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It's so beautiful
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- and sparkly.
- I know.
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And it's a nonconflict diamond.
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When Andy proposed to me,
he gave me a ring pop,
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but then he ate it first.
How did Ben do it?
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Let me start
from the beginning.
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- Uh-oh.
- In 1832,
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Ben's great-great-great-great-
grandfather, Teodore Wyatt,
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a bastard, met a beautiful
seamstress from Antwerp.
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Ben and I are getting married,
and I've been telling
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everybody about it.
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I'm so happy, I want
to shout it from the rooftops.
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And she has.
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We've gotten
several noise complaints.
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- We're getting married!
- All right.
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Mm, the joy
that I am feeling
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right now is profound
and unmatched in the modern era.
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And I can't tell you
what it means to me
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that I'm the very first person
that you chose to tell.
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Oh--
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Let me walk around
with you
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as you tell everyone else
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so that I can share true joy
being spread, please?
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Hey, everyone!
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We have something
very exciting to tell you
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that you have
never heard before.
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- Ben and I are engaged...
- What?
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And you're hearing about it
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for the very first time
right now.
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Come on, everybody!
How about a little excitement?
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Leslie and Ben
are engaged!
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Nothing will ever come
between them!
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Leslie and Ben are--
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What's going on?
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Leslie and Ben are engaged!
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Again?
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- You guys!
- Oh.
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- Oh.
- Oh, yeah!
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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- Okay, T-minus six hours
until the engagement party.
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Has you-know-who
responded yet?
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Surprisingly, no,
Larry Bird has not RSVP'd yet.
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Well, he kind of waits
until the last minute.
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That's his style.
Put him down as a "maybe."
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah, totally.
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I-I just have
two small requests.
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One, put Twizzlers
on the candy table,
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and two,
cancel the party
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because you invited
my parents,
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and they can't be
in the same room together.
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Okay?
Great, thank you.
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No to canceling the party,
and no to Twizzlers.
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We are a Red Vines family.
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You're gonna have
to get used to that.
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I know you're scared,
but I love you,
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and this party
is gonna go great.
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Well, if there's anyone
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who can bring my parents
together,
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it's no one.
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No one can ever
bring them together.
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My family situation
is complicated.
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My parents got divorced
30 years ago
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and they hate each other.
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Okay, I guess it's not
that complicated.
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Okay! You guys pretend
you're Ron Swanson,
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and you're trying to decide
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whether you want
to invest in this company.
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Be super critical.
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You're short.
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And here...we...go!
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Tom Haverford
and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein...
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Creators
of Entertainment 720...
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Proudly present...
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- Rent A Swag!
- Wah!
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Parents, are you tired
of watching
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your middle-school-aged
children grow out
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of the nice clothes
you buy for them?
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Then rent them!
From Rent A Swag.
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I own it.
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You rent it.
You wear it.
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You clean it.
You return it.
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I get rich.
Wink!
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Rent A Swag!
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♪ Where your swag
is my business! ♪
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Okay, stop.
You guys, stop!
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Stop!
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♪ And your business
is my swag ♪
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Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Please..
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There's actually
a lot more,
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but tell us
your thoughts so far.
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It's the greatest thing I've
ever seen in my entire life.
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- Yes!
- No! It's terrible.
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It's terrible,
you guys.
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I love you, baby.
You're so smart.
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You're presenting this
to Ron Swanson.
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Don't talk about any
of your old, failed businesses,
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get rid
of that stupid light show,
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and definitely don't use
any weird, made-up words
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that Ron doesn't understand.
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But the presentation's
tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.
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We don't have time
to start from scratch.
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Well, if you do any of that,
he's not gonna invest, so...
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Your funeral.
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Hey!
I'm glad you're here.
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Let's go over the plan.
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Okay, you and I go stargazing
in Harvey James park,
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while my parents
slowly strangle each other
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in the living room.
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- No.
Your mom arrives at 7:00.
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We hand her a glass
of chilled white wine,
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and, oh, look,
my mom is walking over,
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and they're both
educators and mothers.
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What a fabulous coincidence.
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Then later, Stephen Wyatt
shows up--that's your dad.
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Yes.
He's terrifying.
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We make some small talk,
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and 30 minutes later,
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I show everybody
the big surprise.
