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It's my new interview outfit.
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Like, "hey,
nice to meet you."
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Can't wait
for the interview."
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Um, I--maybe the h--
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- maybe the hat.
- Yeah.
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Lose this?
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To win an election,
you have to be good,
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and you have to be lucky.
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Buddy Wood hosts the number-one
morning show in Indianapolis,
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and he wants to interview me
for a series he's doing
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on local elections.
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And last year the five people
that he profiled all won.
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This is a huge break for us.
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Um... hey.
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M-maybe we should put a pause
on the fashion show.
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We have to go over
your talking points.
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Keep going.
I can still hear you.
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Um, okay, Ms. Knope,
what is going to be
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your first major
public works project?
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Oh, I don't know.
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But I bet these pants
will work for the public.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah, those pants look dope!
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- Right?
- Oh, my God, those look great.
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And I bet they look even better
on Ben's floor.
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- Oh!
- Are you hitting on Leslie...
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Wait a second.
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Just turn around.
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What?
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Oh.
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It says "Nympho"
on the butt
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in silver, sparkly letters.
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Nympho means
you're addicted to sex,
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and since it's on the butt,
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there's other implications
as well.
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So those are a maybe.
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Who was Laura Mulvey?
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Laura Mulvey was...
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- A guy...
- Girl.
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Laura Mulvey was a feminist
film critic who...
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Wrote a major essay
that helped shift
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the orientation
of film theory
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to the psychoanalytical
framework!
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Treat, please.
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I'm about to take
my first-ever final
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for my women's studies class.
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Treat!
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Usually, tests scare me,
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but this is an oral exam.
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Uh, and if there's
one thing I know is--
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My fantastic--
it's talk.
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God, I don't know.
Man, I'm so nervous.
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I know--I'm just gonna
call the Professor,
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and then I'm gonna
get on the phone
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and make
some fake barfing sounds,
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and then I'm just gonna bail,
so give me my phone.
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No! Andrew...
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That's now how grown-ups
handle tough situations.
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- Well, I--
- We face our fears head-on.
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Told you--if you can't
remember what some woman did,
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just tear up and say,
"she changed my life."
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Ah, that's a good call.
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I think this is it.
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But do I need a hat,
like a bowler,
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or an edgy scarf?
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No, those endless scarves
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that come out of your sleeves
like a magician.
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Um...I think you should just
go with something basic--
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No nonsense.
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Mr. Wood, hello.
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God, he is more tightly wound
than ever.
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Maybe we should see if he can
pull that rod out of his butt
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and we can hang
some of those outfits on it.
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Ann and I have
the occasional rough patch
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in our relationship.
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But right now,
we're really in a groove.
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We've gone 30 hours
without breaking up.
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Our personal best
is 47 hours.
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It happened when she was
out of town for two days
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and she forgot
we were dating.
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Well, let me know
if anything changes.
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Thank you.
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- Interview's off.
- What?
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Buddy has to fly back
to Indianapolis early--
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something about
a factory explosion.
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Come on, did anyone
even get hurt?
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Sorry.
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First stroke of luck
we've had, and it's gone.
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Okay, well, we just
have to work harder.
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I mean, good news is,
we can call it a night
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and get a super-early start
on our door-to-door tomorrow.
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Ooh, that is great news.
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And, you know, we might even
be able to make it back
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in time for boring club.
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Do you know who the president
or boring club is?
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Me?
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Nope...
You lost the election
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'cause your speech
was too boring.
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Hey, why don't we all
go get a drink,
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blow off some steam?
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Everybody's been
working so hard.
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Um...Well, we're
in the homestretch here,
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and losing that interview
didn't help.
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I'm gonna go over
some polling numbers
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and turn in early.
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I suggest you do the same.
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Hey, Leslie,
give you a ride home?
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Ah, screw it.
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I got a new outfit.
My hair looks amazing.
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And I have a serious excess
of pre-interview adrenaline.
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Who's gonna drink with me?
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- Ooh...
- Oh...
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Susan Bronwell, or B.,
Anthony--
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was born in Adams,
Massachusetts, in 1820,
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and she played a pivotal role
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- in the institution of women's suffrage.
