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Yeah, it's a lot
of foot traffic, Tommy.
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I like it.
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Oh, "day-yay-yam,"
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it is kind of
a sausage party in here.
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For the record,
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would hit it, would hit,
would hit.
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Hard pass.
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Tom, who is this... person?
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This is
Mona-Lisa Saperstein,
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my new sales associate.
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Mona-Lisa Saperstein?
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- Does that mean--
- ♪ Oh, yeah
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she's my sister.
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My twin sister,
from the same mister.
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Thank you so much
for hiring Mona-Lisa.
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It means so much to me.
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Even though,
honestly, she's...
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♪ The wo-o-orst.
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She is the worst person
in the world.
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Huge skank.
Terrible.
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But thank you.
It means a lot.
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Of course. Got to keep it
in the family.
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Yeah, but does it have to be
this family?
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Actually, that reminds me,
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Ba-ba-ba-boss man...
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I need to leave early today
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because my shrink
got me and him tickets
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to a Pitbull concert.
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And I already committed
to that.
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And so if you say
that I can't go,
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it's like you're taking
something away from me.
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Um, store's really busy.
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- I kinda need you to stay.
- Mm-hmm.
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I totally hear you.
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Um, I also don't like
what you're saying.
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So if you say no,
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I will start a fire
in the bathroom.
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Okay, I guess you can go.
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Yeah, I know I can.
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What did I tell you, huh?
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♪ The wo-o-o-orst.
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She's the worst
in the world.
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Jean-Ralphio.
How are you?
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Hello.
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Welcome to Pawnee Videodome.
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Today we'll be screening
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Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic
Paths Of Glory.
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It's about three men who refuse
to go on a suicide mission
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and are executed for cowardice.
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Or we could, you know,
maybe screen a different movie.
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One that's
a little bit more upbeat.
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Like Finding Nemo or...
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I could do, uh,Shoah.
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Okay,Paths Of Glory it is.
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This is the Pawnee Videodome.
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And we are here
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because I started a program
to help local business.
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This is a Pawnee institution.
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This is the place
where Perd Hapley
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shot his movie review show
Lights, Camera, Perd.
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It's a heartwarming story,
but it's just not believable.
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Which is why
I give E. T. 1 1/2 stars.
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Andy, it's over.
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Get up, Andy.
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What are you doing?
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What's everybody--
where are we?
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The reason I love that film
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is that it's really depressing.
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Speaking of which, sadly,
next month,
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Pawnee Videodome
will be closing its doors.
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- Forever.
- No!
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For those of you that
have attended our screenings,
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I want to thank you
for your patronage,
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though I wish you would have
rented more movies.
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Guys, we have to help out
Dennis and his business.
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Everybody rent something,
so we can help Dennis.
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Sir, will you rent something?
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Why would I do that?
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All movies are online
for free.
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I'm watching Iron Man 2
on my phone right now.
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Okay, you're not helping.
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I, for one, am going to rent
Finding Nemo.
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Ooh, we don't carry cartoons.
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But if you want a film
about the ocean,
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we have a documentary
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about the brutality
of Japan's whaling industry.
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It's called
Tears Of My Blowhole.
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And it's--it's nauseating.
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I'll just buy
some red vines.
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Oh, we only have
Japanese slime candy
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and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls.
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Leslie, seriously,
where are we?
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All these kids
have fathers
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and mothers
who have birthed them
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and are guiding them
through life.
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Yep, that's how it works.
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How are you feeling?
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Did you make
your dad-cision yet?
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I am 100% certain
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that I am 0% sure
of what I'm going to do.
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Ann Perkins asked me
if I would like to donate sperm,
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so she can have a baby.
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It's a battle
between my primal desire
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to bring a child
into this world
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and my paralyzing fear
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of negatively affecting
any living thing.
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There's $60 missing
from the register.
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I think Mona-Lisa's
stealing from me.
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Yeah, it is
absolutely Mona-Lisa.
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100%.
She's a total klepto.
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And nympho and pyro--
all those things.
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Okay, as your CFO,
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I recommend getting rid
of her immediately.
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I'm throwing
a huge cocktail party tomorrow
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for all my best clients.
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I don't have time
to find someone new.
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This sucks.
