1 00:00:01,730 --> 00:00:04,320 Okay, guys. 2 00:00:01,730 --> 00:00:04,320 The Battle Royale 3 00:00:01,730 --> 00:00:04,320 is coming up. 4 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,530 Every department in one room, 5 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,530 arguing for more money. 6 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:09,960 Budgetary Thunderdome. 7 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,400 So, uh, make lists of why 8 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,400 other departments suck, 9 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,300 and I'm going to go 10 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,300 get the secret weapon. 11 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:18,100 Our secret weapon in 12 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:18,100 this budgetary battle? 13 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,410 Ron. 14 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,670 Every time another department 15 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,670 asks for more money, 16 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:25,270 he just stares them down 17 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:25,270 until they back off and, 18 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:25,270 or, wet themselves. 19 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,350 Hey! Who's ready to get... 20 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,580 What are you doing? 21 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,320 Tammy One showed up. 22 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,450 I'm being audited 23 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,450 by the IRS. 24 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,120 No. Your worst nightmare. 25 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,820 You know what? Screw this. 26 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,300 First of all, 27 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,300 income tax is illegal. 28 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,840 Second, Tammy is 29 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,840 a psychological mastermind. 30 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,930 This is just another way 31 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,930 for her to put her hand 32 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,930 up my keister 33 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,600 and control me like a puppet. 34 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,710 I'd rather be locked up. 35 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:58,680 Ron, this is 36 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:58,680 a federal tax audit. 37 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:58,680 You could go to jail. 38 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,740 Jail, Ron. Ron, jail. 39 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,740 Jail, Ron. Jail. 40 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,660 You could go to jail. 41 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,660 Jail. Jail. Jail. 42 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Are you broken? 43 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Andy! April! 44 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,030 What's up, boss? 45 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,030 Stop yelling and 46 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,030 being annoying. 47 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,890 Grab your calculators, 48 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,890 settle in. 49 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,870 Operation Rescue Ron 50 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,870 is starting. 51 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,030 Don't worry. I will think 52 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,030 of a better name for it 53 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,030 by tomorrow. 54 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,700 Here you go. 55 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,700 Calculator. 56 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,020 Hey! Ben! 57 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,020 Hey, man. 58 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:44,150 Hey, thanks for 59 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:44,150 texting me to hang out. 60 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,520 I really felt 61 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,520 like we'd developed 62 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,520 a cool friendship, and it... 63 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,860 Anyway, it was just nice 64 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,860 to have that validated. 65 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:49,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 66 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:49,920 yeah, yeah. 67 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,940 Look. We've got some documents 68 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,940 over at Entertainment 720 69 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,440 that seem really complicated. 70 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:56,130 And I thought maybe you could 71 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:56,130 take a look at them, 72 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:59,610 because nerd stuff 73 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:59,610 probably really excites you. 74 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,400 Because you're a nerd. 75 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,640 No, of course. Yeah, no. 76 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,640 I'll just put on 77 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,640 my Star Wars pajamas 78 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,080 and sit in my mom's basement 79 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,080 and pore over 80 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,080 some spreadsheets. 81 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:09,140 That sounds great. 82 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:09,140 Yeah. What have you got? 83 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:11,950 Something called 84 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:11,950 "break even analysis tables"? 85 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,360 Oh, break evens? 86 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,360 Those are really fun. 87 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,360 Yeah, sure, I'll take a look. 88 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:16,220 Let's hit it. 89 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:16,220 What do you... 90 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,090 Right now? I have work. 91 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:21,220 And I thought I had a friend. 92 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,620 All right. 93 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,760 It's almost too easy. 94 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,960 I can hear you. 95 00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:29,670 I know you can, Ben. 96 00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:29,670 That's how easy it is. 97 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:33,040 So, we need to find proof 98 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:33,040 of every tax deduction 99 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:35,010 I've taken 100 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:35,010 in the last five years. 101 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,050 Ron, most of these 102 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,050 aren't even receipts. 103 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,180 This one says, 104 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,180 "I bought supplies 2007." 105 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,950 You won't find 106 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,950 any bank statements, either. 107 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:44,490 I've heavily invested in gold, 108 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,460 which I've buried 109 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,460 in several different 110 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,460 locations around Pawnee. 