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Okay, everybody.
The Harvest Festival is tomorrow.
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And I am so proud of all of you.
You've worked so hard.
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You're amazing.
So I have a surprise.
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And it is possibly
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the best thing
to potentially ever happen
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to anyone anywhere
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in the history of the Universe.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the world famous
Little Sebastian.
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- What?
- Yes!
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No way!
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Little Sebastian?
Oh, my God!
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I never thought
I'd get to meet him.
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- It's really him!
- Well done, Leslie.
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Well done!
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Little Sebastian made his debut
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at the last
Harvest Festival in 1987.
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And he was an instant phenomenon.
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For the next few years,
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Sebastian was the number one
boy's name in Pawnee.
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And the number three girl's name.
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So what am I missing?
What's the deal with the pony?
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He's not a pony, man.
He's a mini horse.
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There's a big difference.
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Well, then why is he so famous?
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Does he do something?
What does he do?
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Son, this horse
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has an honorary degree
from Notre Dame.
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We all need to
be very careful, okay?
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Remember, this little guy
is 25 now.
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And he has cataracts in both eyes
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and he has severe arthritis.
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Jerry is going to look after him.
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Yes, I am.
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We are both on the same
diabetes medication.
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Are you my Glucotrol buddy?
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Are you? Huh?
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Isn't it amazing?
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Yeah, I just gotta be honest.
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I don't know
what the big deal is.
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Get out.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com.
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Hmm.
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Okay, couldn't you put
Sue's salads here?
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On Deep Fried Boulevard?
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It's just...
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There's so many junk food places
and only one salad stand.
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Well, there's a lot of people
that don't consider salad a food.
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The Harvest Festival
is the biggest thing
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I've ever done in my career.
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And if it fails, the Parks
Department will be eliminated.
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That's why we're going big.
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Seven days,
over 30 different locations.
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50,000-plus visitors,
and four hospitality kiosks.
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God, I gotta stop
ending on that boring thing.
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Clowns!
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Man, you are just
knocking these off.
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You're like a ninja crossed
with a Jedi, or something.
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You're like a nerd mixed
with a dork or something.
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Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
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No, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
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It's not, everyone's see it.
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Everyone's seen it.
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- Everyone.
- This guy's here.
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- Hey, Ken.
- Hi, Leslie.
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This is Ben and Tom.
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- That's a dope bollo.
- This is Ken Hotate.
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He is the tribal leader
of the Wamapoke.
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Ah! Wahallo.
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Have a seat.
Ken, I know why you're here.
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And just let me say
that we really tried.
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I'm sorry, Leslie,
but this is a big one.
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I'm under a lot of pressure.
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I'm gonna need to formally
ask you to move the carnival.
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I'm sorry?
What's going on.
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The carnival is on the site
of the battle of Indian Hill,
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which was an epic seven day
battle that the Wamapoke lost.
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Due to the fact that
they didn't have any weapons.
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During the battle,
93-year-old chief Wakote
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was shot 102 times
by the calvary.
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Did he die?
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Yes.
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And this moment
will be commemorated
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for the next seven days
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with shooting galleries
and fried dough stands.
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Ken, I understand.
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But it's the only place in town
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that's big enough to
house the carnival rides.
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Plus, you know
with Pawnee's history
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it's very difficult
to not be offensive.
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This is a map of all the
atrocities the Pawnee settlers
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inflicted upon
the Wamapoke Indians.
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The atrocities are in blue.
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We put up a memorial plaque,
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and we have a Wamapoke exhibit
in the history tent.
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I completely understand you.
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But this is sacred burial ground.
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And I just hope that
the souls of my ancestors
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don't put a curse
on this festival.
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There are two things
I know about white people.
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They love Matchbox 20,
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and they are terrified of curses.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Um, so somebody,
I don't want to say who.
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It was totally me.
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Got sweetums to donate another
15 cotton candy machines.
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- Ah, take that, curse.
- Take that, curse.
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- Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Right in the chest, ooh!
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- Ow, ow, ow!
- Bazooka!
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Ugh! Get a room.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Um, so guys, focus up.
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Joan Callamezzo is coming by
with a camera crew,
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for an exclusive
last-minute walk through
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of the Harvest Festival
before we open tomorrow.
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So everything
needs to be perfect.
