1 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:05,070 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:05,070 Yes. 3 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:08,010 No. Babe. 4 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:08,010 Are you ready? 5 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:09,410 Yes? 6 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,580 I got fired from running 7 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,580 the Sweetums Foundation. 8 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:13,280 Thanks to me. 9 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:13,280 Sorry, again. 10 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,320 Hey, blessing 11 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,320 in disguise. 12 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,690 I took a job at 13 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,690 this accounting firm. 14 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,520 They tried to 15 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,520 hire me three times. 16 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,520 I finally gave in. 17 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:22,120 But I've had a week 18 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:22,120 off in between jobs, 19 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,130 and I've been cooking up 20 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,130 something pretty big. 21 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,070 The last time he 22 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,070 was in between jobs, 23 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,070 he got deep 24 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,070 into claymation. 25 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,870 So this should be 26 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,870 different. Hopefully. 27 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,680 Presenting 28 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,680 The Cones of Dunshire, 29 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:38,410 a brand new 30 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:38,410 gaming experience. 31 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,910 Eight to twelve players. 32 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:41,420 Two wizards, a maverick... 33 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,540 The arbiter, 34 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:44,980 two warriors, a corporal, 35 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:44,980 and a ledgerman. 36 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,650 Now, the ledgerman 37 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,650 just keeps score. 38 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,520 And he wears this hat. 39 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:49,650 Oh, boy. 40 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,850 Now, the object is 41 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,850 to accumulate cones. 42 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,850 Four cones wins. 43 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:56,490 But in order to get 44 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:56,490 a cone, you have to 45 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:56,490 build a civilization. 46 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,860 The other amazing thing 47 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,860 is the challenge play. 48 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,600 Actually, let me 49 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,600 tell you more about 50 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,600 the trivia cards, 51 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,430 because you're going 52 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,430 to need to know about 53 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,430 roadblocks first. 54 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,490 No, never mind. 55 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:05,560 The thing about 56 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:05,560 the challenge play 57 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:06,900 is that it's 58 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:06,900 basically the game 59 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,770 in reverse. 60 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,640 Then, you roll three 61 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,640 dice to see how many 62 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,640 dice you roll with. 63 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:13,480 Sixteen. Perfect. 64 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:13,480 Lots of choices. 65 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:16,580 Okay. Each turn 66 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:16,580 goes roll, bye, 67 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:16,580 action. 68 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,640 I mean, obviously, 69 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,640 this will be much taller 70 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,640 in the real game. 71 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,280 But the corporal can veto. 72 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,910 This should be green, too. 73 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,910 How did this happen? 74 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:24,220 Are the cones a metaphor? 75 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:24,220 Well, yes and no. 76 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:25,660 What is this 77 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:25,660 called again? 78 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,180 The Cones of Dunshire. 79 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:28,390 Oh, my God. 80 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,930 The maverick should 81 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,930 be able to trade lumber 82 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,930 for agriculture credits. 83 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,830 How have I not 84 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,830 thought of this before? 85 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:36,330 This is nothing, right? 86 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,230 When do you go 87 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,230 back to work again? 88 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,230 Tomorrow. 89 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,140 It's fine. 90 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,140 I'll just throw this 91 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,140 in the garbage. 92 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,820 As soon as Knope is gone, 93 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,130 these are going up 94 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,130 all over chambers. 95 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,760 Jamm for three! 96 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:06,860 Ha-ha! What, are you 97 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:09,270 trying to build a house 98 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:09,270 with those bricks? 99 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:10,970 The girl is attacking me. 100 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,700 Any new business 101 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,700 before we adjourn? 102 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,430 Yes. I have one. 103 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:16,240 The Pawnee Commons. 104 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,110 The money for 105 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,110 the Pawnee Commons, 106 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,010 AKA the greatest 107 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,010 future park in the world. 108 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,740 AKA my personal 109 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,740 dream project... 110 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:23,380 AKA... 111 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:25,980 Is currently in 112 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:25,980 a discretionary fund. 113 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,650 I'd like to move 114 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,650 it to a lock box 115 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,350 to ensure that it is 116 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,350 used for that project. 117 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:32,090 The thing is, Leslie, 118 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:32,090 this kind of decision is... 119 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,960 It's not really 120 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,960 up to you anymore. 121 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:37,260 Because the voters, 122 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:37,260 to use a technical 123 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:37,260 political term, 124 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:39,230 gave you the stanky boot. 125 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,270 But we'll keep your 126 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,270 money safe, baby girl. 127 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,900 What, you think 128 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,900 I'm going to use it 129 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,440 to put a new limestone 130 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,440 shower in my office? 