1 00:00:02,329 --> 00:00:06,597 Gee wheeze, the Harvest Festival was a real triumph. 2 00:00:06,665 --> 00:00:09,850 We had over 80,000 people in attendance. 3 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:13,337 Which surpassed our wildest expectations. 4 00:00:13,405 --> 00:00:16,857 I would like to specifically single out Leslie Knope. 5 00:00:16,942 --> 00:00:19,310 I speak for the Mayor, City Council, 6 00:00:19,361 --> 00:00:21,579 and all of Pawnee when I say 7 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,347 we can't wait to see what the heck 8 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:25,449 you're gonna do next. 9 00:00:25,517 --> 00:00:27,151 Ugh. 10 00:00:27,219 --> 00:00:28,652 Step on up here, Les. 11 00:00:30,255 --> 00:00:32,490 Thank you. 12 00:00:32,557 --> 00:00:34,158 Paul, are you okay? 13 00:00:34,225 --> 00:00:35,693 Uh... 14 00:00:36,945 --> 00:00:38,913 Oh! Oh! 15 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,748 - Oh, my God. - Holy... 16 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,749 Oh, my God. 17 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:46,904 That was... the second most awkward way 18 00:00:46,972 --> 00:00:49,340 a man has ever grabbed my breast. 19 00:00:49,408 --> 00:00:59,408 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:09,494 --> 00:01:10,945 All right, guys, everybody listen up. 21 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,114 Just a few notes about our camping retreat tomorrow. 22 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,316 We're all gonna meet here and leave as a group 23 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,735 at 6:45 A.M., promptly. 24 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,236 Why are we doing this? 25 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,438 Harvest fest is over. 26 00:01:20,505 --> 00:01:21,739 We do not want to have a sophomore slump. 27 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:23,307 This camping trip is our chance 28 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,443 to think of some really big ideas. 29 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:27,545 Why don't you just tell us what our next project is, 30 00:01:27,612 --> 00:01:29,146 and I'll go camping by myself. 31 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,915 Look, I have ideas, Ron, okay? 32 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,450 I have like a hundred new ideas. 33 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:34,351 But the point is, the pressure is on. 34 00:01:34,419 --> 00:01:37,421 We only have one chance to make a second impression. 35 00:01:37,489 --> 00:01:40,024 What portion of this camping trip will take place outside? 36 00:01:40,091 --> 00:01:41,392 - All of it. - Pass. 37 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:43,627 Can't pass, it's a mandatory work retreat. 38 00:01:43,678 --> 00:01:44,695 I have a question. 39 00:01:44,763 --> 00:01:46,330 What if we're scaling a cliff 40 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,132 and I start to fall? 41 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,934 Can I grab onto your boob for support? 42 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:52,369 No, Tom, don't! Her boob kills! 43 00:01:52,437 --> 00:01:54,338 My boob does not kill. Paul did not die. 44 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,441 He had a heart attack which required an octuple bypass. 45 00:01:57,509 --> 00:02:00,544 Besides, the Pawnee Sun said that my chest 46 00:02:00,612 --> 00:02:02,997 saved his life. 47 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:06,484 How's the best municipal department in Pawnee? 48 00:02:06,551 --> 00:02:07,668 That's you guys? 49 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,187 Paul is going to be recuperating for a while. 50 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,224 So the Mayor asked me to step in as city manager. 51 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,459 And I, of course, accepted immediately 52 00:02:15,527 --> 00:02:18,262 because Pawnee is literally 53 00:02:18,329 --> 00:02:20,464 the greatest town in the country. 54 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,633 Of course, I am gonna miss Indianapolis, 55 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,236 which is the most wonderful city in America. 56 00:02:25,303 --> 00:02:27,438 I'm so excited to be working with you all again. 57 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:29,723 And, Leslie, I cannot wait 58 00:02:29,808 --> 00:02:31,025 to hear your new big idea. 59 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,543 I want to hit the ground running, 60 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,278 and your new mystery project 61 00:02:34,345 --> 00:02:35,980 is going to be the hydration pack 62 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,147 that gets me to the finish line. 63 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,349 You're all my little hydration packs. 64 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:41,685 I'm sure I am not. 65 00:02:41,753 --> 00:02:43,571 Ron! 66 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:44,889 You are too. 67 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,724 Hydration pack! 68 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,962 Hey, you gotta hear this hilarious story 69 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,364 that he's telling me... tell her what happened. 70 00:02:53,431 --> 00:02:56,500 - My identity was stolen. - His identity was stolen! 71 00:02:57,836 --> 00:02:59,637 Tell her about the accounts. 72 00:02:59,704 --> 00:03:00,804 They were frozen. 73 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,507 Frozen. 74 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,342 Bye, Kyle. 75 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:06,777 Where you going? 76 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:08,211 Oh, my God. 77 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:09,897 Heh. How's the coolest chick ever? 78 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:10,931 Not good. 79 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,249 What do you mean? 80 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,018 Leslie's making us go on a camping retreat. 