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Joan is always
looking for a scandal.
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She's like
an eagle-eyed tiger.
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Eagle-eyed tiger!
New band name, I call it!
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So everybody gather around.
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- Let's grab hands.
- I don't hold hands.
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Okay, you're all amazing,
wonderful people.
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And I really want you
to have fun today.
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And not focus on the fact that
if one thing goes wrong,
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- we're all gonna lose our jobs.
- That's not inspiring.
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Okay, let's go get 'em everybody!
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Yes!
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Hey, whatever happened
to you and the bionic man?
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Chris?
He broke up with me.
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But he did it so nicely that I
didn't even realize he did it.
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I've done that to multiple men.
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How you doing?
You doing okay?
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Thank you so much for asking,
it's been tough, yeah.
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Two days ago I was sobbing at
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a pizza buffet
and they asked me to leave.
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I've been looking at
some dog adoption web sites.
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Bought $700 worth of candles
from Anthropologie.
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I did this to my hair.
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You know, your basic
bottoming out kind of stuff.
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Yeah.
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Normally, people tell you to
talk about your problems,
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I'm gonna recommend you
bottle that noise up.
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That's what my mailman said.
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Muah-muah-murder.
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Murdering the most melons.
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Shaquille showered shame
on Shakira's sheets.
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- Hello, Joan.
- Hello, Leslie.
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Looks like a very
impressive festival.
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But we'll see.
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We'll see.
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- You remember Ben?
- Hi.
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It's nice to see you again.
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- Let's get started.
- Okay.
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Now the festival is spread
throughout the town.
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But the centerpiece
is the carnival.
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And over here is
Indiana's largest corn maze.
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Ah.
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Is that Pawnee corn
or Eagleton corn?
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Pawnee corn, and it's organic.
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Over here we have our
beautiful ferris wheel.
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Ah, beautiful.
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But deadly.
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When was the last time
this giant wheel of death
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was inspected?
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Actually, twice in the last week.
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And everything is
100% up to code.
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How many of these
carnies are illegals?
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None, they're all U.S. citizens.
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Over in this booth, Indiana
basketball legend Larry Bird's
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84-year-old
aunt Tilda will be
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signing autographs
for two hours on Thursday.
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- You got Tilda?
- Yeah.
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- Oh.
- We got Tilda.
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But the real coup is over there.
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Li'l Sebastian.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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- You got Li'l Sebastian?
- See for yourself!
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Oh, wow.
He is so adorable.
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Thank you, Joan.
Li'l Sebastian isn't bad either.
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- Tom!
- How are you?
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- Good.
- Good to see you.
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Hold on a second.
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Did you get your breasts done?
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- You look amazing.
- Yes, thanks for noticing.
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Joan, listen to me.
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This Harvest Festival,
it's gonna knock your socks off.
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And when it does,
I'm gonna be there
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to give you a foot massage...
To completion.
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Good lord.
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God, I swear, it's almost
like they don't want you to win.
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Well, you'd better practice.
You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
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I'm gonna win you
a million Teddy bears.
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Well, I want
a billion Teddy bears.
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Well, that's
a little unrealistic.
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This is a hard game.
Two million.
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Deal.
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All right.
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Hey, I love you.
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Dude, shut up!
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That is awesome sauce!
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You're such a good boy.
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Jerry, stop bothering
Li'l Sebastian.
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Leslie said I should
watch him for a little bit.
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Perfect, I've gotta go
get him a tail scrunchie.
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Most people look
at Li'l Sebastian
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and they see a famous mini horse.
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I see an advertising
opportunity for my club.
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The Snakehole Lounge.
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Wow, that is a shockingly
huge mini horse erection.
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What about your friend Ben, here?
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We all know his story,
one of failure.
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Remind us of that failure.
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Well, uh, you know, when
I was an 18-year-old mayor,
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I tried to build
a winter sports complex
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called Ice Town
and it bankrupted the city.
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Yikes.
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I was also short-stop
on my JV baseball team.
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No one ever brings that up.
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And now you're involved
with this.
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Do I smell another
disaster, hopefully?
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Look, Joan, this festival,
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thanks to the tireless
efforts of Leslie Knope,
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is going to bring people
nothing but happiness.
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Not even I could screw that up.
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I'm a reporter,
not your therapist.
