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Hello, I am Leslie Knope,

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and I am here to interview

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for the Deputy

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Parks Director job.

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Leslie, this is ridiculous.

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It's your job. Take it.

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Well, I should

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have to interview

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just like everyone else.

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Hmm.

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Now, if you'll see

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on my resume,

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I held the position

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of Deputy Director of

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Parks and Recreation

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for almost ten years.

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I know. I was your boss.

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I also walked you down

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the aisle at your wedding.

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Take the job and

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leave me alone.

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Come on, Ron.

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Just interview me!

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No special treatment.

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Okay. Fine.

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What do you believe

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should be the ultimate

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goal of this department?

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The ancient Greek version of

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the park was the agora,

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a gathering place where

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people from all

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walks of life...

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What are you writing?

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Is it good?

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What do you think

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is the best use

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of our yearly budget?

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It's right there in the name,

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maintaining our

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beautiful parks,

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and providing healthy,

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outdoor recreation.

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I'm sorry, Miss Knope,

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the correct answer is,

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"Give it all back

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to the taxpayers."

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It seems you and I

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have fundamentally

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different philosophies.

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Frankly, it's a miracle

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we ever worked

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together without

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killing each other.

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Good day.

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Ha, ha! Okay.

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No more goofing around.

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Just tell me

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I have the job.

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I have a lot of other

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people to meet with.

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I'll be in touch.

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Ron! Come on. It's me!

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Give me special treatment.

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Okay! First morning

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meeting back in the

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old conference room.

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What's this?

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Oh, we chose

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everyone's spirit dogs.

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That one's you!

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You guys think

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I'm a border collie?

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I'm so obviously

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a cocker spaniel.

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The Spirit Dog

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Committee ruled on

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that weeks ago.

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There is no appeals process.

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No.

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Totally.

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I'm in on the joke.

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I get it.

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But maybe we should

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stop talking about

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your insane dog

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choices and get to working.

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Classic border collie.

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Has to control everything.

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Totally.

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First on the agenda,

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I'm gonna bring

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my lemonade stand idea

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to the Small

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Business Coalition,

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and a little birdie told me

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it's already in the bag.

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Can I get a what what?

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What?

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Thank you!

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No. What idea?

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The fellow

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who runs the

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"Hot Stew"

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stand in

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Lafayette Park

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is retiring

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so Pawnee's new

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Business Liaison, Tom,

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went out and got

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the Indiana Brothers

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Juice Company

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to rent it out

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as a lemonade stand.

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Wow.

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Plus, I downloaded

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this dope app

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that pops champagne whenever

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I say something awesome.

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Tom, that's great!

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I know. And it was

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only nine bucks!

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No, I mean the lemonade...

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Never mind.

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Well, I will start doing

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an environmental impact study,

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and Ron, you can do

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some demographic research.

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Don't sweat it, Lez-Kno.

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Tommy's taken care

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of every last detail.

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Nothing I can do to help?

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Okay.

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Oh.

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I could straighten this

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for ya. There we go.

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Oh, Larry! We've been taking

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pictures all over City Hall

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to show our unborn baby

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where we met. Would you mind?

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Oh, my gosh.

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I would be honored.

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Say, when are you crazy

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kids going to get hitched?

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You know, actually, we haven't

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discussed it in a while.

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You know, it's kind of

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taken a back seat.

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Well, you know,

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to each his own,

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but you guys really

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seem like you're in love.

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And when I see

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a couple who look

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at each other the way you do,

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I don't know,

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it just makes me think that

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maybe this crazy

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world is gonna be okay.

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That literally

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went on forever.

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I thought you were never going

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to stop talking.

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But now that you have...

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Ann Perkins,

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will you marry me?

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Wow.

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Cracker dust.

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I mean, yes.

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Of course.

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Let's do it.

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Can I have a sip of

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your water, please?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I'm a bit of a germaphobe.

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Oh, no, no.

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Totally understand.

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I'll just...

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Ann Perkins...

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I'm gonna cough it out.

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I would like to spend

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the rest of my life with you.

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I love you.

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I love you, too.

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No part of this is

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how I pictured it.

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I thought

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another cracker might

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push it through

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but I was wrong.

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Let's do this right.

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Yeah.

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Let's go get

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an engagement ring!

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Yes.

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That was a beautiful moment.

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Hello, friends!

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You guys enjoying

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that cheese?

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It's unpasteurized.

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Yuck, what's that mean?

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"Unpasteurized"?

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I don't care.

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Technically it's

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illegal in this country.

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I smuggled it

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back from Paris!

