1 00:00:02,766 --> 00:00:04,248 Okay, as everybody knows, 2 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:07,950 The Spirit of Pawnee was defaced again last night. 3 00:00:08,378 --> 00:00:10,369 - What was it this time? - Chocolate pudding. 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,204 That's new. 5 00:00:12,372 --> 00:00:16,112 The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee, 6 00:00:16,237 --> 00:00:17,851 and it's very controversial. 7 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,878 We've had someone throw acid at it, 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,422 tomato sauce. 9 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:23,006 Someone tried to stab it once. 10 00:00:23,717 --> 00:00:26,067 We really need better security here. 11 00:00:26,511 --> 00:00:29,946 We also need... better, less-offensive history. 12 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:33,907 So the city council has decided it should be changed 13 00:00:34,032 --> 00:00:36,645 to something a little less horrifying. 14 00:00:36,934 --> 00:00:38,963 Now since the murals were made 15 00:00:39,149 --> 00:00:41,841 by government employees back in the 1930s, 16 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,570 we thought it might be fun if each department 17 00:00:45,059 --> 00:00:47,239 submitted the design for a new mural... 18 00:00:47,407 --> 00:00:50,258 And you'll submit your concepts tomorrow afternoon. 19 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:53,033 All righty, folks? Thank you very much. 20 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,956 Leslie, what's your design gonna be? A tree? 21 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,644 Joe, you work in sewage. 22 00:00:57,769 --> 00:01:00,327 Your department literally specializes in crap. 23 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:02,310 - You wanna do this? - I told you before. 24 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:03,881 Crap is a slang term, 25 00:01:04,049 --> 00:01:05,632 and I don't like that term. 26 00:01:05,926 --> 00:01:09,303 But at least we don't specialize in losing... Like you guys. 27 00:01:09,471 --> 00:01:11,120 Sewage, let's roll. 28 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:12,514 Damn! 29 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,184 How does sewage always get the hottest interns? 30 00:01:15,352 --> 00:01:17,227 - Feygnasse Team - 31 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:19,018 .:: La Fabrique ::. 32 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:21,183 Episode 209 The Camel 33 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:24,275 mpm 34 00:01:25,648 --> 00:01:27,233 lestat78 35 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,801 Guys, this department has the chance 36 00:01:47,926 --> 00:01:50,929 to design something that could be in this building forever. 37 00:01:51,054 --> 00:01:52,488 This could be our legacy. 38 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,474 I thought building a park on lot 48 was gonna be our legacy. 39 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:56,780 You can have two. 40 00:01:56,905 --> 00:01:59,270 Look at Madonna... Great singer, amazing arms. 41 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:02,314 Look at O.J. Simpson... Heisman trophy winner, naked gun. 42 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:05,112 No offense, Leslie, but I'm not an artist. 43 00:02:05,443 --> 00:02:07,528 That's not true. I've seen your fingernails. 44 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:09,797 I pay someone to do this. 45 00:02:10,107 --> 00:02:10,948 Really? 46 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:13,807 Shoot. Anyway... 47 00:02:14,119 --> 00:02:16,369 I'm ordering all of you to design a mural. 48 00:02:17,247 --> 00:02:19,819 Only Ron can order the whole department to do something. 49 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:22,668 - Ron, order them to do this. - Do whatever Leslie says. 50 00:02:29,177 --> 00:02:31,969 And it needs to be breathtaking and moving and historical 51 00:02:32,692 --> 00:02:35,765 and better than every department, and you have one hour. 52 00:02:36,176 --> 00:02:38,928 Designers, make it work. 53 00:02:39,713 --> 00:02:40,713 Tim Gunn. 54 00:02:42,207 --> 00:02:44,064 You, my friend, are ready to go dancing. 55 00:02:44,805 --> 00:02:45,774 Thank you, sir. 56 00:02:45,942 --> 00:02:47,109 All right, next. 57 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:48,902 Andrew, looking good. 58 00:02:49,224 --> 00:02:50,628 Business is booming. 59 00:02:51,262 --> 00:02:54,011 Hey, Ron, how about you? Need a little dog waxin'? 60 00:02:54,136 --> 00:02:56,159 It's 5 bucks, and you'll cut in front of him. 61 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:57,494 - What? - Beat it. 62 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,191 This is Ron Swanson we're talking about. 63 00:03:00,549 --> 00:03:02,110 I'm impressed with Andy. 64 00:03:02,235 --> 00:03:04,376 Pulling himself up by his bootstraps. 65 00:03:05,295 --> 00:03:06,628 Reminds me of me. 66 00:03:06,796 --> 00:03:09,913 I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. 67 00:03:10,038 --> 00:03:12,825 In two weeks, I was running the floor. 68 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:17,198 Child labor laws are ruining this country. 69 00:03:20,352 --> 00:03:23,070 - Do you have a key in your shoe? - No, I have a bunion 70 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:24,941 that's practically its own toe. 71 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:28,860 Normally, the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors, 72 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:31,169 but... for these past three minutes, 73 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,363 it's been reduced to a faint growl. 74 00:03:35,839 --> 00:03:37,034 That was neat. 75 00:03:38,353 --> 00:03:40,345 We are all finished. 76 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:45,924 That was great. Thank you, son. 77 00:03:46,049 --> 00:03:47,049 No sweat! 78 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:48,909 Next! 79 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,007 Shouldn't let your friends cut in line. It's not good business. 80 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:54,126 You know what else isn't good business? 