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All right, thanks, Ron.
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Whuh-oh!
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Nailed it.
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Sync by honeybunny
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All I can tell you
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Is that all the parks
are closed until further notice.
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Look no one is more
upset about this than I am.
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Not like it's a competition
or anything,
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'cause if it was, I would win.
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But that's neither
here nor there.
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The point is, I would win.
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How long will they be closed?
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Could be forever.
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With the government shut down,
who's gonna stop Al Qaeda?
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One thing at a time.
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School is out in two weeks.
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What am I going to do
with my kids all day,
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Keep them in my house?
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Where I live?
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I don't know what to tell you.
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What about the kids concert
tomorrow
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At Ramsett park?
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The Freddy Spaghetti concert.
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Freddy Spaghetti
has been canceled.
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What? Jeez.
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Well, sit down and tell me
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Exactly what's happened.
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Well, every year
we kick off the summer
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With a children's concert
series,
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And this year,
the concert has been canceled
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Due to the shutdown.
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That's terrible.
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And we need to fix it.
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Oh! All right.
Great.
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I'm very glad that you
agree with me,
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But I actually worked
really hard on my argument.
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Is there any way
I can still kind of...
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- Oh, plea--
I'd love to hear it.
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Oh, good, thank you.
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"you're wrong.
Are you crazy?
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Can you put a price tag
on a child's smile?"
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Leslie Knope.
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What a surprise.
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The government has been
shut down for two days.
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And one city employee
has tried to schedule
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14 meetings with me.
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Can you guess who?
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Ben, there was a big concert?
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Now there's not?
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Isn't there anything
that we can do about that?
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No, there isn't.
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It's too bad.
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Sorry, Leslie. Damn!
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I have to go run ten miles.
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Ben, let's talk solutions.
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Leslie, Pawnee is broke.
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There's no money
for a concert. Okay?
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I mean, Idaho cut
their parks department by 80%,
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And Idaho is basically
one giant park.
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- I've said it before
and I'll say it again, Ben--
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Pawnee is better than Idaho.
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No, Pawnee
is not special, okay?
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- Oh.
- Your department...
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All the way down here,
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Is not a priority.
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And, frankly, you're
not even supposed to be
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In the building, Leslie.
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You're non-essential.
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That is not your call.
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I know.
It's on your badge.
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This? This isn't me.
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Ann Perkins!
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Chris...Something.
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Hi! I was just doing my daily
lunchtime ten miles,
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And I ran by the hospital,
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And I thought I'd pop up
and say hi.
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Did you just start your run?
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No, I'm already at mile nine.
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But you're not sweating at all.
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- I know--I have
a resting heart rate
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Of 28 beats per minute.
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The scientist who studied me
said that my heart
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Could pump jet fuel
up into an airplane.
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I'd love to go out
on a date with you.
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I think you might
find me attractive,
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Because you got drunk
and kissed me when we first met.
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And, no pressure, but I do
have tonight open.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm really busy right now.
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No problem, I will
try again soon, Ann Perkins.
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That's the guy who likes you
that you're not into.
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Yeah.
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And which part of him
are you not looking at?
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Traditionally,
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When I end
a long-term relationship,
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I'm a little fragile.
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And I have a tendency to do
some reckless things.
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So I need
to stay away from Chris.
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I can't stand
this government shutdown!
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I can't stand
this budget crisis.
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But what I can't stand
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Is they're canceling
Freddy Spaghetti.
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You know everything.
What should I do about this?
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I don't know, Leslie.
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Why don't you see a movie
or go shopping or try--
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- Wait a minute,
what are you doing?
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What's happening?
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Um...
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You know, they offered me
a buyout, and I took it.
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And so now I work
for Norton construction.
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Sorry, I know I shouldn't
have done that.
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- That's okay.
- How could you quit?
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You know, not everyone
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Has your enthusiasm
for this work.
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You know, I guess I've been
mispronouncing your name
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All these years.
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Mark Brendana-quits.
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Recently, I had been
thinking about maybe,
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Um, leaving this job.
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But I felt like
I needed a sign.
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And then Ann broke up with me
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The week that I was going
to propose.
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The government got shut down,
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And yesterday...
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One of those pigeons
took a [bleep] on me.
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And I was indoors, so...
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, sorry.
I need your help.
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Is this a bad time?
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Lucy's here,
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I'm in my sexy pajamas,
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I just took four benadryls
to dull my sensitivity.
