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Hey!
What the hell is this?
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I'm guessing it's my latest
budget cut proposal
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based on your rage sweat.
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First of all,
I am rage glowing.
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Second, you wanna cut funding
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for the Pawnee Palms
Public Putt-Putt?
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What did
the P.P.P.P.P. ever do to you?
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Ron is very anti-government,
and he has that philosophy,
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but there are just certain
things that you don't cut.
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Schools, police, mini-golf,
merry-go-rounds, parades,
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gazebo repair,
roads and bridges, whatever.
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Pretty gardens,
hummingbird feeders.
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I believe in cutting
useless government projects.
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I also believe
in cutting useful projects,
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future projects,
and past projects.
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The Hoover Dam
is a travesty.
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You also believe
in making furniture.
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Why don't you go
solder a chair instead?
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Do you expect me
to make a chair
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out of transistor chips
and small wires?
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Look, the defunding
of the mini-golf course
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is on the agenda for the city
council meeting tomorrow.
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I'm sure you'll argue against it
with your trademark vigor.
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Oh, I will argue,
and I'm gonna win.
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That putt-putt
is gonna be around forever,
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and when I am done with it,
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it'll attract more visitors
than the Hoover Dam.
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And it'll produce double
the amount of electricity.
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- How?
- I'll figure it out.
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It already has windmills.
Who cares?
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Councilmen, I have something
to discuss with you,
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but before I do,
can I just point out
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how handsome
the both of you look today?
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- Yeah, I know.
- I feel very ill.
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Okay, well, tomorrow
we are voting on funding
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for the mini-golf course,
and personally,
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I think it is great
for families,
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it's a great job creator,
and it's extremely cute.
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I'm wondering which way
you two are leaning.
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Well, the last time
I was there,
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I saw kids of all races
getting along and playing.
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It was terrible.
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So I'm voting
to get rid of it.
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At least you have
a good reason.
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Well, Howser is with me.
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Milton is with Dexhart.
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Jeremy, you're the swing vote.
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- What do you think?
- Hmm.
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Well, on the one hand, I love
cutting government programs.
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On the other hand,
mini-golf rules.
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And on the third hand,
I hate both you and Ron Swanson.
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So this one could go either way.
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I'm kind of a badass wild card.
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Hey, what are you
doing tonight?
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More like who am I doing?
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No one.
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I'm free.
What's up?
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Can I get two beers
and an ice water
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for my friend here,
designated driver?
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I am?
You drove here.
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Nah, it's too late, bro.
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I already ordered the water.
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I don't know
what you want me to do.
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Andy and I just closed
a big donation
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to the Redwood Music Program,
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a charity he discovered,
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so I suggested we all go out
for a celebratory drink.
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And somehow I just ended up
becoming the designated driver.
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And paying for everyone.
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And I didn't
get to choose the bar.
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I should be more assertive.
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Aw, the band
is moving me tonight.
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It's really good.
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Really?
They sound kinda crappy to me.
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Kinda sounds like
one of your songs, babe.
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Well, you know what,
Mouse Rat has a lot of influence
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on some
of the local high school bands,
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mostly 'cause Chang
buys 'em beer and whatnot.
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Wait, Andy,
this is a Mouse Rat song.
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♪ Spread your wings
and fly, yeah ♪
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That's my band.
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I didn't recognize us
without me
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because I'm
the only one that matters.
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Thank you, everyone.
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We are Rat Mouse.
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Rat Mouse?
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Rat bastards.
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They're playing without me?
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That's a song I wrote!
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Hey, baby, can I borrow
your car for a month?
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I already lent you my car.
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Do you not know
where my car is?
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Ugh, I'm so sick
of the third degree.
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It's like dating a cop.
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I'm gassy.
Let's make out.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Move aside!
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Dating Mona-Lisa
is awesome.
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Except that I live
in constant fear for my life.