81 00:03:54,782 --> 00:03:56,870 - That guy's my friend. - Right. 82 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:58,778 I'm saying... 83 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:00,688 You shouldn't let your friends cut in line. 84 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:02,392 Sorry, kyle. Here, give me this. 85 00:04:03,483 --> 00:04:04,394 Next! 86 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,147 So what are you looking for exactly? 87 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,634 I don't know, man. 88 00:04:08,856 --> 00:04:11,356 The spirit of Pawnee. That's all I got. 89 00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:14,430 Here. Just gimme $20 worth of art. 90 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:17,616 Just something that seems personal that only I could have done. 91 00:04:17,784 --> 00:04:20,559 - Well, tell me about yourself. - No. Just paint. 92 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:24,798 I have no interest in art. Let me clarify. 93 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,798 I have no interest in non-nude images. 94 00:04:28,884 --> 00:04:30,817 Dude, what the hell kind of art is this? 95 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,813 Looks like a lizard puking up skittles! 96 00:04:32,938 --> 00:04:34,758 I'm an abstract expressionist. 97 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:38,114 No, you're a con artist, and I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks. 98 00:04:38,764 --> 00:04:39,698 Whatever. 99 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:41,223 I'm a terrible artist. 100 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:43,520 But the Parks department has done so much for me 101 00:04:43,645 --> 00:04:46,334 that if I can help them out in any way, I will. 102 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:48,490 Oh, God. 103 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:52,030 Maybe I should just give them all free flu shots. 104 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:55,363 I know everything about this town and these murals, 105 00:04:55,488 --> 00:04:58,418 and that's why this is a dream come true... Literally. 106 00:04:58,783 --> 00:05:01,285 I have had a dream where I designed a mural. 107 00:05:01,556 --> 00:05:04,887 But then it turned into a nightmare because the mural started talking, 108 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:07,747 and it came alive, it was whispering, and I couldn't hear what it was saying, 109 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,928 so I leaned in close, and then it ate me. 110 00:05:10,564 --> 00:05:12,964 At one point, Gina Gershon was there. 111 00:05:13,684 --> 00:05:17,184 My piece is truly gonna capture the spirit of Pawnee. 112 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,605 Never understood the term elbow grease. 113 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,905 I guess it's not really grease. 114 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,582 Just hard work. 115 00:05:32,341 --> 00:05:35,498 - Nice shiny shoes you got there. - I was just... 116 00:05:36,284 --> 00:05:37,567 Oh, no... Shoot. 117 00:05:37,893 --> 00:05:39,948 Actually, it looks like I scuffed this one. 118 00:05:42,118 --> 00:05:44,359 Do you need your money back? 'Cause I already spent it. 119 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:45,934 Really? How did... 120 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:47,945 Never mind. 121 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:51,312 I think I'll just take another full polish. 122 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,460 Can I cut in line again? 123 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:55,464 I feel right at home as a shoeshine. 124 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:57,113 I have no idea what I'm doing, 125 00:05:57,238 --> 00:06:00,458 but I know I'm doing it really, really well. 126 00:06:01,371 --> 00:06:04,098 Okay, let's get goin' with the spirit of Pawnee. 127 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,028 - Ann, you go first. - Okay. 128 00:06:10,985 --> 00:06:12,606 Since it's the Parks department, 129 00:06:12,774 --> 00:06:15,039 I thought I would design a pretty park. 130 00:06:15,348 --> 00:06:18,781 With, uh, dogs playing. I can't really draw, 131 00:06:18,906 --> 00:06:21,606 so I just cut some stuff out of a magazine. 132 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:25,369 That looks like something a death row convict would make in art therapy. 133 00:06:26,330 --> 00:06:27,371 Dude, I tried. 134 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,139 And you failed. 135 00:06:29,332 --> 00:06:31,259 It's dogs and people playing in a park. 136 00:06:31,384 --> 00:06:33,442 - It's cute! - It's okay, sweetheart. 137 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,959 You can't make art because you are art. 138 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:38,748 You're beautiful... But that sucks. 139 00:06:39,884 --> 00:06:41,093 Let's see yours! 140 00:06:41,261 --> 00:06:44,401 Fine. Mine is amazing. It's gonna blow your mind. 141 00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:53,230 Some professional-ass art right here. 142 00:06:53,411 --> 00:06:56,696 - I'm not sure what I'm looking at. - It's abstract, Leslie. 143 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,330 Over here, you got some shapes. 144 00:06:59,529 --> 00:07:01,863 And then you come over to this side... 145 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:05,771 You know, it's actually kind of interesting. 146 00:07:06,078 --> 00:07:08,128 Each shape is its own thing... 147 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:10,372 But then when it comes together, 148 00:07:11,757 --> 00:07:13,375 it really gives you a sense of... 149 00:07:15,813 --> 00:07:16,930 completion. 150 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:22,669 A piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. 151 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:24,114 Is that normal? 152 00:07:24,971 --> 00:07:26,797 So it's the last supper 153 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:29,016 but with famous people from Indiana. 