131 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:45,530 Yeah. Now, I do. 132 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:48,200 I propose that we table 133 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:48,200 this discussion until, 134 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,680 let's say, the second 135 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,680 Knope is gone. 136 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,680 Later, bunheads. Glass! 137 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:56,820 Video Ron Demand. 138 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,280 What you carrying, 139 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,280 my dude? 140 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,480 The time has come 141 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,480 to sell my cabin. 142 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,720 But I haven't had much 143 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,720 luck finding a buyer. 144 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:06,060 "For sale. Small house. 145 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:06,060 Location, forest." 146 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,490 It's a little wordy, 147 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,490 don't you think? 148 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,160 "Current owner 149 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,160 will not clean up 150 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,860 "shotgun shells or 151 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,860 animal carcasses." 152 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,160 What the hell is 153 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,160 wrong with you, Swanson? 154 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,670 Fine, I'll clean up 155 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,670 the shotgun shells, 156 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,470 but the carcasses remain 157 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,470 to fertilize my berry patch. 158 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:20,370 If you really want to unload 159 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:20,370 that little horror cabin, 160 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,930 you're going to 161 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,930 need a professional 162 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,930 to stage it properly. 163 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:27,710 Lucky for you, 164 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:27,710 I recently got my 165 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:27,710 real estate license. 166 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,270 Spladow! 167 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:31,050 Check it. 168 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,350 "Regal Meagle Realty. 169 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:34,680 "Find your castle." 170 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:37,620 Fine. I suppose 171 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:37,620 I could use some help. 172 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:39,350 Yo, Donna. Let me get 173 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:39,350 a little skin in the game? 174 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,160 Maybe split that 175 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,160 commission? 176 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,160 All right. 177 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:43,600 Show me what you got, 178 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:43,600 I'll split that commish. 179 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,100 ♪ Split that commish ♪ 180 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,140 The question I 181 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,140 always ask myself is, 182 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,260 what kind of 183 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,260 mogul should I be? 184 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:51,860 Fashion mogul, 185 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:51,860 energy drink mogul. 186 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,840 I even thought 187 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,840 about downhill skiing. 188 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,840 A mogul mogul. 189 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,780 But real estate mogul. 190 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,680 That's a hot 191 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,680 mogul right now. 192 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,540 Ben Wyatt, 193 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,540 reporting for duty. 194 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,950 How are you doing, Barney? 195 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,950 Good to see you again. 196 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,320 I just can't believe 197 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,320 it's finally happening. 198 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:11,650 Ted! He's here! 199 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:11,650 He really came! 200 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,690 Hello, Ben. I'm Frank. 201 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,160 I took the job 202 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,160 when you passed 203 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,160 it up last time. 204 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:17,220 Heard a lot about you. 205 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,760 All good things, I hope. 206 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,230 A little too good. 207 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,790 Let's see if you 208 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,790 live up to the hype. 209 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,770 I'm not joking. 210 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:26,300 Oh. 211 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:28,140 Frank seems cool. 212 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,000 Tell everybody in 213 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,000 Michigan I said, hi, 214 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,070 and tell your mom that 215 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,070 I love the banana cake 216 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,070 she posted on Pinterest. 217 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,650 The father of your 218 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,650 child is here. 219 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,650 I have to go. 220 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,810 I'll talk to you soon. 221 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,810 I love you. 222 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:38,910 Is that Ann? 223 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:40,510 I hope you were 224 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:40,510 speaking to her 225 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:40,510 in a calming voice 226 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,180 'cause babies can 227 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,180 hear everything. 228 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,880 Baby, if you can 229 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,880 still hear me, I love you. 230 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,620 The phone 231 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,620 is hung up. 232 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,620 Oh, sorry. 233 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,390 You got my message 234 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,390 about Jamm 235 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,390 being a dink-head? 236 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,020 Yes. But as city manager, 237 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,020 I can't play sides. 238 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,630 And I think all of our 239 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,630 heads can be a little 240 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,630 dinky at times. 241 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,330 Fine, but his 242 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,330 is the dinkiest. 243 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,300 Mmm. 244 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,300 And I would know 245 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,300 'cause I'm keeping score. 246 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,310 Ever since I 247 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,310 started City Council, 248 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:03,370 I have gone head-to-head 249 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:03,370 with Jamm 112 times. 250 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,680 He has won 56 times, 251 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,680 I have won 56 times. 252 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,580 I will not lose 253 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,580 our last battle. 254 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:10,880 Will you help me? 255 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,150 No. 256 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,150 Oh. The way you 257 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,150 stood up like that, 258 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,490 I thought it was going 259 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,490 to go a different way. 260 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,620 No, I can't 261 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,620 help directly. 