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- Oh, God.
- Hey, Boo-boo bear.
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What did you
just call me?
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- Boo-boo bear.
- Oh.
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It's one of several nicknames
I made up for you,
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and you can choose which one
you like best,
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'cause I want this
to be a give and take.
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Okay, we went out once,
and nothing happened.
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There is no "this."
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We have "cookie tush"...
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Wow, just
right out the gate.
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"Winnie the boo,"
"Lady presh-presh,"
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"Ann-Berry sauce,"
"Annie get your boo,"
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"Tommy's girl,"
"Annie banannie--"
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Hey!
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All right,
let's do this.
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What are you doing?
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Is this not
one of those?
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I might have misread the vibe.
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Oh, my God, dude, you have
to be cooler about this.
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Look, I told Leslie
because she's my best friend,
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but if anybody finds out
about this
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and they start jabbering,
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it's gonna make it
really hard to know
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if this is
actually anything,
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so just keep it
on the DL, okay?
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I feel like
you're embarrassed by me.
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That is accurate.
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Can I at least change
my Facebook status
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to "In a relationship"?
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Definitely not.
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"It's complicated"?
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Whatever.
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Am I in a relationship?
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It's complicated.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Chief Trumple,
nice to see you.
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- Hi,
- Hey, Knope. Wyatt.
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Been a long time, eh, cap'n?
Or Captain.
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"Oh, Captain,
my Captain!"
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From Dead Poets' Society.
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and I'm trying to get
his endorsement before he goes.
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I'm really nervous because
I need this for my campaign.
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And Ben is really nervous
because he is afraid of cops.
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I'm not afraid of cops.
I have no reason to be.
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I never break any laws, ever...
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Because I'm deathly afraid
of cops.
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Look, Knope,
I've always liked you.
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But the Newports
run this town.
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And frankly,
they've donated
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a lot of money
to the department.
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Mo' money, mo' problems,
that's what I always say.
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How about "mo' money,
more protective kevlar vests"
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- that save lives"?
- I-I...
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Sometimes
I say that, too.
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I understand
you need to think about it,
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but if you were going to make
a decision--
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The guys are throwing me
a little retirement thing
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tonight at O'Flynnigans.
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There's gonna be beer.
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So why don't you swing by?
I'll give you an answer.
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Weirdo can come, too.
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- All right.
- Let's go.
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- Oh, hey, uh, may I say...
- Don't.
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- That the boys in blue...
- Stop.
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are heroes?
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Obviously some
more than others.
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Oh, boy,
here it comes.
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9/11.
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- And we're walking.
- Okay.
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Listen up, people.
This is very serious.
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Jerry, if you're eating,
you're not listening.
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Thanks, babe. I don't know
how many of you have heard,
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but there's a flesh-eating virus
going around.
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Yeah.
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It's called "music,"
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and there's only one way
to get a vaccine,
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and that is to play it.
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To play the--
you get an injection--
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Just say
your piece, son.
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I have finished writing
Leslie's campaign anthem.
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It's called Catch Your Dream,
and it's amazing.
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It's kind of like
We Are The World,
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except I actually think
it could have
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a real impact on society.
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Here's the thing--we need
backup singers, and I thought,
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"who better to be backup singers
than Leslie's campaign team?"
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Everyone's got something
they're in charge of
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for Leslie's campaign.
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My job is the song.
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She originally put me
in charge of hot dogs
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at this fund-raising barbecue,
and I dropped them all--
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all of them,
like a thousand,
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so I really want to do
a good job.
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So we're gonna
record this bitch tonight,
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6:00,
Doubletime Studio.
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Doubletime,
you said?
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Little brick building
over on Liondale Road?
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Yeah,
you know the one?
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No.
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You could not keep it together
in there.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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But I'm fine now,
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as long as we get out of here
as quickly as possible
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and never come back.
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Hey, Leslie!
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Oh!
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- Dave.
- Hey.
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- Oh, my God. Wow.
- Hey.
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You look great.
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San Diego sun...
Got me all tanned up.
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So what are you--
oh, sorry.
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Um, Ben, this, uh--
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this is my--
this is Dave Sanderson.