111 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,120 Or have I? 112 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,890 What's this? 113 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,890 Some kind of lame drug deal? 114 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,560 That is 115 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,560 a gentleman's agreement. 116 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,460 I made that man 117 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,460 a dining room table 118 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:59,830 in exchange for 119 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:59,830 60 feet of copper pipe 120 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:59,830 and a half pig. 121 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,740 Well, looks like we have 122 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,740 some actual receipts here. 123 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:06,270 Same amount every month. 124 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:06,270 140 bucks. What's this? 125 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:09,970 Every 30 days, 126 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:09,970 I buy shotgun shells 127 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:09,970 and cigarettes, 128 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,410 and send them home to my mom. 129 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:15,280 That's so sweet. 130 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:15,280 Your mom sounds kickass. 131 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:17,720 My first ex-wife's name 132 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:17,720 is Tammy. 133 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:21,250 My second ex-wife's name 134 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:21,250 is Tammy. 135 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:24,230 My mom's name is Tamara. 136 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:27,730 She goes by Tammy. 137 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:30,900 You can prevent 138 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:30,900 adult-onset diabetes 139 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,600 by getting an annual check-up, 140 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,710 exercising, praying... 141 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:37,870 Okay. 142 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,930 Who is that guy? 143 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,880 That is Walt Morphling. 144 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,880 He was the Director 145 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,880 of Public Health, 146 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,580 but he had to retire at 46 147 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,580 because he had diabetes. 148 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,850 That is sad, but also, 149 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,850 in this town, understandable. 150 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,520 I would like 151 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,520 to shoot a new PSA. 152 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:52,490 And I think it would 153 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:52,490 be good to get someone 154 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:52,490 who's healthy and telegenic, 155 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,420 and I thought that 156 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,420 you would be perfect. 157 00:03:56,690 --> 00:04:00,360 Ann Perkins. I am flattered. 158 00:03:56,690 --> 00:04:00,360 And I will do it. 159 00:03:56,690 --> 00:04:00,360 Is there a script, yet? 160 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,000 Uh, no, because you 161 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,000 just approved the idea, 162 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,000 like, three seconds ago. 163 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,370 I would like you 164 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,370 to write me a script 165 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,370 and get it to me in an hour. 166 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,570 And we should start 167 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,570 thinking about wardrobe. 168 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,240 Casual? Formal? 169 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,240 Semi-formal? Sporty? 170 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:14,610 Scary? Posh? Baby? 171 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:14,610 Those are the Spice Girls. 172 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,110 I just got caught up 173 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,110 in my own thoughts. 174 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,110 I'm very excited about this. 175 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,110 In terms of shirts, 176 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,110 I can wear white... 177 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,240 Welcome to paradise, my man. 178 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,150 We can chill 179 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,150 over there by the bar. 180 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,380 We've also got basketball, 181 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,380 at any time you want, 182 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,320 with Roy Hibbert 183 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,320 and Detlef Schrempf. 184 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,720 Oh, my God. 185 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,720 That's an actual NBA player. 186 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:31,120 He plays for the Pacers. 187 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,220 NBA's on strike, 188 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,560 so we got him for only, 189 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,560 like, 75% of his 190 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,560 original NBA salary. 191 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,160 What up, Roy? 192 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,600 This is all you want me to do? 193 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,600 Play one-on-one with Detlef? 194 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,900 Yes. And keep your mouth shut. 195 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,580 Jean-Ralphio. 196 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,580 Take me there. 197 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,100 Oh! 198 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,010 Boom! 199 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:51,210 Who are you? 200 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,110 Uh... 201 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,110 This is Ben. He's here 202 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,110 to help us with the paperwork. 203 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,710 Ben. Is that 204 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,710 your real name? 205 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,710 Yes. 206 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:55,850 Oh, you could do 207 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:55,850 better than that. 208 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,250 I'm going to 209 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,250 help you out right now. 210 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,250 Your name is Angelo. 211 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,520 Angelo, thank you 212 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,520 so much for coming out. 213 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,520 Get a thicker tie. 214 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,720 It looks weird on you. 215 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,720 Makes your head 216 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,720 look like a fish. 217 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:04,920 Secondly, I don't know 218 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:04,920 where the paperwork is, 219 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,860 but when you find it, 220 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,860 can you take care 221 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,860 of it for us? 222 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,490 We don't have any pens 223 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,490 'cause we're afraid it's 224 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,490 gonna leak on our shirts. 