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Today we are welcoming a delegation
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from the parks department
of our sister city,
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Boraqua, Venezuela.
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Our photo-op with the mayor
is tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.,
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so I'm going to need your suggestions
about my wardrobe asap.
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I told you...
Gold-sequined sweatpants.
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Also, remember, everyone,
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Venezuela is a poor country.
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These men are not used
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to the wealth and flash that we
have here in central Indiana.
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Our only job over the next two days
is to make these men feel at home.
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Yes, I am a little nervous.
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Pawnee has kind of a tricky history
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with welcoming foreign visitors.
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But things have changed.
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Our guests are going to stay
in a motel for sure.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Episode 205
Sister City
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albator1932
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Lestat78
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Oh, God, what if they
don't speak english?
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April, you know spanish, right?
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My mom's Puerto Rican.
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That's why I'm so lively
and colorful.
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Oh, my God. Here they are.
Okay, everybody, clean up.
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Pull your thing up.
Everyone just be good.
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Jerry, hit it.
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This is my baby.
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I put this whole trip together.
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And let me tell you something...
It has not been easy.
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You know, how do you fit all
of Pawnee in a 48-hour visit?
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I had to drop the rock-and-roll
bowling alley from our itinerary.
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One of the most difficult
phone calls I've ever had to make.
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Hello, most excellent
representatives
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of the great parks department
of Boraqua, Venezuela.
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I am deputy director
of Parks and Recreation
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and chairwoman
of the departmental ad hoc
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subcommittee for Pit Beautification,
Leslie Knope.
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It's a pleasure. I am
vice director ejecutivo del diputado
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del departamento de parques,
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Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro
de Veloso de Maldonado.
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I'm Tom.
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These are my colleagues,
Antonio Rivera-Fonseca,
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minister of small fountains,
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and Elvis correja,
administrator of hedges.
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And he is?
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Pay no attention to him.
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He's our intern, Johnny.
He is worthless.
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We are quite tired from our trip.
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Could you have your servant
collect our bags, please?
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- What did he call me?
- It's a different culture, okay?
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Just be a good host
and do this for me.
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Fine.
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Yes, we'll get our pathetic servant boy
to fetch your luggage. Go, boy.
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Now, I know you gentlemen
had a long flight,
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but I have prepared
a welcome party in your honor.
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Excellent, I like to party.
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Well, my job is to see
to your every need.
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Do we just...
select the woman we desire?
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I will take the large black one.
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- Interesting choice.
- What?
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Do you have some kind of a book
with photos of the women available?
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If not, I will also take
the sexy black one.
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I am not surprised at all.
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I've been to South America.
I did very well there.
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There might have been
a translation problem.
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When I said party, I meant one
that did not include sex for pay,
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but one that had
food and drink and dancing.
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That sort of thing.
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So no women?
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Off to kind of a weird start.
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We have so much
to learn from each other.
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- What kind of birds do you eat?
- Chickens.
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Us too.
Amazing.
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What is this?
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Water.
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I'm sorry... Agua.
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In our country government officials
drink only bottled water.
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That water's very safe to drink.
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No. Bottled.
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Please.
Send the boy.
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Tom, go get water.
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- Leslie, come on.
- For your troubles.
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You got it, chief.
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in the 1992 socialist revolution.
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It is a gift.
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This gun truly symbolizes
the blossoming peace
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between our two nations.
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A key aspect to diplomacy
is gift-giving.
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The gift has to be nice enough
to honor and respect the guest,
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but not so nice that it shames him.
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Plus, it needs to represent
the local culture.
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And I found the perfect thing.
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A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup
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made right here
in Pawnee's own sweetums factory.
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"If you can't beat 'em, sweetums."
Since 1891.
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And eight and a half dozen
rubber baby-bottle nipples.
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Also made here in Pawnee.
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Kernston's rubber nipples.
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"Tastes like the real thing."
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Yes, and we too are pleased to be here
in your dirty alleyway.
