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Wait, I forgot.

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Who the hell is pregnant?

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What?

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I found a pregnancy

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test at your cabin.

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And I checked

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with all the girls

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that were there.

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It wasn't any of them.

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Hello, darling.

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What a surprise.

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Hey. Can we talk?

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Maybe in private?

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You and me?

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I believe she's

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referring to me, son.

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Please excuse us.

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So, I, uh, am pregnant.

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I see.

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I don't understand how.

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We were so careful.

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I warned you about this.

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Standard birth

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control methods

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aren't usually effective

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against a Swanson.

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I've got about

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a million thoughts

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running around

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in my head,

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but I really just

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want to know

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what you're thinking.

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Okay, here's what

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I'm thinking.

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I was going to wait

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until our anniversary,

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and take you

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somewhere romantic,

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perhaps in a canoe.

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Most likely in a canoe.

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I actually built a canoe

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for that purpose.

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But given the news,

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and given

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my significant

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feelings for you,

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now seems as

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good a time as any.

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Ron Swanson.

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Diane Lewis.

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Will you marry me?

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Yes.

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On one condition.

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Anything, my love.

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Ask me for

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anything in the world,

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and I'll give it to you.

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Except a

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destination wedding.

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Just the opposite.

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We've both been

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married before.

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I don't want

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anything big

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or elaborate.

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In fact, the smaller,

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the better.

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I assume you can

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deal with that.

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Are you kidding?

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As far as I'm concerned,

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we could go up to

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the fourth floor right now.

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Well, hello there.

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Hey, Leslie.

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What's with the get-up?

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We're coming back

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from cleaning up

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the Pawnee River.

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There's nothing

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I love more than

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squeegeeing slime off

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a highway underpass.

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Where are

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you guys going?

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The fourth floor.

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Getting married.

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Okee dokee.

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Well, catch you later.

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What? Why?

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What the...

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Are you dead? You look

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like you're in rictus.

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I just, I'm having

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so many thoughts

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and feelings that

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I'm paralyzed right now.

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Would you ladies

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like to come?

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Can I be the best man?

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Why not? Let's go.

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Ron is getting married,

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and I love him,

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and I care about him,

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and this is

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the greatest day ever,

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and I do not have time

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to talk about this.

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Wait!

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If you would just

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slow down a little,

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then I could

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arrange balloons

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or a flower cake

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or a bouncy castle

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or some...

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Ah. Ethel Beavers.

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We would like

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a marriage license.

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Please and thank you.

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What's the date

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of the wedding?

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Today.

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It's a bit unusual,

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but we've both...

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Don't care.

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Leslie Knope,

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would you please be

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my matron of honor?

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Diane, you have no idea

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what that means to me.

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She gets it.

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Let's go.

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Wait.

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This is like

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a waking nightmare

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of happiness.

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Um, I need to

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get some flowers.

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Uh, why don't you

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hold this colorful bouquet

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of highlighters?

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Rice,

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I need to find some rice.

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I need to throw some rice.

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Why is there no rice

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in this municipal

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government building?

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I found a justice guy.

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These are

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the marrying people.

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This is Carl.

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Hello, Carl.

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My fiancée and I would

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like to get married

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right now, right here.

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Haven't I done a quickie

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wedding for you before?

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It's certainly possible,

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but this one's going

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to stick.

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I need your full names

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for the license.

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Ronald Ulysses Swanson.

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Diane Tammy Lewis.

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Tammy?

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Your middle name is...

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Just kidding.

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It's Elizabeth.

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Let's go, Carl.

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Hey, hey. Let's pump

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the brakes, Carl, okay?

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Belay that order, Carl.

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Shortest possible ceremony.

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I'm tired of not being

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married to this woman.

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Do you, Ron Swanson...

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Ooh, it's gonna start!

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...take Diane to be your wife?

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Ooh, it's happening.

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I certainly do.

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Oh, my God.

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And do you, Diane...

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Yes, I do.

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She said yes.

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Okay.

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Wait!

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By the power

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vested in me...

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Before you, Carl,

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just one second.

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I would just like to

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give a short speech.

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If I may.

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You have 10 seconds.

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At first glance,

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it may seem as though

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Ron Swanson and I

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have nothing in common.

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But Webster's Dictionary

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defines "friend"...

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Time.

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Thank you, Leslie.

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I could tell where you

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were going with that,

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and it was going

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to be beautiful.

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I now pronounce

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you man and wife.

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Oh.

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Hurray!

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Yay!

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Great job, everyone.

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The reception will be

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held in each of our

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individual houses, alone.

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Pretend this is rice.

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That was beautiful.

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The people who want

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to boot me from office

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have been viciously

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attacking me for weeks.

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Recall Knope!

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Legalize weed!

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Last week, I was an answer

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in the Pawnee Journal's

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crossword puzzle.

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The clue? “Who’s the worst?"

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But you know what?

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We're fighting back.

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I've broken

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my defense initiative

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into 40 phases.

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We are currently

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in Phase 26.

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"No Problem Too Small."

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Anyone can come to me

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anytime with any problem,

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no matter

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how petty or small,

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and I will

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fix it personally.

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And let me tell you,

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some of these complaints

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are pretty damn petty

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and small.

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Okay, Gretel.

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How can

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I help you today?

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There are

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slugs everywhere

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on the sidewalk

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in front of my house.

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I want them gone.

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But not killed.

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I love animals.

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But get rid of them.

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They're gross.

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But make sure

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they're happy.

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But not too happy.

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Well, we're on it.

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Because no problem

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too small.

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So, what, now?

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Well, I have about

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30 more people

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who want to come

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into my office,

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and complain

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to my face.

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Leslie Knope.

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Ann Perkins.

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Oh.

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How's the recall

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fight going?

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This person-to-person

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campaigning is kind

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of wearing me down.

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Well, as a wise woman

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once said to me,

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"Ann, you cunning,

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pliable, chestnut-haired

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sunfish,

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"phase 26 is

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the key to my plan."

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Good memory, sunfish.

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Let's press on.

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I have to come up

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with some solution for

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this slug problem.

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Someone has

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a slug infestation?

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Boy, oh boy,

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we live interesting lives,

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filled with

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unexpected challenges.

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Life is precious and

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every day is a miracle.

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Okay.

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What a freak.

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Things with me and Chris

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are going really well.

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We spend every day together,

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and we're having so much fun.

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And check this out.

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Oh, no, there's no ring.

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00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,380
We just had manicures

310
00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,380
together recently.

311
00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,420
Sorry,

312
00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,420
that was misleading.

313
00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:31,920
Ah. Mr. Haverford.

314
00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:31,920
Back again, I see?

315
00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,990
What the hell, man?

316
00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,990
This looks exactly

317
00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,990
like my store.

318
00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,760
I know. My client

319
00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,760
is a very

320
00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,760
determined businessman.

321
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,930
When he rips someone off,

322
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,930
he goes all the way.

323
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,460
You see, you are Hydrox,

324
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,460
Mr. Haverford.

325
00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,130
We are Oreo.

326
00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,670
Your mysterious

327
00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,670
unnamed client seems like

328
00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,670
a pretty intense guy.

329
00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,940
I am impressed by

330
00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,940
how quickly he was able

331
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,610
to move such a large

332
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,610
amount of merchandise.

333
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,610
Mmm.

334
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,910
Must be one heck

335
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,910
of a transporter.

336
00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,120
My client is

337
00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,120
not Jason Statham.

338
00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,180
If that's what

339
00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,180
you're thinking.

340
00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,550
Some mysterious

341
00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,550
big shot investor

342
00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,550
has opened up a store

343
00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,860
directly across the street

344
00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,860
from Rent A Swag,

345
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,150
to try to put me

346
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,150
out of business.

347
00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,490
I'm not worried, though.

348
00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,490
I've poured my heart

349
00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,490
and soul into my store.

350
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,070
I'm sure this guy is

351
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,070
just looking for a place

352
00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,570
to store all his NBA

353
00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,570
Championship trophies.

354
00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,800
It's not LeBron James.

355
00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,960
Damn.

356
00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,070
I hate to say this,

357
00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,070
gang, but I don't think

358
00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,080
"No Problem Too Small"

359
00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,080
is working.

360
00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,740
I mean, there's been

361
00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,740
no press coverage,

362
00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,740
no change in my poll numbers.

363
00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,970
I agree.

364
00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,970
We need something massive

365
00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,970
and attention-getting.

366
00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,880
Something that

367
00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,880
will grab people

368
00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,880
by their ears,

369
00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,510
yell at them

370
00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,510
through a bullhorn,

371
00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,280
and hit them like

372
00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,280
a bolt of lightning.

373
00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,850
I've got it.

374
00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,850
What is it?

375
00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,080
Oh, no, I just.

376
00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,080
I got a fly.

377
00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,690
I have something.

378
00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,690
Remember Phase 13?

379
00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,230
"Think Outside of the Box"?