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The Knope-Wyatt unity quilt.
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Ben and I are weaving
our lives together,
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so I have woven this quilt.
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It represents every member
of our new united family.
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Of all my metaphorical
art projects,
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this is by far
the coziest.
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- This is amazing.
- I know.
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I worked really hard on it.
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And, out of respect,
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I did not include any images
of the only other man
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in the world
who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
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- Yes, you did, right there.
- Hmm?
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Oh, well,
that's just a little one.
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The point is, this quilt is
going to unite the Wyatt clan.
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It's beautiful,
and it won't.
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Everyone,
before everyone else gets here,
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I'd like to make
a little toast.
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My romantic life has been
a bit of a mixed bag lately.
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And when that's the case,
it's hard not to be cynical
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about love and relationships,
but it's couples like you
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that give hope
to the rest of us.
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Leslie, you deserve the best,
and you found it.
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Ben, don't you dare hurt her.
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I won't.
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Don't laugh.
She means it.
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Okay, I-I won't.
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Seriously, son,
don't hurt her.
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Okay, I'm not planning
on hurting her.
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- You better not be.
- I'm not!
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Hey, Ben,
you best watch yourself.
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Why would any of you think
I would hurt Leslie?
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You're all my friends too.
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Nah.
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This was literally
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the most beautiful
and moving thing
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that I have ever heard.
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There, there,
baby boy.
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Take all the time you need.
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Well, sure, in a wrestling
match, Kirk would win.
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But overall, who would you
rather have at the helm
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of your
Sovereign-class starship?
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Jean-Luc Picard.
No contest.
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Hey, your mom's here.
I need you.
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Thank God.
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- There's my boy!
- Hey, Mom.
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Nice to see you.
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This is Leslie Knope,
my fiancee.
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Hi. It's--it's really nice
to finally meet you, Ms. Wyatt.
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Oh! Please call me Julia.
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Is your father here yet?
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- No fighting tonight, Mom.
- Don't worry!
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I'm going to be civil,
as long as he is.
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Frankly, after what he did
at Geoffrey's graduation--
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Oh, I have some white wine
for you, some Chardonnay.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Right this way.
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- Hey, you guys, come on in.
- Thank you.
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Ann.
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Hey.
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You all right, man?
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The toast that you gave
to Ben and Leslie
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was so beautiful,
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and I'm feeling very raw
from my therapy.
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I am so happy...
And so sad.
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It's like a perfect storm
of emotions.
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And so I'm hiding out here,
so I don't ruin this party
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for my two amazing
best friends
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who I love so much.
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Oh!
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There's no more tissue.
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- Everything ends!
- No, no, no.
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No, there's more tissue.
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- There's--
- Everything goes away.
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And I said,
rules or no rules,
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I just have to kiss
that beautiful face.
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Well, that's
a Knope woman for you.
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When we see something adorable,
we attack it.
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He is adorable,
isn't he?
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You chose well, Benny.
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Aw, thank you.
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So far, so good.
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I'll admit it.
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Things are going
surprisingly well.
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Yeah.
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And pack it up.
It's over, we're screwed.
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He brought his girlfriend?
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He wasn't supposed
to bring his girlfriend, Ben.
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Oh, Ben!
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Your father brought
his little plaything.
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- Hiya, Benny.
- Hey, Dad, hi.
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Hi.
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Unh.
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Hi, Ulani.
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Thought you weren't coming.
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Ulani is my girlfriend,
and she's important to me,
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and I need her here.
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Ulani, hi, I'm Leslie.
What a wonderful surprise.
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We're so happy
that you're here.
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What the hell, Steve?
They didn't know I was coming?
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We didn't know
it was spring break.
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Okay, thanks, everybody,
for coming.
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I'm so sorry
you all have to go home.
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Hey, Red Vines anyone?
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We're a Twizzlers family.
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Okay, we are off to a rocky start,
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but we are gonna fix this.
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Yes, we will.
I called a cab.
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It's outside.
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I gave the driver 100 bucks
to sit and wait,
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so whenever
we're ready to go--
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like, maybe right now--
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all we have to do
is walk outside.
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No, I want to be here now,
with you and your parents.
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Help me make this work.
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Okay, fine.