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So any time someone
takes a picture of him,
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the Snakehole's logo is in it.
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Am I a genius or what?
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Hey, Tom.
Where's Li'l Sebastian?
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Uh, somebody left the gate
open and he got out, Jerry!
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What are you talking about?
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Unbelievable.
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Another in a long string
of miserable failures.
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You lost Li'l Sebastian!
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- I wasn't even here!
- Exactly.
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You look for him, I'm gonna go
tell everyone what you did.
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Harvest starts at 9 AM
tomorrow morning,
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and as far as this
reporter is concerned,
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it's well worth your time.
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Come on down, everyone.
It's gonna be sweet.
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It pains me to say this,
but great job here.
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Thank you.
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- That went well.
- Yeah, it did.
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- Take that, curse!
- Take that, curse!
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Sorry, what is
this about a curse?
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- Hmm?
- Curse?
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What?
What, nothing.
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- No, no.
- Leslie!
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It's Li'l Sebastian.
He's gone.
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Jerry let him escape and
we don't know where he is.
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Keep those cameras up.
We've got a new intro to do.
252
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Gotcha.
253
00:09:57,756 --> 00:10:00,007
Let's go ahead,
let's get some shots
254
00:10:00,091 --> 00:10:02,209
of chipped paint
and crying babies.
255
00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:04,017
How about some of those
spooky traffic lights.
256
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,113
Okay, you know the drill.
257
00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:06,840
Okay, this is bad, right?
258
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,160
This is way worse than that.
259
00:10:08,211 --> 00:10:09,295
This is a huge government project,
260
00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:10,763
and already a lightning rod.
261
00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,452
And then you add
the Wamapoke controversy.
262
00:10:13,453 --> 00:10:14,545
Double lightning rod.
263
00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,847
- Plus we lost that little pony.
- It's a mini horse!
264
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:18,115
And that's
the third lightning rod.
265
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,449
Triple lightning rod!
266
00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,118
And then you have the curse,
quadruple lightning rod.
267
00:10:21,169 --> 00:10:22,503
God, now all the vendors
are gonna bail.
268
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,587
And the ticket sales
are gonna go down.
269
00:10:23,638 --> 00:10:24,989
Wait, I'm sorry.
270
00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:26,590
But do people in this town
really believe in curses?
271
00:10:26,641 --> 00:10:28,259
Oh, no.
No.
272
00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,511
We all just behave rationally
and believe
273
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,529
we are all in charge
of our own destinies.
274
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:33,664
Come on.
275
00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:34,949
What the heck are we gonna do?
276
00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:37,368
How did this happen?
277
00:10:37,435 --> 00:10:39,353
Maybe Li'l Sebastian got upset
278
00:10:39,437 --> 00:10:40,854
because he tried to share
his true feelings
279
00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:42,323
with someone
and they didn't reciprocate.
280
00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:43,641
That's not bad.
281
00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:46,710
Or maybe a balloon
popped somewhere,
282
00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,445
and it scared him.
283
00:10:48,513 --> 00:10:50,614
Sent him running off.
284
00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:51,949
Okay.
285
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,652
Tom, Jerry, check the field
behind the parking lot.
286
00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:56,320
Andy, April, check the corn maze.
287
00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:58,822
Good idea.
Horses love mazes, come on!
288
00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:00,291
Hey, Leslie?
289
00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,159
This big, beefy dude just
came in to the first aid tent
290
00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:03,177
because he was dehydrated.
291
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:04,461
And then a reporter came in
292
00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:06,797
and asked if it was
because of the curse.
293
00:11:06,848 --> 00:11:08,465
No comment.
Did you say, "no comment?"
294
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,301
- You gotta say, "no comment."
- I did.
295
00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:11,869
Ah, good.
Anne, you're so beautiful.
296
00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:13,137
Beautiful Anne.
297
00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:14,271
All right, well, um,
298
00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:15,606
just treat him and release him
299
00:11:15,673 --> 00:11:16,940
and then don't say
anything to anyone
300
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:18,442
about anything
for the rest of the month.
301
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,693
- Okay.
- Okay, run, Anne, run!
302
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,011
- Okay.
- Leslie?
303
00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:22,780
- Yeah?
- You gotta see this.