380
00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,630
Of course.

381
00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,630
It was an amazing phase.

382
00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,330
Easily a top-five phase.

383
00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,890
Well, I thought

384
00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,890
outside of the box

385
00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:48,560
and I nominated you

386
00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:48,560
for this big award.

387
00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,200
It's called

388
00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,200
the International Coalition

389
00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,200
of Women in Government.

390
00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:53,010
And you won.

391
00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,470
There's, like, five winners,

392
00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,470
and you get a big trophy

393
00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,470
or something.

394
00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,740
Oh, my God,

395
00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,740
this is real.

396
00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,010
I just assumed

397
00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,010
you were lying.

398
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,950
Thank you,

399
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,950
but yeah, it's real.

400
00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,450
Ann Richards

401
00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,450
won it once.

402
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,450
And Janet Napolitano,

403
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,450
I think.

404
00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:08,320
Janet Napoli-freakin-tano?

405
00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:08,320
Oh, my God.

406
00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,190
This is amazing

407
00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,190
and perfect.

408
00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,890
This is exactly

409
00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,890
the kind of big,

410
00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,890
splashy thing

411
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,260
that's going to get

412
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,260
the voters' attention.

413
00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:15,390
When is the ceremony?

414
00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,900
Next month.

415
00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,900
In London.

416
00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,330
London?

417
00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,300
We're going to London?

418
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,500
We're going to London,

419
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,500
you guys!

420
00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,170
Ooh-whee!

421
00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,010
I can't believe

422
00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,010
we're at Hogwarts.

423
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,710
No, that's

424
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,710
Buckingham Palace.

425
00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,810
Hogwarts is fictional.

426
00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,810
Do you know that?

427
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,110
It's important to me

428
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,110
that you know that.

429
00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,880
Okay, guys. We are going

430
00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,880
to be sightseeing today.

431
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,220
Andy and Ben are gonna go

432
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,220
to their meeting,

433
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,120
and then, we're going

434
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,120
to go back to

435
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,120
the hotel for lunch.

436
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,490
And I will spend the day

437
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,490
getting to know

438
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,490
London's history.

439
00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,000
History began on

440
00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,000
July 4th, 1776.

441
00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:54,230
Everything before

442
00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:54,230
that was a mistake.

443
00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:59,210
Diane suggested we tag along

444
00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:59,210
to London for a honeymoon.

445
00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:03,940
I agreed because

446
00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:03,940
my love for her trumps

447
00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:03,940
my hatred for Europe.

448
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:07,440
Then, she hit a phase

449
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:07,440
of morning sickness

450
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:07,440
that knocked her for a loop,

451
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,250
and decided to stay home.

452
00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:13,690
But she insisted I go

453
00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:13,690
and take pictures for her.

454
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,120
All of this could

455
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,120
have been avoided

456
00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,320
if we'd followed my plan

457
00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,320
for a honeymoon.

458
00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,190
A steak dinner,

459
00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,190
a glass

460
00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,190
of Lagavulin whiskey,

461
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,890
then vigorous

462
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,890
lovemaking for two hours,

463
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,090
and we're both

464
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,090
asleep by 8:30.

465
00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,630
Hey, Leslie, we're going

466
00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,630
to head to the meeting.

467
00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,630
Are you okay?

468
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,140
Yeah. I know it's weird,

469
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,140
but I kind of feel bad

470
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,140
about leaving Pawnee.

471
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,740
It's like leaving

472
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,740
my kid at home

473
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,740
without a babysitter.

474
00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:37,680
Leslie, you're in London.

475
00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:37,680
You're 4,000 miles

476
00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:37,680
away from home.

477
00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,300
Try to enjoy this. Okay?

478
00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:42,380
You're right, as usual.

479
00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:42,380
Good luck.

480
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,880
Ooh. Hey, boss man.

481
00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:50,780
I want to go home early.

482
00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:50,780
Ooh, hold on,

483
00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:50,780
actually, hang on.

484
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,620
Yeah, no. I want to quit

485
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,620
and never come here again.

486
00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:55,990
Okay, bye.

487
00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,550
I can't believe

488
00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,550
I used to date you.

489
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,890
Tommy Pickles,

490
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,400
you see there's a better

491
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,400
version of your store

492
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,400
across the street?

493
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,370
And those guys

494
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,370
are giving out free pizza

495
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,370
with pepperonis.

496
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,270
I know, man.

497
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,270
That's my competition.

498
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,370
They're trying to

499
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,370
put me out of business,

500
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,370
and it's working.

501
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,770
Three weeks ago,

502
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,770
this place was hopping.

503
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,510
My clothes were

504
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,510
flying off the rack.

505
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,210
I was spreading

506
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,210
swag around town like

507
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,210
a killer swag virus.

508
00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:18,350
Now, look at this place.

509
00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:18,350
It's dead.

510
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,510
What am I going to do?

511
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,950
It's like

512
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,950
I always say, okay?

513
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,250
When life gives you lemons,

514
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,250
you sell some of

515
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,250
your grandma's jewelry

516
00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,420
and you go clubbing.

517
00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,220
That's not a good

518
00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,220
piece of advice.

519
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,290
So? I'm going to throw up.

520
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,290
I ate too much cheese.

521
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,700
I'll talk to you.

522
00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,630
I need some better friends.

523
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,700
So, the only thing you did

524
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,700
was stop drinking beer?

525
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,070
Yeah, I lost 50 pounds

526
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,070
in one month.

527
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,740
How much beer

528
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,740
were you drinking?

529
00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:42,170
I know, right?

530
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:43,710
Probably too much.

531
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,180
Andy and I are meeting

532
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,180
with an English

533
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,180
charity foundation,

534
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,770
to expand our

535
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,770
after-school music program,

536
00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:50,680
and British people love me.

537
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:54,310
There was this British

538
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:54,310
kid in my high school

539
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:54,310
who always called me Big Ben,

540
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,050
and he would

541
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,050
punch me really hard

542
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,050
on the arm and go...

543
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:01,130
Bong. Bong. Bong.

544
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,260
Oh, he might

545
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,260
have hated me.

546
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,120
Real quick.

547
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,120
Should I do

548
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,120
a British accent?

549
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,320
Um...

550
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,100
I'm going to say no.

551
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,100
You sure?

552
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,260
Yeah.

553
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,260
I can do one.

554
00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,240
It's not very good,

555
00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,240
but I think I can pull it off.

556
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,800
I just feel like he's gonna

557
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,800
get upset when he finds out

558
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,800
that we're American.

559
00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,600
No, he knows

560
00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,600
we're American.

561
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,310
Ugh, great.

562
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,310
All right, well.

563
00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,240
I guess we'll take

564
00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,240
the meeting anyway.

565
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,110
After all, we did come

566
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,110
all the way down under.

567
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,170
No.

568
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,910
Lord Covington.

569
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,910
I'm Ben Wyatt.

570
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,550
This is Andy Dwyer,

571
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,550
and it is an honor

572
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,550
to meet you, sir.

573
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,160
Well, it's nice

574
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,160
to meet you, too.

575
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,860
However, the proper mode

576
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,860
of address would be,

577
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,630
"Your Royal Excellency,

578
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,630
Lord Edgar Darby Covington,

579
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,970
"Fourteenth Earl of

580
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,970
Cornwall upon Thames,

581
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,700
"Twenty-ninth Baron

582
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,700
of Hartfordshire."

583
00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:47,000
No, no, no, I'm kidding.

584
00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:47,000
I'm kidding.

585
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,340
Please call me Eddie.

586
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,340
Oh. Thank God.

587
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,180
I knew that other name

588
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,180
must have been

589
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,180
a stupid joke.

590
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,940
Andy.

591
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,940
No, no, no.

592
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,940
No, he's absolutely right.

593
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,810
It's an absurd name.

594
00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,910
Well, I'm excited

595
00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,910
to hear about

596
00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,910
your musical charity idea.

597
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,920
Shall we?

598
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,920
Yeah.

599
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,230
The Notting Hill

600
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,230
bus tour starts at 2:00,

601
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,820
the Love Actually

602
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,820
bus tour starts at 2:30,

603
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,090
and, oh, the Bridget Jones

604
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,090
bus tour starts at 2:30 also.

605
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,460
What do we do?

606
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,460
Ron, your pick.

607
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,510
Look. A clock.

608
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,510
We don't have

609
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,510
that in America.

610
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,710
You call that a tower?

611
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,510
Try the Sears Tower, friend.

612
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:29,740
"London at Night."

613
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:29,740
That is very funny.

614
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,880
Can I help you, sir?

615
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,980
Yes.

616
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,480
I will take this.

617
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,750
Uh, we don't accept

618
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,750
American currency, sir.

619
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,590
Of course you do.

620
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,590
That's the most wonderful

621
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,590
piece of paper in the world.

622
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:39,680
Accept it.

623
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,130
Very sorry, sir.

624
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,250
Fine.