Best thing to do is
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distract them
with innocuous talk
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- about the stuff they care about.
- Great, like what?
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Well, they're white people
from Minnesota,
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so hockey, fishing, skiing,
sailing, and after a few drinks,
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put on a Prince album.
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Don't mention
the Green Bay Packers
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or the state of Iowa.
And also,
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I have enough
frequent flyer miles
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to get us to Australia
tonight.
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- Everything okay?
- Uh, slight speed bump.
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Everything is terrible,
but I am going to fix it
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with my secret weapon.
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Okay, well I will make sure
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that everything else
runs smoothly.
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Ann, you are such
a good friend.
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You are a beautiful, talented,
brilliant, powerful musk ox.
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Thank you, ox,
for keeping this ship afloat.
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You got it.
254
00:09:17,277 --> 00:09:19,645
Guys, I need your help,
okay?
255
00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,864
Chris is in the back room,
and he's crying.
256
00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:23,515
Go in there, calm him down,
make him feel better.
257
00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:25,868
Leslie and Ben have enough
to deal with, okay?
258
00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:27,736
Thank you.
Wait, why is Chris crying?
259
00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:31,240
- Uh, he's emotional.
- Wait, why is Chris emotional?
260
00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,208
Because he's
in therapy right now,
261
00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:34,627
and it's dredging up
a lot of stuff for him.
262
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,795
Wait, wait,
like what kind of stuff?
263
00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:38,664
Like, I don't know,
his friends are getting married,
264
00:09:38,698 --> 00:09:40,032
and he's not
dating anyone.
265
00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,001
Why isn't
he dating anyone?
266
00:09:42,035 --> 00:09:44,036
Yeah, why don't you
date him?
267
00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,138
Because I'm dating myself
right now, okay?
268
00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,891
I'm--I'm trying to figure out
how to make me happy.
269
00:09:48,925 --> 00:09:50,375
Ugh, why is it always
about you, Ann?
270
00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:51,593
Self-centered much?
271
00:09:51,645 --> 00:09:53,882
Just go, okay?
Thank you.
272
00:09:56,516 --> 00:09:58,100
- Ron in 60 seconds.
- Tom.
273
00:09:58,151 --> 00:09:59,568
I haven't seen you tonight.
274
00:09:59,602 --> 00:10:01,987
I've been working
on my presentation.
275
00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:03,322
I just came by
to congratulate Leslie,
276
00:10:03,356 --> 00:10:04,490
and then I'm heading back.
277
00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,075
I admire
the work ethic.
278
00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,327
I'm always looking
for new investments.
279
00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:10,896
Ever since I got my first job
at the age of nine,
280
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,082
I have put
all my money into gold,
281
00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:15,233
which is currently
at an all-time high.
282
00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:20,839
So I have
a certain amount of money.
283
00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:23,008
I've said too much.
284
00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:25,177
Looking forward
to tomorrow.
285
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:26,929
Yes...
About that.
286
00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:29,965
I was wondering, is there
any chance we could reschedule?
287
00:10:30,016 --> 00:10:31,467
I just want to make sure
everything is up
288
00:10:31,518 --> 00:10:32,768
to my world-class "standees."
289
00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:35,554
I like to keep
my appointments, son,
290
00:10:35,588 --> 00:10:37,022
and I like others
to do the same.
291
00:10:37,057 --> 00:10:40,275
Of course, yes.
No problem, 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.
292
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,528
I think you're gonna be
very impressed
293
00:10:42,562 --> 00:10:44,196
with our presentation.
294
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:47,316
"Our presentation"?
Who else is joining you?
295
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,650
Ricka ricka ricka ricka!
296
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,437
Swanson.
297
00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:54,272
- Jean-Ralphio.
- That's me.
298
00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:56,542
I didn't realize
you were a part of this.
299
00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:58,127
Of course he is.
He's my business partner.
300
00:10:58,161 --> 00:11:01,547
Shh! Clean!
301
00:11:01,581 --> 00:11:03,499
Business partner,
now and forever.
302
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:06,451
Hold up!
Forever 21.
303
00:11:06,469 --> 00:11:08,470
21-gun salute.
Salute your shorts.
304
00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,788
Kaboosh!
305
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:11,640
I just free-associated
all over the "mousse-tache."