154 00:07:30,393 --> 00:07:32,782 John Mellancamp, Larry Bird, 155 00:07:32,907 --> 00:07:34,376 Michael Jackson, 156 00:07:34,856 --> 00:07:37,524 David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox. 157 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:40,068 Okay, so here's where it gets a little dicey, 158 00:07:40,236 --> 00:07:44,391 'cause there's not that many celebrities from Indiana, so... a NASCAR, 159 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:48,815 my friend Becky, Ron Swanson... 160 00:07:49,976 --> 00:07:51,413 Who's the Jesus? 161 00:07:51,581 --> 00:07:53,431 That would be Greg Kinnear. 162 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:57,389 - I didn't know he was from Indiana. - Yeah, you know, I read that he was. 163 00:07:57,514 --> 00:07:59,689 Do you think he's the best choice for Jesus? 164 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,135 He was great on ER... 165 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:03,258 - Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER. - Yeah, he was. 166 00:08:03,426 --> 00:08:04,926 I don't think that he was. 167 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:07,551 Who am I thinking of? 168 00:08:08,374 --> 00:08:09,514 Okay. Next. 169 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:16,596 Really good, Jerry. 170 00:08:17,399 --> 00:08:18,482 For my murinal, 171 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:20,706 I was inspired by the death of my grandma... 172 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:22,281 You said "murinal". 173 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:26,114 - No, I didn't. - You said "murinal". I heard it. 174 00:08:26,332 --> 00:08:27,908 - Anyway, she... - Jerry... 175 00:08:28,076 --> 00:08:30,059 Why don't you put that murinal in the men's room 176 00:08:30,184 --> 00:08:32,704 so people can murinate all over it? 177 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:37,375 Go to the doctor. You might have a murinary tract infection. 178 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:41,087 - Just wanted to show you my art. - Murinal, murinal, murinal! 179 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,465 Disqualified! 180 00:08:44,911 --> 00:08:46,261 It's pointillism. 181 00:08:46,742 --> 00:08:49,638 And each dot is a photo of a citizen of the town. 182 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,560 No one cares. At all. 183 00:08:54,699 --> 00:08:57,215 So this is a multimedia project. 184 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,411 First... 185 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,649 A bunch of rats made out of garbage. 186 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,375 And... 187 00:09:02,694 --> 00:09:03,809 This is a tv screen. 188 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,679 It'll be like a big flat screen tv, 189 00:09:05,804 --> 00:09:08,052 and it'll play looped video of knee surgeries. 190 00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:12,035 And this is a human-sized hamster wheel that will be next to the mural, 191 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,118 if we can get one, and it'll be spinning, 192 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:16,225 and there'll be like a fat guy in it all the time 193 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:19,125 like screaming and like eating raw beef and like bleeding, 194 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,670 and like blood will come out of his mouth and stuff. 195 00:09:21,904 --> 00:09:24,804 And that'll be like right next to... 196 00:09:25,395 --> 00:09:26,462 the mural. 197 00:09:26,963 --> 00:09:28,417 I have one question. 198 00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:29,893 Why? 199 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:32,347 If you have to ask, you don't get it. 200 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,933 I don't think they really got the assignment. 201 00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:36,586 If we're gonna beatthe others, 202 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:40,022 we have to choose something that will stand the test of time... 203 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:41,589 Like the Mona Lisa 204 00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:43,766 or the music of Squeeze. 205 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:48,029 June 8, 1922. 206 00:09:48,197 --> 00:09:50,532 The Pawnee bread factory burned to the ground. 207 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:53,104 We lost a lot of good bread that day... 208 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:55,329 As well as several human lives. 209 00:09:56,475 --> 00:09:58,623 And it also made the whole town smell like toast, 210 00:09:59,094 --> 00:10:02,515 which one resident described as "disturbingly enticing". 211 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,670 But I digress. 212 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:05,622 The point is, we rebuilt Pawnee 213 00:10:05,747 --> 00:10:07,549 to the wonderful town that it is today. 214 00:10:08,082 --> 00:10:10,511 Why would you want a mural that shows people dying 215 00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:12,810 when you could have shapes that come alive? 216 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:16,191 Because it's the most famous event in our town's history, 217 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,935 and people love voting for tragedy. 218 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:22,014 Look at the oscars. This is our holocaust movie. 219 00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:24,831 This is our English Patient. 220 00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:27,736 Sounds like you're exploiting the tragedy. 221 00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:29,274 See? Ann gets it. 222 00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,057 Time to vote, everybody. 223 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:32,480 Cast your votes! 224 00:10:32,605 --> 00:10:36,411 May the best, most tragic project win. 225 00:10:36,579 --> 00:10:39,078 When we started this, we were six different voices 226 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,832 with six ideas for a mural. 227 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:44,358 And then those six voices came together as a team. 228 00:10:44,837 --> 00:10:46,477 There are no losers today. 229 00:10:47,131 --> 00:10:48,446 But there is one winner. 