81 00:03:14,085 --> 00:03:15,853 That's awesome! Camping's the best. 82 00:03:15,921 --> 00:03:17,187 Camping sucks. 83 00:03:17,255 --> 00:03:19,273 It's super-boring. 84 00:03:19,357 --> 00:03:21,258 And you can see the stars, which I hate. 85 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,359 They're creepy. 86 00:03:22,427 --> 00:03:23,427 I love camping. 87 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,828 I betcha I could get you to love it too. 88 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:26,096 Why don't I meet you out there? 89 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,831 If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out. 90 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:30,668 But if you love it, we'll stay and make out. 91 00:03:30,735 --> 00:03:32,536 Either way, a ton of making out. 92 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,104 You in? 93 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,107 - Anne Perkins! - Chris. 94 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,410 Hey. I heard you were back. 95 00:03:39,477 --> 00:03:40,544 Yeah. 96 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,879 I didn't do this because of you. 97 00:03:41,947 --> 00:03:43,747 Uh, well, it looks great. 98 00:03:43,798 --> 00:03:46,634 Yeah, you look great. Am I right? It's... 99 00:03:46,718 --> 00:03:47,801 So good running into you. 100 00:03:47,886 --> 00:03:48,986 You know, we should get together soon. 101 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:49,987 I'd love to catch up. 102 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,088 Me too! 103 00:03:51,156 --> 00:03:53,090 Ketchup and mustard. 104 00:03:53,158 --> 00:03:55,592 Ketchup and mustard, I just was... 105 00:03:55,644 --> 00:03:57,094 Oh! 106 00:03:57,145 --> 00:03:58,479 That is so delightful. 107 00:03:58,563 --> 00:04:00,981 I relish your wit. 108 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,736 Well, I salsa... your face. 109 00:04:06,905 --> 00:04:08,706 I should hate him. 110 00:04:08,773 --> 00:04:09,940 He broke up with me. 111 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:11,792 Well, there was an ex that I still liked 112 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,043 after he broke up with me, 113 00:04:13,111 --> 00:04:14,845 but it was really hard to stay mad at him. 114 00:04:14,913 --> 00:04:17,181 He was an amazing dentist. 115 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:20,484 You know, when he saw me, I swear his face lit up. 116 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,086 - Ann... - What do you think 117 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:23,304 "we should get together soon" means? 118 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,089 No, do not read into this. 119 00:04:25,156 --> 00:04:27,725 Remember, this is the guy that was so upbeat and positive, 120 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:28,859 when he broke up with you, 121 00:04:28,927 --> 00:04:29,927 you didn't even know it happened. 122 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,428 Yeah. 123 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:32,997 Come camping with us. 124 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,099 It'll be really fun. You'll be away from Chris. 125 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,633 You can brainstorm. 126 00:04:36,685 --> 00:04:40,571 I'll give you first dibs on s'mores. 127 00:04:40,638 --> 00:04:42,072 Okay. That sounds fun. 128 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:45,326 Here is our official retreat schedule. 129 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,944 It divides our time evenly 130 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,712 between work and play. 131 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,364 Come on, everybody, let's hustle. 132 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:52,482 Let's get to the brainstorming. 133 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,618 Great attitude, Ron! 134 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,537 I just wanna get the work over as soon as possible 135 00:04:56,621 --> 00:04:58,522 so I can do some fishing. 136 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,323 Fishing relaxes me. 137 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,059 It's like yoga, 138 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,211 except I still get to kill something. 139 00:05:06,965 --> 00:05:08,699 All right, I... 140 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,685 Call this wonderful spot. 141 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:12,853 You didn't bring a tent? 142 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,139 I don't really go camping, ever, Jerry, 143 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,741 so I'm not gonna spend $150 on a tent. 144 00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:19,509 Just gonna sleep on the floor. 145 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:21,562 It's called the ground when it's outside. 146 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:22,646 Whatever. Why? 147 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,514 Do you guys do this a lot? Camping? 148 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,650 I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it. 149 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,686 Why am I gonna love it? 150 00:05:28,753 --> 00:05:30,621 Skymall! 151 00:05:30,688 --> 00:05:31,989 Come check out my tent. 152 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,891 I ordered a bunch of crap off Skymall. 153 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,577 I got my TV, my XBox, DVD. 154 00:05:36,661 --> 00:05:38,245 Awesome bed right there. 155 00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:40,164 DJ Rumba's in the mix. 156 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,532 Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. 