306
00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:13,458
That's just one
of many skills he brings
307
00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:14,626
to this business partnership.
308
00:11:14,644 --> 00:11:16,345
What are those, shrimp?
Ah!
309
00:11:16,396 --> 00:11:19,815
Okay.
Rethink that move, son.
310
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:22,467
Let's just drive back.
I feel weird.
311
00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:25,070
Steve, you like sailing,
right?
312
00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:26,939
Not any more, since Julia
got the boat in the divorce
313
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,807
and then sold it
to a scrapyard
314
00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:30,642
because she's terrible.
315
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,810
Well, at least
you don't have to deal
316
00:11:31,828 --> 00:11:33,746
with all that boat upkeep now,
right, huh?
317
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,080
Yech, no thankee.
318
00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:37,199
Let's talk about something
other than sailing.
319
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,417
Why don't you head
in the other room?
320
00:11:38,451 --> 00:11:41,003
I have a surprise that--
there she goes.
321
00:11:41,037 --> 00:11:43,505
There's a surprise for you,
so, um, head on in.
322
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,424
I don't like surprises.
323
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:46,759
Okay, look,
you gave it a try,
324
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,378
but this quilt thing
is not going to work.
325
00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:51,096
Ben, on three separate occasions,
326
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,298
I have used a quilt
to mend fences.
327
00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:55,217
In ninth grade,
a quilt ended an argument
328
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:56,501
between my two best friends,
329
00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:58,353
and a quilt settled
330
00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:00,856
the Donna-Jerry
parking lot feud of 2006.
331
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,340
What was the third time?
332
00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:04,342
Right [Bleep] now.
333
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,944
Okay, I still don't think
it's gonna work,
334
00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:07,863
but I am really attracted
to you right now.
335
00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:11,200
I know.
Let's do this.
336
00:12:12,351 --> 00:12:13,351
Police, open up!
We have a warrant!
337
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:14,453
Just kidding, it's us.
338
00:12:14,487 --> 00:12:16,572
- Ha, we got you!
- Andy and April.
339
00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:17,856
We have someone
who wants to see you!
340
00:12:17,874 --> 00:12:19,374
Champion!
341
00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,243
Come here.
Hey, big boy.
342
00:12:21,294 --> 00:12:23,528
You are such
a brave, good dog,
343
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:24,963
with so much spirit.
344
00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:26,248
You've overcome so much.
345
00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:30,969
You are the most wonderful dog
in the whole world.
346
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:32,554
And I am so happy for you.
347
00:12:34,224 --> 00:12:36,758
Okay, everyone, I have
a surprise for all of you.
348
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,760
Voila!
349
00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:42,380
The Knope-Wyatt unity quilt!
350
00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:45,717
It represents our two families
coming together,
351
00:12:45,735 --> 00:12:47,385
and there is a personalized
square for each member
352
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:49,605
of our joint family, see?
353
00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:52,157
- Sweetheart, this is lovely.
- Thanks, Mom.
354
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:54,493
Where's my square?
355
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,061
Well,
you're not technically--
356
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,664
- Not technically what?
- Not technically an adult.
357
00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:01,416
This is a very thoughtless
omission, Leslie,
358
00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:04,402
and as far as I'm concerned,
if there's no Ulani square,
359
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,788
this is not
a legitimate unity quilt.
360
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,841
- Oh, that old Chestnut.
- Okay.
361
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:12,077
I will make
an Ulani square.
362
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,746
Very, very easy.
Okay.
363
00:13:14,764 --> 00:13:16,131
Look, this is your square now.
364
00:13:16,182 --> 00:13:17,599
What does "Ulani" mean?
365
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:19,101
"Cheerful."
366
00:13:19,135 --> 00:13:20,636
Sure.
367
00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:23,472
All right.
Look at that.
368
00:13:23,523 --> 00:13:26,424
Unity! It's that simple.
All we had to do was--
369
00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:28,093
I don't want her name
on my quilt.
370
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,262
It's not your--
it's everyone's quilt.
371
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,763
It's a unity quilt.
372
00:13:31,781 --> 00:13:34,032
I think it's mean that
you didn't do a square for me.
373
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,534
It's a disaster
is what it is.
374
00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:37,119
You can say that again,
Steve.