230 00:10:48,571 --> 00:10:49,373 Us. 231 00:10:49,951 --> 00:10:51,501 The Parks Department. 232 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:54,087 Tom, the results of the vote, please. 233 00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:57,182 One to one to one to one to one to one. 234 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,268 We all voted for ourselves, didn't we? 235 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:08,657 Third time, today. 236 00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:12,864 That's a good shoeshine. 237 00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:35,922 What the ****, man? 238 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,629 I don't know what happened. 239 00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:40,308 Frankly. 240 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:41,976 I emitted a noise. 241 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,775 The noise was involuntary. 242 00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,921 Sometimes a sound is just a sound, you know? 243 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:56,282 We need to whittle these down. Can we all agree on eliminating 244 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,743 - any of these designs? - Ann's blows. 245 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:00,328 Don't hold back. 246 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:03,373 It's a giant picture of a park. That's not art. 247 00:12:03,816 --> 00:12:06,668 At least it's not a fat human hamster eating meat. 248 00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:08,878 - You don't work here! - You both have a point. 249 00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:12,026 Ann, yours was a little trite. 250 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,820 And, April, yours was hellish and might make someone vomit. 251 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,619 There's something about those shapes. There's some emotional art right there. 252 00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,927 - Any kid could do that. - No kid could do that! 253 00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:25,395 Only god could do that! 254 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:27,559 What is so great about the shapes? 255 00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:30,650 He likes the shapes, okay? And he's part of the team. 256 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:34,468 So here, take these scissors and cut out your favorite shapes. 257 00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:37,687 And then we'll put them on a new team mural. 258 00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:40,965 We're gonna make a new design 259 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:44,289 that takes the best parts of all of our designs. 260 00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:47,023 It's like if you got Michelangelo 261 00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:48,574 and Andy Warhol 262 00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:52,292 and Jackson Pollock and Jim Davis from Garfield 263 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,867 to do one painting. 264 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,801 Imagine how good that painting would be! 265 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,554 I think it's really good. 266 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,160 I'll be right back. 267 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,647 We need you for something. 268 00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:14,027 Can it wait? I am so swamped here. 269 00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:16,071 Ann's in trouble. 270 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,031 We think it might be pills. 271 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,157 - What? - No. 272 00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:20,742 That's a lie. 273 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,329 But this is as important. Look at a piece of art. 274 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:26,703 God. 275 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,501 What is that? 276 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,379 This is our entry for the mural contest. 277 00:13:32,504 --> 00:13:35,089 We couldn't decide on one design, so we took parts 278 00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:38,147 that we all liked of our designs and then we just kind of... 279 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,608 smooshed it into a thing. 280 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,556 You made a camel. 281 00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:46,855 You've never heard that saying? 282 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:49,771 A camel is actually a horse designed by a committee, 283 00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:51,397 and what you guys have here 284 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,065 is one ugly camel... 285 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,634 featuring Bill Paxton. 286 00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:57,437 - Greg Kinnear. - Right. 287 00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,280 Is Bill Paxton from Indiana? 288 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:02,033 You have to save us. You have to design something. 289 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:04,744 - Leslie, I'm not an artist. - Yes, you are. 290 00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:06,854 I've seen you sketch things. 291 00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:08,790 Like poles for stop signs. 292 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,667 That everybody stops and looks at. 293 00:14:10,835 --> 00:14:12,460 By law, they're required to. 294 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:15,505 Please. You're the only one of us who's got any talent. 295 00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,715 I know you'll do something good. 296 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,843 And I really want to win this. 297 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:21,987 Please? What are you gonna do tonight? 