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You know,
when I was in high school,
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we had to spend a week
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carrying around
a sack of flour,
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pretending it was a kid.
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Why don't you
make Tom your sack of flour,
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see how it feels
to parent him a little?
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Ben, that is literally
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the greatest idea
in human history.
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I heard "sack of flour"
and "high school."
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Are you dingdongs making
fake drugs for sophomores?
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Because if true,
this guy wants in.
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Yeah, just have Mr. Traeger
call me when he gets back in.
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Actually, you know what?
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Don't tell him that I called.
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Just when he gets there,
can you text me
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and tell me he's back?
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You know what?
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Let's just pretend
this didn't happen, okay?
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This is Jerry Gergich calling.
Bye.
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I have to tell you
a secret.
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But if you tell anyone,
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I will kill you slowly
with a giant syringe.
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Good morning, April.
What's your secret?
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I'm thinking about applying
to veterinary school
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in Bloomington.
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Oh, my God, April,
that's great!
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Whoa!
Where'd you get that?
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The Internet.
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So I really need
a letter of recommendation.
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And since you work
in a hospital,
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- as a janitor...
- Nurse.
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I was wondering if maybe
you would write one for me?
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Really?
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Generally, between us,
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April always has
the upper hand.
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And that hand
is usually giving me the finger
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or pouring honey
in my purse.
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But now I have
the upper hand.
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And I'm going to use it
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to crush her...
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Into being nice
to me.
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I would be happy
to write you that letter.
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I actually know
the guy who runs
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the veterinary program
over there.
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Because you hooked up
with him?
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I don't hook up
with everyone I know.
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Although, yes,
we did hook up.
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But before I write you
that letter,
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you have to spend
the next week with me
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and do everything I say.
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So I have to be your slave
or something?
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No, you have to be
my friend.
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No, that is
so much worse.
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Don't do that.
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I think I have a plan
of how to save your store.
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If we get
the Pawnee Historical Society
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to declare your store
as a historical landmark,
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then you might get enough
of a tax break
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to keep your business afloat.
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That sounds
like the government
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meddling
in private enterprise.
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Well, Ron, we all know
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how much you love
the free market.
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But the Pawnee Videodome
is the only place in town
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where people gather
to do something intellectual.
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That and the slam poetry nights
at Beanie's Coffee.
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But I do not count those
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because those poems
do not rhyme.
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Anything can be a slam poem
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if you say it like this.
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It's pointless.
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This man is a failure.
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He is not up to snuff.
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His business is failing,
and you're bailing it out.
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This is a bailout,
and I don't like it.
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And there are some pretty
intellectual conversations
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down at Barrett's Hardware.
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You may get
a little heat for this, okay?
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So use
your money wisely.
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Get popular films
that people wanna see.
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Like, uh,
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get the Tarkovsky movies
with the subtitles.
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No. Like Pixar.
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Reese Witherspoon.
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I know this is gonna hurt,
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but maybe some Michael Bay.
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What? No, no.
No.
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Tom, I have something
I need to talk to you about.
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- Do we need to sit like this?
- Yes.
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Mona-Lisa's taking advantage
of you.
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And I'm sure
that it's not easy
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when it's the sister
of a dear friend.
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Oh, no, it's not that.
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She scares the crap
out of me.
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I once saw her punch
a police horse in the face.
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Speak directly to her
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and tell her,
"I will not be disrespected."
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You're Tom Haverford.
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You're a smart,
successful young man
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with an adorable,
little belly.
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Stand up for yourself.
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Yeah, I'll talk to her
before the party.
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And if she murders me,
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tell Jean-Ralphio
to clear my browser history.
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Thanks for the advice, man.
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You're welcome.
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Son.
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What's that?
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- Nothing.
- All right.
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Pawnee Videodome
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is where I rented
my first Bruce Lee movie.
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And my second Bruce Lee movie.
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And when I was
in seventh grade,
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I went out back
in the alley behind the store,
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and there was
a giant hornet's nest.
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And I threw a rock at it,
and it exploded.
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- And hornets came out.
- Andy-
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The point is,
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obviously,
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you do not throw rocks
at a hornet's nest.
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And the point is also
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that the Pawnee Videodome
is a place
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with tremendous community value,
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where people gather
to expand their horizons.
