
So you're calling
Dr. Harris a liar?
376
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,169
- Yes.
- I'm gonna call Dr. Harris right now.
377
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:24,274
- How about that?
- You call him!
378
00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:26,677
- You get me on the phone with Dr. Harris.
- Yes. Yes. I will.
379
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:28,188
Don't call him right now!
380
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,018
- Why?
- Because it's late.
381
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,921
Listen,
just put the phone down.
382
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:34,825
Fine! You want the truth?
383
00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:35,987
Yes.
384
00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:39,559
Could I have gotten my
casts off two weeks ago?
385
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,761
Technically, yes. But...
386
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,698
I really, really like it
when you serve me food.
387
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,536
Get out.
Get out of my house.
388
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,939
But what...
389
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,570
Take a walk with your
overly-healed legs,
390
00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:55,410
and let me think
about this relationship.
391
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:05,188
Okay, this pit.
Give it to me straight.
392
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:07,786
Are we ever gonna
turn it into a park?
393
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:10,125
Leslie, this is already a park!
394
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:14,099
Look, I mean, you got
Dirt Slide over here,
395
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,362
you got Ring Around The
Diaper you could play there.
396
00:18:17,704 --> 00:18:21,800
You've got Duck, Duck, Glass
you could play right there.
397
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,036
Mystery Trash.
398
00:18:25,045 --> 00:18:27,843
What's not to love about this park,
right here, now?
399
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:31,975
I wish we could turn it into
a pit, frankly, don't you?
400
00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:37,352
But, seriously, I mean, really?
401
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:42,459
Honestly, Leslie,
it's gonna be a long, uphill battle.
402
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,562
You are gonna be super annoyed
403
00:18:44,631 --> 00:18:45,996
with all the people
that want you to fail.
404
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:50,400
There is a sea of red tape,
endless roadblocks.
405
00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:55,100
So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
406
00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:01,844
Screw it. I'm gonna
try to do it anyway.
407
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:05,049
I mean,
Kennedy put a man on the moon.
408
00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:06,142
He did.
409
00:19:06,219 --> 00:19:07,516
I can build one park.
410
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,215
I really admire your tenacity.
411
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,882
I really admire you.
412
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,276
No, no.
Wait, what am I doing?
413
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,118
This isn't the way
I want this to happen again.
414
00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:47,490
Leslie, it's not
that big a deal.
415
00:19:51,932 --> 00:19:54,264
I think you should
go home, Mark.
416
00:19:55,302 --> 00:19:56,826
All right, okay.
417
00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,170
I'm sorry.
418
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,596
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- Yeah.
419
00:20:01,675 --> 00:20:03,666
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, it's...
420
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:04,937
No. Oh, my God!
421
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:07,571
Oh, my God!
422
00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:10,047
Oh, my God!
Mark, are you all right?
423
00:20:10,116 --> 00:20:11,174
Wow.
424
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,084
Are you okay?
Oh, my God!
425
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:16,353
- Go get some help.
- Help!
426
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,651
- Go get some help.
- Help!
427
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:18,713
- Go get some help.
- Help!
428
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,920
Hey, babe!
Baby, open up!
429
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:24,588
That guy Mark
just fell in the pit!
430
00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:27,324
- What?
- You know that guy Mark?
431
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,197
- Yeah.
- He just fell in the pit!
432
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,657
You gotta go check it out.
You're a nurse.
433
00:20:30,683 --> 00:20:32,241
I think he'd probably be hurt.
434
00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:36,633
Seriously, it's pretty bad!
435
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,806
Pit! I fell in it, the pit
436
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:44,041
You fell in it, the pit
437
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:49,616
We all fell in it, the pit
438
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:53,921
The pit!
I fell in it, the pit