225 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,800 Lastly, I hate 226 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,800 the name Angelo. 227 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,060 I'm gonna switch 228 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,060 it up for you right now. 229 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,870 Your new nickname is 230 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,210 Jell-O Shot. 231 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,210 What do you think 232 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,210 about that, "J-Shot"? 233 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,540 Do we have questions? 234 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,540 Yeah. 235 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,140 Where are we? 236 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,650 All right, Ben. 237 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,650 If you need anything, 238 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,650 one of these models 239 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,150 that we pay 240 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,150 to hang around here 241 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,150 will grab it for you. 242 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,410 In the meantime, 243 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,410 we're going to be 244 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,410 playing video games 245 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:29,580 and tweeting our high scores. 246 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:31,680 Hit it! 247 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:31,680 Um... 248 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,190 Hi. Are you the receptionist? 249 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,190 I guess. I don't really know. 250 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:40,360 If you don't mind me asking, 251 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:40,360 how much are they paying you? 252 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,690 A hundred thousand 253 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,690 dollars a year 254 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,690 with full medical. 255 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:49,770 I mean, I would guess 256 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:49,770 they'll be bankrupt 257 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:49,770 by the end of this sentence. 258 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:53,470 No, thank you. 259 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,380 Is this true? 260 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,380 You only spent $40 on clothes 261 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,380 in the past five years? 262 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,080 Sounds about right. 263 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,480 How did you meet Tammy One? 264 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,390 Technically, I've known 265 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,390 her since I was born. 266 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,480 She was a candy striper 267 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,480 at the hospital. 268 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,550 She helped deliver me. 269 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,760 Oh, my God! 270 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,760 Oh, my God. 271 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,460 I grew up in 272 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,460 a very small town. 273 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:15,060 Six hundred people. 274 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:15,060 Everybody knew everybody else. 275 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:17,260 We first took up 276 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:17,260 together when I was 15. 277 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,660 Awesome. 278 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,660 Oh, my God. 279 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:19,900 It was a little scandalous, 280 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:23,170 but everyone feared her, 281 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:23,170 so they kept 282 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:23,170 their mouths shut. 283 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,830 I don't even know her, 284 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,830 but she's my hero. 285 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,580 Oh, she's no hero, April. 286 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,050 She's a hellacious nightmare. 287 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,770 She did, however, 288 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,770 teach me everything I know. 289 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,880 Sunday school, sex. 290 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:37,580 She was my math teacher 291 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:37,580 in middle school 292 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:37,580 and my babysitter, 293 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,820 and she taught drivers ed. 294 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,150 I... 295 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,930 Hello. I don't believe 296 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,930 we've met. 297 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,160 I am Leslie Knope, Deputy... 298 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:50,170 I don't think it will be 299 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:50,170 necessary for you to 300 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:50,170 speak again while I'm here. 301 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,860 Why do I only 302 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,860 date brunettes? 303 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:59,810 You know, sometimes, 304 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:59,810 you eat chicken 305 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:59,810 and you get food poisoning, 306 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,210 and then even the sight 307 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,210 of chicken makes you sick? 308 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,580 Tammy One is 309 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,580 my blonde chicken. 310 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,310 Good God, Ronald. 311 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:11,080 This is a much bigger mess 312 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:11,080 than I imagined. 313 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,420 You'll take 314 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,420 a week off from work. 315 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,390 We'll do a complete overhaul 316 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,390 of your finances. 317 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,790 I'll need access 318 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,790 to all of your accounts. 319 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,060 And your home. 320 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,730 Is that necessary? 321 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,130 Oh, are we playing a game 322 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,760 where everyone says 323 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,760 something stupid? 324 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:29,010 You. What is your name? 325 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:31,440 Tim. Tim Buckanowski. 326 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:32,930 Really? 327 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,570 No. Andy Dwyer. 