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We thank you
for the container of sap
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and the bag of garbage.
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His english isn't perfect,
so I don't think he realizes
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how insulting he's being.
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We are also sister cities
with Kaesong, North Korea.
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Their town is far nicer.
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That's fine. It's my job.
I'm a diplomat.
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I'm not supposed
to take it personally.
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We haven't been here for a long time,
but what we have seen is
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really, from the bottom of our hearts,
truly depressing.
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Really, really sad stuff.
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I mean, that's why people
respect Hillary Clinton so much,
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'cause nobody takes
a punch like her.
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She's the strongest, smartest
punching bag in the world.
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It's funny because
Antonio said to me,
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"can we turn this car around
"and say we're sick or something,
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or that we lost our way?"
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Of course that would be rude to you.
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- What is your profession?
- I'm a city planner.
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This city was planned?
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On the drive in,
I saw a tattoo parlor
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next to a school
next to a Taco Bell.
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It looks like it was designed
by a very stupid rodent.
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He's actually a pretty smart rodent.
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You have a quick wit.
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I've changed my mind.
I will have you for the evening.
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Oh, boy.
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She'll get back to you on that.
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Politically, no.
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I don't support Chavez.
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I despise him
and everything that he does.
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On the other hand, this is
a pretty sweet-ass gun.
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- The banana you wanted, señor.
- Finally.
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You peel.
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What?
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With your hands,
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you peel the banana.
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Let's get started, shall we?
I have a full day of activities planned.
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I would like to see where the children
are fed the sweeteners.
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Our restaurant?
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American children
are fattened more efficiently
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than any other children
in the world.
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They're like little basketballs.
I mean, they're huge.
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Little porkers.
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This is our thermometer.
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I'm trying to turn a giant dirt pit
into a community park,
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but I need $35,000,
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and the city doesn't have
enough money in its budget.
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- I do not understand.
- You've never had a budget shortage?
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Venezuela is blessed
with massive oil reserves.
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Massive, I mean, tremendous,
like you would not believe.
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The state sells the oil,
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keeps all the money,
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and we build whatever we want.
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Now I do not understand.
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I feel that my English
was very clear.
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Shall I repeat?
Venezuela...
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Venezuela, my country...
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has a lot of oil.
Oil is food for cars.
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The Venezuelans
are very confident people.
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I know these guys didn't turn out to be
exactly how we thought they would be.
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You said they might not know
what toilet paper is.
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I'm calling an audible.
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We can't be humble anymore.
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We're going to take them
to our best park,
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and we're gonna blow
their socks off.
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I don't think
that's gonna blow their socks off.
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We'll go further, to Chicago
and pretend it's part of Pawnee.
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Or New York.
Or London!
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The money's different.
They'll figure it out. Never mind.
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We'll go to the park.
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Everybody doing okay back there?
Comfortable?
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Well, the motel we're putting you up in
is really nice.
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You can watch TBS.
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Do you have TBS in Venezuela?
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I have everything in Venezuela.
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I have four satellite dishes
on my estate.
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We get 14,000 channels.
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14,000.
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I already know
who wins project runway.
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I'm coming over to your house, then.
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I see what you're getting at.
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I am still primarily interested
in the large black woman.
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Here we are.
Take it in, boys.
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- This is an embarrassment to America.
- I'm sorry?
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- You are right to want to correct this.
- Correct what?
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This is the giant pit of dirt
you were telling us about, is it not?
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The one you want
to turn into a park?
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This is already a park.
And it's one of our best-loved parks.
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Why are the trees so small?
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They're not that small.
Besides, size doesn't matter.
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Yes, it does.
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Our trees are huge.
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We build tunnels through them.
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The park in my hometown,
the parque del este,
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we have a monorail,
and we have an aquarium.
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And the Jaripa amphitheatre is huge.
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Lady Gaga played there last week.
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Great, we don't have Lady Gaga.
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And I don't think she's gonna come here
unless her career takes a very bad turn.