- Andy...
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- Treat, please.
- Andy, slow down.
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You're taking this class
pass/fail.
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So I'm just looking
for a freewheeling discussion
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about, you know, what you
got from the class.
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Oh. Okay.
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I would say
what I find very cool
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about Susan B. Anthony is...
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How...
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She was born
in Adams, Massachusetts,
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in 1820.
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You know?
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Just one man's opinion.
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I passed!
I got a "P"!
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- Congrats, babe.
- Yeah! Mmm!
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I was hoping for a P-plus,
but that does not exist.
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- Right?
- Right.
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Yes, so, basically,
best grade in the class--
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tied for the best grade
in the class.
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Ron, I am
a college graduate now.
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- No, you're not.
- I'm a college course...
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Graduate, and it's all
because of you.
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It's my pleasure, son.
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I'm really proud of you.
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How about a steak?
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- Yeah!
- You guys have a good time.
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Oh, Professor,
why don't you come with us?
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- Is that cool?
- Sure.
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We'll let you pay
for your own food,
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because of equality.
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I guess now that the class
is over,
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there's nothing wrong
with it.
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Are you gonna wear that?
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Okay, I'm calling it.
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I have a date
with my bathtub,
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a glass of red wine,
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and a gigantic fireman
named Marcus.
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I'm gonna keep plugging
away for a bit.
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You don't mind this work,
do you?
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Uh-uh.
I like it.
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It makes sense to me.
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Mmm. This was such
a good idea.
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Should we get another round?
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Um...
I think we should get
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a more basic,
no-nonsense beverage.
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Uh... maybe we should all
just drink
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sensible portions of milk.
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I mean, I love him.
It's just...
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This campaign has turned
fun, dorky Ben
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- into grumpy, stress-ball Ben.
- Mm.
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It's like dealing
with a strict mother
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who I am confusingly
attracted to.
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- Mm.
- Ben is like a MILF.
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You just need
to blow off some steam.
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- He should just get that.
- Yeah.
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- You're Leslie Knope!
- Right!
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No one takes this
more seriously than you do!
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- Tell me about it!
- Yes!
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- Tequila shots?
- Ohh!
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To Knope 2012.
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Mm.
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Ahh.
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Ding-dong.
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Oh.
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Hello. Lady Knope.
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I mean Leslie Knope.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Ben.
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Where are you?
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I'm in, uh, the house
watching TV right now.
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I'm watching, um...
Murder She Wrote.
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Murder She Wrote.
I'm watching Murder She Wrote.
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Amazing news-- Buddy Wood's
flight was delayed.
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So, if we can get
to the airport right now,
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the interview's back on.
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What? Wow!
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Whay could be wrong with that?
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Nothing.
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Anyway, here comes me...
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- To the airport.
- Great.
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I'll see you there...
as soon as possible.
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Okay, bye.
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The interview is back on!
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- Whoo! Yes!
- I know!
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We are so "drucky."
I mean "lunky."
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Ok, both the cabs in this town
are busy.
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But I still had eight hours
rental time
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on that hot-tub limousine that
I got for your campaign event,
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- and it's on its way.
- That's smart.
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You're smart.
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Diddly diddly diddly
diddly swag.
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- You did it right!
- I did it right.
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- Ah!
- Ha ha!
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33 hours.
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Okay, look, this interview
is a big deal, you guys.
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This is a game changer, okay?
I have to do well.
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Listen, let's do
practice interview...
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Big idea, Ann.
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- And see how you do.
- Let's go.
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Leslie,
in your humble opinion...
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What?
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- Why are you from Russia?
- I don't know.
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Hey, Ron is the guy
I wrote about
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for that paper on positive
male role models.
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Oh, yeah, that was one
of your most readable papers.
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According to Andy,
you're quite the feminist.
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I don't consider myself
an anything-ist,
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but my life has been shaped
by powerful women.
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My father
once told my mother
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that woman was made
from the rib of Adam,
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and my mom broke his jaw.
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My Uncle Lon once
tried to...