262 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,190 But I am on your side, 263 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,190 and I will assist you 264 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,190 in any way that I can. 265 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,930 Maybe I can mediate. 266 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,930 Like Dr. Phil. 267 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,930 Only qualified. 268 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,830 So, what's the story, Ron? 269 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,830 Diane making you 270 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,830 sell this place? 271 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:32,900 Not at all. 272 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,700 Recently, 273 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,700 I purchased 274 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,700 a new cabin 275 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,540 big enough for 276 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,540 the whole family. 277 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,940 I just can't justify 278 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,940 owning four cabins. 279 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,840 Two cabins. 280 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,350 The new cabin I bought 281 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,350 has a great tire 282 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,350 swing for the girls, 283 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:49,410 access to a lake for 284 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:49,410 all the kids to play in. 285 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:53,560 Plus, it doesn't 286 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:53,560 have these razor sharp 287 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:56,890 perimeter defense planks 288 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:56,890 sticking out of the ground. 289 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,020 I usually get a five 290 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,020 percent commission, 291 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,000 but I'll do it for three. 292 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,000 Friends and family discount. 293 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,370 Make it five. 294 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,070 I don't want you getting any 295 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,070 ideas about us being friends. 296 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,200 Respect. 297 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,830 Donna, baby, 298 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,830 for the fireplace, 299 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,830 I'm thinking fake antlers. 300 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,000 But what kind of scarves 301 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,000 do we want to hang 302 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,000 off the fake antlers? 303 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,100 Oh, duh! 304 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,100 Crocheted. 305 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,270 Mos def. 306 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:17,790 That will look legit 307 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:17,790 next to those antique 308 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:17,790 "Visit France" posters. 309 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,820 Ron, you want 310 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,820 to stay outside 311 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,820 and do nothing 312 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,580 while they make 313 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,580 your cabin look 314 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,580 like garbage? 315 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,420 I'd like that very much. 316 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:25,890 We can watch 317 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:25,890 the shadows get longer. 318 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,390 Okay. 319 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,650 Wow! You guys 320 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,650 sure take 321 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,790 the start-up paperwork 322 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,790 seriously around here. 323 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:34,230 Sorry to start 324 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:34,230 you out like this. 325 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,670 And on a Friday, 326 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,670 no less. 327 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,360 But it's our 328 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,360 toughest case. 329 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:41,570 Three competing 330 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:41,570 family trusts, 331 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:41,570 a contested will. 332 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,310 It's a real puzzler. 333 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,980 So, let's see 334 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,980 what you got. 335 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:49,540 "Genius." 336 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:54,880 If I'm murdered tonight, 337 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:54,880 start the investigation 338 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:54,880 with those two guys. 339 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,060 What the hell 340 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,060 are you nerds 341 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,060 doing here? 342 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:07,730 We're not done talking 343 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:07,730 about the lock box. 344 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:07,730 This isn't over. 345 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,070 And I'm here to mediate. 346 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:11,710 You can't just show up 347 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:11,710 at my door like this. 348 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,300 Look, I know we've 349 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,300 had our differences, 350 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,970 but this is very 351 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,970 important to me. 352 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,810 And I'm not leaving 353 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,810 until we hash this out. 354 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,070 I respect the 355 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,070 moxie, Knope. 356 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:20,440 You can come 357 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:20,440 in for a minute. 358 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,680 Shoes off. 359 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,680 This is a house 360 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,680 of respect. 361 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,280 I don't need to do that. 362 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,280 My feet are very clean. 363 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:26,250 No shoes, you lose. 364 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:27,750 "No shoes, you lose"? 365 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,850 That means we 366 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,850 should have shoes, 367 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,850 then. Right? 368 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,720 No shoes... 369 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:33,620 Mmm-hmm. 370 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:37,660 Yeah, so this is 371 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:37,660 my weekend dojo. 372 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,900 Sorry the place 373 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,900 is a bit of a mess. 374 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,900 My wife's in Oklahoma 375 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,900 for eight months. 376 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 Maybe forever. 377 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 We'll see if 378 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 she forgives me. 379 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,740 Who's that? 380 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,740 Michelle Wie? 381 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,240 It's not sexual. 382 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,240 I'm just a really 383 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,240 big fan of her game. 384 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,400 Really? 385 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,400 Yeah. 386 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,850 'Cause in that picture, 387 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,850 she's wearing a bikini. 388 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,380 Yeah, thanks. 389 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,380 Photoshopped it myself. 390 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,850 Fantastic. 