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Yes! It is a bad time.
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You're about to have sex.
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Why else would boys 2 men's
on bended knee
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Be playing right now?
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Okay, I just want to give you
a little advice,
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Which is don't make it last
really long.
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Ladies don't like that.
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- Okay, great.
- Okay?
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Wait, just one more thing.
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Are you using protection?
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You know?
I'm just gonna stay away
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From all guys right now.
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Yeah, less man time,
more Ann time.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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The only guy
that I care about right now
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Is six feet tall with wild,
crazy hair
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And a ukulele that doubles
as a water gun.
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Freddy Spaghetti.
Oh.
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Children's concerts
aren't a priority these days.
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You know what is?
Sewage.
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Pawnee's kids are less important
than poop tubes.
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I don't know, I mean,
what are you gonna do?
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That's the way it is and--
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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If all the parks are closed,
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Why not just have the concert
in the lot behind my house?
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Ann, you devious bastard.
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♪ well, the cow goes moo ♪
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♪ and the pig goes oink ♪
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Well, I've spent
the last three hours
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Coming up with the plan.
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And I sent up the bat signal
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For all the people
in the parks department
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To come and join us.
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I told them to be here
by 8:00.
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Do you think anybody's
gonna show up?
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"a," yes.
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"b," even if they don't,
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We'll just put the concert
on ourselves.
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But, "c," yes, yes--they're
definitely gonna show up.
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Although, "d," maybe not.
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I think that you
need to prepare for
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The eventuality that no one--
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Hello?
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Ohh!
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God bless you, Jerry Gergich!
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Wow!
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Never thought I'd
hear those words from you.
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- Hey.
- April's here. Move, Jerry.
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April...
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I didn't think
you were gonna help.
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I still might not.
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Jerry, how do you feel
about lifting heavy things?
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- Ooh, my doctor just said
I should avoid--
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- Being a wuss?
Yes, I agree.
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So go out there and get
the equipment out of the truck.
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With current
and projected deficits,
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We need to cut expenditures
by 32%.
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Let's make it an even 40.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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Slash it.
Slash it.
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I am an official member
of a task force
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Dedicated to slashing
the city budget.
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Just saying that
gave me a semi.
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Right off the bat,
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We sell city hall.
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Let somebody turn it
into a large gas station
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Or a TJ Maxx.
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Ron, that is a very creative
idea.
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But we don't want to sell
any of our major assets,
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Because we don't
want to lose out
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On any future revenue streams.
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I hear that.
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Don't worry, I have tons
more ideas.
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- Okay, uh--
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So sorry.
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New ringtone.
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Don't cut anything without me.
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Leslie?
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I don't care if you hate
what we do.
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I love it enough
for both of us.
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We're gonna put on
the Freddy Spaghetti concert,
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Today, 5:00, on lot 48.
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You can't do that.
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Watch me.
We're gonna do this, Ron.
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With or without you.
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Hammering away.
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Unh.
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Crank it.
Hit it.
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Needs 16 minutes
for premium bounce.
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Oh, hey, after this, can you
go pick up Freddy Spaghetti
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In your Mercedes?
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We need to give him
the star treatment.
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Hey, sorry we're late.
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I had to wait on my girlfriend
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To finish eating breakfast.
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Hi. I'm Lucy.
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Hi.
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We had dinner last night.
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And...Breakfast this morning.
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What were doing in between?
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Sex stuff.
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You guys know Tom really well,
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So I don't have to apologize
for his behavior, right?
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Right.
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The craziest thing is
it's like super loud.
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You know what I mean?
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I was on it for, like,
five minutes.
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I can't really hear anything.
Am I talking loud right now?
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- Yeah.
- April!
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Hey! Excuse me.
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I called you a gajillion times.
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Why didn't you call me back?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I was too busy not wanting
to talk to you.
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- Huh?
- Jerry, what are you doing?
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Leslie asked me to post these
around the neighborhood.
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- I'll do it.
- Really? Wow.
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- Yes.
- Thanks.
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You want some help with that?
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Okay, let's talk about
parks and rec.
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This one's
a little complicated.
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I know what'll
loosen up our brains.
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A massage train.
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And I know
what you're thinking.
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It's not that I want a massage.
I'll be the caboose.
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And Ron Swanson
is the locomotive.