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Is that Chris?
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You know,
it really looks like him.
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But there's no way
to know for sure.
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We should ask him tomorrow.
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Hey.
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April Ludgate.
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Why are you here
eating alone?
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I'm not.
I'm surrounded by friends...
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Friends I don't know yet.
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And I'm engrossed
in this book.
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It's the true story
of a woman born
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with no arms and no legs
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who attempted to swim
the English Channel.
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- That's impossible.
- Oh, she drowned immediately.
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It's kind of a sad story.
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Cool.
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I'm over there with people
you actually know...
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If you want
to come join us.
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Thank you.
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Bye, friend.
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Bye.
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I'm sorry, Marcus, I'm gonna
have to cancel our bath.
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Something interesting
is happening.
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I want to watch it.
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I don't know, Marcus.
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I'll hit you up
when I hit you up.
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Wow, I feel totally normal.
I'm ready to do this.
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Thank you for accommodating us
on such short notice.
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00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,307
Hey, for Leslie Knope,
anytime.
257
00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,075
Just let me know if you
need anything else, all right?
258
00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,478
Thanks, Paul. Hey, you got
those new I.D. Badges.
259
00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,079
They finally upgraded us--
260
00:09:29,147 --> 00:09:31,247
- security swipe and everything.
- Wow, look at that.
261
00:09:31,315 --> 00:09:32,282
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
262
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,733
Hey, thanks again
for fighting for them.
263
00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:35,435
"Helpy" to hop out.
264
00:09:35,503 --> 00:09:37,304
Leslie Knope.
Buddy Wood.
265
00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:38,939
- Buddy Wood.
- Glad you could make it.
266
00:09:39,007 --> 00:09:39,940
Glad you could make it.
267
00:09:40,008 --> 00:09:41,241
Thank you so much
for being here,
268
00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:43,210
and welcome to the greatest
city in the world.
269
00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:45,379
Oh.
270
00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,579
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're being serious.
271
00:09:47,647 --> 00:09:49,415
We're setting up over there,
found a small piece of carpet
272
00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,918
without a horrifying
smellscape.
273
00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,152
I'll be right there.
274
00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,553
Hey, do I seem normal
to you?
275
00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:55,888
Like, does everything
seem fine?
276
00:09:55,956 --> 00:09:57,256
- Yeah, yeah--you seem fine.
- I seem okay?
277
00:09:57,324 --> 00:09:58,424
- Uh-huh.
- I don't seem distracted
278
00:09:58,491 --> 00:09:59,758
or babbly or anything?
279
00:09:59,826 --> 00:10:01,693
No, it's great.
So you're gonna do great.
280
00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:04,062
- You're gonna do smart.
- What's that?
281
00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,763
- Look who I found.
- Hi.
282
00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:06,898
Professor Linda,
this is Chris.
283
00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:08,766
Chris, this is...
Professor Linda?
284
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,635
It is a genuine pleasure
to meet you.
285
00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:11,903
- Oh, you as well.
- Hi, there.
286
00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:13,405
Would you like to hear
our specials?
287
00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:14,439
No need.
288
00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:15,941
Porterhouse, rare,
quickly.
289
00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:17,475
Same.
290
00:10:17,543 --> 00:10:19,076
I'll have
the, uh, spinach salad.
291
00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:20,477
What kind of dressings
do you have?
292
00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:21,946
Oh! Linda, in case
you're interested,
293
00:10:22,013 --> 00:10:23,280
I brought my own dressing.
294
00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:24,848
You really
can't be doing that.
295
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,317
Well, this is the last time.
I promise.
296
00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,218
It contains
extra-virgin olive oil,
297
00:10:28,286 --> 00:10:30,421
a little bit of lemon,
and hint of turmeric.
298
00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:32,021
Sounds great.
299
00:10:35,108 --> 00:10:36,642
Pawnee, Indiana,
300
00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:39,044
home to
the Sweetums Candy Corporation,
301
00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:42,347
19 toxic-waste repositories,
and not much else.
302
00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:43,783
This sleepy mini-Metropolis
303
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:46,519
is the site of a fascinating
city council race.