391 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,390 This is about the time 392 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,390 I hit the hay. So... 393 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,150 Why don't we 394 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,150 all hit the hay? 395 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:01,780 We'll stay here, 396 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:01,780 get a good night's sleep, 397 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,550 and we can start 398 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,550 negotiations tomorrow. 399 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,060 We stopped at 400 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,060 the outlet mall 401 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,060 on the way here. 402 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,760 Got ourselves a sleeping bag, 403 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,760 a giant tin of caramel corn, 404 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:12,660 and an irregular 405 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:12,660 skirt from DKNY. 406 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,860 The hem is crooked, 407 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,860 but it was eight bucks. 408 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,400 The point is, 409 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,400 I am not leaving 410 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,400 until I get that lock box. 411 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,300 Playing hardball, 412 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,300 huh? 413 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,930 Hey, no sweat 414 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,930 off my sack. 415 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,140 You can take 416 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,140 the couch 417 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,510 if you can get my 418 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,510 exercise equipment 419 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,510 out of the way. 420 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,680 I think I can 421 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,680 handle it. 422 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,490 How sweet 423 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,490 is this table, 424 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,490 by the way, huh? 425 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,500 Got it from 426 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,500 an actual Benihana. 427 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,830 Cost me four grand, 428 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,830 worth every penny. 429 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,130 Hai! 430 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,720 Can I interest anyone 431 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,720 in an authentic 432 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,100 a-Japanese a-break-a-fast? 433 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,470 Scrambled eggs 434 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,470 eaten with chopsticks? 435 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,470 Okay. 436 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,530 Hai! 437 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,010 Maybe we should negotiate 438 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,010 while we're eating. 439 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,270 What's the rush? 440 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,270 Plenty of time 441 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,270 for that later. 442 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,610 You know what 443 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,610 might put you in 444 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,610 the mood to talk? 445 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,210 Is a couple of brewskis 446 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,720 and a calendar featuring 447 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,720 some of your favorite 448 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,720 female wrestlers. 449 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,610 Oh, yeah. 450 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:11,520 Knope, you know the way 451 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:11,520 to a man's heart. 452 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,890 Yeah, okay, let's talk. 453 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,890 You got it. 454 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,700 These people 455 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,700 won't leave. 456 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,600 One guy even looked 457 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,600 in the bathroom. 458 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,570 Yeah, that means 459 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,570 they like the place. 460 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,190 If you just leave them 461 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,190 alone, I think we might 462 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,190 get some offers. 463 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,100 This evergreen scented 464 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,100 candle should help put 465 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,100 people in the mood to buy. 466 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:29,510 You could just open the door 467 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:29,510 and let the actual 468 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:29,510 smell of the pines in. 469 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,570 Trees are sticky. 470 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,570 And they've 471 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,570 got bugs in them. 472 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,850 This place 473 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,850 is so random. 474 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,590 I don't know. 475 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,590 It's kind of in 476 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,590 the middle of nowhere. 477 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:42,820 I know. That's the 478 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:42,820 hilarious part. 479 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:45,690 It's a joke how long 480 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:45,690 it takes to get here. 481 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,820 It's like a meta-cabin. 482 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,020 Oh, yeah, 483 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,020 it's meta. 484 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,290 That's what I said. 485 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,290 Yeah. 486 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,490 I heard that 487 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,490 Dave Eggers 488 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,490 wrote a short story 489 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,500 about this tape cassette 490 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,500 that he found under 491 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,500 that tree over there. 492 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,200 My God. 493 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,200 What are you doing? 494 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:57,740 Trying to get these 495 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:57,740 annoying dumdums 496 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,210 to pay more money 497 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,210 for your cabin. 498 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:00,540 Carry on. 499 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,100 My God, I heard that 500 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,410 Neko Case and Ben Gibbard 501 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,410 made out here once. 502 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,500 What? 503 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,540 Saturday at 504 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,540 the firm with Ben. 505 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:13,020 Okay. 506 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:13,020 We dissolve the loan-out 507 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:13,020 and file bankruptcy. 508 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,850 That way, only our 509 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,850 clients have claim 510 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,850 to the assets. 511 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,680 Great idea. 512 00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:20,220 That we had a month ago. 513 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,590 The problem is, 514 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,590 the trust still has 515 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,590 claim to the property. 516 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,730 Then we dissolve 517 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,730 the trust. 518 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,130 Clients A, B, and F, 519 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,130 they would have to agree. 520 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,370 But if they went for it, 521 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,370 we could arbitrate. 522 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,670 He's right. We never 523 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,670 thought of that. 524 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:38,840 Oh! Oh! 525 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,910 Ben. Ben. 526 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,910 Say it again. 