625
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,860
Enjoy the fact that

626
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,860
your royal overlords

627
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,830
are a frail old woman

628
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,830
and a tiny baby.

629
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,770
You really think

630
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,770
this will work, Donna?

631
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,900
Why wouldn't it?

632
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,500
We just pull

633
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,500
the business license,

634
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,500
it's public information,

635
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,980
and then, at least

636
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,980
you'll have an address.

637
00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,780
Oh. Here.

638
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,950
Hmm. Some kind of shady

639
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,950
fake shell corporation

640
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,950
called Open For Business LLC.

641
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,250
Thanks, Donna.

642
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,620
Hey, if it's Akon

643
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,620
and y'all become

644
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,620
best friends,

645
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,350
I want a ride on his plane.

646
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,790
Done and done.

647
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,020
Nice.

648
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,850
Ten-twenty Maple Street.

649
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,960
Ann and Chris?

650
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,960
What are they doing here?

651
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,200
Sir, you can't

652
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,200
go in there.

653
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:27,640
Ah-ha!

654
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,730
I caught you.

655
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,730
Hey, it's Tom.

656
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,440
What the hell

657
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,440
are you doing?

658
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,540
What am I doing?

659
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,540
What are you doing here?

660
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,620
Dr. Saperstein is

661
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,620
giving me a sonogram,

662
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,780
in his doctor's office

663
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,780
for women,

664
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:39,840
because I'm pregnant.

665
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,220
Oh, my God.

666
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,190
You're Jean-Ralphio's dad.

667
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,190
Mmm-hmm.

668
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:46,230
You're the one

669
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:46,230
that's trying to

670
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:46,230
put me out of business.

671
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,690
Well, look at that,

672
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,690
Mr. Haverford.

673
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,690
You tracked me down.

674
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,250
Looks like your

675
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,250
detective skills

676
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,060
are a lot better

677
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,060
than your tween

678
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,230
high-end

679
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,230
fashion rental skills.

680
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,130
Ann? Chris?

681
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,130
Can we have

682
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,130
the room, please?

683
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,500
No, you certainly cannot.

684
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,940
Dr. Saperstein,

685
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,940
why are you doing this?

686
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,940
What did I ever do to you?

687
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,980
You know exactly

688
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,980
why I'm doing this.

689
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,600
You destroyed my family.

690
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,810
First, you screwed my son

691
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,810
out of your business.

692
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,210
And then, you stole

693
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,210
my daughter's virginity.

694
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,190
Wait, you're serious?

695
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,560
Deadly serious.

696
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,460
According to my daughter,

697
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,460
you broke her heart.

698
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,330
Then, you smashed up

699
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,330
her BMW.

700
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,240
I had to buy her a new one

701
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,240
so she could drive to

702
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,240
divinity school.

703
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,870
Let me tell

704
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,870
you something, mister.

705
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:35,010
You attack a Saperstein,

706
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:35,010
you face my wrath.

707
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,510
Be so sure about this,

708
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,510
Tiny Tom,

709
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:40,910
that I will crush you

710
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:40,910
like the bug you are.

711
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,980
And there it is,

712
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,980
the heartbeat.

713
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,410
Everything sounds perfect.

714
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:50,550
Oh. This is the moment

715
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:50,550
we were dreaming of.

716
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,790
You and me

717
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,790
and our baby.

718
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,260
And Tom and his weird

719
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,260
feud with our doctor.

720
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,530
So, this after-school

721
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,530
music program

722
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,000
has been really

723
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,000
successful in Pawnee,

724
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,860
and we've expanded

725
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,860
it to eight other towns

726
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,860
in Indiana.

727
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,270
But we feel,

728
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,270
with your help,

729
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,270
we can be...

730
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,340
Whoa! Are those...

731
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,340
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

732
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,710
Are those remote

733
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,710
control helicopters?

734
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,310
Yeah.

735
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,310
What?

736
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,940
I got them as a gift.

737
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,010
I bought them for

738
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,010
one of my nephews.

739
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,710
Then, I decided

740
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,710
to keep them.

741
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,710
Yeah.

742
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,180
Would you like

743
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,180
to play with them?

744
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,280
Oh, would I?

745
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,280
I call the blue one.

746
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,280
I call... Aw.

747
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,290
Okay, you get

748
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,290
the blue one.

749
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,350
Andy, we are guests

750
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,350
of Lord Covington.

751
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,450
Maybe you should let him...

752
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,460
Play with

753
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,460
the blue helicopter.

754
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,330
What are you

755
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,330
talking about, dude?

756
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,330
I called it.

757
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,990
He called it.

758
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,990
That's the rule.

759
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,130
That's the rule.

760
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,670
Anyway,

761
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,670
the orange one's better.

762
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:35,730
What?

763
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:35,730
Come on.

764
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,790
Ah!

765
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,530
Hey, get off.

766
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,680
Dude, awesome.

767
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,680
I think I broke mine.

768
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,910
Oh, bummer.

769
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,180
So, like, you,

770
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,180
your family owns

771
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,180
all this stuff?

772
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,720
Well, no,

773
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,720
not everything.

774
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,690
Uh, we own

775
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,690
that building,

776
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,820
that one,

777
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,820
that house,

778
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,820
that round thing,

779
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,130
that one,

780
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,130
we don't own that.

781
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,260
Oh, no, actually,

782
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,260
we do own that.

783
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,890
What else does

784
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,890
your family own?

785
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,590
Well, um,

786
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,590
have you heard of Scotland?

787
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,930
As I was saying, uh,

788
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,930
we've really made

789
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
this music program

790
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
work in Indiana,

791
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,230
and we think,

792
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,230
with your help,

793
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,710
we could turn this

794
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,710
into a wide-reaching

795
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,710
international program.

796
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,140
Oh, you know what I want?

797
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,140
Ice cream.

798
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,550
Do you guys have that here?

799
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,550
Ice cream?

800
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,010
Oh, it's so good.

801
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,010
You have to get it.

802
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,180
It's, like, scoops

803
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,180
and it comes on a cone.

804
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,020
Do you have that here?

805
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,020
We have it.

806
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,020
Of course we have it.

807
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,650
You have it?

808
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,650
Where do you think

809
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,650
you are, the moon?

810
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,620
That would be awesome

811
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,620
if we were.

812
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,850
Yeah.

813
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:35,690
Can we get some?

814
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:35,690
Could we have some?

815
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,660
Could we?

816
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,660
Sure.

817
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,020
Yeah.

818
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,090
Let's go.

819
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,470
What do

820
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,470
I do with this?

821
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,200
Just throw it there.

822
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,200
Roger will pick it up.

823
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:46,470
Oh.

824
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:50,440
So, I long for a day

825
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:50,440
when women

826
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:50,440
in government

827
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,670
will simply be seen

828
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,670
as people in government,

829
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,410
but until then,

830
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,410
I will work to make Pawnee,

831
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,410
my wonderful hometown,

832
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,950
as good as it can be.

833
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,950
What do you think?

834
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,350
I think you should

835
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,350
lose the first line

836
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,350
and the last line,

837
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,650
and all of the other lines,

838
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,020
and instead,

839
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,020
just walk up to the mic

840
00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:09,000
and meow really loudly

841
00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:09,000
for eight minutes.

842
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,030
Okay.

843
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,030
This trip is amazing,

844
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,430
but I miss Pawnee,

845
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,430
you know?

846
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,970
I want to know

847
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,970
what's happening there.

848
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,440
One little news

849
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,440
blast wouldn't hurt.

850
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,000
Welcome to

851
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,000
The Final Word with Perd.

852
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,200
Ms. Pinewood, there is

853
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,200
a thing you are doing,

854
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,110
and that thing is,

855
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,110
you are leading

856
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,910
a recall vote against

857
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,910
Councilwoman Knope.

858
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,380
And you say you have

859
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,380
new, shocking

860
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,380
allegations about her.

861
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,650
What? What, now?

862
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,320
Perd, I take no pleasure

863
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,320
in reporting this,

864
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,320
but it must come to light.

865
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:38,220
We are here trying

866
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:38,220
to make Pawnee better,

867
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,520
and where is Leslie Knope?

868
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:44,360
She's gallivanting

869
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:44,360
around Europe,

870
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:44,360
like some kind of European.

871
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,120
How did they

872
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,120
get that picture?

873
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,120
Facebook.

874
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,570
But I just put...

875
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,570
Facebook.

876
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,800
Isn't it a... Mmm.

877
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,800
Facebook.

878
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,000
Apparently,

879
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,000
she can't be bothered

880
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,000
to stay here in Pawnee,

881
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,110
not when there's Europe

882
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,110
to gallivant around in.

883
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,170
Well, we conducted a Perd Poll

884
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,170
and asked this question.

885
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,440
Do you think Leslie Knope

886
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,440
should be in England?

887
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,850
Do you not think that,

888
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,850
or do you not think that?