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So I guess it's time
to do the mature thing
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and have someone else
dump her for me.
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Uh, Perkins, sit down.
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I just heard
that you and Traeger
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might be
getting back together.
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Yeah, it's funny, right?
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I mean,
we're already planning
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on having a baby together.
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We're not quite
a couple but--
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Yeah. Cool. Congrats.
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Listen, I need your help.
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My girlfriend is crazy.
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You say that
about every girl you date.
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You said that about me.
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Calm down, Ann.
You're proving my point.
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Seriously, Mona-Lisa
is legit insane.
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She once jumped
out of a moving car
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to buy a Nicki Minaj poster.
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Can you break up
with her for me?
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I'm not gonna
dump a girl for you.
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I'll give you
that chenille blanket of mine
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- you love so much.
- Deal.
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Ugh, but that's
my favorite blankie.
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- Won't you do it for free?
- Nope.
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Fine.
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Yeah, dead ringer
for Courtney Thorne-Smith.
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She works
at the gas station.
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Okay, I need to have Jamm
fall in love with this place,
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so I'm rolling out
the red carpet.
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I need you to stay upbeat.
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Keep things light.
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Absolutely.
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I can be a sort of...
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Conversational lubricant.
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Yeah, there's probably
a less gross way
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to say it, but sure.
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I love being a caddy.
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It's so much more
than just carrying clubs.
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It's about offering
positive reinforcement.
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I consider myself a caddy
to everyone in my life.
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- Yeah, good one!
- Nice shot!
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Great sweeping.
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Way to be, duck.
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Councilman, nice putter.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Some fat Hawaiian guy
left it in my waiting room.
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When he came back,
I was all like,
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"Oh, uh, yeah, yeah,
no, I haven't seen it.
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I don't know."
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Classic.
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What a great and funny story.
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Okay, before we start,
anybody want a hot dog?
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Hot dogs?
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You know I have irritable bowel
syndrome, you racist.
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Yikes, okay.
How about a snow cone on me?
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Hello, Councilman.
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Chris, Leslie,
snow cone lady.
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I see
you're about to play a round
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of publicly
subsidized mini-golf.
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Mind if I join you?
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Well, hello, Burly, Chang.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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I was just
over at the bar,
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enjoying a wonderful night
with my co-workers
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who all talked
about how awesome I was,
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and I look up,
and what do I see?
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A band.
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But you're missing something
like, uh, I don't know,
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your lead singer/songwriter/
T-shirt designer/nacho chef.
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What's up?
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First of all,
your nachos are terrible.
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No one's had
the guts to tell you.
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Why don't you melt
the cheese?
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We tried to tell you
about the show, man.
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I called your cell,
like, 20 times.
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Well, I dropped
my cell phone
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in a bowl of cereal
last week, you idiot.
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You bothered to call me,
you'd have known that.
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Maybe you should
change your name
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to Burly and The Backstabbers.
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That's a pretty good name,
actually.
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Yeah, he's really good
at coming up with names.
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Get me
a Budweiser Black Crown.
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You guys got
Black Crown here?
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If not, you should.
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Ron, are you gonna
be joining us?
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I won't be playing.
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I'm simply here
to remind Councilman Jamm
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that this ridiculous play palace
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costs the taxpayers
thousands of dollars a year.
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And what a bargain.
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I mean, kids love it,
adults love it, Jamm loves it.
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Everybody loves it.
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It's like
the Toy Story 3 of places.
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Yeah, she's right, Swanson.
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I do love it.
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You should relax a little.
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Have a snow cone.
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Leslie's buying all night.
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You don't say.
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She's buying you snow cones,
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and tomorrow you're voting on
an issue that she cares about.
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Hey, guys, what, are we
gonna stand around all day
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and listen to Ron
spout off unrelated facts
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about blah, blah, blah,
or are we gonna play?
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Game on.
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Hey, everybody, great news.
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They gave us
free mylar balloons.