304
00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:48,721
Joining us today is one
of the candidates, Leslie Knope.
305
00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:51,355
Leslie, welcome...
to Good Morning.
306
00:10:51,424 --> 00:10:53,157
It's my pleasure.
307
00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:55,627
Thank you for being
on my show.
308
00:10:55,694 --> 00:10:58,362
Leslie, we're here
at the Pawnee municipal airport,
309
00:10:58,431 --> 00:11:02,166
which I must add is...
rather decrepit.
310
00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,268
Well, I'm glad
you mentioned it.
311
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:06,870
It is in desperate need
of refurbishments.
312
00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:09,272
And that is why I'm going
to make it a centerpiece
313
00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,508
- of my platform.
- Okay.
314
00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:13,944
Take, uh...
Joe Appledemas over there.
315
00:11:14,011 --> 00:11:15,145
Joe, say hi.
316
00:11:15,212 --> 00:11:16,313
Hello.
317
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,582
Joe has been working here
since 1996,
318
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,350
and his salary
has not been raised a nickel.
319
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,919
I am gonna work
very hard to change--
320
00:11:21,986 --> 00:11:26,188
Okay, this airport seems to me
like a metaphor.
321
00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:27,723
Are you familiar
with the term?
322
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,827
Pawnee's airport is symbolic
of the town--
323
00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:33,429
out of touch,
out of date, perhaps,
324
00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:35,865
lost, insignificant,
325
00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,733
and sad.
326
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,434
Your thoughts?
327
00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:41,302
Well, granted,
328
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,037
we don't have
big-city amenities,
329
00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:44,372
but I think
we more than make up for it
330
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,875
with friendly faces
and hand-working hards--
331
00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:47,943
hardworking hands.
332
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,711
If you say so.
I say it's sad.
333
00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:51,613
Moving on...
334
00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:54,315
Oh, my God.
335
00:11:54,383 --> 00:11:55,483
If they got together,
336
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,451
they would make
the most beautiful super baby.
337
00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,419
It would rule us all.
338
00:11:59,488 --> 00:12:03,290
But what if super baby
became too powerful?
339
00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:05,493
I guess we'll just have
to take that chance.
340
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,495
Chris got dumped
by Jerry's daughter.
341
00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,663
He needs this.
342
00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,564
Plus, if they get married,
343
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:12,866
he'll spend
all his time with her,
344
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,235
and I might never have
to talk to him again.
345
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,837
Hmm.
346
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,072
Professor Linda,
you have...
347
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,641
Really nice arms.
348
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,142
- Oh?
- Do you work out?
349
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,777
I was gonna say
the exact same thing.
350
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,345
But I didn't want you to think
that I was objectifying you
351
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,981
with my male gaze.
352
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:29,982
May I see?
353
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,149
Oh, sure.
354
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,118
Oh, my good gracious.
You have...
355
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,721
- extraordinary caput laterale.
- Thank you.
356
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,990
There's nothing more important
than physical health.
357
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,591
- I agree.
- Kendra?
358
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,792
- Yes?
- You know what?
359
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,927
I am gonna have
that third steak after all.
360
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:46,163
Go ahead and put that order in
now, please, and thank you.
361
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,765
Your campaign hit
a snag of sorts,
362
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,100
with the revelation that you
and your boss, Ben Wyatt,
363
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,302
were having
une affaire de coeur--
364
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,771
affair of the heart.
365
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,272
Well, I've discussed that
many times,
366
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,508
and there's really
nothing more to say.
367
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,775
I would rather talk
about the ways
368
00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:00,309
to solve problems
in this town.
369
00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:01,711
Good luck with that.
370
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,513
But getting back
to your affair with Ben Wyatt,
371
00:13:03,581 --> 00:13:05,148
who's now
your campaign manager...
372
00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:06,616
Buddy, frankly,
I don't want to discuss that.
373
00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:08,218
But if you'd like,
we can talk about ways
374
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:11,588
that I can improve the airport
or our many wonderful parks.
375
00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:12,322
I don't.