889
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,350
48% said she should

890
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,350
not be in Europe.

891
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,550
17% say it's okay,

892
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,850
and 35 % said

893
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,850
they were confused

894
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:13,760
by the way

895
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:13,760
the question was posed.

896
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,760
Oh, my God.

897
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,120
You're leaving tonight?

898
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,230
I can't believe

899
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,230
there's even a flight.

900
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,860
Well, not to Indiana.

901
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,860
But there's a 9:00

902
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,860
redeye to Lisbon.

903
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,700
And then,

904
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,700
I can catch the 4:30 AM

905
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,700
back to Edinburgh,

906
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,800
connect through Houston,

907
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,800
head on up to Cincinnati

908
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,540
and then, rent a car,

909
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,540
drive around 90,

910
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,810
and I'll be home

911
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,810
two hours earlier

912
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,610
than if I flew

913
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,610
home as planned.

914
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,140
Easy breezy.

915
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,770
Leslie, I can't believe

916
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,770
I'm saying this,

917
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,150
but I do not think

918
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,150
you should leave

919
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,150
Europe right now.

920
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,720
You flew all this way.

921
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,720
Have some perspective.

922
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,290
You have some perspective.

923
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,230
I'm sorry.

924
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,760
Maybe you're right.

925
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,760
Maybe I'm stressed.

926
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,920
Okay, I need to calm down.

927
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,900
Let's go walk past

928
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,900
Colin Firth's house again.

929
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,800
Who is that?

930
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,430
Hold up.

931
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,430
My dad said that?

932
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,490
Yeah, Jean-Ralphio.

933
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,370
He told me that

934
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,370
I had screwed you

935
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,370
out of my business.

936
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,740
What?

937
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,740
So he was going

938
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,740
to screw me back.

939
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,400
Any idea why

940
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,400
he'd believe

941
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,400
such a thing?

942
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,140
That is so weird.

943
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,580
That is so...

944
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,580
Oh, you know what?

945
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,310
Honestly, now that

946
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,310
I'm thinking about it,

947
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,310
this may be it.

948
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,790
I actually told him that

949
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,790
Rent A Swag was my idea,

950
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,320
and that you had

951
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,320
stole it from me.

952
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,410
Why would you say that?

953
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,050
Because my dad

954
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,050
is always riding me

955
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,050
for never having a job,

956
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:22,120
and I just didn't want to show

957
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:22,120
that I blew it again.

958
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,330
Ooh, and I don't know

959
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,330
if this is relevant,

960
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,960
but I told him that

961
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,960
you made me sign up

962
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,960
for a bunch of credit cards,

963
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,400
and then maxed them out

964
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,500
by buying illegal white

965
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,500
jaguar fur coats.

966
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,270
That's probably not relevant.

967
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,370
It's probably

968
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,370
not relevant, though.

969
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,540
I guess.

970
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,540
No, definitely.

971
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,080
All this lying

972
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,080
about me stops now.

973
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,270
Mmm.

974
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,340
This is my life.

975
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,610
Please, one of you has

976
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,610
to tell him the truth.

977
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,520
Not it!

978
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,520
Ooh, you got me!

979
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:48,320
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

980
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,150
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

981
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,990
Okay, fine.

982
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,990
You know what?

983
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,790
I'm going to do

984
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,790
the unthinkable.

985
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,300
I'm going to have a short,

986
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,300
honest conversation

987
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,300
with my father.

988
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,990
Thank you.

989
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,870
Oh, that's a big

990
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,870
cheering section.

991
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,880
Okay. That's Khongordzol

992
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,880
from Mongolia.

993
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,110
She grew up in a hut

994
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,110
that was entirely

995
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,110
made of ice and mud.

996
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,410
Then, she became their mayor,

997
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,410
then their police chief,

998
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,450
and their best

999
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,450
wolverine wrangler.

1000
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:19,780
I love her.

1001
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,490
Oh, hi. You must

1002
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,490
be Leslie Knope.

1003
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,490
Oh.

1004
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,150
I'm Ulee Danssen.

1005
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,150
I'm one of the honorees.

1006
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,850
Wow. Look at your face.

1007
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,030
What?

1008
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,030
It's just so symmetrical.

1009
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,120
Oh, thanks.

1010
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,360
You know,

1011
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,360
we all have that

1012
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,360
in Denmark.

1013
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,830
Oh, you're from Denmark.

1014
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,830
Of course.

1015
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,200
Well, what part of

1016
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,200
Denmark are you from?

1017
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,260
I'm from Silkeborg.

1018
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:40,240
You know, it's not one

1019
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:40,240
of the most perfect

1020
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:40,240
places in the world.

1021
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,670
But I love it,

1022
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,670
and it loves me.

1023
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,500
And look what

1024
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,500
they've done for me.

1025
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:46,310
They made

1026
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:46,310
a statue of you.

1027
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,470
Yes.

1028
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,110
Wow. Is that goat cheese?

1029
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,650
Good cheese eye, Leslie.

1030
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,650
It is made out

1031
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,650
of goat cheese.

1032
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,150
We have a lot of it.

1033
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,150
And after tonight's event,

1034
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,550
they're going

1035
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,550
to consume me

1036
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,550
with crackers.

1037
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,220
They just love me.

1038
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,220
What about your town?

1039
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,730
Well, Pawnee, Indiana,

1040
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,730
is a wonderful town,

1041
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,730
and I love it.

1042
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,500
But they hate me,

1043
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,500
and they're trying

1044
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,500
to kick me out of office.

1045
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,570
One time, they made

1046
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,570
a piñata of my face.

1047
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,110
And then, everybody

1048
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,110
in the town came

1049
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,830
and took turns

1050
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,830
hitting it with a stick.

1051
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,280
And they filled

1052
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,280
it with broccoli just to

1053
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,280
add insult to injury.

1054
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,100
But politics...

1055
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,200
You know

1056
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,200
what I mean, right?

1057
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,040
I don't. No.

1058
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,550
So, you're from Mongolia?

1059
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,120
Will you take me with you

1060
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,120
when you go back there?

1061
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,550
I love you.

1062
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,620
Hmm.

1063
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:36,760
Did you understand that?

1064
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,100
Did you bring

1065
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,100
any wolverines?

1066
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,130
Say it again.

1067
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,670
Aluminium.

1068
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,700
Okay. Okay. You say it.

1069
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,700
You say it. You say it.

1070
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:50,000
It's allumilum.

1071
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,240
Allumilum?

1072
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,710
Okay. Uh, Eddie?

1073
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,710
Allumilum.

1074
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,180
Uh, if you'd like me

1075
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,180
to talk more about

1076
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,180
the program,

1077
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,010
I'd be happy to, but,

1078
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,010
Mmm-hmm?

1079
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,820
my wife is receiving an award

1080
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,820
in just a few minutes.

1081
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:01,860
And I really need

1082
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:01,860
to get over there.

1083
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:01,860
Yes, of course.

1084
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,690
The thing is,

1085
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,780
I don't know

1086
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,780
what I'm doing.

1087
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,250
Me, neither.

1088
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,250
I'm sorry?

1089
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,660
My family has

1090
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,660
a huge amount of money.

1091
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:14,190
We live in a castle.

1092
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:14,190
It has 1,000 acres of land.

1093
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,590
Our hedge maze is so vast,

1094
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:19,230
once, I got lost in there

1095
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:19,230
for two days.

1096
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,470
What? That's awesome.

1097
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,630
It was awesome.

1098
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,370
There was a statue

1099
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,370
of a lion inside,

1100
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,370
and I found a yo-yo.

1101
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,340
Well, do you,

1102
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,340
do you have it here?

1103
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,340
Guys.

1104
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:30,110
But the point is,

1105
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:30,110
I started this foundation

1106
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,740
in order to do something

1107
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,740
good with our money.

1108
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,650
I've heard hundreds

1109
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,650
of charity pitches,

1110
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,780
and I honestly

1111
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,780
don't know whether

1112
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,780
they're good or bad.

1113
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:41,490
If I may.

1114
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,460
Ours is great.

1115
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,560
Brilliant. I'm in.

1116
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:47,870
What? Are you serious?

1117
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,230
Yeah. I like you.

1118
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,230
I like music.

1119
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,840
On one condition.

1120
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,100
I want you to

1121
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,100
stay here in London

1122
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,840
with me for no more

1123
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,840
than three months,

1124
00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:00,180
to help me get

1125
00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:00,180
it up and running,

1126
00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:00,180
and tell me what to do.

1127
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,610
Oh, well, that,

1128
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,610
that actually

1129
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,610
may be tough.

1130
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,650
I mean, my wife

1131
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,650
is in the middle

1132
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,650
of this recall fight.

1133
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,120
And I really need to...

1134
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,120
Oh, no, no, no.

1135
00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:07,210
No. No.

1136
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:10,490
I meant Andy.

1137
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:10,490
I want Andy to stay.