157 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:45,235 This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable. 158 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,141 It's really important to me that April loves camping, 159 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,877 so I went ahead and set up the ultimate 160 00:05:53,928 --> 00:05:56,080 campsite love nest. 161 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,882 Complete with beautiful starlight. 162 00:05:58,950 --> 00:05:59,883 You got champagne. 163 00:05:59,934 --> 00:06:01,351 Also, rose petals. 164 00:06:01,419 --> 00:06:04,521 As you can see, they smell terrific. 165 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,657 We need big ideas, and we need 'em now. 166 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:08,025 Who wants to go first? 167 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,694 I propose that we take all the money we made 168 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,362 from the Harvest Festival 169 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:14,431 and return it to the citizens. 170 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,666 So how much would that be per person? 171 00:06:15,734 --> 00:06:18,435 About 83 cents. 172 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,204 Per household. 173 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,588 Before postage. 174 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,258 Are we done? 175 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,076 What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, 176 00:06:26,127 --> 00:06:27,294 and Drake all have in common? 177 00:06:27,378 --> 00:06:28,645 Oh, I know this one. 178 00:06:28,713 --> 00:06:30,447 They are all rap-pists. 179 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,083 Oh, my God, they're Rappers, Jerry! 180 00:06:33,134 --> 00:06:35,219 What they have in common is none of them 181 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,687 have ever performed in Pawnee. 182 00:06:36,755 --> 00:06:37,754 Why? 183 00:06:37,806 --> 00:06:39,690 Because we don't have 184 00:06:39,757 --> 00:06:41,775 an adequate concert venue. 185 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,261 Until now. 186 00:06:44,329 --> 00:06:45,762 The Pawnee Amphitheater! 187 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:47,765 How much would that cost? 188 00:06:47,832 --> 00:06:49,666 Not that much. $200, $300 million. 189 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:51,568 - Right. - Great. 190 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,104 Luxury Dog Park. 191 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:56,273 Do you wanna tell us anymore? 192 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:57,975 Poodles only. 193 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,076 No pooping. 194 00:07:00,328 --> 00:07:02,112 Hey. Where are you? 195 00:07:02,163 --> 00:07:03,964 I'm here. Where are you? 196 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:05,799 We're inside the main entrance. 197 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,085 Near the sign that says Pawnee campground. 198 00:07:08,153 --> 00:07:09,786 Oh... 199 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:11,255 I'm in a totally different place. 200 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,923 That's why we can't see each other. 201 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,424 My God, Andy. 202 00:07:14,492 --> 00:07:15,959 I don't even want to be here. 203 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:17,294 The air is too fresh. 204 00:07:17,345 --> 00:07:19,296 It's disgusting. I can't breathe. 205 00:07:19,347 --> 00:07:21,498 There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. 206 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,800 Shut up! 207 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,401 Sweetheart, just hold tight. 208 00:07:24,469 --> 00:07:26,403 And, uh, I'll be there. 209 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,338 Well, April is right here. 210 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,842 And I...Am down here somewhere. 211 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,861 How 'bout we just invest the money? 212 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,579 Make 4% a year. 213 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:37,480 You know, set up a nice little nest egg for the city. 214 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:38,582 What do you think? 215 00:07:38,649 --> 00:07:40,834 Great idea. Thanks, white Urkel. 216 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,220 All right, maybe it's not the sexiest idea, Todd, 217 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,788 but it's smart. 218 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,123 What are you even still doing here? 219 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:47,591 Harvest Festival is over. 220 00:07:47,659 --> 00:07:49,293 Shouldn't you be back in Indianapolis? 221 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,762 Ben helped us launch the Harvest Festival, 222 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:53,514 and he knows how Chris's mind works, 223 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,232 and he's a valuable asset to the team. 224 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,383 Thank you. 225 00:07:56,467 --> 00:07:58,502 April has not presented her idea... April. 226 00:07:58,570 --> 00:07:59,536 I didn't come up with anything. 227 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,021 - Why? - Because! 228 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,139 I know that whatever we come up with 229 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,273 isn't gonna be good enough anyway. 230 00:08:03,341 --> 00:08:04,674 We're just gonna go with your idea. 231 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:06,343 She's got a point. 232 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:07,945 Leslie, just tell us what your idea is, 233 00:08:08,012 --> 00:08:09,512 so I can go back to the thunderdome. 