527 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,950 But this time, I'm 528 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,950 going to turn the light on 529 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,950 like you just had an idea. 530 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,210 Sure, sure. 531 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,210 Yeah, I'm with you. 532 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:47,310 Umm, okay. 533 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,410 Ah... 534 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,050 What if we 535 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,050 dissolve the trust? 536 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,600 Yes! You just 537 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,600 cracked a case! 538 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,630 I'm just doing my job. 539 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,830 Okay, here's an idea. 540 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:02,340 Maybe we name 541 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:02,340 part of the park 542 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:02,340 the Jamm Zone. 543 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,600 Yeah, Jamm could 544 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,600 dig on that. 545 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:05,970 How about if, 546 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:05,970 in the Jamm Zone, 547 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,270 there's no married 548 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,270 chicks allowed? 549 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,810 Caution, Jeremy. 550 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,710 I think there are people 551 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,710 that will find the 552 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,710 no-married-chicks zone 553 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,110 both morally repugnant 554 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,110 and hard to enforce. 555 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,580 All right. 556 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:18,250 Listen, let us celebrate 557 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:18,250 this progress by sharing 558 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:23,850 these authentic edamame 559 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:23,850 or Tokyo beans? 560 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,420 Now, I want you 561 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,420 to be very careful 562 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,420 about eating these. 563 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,830 You eat the shells 564 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,830 and you throw 565 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,830 the seeds out. 566 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,160 Wow! You have really 567 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,160 immersed yourself 568 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,160 in Asian culture. 569 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,330 Now, I think maybe 570 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,330 we should revisit 571 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,330 the holding bond idea. 572 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,370 Lezzie, come on. 573 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,370 I'm getting bored. 574 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,870 I mean, we've been 575 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,870 at this for hours. 576 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:38,930 Can we please 577 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:38,930 take a break? 578 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,640 Perhaps he has a point. 579 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,640 And we've made some progress. 580 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,770 Maybe we go home 581 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,770 and take the rest 582 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,770 of it up on Monday. 583 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,750 No, I cannot wait 584 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,750 until Monday. I need 585 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,750 to close this deal now. 586 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,410 So, I have an idea. 587 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,280 Let's have a change of 588 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,280 venue and keep negotiating 589 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,280 while we have fun. 590 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:55,520 If I remember correctly, 591 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:55,520 you enjoy the ancient 592 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:55,520 art of karaoke. 593 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,610 Yes? 594 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,350 I do, and kudos on 595 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,350 that pronunciation. 596 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,600 I remember 597 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,600 your favorite duet. 598 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,290 Maybe it's time 599 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,290 to take this party 600 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,290 to Rydell High. 601 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,590 Whoa! 602 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,500 I cannot wait to 603 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,500 hear your Travolta. 604 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:10,540 No, no, no. I'm Sandra Dee. 605 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:10,540 That's more in my register. 606 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,630 You're Zuko. 607 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:17,770 ♪ He got friendly 608 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:17,770 Holding my hand 609 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,480 ♪ She got friendly 610 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,480 Down in the sand 611 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:25,310 ♪ He was sweet 612 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:25,310 Just turned eighteen 613 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,680 ♪ She was good 614 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,680 You know what I mean 615 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,820 Uh! 616 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:32,620 ♪ Summer heat 617 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:32,620 Boy and girl meet 618 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:36,460 ♪ But the summer nights ♪ 619 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,260 I would like to buy 620 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,260 five DVDs of this. 621 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:41,430 No, 20. No. No, 60. 622 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:41,430 No, that's insane. 20. 623 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:49,540 Good news. We have 624 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:49,540 multiple bidders. 625 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,200 That guy's getting 626 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,200 his financials together. 627 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,910 Plans on tearing 628 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,910 the whole place down, 629 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,000 just wants it 630 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,000 for the land. 631 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,350 Why would he tear down 632 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,350 a perfectly good cabin? 633 00:12:56,420 --> 00:13:00,180 I think he's a developer, 634 00:12:56,420 --> 00:13:00,180 wants to put in 635 00:12:56,420 --> 00:13:00,180 a luxury glamp ground. 636 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,020 "Glamping" is 637 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,020 glamour camping. 638 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,920 Heated tents, 639 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,920 catered meals, WiFi. 640 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,820 You're describing 641 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,820 a hotel. 642 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,520 And I think we 643 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,520 still have traction 644 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,520 with those two. 645 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,190 Hey, man. 646 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,190 I love the mustache. 647 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,320 So funny. 648 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,130 You ever think 649 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,130 about twisting it 650 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,130 up at the ends? 651 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,460 Use a little beeswax? 652 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,060 The open house 653 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,060 is now closed. 654 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,600 We are not accepting 655 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,600 bids at this time. 656 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,370 The sun sets 657 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,370 in 95 minutes. 