1138
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:15,720
Is that a goose that

1139
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:15,720
just flew by the window?

1140
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:18,860
Oh, it's a plastic bag.

1141
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:18,860
Did you see that?

1142
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:23,100
Wait, did I interrupt?

1143
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:23,100
What are you

1144
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:23,100
guys talking about?

1145
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,970
Let's see if it was a goose.

1146
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,970
I think it could have been,

1147
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,970
honest to God.

1148
00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:29,240
Silkeborg is wonderful.

1149
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,540
And I am very

1150
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,540
supported and loved.

1151
00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:33,610
Once, on my birthday,

1152
00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:33,610
the town trained

1153
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,340
a reindeer to do

1154
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,340
a dance for me.

1155
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,440
It was beautiful

1156
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,720
and the reindeer

1157
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,720
was delicious.

1158
00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:43,820
Hey.

1159
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,220
How was your meeting?

1160
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,390
Good. I'll fill

1161
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,390
you in later.

1162
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:49,720
You ready

1163
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:49,720
for your speech?

1164
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,090
Uh, yeah. Yeah.

1165
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,290
Thank you, Ulee.

1166
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,860
It is so inspiring

1167
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,860
to hear stories

1168
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,860
of powerful women

1169
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,400
who are held

1170
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,400
in high esteem

1171
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,400
by their hometowns.

1172
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,240
Now, from the hometown

1173
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,240
of Pawnee, Indiana,

1174
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,240
in the United States...

1175
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:05,970
Leslie Knope.

1176
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,680
Uh, first, let me say

1177
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,680
it is a true honor

1178
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,680
to be here

1179
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,060
among these

1180
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,060
amazing women.

1181
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,090
You all inspire me

1182
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,090
with your accomplishments

1183
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,730
and the things you have done

1184
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,730
for your hometowns.

1185
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,900
And the things

1186
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,900
your hometowns

1187
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,900
have done for you.

1188
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,460
I mean,

1189
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,460
they're just truly...

1190
00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:33,800
You know,

1191
00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:33,800
I've been a public servant

1192
00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:33,800
for a long time.

1193
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,210
And you know how

1194
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,210
I spend my days?

1195
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,610
Cleaning slime out of rivers

1196
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,580
and removing slugs

1197
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,580
from people's front yards.

1198
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,610
And I love my town,

1199
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,610
but you know

1200
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,610
how they repay me?

1201
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:45,980
By hating me.

1202
00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,460
They hate me.

1203
00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,460
They want to recall me.

1204
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,520
I wish I could, uh,

1205
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,520
move to Silkeborg

1206
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,520
and dance with a reindeer.

1207
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,190
You're always welcome

1208
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,190
in Silkeborg.

1209
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,530
Olga, let's start

1210
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,530
a statue of Leslie.

1211
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,990
See? They like me

1212
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,990
in Silkeborg more than

1213
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,990
my own hometown,

1214
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:01,700
and I've never

1215
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:01,700
even been there.

1216
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:04,200
I love Pawnee,

1217
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:04,200
but sometimes, it sucks.

1218
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,270
The people can

1219
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,270
be very mean

1220
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,270
and ungrateful,

1221
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,330
and they cling to

1222
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,330
their fried dough

1223
00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:11,680
and their big sodas.

1224
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,410
And then, they get

1225
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,410
mad at me when

1226
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,410
their pants don't fit.

1227
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,180
You know,

1228
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,180
I'm sick of it.

1229
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,980
Pawnee is filled with

1230
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,980
a bunch of peepee-heads.

1231
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,650
Thank you very much

1232
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,650
for this amazing award.

1233
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,420
I'm sorry

1234
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,420
I said peepee-heads.

1235
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:29,620
That's my boss.

1236
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,000
That speech was

1237
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,000
a little rough,

1238
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,000
don't you think?

1239
00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:36,970
Whatever. It's how I feel.

1240
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,010
Stupid, ungrateful town.

1241
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:42,110
Plus, you said it yourself,

1242
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:42,110
we're 4,000 miles away.

1243
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:45,970
Hello?

1244
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,910
Leslie, it's Jerry.

1245
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:48,970
Jerry who?

1246
00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:50,070
Gergich.

1247
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,510
Oh. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry,

1248
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,510
why are you calling me?

1249
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,680
I don't want to waste

1250
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,680
my international minutes.

1251
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,820
Leslie, your speech

1252
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,820
was webcast.

1253
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,360
Here, in Pawnee.

1254
00:25:58,490 --> 00:25:59,960
Everyone saw it.

1255
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,530
What do you mean,

1256
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,530
everyone?

1257
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,500
I had organized

1258
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,500
a big viewing party.

1259
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,930
You know, to support you.

1260
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,590
And, well, now,

1261
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,590
that Kathryn Pinewood lady.

1262
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,590
She's already pounced.

1263
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,930
She's calling it

1264
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,930
the "Peepee-Head Speech."

1265
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,060
Bloody hell, Jerry.

1266
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:13,230
So, how's London...

1267
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,400
I just never thought

1268
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,400
that I would get

1269
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,540
to make this announcement.

1270
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:20,250
It's a very special day.

1271
00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:21,400
Okay.

1272
00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:22,940
Hey, Donna.

1273
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,590
So...

1274
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,590
You're pregnant.

1275
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:28,380
Oh, man.

1276
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:28,380
Tom told you.

1277
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:28,380
Nope.

1278
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,850
You're drinking decaf coffee,

1279
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,850
which you usually

1280
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,850
only do in the afternoon.

1281
00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,590
You're wearing

1282
00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,590
an empire-waist dress

1283
00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,590
and loose shoes

1284
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,190
'cause your feet

1285
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,190
are already swelling.

1286
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,130
I'd put you at nine,

1287
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,130
maybe ten weeks?

1288
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:39,730
My goodness,

1289
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:39,730
you're observant.

1290
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,570
Yes, I am.

1291
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,630
Hmm.

1292
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,700
When did you make

1293
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,700
the switch

1294
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,700
to boxer briefs?

1295
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:46,500
Yesterday.

1296
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:49,880
Okay, please

1297
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:49,880
stop looking at him.

1298
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,770
Why are we here?

1299
00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:54,710
Just thought you

1300
00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:54,710
needed some fresh air.

1301
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,250
Even if that air is

1302
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,250
filled with the foul stench

1303
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,250
of European socialism.

1304
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,350
You know, I know

1305
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,350
I am supposed to feel bad

1306
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,350
about what I said.

1307
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,720
But I do not.

1308
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,750
Pawnee has really been

1309
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,750
pissing me off lately.

1310
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,760
Leslie, for God's sake.

1311
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,760
You're the adult here.

1312
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:11,990
When your kid screams,

1313
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:11,990
"I hate you,"

1314
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,630
you don't sink to

1315
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,630
his level and yell,

1316
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,630
"I hate you" back.

1317
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,260
You have to be

1318
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,260
the grown-up.

1319
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,510
You're right. I know.

1320
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,510
I have to be the grown-up.

1321
00:27:19,570 --> 00:27:21,410
But it's so hard.

1322
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,710
Ron. God.

1323
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:25,780
And nobody

1324
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:25,780
ever thanks you.

1325
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:27,410
You choose

1326
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:27,410
a thankless job,

1327
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,510
you can't be upset

1328
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,510
when nobody thanks you.

1329
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,820
And by the way,

1330
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,820
April thanked you.

1331
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,720
She nominated you

1332
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,720
for this award.

1333
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,220
Well, April does that

1334
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,220
all the time.

1335
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:38,050
She nominated Ann

1336
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:38,050
for Motocross Driver

1337
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:38,050
of the Year Award,

1338
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,920
just so she could

1339
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,920
get a rejection letter.

1340
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:41,660
April respects you.

1341
00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,500
And so do many others.

1342
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,830
Don't start chasing

1343
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,830
applause and acclaim.

1344
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,460
That way lies madness.

1345
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,770
Oh. I almost forgot.

1346
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:55,800
I finally got you

1347
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:55,800
a proper wedding gift.

1348
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,570
Part one of many.

1349
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,470
A train ticket?

1350
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,040
You think I want

1351
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,040
to extend my stay

1352
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,670
on this godforsaken

1353
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,670
continent?

1354
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,050
Yes, you do.

1355
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,450
If you follow that

1356
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,450
itinerary to the letter,

1357
00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,920
I promise you,

1358
00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,920
you will not

1359
00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,920
be disappointed.

1360
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,750
Well, I would offer

1361
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,750
to buy you a drink,

1362
00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:14,390
but where the hell

1363
00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:14,390
would that even happen?

1364
00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,230
This is London, Ron.

1365
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,860
There's a pub over there,

1366
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,860
there's a pub over there,

1367
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,420
there's a pub between

1368
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,420
those two butcher shops.

1369
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,630
Let's go to that one.

1370
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,630
But we'll be stopping

1371
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,070
in those two

1372
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,070
butcher shops first.