376
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,057
I'd like to talk
about you and Ben Wyatt.
377
00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:16,425
Uh-oh.
I know that look.
378
00:13:16,492 --> 00:13:17,760
- She's got the crazy eyes.
- Yeah.
379
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:18,894
Well, like I said,
380
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,495
I don't want
to discuss it, Buddy,
381
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,497
and, frankly, I don't appreciate
your condescending tone.
382
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:23,766
But you know what?
383
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,634
I've had a couple drinks,
so what the hell?
384
00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:27,135
Ben and I first...
385
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,904
I'm sorry, Ms. Knope,
386
00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:30,838
are you inebriated?
387
00:13:30,906 --> 00:13:33,174
What? No.
Preposterous.
388
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,242
-Are you ine--
--Ebriated?
389
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,844
That was bad timing.
390
00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:39,447
This is a Buddy Wood first--
an exclusive interview
391
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,182
with potential city councilwoman
Leslie Knope,
392
00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:43,084
who appears to be drunk
right now on camera.
393
00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:44,619
I am not drunk.
394
00:13:44,687 --> 00:13:47,287
Yes, when you have
a jumbo Margarita
395
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,556
and some flaming Tequila
shots, you can get drunk.
396
00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,391
Is it this sad,
pathetic town
397
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:54,027
that makes you drink
this way?
398
00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:56,763
- This interview is over.
- Okay, Ms. Knope.
399
00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:57,965
Oh--
400
00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,933
This-- this is not
because I'm drunk.
401
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,969
This is because of the wire.
402
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:05,037
A fitting end
to a bizarre interview
403
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,438
and a sad moment
404
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:09,008
in a depressing city
with no hope,
405
00:14:09,076 --> 00:14:12,678
in the waning moments
of the bitter saga
406
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:16,115
that has been
a contentious campaign.
407
00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:19,015
C'mon Buddy,
you cannot air that tape.
408
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,343
Are you kidding?
This is as great for me
409
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,044
as it is terrible for you.
410
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,679
The sheep that watch my show
411
00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:27,014
are gonna eat this up
like tiramisu.
412
00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:28,649
Tiramisu is
an Italian dessert often--
413
00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:29,883
I know what
tiramisu is, okay?
414
00:14:29,951 --> 00:14:31,985
- And sheep don't eat it.
- Sorry, but...
415
00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:35,188
Tomorrow morning
this gets broadcast
416
00:14:35,256 --> 00:14:38,291
around the entire
Indiana-sphere.
417
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,397
Thank you for celebrating
418
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:47,467
the most ultimate triumph
of my life.
419
00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:52,104
I'm very proud of me,
and you are too.
420
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:55,174
And, Professor, I'm taking
your class again next semester.
421
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,843
And I'm gonna lock down
that P-plus.
422
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,478
It's impossible.
423
00:14:58,545 --> 00:15:01,513
You and the women taught me
that nothing is impossible.
424
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:02,781
Alright, I better be going.
425
00:15:02,849 --> 00:15:04,082
- I have to get up early.
- Good-bye.
426
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,284
I'm teaching a morning
Zumba class for retirees.
427
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,621
Before I do,
428
00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:12,123
Linda, do you enjoy
land kayaking?
429
00:15:12,191 --> 00:15:13,291
It's quite fun.
430
00:15:13,359 --> 00:15:15,494
Well, it's more grueling
than fun.
431
00:15:15,561 --> 00:15:17,194
But I would love
to take you.
432
00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:18,562
I'm really flattered,
433
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,197
but I just got
out of a relationship,
434
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:21,999
and I think
I need a little more time
435
00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:24,167
before I jump into anything.
436
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:25,369
Of course.
I understand.
437
00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:27,638
- I'm sorry.
- I appreciate your caution.
438
00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:29,840
- Thank you.
- I hope to see you again.
439
00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,475
Good-bye, everyone.
440
00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:34,512
Anybody want to go to JJ's
for some after-dinner omelets?
441
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:38,080
Or how about you and I
go back to my place?
442
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,482
Yes.
443
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:44,521
Wow!
