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Okay, as everybody knows,
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The Spirit of Pawnee
was defaced again last night.
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- What was it this time?
- Chocolate pudding.
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That's new.
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The mural that normally resides here
is called The Spirit of Pawnee,
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and it's very controversial.
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We've had someone throw acid at it,
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tomato sauce.
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Someone tried to stab it once.
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We really need better security here.
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We also need...
better, less-offensive history.
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So the city council has decided
it should be changed
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to something
a little less horrifying.
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Now since the murals were made
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by government employees
back in the 1930s,
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we thought it might be fun
if each department
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submitted the design
for a new mural...
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And you'll submit your concepts
tomorrow afternoon.
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All righty, folks?
Thank you very much.
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Leslie, what's your design gonna be?
A tree?
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Joe, you work in sewage.
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Your department literally
specializes in crap.
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- You wanna do this?
- I told you before.
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Crap is a slang term,
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and I don't like that term.
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But at least we don't specialize
in losing... Like you guys.
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Sewage, let's roll.
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Damn!
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How does sewage
always get the hottest interns?
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Episode 209
The Camel
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mpm
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lestat78
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Guys, this department has the chance
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to design something
that could be in this building forever.
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This could be our legacy.
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I thought building a park on lot 48
was gonna be our legacy.
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You can have two.
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Look at Madonna...
Great singer, amazing arms.
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Look at O.J. Simpson...
Heisman trophy winner, naked gun.
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No offense, Leslie,
but I'm not an artist.
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That's not true.
I've seen your fingernails.
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I pay someone to do this.
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Really?
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Shoot.
Anyway...
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I'm ordering all of you
to design a mural.
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Only Ron can order
the whole department to do something.
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- Ron, order them to do this.
- Do whatever Leslie says.
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And it needs to be breathtaking
and moving and historical
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and better than every department,
and you have one hour.
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Designers, make it work.
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Tim Gunn.
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You, my friend,
are ready to go dancing.
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Thank you, sir.
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All right, next.
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Andrew, looking good.
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Business is booming.
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Hey, Ron, how about you?
Need a little dog waxin'?
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It's 5 bucks,
and you'll cut in front of him.
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- What?
- Beat it.
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This is Ron Swanson
we're talking about.
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I'm impressed with Andy.
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Pulling himself up
by his bootstraps.
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Reminds me of me.
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I got my first job when I was nine.
Worked at a sheet metal factory.
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In two weeks,
I was running the floor.
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Child labor laws
are ruining this country.
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- Do you have a key in your shoe?
- No, I have a bunion
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that's practically its own toe.
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Normally, the pain howls through
my loafers like a banshee on the moors,
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but... for these past three minutes,
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it's been reduced to a faint growl.
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That was neat.
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We are all finished.
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That was great.
Thank you, son.
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No sweat!
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Next!
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Shouldn't let your friends cut in line.
It's not good business.
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You know what else
isn't good business?
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- That guy's my friend.
- Right.
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I'm saying...
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You shouldn't
let your friends cut in line.
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Sorry, kyle.
Here, give me this.
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Next!
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So what are you looking for exactly?
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I don't know, man.
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The spirit of Pawnee.
That's all I got.
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Here. Just gimme $20 worth of art.
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Just something that seems personal
that only I could have done.
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- Well, tell me about yourself.
- No. Just paint.
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I have no interest in art.
Let me clarify.
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I have no interest
in non-nude images.
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Dude, what the hell
kind of art is this?
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Looks like a lizard
puking up skittles!
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I'm an abstract expressionist.
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No, you're a con artist,
and I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks.
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Whatever.
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I'm a terrible artist.
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But the Parks department
has done so much for me
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that if I can help them out
in any way, I will.
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Oh, God.
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Maybe I should just give them
all free flu shots.
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I know everything about
this town and these murals,
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and that's why this is
a dream come true... Literally.
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I have had a dream
where I designed a mural.
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But then it turned into a nightmare
because the mural started talking,
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and it came alive, it was whispering,
and I couldn't hear what it was saying,
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so I leaned in close,
and then it ate me.
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At one point,
Gina Gershon was there.
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My piece is truly
gonna capture the spirit of Pawnee.
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Never understood
the term elbow grease.
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I guess it's not really grease.
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Just hard work.
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- Nice shiny shoes you got there.
- I was just...
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Oh, no... Shoot.
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Actually, it looks like
I scuffed this one.
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Do you need your money back?
'Cause I already spent it.
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Really?
How did...
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Never mind.
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I think I'll just take
another full polish.
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Can I cut in line again?
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I feel right at home as a shoeshine.
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I have no idea what I'm doing,
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but I know I'm doing it
really, really well.
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Okay, let's get goin'
with the spirit of Pawnee.
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- Ann, you go first.