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But we have something
more beautiful than Lady Gaga.
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Democracy.
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I'm going to show you an example.
Let's go to a town-hall meeting.
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Elvis.
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Henry!
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Raul... butterfinger.
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Antonio, Nestle crunch
with the crispy rice removed.
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Weird choice, but for you
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I got it done.
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I find it incredibly demeaning,
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but, guess what?
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Cash money
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I'm going to make it rain
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I'm gonna pick that up real quick.
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So are you guys ready?
We're about to start.
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This is
where you have your meetings?
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Well, the location rotates.
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Sometimes we have them
on the volleyball courts.
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Where do you hold yours?
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Well, now that you asked,
we usually rotate as well
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between different fortresses
and citadels and palaces.
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We don't need palaces.
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The ideas are what shine
in our meetings.
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What are you, some kind of moron?
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Why don't you have hand dryers
in the park bathrooms?
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They're so much more sanitary
than paper towels! Anyone knows that!
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My dog went to one of your parks
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and ate another dog's feces,
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and I am going to sue you for that.
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How do you like it?
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How do you like that?
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Now imagine you're holding coffee!
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This is outrageous.
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Where are the armed men
who come in to take the protestors away?
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Where?
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This kind of behavior
is never tolerated in Boraqua.
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You shout like that,
they put you in jail.
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Right away.
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No trial, no nothing.
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Journalists...
We have a special jail for journalists.
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You are stealing...
Right to jail.
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You're playing music too loud...
Right to jail. Right away.
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You're driving too fast?
Jail.
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Slow? Jail.
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You're charging
too high prices for sweaters,
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glasses, you right to jail.
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You undercook fish...
Believe it or not, jail.
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You overcook chicken...
Also jail.
252
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Undercook, overcook.
253
00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:32,359
You make an appointment with a dentist
and you don't show up...
254
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Jail, right away.
255
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:35,999
We have the best patients
in the world...
256
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Because of jail.
257
00:12:38,552 --> 00:12:41,302
Well, it was tough going,
but it was lively.
258
00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:45,856
- What did you think of the open forum?
- This meeting of ugly people yelling...
259
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,040
It is like torture.
260
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That's one perspective.
261
00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:52,142
In Boraqua, the government moves
like a hot knife through butter.
262
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,306
I'm supposed to sit here
and listen to people,
263
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:56,406
these fat faces turning all red.
264
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,093
You kidding me?
We're like kings.
265
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:01,429
We walk down the street,
and they treat us like rock stars.
266
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,640
We answer to nobody.
267
00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:05,631
In a true democracy, we believe
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that the input of our citizens
is extremely valuable.
269
00:13:10,953 --> 00:13:12,670
These pretzels suck.
270
00:13:13,342 --> 00:13:15,151
Thank you.
See?
271
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,091
No wonder nothing ever
gets done here.
272
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,406
Nothing gets done?
273
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:22,479
Tell that to the Golden Gate Bridge
or American Idol
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or the moon. Oh, wait.
You can't 'cause you've never been.
275
00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:28,205
Look, this is not personal.
276
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:31,756
We just think that you are weak,
and your city is disgusting.
277
00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:35,266
I think you're rude.
And you've been rude since you came.
278
00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:37,674
And I think that
your medals are stupid.
279
00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:40,824
And your uniform is lame.
280
00:13:41,178 --> 00:13:43,179
And you guys want to marry
Hugo Chavez.
281
00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:46,683
Do not disrespect Chavez.
282
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Stupid Chavez.
283
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,575
- I told you not to disrespect him.
- I did.
284
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,315
- That's twice.
- I don't like Chavez.
285
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:55,734
- You do, and do not disrespect him.
- No, I don't.
286
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,861
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't, Raul.
287
00:13:58,199 --> 00:14:00,639
Look, if you don't
like it here, then go.
288
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,533
- Great.
- Good, shut up.
289
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,201
We're shutting up, yeah.
290
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:06,643
Here we go.