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Any other comments here
before we vo--
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Ron?
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What are you doing
at a city council meeting?
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Are you lost?
Are you hurt?
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No, I am here
to express an opinion.
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This action
by Councilwoman Knope
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is nothing more
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than a thinly veiled
government bailout.
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And I, for one, refuse
to let her turn this town
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into a socialist hellscape.
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Allow me to elaborate.
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The government should not
prop up a failed business.
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That would be like giving food
to a mortally wounded animal
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instead of slitting
its throat
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and properly utilizing
its meat and pelt.
258
00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:36,536
Please stop talking
about wounded meat.
259
00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:39,772
Pawnee needs a place
where the community can gather
260
00:08:39,807 --> 00:08:41,424
to discuss
and appreciate art.
261
00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:44,561
A place where you can rent
such films as Cinema Paradiso
262
00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:46,412
or Rashomon.
263
00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:47,564
You rented Rashomon?
264
00:08:47,598 --> 00:08:49,532
What was your favorite part
of that?
265
00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,134
I haven't rented it,
actually, yet.
266
00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:53,386
But I like the idea
that there is a place
267
00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:55,371
where I could rent Rashomon.
268
00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:57,373
Uh, you can
just watch it online,
269
00:08:57,424 --> 00:08:58,975
for free,
whenever you want.
270
00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:00,059
Bailiff!
271
00:09:00,094 --> 00:09:01,461
Thank you, Mr. Swanson,
272
00:09:01,495 --> 00:09:04,096
for your absurd opinion,
which is shared by no one.
273
00:09:04,114 --> 00:09:05,949
Now, are there
any more public comments
274
00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:08,985
before we vote?
Mm.
275
00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:10,770
How much to rent
this jacket?
276
00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:13,623
Oh. Curly Sue,
that jacket is so ugly.
277
00:09:13,657 --> 00:09:14,740
You should just take it.
278
00:09:14,758 --> 00:09:16,125
It's 15 for the day,
279
00:09:16,177 --> 00:09:17,260
40 for the week.
280
00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:18,511
Thank you.
281
00:09:18,529 --> 00:09:19,863
We appreciate your business.
282
00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:21,381
Mona-Lisa!
283
00:09:21,415 --> 00:09:22,916
Did you order the champagne
for the client party tonight?
284
00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:25,668
Did I order the what
for the what-what what, what?
285
00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,971
What are you even talking about
right now?
286
00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:29,772
Okay, we need
to discuss your work habits.
287
00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:31,858
Okay, sure,
but after I take a quick nap
288
00:09:31,892 --> 00:09:34,410
because ecstasy takes
289
00:09:34,461 --> 00:09:36,713
♪ forever to leave my system
290
00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:39,565
No. We're doing this now.
291
00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,217
You need to start putting in
more of an effort
292
00:09:41,252 --> 00:09:42,986
and start respecting
my authority around here!
293
00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:43,970
Or else what?
294
00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:46,322
Or else I'll fire you.
295
00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:47,640
What did you just say?
296
00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:49,709
I said, if you don't shape up,
I'll fire you.
297
00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:50,827
Do you understand?
298
00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:53,413
You are so freaking sexy
right now,
299
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:54,464
I could crap my pants.
300
00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:56,299
Ugh.
301
00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:57,583
What are you doing?
302
00:09:58,686 --> 00:10:00,320
I guess
it would have to be
303
00:10:00,354 --> 00:10:01,804
Channing Tatum's body,
304
00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,740
Ryan Gosling's face,
305
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:07,260
and Michael Fassbender's...
sense of humor.
306
00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:08,528
What about you?
307
00:10:08,562 --> 00:10:09,528
Build your perfect guy.
308
00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:10,496
Um...
309
00:10:10,514 --> 00:10:12,098
Yao Ming's torso,
310
00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:13,583
Napoleon's brain,
311
00:10:13,617 --> 00:10:16,152
and The Hunchback
of Notre Dame's hunchback.
312
00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,287
Do you like my nails?
313
00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,372
Even though she hides it
314
00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,008
underneath layers of sarcasm,
resentment, and grumpiness,
315
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,927
I know,
deep down somewhere,
316
00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:25,478
April likes me.