- Okay.
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Since it's the Parks department,
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I thought I would design
a pretty park.
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With, uh, dogs playing.
I can't really draw,
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so I just cut some stuff
out of a magazine.
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That looks like something a death row
convict would make in art therapy.
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Dude, I tried.
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And you failed.
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It's dogs and people
playing in a park.
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- It's cute!
- It's okay, sweetheart.
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You can't make art
because you are art.
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You're beautiful...
But that sucks.
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Let's see yours!
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Fine. Mine is amazing.
It's gonna blow your mind.
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Some professional-ass
art right here.
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- I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
- It's abstract, Leslie.
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Over here, you got some shapes.
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And then you come
over to this side...
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You know, it's actually
kind of interesting.
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Each shape is its own thing...
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But then when it comes together,
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it really gives you a sense of...
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completion.
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A piece of art caused me
to have an emotional reaction.
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Is that normal?
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So it's the last supper
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but with famous people from Indiana.
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John Mellancamp, Larry Bird,
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Michael Jackson,
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David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox.
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Okay, so here's where
it gets a little dicey,
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'cause there's not that many celebrities
from Indiana, so... a NASCAR,
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my friend Becky, Ron Swanson...
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Who's the Jesus?
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That would be Greg Kinnear.
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- I didn't know he was from Indiana.
- Yeah, you know, I read that he was.
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Do you think
he's the best choice for Jesus?
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He was great on ER...
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- Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER.
- Yeah, he was.
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I don't think that he was.
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Who am I thinking of?
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Okay. Next.
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Really good, Jerry.
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For my murinal,
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I was inspired
by the death of my grandma...
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You said "murinal".
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- No, I didn't.
- You said "murinal". I heard it.
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- Anyway, she...
- Jerry...
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Why don't you put that murinal
in the men's room
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so people can murinate all over it?
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Go to the doctor. You might have
a murinary tract infection.
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- Just wanted to show you my art.
- Murinal, murinal, murinal!
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Disqualified!
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It's pointillism.
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And each dot is a photo
of a citizen of the town.
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No one cares.
At all.
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So this is a multimedia project.
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First...
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A bunch of rats made out of garbage.
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And...
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This is a tv screen.
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It'll be like a big flat screen tv,
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and it'll play looped video
of knee surgeries.
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And this is a human-sized hamster wheel
that will be next to the mural,
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if we can get one,
and it'll be spinning,
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and there'll be like
a fat guy in it all the time
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like screaming and like eating
raw beef and like bleeding,
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and like blood will come
out of his mouth and stuff.
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And that'll be like right next to...
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the mural.
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I have one question.
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Why?
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If you have to ask,
you don't get it.
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I don't think
they really got the assignment.
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If we're gonna beatthe others,
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we have to choose something that
will stand the test of time...
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Like the Mona Lisa
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or the music of Squeeze.
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June 8, 1922.
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The Pawnee bread factory
burned to the ground.
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We lost a lot of good bread
that day...
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As well as several human lives.
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And it also made the whole town
smell like toast,
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which one resident described
as "disturbingly enticing".
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But I digress.
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The point is, we rebuilt Pawnee
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to the wonderful town
that it is today.
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Why would you want a mural
that shows people dying
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when you could have shapes
that come alive?
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Because it's the most famous event
in our town's history,
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and people love voting for tragedy.
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Look at the oscars.
This is our holocaust movie.
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This is our English Patient.
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Sounds like you're
exploiting the tragedy.
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See? Ann gets it.
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Time to vote, everybody.
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Cast your votes!
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May the best,
most tragic project win.
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When we started this,
we were six different voices
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with six ideas for a mural.
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And then those six voices
came together as a team.
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There are no losers today.
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But there is one winner.
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Us.
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The Parks Department.
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Tom, the results
of the vote, please.
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One to one to one
to one to one to one.
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We all voted
for ourselves, didn't we?
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Third time, today.
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That's a good shoeshine.
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What the ****, man?
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I don't know what happened.
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Frankly.
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I emitted a noise.
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The noise was involuntary.
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Sometimes a sound
is just a sound, you know?
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We need to whittle these down.
Can we all agree on eliminating
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- any of these designs?
- Ann's blows.
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Don't hold back.
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It's a giant picture of a park.
That's not art.
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At least it's not a fat human hamster
eating meat.
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- You don't work here!
- You both have a point.
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Ann, yours was a little trite.
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And, April, yours was hellish
and might make someone vomit.
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There's something about those shapes.
There's some emotional art right there.
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- Any kid could do that.
- No kid could do that!
253
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Only god could do that!
254
00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:27,559
What is so great about the shapes?
255
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:30,650
He likes the shapes, okay?
And he's part of the team.
256
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:34,468
So here, take these scissors
and cut out your favorite shapes.