304
00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:24,581
The fact is, this carnival is
305
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:27,684
being held on top of
an ancient Wamapoke burial site.
306
00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:29,253
Much like the house
in the movie, Poltergeist.
307
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,454
Exactly.
308
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,023
I spoke to Leslie Knope,
of the Parks Department,
309
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,124
about moving the carnival.
310
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:35,359
And she refused.
311
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:38,362
We do have exclusive
animation of that event.
312
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:41,298
Let's take a look.
313
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:43,667
Oh, I love these things.
Sorry.
314
00:11:54,763 --> 00:11:56,547
Whoa.
315
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:59,583
Ah-ah-ah!
316
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,552
Is that what happened?
317
00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:03,387
- Perd...
- None of that happened.
318
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,389
That is exactly what happened.
319
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:07,074
All right, all right.
320
00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:09,126
What we do is
we move the shooting gallery.
321
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,411
That seems to be
their biggest problem.
322
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:11,862
Maybe that will make them happy.
323
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,397
Check back in
with news Channel 4.
324
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:16,950
Number one in curse coverage.
325
00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:19,470
You know how Indians
call corn maize?
326
00:12:19,537 --> 00:12:22,873
This is why.
I never knew that.
327
00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:25,092
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna go look by myself.
328
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:26,960
Hey, are you all right?
329
00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:29,446
You seem super not happy.
330
00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:30,848
I'm fine.
331
00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:32,132
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
332
00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:34,284
I might be going
to Venezuela tomorrow.
333
00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:35,302
Forever.
334
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,721
You're not fine.
335
00:12:37,772 --> 00:12:40,190
Ludgate, something is
upsetting you.
336
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:43,124
Why don't you just go ahead
and tell me what it is.
337
00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:45,329
I'm not mad at Andy.
Andy's great.
338
00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,281
I awesome sauce Andy.
339
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:49,266
April! Where are you?
340
00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:54,271
Look left.
341
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,406
Look right.
342
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:56,957
Yeah, okay.
343
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,126
I don't know what's sicker,
me or your body.
344
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,811
You aren't sick.
345
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,479
Maybe you should
check out my abs.
346
00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:03,647
Are you experiencing
abdominal pain?
347
00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:05,799
Every day at the gym.
348
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,468
- Ew.
- Feel.
349
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:11,839
Oh.
350
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,157
What are you doing tonight?
351
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,476
I think I'm gonna have to pass.
352
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,678
Your loss.
353
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:21,899
- Are you gonna hit that?
- Him?
354
00:13:21,966 --> 00:13:24,935
He isn't exactly
boyfriend material.
355
00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:26,653
Who said anything
about a boyfriend?
356
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:31,275
Use him, abuse him, lose him.
357
00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:33,143
Hey, hey, hey.
Did you find him?
358
00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:35,446
Yeah, Jerry.
He's right here in my pocket.
359
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:37,748
Damn it.
Ground mission failed.
360
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:41,618
We need a bird's eye view.
361
00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:43,620
You want me to climb
on top of the ferris wheel?
362
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,656
We're extremely confident
that there's no curse.
363
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,459
And everyone's gonna have
a great time tomorrow.
364
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:49,526
Okay?
365
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,712
Wow, first Ice Town.
Now this.
366
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,797
Bad luck really
follows you around, huh?
367
00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:56,500
Okay, I'd like to
start by addressing
368
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:59,052
some of the false
rumors about the festival.
369
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:02,172
First of all,
we have plenty of food.
370
00:14:02,223 --> 00:14:03,474
There's no food shortage.
371
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,225
There are not,
as one reporter suggested,
372
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,695
dozens of escaped convicts
meandering around the carnival.
373
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:12,232
And, at no time was
any Parks Department quote,
374
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,051
"feasting on
petting zoo animals."
375
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:16,686
You were in charge of
376
00:14:16,738 --> 00:14:17,905
watching a tiny horse,
and you failed.
377
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:20,491
Look, I'm only
gonna say this once.
378
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,894
What if Li'l Sebastian
is on this ferris wheel?
379
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,029
How about you
only say that never.
380
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,198
Leslie, how big of a disaster
381
00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:31,535
will this be, on a scale of 9 to 10?
382
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,770
It will not be a disaster.
383
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:34,871
It will be a success.