317
00:10:25,512 --> 00:10:27,814
I'm kind of just fracking
for friendship.
318
00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:30,783
Gene Strackwell,
owner of Strackwell Hardware.
319
00:10:30,818 --> 00:10:33,503
Is there a form I need
to fill out for the bailout?
320
00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,605
We're not bailing anyone out.
321
00:10:35,639 --> 00:10:39,259
Pawnee Videodome is receiving
historical landmark status.
322
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:40,410
We've been around
way longer
323
00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:42,528
than that stupid
art house movie bullcrap.
324
00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:45,365
And people need places
to buy tools.
325
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:46,966
Uh, you can
just buy tools online.
326
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,284
Bailiff, why is he back
in here?
327
00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:49,602
How did you get back in here?
328
00:10:49,636 --> 00:10:51,004
I'll see myself out.
Don't worry about it.
329
00:10:51,038 --> 00:10:52,872
I heard you were giving out
free money.
330
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,507
I need $3,000.
331
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:55,642
Minimum.
332
00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,510
Mr. Fantringham,
the city of Pawnee
333
00:10:57,544 --> 00:10:58,795
is not gonna give you
a personal loan.
334
00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:00,747
What would you do
if one of your citizens
335
00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:03,249
was about to come into
some serious physical harm...
336
00:11:03,284 --> 00:11:05,568
Unless he got $3,000?
337
00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:06,836
I'd call the police.
338
00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:09,055
You cannot call
the police.
339
00:11:09,073 --> 00:11:11,991
Wilson Gromling
of the "Liberty or Die" party.
340
00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:14,594
These government handouts
are deplorable.
341
00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:16,245
You're just handing out
blank checks.
342
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,430
I was on food stamps.
343
00:11:17,464 --> 00:11:18,681
I was on Welfare.
344
00:11:18,732 --> 00:11:19,983
And nobody ever helped me.
345
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,718
This is not
a blank check.
346
00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,653
I have given
specific instructions
347
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:24,904
to the Pawnee Videodome
348
00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,589
about how they are going
to spend their money.
349
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,925
In a few days,
Dennis will reopen.
350
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,877
The store will serve
a wider range
351
00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:32,312
of Pawnee's citizens,
352
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,882
and a Pawnee cultural
institution will be saved.
353
00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:37,734
- Are there any other comments?
- Yes.
354
00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:40,787
The Pawnee chapter
of the "Liberty or Die" party
355
00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:42,221
has hit some hard times.
356
00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:43,556
We were wondering
357
00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:46,092
if maybe the town
could loan us some money.
358
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,810
Mm-hmm.
359
00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,947
Tom, how did it go
with Mona-Lisa?
360
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,965
I told her she needed
to change her attitude,
361
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,001
or I was gonna have
to fire her.
362
00:11:55,035 --> 00:11:57,820
Well, that is very responsible
and mature.
363
00:11:57,855 --> 00:11:58,988
She took it well?
364
00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:01,391
Um... yeah.
365
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:04,243
For some reason,
she got super turned on.
366
00:12:04,278 --> 00:12:06,796
We started making out.
Hard.
367
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,498
Next thing you know,
we're back at my place,
368
00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:09,899
having sex.
369
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,517
We're together now.
370
00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:13,486
Hey, bitch, I need
to borrow some money
371
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,621
to do something that
is none of your damn beeswax,
372
00:12:15,656 --> 00:12:18,724
namely, I need to wax my bee.
373
00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:19,692
Here you go.
374
00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:21,377
I'd still hit it.
375
00:12:21,428 --> 00:12:22,762
I'm coolin' on you.
376
00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:26,366
See? Perfect!
377
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,251
Okay,
you have to choose one.
378
00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:29,569
I can't think.
379
00:12:29,603 --> 00:12:31,921
These braids you did
are making my brain hurt.
380
00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:33,956
Fine. Miranda.
381
00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,308
No, I think
you're a Charlotte.
382
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:37,393
You're like
a scary Charlotte.
383
00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:38,678
Hey.
384
00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:40,313
Hey, you.
385
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,915
What's--
what's up?
386
00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:44,650
Nothin'.
387
00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:46,469
This is weird.
388
00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:47,737
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, it is.