1373
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:28,200
Hey, Jerry.

1374
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:28,200
I didn't know you

1375
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:28,200
were working today.

1376
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,640
Yeah. Ron asked me

1377
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,640
to come in while he's away.

1378
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,040
Of course, I had to cancel

1379
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,040
my cardiologist appointment...

1380
00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:34,140
That's great.

1381
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,710
Now, here's a piece

1382
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,710
of information

1383
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,710
that is interesting.

1384
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:39,080
Ann is pregnant,

1385
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:39,080
and it's my baby.

1386
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,120
Oh, my God,

1387
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,120
that's wonderful news.

1388
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,880
Oh, there's so much

1389
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,880
in front of you.

1390
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,250
I mean soon, you're

1391
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,250
going to start showing.

1392
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,160
And then, your clothes

1393
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,160
will feel tight.

1394
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,090
And then, oh,

1395
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,090
people are going

1396
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,090
to start rubbing

1397
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,960
your tummy all the time.

1398
00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:51,620
That sounds terrible.

1399
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:54,000
Well, Gayle,

1400
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:54,000
she got really queasy.

1401
00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:55,540
And I gained a lot

1402
00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:55,540
of sympathy weight.

1403
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,660
Yeah. You know,

1404
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,660
actually, before my kids,

1405
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,000
I looked a lot

1406
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,000
like you, Chris.

1407
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:02,070
I am very sad.

1408
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:02,070
Please stop talking.

1409
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,200
Well, and, of course,

1410
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,200
pretty soon, Ann,

1411
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:06,040
your milk is going

1412
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:06,040
to come in.

1413
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,710
Oh.

1414
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,710
That is exciting.

1415
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:09,770
Mmm.

1416
00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,380
Yep, and it happens

1417
00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,380
sooner than you'd think.

1418
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:16,720
The babies can sense it.

1419
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:17,990
You would be shocked.

1420
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,490
Because they

1421
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,490
are rooting around

1422
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,490
for that nipple.

1423
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,130
Give it to me.

1424
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,130
I want milk.

1425
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:26,390
Life is a miracle.

1426
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,900
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.

1427
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:29,970
So,

1428
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:29,970
it's kind of awesome

1429
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,400
that the Lord Fancyface guy

1430
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,400
wants you to stay.

1431
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:35,370
Yeah, I guess.

1432
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:35,370
I mean, I can't do it,

1433
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:35,370
obviously.

1434
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,530
Why?

1435
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,840
I don't know what

1436
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,840
I would be doing.

1437
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,040
Besides,

1438
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,040
this is England.

1439
00:29:40,110 --> 00:29:43,050
Everything is so weird.

1440
00:29:40,110 --> 00:29:43,050
It's all different.

1441
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,810
Yeah. Like how they drive

1442
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,810
on the other side

1443
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,810
of the road?

1444
00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:47,220
Do they?

1445
00:29:47,290 --> 00:29:48,810
I'll be damned.

1446
00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,580
Yeah, like that.

1447
00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,580
That's what I'm...

1448
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,060
Exactly what

1449
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,060
I'm talking about.

1450
00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:54,190
Or, like, the Piccadilly

1451
00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:54,190
Circus we went to?

1452
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:57,390
Not even a circus.

1453
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:57,390
There's no elephants.

1454
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:57,390
There is no cotton candies.

1455
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,800
No clowns.

1456
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,770
One bearded lady.

1457
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,770
She got all rude

1458
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,770
when I marveled at her.

1459
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:04,860
Do you like

1460
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:04,860
the Lord Fancyface guy?

1461
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:07,500
Oh, he's awesome.

1462
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:07,500
He's everything you

1463
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:07,500
would want in a boss.

1464
00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:08,700
I mean...

1465
00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,640
Remote control helicopters,

1466
00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,640
talks funny.

1467
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:11,700
Total package.

1468
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,710
I think you should do it.

1469
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,610
When are you

1470
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,610
going to have another

1471
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,610
opportunity like this?

1472
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,120
Yeah, but...

1473
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,120
Plus, we can deal

1474
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,120
with the distance, okay?

1475
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,690
Remember, I was in

1476
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,690
Washington last year?

1477
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:22,890
He said he wanted me

1478
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:22,890
to head up the company.

1479
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,390
I have no idea how

1480
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,390
to run a non-profit.

1481
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:26,680
Hey.

1482
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,290
You shined shoes

1483
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,290
for over two years

1484
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,290
and never made a profit.

1485
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,560
Come on.

1486
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,560
You can hack this.

1487
00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:36,360
I believe in you.

1488
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:38,800
But to replace you,

1489
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:41,210
I am going to have to build

1490
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:41,210
a scarecrow replica of you

1491
00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,610
and take it to the movies.

1492
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,410
Seems like

1493
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,410
the only logical solution.

1494
00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:54,820
My point is, Ethel, that...

1495
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,580
Ann is pregnant.

1496
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,580
And I'm the baby daddy.

1497
00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,460
How wonderful for you.

1498
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,360
But, you don't seem

1499
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,360
very excited for us.

1500
00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:04,190
I barely know you.

1501
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,990
And I don't have

1502
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,990
to talk to you unless

1503
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,990
it's about work.

1504
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:11,930
Man, I thought this

1505
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:11,930
would be more satisfying.

1506
00:31:12,010 --> 00:31:13,000
I agree.

1507
00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:14,830
Wait a minute.

1508
00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:14,830
What time is it?

1509
00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:16,500
Has she landed yet?

1510
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,680
Oh, I am so happy

1511
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,680
for you guys.

1512
00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:22,680
Oh, this is the greatest day

1513
00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:22,680
in the history of days.

1514
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,080
This day,

1515
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,080
a thousand years

1516
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,080
from now,

1517
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,580
will be celebrated

1518
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,580
as the beginning

1519
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,680
of a new and

1520
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,680
better human race.

1521
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:29,120
I am so happy for you,

1522
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:29,120
I'm never letting you go.

1523
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:30,590
I am not going

1524
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:30,590
to let you go.

1525
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,020
Oh, oh, oh. Eventually,

1526
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,020
she's going to have

1527
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,020
to go back to work.

1528
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,460
Are you sure you

1529
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,460
should be working?

1530
00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,960
I mean, you should

1531
00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,960
be resting

1532
00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,960
and getting fluids,

1533
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,090
and cold compresses,

1534
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,090
and greasy foods.

1535
00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:40,460
That's for a hangover.

1536
00:31:40,530 --> 00:31:42,530
Right. Yeah. Of course.

1537
00:31:40,530 --> 00:31:42,530
I'm so goofed-up right now.

1538
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,940
I am so jet-lagged.

1539
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,940
I took a sleeping pill

1540
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,940
on the plane,

1541
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,270
and then

1542
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,270
I changed my mind.

1543
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,860
So, I took this thing

1544
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,860
called "ZapVigil,"

1545
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:51,310
which apparently is

1546
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:51,310
what Israeli fighter pilots

1547
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:51,310
use to stay awake, so...

1548
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:54,110
Right now it looks like

1549
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:54,110
I'm talking to a giant crab.

1550
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,010
Stay away from me, crab.

1551
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,740
I'm just kidding.

1552
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,740
I know it's Ann.

1553
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,340
We are so glad

1554
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,340
you're back.

1555
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,350
We talked to,

1556
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,350
like, 50 people,

1557
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,820
and frankly,

1558
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,820
not one of them

1559
00:32:02,890 --> 00:32:04,050
gave us the reaction that

1560
00:32:02,890 --> 00:32:04,050
we were hoping for.

1561
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,790
And your reaction,

1562
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,790
from someone

1563
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,790
we love so much,

1564
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,830
I mean, it just

1565
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,830
makes up for

1566
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,830
all the other ones.

1567
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,830
Oh.

1568
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,830
Anyway, welcome home.

1569
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:12,060
Don't pinch me.

1570
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,030
Thank you all for coming.

1571
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,400
And let me just say

1572
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,400
how truly,

1573
00:32:16,570 --> 00:32:19,060
deeply trill it is

1574
00:32:16,570 --> 00:32:19,060
to be standing in this

1575
00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:20,430
dope-ass conference room

1576
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:22,570
and addressing

1577
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:22,570
a group of people in

1578
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:22,570
a business meeting.

1579
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,670
It's really a dream come true.

1580
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,510
Uh, right now I want

1581
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,510
to turn the floor over

1582
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,070
to Jean-Ralphio,

1583
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,070
who has something to say.

1584
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,150
Tom. Lawyer guy. Daddy.

1585
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,190
Tom did not screw me

1586
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,190
out of the company.

1587
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,320
He gave me every

1588
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,320
opportunity to jump in

1589
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,320
at the ground floor,

1590
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,390
and I said no.

1591
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,590
Not because I thought

1592
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,590
it was a bad idea,

1593
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:48,490
but because,

1594
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:48,490
and this is very important,

1595
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,740
I really didn't care

1596
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,740
about what was happening.