298 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,097 I was gonna go to Arby's and watch Frontline. 299 00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:32,673 Here we go. 300 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,775 So, it is an old man 301 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:39,943 feeding pigeons in a park. 302 00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:42,824 The spirit of Pawnee, maybe? 303 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,606 - You gotta be kidding me. - How is that better than mine? 304 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,561 It isn't. And that's saying something. 305 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,836 And who's the man? Is he famous? 306 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,756 Is it Martin Landau? 307 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,836 I have no dog in this fight. I'm just saying that this will win. 308 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:57,247 It's nothing. It's mush! 309 00:14:57,435 --> 00:14:59,844 There's not even one shape in there! Where are the shapes? 310 00:14:59,969 --> 00:15:01,551 I'm not saying this is any good. 311 00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:04,481 I'm saying that this'll win. It's mass appeal. It's like 312 00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,056 what motels put up, 313 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:10,307 and it hangs there for years, and no one ever throws acid at it. 314 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,062 - Who did this? I like it. - Seriously? 315 00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:15,591 Sorry! 316 00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:17,942 It comforts me. 317 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,154 That'll win. 318 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,392 This is... 319 00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:26,262 garbage! We've gotta go back to the shapes. 320 00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:28,507 This is boring. Go back to the garbage. 321 00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:30,705 I would take the shapes over this. Come on! 322 00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:34,311 I wouldn't take them over anything. I'd take Jerry's Murinal over this. 323 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,486 No, guys... 324 00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:37,616 - This is the one. - What? 325 00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:38,948 Sorry. Mark's right. 326 00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:41,174 This is an outrage! He's not in the department. 327 00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:43,259 - Neither is Ann. - But Ann's hot. 328 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:44,481 And that counts. 329 00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:46,766 Whatever happened to, "we're the parks department. 330 00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,140 "Rah, rah, rah. Down with the Sewage Department"? 331 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,851 We spent all day here for no reason! 332 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,437 We have a reason! We're gonna win! That's our reason! 333 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,555 Our designs are not gonna win. Mark's might win! 334 00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:59,525 How great would it be if we won. 335 00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,611 You'll feel a lot better, I promise you, 336 00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:03,850 after you win. We're going with this one. 337 00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:06,407 I'll see you at the presentation tomorrow. 338 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,202 That is an order, team. Go, team! 339 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,829 Team dismissed. 340 00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:15,375 Yes, we are a team, but I am the team leader. 341 00:16:15,699 --> 00:16:17,499 So I made a bold decision. 342 00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:19,334 We're playing it safe. 343 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,099 How's life in the Parks De-fart-ment? 344 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,726 Better than life in the Sewage De-fart-ment. 345 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,033 - Which makes more sense. - Whatever! 346 00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:37,917 You are screwed. 347 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,392 Get used to this. 348 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,528 Because it's gonna be hanging on the wall, right outside your door 349 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,239 for the next 100 years! 350 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:51,828 That was pretty good. 351 00:16:52,382 --> 00:16:54,131 You think they're gonna win? 352 00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:57,542 They went super-patriotic. It's a classic mistake. 353 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,808 It seems crowd-pleasing, but it's a stance. 354 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,547 And there's always someone who'll oppose a stance. 355 00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:03,881 Us... 356 00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,655 Old man feeding pigeons... No stance. 357 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,220 Absolutely no point of view whatsoever. 358 00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:11,973 No point of view. Smart. 359 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,866 I haven't been back. 360 00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:18,932 I wish him good luck in his business. 361 00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:22,316 And, yes, I will absolutely go back 362 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:25,235 to get my shoes shined soon. 363 00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,074 I don't frankly see 364 00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,849 why this is a topic for discussion. 