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- Oh, hey.
- Nice to meet you.
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Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope
is a female person
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with whom I was involved.
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We had a romantic--
"romantical" involvement
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until I relocated
to San Diego,
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which is--
that's in California,
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which is southwest of here
by a number of miles.
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So we terminated our involvement
at that time.
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Are you here
for a while?
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No, just tonight,
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for the chief's
retirement thing.
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Oh, yeah, we're going
to that, too, actually,
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but we're gonna go
a little later,
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'cause first,
we're going to have dinner
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at a really nice
new French restaurant.
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Cool. I'm gonna go
to the gas station
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and get
a frozen burrito
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and eat it right there
at that table.
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Well, see you later.
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You should come
to dinner with us.
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Okay.
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I shouldn't have invited him.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, no--
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No, that's okay.
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I mean, I just feel like
it's kind of odd
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for me and him
to hang out with you.
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Honestly, if you want to just
go out with him alone,
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I'd be totally
okay with it.
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No, look,
he's here for one night.
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He's a really great guy,
and he's gonna love you,
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which--bonus--will make
all the other cops love you.
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Dave is a great person, and
he's a great judge of character.
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Tonight he's going
to endorse Ben,
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and Trumple is going
to endorse me.
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Double endorsement.
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Ooh, that sounds like
an Ashley Judd movie.
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Studio's down here.
Let's go.
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Hustle, people,
come on. Jerry...
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Ah.
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That's vandalism.
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I have a problem.
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This happens to be the studio
where a local saxophone legend
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named Duke Silver
records his albums.
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I've heard of him.
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I heard he makes mature women
swoon when he plays.
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From what I've heard
about Duke,
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he's kind of
a private guy.
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He doesn't want
his nosy coworkers
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discussing his music with him
or knowing that he exists.
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So, if you happen to see
any memorabilia laying around,
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kindly and discreetly
discard it.
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- You got it, Duke.
- Don't call me that.
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I dig
your groovy tunes, man.
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Did you hear me?
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I said, "I dig
your groovy tunes, man."
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Yo, Chuck,
we're going to go ahead
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and play and sing
at the same time.
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I want this to have the
electricity of a live concert.
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So we have to play it
perfectly every time?
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No, Burly,
play it "unperfectly."
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You mean imperfectly?
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I mean perfectly.
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- God, that was hot nonsense.
- Yeah.
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Hey, uh, can I have
a sip of that water?
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- Oh, sure.
- Thanks.
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That's sweet.
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The two of you
sharing a nice bottle of--
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- You told them.
- What?
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I asked you
for one thing.
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Fine. I told them
we went on a date.
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- When?
- As soon as I possibly could.
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I texted them
while we were on the date.
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I'm sorry.
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But you are too hot
to hide, Ann.
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This is on you.
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Hey.
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When you two spoon,
who spoons who?
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Ben's doing an amazing job
as campaign manager.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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He's really smart.
You know, a campaign manager
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is only as good
as the campaign person
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that he is managing.
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So I'm trying to say
you're a real smart lady.
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Uh, you can say that again.
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If anything,
I'm holding her back.
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Aw, Ben.
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I said my thing first.
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Actually, that's why we were
at the police station today.
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We're trying to get
Chief Trumple's endorsement.
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Oh, yeah?
Hugh's a buddy of mine.
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I could probably
get him to endorse you.
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Oh, man,
that would be amazing.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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Excuse me.
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
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Uh, you mean
"the whiz palace."
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Leslie calls it that
sometimes.
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I know.
It's kind of cute, right?
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Yeah, that's real cute.
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- So, how is San D--
- I'm still in love with you.
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- What did you just say?
- Nothing.
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I did--nuttin' was said.
Nuttin' was just now--
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Did you just say you were
still in love with me?
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No, I don't think
I said that.
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Dave, why would you
tell me that here and now?
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Because
it's accurate.
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And because
he's not here right now,
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so I thought
this would be a good time.
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Can I just please talk to you
about this for five minutes?
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No, you cannot bring
this up at all
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when my boyfriend is here.
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Okay, we'll get rid of him.