1597
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,970
So, why exactly did

1598
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,970
you lie when I asked you

1599
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,970
what had happened?

1600
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,700
Daddy. Daddy. Come on.

1601
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,700
I lie to you all the time.

1602
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,870
All those math camps

1603
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,870
I said I went to?

1604
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,380
I don't even know

1605
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,380
what a math camp is.

1606
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,050
So, all those postcards

1607
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,050
that you sent me,

1608
00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:08,410
all those trophies

1609
00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:08,410
that you'd won...

1610
00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:12,180
Trophies I bought

1611
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,150
I also have

1612
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,150
something to say.

1613
00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:18,360
I have done nothing wrong.

1614
00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:21,030
Ever, in my life.

1615
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,490
I know this.

1616
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,690
And I love you.

1617
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,140
I love you, too, Daddy.

1618
00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:28,180
Money, please.

1619
00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:29,840
My money.

1620
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,530
Dr. Saperstein.

1621
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,540
Your son

1622
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,540
is my best friend.

1623
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,540
Yeah.

1624
00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:36,210
He's like a brother to me.

1625
00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:36,210
But he's a disaster.

1626
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,480
And your daughter

1627
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,350
seriously needs to be

1628
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,350
locked up in some

1629
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,350
sort of insane asylum.

1630
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:41,480
Mmm.

1631
00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:42,680
On an island.

1632
00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:42,680
Ooh.

1633
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,760
In space.

1634
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,760
Calling home.

1635
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:48,550
These two have been huge

1636
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:48,550
disappointments to me.

1637
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,960
Come on. You love us.

1638
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:53,470
Tell me you love us,

1639
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:53,470
and then, admit

1640
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:55,160
this guy looks like Beaker

1641
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:55,160
from the Muppets.

1642
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,700
Dad.

1643
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,470
But seriously,

1644
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,470
what are we doing here?

1645
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,100
What are

1646
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,100
we doing here, Dad?

1647
00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:04,470
Why are we here?

1648
00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:04,470
So.

1649
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,870
Now, you know the truth.

1650
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,870
Will you back off?

1651
00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:09,380
No, I will not stop.

1652
00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,580
Yes, this all started

1653
00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,580
as vengeance

1654
00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,580
for my children.

1655
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,350
But the company

1656
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,350
is making money now.

1657
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,410
Why would I back off

1658
00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:18,960
just because these

1659
00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:18,960
nincompoops lie

1660
00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:18,960
to me all the time?

1661
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:21,190
Mmm-hmm.

1662
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:21,190
Nope. I'm not going

1663
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:21,190
to back off.

1664
00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:24,230
I'm going to continue,

1665
00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:24,230
and I'm going to crush you.

1666
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,670
All right. You two.

1667
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,670
Are you in for

1668
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,670
dinner tomorrow night?

1669
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:28,720
Yes!

1670
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:28,720
Yes, Daddy.

1671
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,430
Blow me a kiss.

1672
00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:32,130
Muah.

1673
00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,640
Caught it.

1674
00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,640
I love you, Daddy!

1675
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:34,870
I love you, Daddy!

1676
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:34,870
I love you, too.

1677
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:37,540
Hey, are you gonna be okay

1678
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:37,540
with Andy gone?

1679
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,200
Yeah, it will be fine.

1680
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,310
Are you gonna be okay

1681
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,310
with Ben still here?

1682
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,610
April.

1683
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,610
What? I don't trust him.

1684
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,120
I never have.

1685
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,120
He's after your money.

1686
00:34:46,290 --> 00:34:49,620
Hey, Gretel. Hello.

1687
00:34:46,290 --> 00:34:49,620
It's me, City Councilwoman

1688
00:34:46,290 --> 00:34:49,620
Leslie Knope.

1689
00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:52,750
And me, Odie the dog,

1690
00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:52,750
Garfield's enemy.

1691
00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:54,160
Now, we have

1692
00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:54,160
some great news.

1693
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:57,630
We were in London,

1694
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:57,630
and we met a wonderful

1695
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:57,630
woman from Mongolia.

1696
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,220
Yeah. Her name

1697
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,220
was Khongordzol,

1698
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,100
and I love her more than

1699
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,100
anything in the world.

1700
00:35:01,270 --> 00:35:04,530
Khongordzol and Odie,

1701
00:35:01,270 --> 00:35:04,530
here, were emailing.

1702
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,770
And she recommended

1703
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,770
a very humane way

1704
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,770
to get rid of slugs.

1705
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,610
You sprinkle

1706
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,610
coffee grounds on

1707
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,610
the affected area,

1708
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,110
and it drives

1709
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,110
the slugs away.

1710
00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:14,170
Isn't that great?

1711
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,910
I didn't want

1712
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,910
all the slugs gone.

1713
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,640
I wanted most of them gone.

1714
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,190
So sorry. Well,

1715
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,190
we'll put one slug back.

1716
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,920
Either way,

1717
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,920
your problem is solved.

1718
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:24,360
Oh, my God.

1719
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:24,360
That lady is the worst.

1720
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,520
She didn't even say

1721
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,520
thank you.

1722
00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:28,930
That's not why we do this,

1723
00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:28,930
April. We do it

1724
00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:28,930
because it's good

1725
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,190
and it helps people.

1726
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,530
Not to get the applause.

1727
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,160
Yeah, but doesn't

1728
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,160
that bum you out?

1729
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:36,430
Well, sure, it would be

1730
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:36,430
nice if just one person

1731
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:36,430
appreciated my work.

1732
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,270
At all.

1733
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,140
But that's the job.

1734
00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:43,300
Wiping slime

1735
00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:43,300
and shoveling slugs.

1736
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,340
All right.

1737
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,340
On to the next complaint.

1738
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:04,030
Where the hell are

1739
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:04,030
you sending me, Knope?

1740
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,700
Morning, cutie.

1741
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,700
Morning, Jessica.

1742
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:13,070
Whoa!

1743
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:13,070
These were a gift

1744
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,630
from your British friend,

1745
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,630
Lord Edgar Covington.

1746
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,700
He was very impressed

1747
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,700
with you two.

1748
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,640
He sounded rich

1749
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,640
on the phone.

1750
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,910
I think he was calling me

1751
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,910
from a helicopter.

1752
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,180
Could be.

1753
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,180
He owns two.

1754
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,180
Oh.

1755
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,810
So, Andy is going

1756
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,810
to stay there

1757
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,810
for three months.

1758
00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:29,120
I hope he's okay.

1759
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,280
He sent me an email

1760
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,280
this morning.

1761
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,420
I guess he got

1762
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,420
on the wrong train

1763
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,220
on the way to work

1764
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,220
and got lost.

1765
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,490
Yeah, this isn't right.

1766
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,930
None of this looks familiar.

1767
00:36:41,870 --> 00:36:42,860
Eddie?

1768
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,830
Uh-oh.

1769
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,830
SpaghettiOs...

1770
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,010
Oh, don't worry.

1771
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,010
I'm sure he'll adjust.

1772
00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,310
No. I named that dog

1773
00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,310
"SpaghettiOs,"

1774
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,740
and he just pooped

1775
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,740
in your briefcase.

1776
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,070
Okay.

1777
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,510
Come on, Sugarbutt.

1778
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,070
Oh. Which one's Sugarbutt?

1779
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,810
That's you. Come on.

1780
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,810
We've got a board meeting.

1781
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,810
Sugarbutt.

1782
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,250
Wildly inappropriate.

1783
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,890
You think there's any chance

1784
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,890
your dad will give up?

1785
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,950
I doubt it. He never

1786
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,950
gives up on anything.

1787
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,950
Except for my mom.

1788
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,600
When she turned 30,

1789
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,600
he was like, "Get out."

1790
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,270
Maybe I should

1791
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,270
just throw in the towel.

1792
00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:17,530
Your dad will destroy me.

1793
00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:17,530
I'll be left with nothing.

1794
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,900
I thought I was

1795
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,900
a better-looking version

1796
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,900
of Zuckerberg.

1797
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,410
It turns out

1798
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,410
I'm the better-looking

1799
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,410
version of

1800
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:22,500
the Winklevoss twins.

1801
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,340
First of all,

1802
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,340
unbelievable analogy.

1803
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,170
Second of all,

1804
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,170
what are you

1805
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,170
talking about, man?

1806
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,540
You're Tommy Haverford.

1807
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,540
You're an idea man.

1808
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:31,520
When Babyface was your age,

1809
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:31,520
he hadn't even signed

1810
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:31,520
Toni Braxton yet.

1811
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,750
Let alone Usher.

1812
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,780
You're right. I mean,

1813
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,780
I'm basically Babyface.

1814
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,650
You're basically Babyface.

1815
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,280
Okay. I'm going

1816
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,280
to keep going

1817
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,550
and I'm going

1818
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,550
to beat your dad.