257
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:37,687
And then we'll put them
on a new team mural.
258
00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:40,965
We're gonna make a new design
259
00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:44,289
that takes the best parts
of all of our designs.
260
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:47,023
It's like if you got Michelangelo
261
00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:48,574
and Andy Warhol
262
00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:52,292
and Jackson Pollock
and Jim Davis from Garfield
263
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,867
to do one painting.
264
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,801
Imagine how good
that painting would be!
265
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,554
I think it's really good.
266
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,160
I'll be right back.
267
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,647
We need you for something.
268
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:14,027
Can it wait?
I am so swamped here.
269
00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:16,071
Ann's in trouble.
270
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,031
We think it might be pills.
271
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,157
- What?
- No.
272
00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:20,742
That's a lie.
273
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,329
But this is as important.
Look at a piece of art.
274
00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:26,703
God.
275
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,501
What is that?
276
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,379
This is our entry
for the mural contest.
277
00:13:32,504 --> 00:13:35,089
We couldn't decide on one design,
so we took parts
278
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:38,147
that we all liked of our designs
and then we just kind of...
279
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,608
smooshed it into a thing.
280
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,556
You made a camel.
281
00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:46,855
You've never heard that saying?
282
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:49,771
A camel is actually a horse
designed by a committee,
283
00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:51,397
and what you guys have here
284
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,065
is one ugly camel...
285
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,634
featuring Bill Paxton.
286
00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:57,437
- Greg Kinnear.
- Right.
287
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,280
Is Bill Paxton from Indiana?
288
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:02,033
You have to save us.
You have to design something.
289
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:04,744
- Leslie, I'm not an artist.
- Yes, you are.
290
00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:06,854
I've seen you sketch things.
291
00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:08,790
Like poles for stop signs.
292
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,667
That everybody stops and looks at.
293
00:14:10,835 --> 00:14:12,460
By law, they're required to.
294
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:15,505
Please. You're the only one of us
who's got any talent.
295
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,715
I know you'll do something good.
296
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,843
And I really want to win this.
297
00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:21,987
Please?
What are you gonna do tonight?
298
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,097
I was gonna go to Arby's
and watch Frontline.
299
00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:32,673
Here we go.
300
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,775
So, it is an old man
301
00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:39,943
feeding pigeons in a park.
302
00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:42,824
The spirit of Pawnee, maybe?
303
00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,606
- You gotta be kidding me.
- How is that better than mine?
304
00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,561
It isn't.
And that's saying something.
305
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,836
And who's the man?
Is he famous?
306
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,756
Is it Martin Landau?
307
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,836
I have no dog in this fight.
I'm just saying that this will win.
308
00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:57,247
It's nothing.
It's mush!
309
00:14:57,435 --> 00:14:59,844
There's not even one shape in there!
Where are the shapes?
310
00:14:59,969 --> 00:15:01,551
I'm not saying this is any good.
311
00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:04,481
I'm saying that this'll win.
It's mass appeal. It's like
312
00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,056
what motels put up,
313
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:10,307
and it hangs there for years,
and no one ever throws acid at it.
314
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,062
- Who did this? I like it.
- Seriously?
315
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:15,591
Sorry!
316
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:17,942
It comforts me.
317
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,154
That'll win.
318
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,392
This is...
319
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:26,262
garbage!
We've gotta go back to the shapes.
320
00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:28,507
This is boring.
Go back to the garbage.
321
00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:30,705
I would take the shapes over this.
Come on!
322
00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:34,311
I wouldn't take them over anything.
I'd take Jerry's Murinal over this.
323
00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,486
No, guys...
324
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:37,616
- This is the one.
- What?
325
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:38,948
Sorry. Mark's right.
326
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:41,174
This is an outrage!
He's not in the department.
327
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:43,259
- Neither is Ann.
- But Ann's hot.
328
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:44,481
And that counts.
329
00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:46,766
Whatever happened to,
"we're the parks department.
330
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,140
"Rah, rah, rah.
Down with the Sewage Department"?
331
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,851
We spent all day here for no reason!
332
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,437
We have a reason! We're gonna win!
That's our reason!
333
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,555
Our designs are not gonna win.
Mark's might win!
334
00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:59,525
How great would it be if we won.
335
00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,611
You'll feel a lot better,
I promise you,
336
00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:03,850
after you win.
We're going with this one.
337
00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:06,407
I'll see you
at the presentation tomorrow.
338
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,202
That is an order, team.
Go, team!
339
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,829
Team dismissed.
340
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:15,375
Yes, we are a team,
but I am the team leader.
341
00:16:15,699 --> 00:16:17,499
So I made a bold decision.
342
00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:19,334
We're playing it safe.
343
00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,099
How's life
in the Parks De-fart-ment?