328 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:37,840 Andy, you're going 329 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:37,840 to collect all of this 330 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,580 and you're going 331 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,580 to put it in my car. 332 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:42,010 Miss Knope. 333 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:42,010 Yes. 334 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,390 You're going to go to 335 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,390 payroll and get copies 336 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,690 of Ronald's workplace 337 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,690 expense reports. 338 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,890 I'm just wondering 339 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,890 how long that's going to take, 340 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,490 because Ron and I have 341 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,490 a very important 342 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,490 meeting together. 343 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,830 It's called the Battle Royale. 344 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,830 It's super fun. Where all... 345 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,670 Oh. You and Ron have 346 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,670 a big meeting, huh? 347 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,330 I'm sure Ron will remember 348 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,330 the meeting fondly 349 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:05,370 while he makes toilet wine 350 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:05,370 in a federal prison 351 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:05,370 in Terre Haute. 352 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:10,870 I'll head down to payroll. 353 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:13,610 Now. You're not 354 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:13,610 getting any younger. 355 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:14,910 Yes, ma'am. 356 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,790 She's the cold, 357 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:22,260 distant mother I never had. 358 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,650 I love her. 359 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:32,070 Good morning, everyone. 360 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,760 Good morning, sir. 361 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,760 How can I help you? 362 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,610 Ron. Your mustache fell off. 363 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,080 Leslie, you goofball. 364 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:44,050 Tammy pointed out that 365 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:44,050 my face looked better 366 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:44,050 without any hair on it. 367 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,680 And it did collect 368 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,680 a lot of food crumbs, 369 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,680 which is very unsanitary. 370 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:48,840 What? 371 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,360 Hey, Jer. Hump day, 372 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,360 am I right, buddy? 373 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,910 What? 374 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,420 What is going on? 375 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,420 Where's Tammy One? 376 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,020 She moved in with me. 377 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,020 She's really helping me out. 378 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,330 Yesterday, she converted 379 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,330 my bank account 380 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,060 into a joint 381 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,060 bank account with her. 382 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,500 Oh. That's great. 383 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,500 And how is that going to help? 384 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,930 Not sure. 385 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,930 When she explains it, 386 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,930 it makes total sense. 387 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,070 It is so nice 388 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,070 having her around. 389 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,370 Here's something neat. 390 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,840 Tammy's got me 391 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,840 taking baby aspirin 392 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,280 to lower my risk 393 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,280 of heart disease. 394 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:21,620 Science is a miracle. 395 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:21,620 Any-hoo, back 396 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:21,620 to the old grindstone. 397 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,680 These emails aren't 398 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,680 going to send themselves. 399 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:30,190 Diabetes can't be cured, 400 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:30,190 but it can be prevented. 401 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:34,860 Make a choice, make a change, 402 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:34,860 and together, 403 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:34,860 we can make a difference. 404 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:37,100 What do you think? 405 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:37,100 Any notes? 406 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:40,570 Great. Just as good, 407 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:40,570 if not exactly the same, 408 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:40,570 as the last one. 409 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:42,930 In that last one, 410 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:42,930 I left a nanosecond of a pause 411 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,940 between the words 412 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,940 "together" and "we". 413 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,210 It felt much better, 414 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,210 but I'd love 415 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,210 to try another one. 416 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,340 I really think we've got it. 417 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:52,580 Ann, this is important to me 418 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:52,580 'cause it's important to you. 419 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,120 I mean, you spent 420 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,120 a lot of time and energy 421 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,120 on writing this. 422 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,380 Not really. 423 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:57,950 So, it needs to be perfect. 424 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,620 So, let's do one more, 425 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,620 then five more, 426 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,620 then 20 in a row. 427 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:04,020 Hey! Look who it is! 428 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,150 Hey, hey! 429 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,700 Tom. Jean-Ralphio. 430 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:09,930 Professional 431 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:09,930 basketball players. 432 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,300 'Sup, Jell-O Shot? 433 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:15,100 Can I ask you guys a question? 434 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:15,100 How exactly are 435 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:15,100 you making money? 436 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,200 Do you want to know 437 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,200 how we make money? 