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And thanks to Ron,
the services budget
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Has already been
cut significantly.
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So seems like
the best option is job cuts.
262
00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,189
Starting with Leslie Knope.
263
00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,691
Ho ho.
264
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,725
No, no, no, no, no.
265
00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,226
If you fire Leslie,
266
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,362
You might as well just
get rid of the department.
267
00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:50,763
Look, I know how valuable
she is, believe me.
268
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,765
But we've run out of options.
269
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,066
There are plenty
of other options.
270
00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,470
For example,
sell the zoo animals.
271
00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,105
Okay, to whom?
272
00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:00,440
Cosmetics labs.
273
00:09:00,508 --> 00:09:02,075
Weird restaurants.
274
00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:03,643
I'm just spit-balling here.
275
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,878
Okay, let's switch it up.
276
00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:06,079
Look, she makes
the second highest salary
277
00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:07,080
In the department.
278
00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:08,282
That will go a long way.
279
00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:11,218
I'm telling you,
it's just not an option.
280
00:09:11,286 --> 00:09:12,654
Come on.
Focus up, buddy.
281
00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:13,755
Give me a sec.
282
00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:14,789
Will you just stop
and listen to me?
283
00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:16,057
No.
284
00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,125
Fine, I don't want to talk
to you anyways.
285
00:09:18,193 --> 00:09:20,894
Reverse psychiatry.
286
00:09:20,962 --> 00:09:23,430
Fine.
What?
287
00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:26,166
I like you.
288
00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:28,668
In a, you know,
289
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,437
Romantical kind of way.
290
00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:31,604
You do?
291
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,373
Yes!
292
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,409
Do you...
293
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,409
Like me?
294
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,410
Yes.
295
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,778
Ha!
296
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,719
So then...Perhaps
297
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,721
Shall we go out this evening?
298
00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:51,759
No.
299
00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:54,428
Ahem.
300
00:09:54,496 --> 00:09:56,064
I don't think
we should see each other.
301
00:09:57,299 --> 00:09:58,832
Damn it.
Because you're 21
302
00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,000
And I'm 29?
303
00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,001
No.
304
00:10:01,069 --> 00:10:02,737
I don't care about that.
305
00:10:02,804 --> 00:10:04,505
It's because
whenever I see you talk to Ann
306
00:10:04,573 --> 00:10:06,474
Or talk about Ann,
307
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,676
I feel like you still
have feelings for her.
308
00:10:08,743 --> 00:10:11,345
What? No, I don't.
But I don't.
309
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:13,113
Really. I don't.
310
00:10:13,181 --> 00:10:14,581
Well, I think do.
311
00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:16,283
So...
312
00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:18,385
That's a problem for me.
313
00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:24,793
Because of my
libertarian beliefs,
314
00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:27,029
Leslie does 95% of the work.
315
00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,365
So you should lay me off.
316
00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,501
I'd be proud to be a casualty
317
00:10:31,568 --> 00:10:32,702
In this righteous war.
318
00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:33,704
It's precisely
because of your beliefs
319
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:34,905
That we need to keep you.
320
00:10:34,973 --> 00:10:36,707
You would maintain
fiscal responsibility
321
00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:37,808
After we're gone.
322
00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:38,842
I strenuously object.
323
00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,477
Well, Ron, we're moving on.
324
00:10:40,545 --> 00:10:42,980
Every department's losing
a Leslie Knope.
325
00:10:43,048 --> 00:10:44,381
No, Ben, they are not.
326
00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,550
No other department
has one to begin with.
327
00:10:46,618 --> 00:10:48,852
Right now,
she's single-handedly
328
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,354
Putting up some lousy concert
329
00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,656
For the city's kids.
330
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:53,857
She's doing what?
331
00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:56,493
Could someone else
massage my shoulders?
332
00:10:56,561 --> 00:10:57,995
Wow, looking good.
333
00:10:58,063 --> 00:11:00,631
Yeah, I mean, I wish we'd
built one of those elevators
334
00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:02,667
That comes up
from under the stage.
335
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:03,868
They're coming!
336
00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:05,869
They're coming.
337
00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:06,870
Oh!
338
00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:07,871
Uhh! They're coming.
339
00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,206
Who, the Russians?
340
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,407
No, the state auditors.
341
00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:11,875
I accidentally told them
what you were doing
342
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,177
In an attempt to save
some government jobs.