444
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:47,490
Ben, I am so sorry.
445
00:15:47,558 --> 00:15:49,157
Let's just focus
on the problem.
446
00:15:49,225 --> 00:15:50,659
Now, if we don't stop
that interview
447
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:53,028
from airing in the morning,
this campaign is dead.
448
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,463
So...
449
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:56,331
We have to go
to Indianapolis.
450
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,366
- And do what?
- I don't know, Tom.
451
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,536
I guess we'll just set fire
to the studio or something.
452
00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,304
Ah, that's so sweet--
I've never had a boyfriend
453
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:04,505
threaten to commit arson
for me before.
454
00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:05,573
Ah, it gets old.
455
00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:06,707
We still have
six hours of rental time
456
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,008
on the hot-tub limo.
457
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:09,076
We could take that.
458
00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:10,445
No one would have to drive
all night.
459
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,946
That's actually a good idea.
460
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,348
Plus, it allows
for the possibility
461
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,183
of high-speed skinny-dipping.
462
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,118
Ugh.
463
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,720
Ann, I was joking.
Come on, it was a joke.
464
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,589
It was funny.
465
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,090
Where we going, folks--
466
00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,625
drive around,
hit the strip clubs?
467
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,126
- Yeah!
- No.
468
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,697
We're going to this address
in Indianapolis.
469
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,699
- Really?
- Yeah.
470
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,968
You know, no one ever used
this hot-tub limo
471
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,336
for actual transportation.
472
00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:37,903
And I can't take this thing
on the highway,
473
00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:39,404
so it'll take
a few extra hours.
474
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,274
Hey, is this
a seven or a one?
475
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:49,482
Jerry.
476
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:52,284
Jerry!
477
00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:54,318
Maybe you should wrap it up.
It's 4:00 in the morning.
478
00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:55,653
Is it really?
479
00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:57,922
Oh, my gosh.
480
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,958
Wow.
Well, that flew by, huh?
481
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:01,893
I will just take these
down to the post office
482
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:04,462
and, uh, put the, uh...
483
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,832
Oh, jeez.
Oh, no.
484
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,669
I put the handout flyers
in the mailing envelopes,
485
00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:15,772
and I was supposed to put
these flyers in the envelopes.
486
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,340
Oh...
487
00:17:17,408 --> 00:17:20,243
My God.
488
00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:22,713
Well, you know,
it's like I always say.
489
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,549
It ain't government work if you
don't have to do it twice.
490
00:17:26,617 --> 00:17:27,650
Here we go!
491
00:17:29,486 --> 00:17:30,686
I'll make some coffee.
492
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:32,588
Hey, you're blocking
my driveway.
493
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,759
Leslie Knope?
494
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:37,927
- What are you doing?
- Hi, um...
495
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,762
Mr. Wood, I'm so sorry.
496
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,764
We--oh, my God, I can't see.
It's so bright out here.
497
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:45,600
- Ohh.
- We drove here to ask you--
498
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,269
No, to beg you
to please destroy that tape.
499
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:49,938
Yeah, I got
your 50 messages.
500
00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:52,140
Leslie was just out with her
friends blowing off some steam.
501
00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:53,842
- What?
- Please. Please.
502
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,276
Please, please, please.
503
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:56,444
That's five pleases.
504
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:57,778
As much as I enjoy
the groveling,
505
00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,880
I can't destroy the tape
because I don't have it,
506
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,650
because your sad,
tiny backwater airport
507
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:05,152
lost my bags.
508
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,654
Oh, really?
509
00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:08,121
You'd think
a commuter airport
510
00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:10,057
could handle the luggage
of 11 people at once,
511
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,491
but apparently not.
512
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,192
Completely ruined
a great story.
513
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,662
Thank God for that
mitten factory tragedy.
514
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:16,663
- Yeah.
- Mm.
515
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:17,830
- God, that's...
- Okay.
516
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,365
- Great. Uh...
- We should--yeah.
517
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,934
- We're gonna go.
- Good-bye.
518
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,239
Ah, screw it.
519
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,507
Yay!
520
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,476
Fun Ben lives.