365 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,544 What's up? 366 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,050 You know the thing? 367 00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:57,837 - The other day? - Other day... Other day... 368 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,520 Yesterday? 369 00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:00,797 I am... 370 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:02,607 That was... 371 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:05,988 I'm okay. You know, I'd be okay if we... 372 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,822 If we never mentioned it again. 373 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,533 Never mentioned what? 374 00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:16,202 The moan. The weird moan you made 375 00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:18,414 that was super-weird? Do you not remember that? 376 00:18:18,582 --> 00:18:20,917 I talked about it with the lady who went after for 1/2 hour. 377 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,127 She said she thought it was an animal... 378 00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:26,221 It was just an odd moment. 379 00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:28,746 Let's just not talk about it anymore. 380 00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,840 That's what I was trying to say. 381 00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:32,447 But, yeah... Okay. 382 00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:34,055 Good job. 383 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,023 - Miss Knope. - Chief Konner. 384 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,358 What do you got? 385 00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:49,264 Well, we aren't really artists, but we gave it a shot. 386 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,798 It's your basic dogs playing poker, 387 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,367 but, with an everything's-on-fire theme. 388 00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:57,185 This is my nephew over here. 389 00:18:57,558 --> 00:19:01,165 And this is an attractive lady with a hamburger for a head. 390 00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,000 Just some stuff we like. 391 00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:05,378 Anyway, we had a lot of fun putting it together. 392 00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:08,089 Good luck! 393 00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:18,093 - Go ahead. - What? 394 00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:21,086 The camel's way more fun. 395 00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:24,188 I want my team back. 396 00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:25,731 And my team made this 397 00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,763 hot, crazy camel mess. 398 00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:30,236 So this is what we're gonna submit, 399 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,821 even if it means we lose. 400 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,907 God, I hope we win. But we're definitely gonna lose. 401 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:36,041 Probably. 402 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,552 And Ann! How Ann gets it done! 403 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,541 Let's go! 404 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:50,673 What are the shapes? 405 00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,352 The shapes are awesome, is what they are. 406 00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:54,719 You can't handle it. 407 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,012 No, I like them. 408 00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:57,638 Forgive me. 409 00:19:58,085 --> 00:19:59,390 Is that Michael Jackson? 410 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:03,936 - The pride of Indiana. - That's right. So it's relevant. 411 00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:05,271 Who is he carrying? 412 00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:07,043 Jesus Greg Kinnear. 413 00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:11,152 It looks like he's carrying Kinnear into the burning building. 414 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,432 That's because he's moonwalking. 415 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,113 So he... 416 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,998 Should be goin' the other way. 417 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,995 That did not occur to me. 418 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,667 - Sorry. - So there you go. 419 00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:28,385 The spirit of Pawnee. 420 00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:30,087 We didn't win. 421 00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:32,093 But neither did anyone else. 422 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,301 They realized it was gonna cost a ton of money, to hire a muralist. 423 00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:37,719 So they're just gonna restore the old one. 424 00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:40,994 They're changing the title to the diversity express. 425 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,960 Look at that. 426 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:53,819 - It's not as good as the other one. - I don't know what you mean by good? 427 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,102 Neither do i! 428 00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:56,727 Just do another one! 429 00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:59,858 I have actual assignments that I have to finish for art school. 430 00:20:59,983 --> 00:21:02,203 Shut up and do more art for me. 431 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:06,362 This one's racist. 432 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,683 It's beautiful. 433 00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:13,326 I've looked at this for five hours, now. 434 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,876 I like the green one and the red circle right here. 435 00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:25,443 I'm tearing up, man.