That's a good call.
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No, bad call.
That's not the call.
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Okay, if we leave now
while he's in the whiz palace...
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No, listen to me.
Listen--
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Hey.
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Whizzingham manor.
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It's another funny name
for the bathroom...
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That I thought of.
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♪ Catch your dream ♪
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♪ and shackle it
to your heart. ♪
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- ♪ Catch your--
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Was that a joke?
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Were you joking just now?
Because if so,
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that was hilarious...ly
awful...ly funny
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how bad that was.
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Why don't you take
15 minutes
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and really think
about whether or not
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you want to be
part of this?
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He's a gorgeous genius,
people.
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Don't question his methods.
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Tom, am I to understand
correctly that you are now
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romantically involved
with Ann Perkins?
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Tsk. Oh, are you
about to give me the whole
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"she's a great girl, I need
to treat her right" speech,
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- since you guys used to date?
- No.
250
00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:19,287
But she is,
and you should.
251
00:09:19,338 --> 00:09:23,641
I just had no idea,
and so now I have to...
252
00:09:23,676 --> 00:09:27,145
Adjust.
253
00:09:27,179 --> 00:09:30,214
Tsk.
Okay, great talk.
254
00:09:30,248 --> 00:09:32,316
Uh, how's work
out there, Dave?
255
00:09:32,351 --> 00:09:33,551
Pretty good.
256
00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:37,522
Caught a lot of bad guys,
about six bad guys.
257
00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:38,856
So you're leaving tomorrow?
258
00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:40,591
I'm scheduled
to leave tomorrow
259
00:09:40,609 --> 00:09:43,361
on the 12:15 flight
through Salt Lake City.
260
00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:45,463
Oh, it was so good
to see you.
261
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,965
- But I may be coming back.
- How's that, now?
262
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,868
Well, I'm mainly here
to interview for Trumple's job--
263
00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:52,870
- Police chief.
- Dude, that's amazing.
264
00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:55,823
You should totally be chief.
You could endorse Leslie.
265
00:09:55,874 --> 00:09:57,542
I would definitely
endorse Leslie.
266
00:09:57,576 --> 00:09:58,643
You don't have to.
267
00:09:58,677 --> 00:10:00,995
There's a lot
of good candidates.
268
00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:05,016
I think I'm gonna take
a little--go outside.
269
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:07,151
You look like
I could use some company.
270
00:10:07,186 --> 00:10:08,669
- What?
- What?
271
00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:10,655
Would you like to step outside
with me and catch up?
272
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,006
We have caught up.
273
00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:14,842
We talked about San Diego
and about the six bad guys.
274
00:10:14,893 --> 00:10:15,893
I think we're good.
275
00:10:15,928 --> 00:10:17,128
I could take
a little jaunt with you.
276
00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,147
No,
I don't want that.
277
00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:21,666
Well, I'm already--
I already said I'm gonna go,
278
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,934
so I guess--I'm a man
of my word.
279
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,018
I'm gonna go.
280
00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:26,204
- Take your time.
- Okay, thank you.
281
00:10:26,238 --> 00:10:29,006
Okay, honestly,
how do you think I'm doing?
282
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,675
'Cause I feel like
we're getting along pretty well.
283
00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:31,976
He said
he's still in love with me.
284
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,344
What's that?
285
00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:34,645
While you were
in the bathroom,
286
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,480
he said he was still
in love with me.
287
00:10:36,498 --> 00:10:39,517
Oh, my God.
Leslie, he's a cop.
288
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,253
He's in love with you,
and he has a gun?
289
00:10:42,287 --> 00:10:44,005
- Can you just not freak out?
- I'm not freaking out!
290
00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,189
- Okay.
- I'm not freaking--
291
00:10:45,224 --> 00:10:46,507
Uh...
292
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,826
I know, that's--I know.
293
00:10:48,844 --> 00:10:52,196
Uh, it was raining out,
so I didn't want to get wet.
294
00:10:54,016 --> 00:10:56,868
I got some hot tea
with honey--
295
00:10:56,902 --> 00:10:57,969
good for the voice.
296
00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,503
I recommend you all try it.