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I got dibs
on the dinosaur.
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And the pirate and the dolphin.
I want all of 'em.
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- You got 'em.
- Sweet.
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The Councilman is away...
Good luck to you both.
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Luck has nothing
to do with it, Chris.
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Yeah, I could be a pro!
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Wow, you are
on fire, Jeremy.
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- Having fun?
- Mmhmm.
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I think this proves
that this is a wonderful place
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that brings joy
to people's lives
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and brings
a community together.
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It's also a place
that costs the taxpayer
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$9,000 in annual subsidies.
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You guys sound like school.
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I have two important pieces
of caddy information.
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Councilman Jamm
leads by eight strokes,
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and you are both
about to set a course record.
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For friendship.
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On to the next hole.
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You are pandering
to get a vote.
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And worse,
you're deliberately losing.
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I am not
deliberately losing.
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I'm having
a very off night.
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Losing on purpose
is a form of lying.
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You're only as good
as your word.
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You want a word, Ron?
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I have a word for you.
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I will do anything
I can to get Jamm's vote
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so that he will
keep this course open,
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and it will be good
for the community--
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stop!
I know it's more than one word.
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Shut up.
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♪ Remember...
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Hi, Mona-Lisa?
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Hi.
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I'm Ann Perkins.
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- I used to date Tom.
- Oh, okay.
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We can do this,
but I will bite you.
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Is that a screwdrive--
no, I do not want to fight.
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- No.
- Okay.
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I just wanna
talk to you woman-to-woman
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because I know Tom
pretty well.
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Do you know his ATM pin?
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'Cause I cannot crack
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that little bitch's code.
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I don't.
255
00:08:34,143 --> 00:08:35,270
You know what
used to drive me nuts?
256
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He is a total control freak.
257
00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:39,857
I mean, you have to put
a coaster down on every surface,
258
00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,376
and the worst part is,
they're all
259
00:08:41,427 --> 00:08:43,578
made out of pictures
from Diddy's Instagram.
260
00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:45,530
Diddy's on Instagram?
261
00:08:45,548 --> 00:08:49,084
How did I not know that Diddy
was on Instagram, you jagweeds?
262
00:08:49,118 --> 00:08:51,536
- Who are you yelling at?
- The jagweeds.
263
00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,622
Why are you
still in front of me?
264
00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,691
- ♪ Everything that used to...
- I'm done with that band.
265
00:08:56,726 --> 00:08:58,793
I mean, I'm an adult now,
you know?
266
00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:01,696
I work two part-time jobs.
Hello.
267
00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:02,981
I don't need the stress
268
00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:05,050
of playing guitar
with my friends every few weeks.
269
00:09:05,384 --> 00:09:07,802
Yeah, plus look how bad
they are without you.
270
00:09:08,353 --> 00:09:09,354
Burly's terrible.
271
00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:11,723
He actually has
a really beautiful voice
272
00:09:11,757 --> 00:09:12,974
for a backup singer.
273
00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,742
Right,
that's what I meant.
274
00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:17,145
I love Andy,
but to be perfectly honest,
275
00:09:17,179 --> 00:09:18,663
Mouse Rat's music
is not my thing.
276
00:09:18,697 --> 00:09:21,015
I really only listen to,
like, German Death Reggae
277
00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:23,835
and Halloween sound effects
records from the 1950s.
278
00:09:23,886 --> 00:09:25,086
And Bette Midler.
279
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,222
Obviously.
280
00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:29,073
You know what,
I'm retiring from music.
281
00:09:29,124 --> 00:09:30,725
- Andy. Andy.
- Done.
282
00:09:30,759 --> 00:09:32,010
But not without first
283
00:09:32,061 --> 00:09:35,980
a monster farewell
performance solo
284
00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:38,316
on this stage tonight,
everybody.
285
00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,518
I'ma show these idiots
what a big mistake they made.