389
00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:49,092
- Why is it weird?
- It's not weird.
390
00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:51,307
Do you want
to talk in private?
391
00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:53,092
No, anything you can say
to Ann, you can say to me
392
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,144
because we're best friends
this week.
393
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,279
C-can we talk later?
394
00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:57,296
- Yeah.
- Okay.
395
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,598
Why don't you talk now?
396
00:12:58,632 --> 00:12:59,999
- No, talk to you later.
- Chris, we can talk now.
397
00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:01,884
- What's going on, best friend?
- Nothing, never mind.
398
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,319
- Tell me.
- Nothing's happening.
399
00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:04,754
Back to forced friendship.
400
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:05,909
Hey, let's go
put on our pj's
401
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,857
and make White Russians.
So fun.
402
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:10,660
Councilwoman.
403
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:11,978
I just came down
404
00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:13,863
to see the effects
of your government intervention,
405
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:15,314
and I've got to hand it
to you--
406
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:17,133
You really turned
this place around.
407
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,068
Really?
408
00:13:19,603 --> 00:13:21,654
Oh, my God,
this is amazing, Dennis.
409
00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:22,872
- Hey.
- You did it!
410
00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:25,041
We did it!
I did it.
411
00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:27,009
- This is me.
- Yes, it was.
412
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,277
I took your advice.
413
00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:30,863
Got rid of all
those dusty, old foreign films
414
00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,248
and used the money
for the part of our business
415
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:33,583
that's always done
pretty well for us.
416
00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:35,501
Give the people
what they want, right?
417
00:13:35,536 --> 00:13:36,696
This isn't
what people want.
418
00:13:37,303 --> 00:13:39,288
It's definitely
what that guy wants.
419
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,073
I like this store now.
420
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:42,625
Do you realize
what you have done?
421
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:46,095
The Pawnee government now
effectively owns a porn shop.
422
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,648
You have made us
porn peddlers!
423
00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:56,612
Hello everyone,
I'm Brandi Maxxxx.
424
00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:59,164
Let's give a big round of
applause to Councilwoman Knope
425
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,482
for keeping this store
in business!
426
00:14:00,516 --> 00:14:03,902
No.
Everyone stop applauding.
427
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,754
For the record, I was
just trying to help a place
428
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,872
that had
tremendous cultural value.
429
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,959
Leslie, you've always been
a huge supporter of my work.
430
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,511
No, no, I haven't.
431
00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,045
So I'm thrilled
to tell you
432
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:16,064
that I'm playing Leslie Knope
433
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,532
in the porn version
of the story
434
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,101
of this government bailout!
435
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,819
Please don't do that.
436
00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:22,871
- Oh, we already filmed it.
- Oh!
437
00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:24,773
The porn industry in town
was really faltering.
438
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,224
But now we're back.
439
00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:27,542
You're our hero!
440
00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:30,195
Oh!
441
00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:32,447
Okay.
Are you ready?
442
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,232
For you to tell me
what's going on with Chris? Yes.
443
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,634
No.
To sing.
444
00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:37,786
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪
445
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,221
♪ and you will find me
446
00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:42,157
♪ time after time
Go.
447
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,875
No, tell me about Chris.
448
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,410
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪
449
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:46,962
♪ I'll be waitin'...
450
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,213
Tell me about Chris,
or I'm leaving,
451
00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,966
and I don't care
about the letter.
452
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,283
I wanna have a baby,
453
00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:53,985
and I asked Chris
to donate his sperm.
454
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,341
And he's taking
a really long time
455
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,172
to make up his mind,
and it's really freaking me out.
456
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,256
And I can't stop thinking
about it,
457
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,624
and I'm obsessing
about it,
458
00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:00,909
and I want to think
about anything else but that,
459
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,562
but it's making me crazy.
460
00:15:06,382 --> 00:15:10,068
♪ Secrets stolen
461
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:12,303
♪ from deep inside.
462
00:15:12,321 --> 00:15:13,488
- You know this song already?
- Of course I do.
463
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,373
Everyone knows this song.
It's amazing.