384
00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:36,557
And I want to
let everyone know that,
385
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,509
in an attempt to be sensitive
to our Wamapoke friends,
386
00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:41,845
we have moved the shooting
gallery, per their request.
387
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,280
So, yes, Perd?
388
00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:45,616
Yeah, the statement that
this reporter has is a question.
389
00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:48,051
Will that be enough
to lift the curse?
390
00:14:48,119 --> 00:14:51,772
Perd, you know as well as I do
that there no such...
391
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:54,057
Oh, my God.
392
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:56,793
Crap on a spatula.
393
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,262
It's the curse.
394
00:14:58,329 --> 00:14:59,696
That's exactly what it is.
395
00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:00,898
You know what?
It is the curse.
396
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,799
Wait, everyone, relax, please.
397
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,401
We'll get this up
and running in no time.
398
00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:05,586
- Oh.
- Whoa!
399
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:08,438
- Jerry, what the hell?
- I didn't do this.
400
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,874
Jerry's fault.
Jerry's fault.
401
00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:13,544
Jerry's fault!
Jerry's fault!
402
00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:16,413
God.
I cannot catch a break.
403
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:17,514
Yeah, well, I'll help you out.
404
00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:18,682
- I'm gonna go.
- What?
405
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:19,800
I think I'm jinxed or something.
406
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,552
What are you talking about?
407
00:15:21,603 --> 00:15:23,554
Look, you were totally fine
until I got involved.
408
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,606
So I feel like I should
probably just go, okay?
409
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:27,324
I'm really sorry.
410
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,192
I'm the curse, I think.
411
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,428
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna get out of here. All right?
412
00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:37,849
If they're missing this long,
they're usually dead.
413
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:38,788
Well, if that's true,
414
00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:39,856
then you're gonna have to answer
415
00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,424
to the whole town.
And God.
416
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:43,693
Okay, you were the one
who let him out, Tom.
417
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,862
Okay?
Now stop trying to blame me.
418
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,064
Jerry, can you please be quiet?
419
00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:51,301
I can't hear myself
not talking to Andy.
420
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,303
Ron, will you please
tell me why April is mad at me?
421
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,470
Ron, can you please tell Andy...
422
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,372
All of you, be quiet!
423
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,309
Andy, she's mad because
you said "awesome sauce"
424
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,777
instead of,
"I love you, too."
425
00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,313
April, he loves you.
Stop being a child.
426
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,581
Tom, you're clearly
at fault here.
427
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,117
Blaming Jerry won't save you.
428
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:10,386
Jerry, we both know you were
shotgunning funnel cakes
429
00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:13,055
instead of watching
Li'l Sebastian.
430
00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:15,591
So everyone apologize
to everyone else!
431
00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:17,627
- I'm sorry, Tom.
- I'm sorry, Jerry.
432
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:18,628
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
433
00:16:18,696 --> 00:16:21,164
I do love you.
434
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,232
You do?
435
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,451
Yeah.
436
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,838
That's what makes
the sauce so awesome.
437
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,076
Aw, Jerry just farted!
438
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:36,412
I'm very upset, I get nervous.
439
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,098
Hey, Leslie.
440
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:40,300
Generator's shot.
441
00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:42,251
No! I got the TMK-2500
442
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,354
specifically for
the extra capacity.
443
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,089
Wow, you know your stuff.
444
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:47,223
You single?
445
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,492
Not now, Ed.
How could that happen?
446
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,028
All those TV crews
plugged in and overloaded it.
447
00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:53,896
Okay, how and where
can I get a new one?
448
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,698
In, like, I don't know, now?
449
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,368
There's only one place in town
that has a generator that size.
450
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,204
You've gotta be kidding me.
451
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,173
So...You need
to borrow a generator.
452
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:06,743
Ken, I'm coming
to you on my knees.
453
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,411
Begging for help.
454
00:17:08,479 --> 00:17:10,580
Much like the
early settlers of Pawnee
455
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:11,948
begged the Wamapoke
200 years ago.
456
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,649
- Ah, but that was...
- A trick.
457
00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:15,651
And over 50 Wamapoke
were slaughtered.
458
00:17:15,719 --> 00:17:16,686
I know.
459
00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,171
But this is not a trick.