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Anyway,

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I want you guys to think

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of my office as a clubhouse.

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Total open-door policy.

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I want to be

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your friend as

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well as your boss.

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What the hell is

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wrong with you?

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Are you in a cult? Can I join?

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Let's sacrifice Larry.

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Oh, April.

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It's my first day

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as City Manager.

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So I'm holding

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open office hours

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to break the ice.

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Now, Chris was always

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the nice guy that

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made everyone happy,

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while I brought

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down the hammer.

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But now that he's gone,

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I kind of have to do both.

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Everyone is the best.

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We're cutting vacation time.

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Let's eat vitamins.

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This is exhausting.

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Listen, real quick,

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I have some super

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cool new rules...

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Oh, nice.

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That are also

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super mandatory.

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Uh, we can't use

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Facebook anymore?

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Are you serious?

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That's right.

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Massive time waster.

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Kills productivity.

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Hey, Sanitation! Listen.

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Let's talk health insurance.

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Your dependents

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don't have it anymore.

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Have some illegal cheese!

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"No cell phone usage

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on City Hall property?"

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That's not fair. My cell phone

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is how I avoid doing work.

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"Bathroom breaks should be

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limited to five minutes?"

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I can't shower

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in five minutes.

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See, he's acting

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all loosey-goosey,

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but that little

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dude's wound so tight

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he's gonna pop.

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Hey, Sanitation!

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Sanitation in

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the house tonight!

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Oh, what happened to

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our spirit dogs?

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I came up with

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a way better game. Behold!

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Your Spirit Kangaroo!

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Tom, you are a Blue Flyer.

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So am I. So are you and Donna.

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And look at Ron.

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Look at Ron.

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I mean,

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doesn't Ron look exactly

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like a Blue Flyer?

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There aren't

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that many different

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types of kangaroos.

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Either way,

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helluva game, right guys?

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Presentations are upon us.

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So, Tom, which step are you at

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in the Leslie Knope

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Project Preparedness

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Super System?

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Yeah, once you got

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on the City Council,

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we kind of stopped doing that.

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What? Tom. No.

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You cannot drop

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the Leslie Knope

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Project Preparedness

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Super System.

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It was developed

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over thousands

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of government

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presentations that I gave

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over the past ten years.

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It is my very soul.

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Well, I have my own system.

306
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Step one,

307
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,230
chill out a bit. Step two,

308
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,230
get up there and rip it.

309
00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:28,320
That's your plan?

310
00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:28,320
To "rip it"?

311
00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,860
Leslie, this

312
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is Tom's project.

313
00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:32,920
Perhaps you should

314
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let him do things his way.

315
00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:35,400
Sure. Yeah. You should

316
00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:35,400
probably just "rip it."

317
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I think that's

318
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better than going

319
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with a tried-and-true

320
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80-step system

321
00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,130
that led to, and I quote,

322
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"The most thorough

323
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and dare we say,

324
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"at times,

325
00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:46,210
over-prepared presentation

326
00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:46,210
that we've ever seen."

327
00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,510
And, yeah, that quote

328
00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,510
came from the

329
00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,510
Indiana Blue Ribbon Panel

330
00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,180
on Irrigation and Drainage.

331
00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,690
Fine. I'll go back

332
00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,690
to your system.

333
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,080
You're the

334
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,080
big dog around here.

335
00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:55,680
Big kangaroo.

336
00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:55,680
And, thank you.

337
00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,490
Well, yeah,

338
00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,490
I was gone for a while,

339
00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,250
and things are a little

340
00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,250
different around here,

341
00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:03,630
but this is still my house.

342
00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:03,630
I invented this

343
00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:03,630
Parks game, son!

344
00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:05,660
Oh!

345
00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:08,100
Damn it! When did

346
00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:08,100
they put a lamp here?

347
00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:16,900
Hey! The boys in blue!

348
00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:16,900
What can I do for you... For?

349
00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,340
We got a tip about

350
00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,340
some food entering

351
00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,340
the country illegally.

352
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,320
No. No, no, no,

353
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,320
no, no, no, no.

354
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,320
It's just cheese, guys.

355
00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,080
Uh, I got it in France.

356
00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,850
Okay. Did you declare it

357
00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,850
on your customs

358
00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,480
form when you

359
00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,480
re-entered the country?

360
00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,020
We're gonna need you

361
00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,020
to come down to the station.

362
00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,560
I'm sure that's

363
00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,560
not necessary,

364
00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,560
let's just...

365
00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,560
This is really good cheese.

366
00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,560
You should try some.