343
00:11:14,245 --> 00:11:16,246
It's been a very strange
day for me.
344
00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:17,848
Okay, everybody be cool.
Just be cool.
345
00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:18,849
- Hey!
- Hey.
346
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:19,917
Hey, hey!
hey.
347
00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:21,552
All right!
Everybody!
348
00:11:21,619 --> 00:11:23,320
Everybody, everybody.
349
00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:24,888
Hey, Ann Perkins, hi.
350
00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:26,490
- Hi.
- Everyone...
351
00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:28,092
You are all super amazing.
352
00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:30,393
You are what
makes Pawnee great,
353
00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:33,163
And I just want to tell you
that I am totally supportive
354
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,598
Of your inspiring efforts
here today!
355
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:36,999
That, we'll take.
356
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:40,436
Yeah! Now my partner Ben
wants to say something.
357
00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:41,938
Yeah, we're shutting this down.
358
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,072
Damn!
359
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,507
That's terrible news.
360
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:46,175
Surely there has to be
a solution, Ben.
361
00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:47,276
- No.
- Ben says no.
362
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,377
I'm sorry, everyone.
363
00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:50,613
The concert is canceled,
everybody.
364
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,947
Here's the thing, though, Ben.
365
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,348
It's not canceled.
We're putting it on.
366
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:54,883
Okay? Because the stage
is already built.
367
00:11:54,951 --> 00:11:57,852
Everything was donated
for free by local vendors.
368
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,588
Everyone here believes
that what we're doing
369
00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:01,123
Is essential.
370
00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:03,226
Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
371
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,362
Actually, Leslie,
I just found out...
372
00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:08,598
Freddy Spaghetti ain't comin'.
373
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,302
Freddy Spaghetti may not sing.
374
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:16,341
But something much cooler
is going to happen.
375
00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:18,309
I think. Ann.
376
00:12:21,846 --> 00:12:22,779
Okay.
377
00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:24,548
Good job.
You should hydrate.
378
00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:27,984
When we canceled on him,
379
00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:29,285
He took another gig
in Eagleton.
380
00:12:29,353 --> 00:12:31,287
At a library.
381
00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:32,521
Ohh!
382
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,256
That's literally the worst place
I could imagine.
383
00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,225
Okay, guys, we're not
giving up on this.
384
00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,826
He's not the only musician
in town.
385
00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:39,428
Andy.
386
00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:40,663
I don't know, Leslie.
387
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:41,664
I don't really
feel like playing right now.
388
00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:42,932
Andy, please.
Please, please, please.
389
00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:44,333
I don't even
have children's songs.
390
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:46,202
My last song I wrote
was called sex hair.
391
00:12:46,269 --> 00:12:50,072
Well, just take the word sex
and change it to pickle.
392
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,374
Pickle?
393
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,843
♪ you've got pickle hair,
baby-hey ♪
394
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,813
♪ and you got it from me ♪
395
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,981
Still sounds like
it's about sex.
396
00:12:58,049 --> 00:12:59,182
I'm in. I gotta grab
my guitar from my house.
397
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,751
I'll be back shortly.
Yeah!
398
00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:02,986
See, guys?
We have a solution.
399
00:13:03,054 --> 00:13:05,088
And the good news is,
there's always a solution
400
00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,457
If your motives are pure
and your cause is just.
401
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,026
There's nothing...
402
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:11,862
Oww, my arm!
403
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,674
You have two broken bones
in your right arm,
404
00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,209
And four in your hand.
405
00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,278
That's the side that hurts.
406
00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:21,613
How soon until he's better?
407
00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:22,915
We'll set the fractures.
408
00:13:22,982 --> 00:13:25,051
I'd like to keep him overnight
for observation.
409
00:13:25,119 --> 00:13:26,419
Uh, is there any chance
you can fix me
410
00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:27,587
In the next ten minutes?
411
00:13:27,654 --> 00:13:28,888
Sure.
412
00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:30,856
I'll just advance
medical science 30 years.
413
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:32,225
Great.
414
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,560
Can mouse rat play without you?
415
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:36,096
They tried once.
They're called rat mouse.
416
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,431
And they're awful.
417
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:40,367
But you have got to find
somebody.
418
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:41,735
There's an old saying
419
00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:43,037
The show must go wrong.
420
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:45,105
Everything always goes wrong,
421
00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:46,973
And you just
have to deal with it.