297
00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:02,673
Mine's really just a cup
of honey, 'cause tea is gross.
298
00:11:02,691 --> 00:11:04,942
Now, here's the thing--
we're gonna start from scratch.
299
00:11:04,977 --> 00:11:07,061
We're gonna get rid
of this whole sucky vibe.
300
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:08,512
I'm thinking we could--
301
00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:12,150
Whoo! To the man!
302
00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:15,019
I was thinking, like,
a crazy rock star vibe!
303
00:11:15,037 --> 00:11:17,455
See where her head's at?
304
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:19,740
Follow her lead.
That was amazing.
305
00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,359
Next thing, I want to hear
how all of us sing on our own,
306
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,412
so we can figure out
where we're going wrong.
307
00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:27,331
This is not an audition,
so relax.
308
00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:29,033
But if you don't sing good,
you're out of here.
309
00:11:29,051 --> 00:11:31,369
I think you sound like an angel,
310
00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:33,137
and everyone else
sounds like demons.
311
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,806
I think
you shouldn't whisper.
312
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,507
Yeah, Ann's mad at me now,
313
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,243
but I have a few tricks
up my sleeve.
314
00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:42,146
I don't want to brag,
but I have a ton of experience
315
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:43,681
with women being mad at me.
316
00:11:43,715 --> 00:11:45,983
Chris, you're first.
Sing anything you want.
317
00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:48,286
- Let me hear it.
- Okay.
318
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,923
♪ Take me out
to the ball game ♪
319
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:55,243
♪ take me out to the game
320
00:11:55,277 --> 00:11:59,130
♪ I just want to be
at the game ♪
321
00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:02,099
♪ I would like to eat
at the game ♪
322
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:05,803
♪ I'd like popcorn and candy
and the home team ♪
323
00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:08,673
♪ at the game!
324
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,124
Boom.
325
00:12:10,175 --> 00:12:11,459
And the check,
as you requested.
326
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,010
Here's my credit card--
quick, now.
327
00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:14,345
- Check?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,280
You like dessert.
Why don't you get a dessert?
329
00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:18,549
Oh, dessert's overrated
and gross.
330
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,385
Dave, thank you so much
for a lovely evening.
331
00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:22,637
Oh, actually,
332
00:12:22,688 --> 00:12:25,556
Ben, would you mind
if I talked to Leslie alone?
333
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:28,426
Uh, actually, Dave,
I'd like to talk to you.
334
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,728
I don't want to talk to you.
I want to talk to Leslie.
335
00:12:30,762 --> 00:12:32,864
Well, I want to talk to you,
and if not,
336
00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:34,148
then I'd like to talk
to Leslie.
337
00:12:34,199 --> 00:12:35,483
Well, I'd like to talk
to Ben,
338
00:12:35,534 --> 00:12:37,935
and then I'd like the three
of us to talk together.
339
00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,704
Well, then I'll talk to Ben,
340
00:12:39,738 --> 00:12:42,073
and then you--
and then I'll talk to you,
341
00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:43,574
and then you'll talk
to each other,
342
00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,159
and then we'll
all three talk, then.
343
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,813
- All right.
- So who's talking now?
344
00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,132
♪ Catch your dream
345
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:55,303
♪ don't let it spread its wings
and fly away ♪
346
00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:58,506
Stop the song,
stop the song right now!
347
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:01,025
Please, stop it!
Oh, for [Bleep] sake.
348
00:13:01,059 --> 00:13:02,627
Ann, I caught feelings
for you,
349
00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:03,961
and I want you
to be my girl,
350
00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:05,763
And I don't care who knows.
351
00:13:05,797 --> 00:13:08,132
I know you don't care, dummy.
I care.
352
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,001
Let's not get hung up
on who wants what.
353
00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:12,036
You know what?
I'm calling this. We're done.
354
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,971
What about our next date?
355
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,640
If you want another date,
keep walking away.
356
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:17,909
She's still walking.
357
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,328
I need you to know something,
man-to-man.
358
00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:22,446
I still have feelings
for Leslie,
359
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,181
in a womanly fashion,
360
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:28,152
and I believe she feels
the same towards me,
361
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,621
in a manly way.