375
00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:39,104
See, Ben,
they're agreeing.
376
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,489
It's working.
377
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,657
Okay, I'm thinking
378
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,409
we junk everything
except the mannequins.
379
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,944
Ron's gotta see how dope
the outfits are.
380
00:13:45,962 --> 00:13:47,296
That's the business.
381
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,831
Why are we going to Ron?
Ron should be coming to us!
382
00:13:49,883 --> 00:13:51,466
We created
Entertainment 720.
383
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,668
Which was
a huge failure.
384
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:53,886
I don't know--
385
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,453
Look, a bank's
not gonna give us a loan,
386
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:58,924
and Ron loves
my entrepreneurial spirit.
387
00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:01,009
Trust me, he's our best chance
at getting start-up money.
388
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,678
I hear that.
Let's go clubbing.
389
00:14:02,729 --> 00:14:04,146
No, we gotta work.
390
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,147
Didn't you hear me say
we gotta junk
391
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,298
most of the presentation?
392
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,767
Tommy, I will always
be there for you,
393
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:10,485
no matter what,
but right now,
394
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,988
I cannot be there for you
because I have to go.
395
00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:15,741
I hate to say this, but...
396
00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:19,328
Sometimes you've gotta work
a little,
397
00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:21,663
so you can ball a lot.
398
00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:24,149
That was beautiful.
399
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:28,653
That changed me.
I'll give you ten minutes.
400
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:31,089
You have to try
to eat something, okay?
401
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,713
Mmm!
Wow, that's amazing.
402
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,882
See? There you go.
403
00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:42,351
This one's not as good.
404
00:14:42,385 --> 00:14:43,936
All right, Chris,
here's the plan.
405
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,887
I'm just gonna list off
happy things
406
00:14:45,939 --> 00:14:47,806
until you're cheered up.
407
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,109
Pizza, the beach,
rock and roll music--
408
00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:53,195
- and I'll list terrible things
to bring you back down.
409
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:55,697
Smallpox,
botched surgery,
410
00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:57,866
snails crawling
out of your mouth.
411
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,369
This is weirdly working.
It's evening me out.
412
00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:02,654
- Okay, keep going, keep going.
- Laughter.
413
00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:03,688
Snails crawling
out of your mouth.
414
00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:04,706
- The beach.
- Snails crawling out
415
00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,475
- out of your mouth.
- Cute cats.
416
00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:07,743
Snails crawling
out of your butt.
417
00:15:07,794 --> 00:15:09,411
Dave Matthews Band.
418
00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:11,046
Dave Matthews Band.
419
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,966
Look, Dad, Leslie worked
really hard on this,
420
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,418
so can you just cool it
for, like, 30 seconds?
421
00:15:16,469 --> 00:15:18,804
Sure, I can.
422
00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:20,705
But your mother can't.
See?
423
00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:23,208
She's ruining your quilt,
424
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,926
just like she ruined
our marriage!
425
00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:26,178
Mom!
426
00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:27,545
Oh, I didn't know
we could cut that.
427
00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:28,647
It had to be done, Ben.
428
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:31,099
It absolutely
did not have to be done.
429
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,151
Look, champagne!
430
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,886
Yeah, why don't we
just forget about the quilt
431
00:15:34,904 --> 00:15:37,522
- and just raise a glass?
- Yes! Toasts are fun.
432
00:15:37,556 --> 00:15:39,441
They usually signify
the end of a party.
433
00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:40,558
Here you are, Ulani.
434
00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:41,827
I'm good, thanks.
435
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,328
Oh, by all means,
go ahead and take it, Ulani.
436
00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:45,230
Or, wait, are you even
old enough to drink?
437
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,032
Yes, Julia, I am,
438
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:50,335
but I can't
because I'm pregnant.
439
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,453
You're what?
440
00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:52,788
Oh, boy.
441
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:54,172
I didn't mean
to steal your spotlight,
442
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:55,407
but the cat's
out of the bag.
443
00:15:55,425 --> 00:16:00,045
Young Ben is going to have
a new baby sister, huh?
444
00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:02,914
Still firing bullets, son.
445
00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:04,633
I cannot be
in the same room as him.
446
00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:05,934
What about the wedding?
447
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:09,087
I'm talking
about the wedding.