464
00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:18,343
♪ The drum beats
out of time ♪
465
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,145
♪ if you're lost,
you can look ♪
466
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:22,214
♪ and you will find me
467
00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:24,516
♪ time after time
468
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,035
♪ if you fall,
I will catch you ♪
469
00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:29,221
♪ oh, I'll be waiting
470
00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:31,690
♪ time after time
471
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,775
♪ time after time
472
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,861
♪ time after time.
473
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,183
This never happened.
474
00:15:42,935 --> 00:15:45,237
I made everything worse.
475
00:15:45,271 --> 00:15:46,621
If Tom were a bag of flour,
476
00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,256
that flour would never grow up
477
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,325
to be a happy,
well-adjusted loaf of bread.
478
00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:51,626
Much less
a bran muffin,
479
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,621
which is the highest honor
that flour can achieve.
480
00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:56,047
Okay, so you're
really gonna say no to Ann?
481
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:58,667
I care about Ann very deeply,
but...
482
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:01,503
I just don't know
if I'm cut out to be a dad.
483
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,473
You know, Chris,
every parent makes mistakes.
484
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,625
I mean, lord knows
I've made plenty.
485
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:09,628
But it's the small victories
that keep you going.
486
00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:12,798
When you see your little one
take her first step
487
00:16:12,832 --> 00:16:14,616
or--or graduate college,
488
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,318
oh, my God, it just makes it
all worth it.
489
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,504
And another thing is if--
490
00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:21,490
If, like--
491
00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:23,908
If I--
492
00:16:23,926 --> 00:16:25,560
You know,
and then your kid's--
493
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:26,945
because you're like--vrrrr--
I don't know.
494
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,130
And everyone's like,
495
00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:29,598
"Oh."
496
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:30,816
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
497
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,868
I--no one ever lets me
talk this long.
498
00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:33,985
I just got lost.
499
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,286
It was a beautiful point.
500
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:37,105
And very well said,
right up until that moment
501
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:39,374
that you started babbling
incoherently.
502
00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:41,693
And I'll have
the number eight.
503
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:44,362
That's a party platter.
It serves 12 people.
504
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,730
I know
what I'm about, son.
505
00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,132
Go ahead, Ron.
Let me have it.
506
00:16:48,151 --> 00:16:49,400
Oh, wait,
I'll do it for you.
507
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,303
I told you so, Leslie.
508
00:16:51,337 --> 00:16:52,554
This is what happens
509
00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:53,955
when the government interferes
with business.
510
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,657
Government is bad,
business is good.
511
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,893
Free market.
512
00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,644
Capitalism
is the only way, Leslie.
513
00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:01,713
It moves
our country forward.
514
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:03,248
It's what makes
America great.
515
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,034
And England okay
and France terrible.
516
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,286
I like capitalism.
I love competition.
517
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,604
I'm more competitive
than you.
518
00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:10,672
- I don't think so.
- I think so.
519
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,107
- Settle down.
- No, settle up.
520
00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:13,592
'Cause the bill's been paid,
and I've paid it,
521
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:14,793
and I've won.
522
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,962
Look, the point is
there has to be a way
523
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,079
for the government
to help places
524
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,314
that add community value
525
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,566
but don't necessarily
rake in the money.
526
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:22,801
There is not.
527
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,603
The free market is a jungle.
528
00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:27,789
It's beautiful and brutal
and should be left alone.
529
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,908
When a business fails,
it dies,
530
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:31,426
and a new, better one
takes its place.
531
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:35,030
Just let business be business
and government be government.
532
00:17:35,064 --> 00:17:36,147
Here you go.
533
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,983
And one number eight.
534
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,652
All right, party time.
535
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,921
I would suggest sticking
around and watching him eat it
536
00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:44,089
'cause it only takes
four minutes,
537
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:45,156
and it's pretty amazing.
538
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,360
These will not
be necessary.
539
00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:51,798
Here is your letter
of recommendation,
540
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:53,331
so you're off the hook.
541
00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,133
No need to pretend
to be my friend anymore.
542
00:17:55,168 --> 00:17:57,069
Thank God.
543
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,737
I can't tell
if you actually hate me
544
00:17:58,755 --> 00:18:00,222
or if this
is just how you are,
545
00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:02,307
but I had fun hanging out
with you.
546
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,527
So I don't care what you say,
you're my friend.