658 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,370 Good day. 659 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,250 That's part of 660 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,250 the charm of 661 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,250 this whole place. 662 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,720 The cantankerous 663 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,720 old coot who owns it. 664 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,720 It's authentic! 665 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,580 I've got to say, 666 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,580 that was pretty 667 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,580 fun up there. 668 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,780 We have fun when we 669 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,780 collaborate, right? 670 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,420 Working together? 671 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,420 Lock box? Right? 672 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,620 In, uh, some weird, 673 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,620 perverted, sexual way, 674 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:42,360 I'm going to miss 675 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:42,360 you when you're gone. 676 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:42,360 Oh. 677 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,690 You are my nemesis. 678 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,600 You're the Superman 679 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,600 to my Lex Luthor. 680 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,360 You want to be 681 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,360 Lex Luthor? 682 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,500 Uh, yeah. 683 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,500 Lex Luthor is rich. 684 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,660 Okay. I can't 685 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,660 argue with that. 686 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,340 So, I did Zuko for you. 687 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,340 Now you give me the lock box. 688 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,970 Leslie put a 689 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,970 beautiful cross into 690 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,970 the box, Jeremy. 691 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,380 Time for you 692 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,380 to head it in. 693 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,410 All right, Knope. 694 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,410 What can I say? 695 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,410 You wore me down. 696 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,750 I'll give you my word, 697 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,750 and I will put it in writing, 698 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,750 so I can't back out. 699 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:11,050 We won't touch 700 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:11,050 the money for one year. 701 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,920 And if the economy holds up, 702 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,920 you can start 703 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,920 construction then. 704 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,060 Leslie, 705 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,060 you have your lock box. 706 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,830 And you scored 707 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,830 a triple dragon 708 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,830 on your song. 709 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,030 No. I cannot 710 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,030 wait a year. 711 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,800 I want to get started now. 712 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,800 I want construction 713 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,800 started on Monday. 714 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:25,900 You have his word. 715 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,670 And this is riddled 716 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,670 with spelling errors, 717 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,670 but it is binding. 718 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,010 It's not good enough. 719 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,810 Jamm, I sang 720 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,810 your stupid song. 721 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,850 I ate your stupid, 722 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,850 fake Asian food. 723 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,210 And by the way, 724 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,210 you should know 725 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,080 you don't make sushi 726 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,080 rolls out of tuna salad. 727 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:39,140 Maybe you don't. 728 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,850 I did practically 729 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,850 everything you wanted 730 00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,620 and you won't just 731 00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,620 give this to me today? 732 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,880 Screw you. 733 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,490 You're giving 734 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,490 a card to me? 735 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,360 You left me no choice. 736 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,360 Oh, my God! 737 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,120 Please, could 738 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,120 you excuse us? 739 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,120 Oh, my God. 740 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,770 Leslie, you 741 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,770 should be happy. 742 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,270 You beat Jamm in 743 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,270 the final battle. 744 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,700 Unless there's something 745 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,700 more going on here. 746 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,140 Ann. This is about Ann. 747 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,640 Ann Perkins? 748 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,640 I love Ann Perkins. 749 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:06,040 Pawnee Commons is why 750 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:06,040 I met Ann five years ago. 751 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,840 And I know you guys 752 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,840 are talking about moving. 753 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,180 But I guess I thought 754 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,180 if maybe Ann came back 755 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,180 from Michigan tomorrow 756 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:15,480 and I was able to 757 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:15,480 look into her smoky, 758 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:15,480 ethnically ambiguous eyes 759 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,860 and tell her that we 760 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,860 were breaking ground on 761 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,860 a new park, she might... 762 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,660 She might want to stay. 763 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:22,750 Leslie, I'm sorry. 764 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,460 Ann didn't just 765 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,460 go to Ann Arbor 766 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,460 to visit family. 767 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,560 She went to sign 768 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,560 the lease on our new home. 769 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,760 Ann Arbor? 770 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,760 Sounds disgusting. 771 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,670 She already 772 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,670 has family there. 773 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,170 And I have a new job 774 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,170 lined up at the 775 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,170 University of Michigan. 776 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,400 Go Blue. 777 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,140 It's a good town. 778 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,140 And it's a great place 779 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,140 to raise a family. 780 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,410 What is great about it? 781 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,920 There's no JJ's Diner there. 782 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,920 There's no 783 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,920 "Welcome to Pawnee" sign. 784 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:47,180 I mean, the stupid state 785 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:47,180 is split up into two pieces. 786 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,520 It's ridiculous. 787 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,950 Unexpected play here, 788 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,950 Superman. 