234 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:11,198 That's what I'm calling my tent. 235 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,016 I am really disappointed in all of you. 236 00:08:13,084 --> 00:08:15,235 You know, the whole town is looking at us right now, 237 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,421 and you're letting them down. 238 00:08:17,488 --> 00:08:19,289 Take an hour, go clear your heads, 239 00:08:19,357 --> 00:08:22,209 and see if you can come up with a real idea that we can use. 240 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,760 And also see if you're interested 241 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:25,062 in contributing to this department. 242 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,664 And after that, I will tell you my idea. 243 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:34,338 Wow, you really let 'em have it. 244 00:08:34,405 --> 00:08:35,439 Well, I had no choice. 245 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:36,540 I didn't want to tell them my idea. 246 00:08:36,608 --> 00:08:37,674 Why not? 247 00:08:37,742 --> 00:08:39,543 Because I don't have one. 248 00:08:39,611 --> 00:08:41,878 I don't have an idea, Ann. 249 00:08:43,311 --> 00:08:44,778 I'm so screwed, Ann. 250 00:08:44,861 --> 00:08:47,178 The meeting is tomorrow and I don't have anything. 251 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:49,678 Why don't you build the Park on the lot behind my house? 252 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,266 Chris wants the new project to generate revenue. 253 00:08:52,317 --> 00:08:54,151 What about those binders in your office? 254 00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:55,369 They're filled with small ideas! 255 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,020 We need a big, juicy idea. 256 00:08:57,105 --> 00:09:00,140 I'm so desperate, I even brought in my "Dream Journal", 257 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,192 hoping it would inspire me. 258 00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:05,312 "I married Alf, and we're pretty happy." 259 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:07,781 - Sounds nice. - It was. 260 00:09:07,849 --> 00:09:08,916 Okay, listen to me. 261 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,500 You are smart and creative 262 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:12,502 and talented, and you're gonna be fine. 263 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:13,871 You're probably right. 264 00:09:13,955 --> 00:09:17,190 I just need an hour, and... and it'll come to me. 265 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:22,846 Hello? 266 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:24,464 Andy, you have to save me. 267 00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:25,999 I'm camping with people I work with. 268 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,184 Hello, April? 269 00:09:27,252 --> 00:09:28,735 Hello? 270 00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:31,004 Walk around in circles, like I am, 271 00:09:31,055 --> 00:09:33,907 help triangulate the phone call. 272 00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:35,142 Hello? 273 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:38,979 Hang on, I'm gonna try to get to higher ground. 274 00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:40,314 Agh! 275 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:41,982 Ow, I found some thorns. 276 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:45,619 I mean, yes, my daughter might think 277 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,021 she is old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend. 278 00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:49,623 But I'm sorry, 16. 279 00:09:49,691 --> 00:09:51,925 That... that just seems too young to be on birth control. 280 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:54,361 You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity. 281 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:57,064 What's say we just stand here 282 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:58,932 in silence. 283 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,335 And think of ideas... 284 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,903 for projects. 285 00:10:02,971 --> 00:10:04,371 You know what I should do? 286 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:07,540 I should lead a teen abstinence workshop. 287 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,729 That might be incredibly effective. 288 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:24,992 Hey, Tom. 289 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:28,362 One second, I'm just in the middle of a head massage. 290 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:30,397 That's a good stopping point. 291 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,416 - What's up? - Uh... 292 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,234 You wanna bounce some ideas off each other? 293 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,535 Here's a better idea. 294 00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:37,004 How 'bout I bounce my way over to my dog couch 295 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,755 and watch a little season six of Top Chef? 296 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,208 - All right. - I know Leslie seems upset. 297 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:43,210 But the truth is, she's better than us at this stuff 298 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:44,611 by a thousand miles. 299 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:45,595 So there's really no point. 300 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,047 Care for some fondue? 301 00:10:47,098 --> 00:10:49,216 Yeah. 302 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:51,601 Hey, how do you afford all this stuff? 303 00:10:51,686 --> 00:10:53,270 I just return it the next day 304 00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:54,554 and claim it was defective. 305 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:55,772 The key is crying a lot. 306 00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:57,457 No one likes to hear a grown man cry. 307 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:58,976 And then my hand accidentally 308 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,560 went in the panini press! 