362
00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:33,858
She doesn't feel the same way,
because she has a boyfriend--
363
00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:37,595
um, me, and--and--
and--and we love each other.
364
00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:40,381
That's--that information is--
it's not pertinent...
365
00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:41,933
- Well, I--
- Frankly, at this juncture.
366
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,736
I just said to you one thing,
and you're "contraring" me.
367
00:13:45,771 --> 00:13:47,271
I don't think
that's a word.
368
00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:51,508
I think we'd all appreciate it
if you would just let me have
369
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,977
three minutes with her alone.
370
00:13:53,011 --> 00:13:55,646
Consequently, I'd like you
to clear the area.
371
00:13:55,681 --> 00:13:58,983
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna give my blessing
372
00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,686
for you to go and try and win
my girlfriend away from me.
373
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,489
I think that
that's reasonable.
374
00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:07,124
Okay.
375
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:08,392
Okay, and I want to thank you.
376
00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:10,544
I want to thank you
for having this talk with me...
377
00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:11,796
- Man-to-man.
- Oh, well, thank you.
378
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:13,164
- Thank you very much.
- What--
379
00:14:13,198 --> 00:14:15,082
- what are you doing?
- I'm doing that.
380
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,101
Are you serious?
381
00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:19,870
- You brought it on yourself.
- What?
382
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,164
I've got something
I gotta say to you.
383
00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:24,833
- Where's Ben?
- He left.
384
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,601
- He left?
- Yeah, he said,
385
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,803
"I got somewhere I got to--
important to go,
386
00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:30,255
and I don't respect her
as a woman."
387
00:14:30,806 --> 00:14:31,973
He said that?
388
00:14:32,008 --> 00:14:35,260
And he acted more effeminate
than he does in front of you.
389
00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:39,080
Just--look, I got some--
something to say,
390
00:14:39,115 --> 00:14:41,616
and it's emotional,
and it's important.
391
00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:42,851
I need 30 seconds.
392
00:14:42,885 --> 00:14:44,436
Okay, what?
Go ahead. What is it?
393
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:47,155
Okay.
394
00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:49,774
Romance--
395
00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:54,429
Hello?
396
00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:57,115
Are you okay?
397
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,232
Yeah.
398
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,302
I have to pee really bad,
ironically.
399
00:15:00,336 --> 00:15:01,603
What were you thinking?
400
00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,738
I was thinking
that I would cuff him,
401
00:15:03,773 --> 00:15:06,908
and--and then I could have time
to speak to you,
402
00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,944
and then you would decide
to be with me,
403
00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:11,146
and then
I would come back here,
404
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,681
and we would uncuff him
together.
405
00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:13,949
Can you just uncuff him,
please?
406
00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:15,416
Sorry.
407
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:19,654
Would you look at that?
Nature is throwing me a bone.
408
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,557
Haverford playbook move
number two--
409
00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:24,943
"ladies love a guy
waiting for them in the rain."
410
00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,978
♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
411
00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:31,166
I never thought
I'd say this to you, son,
412
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,035
but you may be
overthinking this.
413
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,754
This song
has to be perfect, Ron, okay?
414
00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:38,189
Leslie trusted me with it.
415
00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:41,459
I can't come up with some
brilliant political idea, can I?
416
00:15:41,493 --> 00:15:44,245
This is the only way
I can help.
417
00:15:44,296 --> 00:15:45,797
Maybe if I hit my head
against the ground.
418
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,215
That's worked before.
419
00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:49,534
Leslie is going to love it,
I promise.
420
00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:52,804
No offense, Ron, but what
do you know about music?
421
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,924
Mm.
422
00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:58,676
Tsk.
Hey, take a walk.
423
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:03,381
Clear your head.
I bet it does you some good.
424
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:09,854
Ann?
425
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:13,241
Boo-boo?
426
00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:16,227
I don't want to say,
"I told you so,"
427
00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:17,895
- but...
- What?
428
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,697
I was the one
who didn't want to go.
429
00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:21,232
I know. I was hoping
you wouldn't remember.