291
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,613
- Those are our pens.
- Great. We don't even need them.
292
00:14:10,738 --> 00:14:13,717
- Great. Then don't take them.
- We didn't.
293
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,206
They started it.
294
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,770
Those guys were rude, arrogant,
295
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,888
narrow-minded, class-a jerks.
296
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:27,596
Now, I may have lost my cool,
but they deserved it.
297
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:30,393
Okay, I'll call the mayor
and cancel the photo-op.
298
00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:31,562
No, don't.
299
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,314
Then call the Venezuelans
and apologize.
300
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:37,817
No, they were rude, arrogant,
narrow-minded, class-a jerks.
301
00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:40,862
Okay, then I'll call the mayor
and cancel the photo-op.
302
00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:46,493
- Do you see the problem here?
- Yes, but I don't want to.
303
00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:50,910
Yesterday I was tough and direct.
And today I have to be charming.
304
00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:54,542
Basically, yesterday
I was Hillary Clinton, today I'm Bill.
305
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:55,710
Gracias.
306
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,276
Can I get anyone anything to drink
before we start...
307
00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,506
- Coffee, brandy?
- I'd love some coffee.
308
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:01,847
Anything?
309
00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:03,802
- Some nuts?
- I'll have Some nuts.
310
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,228
- Gummi bears.
- Sure.
311
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:06,484
Apple crisps.
312
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,139
- Granola bars.
- I'll take those.
313
00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:10,016
Nothing?
Sure?
314
00:15:10,669 --> 00:15:12,519
OK, I'll be right there
if you need me.
315
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,084
Well, Raul, gentlemen,
thank you for coming.
316
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:20,277
I would just like to first say
I am so sorry for blowing up yesterday.
317
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:22,320
It was completely uncalled for.
318
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,890
We are sorry as well.
319
00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:27,157
We were very tired
from our long journey.
320
00:15:27,282 --> 00:15:28,743
Also, we were a bit jealous.
321
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:32,736
Our colleagues from Caracas are
visiting their sister city of Miami.
322
00:15:33,612 --> 00:15:35,614
They've been partying
with Dwayne Wade.
323
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:38,542
They sent us all these photos
and Quicktime files,
324
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,089
I mean, you have to see
this place Miami, just gorgeous.
325
00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:43,147
There's so much soul and life.
326
00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:44,857
Every little, tiny street.
327
00:15:44,982 --> 00:15:47,220
So much culture and history,
and the cars...
328
00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:48,990
People take care
of their cars there.
329
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,555
I noticed that in the pictures.
They're a little older but beautiful.
330
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,477
It's really nice, and the food...
331
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,604
So spicy and wonderful.
332
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,492
We could not even believe.
333
00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:02,017
But Pawnee is really good as well.
334
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:05,434
In any case,
I made a few phone calls,
335
00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:08,249
and the government of Venezuela
336
00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:09,943
has authorized
337
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:11,725
a special gift
338
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,639
for you.
339
00:16:19,842 --> 00:16:21,171
$35,000?
340
00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:22,940
Yes, it is to fill your pit,
341
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,883
to start to build a park.
342
00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:27,804
We can't take this.
343
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:29,227
Yes, yes, please.
344
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:31,890
We'll see you later today
at the photo opportunity.
345
00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:34,436
And I think we are good here.
346
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:42,013
Good meeting.
347
00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,779
Maybe I should return the money.
348
00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:49,634
It's from a foreign government.
I don't really trust them.
349
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,806
- I'm gonna return the money.
- Are you crazy?
350
00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:55,340
- You could buy a low-end Lexus.
- Or you could build a park.
351
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:57,026
Let's look at the pros and cons.
352
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:01,191
- Pro, we could fill in the pit.
- Con, maybe it's dirty money.
353
00:17:01,316 --> 00:17:03,505
Pro, $35,000 worth of dirty money.
354
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:06,925
- Con, not quite sure why that's a pro.