344
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,726
Better than life
in the Sewage De-fart-ment.
345
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,033
- Which makes more sense.
- Whatever!
346
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:37,917
You are screwed.
347
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,392
Get used to this.
348
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,528
Because it's gonna be hanging on
the wall, right outside your door
349
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,239
for the next 100 years!
350
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:51,828
That was pretty good.
351
00:16:52,382 --> 00:16:54,131
You think they're gonna win?
352
00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:57,542
They went super-patriotic.
It's a classic mistake.
353
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,808
It seems crowd-pleasing,
but it's a stance.
354
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,547
And there's always someone
who'll oppose a stance.
355
00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:03,881
Us...
356
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,655
Old man feeding pigeons...
No stance.
357
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,220
Absolutely no point of view
whatsoever.
358
00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:11,973
No point of view.
Smart.
359
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,866
I haven't been back.
360
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:18,932
I wish him good luck
in his business.
361
00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:22,316
And, yes,
I will absolutely go back
362
00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:25,235
to get my shoes shined soon.
363
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,074
I don't frankly see
364
00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,849
why this is a topic for discussion.
365
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,544
What's up?
366
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,050
You know the thing?
367
00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:57,837
- The other day?
- Other day... Other day...
368
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,520
Yesterday?
369
00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:00,797
I am...
370
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:02,607
That was...
371
00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:05,988
I'm okay.
You know, I'd be okay if we...
372
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,822
If we never mentioned it again.
373
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,533
Never mentioned what?
374
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:16,202
The moan.
The weird moan you made
375
00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:18,414
that was super-weird?
Do you not remember that?
376
00:18:18,582 --> 00:18:20,917
I talked about it with the lady
who went after for 1/2 hour.
377
00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,127
She said she thought
it was an animal...
378
00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:26,221
It was just an odd moment.
379
00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:28,746
Let's just not
talk about it anymore.
380
00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,840
That's what I was trying to say.
381
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:32,447
But, yeah... Okay.
382
00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:34,055
Good job.
383
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,023
- Miss Knope.
- Chief Konner.
384
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,358
What do you got?
385
00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:49,264
Well, we aren't really artists,
but we gave it a shot.
386
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,798
It's your basic dogs playing poker,
387
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,367
but,
with an everything's-on-fire theme.
388
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:57,185
This is my nephew over here.
389
00:18:57,558 --> 00:19:01,165
And this is an attractive lady
with a hamburger for a head.
390
00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,000
Just some stuff we like.
391
00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:05,378
Anyway, we had a lot of fun
putting it together.
392
00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:08,089
Good luck!
393
00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:18,093
- Go ahead.
- What?
394
00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:21,086
The camel's way more fun.
395
00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:24,188
I want my team back.
396
00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:25,731
And my team made this
397
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,763
hot, crazy camel mess.
398
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:30,236
So this is what we're gonna submit,
399
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,821
even if it means we lose.
400
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,907
God, I hope we win.
But we're definitely gonna lose.
401
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:36,041
Probably.
402
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,552
And Ann!
How Ann gets it done!
403
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,541
Let's go!
404
00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:50,673
What are the shapes?
405
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,352
The shapes are awesome,
is what they are.
406
00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:54,719
You can't handle it.
407
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,012
No, I like them.
408
00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:57,638
Forgive me.
409
00:19:58,085 --> 00:19:59,390
Is that Michael Jackson?
410
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:03,936
- The pride of Indiana.
- That's right. So it's relevant.
411
00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:05,271
Who is he carrying?
412
00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:07,043
Jesus Greg Kinnear.
413
00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:11,152
It looks like he's carrying Kinnear
into the burning building.
414
00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,432
That's because he's moonwalking.
415
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,113
So he...
416
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,998
Should be goin' the other way.
417
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,995
That did not occur to me.
418
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,667
- Sorry.
- So there you go.
419
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:28,385
The spirit of Pawnee.
420
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:30,087
We didn't win.
421
00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:32,093
But neither did anyone else.
422
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,301
They realized it was gonna cost
a ton of money, to hire a muralist.
423
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:37,719
So they're just gonna restore
the old one.
424
00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:40,994
They're changing the title
to the diversity express.
425
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,960
Look at that.
426
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:53,819
- It's not as good as the other one.
- I don't know what you mean by good?
427
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,102
Neither do i!
428
00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:56,727
Just do another one!
429
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:59,858
I have actual assignments
that I have to finish for art school.
430
00:20:59,983 --> 00:21:02,203
Shut up and do more art for me.
431
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:06,362
This one's racist.
432
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,683
It's beautiful.
433
00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:13,326
I've looked at this
for five hours, now.
434
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,876
I like the green one
and the red circle right here.
435
00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:25,443
I'm tearing up, man.