430
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,300
I'm sorry.
431
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:24,035
He was a very important person
to me,
432
00:16:24,069 --> 00:16:25,736
and it mattered to me
that he liked you,
433
00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:26,771
which is silly.
434
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:28,139
Let's just go home.
435
00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:29,807
No, we're going
to Trumple's thing.
436
00:16:29,842 --> 00:16:31,276
No, let's not go there.
437
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,877
I don't care
about the endorsement,
438
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:34,379
and I don't want to put you
through this any more.
439
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,247
You don't care
about the endorsement?
440
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:38,549
Leslie, let's not let
your terrible decision making
441
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,285
get in the way
of this election.
442
00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,440
What happened to you?
443
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:47,358
I was waiting outside
in the rain for you,
444
00:16:47,393 --> 00:16:48,993
'cause I thought
you would come out and be like,
445
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:52,363
"aw, he's all wet.
That's so romantic,"
446
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:55,667
but you didn't,
and now I got the "sniffness."
447
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:58,136
What on earth would make you
think I would like that?
448
00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,404
Movies.
449
00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:01,239
Oh, God, Tom!
450
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:04,608
Why do you have to be
so "you" all the time?
451
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,160
I'm sorry.
452
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,796
Will you help me
get out of these wet clothes?
453
00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:14,302
- Hey, you want a beer?
- Oh, okay.
454
00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:16,120
If you're driving,
I can't give you a beer.
455
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:17,555
Oh, well, then,
no, thank you.
456
00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:19,290
It's a celebration, man.
You have to have a drink.
457
00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:20,992
I'll definitely have one.
458
00:17:21,026 --> 00:17:22,343
Don't make a mistake
you'll always regret.
459
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:25,063
Please, just tell me
what you want me to do.
460
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:27,665
So, if you move here,
I hope we can be friends,
461
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,334
but I love Ben.
462
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:31,602
He comes first, and if you're
going to act like an ass,
463
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,571
I can't talk to you, ever.
464
00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:35,039
Okay, that's fair.
465
00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:37,642
I-I'm sorry.
466
00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:40,044
That was dumb,
all that stuff I did.
467
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:41,612
You just--
you make me crazy,
468
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:43,781
and I guess
I'm just surprised that--
469
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:45,500
you know, that's the guy
you fell in love with.
470
00:17:45,534 --> 00:17:47,685
He's very--well, he's shrimpy,
and he's small.
471
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,420
Shrimpy or not...
472
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,856
He's smart, and he's cute,
and he's kind, and he's funny,
473
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:53,925
and he's got a great face
and nice hair, and he's--
474
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,827
Okay, I get it.
I surrender.
475
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,128
I just want to know
476
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,831
that you're happy
and you're protected.
477
00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:01,832
I'm very happy.
478
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,234
And he's not shrimpy.
479
00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:06,571
A few weeks ago, a guy called me
a bitch in a bowling alley,
480
00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,039
and he punched him
in the face.
481
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:09,140
Oh, good man.
482
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:10,725
I mean him,
for doing that,
483
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:11,976
not the guy
who called you a bitch.
484
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:15,113
You tell me where he is.
I'll punch him, too.
485
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:17,915
All right, guys,
here's the deal--
486
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,033
we got to completely
start over.
487
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,284
I wrote a new song--
it's called
488
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:22,053
The Promise
Of Tomorrow's Wings.
489
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,654
It's brilliant--
about a billion times better
490
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:26,224
than Catch Your Dreams,
which I realize now sucks ass.
491
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:29,360
Hey, Chuck, go ahead and just
delete everything, all right?
492
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:30,628
Hold on, Chuck.
493
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:33,197
Just listen to the song
one more time,
494
00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:34,832
and then make a decision.
495
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:40,705
♪
496
00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:42,540
Where's that saxophone
coming from?
497
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:43,975
I don't know.
498
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:45,777
I don't know
the first thing about music.
499
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:48,396
♪ Shackle it to your heart
500
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,648
Whoa, is that a new mix?
It sounds way better.
501
00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:54,068
See? You just needed
to clear your head.
502
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:56,070
Hey, you guys,
who is this?