422
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:55,881
Hello, Pawnee.
423
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:58,617
I'm...Renata ricotta.
424
00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:02,120
Freddy Spaghetti
couldn't make it today.
425
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:04,122
He bumped his noodle.
426
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:08,727
There was sauce everywhere.
427
00:14:08,795 --> 00:14:10,662
It was just streaming
out of his face.
428
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,332
It was really scary.
429
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,268
All right.
430
00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,569
♪ if... ♪
431
00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:18,771
♪ you're happy
and you know it ♪
432
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,340
♪ clap your hands ♪
433
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:24,644
♪ if you're happy
and you know it ♪
434
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:26,847
♪ clap your hands ♪
435
00:14:26,915 --> 00:14:28,248
Ha ha ha ha!
436
00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:31,351
Hey, kids, it's me,
Freddy Spaghetti!
437
00:14:32,987 --> 00:14:35,022
Hey, I thought you were
playing Eagleton.
438
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,757
All I know
is this guy showed up,
439
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:38,592
Made me a much better offer.
440
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,827
I am all about the money, baby.
441
00:14:40,895 --> 00:14:43,263
♪ she cooked an ♪
442
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,031
♪ itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny ♪
443
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,399
♪ yellow polka dot ♪
444
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,867
♪ Linguini ♪
445
00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:50,770
♪ that she made for
the first time that day ♪
446
00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:52,171
Thank you very much.
447
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,673
Ron Corleone.
448
00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:57,043
This really attractive woman
is my girlfriend...Lucy.
449
00:14:57,111 --> 00:14:58,177
Hello, Lucy.
450
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,612
- Hi.
- Whoa.
451
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,713
Impressive handshake.
452
00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:01,914
Thanks.
453
00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:03,182
My father told me
that a limp handshake
454
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,984
Was for weak men
and communists.
455
00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:06,052
He hated both.
456
00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:07,520
Well done, Tommy.
457
00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:09,888
Is that bacon
on your Turkey leg?
458
00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:12,091
They call it a Swanson.
459
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:15,661
Wow.
460
00:15:16,963 --> 00:15:18,564
I brought you your favorite.
461
00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:19,998
Every color of jell-o.
462
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,866
Oh ho ha ho ho!
463
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:24,536
The jell-o rainbow.
464
00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:25,905
Thank you.
465
00:15:25,972 --> 00:15:28,073
Oh, injured Andy.
466
00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:30,175
It's kind of like
old times, huh?
467
00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:31,543
Yeah.
468
00:15:31,611 --> 00:15:33,445
- I almost expect you
to call me a-cakes.
469
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,682
- "a-cakes."
470
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,550
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
471
00:15:47,226 --> 00:15:49,327
Oh, my God, I'm...
472
00:15:49,395 --> 00:15:50,494
Ohh.
473
00:15:50,562 --> 00:15:51,929
- I'm so sorry.
- Ohh!
474
00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:52,930
- I should not--
475
00:15:52,998 --> 00:15:54,898
I--I'm sorry.
476
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,734
That was...Not...
477
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,040
♪ Spaghetti ♪
478
00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:04,508
Spaghetti!
479
00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:05,509
♪ fuseli ♪
480
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:06,710
Fuseli!
481
00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:08,178
♪ egg noodles ♪
482
00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:09,213
Egg noodles!
483
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,514
Why did you do this?
484
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:12,382
Well, I'm not a monster.
485
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,117
I want the kids
to have their concert.
486
00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:16,086
Ah, mean Ben has a soft spot.
487
00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:17,187
Is that what you guys call me?
488
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:19,289
"mean Ben"?
No, no, no.
489
00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,260
Look, this
is really great today.
490
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,761
But...
491
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,529
There's gonna be
a lot of pain ahead, Leslie.
492
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:28,565
We have to cut 32% of the--
493
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,234
- Can you just stop it?
Okay?
494
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:33,269
Just for one moment,
enjoy the fact
495
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,371
That you provided
a service for people,
496
00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:36,806
Not a cut.
497
00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:38,441
A service.
498
00:16:38,509 --> 00:16:40,576
And they love it.
499
00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,044
Biggest service
500
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:43,646
Was getting you
to stop singing.
501
00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:50,284
- Hey.
- April.
502
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,220
I just heard.
503
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,455
Are you okay?
504
00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:56,291
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
505
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:58,927
Listen, what I said
this afternoon was...