309 00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:03,280 Hey, you wanna go for a walk? 310 00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:04,314 Yeah. 311 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,702 Wow, the sky is really beautiful. 312 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,971 It's pollution from the sweetums factory. 313 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:11,972 It's gorgeous. 314 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,074 But is it worth the asthma? 315 00:11:14,142 --> 00:11:15,776 No. 316 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,444 Ben, this new project idea, 317 00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:18,779 it's not really a big deal. 318 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,630 I'm probably making too much out of it. 319 00:11:20,715 --> 00:11:22,416 No, no, no. It's really big. 320 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,984 I mean, you've got everyone's attention 321 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,085 with the Harvest Festival, 322 00:11:25,153 --> 00:11:26,420 and now you're gonna seal the deal. 323 00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:27,971 It's the chance you've been waiting for. 324 00:11:28,056 --> 00:11:30,623 Well, what if the festival was, like, a high point for me, 325 00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:32,926 and I never do anything better than that? 326 00:11:32,977 --> 00:11:35,429 Then you wouldn't be Leslie Knope. 327 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:38,365 So I have to keep thinking about good ideas 328 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,667 all the time, or I'm no longer myself? 329 00:11:40,735 --> 00:11:41,902 No, no, no. Not at all. 330 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,071 I... I've just honestly never met someone 331 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,372 who works as hard as you do. 332 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,858 I mean, you're like the energizer bunny 333 00:11:47,942 --> 00:11:50,610 of city government. 334 00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:55,382 And when she looked in the back of her car, 335 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:59,486 she saw that, even though it was her own private property, 336 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:03,056 she would be forced to take it in... 337 00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:04,925 for a state inspection! 338 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,259 Okay, guys, listen up. 339 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,129 - What was that? - That was me talking. 340 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,497 No, I heard it too. 341 00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:11,515 Andy? 342 00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:12,849 If that's a coyote, 343 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,634 someone needs to pick me up off the ground, now. 344 00:12:14,685 --> 00:12:16,403 Oh, my God! Oh, oh! 345 00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,605 - Hey, guys. - What are you doing here? 346 00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:20,023 I was just out for my nighttime run, 347 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:22,142 and I thought, "why not go visit the Parks Department?" 348 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,210 How's everything going here? 349 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:25,479 Super great. Really well. 350 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,481 We have a great idea. 351 00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:28,848 Ooh, tell me now! 352 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,183 While I sit on this Boulder. 353 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,518 I'm much more receptive to new ideas 354 00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:33,353 when my heart rate is still elevated. 355 00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:36,656 Chris, do you want to maybe just talk for a minute 356 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,024 and let them work. 357 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,210 Oh! Oh, sure. 358 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,469 What was that? What was that? 359 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,558 Leslie, just tell us your idea. 360 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:58,762 Los Angeles, season one, isn't gonna watch itself. 361 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,447 Here it is. 362 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:05,752 What do you think? 363 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,289 I don't have an idea. I'm sorry. 364 00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:11,458 I thought if we all worked really hard, 365 00:13:11,526 --> 00:13:12,826 I-I could come up with something. 366 00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:13,860 But I don't have anything, 367 00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:14,961 and we're totally screwed. 368 00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:16,897 And what we need to do 369 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,066 is just keep working and just work again, more, 370 00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:21,802 and just do it and get it, 371 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,236 and then we got it and we're good. 372 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:26,606 And go with that. 373 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,041 I think I'm gonna turn in. 374 00:13:28,109 --> 00:13:29,776 You're not going anywhere. No one's going anywhere. 375 00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:30,844 No one's sleeping, 376 00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:32,028 because this is an all-nighter. 377 00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:33,363 And that'll be fun. 378 00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:35,015 We'll all stay up, and then I'll be like, 379 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,182 "hey! No one sleep!" 