286
00:09:40,553 --> 00:09:43,404
I need piece of paper, I need
a pen, I need four more beers,
287
00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:46,057
I need a computer fan, I need
a lightning bolt of inspiration.
288
00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:47,158
It's song writing time.
289
00:09:47,192 --> 00:09:49,143
What do you need
a computer fan for?
290
00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:52,263
Sometimes when you use
a computer, it gets hot,
291
00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:55,366
and the fan
cools it down.
292
00:09:56,401 --> 00:09:57,452
You know,
I think it's great
293
00:09:57,486 --> 00:09:59,587
that you're cool
with Tom's financial situation.
294
00:09:59,622 --> 00:10:00,638
What are you talking about?
295
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:03,291
Tommy owns his own business.
296
00:10:03,325 --> 00:10:05,176
Yeah, but he had
to borrow a lot of money,
297
00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,161
and when you're not around,
298
00:10:07,196 --> 00:10:09,897
Tom drinks tap water.
299
00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:11,115
What?
300
00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:13,151
Excuse me.
301
00:10:13,185 --> 00:10:14,969
You're broke?
302
00:10:14,987 --> 00:10:17,405
Uh, yeah, super broke.
Are you upset about that?
303
00:10:17,423 --> 00:10:20,191
Mm, yeah, 'cause I don't
eff with poorsies.
304
00:10:20,242 --> 00:10:23,211
But thanks to a warning
from my new best friend,
305
00:10:23,245 --> 00:10:24,562
I don't have to, okay?
306
00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:26,647
We're done,
you're awesome,
307
00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:28,800
and I don't even usually
like Puerto Rican chicks.
308
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,501
I'm not--I mean,
it shouldn't matter, but I'm--
309
00:10:30,552 --> 00:10:32,053
You're breaking up
with me?
310
00:10:32,071 --> 00:10:35,073
- Oh, man, that sucks.
- That's right. It's over.
311
00:10:35,107 --> 00:10:36,541
Let's go dance.
312
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,761
Help.
313
00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:42,830
Ugh, I cannot catch
a break.
314
00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:44,682
You better find
your stroke, Knope.
315
00:10:44,717 --> 00:10:46,234
Guys, I'm gonna
let Julie go home.
316
00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:48,503
It's getting late, and Jeremy's
eaten all the syrup.
317
00:10:48,537 --> 00:10:49,704
Thank you.
318
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:50,772
It's been an honor
working alongside you.
319
00:10:50,806 --> 00:10:52,490
- Thanks.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
320
00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:54,192
Snow cones
are half the fun.
321
00:10:54,226 --> 00:10:55,626
Yeah, Julie,
could you stay, please?
322
00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:57,511
I have calculus homework.
I--
323
00:10:57,529 --> 00:10:59,564
Oh, well, math is worthless
in real life.
324
00:10:59,598 --> 00:11:01,633
I mean, there's an app
for calculating tips.
325
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,616
That's all you need.
326
00:11:02,635 --> 00:11:03,801
Math is very important,
327
00:11:03,852 --> 00:11:05,269
especially for young women.
Stay in school.
328
00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:08,139
I've made my point.
Leslie has made hers.
329
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:10,425
Which way are you voting,
Councilman?
330
00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:12,020
Uh, well, I'm kind of
still on the fence
331
00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:13,394
about this budget thing,
332
00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:16,130
but I do love watching
you guys squabble over me.
333
00:11:16,148 --> 00:11:18,082
You sure make a guy feel
like a real lady.
334
00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:19,117
Weird.
335
00:11:19,151 --> 00:11:20,701
All right,
how about this?
336
00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:22,286
You two play each other.
337
00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:24,455
Nine holes.
Winner gets my vote.
338
00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:26,607
I'm game. Ron?
339
00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:28,493
An athletic competition
where both parties
340
00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:31,162
are competing their hardest
is certainly more honorable
341
00:11:31,196 --> 00:11:32,747
than whatever
this charade is.