789 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,150 Not exactly sure 790 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,150 what you're going for, 791 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,150 but I dig your gambit. 792 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,220 There is no 793 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,220 gambit here, Jamm. 794 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:57,260 And who sides with 795 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:57,260 Lex Luthor, by the way? 796 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,960 You probably watch 797 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,960 Million Dollar Baby 798 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,960 and root for the stool. 799 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:04,130 I haven't seen it. 800 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:04,130 Not a big 801 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:04,130 Morgan Freeman guy. 802 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,000 I find his voice 803 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,000 very grating. 804 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:09,100 I am leaving now. 805 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:09,100 I am not moving. 806 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:09,100 I'm just going home. 807 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,000 Are you guys 808 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,000 coming back 809 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,000 to my place? 810 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,740 Or are you guys 811 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,740 going back to... 812 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,340 Are we wrapping 813 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,340 up the weekend? 814 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,140 No? 815 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:21,250 ♪ Need a cup 816 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:21,250 to perk me up 817 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,790 ♪ Coffee in 818 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,790 the morning ♪ 819 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:24,950 Surprise! 820 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,190 Oh, my God! 821 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,720 I hope you 822 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,720 don't mind. 823 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,760 We decided 824 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,760 to throw you 825 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,760 a pizza party 826 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,890 to say congrats for 827 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,890 cracking the case. 828 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,030 Oh, my God, 829 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,030 you guys. 830 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,670 Let's see what 831 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,670 we've got here. 832 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,070 Wait a second. 833 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,070 That's not pizza. 834 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,070 Those are calzones! 835 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,330 I love calzones! 836 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,500 We know! 837 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:47,110 I think it's safe to say 838 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:47,110 I made the right choice. 839 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,950 What's up, guys? 840 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,950 Hey! 841 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:03,020 BFF slideshow? 842 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,730 You know that even 843 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,730 after we leave Pawnee, 844 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,700 Ann will always be 845 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,700 your best friend. 846 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,570 And it's not 847 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,570 that long a trip. 848 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,800 It would be even faster 849 00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,340 if the governor 850 00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,340 would return my calls 851 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,240 about my 852 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,240 Pawnee-to-Ann Arbor 853 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,240 bullet train idea. 854 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,640 You know, I went 855 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,640 to Jamm's with you 856 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:21,650 because I also 857 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:21,650 want to leave the 858 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:21,650 right kind of legacy. 859 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,680 And that includes 860 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,680 Pawnee Commons. 861 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,480 I think I burned 862 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,480 that bridge with Jamm. 863 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,350 We're not going to 864 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,350 get that lock box. 865 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,820 And I am not singing 866 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,820 Beauty School Dropout. 867 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,120 It's sexist and I 868 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,120 don't do slow jams. 869 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,020 I have an idea. 870 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,080 Um... 871 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,990 And I'd like you 872 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,990 to consider it 873 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,990 a goodbye gift. 874 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,060 From me to you. 875 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:43,570 No, thank you. 876 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:43,570 I will let him know. 877 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,930 That was that 878 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,930 couple you liked 879 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,930 at the open house. 880 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,300 I despised them. 881 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,740 They just came back 882 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,740 with a new offer and 883 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,740 jacked that shizz up. 884 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:53,680 Way over asking price. 885 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,650 Ron, who cares 886 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,650 who they are? 887 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,650 That's a massive bid. 888 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,710 I'm going to be a mogul. 889 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:02,120 I bought that cabin 18 890 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:02,120 years ago for $2,200. 891 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:02,120 I do not care about the money. 892 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,780 I can't even 893 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,780 understand what you're 894 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,780 saying right now. 895 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,620 That cabin served 896 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,620 an important 897 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,620 purpose for me, 898 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,860 as a quiet refuge 899 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,860 from the nonsense 900 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,860 of modern life. 901 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,200 I'd like the next owners 902 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,200 to understand and 903 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,200 share that purpose. 904 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:16,430 Find me someone like that, 905 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:16,430 and I'll happily sell. 906 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:17,930 I'll buy it. 907 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,630 You can't afford 908 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,630 that house. 909 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,140 Can you afford 910 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,140 that house? 911 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,670 What would 912 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,670 you use it for? 913 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:26,180 I'd go up there and 914 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:26,180 take Andy and Champion 915 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,220 and just get away 916 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,220 from everyone else 917 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,220 and look at spiders. 918 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,680 And it's where I'd bury 919 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,680 the bodies of 920 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,680 that annoying couple 921 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,850 after I murder them. 922 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,210 Here's my offer. 