503
00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,489
This looks just like--
504
00:18:58,524 --> 00:19:00,274
Ow, that was loud.
505
00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:05,663
I am telling you that Leslie,
in the long run,
506
00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:07,582
is so much better
for this police department
507
00:19:07,616 --> 00:19:09,434
than Bobby Newport is.
508
00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:10,701
Gun!
509
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,620
No, no, no, no!
It's just a--it's paper.
510
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,038
It's--I was reaching
for paper.
511
00:19:14,072 --> 00:19:16,507
It's all right, boys.
512
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:19,310
Leslie has a plan
to raise cops' pensions
513
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:22,130
and increase benefits
without cutting back on hours.
514
00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,681
Newport's
just gonna keep on
515
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,216
buying you guys
a couple new cars
516
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,518
or some new uniforms,
as always.
517
00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:31,189
That guy's all about
short-term solutions.
518
00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:34,192
Pretty sweet sauce in there,
eh, Ace?
519
00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:36,828
- What's wrong with you?
- I don't know.
520
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:39,497
Trumple gave me
the endorsement, which is great,
521
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:43,067
but really, the only endorsement
that matters is Ben's,
522
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:45,403
and I locked that sucker up
a long time ago.
523
00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:46,637
Now, if you'll excuse me,
524
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,272
I'm about endorse ten beers
into my mouth,
525
00:19:48,307 --> 00:19:51,125
'cause this has been
an incredibly stressful evening.
526
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,276
Nice work, guys.
527
00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:54,078
Hey, a little tradition
after Mouse Rat records,
528
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:56,614
someone buys me booze--
who's it gonna be?
529
00:19:57,132 --> 00:19:59,550
All right, look,
I know I messed up,
530
00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,019
but there's something
I got to say to you.
531
00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:05,790
No playbook, no gimmicks,
just me, Tom,
532
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,725
talking to you as a person.
533
00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:09,861
Okay,
I would like that.
534
00:20:09,895 --> 00:20:13,014
Good, 'cause this is
what I really want to say.
535
00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:18,319
♪ Baby, I'm sorry
for how I acted ♪
536
00:20:18,353 --> 00:20:22,106
♪ but if you give me
another chance ♪
537
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,359
♪ I could be
the boo of your dreams, girl ♪
538
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:29,330
♪ so, when you're sleeping
and you're dreamin' of a boo ♪
539
00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:32,483
♪ I want that boo to be me,
I want me to be that boo ♪
540
00:20:32,518 --> 00:20:34,018
♪ so will you date me?
541
00:20:34,052 --> 00:20:35,653
- ♪ I'm saying date me
- Okay, yes. Fine, fine, fine!
542
00:20:35,687 --> 00:20:36,787
- Yes, I will.
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
543
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,756
I will go out with you.
Enough, please!
544
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:39,990
- Really?
- Yes.
545
00:20:40,008 --> 00:20:43,544
Dude, you wore me down.
Just stop singing, please.
546
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:46,514
The four sweetest words
in the English language--
547
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:47,899
"You wore me down."
548
00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:52,913
Go ahead.
549
00:20:55,248 --> 00:20:57,917
Oh. Go ahead.
550
00:20:58,768 --> 00:20:59,969
Oh, hey, Dave,
go ahead.
551
00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:01,687
- Uh, go ahead. No, it's fine.
- No, no, no.
552
00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,039
You're waiting.
It's your turn.
553
00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:04,524
No, no, I'm not.
554
00:21:04,558 --> 00:21:07,477
- You're not waiting?
- No.
555
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:09,579
It feels like you're--
556
00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:10,713
- I'm--
- It feels to me
557
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,181
like you're being
overly respectful
558
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:14,484
of all these cops,
and you're letting them go in
559
00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:15,852
- all in front of you.
- No, no, no.
560
00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:16,953
I'm just standing here.
561
00:21:16,987 --> 00:21:18,254
Why would you be standing
just here?
562
00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,522
I w--I--
I was just checking--
563
00:21:19,556 --> 00:21:20,957
Get in the--
go in!
564
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,291
Thank you so much.
565
00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:28,291
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