342
00:11:32,781 --> 00:11:34,182
Sudden death playoff
343
00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:36,017
on the very course
that hangs in the balance.
344
00:11:36,051 --> 00:11:38,236
I could literally faint
345
00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,804
if I didn't
have impeccable blood pressure.
346
00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:43,107
Oh, hey, everybody.
347
00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,209
My name is Andy Dwyer.
348
00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:47,695
You probably know me
as the artist formerly known
349
00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,530
as the lead singer
of Mouse Rat.
350
00:11:49,565 --> 00:11:53,184
Well, after tonight, you'll only
know me as the former artist
351
00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:56,738
formerly known
as the lead singer of Mouse Rat.
352
00:11:56,772 --> 00:11:58,473
I'm retiring from music.
353
00:11:58,507 --> 00:12:01,759
This is my swan song.
354
00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:07,148
♪ Once I was
a golden swan ♪
355
00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,400
♪ swan of a man
356
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:11,669
♪ now that swan's name
was Andy ♪
357
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,072
♪ and he started
a rock and roll band ♪
358
00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:16,991
♪ he made
incredible nachos ♪
359
00:12:17,025 --> 00:12:19,677
♪ that everybody claimed
they loved ♪
360
00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:22,814
♪ and then the band mates
dicked him over ♪
361
00:12:22,848 --> 00:12:26,100
♪ with a massive
rock and roll shove ♪
362
00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:28,553
♪ this is my swan song
363
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:30,088
♪ watch me fly
364
00:12:31,122 --> 00:12:32,974
- Tom.
- What happened to you?
365
00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:34,442
Mona-Lisa happened to me.
366
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,677
She covered me in glitter
and Anna Nicole body spray.
367
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,613
Why do they still
even make that?
368
00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:40,331
They don't--she's had
the same bottle for years.
369
00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:42,233
She just mixes in
water and baby oil.
370
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,984
Now it's your turn
to help me, okay?
371
00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:46,270
You need to break things off
with me and Mona-Lisa.
372
00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:48,189
Uh, Ann,
this might be a battle
373
00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:49,173
you need to fight yourself.
374
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,291
I try not to get involved
375
00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:51,325
in other people's
personal relationships.
376
00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:52,810
Aah! Don't hurt me.
377
00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:54,262
Get me
out of this friendship!
378
00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:56,164
♪ I'm gonna find a place
379
00:12:56,198 --> 00:12:58,049
♪ where I can be
the beautiful duckling ♪
380
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:02,153
♪ I always was inside
381
00:13:02,187 --> 00:13:05,173
♪ whoa
382
00:13:05,207 --> 00:13:07,842
♪ whoa
383
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,428
♪ whoa
384
00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:16,267
Why is there a gorilla
guarding this gingerbread house?
385
00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:17,685
Because mini-golf
is awesome.
386
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,679
It's cute, and it's fun,
and it needs to be saved.
387
00:13:19,721 --> 00:13:22,192
Less talk.
More competing for my vote.
388
00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:27,127
Wow.
389
00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:28,446
This is it.
390
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,930
Ron leads by one.
391
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,799
If he hits the ball
into the dragon's mouth,
392
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:32,950
he gets Jamm's vote.
393
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,385
Uh, bean sprouts.
394
00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:36,437
Tofu.
Ralph Nader.
395
00:13:36,472 --> 00:13:38,556
Ayn Rand
is a terrible writer.
396
00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:41,576
Don't mess up, don't mess up,
don't mess up.
397
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,744
- Damn it!
- Hole- in-one!
398
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,029
Excellent win, Ron.
399
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,814
Even better loss, Leslie.
400
00:13:46,832 --> 00:13:48,666
Ultimately, we learn
the most about ourselves
401
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,334
through the losses.
402
00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:51,335
Swanson, I hate you.
403
00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,753
Nothing will change that.