448
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:12,724
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Wyatt family.
449
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,631
It's like the war of the Wyatts out there!
450
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,601
- I mean, it's so brutal!
- Oh, my God.
451
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:20,902
Were you and Dad
ever like that?
452
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:23,054
Well,
like any married couple,
453
00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:25,039
honey, your father and I
fought occasionally,
454
00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:27,725
and sometimes
he won the argument,
455
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,344
and sometimes I won.
456
00:16:29,395 --> 00:16:31,930
But usually, we forgot
what we were arguing about
457
00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:33,231
and just had sex.
458
00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:35,132
- La la la la la.
- Anyway, the important thing
459
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,987
is that we always ended up
on the same team.
460
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,521
And in the same bed.
461
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,825
God, I miss that man.
462
00:16:43,859 --> 00:16:45,610
How can you be so wise
and so inappropriate
463
00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:47,311
at the same time?
464
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,647
I'm a parent.
465
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,367
I can't figure out how to phrase
this mission statement.
466
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:53,668
Let me get a shot at it.
467
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,819
I'm actually pretty good
at this stuff.
468
00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:58,256
See?
469
00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,258
You just googled,
"Amanda Bynes side boob."
470
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:01,626
What's wrong with you?
471
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,511
What's wrong with you?
Why is your safesearch on?
472
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:06,381
That is amateur hour, Tom.
473
00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:09,100
Listen, we've been at this
for an entire evening.
474
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,885
I say, why don't
we cut our losses?
475
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:13,438
If it was such a good idea,
we would be millionaires by now.
476
00:17:13,472 --> 00:17:14,522
Hello.
477
00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,307
Look, man,
I believe in this idea.
478
00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:18,860
Do you?
479
00:17:18,894 --> 00:17:21,012
You know
I love you, but...
480
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,897
I don't think you're as serious
about this business as I am.
481
00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:26,517
Oh, yeah, no,
I'm definitely not.
482
00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:40,915
Hey, I got your text.
What are you doing?
483
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:42,884
I grabbed all of the brownies
from the dessert table
484
00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:44,135
and four bottles of wine.
485
00:17:44,169 --> 00:17:45,386
Get in the car.
We're going to Australia.
486
00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:47,255
- Leslie--
- I am so sorry for everything.
487
00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:49,641
I love you,
and I want to be on your team.
488
00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:51,259
I am on your team,
but I think that
489
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,894
our team should be
far away from here.
490
00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:55,063
Normally, I would get
in the cab with you,
491
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:58,215
but I am so sick of them
ruining everything,
492
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,101
and I really liked
that unity quilt.
493
00:18:00,152 --> 00:18:02,854
- It was a good quilt.
- It was an awesome quilt.
494
00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:05,156
Look, my parents are insane,
495
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,492
but they need to be
at our wedding.
496
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:08,826
You know what?
497
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,495
It's time for this team
498
00:18:10,529 --> 00:18:12,196
- to come up with a new plan.
- I agree.
499
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,332
Phase one of our new plan,
you get in the backseat
500
00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:16,617
of this cab, and we hardcore
make out for 15 minutes.
501
00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:18,002
I would love
to do that.
502
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,837
I'm just not sure if the driver
would be okay with it.
503
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:22,373
For another 100 bucks,
you can do whatever you want.
504
00:18:22,907 --> 00:18:24,375
Let's do this.
505
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:28,129
Swan song!
506
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,547
What up, my man?
507
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:32,100
- Ow, are you kidding me?
- Jean-Ralphio.
508
00:18:32,134 --> 00:18:34,385
I thought you and Tom were
working on your presentation.
509
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:37,355
No, I decided it was best
if I took my talents elsewhere.
510
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:39,557
- Do you know what I mean?
- You abandoned your friend?
511
00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,559
God, no.
He fired me, straight up.
512
00:18:41,593 --> 00:18:43,361
Talked about how I
wasn't serious enough
513
00:18:43,395 --> 00:18:44,428
about the project,
514
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:46,030
how he needed to grow up.
515
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:48,483
Anyway, I have an amazing
investment idea for you.
516
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,451
Condoms with pictures
on them.
517
00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:51,703
- Pass.
- Good. Smart.
518
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,037
I think you made
the right decision.