367
00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:41,120
Are you trying to bribe us?

368
00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:41,120
No! Oh, God. I surrender.

369
00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,000
Just step forward.

370
00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,000
Thank you.

371
00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:46,600
Okay. Okay.

372
00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:48,910
This is so exciting.

373
00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:52,610
Hi, folks. When's the big day?

374
00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:52,610
I assume this

375
00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:52,610
is a, you know...

376
00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:57,140
Oh, no,

377
00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:57,140
this isn't a shotgun wedding.

378
00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,780
Although, yes,

379
00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,780
she is pregnant,

380
00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,780
and yes,

381
00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,520
we did just decide

382
00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,520
to get married today.

383
00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:05,320
We haven't told our families

384
00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:05,320
or chosen a venue.

385
00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,260
But it's not

386
00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,260
a shotgun wedding.

387
00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,130
We've been

388
00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,130
planning ours

389
00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,130
for months.

390
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,690
You wouldn't believe

391
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,690
how much there is to do.

392
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,930
Invitations, table settings,

393
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,930
color scheme, dance lessons.

394
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,530
And that's just for

395
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,530
the rehearsal dinner.

396
00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,730
Seriously, that's just

397
00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,730
for the rehearsal dinner.

398
00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:20,400
That sounds elaborate!

399
00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:24,140
All we did was punch

400
00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:24,140
"jewelry store"

401
00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:24,140
into our car GPS.

402
00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,770
You remember that

403
00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,770
romantic moment, Chris?

404
00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:29,050
I was getting gas.

405
00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:29,050
No, I don't remember it.

406
00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:34,420
Hey, Tom.

407
00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:34,420
I don't mean to bug you

408
00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:34,420
or anything,

409
00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,980
but I notice that

410
00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,980
my Super System

411
00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,980
binder is closed.

412
00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,650
Just checking

413
00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,650
that you had a chance

414
00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:40,560
to re-familiarize yourself?

415
00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:40,560
Entirely?

416
00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,190
Yeah, flipped through it.

417
00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,190
Looks good.

418
00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,830
Huh, you're lying.

419
00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,830
I placed a single strand

420
00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,830
of hair along the edge,

421
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,000
and that secret

422
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,000
strand is unbroken!

423
00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,590
Whose hair is that?

424
00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,590
It's brown.

425
00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:53,110
Look. It seems like you

426
00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:53,110
don't even care about

427
00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:53,110
your presentation.

428
00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:55,010
Au contraire!

429
00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:55,010
I'm working on it right now!

430
00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,070
And what's the most important

431
00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,070
part of a presentation?

432
00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,270
Content.

433
00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,270
The presentation.

434
00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,010
Okay. Tom,

435
00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,010
you need hard data.

436
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,280
You need facts

437
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,280
to make your case.

438
00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:04,080
And then you need

439
00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:04,080
two funny quotes

440
00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:04,080
and an inspirational one.

441
00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,780
You know, a classic...

442
00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,780
Ha, ha, hmm.

443
00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,410
Look, I think you

444
00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,410
need to take a page

445
00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,050
outta my system,

446
00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,050
and chill out a bit.

447
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,790
Okay? I got this.

448
00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,380
Okay. Fine. I trust you.

449
00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,660
But I think you're gonna

450
00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,660
fail and you're

451
00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,660
a ticking time bomb.

452
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,030
What's that?

453
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,030
Nothing! Good luck!

454
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,460
This is an elk hair.

455
00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:20,360
Yes. It's the most effective

456
00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:20,360
hair for binder security!

457
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,530
You know that, Ron.

458
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,090
If Tom gives

459
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,090
that presentation,

460
00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:24,570
it is going to be

461
00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:24,570
a total disaster

462
00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,010
for both him

463
00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,010
and the department.

464
00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,570
I cannot sit idly by

465
00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,570
and watch this

466
00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,570
terrible thing happen.

467
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,650
I mean, I can barely

468
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,650
sit idly by and watch

469
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,650
good things happen.

470
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,210
We've got a couple

471
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,210
of Customs agents

472
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,210
coming down from the border

473
00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,440
and they are not happy.

474
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,610
I can't believe this.

475
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,610
I never break the law.

476
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,610
I've never even jaywalked.

477
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,880
Never?

478
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,360
I mean, I...

479
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,360
Everyone does it sometimes.

480
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,690
I'll just add

481
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,690
that to the charges.

482
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,590
Well, well, well.

483
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,590
We got a hit on your prints.

484
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,190
It seems that you're wanted

485
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,190
for tax fraud in Colorado.