404
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,989
But I respect the hell
out of your short game.
405
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,157
You got my vote, hombre.
406
00:13:57,676 --> 00:13:59,794
Hey, you got
a hole-in-one on 18,
407
00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:01,345
so I'm supposed
to give you this.
408
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,498
No, he gets
the dragon too?
409
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:05,666
A fine trophy.
410
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,101
I think I'll keep it
in the office.
411
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:08,335
No, you won't.
412
00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:09,520
- Here, kid, want this, huh?
- Yeah.
413
00:14:09,555 --> 00:14:11,556
Take it and run.
Run!
414
00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:16,196
Tom, she's coming!
Tom!
415
00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:17,831
Okay, desperation time.
Follow my lead.
416
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,882
What lead?
What do you mean?
417
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,867
What are you--
oh.
418
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:25,539
What the mother-effing, c-ing
ess-ing, effing k-ing eff
419
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,957
is going on right now?
420
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,075
Sorry, Mona-Lisa.
421
00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:29,559
We can't keep our hands
off each other.
422
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:30,927
That is accurate.
423
00:14:30,962 --> 00:14:32,946
Oh, it's all
finally very clear.
424
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,848
All the times
that you were like,
425
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,183
"Oh, no,
Tom's no good for you."
426
00:14:36,217 --> 00:14:38,285
And all the times you tried
to break it off with me...
427
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,020
- I finally get it.
- Mmhmm.
428
00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:41,988
You guys want
a threesome.
429
00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:44,307
What? No. We do not wanna
have a threesome with you.
430
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:46,259
Well, let's not
rush to judgment.
431
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:48,662
- I mean, I say we hear her out.
- Gross.
432
00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:49,729
Tom, good luck.
433
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,181
You still owe me
a blanket.
434
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:54,501
She's got a screw loose,
am I right?
435
00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:55,469
Actually she's not the one
436
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,937
in my life
I would call crazy.
437
00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,488
Look, I still don't
think we should date.
438
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,623
Oh, me neither.
439
00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:00,624
I've been single
for an hour now,
440
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,976
and it's the tits!
441
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,127
I'd still like
to hook up though.
442
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:09,166
Yo, do you wanna have
a threesome with us?
443
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,484
Yeah, okay.
444
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,718
- Cool.
- Sweet.
445
00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:12,769
- All right.
- All right.
446
00:15:12,804 --> 00:15:13,838
Yo, what up?
My name is Mona-Lisa.
447
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,407
Well, hello,
fellow employees.
448
00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:19,142
Co-workers,
I bid you adieu.
449
00:15:19,177 --> 00:15:21,128
Whoa, fancy Andy.
450
00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:22,245
Oh, me?
No.
451
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,014
This is just
how I dress now.
452
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,717
Funny goofball music Andy...
453
00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:29,252
is gone.
454
00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:31,588
You're left
with the professional remains.
455
00:15:31,622 --> 00:15:32,923
I'm an adult now.
456
00:15:32,957 --> 00:15:34,341
I'm gonna focus on business,
which is good.
457
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,259
Give me more time
to play video games.
458
00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:41,314
Babe, you love that band
that I also love so much.
459
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:43,450
They're important to you.
460
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,169
Come on, call Burly
and ask him to let you back in.
461
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,521
Why, so they
can steal my swan song?
462
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,706
Ha, joke's on them.
I forgot it.
463
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,975
No, business
is my life now.
464
00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:54,411
- Okay, what's in there?
- I don't know.
465
00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:55,812
I-it's locked.
466
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,931
- Yeah, that's my briefcase.
- Is it?
467
00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:00,500
Good gravy.
468
00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:01,618
Oh, hello, Ron.
469
00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:03,220
I believe
you know this gorilla.
470
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,056
It used to bring joy
to hundreds of Pawnee families,
471
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,991
but then you got rid
of its habitat, so it died.