519
00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:55,606
Take care.
520
00:18:55,624 --> 00:18:58,209
Oh. Chris?
521
00:18:58,243 --> 00:19:01,045
Seems like the storm has passed.
Indeed it has.
522
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,414
I can't believe that I spent
the entire party in a room
523
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:06,134
being happy-sad
on a night that means so much
524
00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:07,418
to my two best friends.
525
00:19:07,452 --> 00:19:08,786
I mean,
you're going through a lot.
526
00:19:08,804 --> 00:19:11,222
You need to purge all this stuff
that's been building up.
527
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:13,558
This lesbian nurse
is right, Chris.
528
00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:15,459
You can't keep it
all bottled up.
529
00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:17,645
Maybe you're right.
Maybe all of my emotions
530
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:20,098
tumbling out like this means
that I can get a clean start.
531
00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,632
Well, for that,
you're gonna have to visit
532
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:22,633
the bathroom first.
533
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:23,935
- Right?
- No.
534
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,302
- Ann Perkins!
- Nope.
535
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,106
You are, without a doubt,
the queen of toilet humor.
536
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:32,693
That's all
I ever wanted to be.
537
00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:35,129
This was supposed to be
a happy occasion.
538
00:19:35,164 --> 00:19:36,864
You were
supposed to come here,
539
00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:40,084
celebrate your son's engagement,
maybe bury the ax?
540
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,385
And not
in each other's back.
541
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:44,822
But it did not
work out that way.
542
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,257
So here is the new plan.
543
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,025
I don't expect you
to like each other,
544
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,161
but you have to come
to the wedding, okay?
545
00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:51,662
We'll seat you far away
from each other.
546
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,847
You don't even
have to socialize.
547
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:54,715
Yeah, in fact,
we insist that you don't.
548
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,500
But you do have
to show up
549
00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:58,002
and tell us
that you had a great time.
550
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,353
That's the deal.
551
00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:01,672
You can either take it,
or you can take it.
552
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,341
I can take it.
I'm sorry.
553
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,278
- I'm sorry too, Benny.
- Sorry. Whatever.
554
00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:09,030
Aw,
what a beautiful apology.
555
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:10,181
- Julia...
- Guys.
556
00:20:10,199 --> 00:20:11,182
Sorry.
557
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,950
Ben's parents are insane,
558
00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:14,118
but he is not.
He's amazing.
559
00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:16,404
And that's all that matters.
560
00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:18,706
I guess he might
become insane as he ages.
561
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:21,793
I should keep an eye out
for that.
562
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,544
Also, for the record,
my unity quilt worked.
563
00:20:23,579 --> 00:20:26,547
So technically, I am three
for three with unity quilts.
564
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:27,715
We only have
30 bucks left.
565
00:20:27,749 --> 00:20:28,883
Let's go.
Oh, okay.
566
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,251
Get ready, driver.
567
00:20:30,302 --> 00:20:32,720
We're gonna make out so hard
in the back of your cab.
568
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,700
Are you okay, son?
Did you get any sleep?
569
00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:42,447
Uh, not really.
I stayed up most of the night.
570
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,783
But that's not important.
571
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,752
Let me tell you
about Rent A Swag.
572
00:20:47,754 --> 00:20:48,919
- Now--
- No need, Tom.
573
00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,504
I'm in.
574
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:53,240
I like doing business
with serious people,
575
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:56,694
and when you removed yourself
from the company of that moron,
576
00:20:56,696 --> 00:20:59,196
you showed me
you're a serious person.
577
00:20:59,198 --> 00:21:01,215
- You have your start-up money.
- Wow.
578
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,534
I appreciate it.
579
00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:04,719
Tommy "T"!
580
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,305
You just missed the craziest
of crazies.
581
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,223
Clubs. Girls. Dancing.
582
00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:11,726
Naked. Mom? Argument.
583
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,345
Police. Fleeing the scene.
Hiding in a Dumpster.
584
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:15,546
Coming here.
585
00:21:15,548 --> 00:21:17,231
Crashing on your couch
for a week 'cause
586
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,684
♪ technically,
I'm homeless ♪
587
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,152
Hey, "mousse-tache."
I'ma hit the couch.
588
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,886
You know where I be.
589
00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:27,886
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