438 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,500 Do you want to know 439 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,500 how we make money? 440 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,700 By literally printing 441 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,700 our own money. 442 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,870 We bought a printing press. 443 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:26,040 This prints bills 444 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:26,040 with our faces 445 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:26,040 and the E 720 logo on them. 446 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,610 We promote the company 447 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,610 by going to clubs 448 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,590 and tossing the bills 449 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,590 in the air and screaming... 450 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,780 Free money! 451 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,380 Okay. You can't just 452 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,380 print your own money. 453 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,390 Uh... 454 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,390 This has to stop, 455 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,330 right now. 456 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,040 Aw! 457 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,400 What's the deal, baby? 458 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,460 One second, 459 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,460 you hit the party switch 460 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,740 and the next second, 461 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,740 you're all business. 462 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,440 I need to see 463 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,440 all of your books. 464 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:56,480 You got it, baby. 465 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:56,480 Baby! Get him the books. 466 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,450 Oh, Snapple. 467 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,450 Are we calling 468 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,450 everybody "baby" now? 469 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,420 Because honestly, I love that. 470 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,250 Are we saying "Snapple" 471 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,250 anytime we think 472 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,250 something's dope? 473 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,720 'Cause I love that, baby. 474 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,660 Do you know what I love? 475 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,710 Jell-O Shot! 476 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:18,500 Jell-O Shot! Jell-O Shot! 477 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,030 Thank you. 478 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,030 We're here 479 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,030 to serve you, friend. 480 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:23,540 I hope the rest of 481 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:23,540 your day is cool beans. 482 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:26,480 Ron. What is this 483 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:26,480 memo you sent to me? 484 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,170 You're not going to 485 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,170 the Battle Royale? 486 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,680 I have decided not 487 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,680 to attend this year. 488 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:34,050 Okay. First of all, 489 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:34,050 it's disturbing that 490 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:34,050 you wrote a memo at all. 491 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,920 But you love arguing 492 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,920 against government spending. 493 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,080 Why do you not 494 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,080 want to do it now? 495 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,390 Leslie, please. 496 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,390 The government knows 497 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,390 what it's doing. 498 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,760 I am confident that I... 499 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,890 Ouchie. 500 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,890 You and I are going to lunch. 501 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,090 We have to talk. 502 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,100 Let me just call Tammy first 503 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,100 and get permission. 504 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:51,660 Oh, come on. 505 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:57,570 Tammy, I was wondering 506 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:57,570 if I could go to 507 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:57,570 lunch with Leslie? 508 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,540 Terrific. Bye. 509 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,770 She says I can't go. 510 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,820 You're going to lunch with me. 511 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,820 I say you can go. 512 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,510 Oh, gosh. 513 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,680 I'm really in a pickle now. 514 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:09,950 Oh, my God. 515 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,750 When Ron falls for Tammy Two 516 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,750 he turns into 517 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,750 a demonic sex maniac. 518 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,730 But this? Neutered wimp? 519 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,730 This is worse. 520 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,230 Operation Golden Dove 521 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,230 is in trouble. 522 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,690 Ron, there are some things 523 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,690 I want to speak to you about, 524 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,290 but I'm not quite sure 525 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,290 how to phrase them. 526 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,840 Just blurt them 527 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,840 right out, Leslie. 528 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:28,670 Anything you say will 529 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:28,670 stay between you and me. 530 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,000 Right, my love? 531 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,910 Stop fidgeting. 532 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,910 Sorry. 533 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:34,040 I was hoping to speak 534 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:34,040 with Ron alone. 535 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,440 He wants me here. 536 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,440 He invited me. 537 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,050 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 538 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,640 Don't worry, Leslie. 539 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,640 Tammy's totally cool. 540 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,420 Oh. Okay. Then, 541 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,420 I'll say it to her. 542 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,120 You're evil 543 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,120 and you need to go. 544 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,850 Leslie, you are a panic. 545 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,160 Tammy, may I 546 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,160 use the restroom? 