472
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,744
Your office shall serve
as its monkey tomb.
473
00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,495
- How much did you pay for this?
- Irrelevant.
474
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,931
I would pay any amount
of money to properly shame you.
475
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:17,184
Leslie, you should know by now
that I live my life
476
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,002
according to a certain set
of principles,
477
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,271
and I do not deviate
from them.
478
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:23,874
Right, I mean, God forbid
you're flexible in any way.
479
00:16:23,908 --> 00:16:26,075
You should just stick
to your stupid, rigid,
480
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,777
anti-government principles.
481
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,679
But you know what?
Those principles stink.
482
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,114
They're not
the right principles.
483
00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:32,899
You may think so.
I do not.
484
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,135
Thank you
for my new silver-backed friend.
485
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:37,003
I like him very much.
486
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:41,458
I will call him "$9,000
of taxpayer money the gorilla."
487
00:16:41,492 --> 00:16:44,061
That is a terrible--
his name is Mr. Fuzzyface!
488
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,481
Hey.
489
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:52,302
How did your wild dirtbag
fantasy night work out?
490
00:16:52,336 --> 00:16:54,788
Well, Mona-Lisa and the random
girl she grabbed after you left
491
00:16:54,822 --> 00:16:57,357
got into a fistfight
in the parking lot.
492
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,992
Eventually, Mona-Lisa
threw a cinderblock
493
00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:00,076
through the girl's windshield.
494
00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:01,878
She dives in,
steals her purse,
495
00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:04,564
doesn't go for the money,
steals all her birth control pills,
496
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,116
and says, "Bitch,
you're gonna get pregnant."
497
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,568
She then pretends
those are ecstasy
498
00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:10,139
and sells it
to a bunch of college kids
499
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,472
that are drinking
Goldschläger at a gas station.
500
00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:14,691
You have to break up
with her.
501
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:15,875
I tried. Again.
502
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,177
It did not go well.
503
00:17:17,211 --> 00:17:18,762
Did she assault you?
504
00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:22,215
- No, this was a sexual injury.
- Okay, gross.
505
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,050
Anyway, here's
your chenille blanket.
506
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,035
You earned it.
507
00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:25,986
Thanks for your help.
508
00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:27,287
Tom, thank you.
509
00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:28,939
Eh, be nice
to Chenille O'Neal.
510
00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:30,106
I will.
511
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:31,107
It needs
to be brushed regularly.
512
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:32,102
Never use a lint roller.
513
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,094
- I'm dead serious.
- Okay.
514
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:35,095
And keep it out
of direct sunlight.
515
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:36,947
If I see this
at one picnic, I swear--
516
00:17:36,981 --> 00:17:38,198
Okay, you know what,
I don't even want it anymore.
517
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:39,432
Yes!
518
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,934
Thank you!
519
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:43,503
What's up, yellow head?
520
00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:45,522
Jamm, are you here
to rub it in my face
521
00:17:45,556 --> 00:17:46,973
that I lost
your vote last night?
522
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:51,661
Well, I was, but it doesn't
have to go down that way.
523
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,813
You shook Ron's hand
and told him
524
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,448
that you were gonna vote
to close the putt-putt.
525
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,033
My word is garbage.
526
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,084
Everyone knows that.
527
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,386
Let's talk deal.
528
00:17:59,437 --> 00:18:03,006
What can you offer me
to change my mind?
529
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,276
Wow, Jamm, even for you,
this is pretty sleazy.
530
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,577
Hey, don't act
so shocked.
531
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:10,113
A few months ago,
you traded me your office
532
00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:11,531
for that stupid
swimming pool bill.
533
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,616
Last night you bring in
a teenage girl
534
00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:16,319
to pump me
full of snow cones.
535
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:20,173
This is simply
how people like us operate.
536
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,842
I have six things
to say to you.
537
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:25,829
One: You drive me nuts
with your rigid code of honor.