1819
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,700
That's what

1820
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,700
I'm talking about.

1821
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,730
And for me,

1822
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,730
it's a win-win either way.

1823
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,890
Either my best friend

1824
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,890
emerges triumphant,

1825
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,890
or my dad beats you

1826
00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,530
and I get all that money

1827
00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,530
when he dies.

1828
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,830
I'm actually getting dinner

1829
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,830
with my dad right now.

1830
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,830
You want to come?

1831
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:54,060
No.

1832
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,270
I mean, this is

1833
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,270
all pretty overwhelming,

1834
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,270
you know?

1835
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,270
You know what I just read?

1836
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,270
That right now,

1837
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,870
our baby is the size

1838
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,870
of a green olive.

1839
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,750
Isn't that wild?

1840
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:10,320
It is.

1841
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:10,320
A green olive.

1842
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:11,720
A little high in sodium.

1843
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,850
I would have

1844
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,850
preferred a chick pea

1845
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,850
or a cherry tomato.

1846
00:38:13,930 --> 00:38:14,950
Our baby's not a salad.

1847
00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,360
Yes. Right.

1848
00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:19,020
It's just weird.

1849
00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:19,020
You know? I mean,

1850
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:23,930
for so long,

1851
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:23,930
this little green olive

1852
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:23,930
was just our thing.

1853
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,340
And now,

1854
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,340
it's everyone's thing.

1855
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:29,200
Every time

1856
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:29,200
Jerry looks at me,

1857
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:29,200
he's thinking about

1858
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,970
the milk in my boobs.

1859
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,800
It's still just our thing.

1860
00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,910
It will always be

1861
00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,910
just our thing.

1862
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:41,150
That's why it's so wonderful,

1863
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:41,150
and why we'll love it so much.

1864
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,860
You know, Olive is kind

1865
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,860
of a cute name.

1866
00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:47,990
If it's a girl.

1867
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,120
I prefer Chick Pea.

1868
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,190
Because it's lower

1869
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,190
in sodium?

1870
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,160
Yes, exactly.

1871
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,160
Okay.

1872
00:38:55,470 --> 00:38:56,800
Hey.

1873
00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:57,890
Are you leaving?

1874
00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,630
I just have to

1875
00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,630
get a jump start

1876
00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,630
on my next phase.

1877
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:00,730
Let's see.

1878
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:04,540
It is "48-Hour

1879
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:04,540
Roadkill Scrape-a-thon."

1880
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,270
Oh, brother.

1881
00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:08,610
Okay, well, before you go,

1882
00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:08,610
I have something for you.

1883
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,140
I feel like you're getting

1884
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,140
sad about how stupid

1885
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,140
and lame people are.

1886
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,780
And that is my job,

1887
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,780
not yours.

1888
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,350
So, I'm going to read

1889
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,350
this letter to you out loud.

1890
00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:20,750
But if you

1891
00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:20,750
hug me afterwards,

1892
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,950
I swear to God,

1893
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,950
I'll scream

1894
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,950
and pull my hair out

1895
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:25,520
and maybe punch

1896
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:25,520
you in the face.

1897
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:25,520
Okay?

1898
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,460
Okay.

1899
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,460
Please sit.

1900
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,370
"Dear Award

1901
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,370
Committee Members."

1902
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,960
Leslie. I didn't

1903
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,960
even start.

1904
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,300
Okay, I'm sorry.

1905
00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,030
Go ahead.

1906
00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:39,370
"Dear Award

1907
00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:39,370
Committee Members.

1908
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:42,710
"Where I live,

1909
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:42,710
there are a lot

1910
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:42,710
of apathetic people.

1911
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,890
"People who don't care

1912
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,890
at all about what they do,

1913
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,890
or how they do it.

1914
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,480
"They let the world

1915
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,480
wash over them,

1916
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,610
"and barely notice

1917
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,610
anyone else is even there.

1918
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:51,850
"Leslie Knope is not

1919
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:51,850
one of these people.

1920
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,320
"She cares about

1921
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,320
everything and everyone

1922
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,320
in our town.

1923
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,860
"I don't know

1924
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,860
how she does it.

1925
00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:00,060
"People come to her

1926
00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:00,060
with the pettiest,

1927
00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:02,730
"stupidest problems.

1928
00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:02,730
And she cares, like,

1929
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,330
"really, actually cares

1930
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,330
what happens to them.

1931
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,260
"And if you're lucky

1932
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,260
enough to be her friend,

1933
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:10,400
"your life gets

1934
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:10,400
better every day.

1935
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:12,750
"She spends every

1936
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:12,750
waking moment

1937
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,940
"thinking of new ways

1938
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,940
to make her friends happy.

1939
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,050
"There is something wonderful

1940
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,050
about seeing someone

1941
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,050
who has found

1942
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,610
"her true purpose on Earth.

1943
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:22,260
"For some people,

1944
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:22,260
I guess

1945
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:22,260
that's being an astronaut

1946
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,190
"or a hot dog

1947
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,190
eating champion.

1948
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,250
"For Leslie,

1949
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,250
her true purpose

1950
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,250
on Earth,

1951
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,620
"her true meaning

1952
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,620
is making

1953
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,620
people's lives better.

1954
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,000
"That's what I love about her

1955
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,000
and that's why

1956
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,000
she deserves this award.

1957
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,500
"Sincerely, Satan."

1958
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,040
You're getting

1959
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,040
hugged right now.

1960
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,040
No. I told you not to.

1961
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,870
I'm giving you a hug.

1962
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,870
No. Stay away. No.

1963
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,410
All my life,

1964
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,410
I have avoided Europe

1965
00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:54,890
and its multitudes

1966
00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:54,890
of terribleness.

1967
00:40:54,990 --> 00:40:57,220
But it turns out,

1968
00:40:54,990 --> 00:40:57,220
much to my surprise,

1969
00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:59,620
there is actually

1970
00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:59,620
one place in Europe

1971
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,020
that is worth seeing.

1972
00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:04,990
These tiny islands off

1973
00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:04,990
the coast of Scotland,

1974
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,960
where God's chosen

1975
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,960
elixirs are distilled,

1976
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,830
barreled, and prepared

1977
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,830
for consumption.

1978
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,970
This is worth the trip.

1979
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:19,740
"Dear Ron. You have

1980
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:19,740
now reached the cliff sides

1981
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:19,740
overlooking the islands.

1982
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,010
"As you sit here

1983
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,010
and gaze upon the waters,

1984
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,750
"please read out loud the poem

1985
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,750
by the great Scotsman,

1986
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,750
Robert Burns.

1987
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,040
"Love, Leslie."

1988
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,560
"O were my love

1989
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,560
yon lilac fair

1990
00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:36,730
"With purple blossoms

1991
00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:36,730
to the spring

1992
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,770
"And I a bird

1993
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,770
to shelter there

1994
00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:42,600
"When wearied

1995
00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:42,600
on my little wing

1996
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,130
"How I would mourn

1997
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,130
when it was torn

1998
00:41:46,510 --> 00:41:48,940
"By autumn wild

1999
00:41:46,510 --> 00:41:48,940
and winter rude

2000
00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,970
"But I would sing

2001
00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,970
on wanton wing

2002
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:56,080
"When youthful May

2003
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:56,080
its bloom renewed"

2004
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,320
I don't know what she thought

2005
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,320
I'd get out of that.

2006
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,420
Nice to be home.

2007
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,900
It is. But, I mean,

2008
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,900
I love Pawnee.

2009
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,900
I will always love Pawnee.

2010
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:17,370
But London is amazing.

2011
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:17,370
And Silkeborg

2012
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:17,370
sounds amazing.

2013
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,940
And Mongolia

2014
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,940
sounds amazing.

2015
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:21,400
Their mayor is a professional

2016
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:21,400
wolverine wrangler.

2017
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,740
Fine, Mongolia

2018
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,740
sounds terrifying.

2019
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,710
But the world is

2020
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,710
a very big place,

2021
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,840
and I've seen

2022
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,840
very little of it.

2023
00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,080
Maybe we should travel more,

2024
00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,080
expand our horizons.

2025
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,440
You know, I've had

2026
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,440
the same kinds of thoughts.

2027
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,220
We should keep

2028
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,220
that in mind.

2029
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:35,380
See where it leads us.

2030
00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:36,440
Yeah.

2031
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,150
There's one more thing

2032
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,150
I want to try.

2033
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,150
Hmm.

2034
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,150
I got you something

2035
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,150
in London.

2036
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:42,190
A traditional barrister's wig.

2037
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,250
Oh.

2038
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,490
Wear it for me.

2039
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,030
Yeah?

2040
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,030
Mmm-hmm.

2041
00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:47,460
All right.

2042
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,030
What's up?

2043
00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:54,130
No. Not sexy.

2044
00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:55,430
Failed experiment.

2045
00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:55,430
Take it off.

2046
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,170
Okay, just... Okay.

2047
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,170
Just take it off. No.