547 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,060 Remember to wash your hands. 548 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,430 Okay. You know what? 549 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,430 Let's cut the crap. 550 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,170 Is this audit even real? 551 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:03,600 In a sense, yes. 552 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,970 But in another, truer sense, 553 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,970 no, it is not. 554 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,940 I want Ronald back. 555 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,810 But I had to learn 556 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,810 about his finances 557 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,370 to make sure my future 558 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,370 was protected. 559 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,310 I'm impressed. 560 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,310 He's acquired 561 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,310 quite a bit of gold. 562 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,490 You gold digger. 563 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,790 You are literally 564 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,790 a gold digger. 565 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:28,260 The thing I love about Tammy 566 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:28,260 is she calls me on my crap. 567 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:30,320 Every guy needs that. 568 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,410 Okay. If you want 569 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,410 this company to survive, 570 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,070 you immediately 571 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,070 need to downsize. 572 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:41,110 I mean, you don't need 573 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:41,110 this airplane hangar. 574 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,980 Um, I think we do. 575 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,980 And two, 576 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,110 you have to keep 577 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,110 detailed financial records. 578 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,050 Thank you. I've been 579 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,050 trying to tell them that. 580 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,350 Waste of time. 581 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,790 They wouldn't know 582 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,790 a Non-Employee 583 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,590 Tax-Reportable 584 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,590 Expenditure Request 585 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,420 if it bit them in the ass. 586 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:57,420 Hey, guys. 587 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:57,420 Which two people here 588 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:57,420 started their own company? 589 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,730 'Cause I'm pretty sure 590 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,730 it wasn't you two bozos. 591 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,090 Hey. 592 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,820 Look, you guys can swagger 593 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,820 around all you want, 594 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,800 but businesses 595 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,800 need revenue. Okay? 596 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,500 Unless you start working 597 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,500 on an actual plan, 598 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,540 you're dead in a month. 599 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,540 That's a fact. 600 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,310 Ben, thanks for your time. 601 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:16,510 But with all due respect, 602 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:16,510 as far as business 603 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:16,510 decisions go, 604 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,070 I think we know 605 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,070 what we're doing. 606 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,120 Don't forget to grab 607 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,120 a free iPad on your way out. 608 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:22,920 He didn't even grab one. 609 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,950 Diabetes! Fight it! 610 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,850 Not quite, 611 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,850 but I like the energy. 612 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,850 Are we still rolling? 613 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,520 Yep. 614 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:31,920 Diabetes! 615 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:31,920 Okay. 616 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,260 Let's... Can we take a break? 617 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,890 I think that's a great idea. 618 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,890 I think we almost have it, 619 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:38,200 and I am very excited 620 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:38,200 at that prospect. 621 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:42,040 I'll cancel 622 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:42,040 my 4:00 and my 5:00 623 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:42,040 and my 6:00 appointments. 624 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:45,740 I cannot believe I dated him. 625 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:45,740 For a long time. 626 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,640 And he broke up with me. 627 00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:51,150 Fat equals splat. 628 00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:51,150 As in, "you're dead." 629 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,510 Is there something there? 630 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,280 No, that sucked. 631 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,280 But there's something there. 632 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,820 I'm feeling it. 633 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,820 Let's go right away. 634 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:58,360 It's magic time. 635 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:58,360 From the top, everybody. 636 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,820 There's no one else here. 637 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:03,090 Basically, we're being 638 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:03,090 attacked by Godzilla. 639 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,990 And to beat Godzilla, 640 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,990 we need Mothra. 641 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,830 No offense. 642 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,830 None taken. 643 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,960 I'm very flattered. 644 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,490 Who's this? Who's this 645 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,490 tall drink of water? 646 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,070 Andy. 647 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,070 Hey, Andy. 648 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,730 How's it hanging? 649 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,730 Listen. 650 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,300 We need to break 651 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,300 Ron from her spell. 652 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,970 Can't you just 653 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,970 move your butt around 654 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,950 or wear a dress 655 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,950 made out of meat? 656 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:27,180 Well, I could do all of 657 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:27,180 those things and have, 658 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:27,180 but that bitch is crazy. 