380 00:13:37,869 --> 00:13:39,653 Do you hear how loud that is? 381 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,254 You're not sleeping through that. 382 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,422 Is there anything else to eat? 383 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:43,824 The marshmallows are all gone. 384 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,709 We have nothing to eat. 385 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,727 Jerry scared all the fish away 386 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,830 with his loud personal stories. 387 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:51,731 Uck, I wanna go home. 388 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:52,866 I miss my canopy bed. 389 00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:55,368 Yeah, I'm fine with not camping. 390 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,605 Especially since my stupid boyfriend abandoned me! 391 00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:00,440 I'll fire up the van. 392 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,511 You know, I've never moved this slowly before. 393 00:14:04,562 --> 00:14:07,564 It's almost like being in quicksand. 394 00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:09,282 Hey, um, listen... 395 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,400 When you dumped me, 396 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:13,086 it was really embarrassing. 397 00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:15,288 You just kind of... took off. 398 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:16,756 Oh, I'm so sorry. 399 00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:18,692 I mean, I never meant to hurt you. 400 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:21,928 And, well, um, I'm back now. 401 00:14:21,996 --> 00:14:23,563 Hey, I have a great idea. 402 00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,665 Why don't we go to this rustic Diner that I know? 403 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,067 We can have egg white omelets, 404 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,119 and we can continue to talk about us. 405 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,837 Sounds good. 406 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,874 No, no. 407 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,128 Chocolate or butterscotch? 408 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,213 Uh, swirl me. 409 00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:42,582 Dude, camping is awesome. 410 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:43,650 I love it. 411 00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,585 Excuse me, gentlemen. 412 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,021 How long have you been running power to this tent? 413 00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:49,789 I don't know. How long have we been here? 414 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,825 Ten hours. 415 00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:54,794 No! I was Tivoing Cupcake Wars. 416 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,096 This is ridiculous! 417 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,647 Look, I am used to a certain level 418 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:58,815 of comfort in my life, 419 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,267 and I didn't want to sacrifice that! 420 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,835 Okay, well, I packed everything up, 421 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,853 so now you're telling me I have to go unpack it. 422 00:15:03,938 --> 00:15:05,038 Guys, this is a sign. 423 00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:06,139 You wanted to leave, 424 00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:08,141 and now you're stuck here with me! 425 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:09,809 So we can work all night! 426 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,695 This is gonna be so much fun! 427 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:12,946 All night work! 428 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:14,147 All night work! 429 00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:15,348 All night work! 430 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,649 You know what? 431 00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:18,051 There's a Bed & Breakfast right up the road. 432 00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:19,152 I'm gonna head there. 433 00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:21,621 Yes! Let's keep brainstorming. 434 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,056 I have a good feeling about this B&B. 435 00:15:23,124 --> 00:15:26,359 One day, there's gonna be a plaque there that reads, 436 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:27,994 "this is where Leslie Knope 437 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:33,333 "came up with the amazing idea for..." 438 00:15:33,384 --> 00:15:35,135 Damn, I thought that would work. 439 00:15:36,484 --> 00:15:38,835 Welcome to "The Quiet Corn". 440 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,211 I'm Elsa Clack. 441 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:43,113 Breakfast is served between 5:30 442 00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:44,781 and 6:15 A.M. 443 00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:47,050 What if we sleep to a normal hour? 444 00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:49,369 Well, that would be very rude of you. 445 00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:52,005 May I take your breakfast order? 446 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,674 We have hardboiled eggs, 447 00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:59,463 homemade tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam, 448 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,182 and your choice of german muffin. 449 00:16:04,269 --> 00:16:06,136 What the Is a german muffin? 