521
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,049
April, Andrew...
522
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,316
Good morning
to you both.
523
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,818
Doughnuts--
go nuts.
524
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,556
Hey, you kids
need any money?
525
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,490
- No.
- Go buy yourself a Walkman.
526
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,025
How much is a Walkman
nowadays?
527
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,227
Probably more than $20.
Here's $25.
528
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,096
Hi, guys,
I just wanted to come by
529
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:54,732
and thank you
for a phenomenal evening.
530
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,069
Yeah, seems like we all
had a phenomenal evening.
531
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,369
And I should
probably thank you
532
00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:00,537
for introducing me to Linda.
533
00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:02,906
I think we had
a deep emotional connection
534
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,774
that is very worth
exploring.
535
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,275
So I'm gonna
ask her out again...
536
00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:07,744
When she's
emotionally ready.
537
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:09,212
- Hmm.
- Hey, Ron...
538
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,948
Great red shirt.
539
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:15,118
Dude, Ron...you have to tell
him what happened.
540
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:16,953
Why?
It's none of his business.
541
00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,288
Because he's been
super sad lately.
542
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,690
It kind of seems like you should
at least give him a heads-up
543
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,058
so he doesn't get
rejected again.
544
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:25,428
I like to not get involved
in these matters
545
00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:28,030
or any matters
of any nature.
546
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:29,832
Uh, you know, Ron,
someone once told me
547
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:33,301
that this is not how grown-ups
deal with tough situations.
548
00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:35,703
We face them head-on.
549
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,475
Fine.
550
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,477
Oh, my God, Ron...
551
00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:44,946
It was you
who told me that.
552
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:47,048
That's crazy.
553
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:49,716
There's that shirt.
554
00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:51,318
Look, Chris...
555
00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:53,287
After the bar last night,
556
00:19:53,355 --> 00:19:55,556
I...
557
00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:59,527
engaged in consensual activities
with Linda.
558
00:20:01,095 --> 00:20:03,130
- I see.
- I didn't plan it.
559
00:20:03,198 --> 00:20:05,165
But it occurred.
560
00:20:05,232 --> 00:20:06,599
Now you know.
561
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,070
Well, thank you for being
forthright and telling me.
562
00:20:11,138 --> 00:20:13,506
You're a good man, Ron.
563
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,979
I'm quite lonely.
564
00:20:20,047 --> 00:20:21,846
Ah, [Bleep].
565
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:23,915
They say
to win an election,
566
00:20:23,983 --> 00:20:26,585
you have to be good,
and you have to be lucky.
567
00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,155
I got pretty damn lucky
when I met Ben.
568
00:20:30,223 --> 00:20:32,291
And I'm lucky
that Ann and Tom
569
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:35,160
and all my other friends
volunteer to help me out.
570
00:20:35,228 --> 00:20:37,328
And I'm super lucky that
that tape disappeared.
571
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:45,136
I think we may have used up
all our luck tonight.
572
00:20:45,705 --> 00:20:48,339
Actually, not all of it.
573
00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:50,541
He's about to get lucky.
574
00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:51,875
It's--it's on.
575
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,743
He doesn't even know it yet.
576
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,651
- Hey.
- Hey, sweetheart.
577
00:20:57,719 --> 00:20:59,219
I'm not sure
you're even aware of this,
578
00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:02,522
but we have now gone 48 hours
without breaking up,
579
00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:03,723
shattering
our previous record.
580
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,291
That's not bad.
581
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,027
- To celebrate...
- Oh, please, don't.
582
00:21:07,095 --> 00:21:08,795
Whatever this is,
I don't want it.
583
00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:11,598
Just a little
48-hour anniversary gift.
584
00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:17,703
- Condoms.
- 48 of 'em.
585
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,972
Different flavor
for each hour.
586
00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:21,773
Yeah, we're not dating
any more, okay? Get out.
587
00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,141
- No, wait. - Get out.
- Don't punish me.
588
00:21:23,209 --> 00:21:24,576
- I took a risk.
- Yeah. Bye.
589
00:21:24,885 --> 00:21:30,653
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