547
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,329
And I hope you get
into veterinary school
548
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,765
because I like you,
so there.
549
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:11,633
I got you something too.
550
00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:13,602
A baby-naming book.
551
00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:15,203
I hope it works out
with Chris.
552
00:18:15,238 --> 00:18:18,240
And if it doesn't, I hope
it works out with someone.
553
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,374
We're gonna hug now.
554
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:20,676
- No.
- Yeah.
555
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,944
Ow! You're hurting me!
556
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:24,863
Mm! Lot of hot "D"
in here tonight.
557
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,915
Ooh, look
at that chunky hunky.
558
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,317
Go over there
and talk to him
559
00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:29,511
and find out
what his deal is.
560
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:31,286
No, I'm not gonna talk
to some other guy.
561
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:32,921
When we're together,
you can't check out other guys.
562
00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:34,156
That's the deal.
563
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:35,540
Or else it's over between us,
you understand?
564
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:38,560
Mm! Tommy laying down the law.
A little feisty.
565
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:40,462
I like that, okay?
I'ma go get a soda.
566
00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:42,130
Do you want
to have sex somewhere
567
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:43,649
after I do that?
568
00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:45,269
- Sure.
- All right.
569
00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:50,172
Well.
570
00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:53,125
Looks like things
with Mona-Lisa are...
571
00:18:53,159 --> 00:18:54,359
Continuing.
572
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,244
Yeah. I think
I'm gradually transforming her
573
00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:58,113
from truly terrible
to only kinda terrible.
574
00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:00,265
It's the small victories,
you know?
575
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:01,633
Indeed.
576
00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,285
The small victories.
577
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:04,469
I know
she's kind of a monster,
578
00:19:04,504 --> 00:19:05,721
but whatever.
579
00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:07,856
I'm young.
She's sexy.
580
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,424
I'm just gonna see
where this roller coaster goes.
581
00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:11,109
Fair enough.
582
00:19:11,143 --> 00:19:12,995
Is there anything else
you need help with?
583
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,546
Have you learned
how to ride a bike yet?
584
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,131
Yeah.
I'm 28 years old.
585
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,419
I'm proud of you, bud.
586
00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:22,004
Thanks!
587
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:23,438
Ann Perkins.
588
00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:26,208
Is that
a happy "Ann Perkins,"
589
00:19:26,242 --> 00:19:28,259
or is that
a bad-news "Ann Perkins"?
590
00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:29,594
Oh, happy.
Obviously.
591
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:30,950
The bad-news one
sounds like this.
592
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,647
"Ann Perkins."
593
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:33,999
Oh.
594
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,233
Well, I've thought about it.
595
00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:36,401
And I'm in.
596
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:37,702
I want to be a parent.
597
00:19:37,737 --> 00:19:39,704
I want to raise a child,
598
00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:42,323
with all the ups and downs
599
00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:45,844
and challenges
that comes with it.
600
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:47,629
Chris, this is so great.
601
00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:49,514
- I'm so happy.
- Me too.
602
00:19:49,548 --> 00:19:52,684
Well, I guess your uter-you
and my uter-me
603
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,552
are now our uter-us.
604
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:56,371
Don't make me change my mind.
605
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:59,975
Although we are all sad
and deeply grossed out
606
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,443
that the Pawnee Videodome
607
00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,462
is turning
into a porno palace,
608
00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:05,864
I am happy to announce
that the Pawnee government
609
00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:09,000
will be hosting
a weekly movie night
610
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,368
here at the Community Center.
611
00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:13,305
There will be free screenings
followed by a discussion
612
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,674
led by local film buff
Dennis Lerpiss.
613
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,309
Tonight's film is...
614
00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:18,844
The Sound Of Music.
615
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:21,346
And... action.
616
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,266
I'm glad you're here,
Dong Swanson.
617
00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:26,467
The local video store's
about to go under.
618
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:27,652
We have to save it.
619
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:28,887
Oh, this is the wrong movie.
620
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,338
We ne--
shut this down, please.
621
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,124
- Shut it down.
- Sorry, Leslie.
622
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,809
I'm a strict libertarian,
623
00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:35,694
and I don't believe in bailouts.
624
00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,462
This is not how it happened.
625
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,963
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626
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:46,963
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