450 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:10,841 Oh, good lord. 451 00:16:10,909 --> 00:16:12,442 I call the bed! 452 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:14,511 Ah. 453 00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:15,612 Awesome. 454 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,980 I hate this place. 455 00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,815 This place is the exact opposite of Skymall. 456 00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:19,816 Oh, listen to this. 457 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,518 "Dear Quiet Corn, 458 00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:23,720 "thank you for your beautiful Inn. 459 00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:26,022 "My wife and I spent three nights of ecstasy 460 00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:27,624 in this room." 461 00:16:27,692 --> 00:16:28,692 Ugh! 462 00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:29,743 Gyash! 463 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:33,463 There are no TVs anywhere. 464 00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:35,882 This place is lamer than outside. 465 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,501 I'm chillin'. 466 00:16:37,552 --> 00:16:38,802 What is that? 467 00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:40,037 Jim. 468 00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:43,340 ♪ Tou come sleepin' in the tent ♪ 469 00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:44,374 Oh, my God. 470 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:46,576 ♪ sleepin' in the tent ♪ 471 00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,895 I found you! 472 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:53,850 ♪ I found you ♪ 473 00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:55,986 ♪ and I had to fight a squirrel ♪ 474 00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:57,721 where have you been? 475 00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,356 I told you I was gonna take you campin', didn't I? 476 00:16:59,407 --> 00:17:00,657 Yeah. 477 00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:02,159 Well, I'm taking you campin'. Look at this. 478 00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:03,727 This is what I had set up at the other campsite. 479 00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:05,912 Except for it was way nicer there. 480 00:17:05,997 --> 00:17:08,732 But this'll do. I've got some champagne. 481 00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:12,069 And I had to drink most of it to survive. 482 00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:14,871 So I'm kind of buzzed right now. 483 00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:16,907 I'm just glad you're here. 484 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:18,008 Can we make out now? 485 00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:22,346 No, you have to understand 486 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,414 that at the time, I genuinely thought 487 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:26,583 that you and I would never see each other again. 488 00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:28,468 I completely understand. 489 00:17:28,553 --> 00:17:30,020 Well, that's what makes you so amazing. 490 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:32,255 - No. - Ann Perkins... 491 00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:33,307 Amazing. 492 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:37,995 Oh, no. 493 00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:40,280 Oh, no? 494 00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:41,531 Oh, no. 495 00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,784 No, no, no. I wasn't saying that... 496 00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:46,403 I thought we should get back together again. 497 00:17:46,471 --> 00:17:47,938 But you said that... 498 00:17:48,006 --> 00:17:49,706 You indicated... 499 00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:52,292 Oh, my God, this is happening again. 500 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,378 I have to move, right? 501 00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:56,279 Yeah. 502 00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:57,547 I'm gonna leave the country. 503 00:17:57,615 --> 00:18:00,116 Bye, everybody. Bye. 504 00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:05,455 Hey. 505 00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,790 Hey. Couldn't sleep? 506 00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:10,794 No. My room is filled with cat hair and cat smell. 507 00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:13,563 And actual cats, roughly 12 cats. 508 00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:14,798 Hmm, sounds delightful. 509 00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:16,299 Leslie, what are you doing? 510 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,803 I am listening to Steal my Sunshine by Len. 511 00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:22,439 A one-hit wonder, like me. 512 00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:23,640 You're not a one-hit wonder. 513 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:24,808 Well, I will be. 514 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:26,510 I peaked at the Harvest Festival, Ron. 515 00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:27,844 Years from now, people are gonna say, 516 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,112 "Remember that woman who came up with 517 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,580 "the Harvest Festival idea and never came up 518 00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:31,782 "with another idea again? 519 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:32,749 "What happened to her? What was her name? 520 00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:33,950 "Kim? Anyway, who cares? 521 00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:35,585 "She's stupid, and she's dead now." 522 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:36,753 For the first time ever, 523 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:38,188 the Parks Department has real momentum, 524 00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:39,656 and I'm gonna ruin it for everybody. 