659 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,950 When Ron left her 660 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,950 and we got together, 661 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,120 she threw acid on my foot. 662 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,420 Ew! 663 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,420 Could we take a peek at it? 664 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,360 Listen. Tammy One was 665 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,360 my Sunday school teacher, too. 666 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,700 She can pinpoint 667 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,700 your weaknesses, 668 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,700 and then destroy you 669 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,700 with just one word. 670 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,190 And a jar of acid. 671 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,500 Oh, my God. 672 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,010 I think I have an idea 673 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,010 that could save Ron. 674 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,630 Andy. 675 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,630 Don't joke around. 676 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,180 I have ideas, too. 677 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,700 You were right to come get me. 678 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,220 My son, Ronny, 679 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,220 always had a weakness 680 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,220 for those ladies. 681 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,510 Oh, wow. Is this Ron? 682 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,250 Yep. At the age of five. 683 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,380 He's standing next to 684 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,380 the first chair he ever built. 685 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,580 Oh, my God! 686 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,430 There's a room 687 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,430 full of just guns. 688 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,690 Why do you have so many guns? 689 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,200 This is America, isn't it? 690 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,560 Yes. 691 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,540 Then, I don't have 692 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,540 to answer stupid questions 693 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,500 while standing 694 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,500 on my own property. 695 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,630 Let's go. 696 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,370 Okay, well, that's 697 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,370 definitely Ron's mom. 698 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,640 Tammy. 699 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,320 Tammy. 700 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,320 Ronnie. 701 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,750 What's going on? 702 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,580 Welcome to the Battle Royale. 703 00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:37,380 Right here. Right now. 704 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:41,550 Operation Soaring Falcon 705 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:41,550 is in its final stages. 706 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,960 It's time to settle this. 707 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,420 Ah! 708 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,800 An old-fashioned 709 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,800 prairie drink-off. 710 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,430 Oh, what's in that jug? 711 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,430 It smells like jet fuel. 712 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,470 That's Swanson Family 713 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,470 Mash Liquor. 714 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:59,340 Made from the finest corn 715 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:59,340 ever grown on American soil. 716 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:03,070 Its only legal use 717 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:03,070 is to strip varnish 718 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:03,070 off of speedboats. 719 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,280 If you win, he's all yours. 720 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,340 And if I win, 721 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,340 I bring him back 722 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,340 to the farm for good. 723 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,420 Wait. What? 724 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,420 That wasn't the deal. 725 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,050 Pour it. I'm thirsty. 726 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,710 Pour me one, too, then. 727 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,710 Let me in here. 728 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:17,750 I'm going to join you. 729 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:17,750 And if I win, 730 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:17,750 Ron stays here with us. 731 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,260 Leslie, no. 732 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,260 Don't drink that. 733 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,900 We use it to burn 734 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,900 warts off of the mules. 735 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,070 Poison! 736 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,140 Ugh! 737 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,310 I made a mistake. 738 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,710 I made a mistake. 739 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,210 Diabetes. 740 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,120 How were we together 741 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,120 for five months? 742 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,320 Well, you know, it's possible 743 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,320 you could just date a guy 744 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,550 because of where you are 745 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,550 in your life emotionally. 746 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,960 I mean, I suppose 747 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,960 you're right, John. 748 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,190 Ann Perkins. 749 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,560 I hate to say this, 750 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,560 but I have a stain 751 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,560 on my shirt. 752 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,390 Which means that everything 753 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,390 we've shot so far is unusable. 754 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:59,870 But let's use this 755 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:59,870 as an opportunity 756 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:59,870 to revisit the script. 757 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,670 Delivery guy. 758 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,670 Hey. 759 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:02,730 Diabetes! 760 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,900 Had enough? 761 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,910 Of this watered-down 762 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,910 baby formula? 763 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,110 Not even close. 764 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,980 Not even close. 765 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,350 Marvin clonse. 