506
00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:00,328
Stupid.
507
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,496
Okay?
508
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,231
I totally want
to go out with you.
509
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:05,133
Good.
510
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,334
I want to be with you.
511
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:21,315
Ah.
512
00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:22,316
That was nice.
513
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:24,084
- That--yeah.
514
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,755
Here's just one thing,
real quick.
515
00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:28,755
I want to be totally
honest with you,
516
00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,424
Because I like you so much.
517
00:17:30,492 --> 00:17:31,758
But, like, two minutes ago,
518
00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,793
Me and Ann did kiss.
519
00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:35,662
- What?
- But here's--
520
00:17:35,729 --> 00:17:38,097
No, no, no.
Uh, it was crazy.
521
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,532
She kissed me.
522
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,866
- Okay, bye.
- Wait, where are you going?
523
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,501
- Bye.
- No, no, no, no, no. Hey.
524
00:17:42,569 --> 00:17:44,903
April. April!
Bye.
525
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:51,310
Dude, don't even think
about kissing me.
526
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:53,178
And what was your
favorite song, Chelsea?
527
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,446
Penne and the jets.
528
00:17:54,514 --> 00:17:55,681
Me too!
529
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:57,049
Thank you all so much.
530
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,353
With all the parks closed,
we've been going crazy.
531
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:01,354
Oh, it's our pleasure.
532
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,123
Come on.
533
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:05,225
You guys are the best,
534
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,260
Most important people,
535
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:07,461
And the most important
government
536
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,829
In the best city in the world.
537
00:18:08,897 --> 00:18:11,498
Suck it, Paris, France.
538
00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:14,868
Well, I would say
see you tomorrow, but...
539
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:15,969
Great job.
540
00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:16,970
Good work, Leslie.
541
00:18:17,037 --> 00:18:18,638
- Bye.
- Bye, Leslie.
542
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,206
See you soon, I hope.
543
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:35,754
I liked this a lot better
when it was a pit.
544
00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:39,357
Is that weird?
545
00:18:39,425 --> 00:18:43,228
- I'm sorry I called you
mark Brendana-quits.
546
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,297
Don't ever apologize to me.
547
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:46,832
I'm serious.
548
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,901
If--if everyone
in government were like you,
549
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:50,736
Then I would probably
still work there.
550
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,006
I got you a going away present.
551
00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:55,442
- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,610
Here.
553
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,178
Red tape.
554
00:18:58,246 --> 00:18:59,814
So you'll never
forget your roots.
555
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,549
- That's really nice of you.
- Yeah.
556
00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,584
Well, I have something
for you too.
557
00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:04,953
You do?
558
00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:07,188
I, um...
559
00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:08,556
Sort of threw together
560
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:12,292
Some plans for a future park.
561
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,461
I couldn't fit everything in
that you wanted,
562
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,929
Like the roller coaster
or the shark tank,
563
00:19:15,997 --> 00:19:18,765
But I think it's
a pretty good start.
564
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:21,567
Thank you.
565
00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:23,602
You're really welcome.
566
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:28,907
But, you know,
Pawnee's bankrupt.
567
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:32,377
I doubt I'll get to build
a park anytime soon.
568
00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:35,113
I wouldn't bet against you.
569
00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:41,854
See you around.
- Mm-hmm.
570
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:49,293
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
571
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:51,738
Morning.
572
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,207
Hi. What are you
doing here?
573
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,610
Ron made me the official
parks and rec representative
574
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,278
For the budget discussions.
575
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,715
- That's only supposed to be--
- Essential personnel?
576
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,350
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
577
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:02,518
So shall we get started?
578
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,687
I have so many ideas.
579
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,226
Is this an autographed picture
of Jaime Foxx?
580
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,628
Oh, there it is.
Thank God.
581
00:20:11,696 --> 00:20:13,930
- So how long
is this shut-down gonna last?
582
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,064
No idea.
583
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,100
I might have to get a temp job.
584
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:18,568
Maybe I should start
working on my cologne line.
585
00:20:20,571 --> 00:20:23,006
- Uh-oh. Check it out.
586
00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:25,576
Whenever Ron has sex,
the next morning,
587
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:29,113
He comes in dressed
like Tiger Woods.
588
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,781
You all set?
589
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:31,782
Oh, God.
590
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,617
What?
Who is that?
591
00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:36,754
That is my ex-wife.