538
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:28,248
Two: Congratulations,
putt-putt has been defunded.
539
00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:30,667
And only because Jamm
was going to double-cross you,
540
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,402
and I made him
stick to his word.
541
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,205
Three: I am furious that
putt-putt has been defunded.
542
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,539
Four: I am sorry
that I said
543
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,907
the gorilla's blood
was on your hands.
544
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:39,292
'Twas Leslie killed
the beast.
545
00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:42,045
Five: Putt-putt is for children,
and they are the future,
546
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,763
and I have already written
a ballot measure
547
00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:45,515
that will save it,
and it will pass.
548
00:18:45,549 --> 00:18:48,935
And six: Your rigid code
of honor, which drives me nuts,
549
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:50,520
makes you
a wonderful human being,
550
00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:51,521
and I am proud
to call you my friend,
551
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,089
and don't ever change.
552
00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:55,525
- You want a drink?
- Very much.
553
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,204
Burly,
I just want to say I'm sorry
554
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,506
that I haven't been to rehearsal
555
00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:04,675
and that I won't
let you sing or write songs
556
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:06,393
or walk out onstage
in front of me.
557
00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:08,228
Man, I love playing
with you guys.
558
00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:10,481
And I want back in
if you'll let me.
559
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:11,865
Well, we never
wanted to kick you out.
560
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,367
It's just, you didn't
show up for practice,
561
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:14,651
- and we like to play.
- Right.
562
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,454
If you wanna come back in,
you can.
563
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,739
I'm more
of a backup singer anyways.
564
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:19,773
You can say that again.
565
00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:20,741
No, no, no.
566
00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:22,042
Hey, you got a great voice.
567
00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:23,043
Yeah, Ben!
568
00:19:23,077 --> 00:19:24,611
God, don't say that.
569
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,279
- Welcome back, buddy.
- Yes.
570
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:28,382
All right!
571
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,083
Hey, I'll even try melting
the cheese on the nachos.
572
00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:31,084
All right.
573
00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:32,252
It won't work.
574
00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:34,588
You're gonna look
like such an idiot.
575
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:37,207
I have been in the city
council for almost a year,
576
00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:38,465
and I'm proud
of what I've done.
577
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:40,560
But every once in a while,
I end up in a situation
578
00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:42,045
that makes my stomach queasy.
579
00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:44,347
You're in politics.
What did you expect?
580
00:19:44,381 --> 00:19:46,516
Frankly, I hoped it would
be like dealing with you.
581
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:50,937
People with strong opinions
hashing it out respectfully.
582
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:53,156
And then you either
realize that I'm right
583
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:56,026
or you get hungry
and go home and I win.
584
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,477
There are
a lot of Jeremy Jamms
585
00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:59,279
along the path
you're walking.
586
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,164
I suppose you just
need to figure out
587
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,417
whether it's a path
you truly wanna walk.
588
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:06,586
Yeah.
589
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,171
I'm taking
that gorilla with me
590
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,256
and putting it back
in the putt-putt
591
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,842
- when it reopens.
- Sorry, no.
592
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,427
That gorilla was a gift
593
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:16,379
from a very determined co-worker
whom I respect.
594
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,548
And there's
a certain code of honor
595
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:19,916
that accompanies gift-giving.
596
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,602
God, you're the worst.
597
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:25,655
Ladies and gentlemen,
598
00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:28,141
welcome to Mouse Rat's
Reunion Show,
599
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,994
featuring me, Andy Dwyer,
and for the first time,
600
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:34,247
Andrew "Burly" Burlinson
on lead vocals.
601
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,383
That's right,
two lead vocalists.
602
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,718
Name one other band
that's done that.
603
00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:41,154
The Beatles.
604
00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:42,839
Three, four!
605
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:50,263
♪ Oh I know
we had bad times ♪
606
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:54,267
♪ but we had good times too
607
00:20:54,268 --> 00:20:58,267
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