766 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,240 Glenn Close. 767 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,180 Leslie, you don't 768 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,180 have to do this. 769 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,150 Shh! Go to bed, Jimmy. 770 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,880 Blech! 771 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,090 I can't feel my face. 772 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,090 My face is numb. 773 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:35,870 What is that? 774 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,040 And together, we can 775 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,040 make a difference. 776 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,370 That's it. 777 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,370 I think we've got it. 778 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,450 Do you think we got it? 779 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,450 Yes. 780 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,180 Yeah. We have it. 781 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,180 We had it seven hours ago. 782 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,750 Oh, Ann, I know that 783 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,750 I can be intense, 784 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,550 but I'm only trying to be 785 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,550 the best me that I can be. 786 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,920 I want to thank you 787 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,920 for this opportunity. 788 00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,190 And your patience. 789 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,350 And your intelligence and... 790 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,190 Your insight. 791 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,230 You really are 792 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,230 an amazing human being. 793 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:03,970 Thank you. 794 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,770 Oh, right. 795 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,770 That's why I dated him. 796 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,600 Hey. 797 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,200 I wanted to apologize. 798 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,340 Uh, we brought in 799 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,340 five accountants 800 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,340 to look at E 720, 801 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,040 and they all said 802 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,040 the same thing you did. 803 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,140 If we don't start 804 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,140 making changes, 805 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,210 we're going to 806 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,210 lose the company. 807 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,450 Okay. Well, first thing 808 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,450 you need to do? 809 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,180 Get rid of four of 810 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,180 those accountants. 811 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,920 You don't need 812 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,920 five accountants. 813 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,460 Again, good advice. 814 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,120 Here. 815 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,890 Okay. You really... 816 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,890 You need to stop 817 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,890 giving these away like candy. 818 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,300 I bought that one personally. 819 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,300 As a thank-you. 820 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,260 It's an iPad. 821 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,400 Everybody prance, now 822 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,670 Prance, prance, prance, 823 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,670 prance, prance 824 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,040 She's had enough. 825 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,040 Call it off. 826 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,980 That's not how it works. 827 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,980 She's out. 828 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,340 Wait. I'm subbing in. 829 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,850 April, no. 830 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,850 That stuff will melt 831 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,850 the shell off a garden snail. 832 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,750 Whatever. I'm Puerto Rican. 833 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,750 I can handle it. 834 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,990 Oh, my God. 835 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,860 Okay. This ends now. 836 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,470 Ah. 837 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,340 Mom? 838 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:27,250 You're going back 839 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:27,250 to the farm. And you? 840 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:27,250 Hmm? 841 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,720 You're going back to hell. 842 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,190 Fine. I got what 843 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,190 I came for, anyway. 844 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,850 I found your 845 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,850 underground safe. 846 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,850 I stole half your gold. 847 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,990 That's decoy gold. 848 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,690 You think I'd leave 849 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,690 my gold in a locked safe 850 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,690 buried underground, 851 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,790 where anyone could find it? 852 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,230 You don't know me at all. 853 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,390 Yes, I do. I knew you 854 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,390 the minute you were born. 855 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,060 I intend to be there 856 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,060 the minute you die. 857 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,340 Ron, your family is weird. 858 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:58,710 Literally, there's someone 859 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:58,710 reading a magazine 860 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,480 and someone 861 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,480 applying nail polish. 862 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:01,980 What's... What is she doing? 863 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,650 She's just playing 864 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,650 with an iPad. 865 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,120 Tom told me 866 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,120 that chair was $27,000. 867 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,320 That chair, that has a roof. 868 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,690 There's someone over there 869 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,690 in a deep sleep. 870 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,030 She's probably being paid 871 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,030 upwards of $100,000 a year. 872 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,200 There's this video of a boat. 873 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,040 Look at that thing. 874 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,040 What is that? 875 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,300 What are you supposed to do 876 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,300 with that thing?