460
00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:20,323
I am prepared to put
the Wamapoke history exhibit
461
00:17:20,391 --> 00:17:21,958
inside the carnival grounds.
462
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:24,293
Right past
the entrance turnstile.
463
00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:27,063
So that you have to look at it
before you start having fun.
464
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,731
Hm, now that's interesting.
465
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,984
It's been really
awesome looking at you.
466
00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:34,737
Most carnival nurses
are total grenades.
467
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:35,772
Okay, you're all set.
468
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:38,508
You are free to go.
469
00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:42,895
Or you could stay here
and make out with h me
470
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,364
until the lights come back on.
471
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:46,032
Oh, hell yeah.
472
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:48,568
Beat it, Donna.
473
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,688
Aye, aye, captain.
474
00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,590
I'm just trying to do
something good for this town.
475
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,959
And I'm trying to
save my friends' jobs.
476
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:58,428
Can you help me out here?
477
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,664
A native American tribe making
a deal with the government.
478
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,133
Heh! What could go wrong?
479
00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:05,868
You can have
the generator, Leslie.
480
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:06,886
Thank you, Ken.
481
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,054
And I'll issue a statement
482
00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,440
saying that the curse
has been lifted.
483
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,442
Actually, I have another idea.
484
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,495
With that sacred ceremony,
485
00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:34,197
the Wamapoke curse
has been lifted.
486
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:41,337
Wow, thank you.
Intense stuff from Ken Hotate.
487
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:44,573
And in other good news,
he gave us a scare,
488
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,925
but he's back now.
489
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,611
The one, the only,
Li'l Sebastian!
490
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,886
We spotted him from
the top of the ferris wheel
491
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:59,439
at the center of the corn maze.
492
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:02,275
After the power came back on,
we went and got him.
493
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:05,061
It took us four hours
to solve that maze.
494
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,779
It took the horse 15 minutes.
495
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:09,065
Jerry's still out there.
496
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,936
I suppose I oughta
go look for him.
497
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:18,291
Right after I get a bratwurst.
498
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,500
♪ ♪
499
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,303
♪ Well, she was
an American girl ♪
500
00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:31,954
Welcome.
501
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,455
Come on in, have fun.
502
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:34,924
Enjoy yourself, ladies.
503
00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:38,394
- Hey.
- Hey, look who's back.
504
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:39,695
I'm sorry I left.
505
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,431
I honestly felt like I was
cursed or something.
506
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:43,733
Ice Town, and now this.
507
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,736
Ice Town was a disaster.
508
00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:49,322
And it seems like it
was probably your fault.
509
00:19:49,406 --> 00:19:51,407
From what I can tell, you
mismanaged the hell out of it.
510
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:53,676
Wow, why even say that already?
511
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:54,744
But the point is, this project,
512
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:56,145
this is as much
yours as it is mine.
513
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,446
It's ours.
514
00:19:57,498 --> 00:20:00,449
And...it's gonna be really great.
515
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:02,919
And I'm glad you're here.
516
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:07,039
Well, thank you.
517
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,041
- Is this the guy?
- Yes, this is him.
518
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,681
Special Wamapoke ceremony.
519
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,534
The curse has been lifted.
520
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:21,521
- Oh, wow. Thanks.
- Yeah.
521
00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:23,689
Oh, gosh.
You're filthy.
522
00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:26,042
Go clean yourself up.
Try to look professional.
523
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,847
Hello.
524
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,283
Enjoy yourself.
525
00:20:34,351 --> 00:20:36,185
Hi. I like your necklace.
526
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,186
Hi.
527
00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:40,656
♪ ♪
528
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,068
Oh, my God.
He is just the best ever.
529
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,111
You're the best ever.
530
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,063
But he's a close second,
aren't you, Li'l Sebastian?
531
00:20:51,147 --> 00:20:53,649
He really is amazing.
532
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,684
You finally get it now, right?
533
00:20:55,752 --> 00:21:01,290
Hello, he's fantastic.
I totally get it now.
534
00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:03,458
I don't get it.
At all.
535
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:06,328
It's kind of a small horse.
I mean, what am I missing?
536
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,131
Am I crazy?
537
00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:11,032
Hey, Ben, you just missed it.
He whinnied.
538
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,467
Oh, yeah, no.
I totally heard that.
539
00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:13,543
It was great.
540
00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:23,743
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