- Pro, we can fill in the pit.
355
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,944
Con, Ann already said that.
356
00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,062
Pro and con never works.
357
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,680
Pro, yes, it does.
358
00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:15,421
I don't...
359
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,931
Fine, we'll keep the money, OK?
Everybody happy?
360
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:22,758
- Jerry, are you happy?
- What did I do?
361
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,317
Meeting adjourned.
362
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,896
Can I just say, I still feel
kind of weird about this money.
363
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:04,184
I know they've given you
a hard time.
364
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:06,214
When the mayor gets here,
we'll do the photo-op,
365
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:09,237
they'll be out of our hair.
You'll get to build your park.
366
00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:15,478
The mayor will be with us
in a few minutes.
367
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:19,036
We would like to take a video of you
to show our superiors.
368
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,049
Sure.
369
00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,774
Do you have the check?
370
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:22,989
Yes, I do.
371
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:26,031
OK, you can show it to the camera,
372
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:29,160
and say how much it is
and what it is for.
373
00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:33,355
Okay, this is a check for $35,000,
374
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,055
- and it is to build a park.
- How generous.
375
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:38,752
Yes, it's really generous.
376
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,001
Now say, "viva Venezuela".
377
00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:42,923
Viva Venezuela.
378
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,205
Viva Chavez.
379
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,475
Thank you, Venezuela.
380
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,963
- Viva Chavez... Say it.
- Ah, come on.
381
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:54,370
I don't want to viva that guy.
382
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,436
We just gave you $35,000.
383
00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,161
That's worth one viva.
384
00:19:04,784 --> 00:19:05,884
Viva Chavez.
385
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,043
Yes, viva Chavez.
386
00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,227
What is he saying?
387
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,923
They are very happy.
388
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:24,773
They say Hugo Chavez
will love this video,
389
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:28,093
because it is another success
for their committee.
390
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,275
Committee?
391
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,170
They're a committee
to humiliate and shame America.
392
00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:36,699
Gonna be a good video.
393
00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:40,298
The committee to humiliate
and shame America?
394
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:43,462
Yes, it is Hugo Chavez's
passion project.
395
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:45,504
We just had an idea.
396
00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:47,571
Why don't you call your park
after Chavez?
397
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,712
You call it, "Hugo Chavez park".
398
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:53,068
You can have
a nice big fountain of his head
399
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,219
so that when the water is coming out,
he's spitting at you all the time.
400
00:19:58,218 --> 00:19:59,749
You should write this down.
401
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:04,455
Viva America.
402
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,645
Viva Pawnee.
403
00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:08,714
Viva mayor Walter Gunderson.
404
00:20:09,315 --> 00:20:10,594
You have offended us.
405
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,235
You have offended
the government of Boraqua.
406
00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:15,339
You are no longer our sister.
407
00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:21,536
No, America is not perfect.
408
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,573
But diplomacy isn't just
409
00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,594
sucking up and being a pushover.
410
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,810
Sometimes you got to get tough.
411
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:31,993
I am going to build
that park myself,
412
00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:34,215
and it is going to be awesome.
413
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,393
And it's not going to have a fountain
shaped like Hugo Chavez's head
414
00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:40,541
spitting water all over everyone,
415
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,885
unless that's what the people want.
416
00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:45,969
And that, sir, is democracy.
417
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,997
Leslie, come see this.
418
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,318
Check out this video
that April sent me.
419
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:56,776
Hey, guys, I'm at Jhonny's place
in Venezuela.
420
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,246
It's okay, I guess.
421
00:20:58,371 --> 00:21:00,371
He has, like, 5 million rooms.
422
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,183
- And this is only his guest house.
- Holy cow.
423
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,387
There's a lot of guys
with guns here.
424
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,885
It's better than
my mom's house, I guess.
425
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,419
So tell Leslie I don't know
when I'm going to be back.
426
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,270
And Donna's here.
427
00:21:15,823 --> 00:21:16,757
Hey, guys.