525 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,758 You've done more for this group of people 526 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:43,326 than anyone else. 527 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,962 You're the only reason we all still have jobs. 528 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,514 I think we'll be okay. 529 00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,165 Yeah, okay, well, I would love to chit-chat about this, 530 00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:50,500 but I need to keep working, okay? 531 00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,769 And keep pushing so that my breakthrough will happen, 532 00:18:52,837 --> 00:18:55,272 and I will be ready for it. 533 00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:56,506 You know what? 534 00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:59,309 I just had an idea for a new project. 535 00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:01,144 - Really? - Yes. 536 00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:03,680 Yes, I think... I think this could be really good. 537 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:04,948 What is it? 538 00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:05,949 Come with me. 539 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,617 Right through here. 540 00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:08,652 Wait, what's happening? 541 00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:10,620 Aah! Ron! 542 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,389 Ron, what are you doing? 543 00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:13,740 This is my idea. 544 00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:16,159 You're gonna shut your brain down and go to sleep, 545 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:17,661 and I'm gonna stay out here and guard the door 546 00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:19,729 - so you can't leave. - No! Ron! 547 00:19:19,797 --> 00:19:21,031 You've been thinking about work 548 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:22,666 non-stop for years! 549 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:23,867 It's time to rest! 550 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,552 All my binders are downstairs! 551 00:19:25,636 --> 00:19:26,703 Shh! 552 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,105 All due respect, Ms. Clack, 553 00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,539 stick a german muffin in it. 554 00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,641 Fair enough. I'm just gonna go to bed. 555 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:33,743 Just call it a night. 556 00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:35,212 I already checked, Leslie. 557 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,813 The transom is painted shut. 558 00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:39,349 Damn it! 559 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:42,052 Oh, my God, there's, like, 50 cats in here. 560 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,525 Where's Leslie? 561 00:19:48,593 --> 00:19:50,193 Not 100% sure. 562 00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:51,745 Should we reschedule or... 563 00:19:51,829 --> 00:19:53,330 nope, she'll be here. 564 00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:54,331 Good morning! 565 00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:56,166 So I just slept seven hours, 566 00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:58,034 which is twice as long as I usually sleep, 567 00:19:58,102 --> 00:19:59,503 so I'm a little disoriented. 568 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,605 But I did wake up with a million ideas, 569 00:20:01,672 --> 00:20:03,256 and Ron would not let me have any paper, 570 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:05,575 so I had to write them down on this doily. 571 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:08,011 We should buy a telescope and make the old ranger station 572 00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:09,779 in Ramsett Park an Observatory. 573 00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:10,881 That way, we could sell tickets 574 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:11,948 and have class trips. 575 00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,183 - I like it! We'll... - Good! 576 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,267 Then have theme night at the Park. 577 00:20:14,352 --> 00:20:16,419 We could have singles, um, date night, 578 00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:19,523 uh, seniors, and we could have a citywide yard sale, 579 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,858 which would be part auction, part Antiques Road Show. 580 00:20:21,926 --> 00:20:23,093 And then we could have 581 00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:24,528 the professors from the Community College 582 00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:25,929 come in and assign value to the objects. 583 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,564 And then we could split the profits for the school. 584 00:20:27,632 --> 00:20:28,565 It'd be a lot of fun. 585 00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:29,566 I'll see you boys later. 586 00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:30,934 Bye, Ron! 587 00:20:31,002 --> 00:20:32,736 They say you're only as good as your last idea. 588 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:35,472 I say you're only as good as the people you work with. 589 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,407 Leslie Knope is back. 590 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,575 Ha ha! 591 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,877 Oh, my God, my breath is so bad. 592 00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:54,806 ♪ ♪ 593 00:20:56,870 --> 00:21:06,870 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 594 00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:12,261 Yeah, she died, like, 20 minutes after that.