923 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,650 I will give you 924 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,650 everything in my purse. 925 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,100 Eight dollars, 926 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,100 a bunch of 927 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,100 loose cough drops, 928 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,460 and Larry's asthma inhaler. 929 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,260 Thank God. 930 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,260 I've been looking for that. 931 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,230 Larry, this is part 932 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,230 of a real estate 933 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,230 transaction now. 934 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,740 You have no legal 935 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,740 claim to it. 936 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,630 Sorry, I had no idea. 937 00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,870 This is the best 938 00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,870 offer I've heard yet. 939 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,910 Ahh... 940 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,910 You tripping right now. 941 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,500 Sold. 942 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,640 Don't even trip. 943 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,110 Your commission. 944 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,610 Thanks a lot. 945 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,350 Your share, mogul. 946 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,380 I'm about to 947 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,380 play golf with a guy 948 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,050 who was almost 949 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,050 on The Apprentice. 950 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,380 So, this better be good. 951 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,920 You give Leslie 952 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,920 her lock box, 953 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:16,020 and you get me in 954 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:16,020 your hip pocket. 955 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,360 Starting in my next 956 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,360 term as city manager, 957 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:22,430 I will give you 958 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:22,430 one huge I Owe You, 959 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,400 no questions asked. 960 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:25,760 Hmm. 961 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,470 Jamm likes 962 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,470 the sound of that. 963 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,070 Let's make it 964 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,070 five I Owe You's 965 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,070 and you got a deal. 966 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,700 You drive 967 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,700 a hard bargain. 968 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,150 But you leave me 969 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,150 no choice. Fine. 970 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,150 Five huge I Owe You's. 971 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,920 Deal, guys. You must 972 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,920 really want that park. 973 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,420 I do, yes. 974 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:47,120 And to tell you the truth, 975 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:47,120 I'm doing it all 976 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:47,120 for my best friend. 977 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,160 That's all I 978 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,160 wanted to hear. 979 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,460 Leslie, you're my 980 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,460 best friend, too. 981 00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,330 Vote passed. 982 00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,330 Three, two. 983 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,810 Jamm is going to be 984 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,810 so pissed when he finds 985 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,810 out that you're leaving 986 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,780 and your I Owe 987 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,780 You's are worthless. 988 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,180 Are you sure 989 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,180 you're okay with 990 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,180 what you did? 991 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,410 It's not the most 992 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,410 ethical thing that 993 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,410 I've ever done. 994 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,350 But on the flip side, 995 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,350 Jamm is a big, mean dope. 996 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,220 Mmm-hmm. 997 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,220 And I hope that this 998 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,220 eases some of the pain 999 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,510 of us moving 1000 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,510 away a little bit. 1001 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,020 I'm currently in 1002 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,020 deep denial that 1003 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,020 that's happening. 1004 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,120 Speaking of which. 1005 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,120 How's the new gig coming? 1006 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,060 I got a raise 1007 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,060 and my fridge is 1008 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,060 full of calzones, 1009 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,390 so, not complaining. 1010 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:25,330 The reason I ask is, 1011 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:25,330 this town's gonna 1012 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:25,330 need a new city manager. 1013 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,590 And I've talked 1014 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,590 to some people, 1015 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,900 and you have the votes 1016 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,900 if you want the job. 1017 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,700 Seriously? 1018 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:33,830 Is this for 1019 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:33,830 real-skis? 1020 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:37,240 This is one hundred percent, 1021 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:37,240 certified for real-skis. 1022 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,210 What do you say? 1023 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,210 I mean, I... 1024 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,750 Wow! I would be 1025 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,750 insane to say no. 1026 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,110 Oh, no. 1027 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,650 Wyatt, you're late. 1028 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,020 I'm just kidding. 1029 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,020 You can do 1030 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,020 whatever you want. 1031 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,390 Actually, Barney, 1032 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,390 I'm afraid I have 1033 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,390 some bad news. 1034 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,030 Today's my last day. 1035 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,360 I got an opportunity 1036 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,360 I couldn't say no to, 1037 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,160 and I have to quit. 1038 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,430 Again. 1039 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:04,800 No need to explain. 1040 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,940 I knew it was too 1041 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,940 good to be true. 1042 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,330 I do have a little 1043 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,330 going-away gift. 1044 00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:13,840 I left it in 1045 00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:13,840 the break room. 1046 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,550 If anyone could appreciate it, 1047 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,550 it's you guys. 1048 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,050 "You can play with one warrior 1049 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,180 "but it's just not 1050 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,180 nearly as good. 1051 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,420 "Enjoy, Ben Wyatt." 1052 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,480 Let's play! 1053 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,720 I call ledgerman!