486
00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:53,960
What?

487
00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:53,960
I've never even

488
00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:53,960
been to Colorado!

489
00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,090
I mean, I had

490
00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,090
a layover in Denver once.

491
00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:57,830
Man, you can't keep your

492
00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:57,830
story straight, can you?

493
00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:59,070
Come on!

494
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,470
Here come

495
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,470
the Customs guys now.

496
00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:01,870
Fellas, he's all yours!

497
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,600
Kaboom!

498
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,600
Ya pranked!

499
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,710
You gotta see

500
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,710
the stupid look

501
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,710
on your face!

502
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,050
Check this out.

503
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,050
I took a picture!

504
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,050
Classic!

505
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,110
You seemed a little uptight.

506
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:12,180
Thought we'd have some fun

507
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:12,180
with our new boss.

508
00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,920
Wow. You got me. Good one!

509
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,960
Making me think I was gonna,

510
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,960
like, die in federal prison.

511
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:21,520
That's super funny.

512
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:21,520
You scamps!

513
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,970
Now, Stu, I know that you're

514
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,970
thinking about retiring.

515
00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:28,560
And I am here to ask you

516
00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:28,560
to reconsider.

517
00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:28,560
What do you say?

518
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,660
Keep that

519
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,660
Lafayette Park

520
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,660
stand open,

521
00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:33,070
pumping out the stew,

522
00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:33,070
like you do.

523
00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,470
I don't know.

524
00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,700
I'm looking forward

525
00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,700
to spending time with my wife,

526
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:40,680
working on some new hobbies.

527
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:40,680
I was thinking about

528
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:40,680
getting into bisques!

529
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,650
Stu, you have been a staple

530
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,650
in the Parks Department

531
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,650
system for years!

532
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:48,420
Retirement is for the birds.

533
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:48,420
You're gonna be so bored.

534
00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:51,320
I'm gonna say this

535
00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:51,320
because you need to hear it.

536
00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:52,880
Screw bisque!

537
00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,330
That makes a lot of sense.

538
00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,330
Yeah.

539
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:56,730
What now? What do I do?

540
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,320
Well, we're gonna

541
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,320
need to convince

542
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,890
the Business Council

543
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,890
to keep you around,

544
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,230
but that's not for

545
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,230
you to worry about.

546
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,230
I'll take care of it.

547
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000
You just keep on

548
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000
stewin' what ya stew!

549
00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,540
Thanks, Leslie.

550
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:08,930
This calls for a toast.

551
00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:11,140
Susan? Stew flutes, please.

552
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:13,840
Ah.

553
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,850
To stew!

554
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:22,980
Mmm! Oh, my God,

555
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:22,980
that's very hot!

556
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:22,980
Mmm-hmm.

557
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,990
Congratulations,

558
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,990
this is a beauty.

559
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,890
If you'd like,

560
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,890
I could engrave the date

561
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,890
on the inside of the band.

562
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,450
That might be tough

563
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,450
'cause we actually

564
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,450
haven't discussed it yet.

565
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:36,200
We could engrave 2014?

566
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:36,200
Or, TBD?

567
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,400
Hang on. If neither of us has

568
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,400
ever thought about this stuff,

569
00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,340
then maybe there's a reason.

570
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,070
When you think

571
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,070
about it, we are already

572
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,270
more married than

573
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,270
most married people.

574
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,440
Right? I mean we're

575
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,440
having a child together,

576
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,440
we're moving to a new city.

577
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,250
You let me pee

578
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,250
with the door open

579
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,010
so I could watch

580
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,010
the end of Grey's Anatomy.

581
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,950
That was

582
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,950
a fantastic season finale,

583
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,950
and a show that is,

584
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,820
literally,

585
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,820
a never-ending

586
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,820
roller coaster of emotion.

587
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,920
I mean, why spend

588
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,920
thousands of dollars

589
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,190
just to reaffirm

590
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,190
what we already know?

591
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,730
Which is that we

592
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,730
love each other.

593
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,270
That is so beautiful.

594
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,100
Theodore? We would

595
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,100
like to return that ring

596
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,100
and get a refund, please.

597
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,400
Maybe we should

598
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,400
talk this over, too.

599
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,670
Oh, come on.

600
00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,540
Think what we could do

601
00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,540
if we didn't buy this ring.

602
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,510
I mean, this could go

603
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,510
towards buying a house.

604
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,410
You have a lovely store.

605
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,580
Boss.

606
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,580
Hey.

607
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,680
I was just printing out

608
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,680
my Minesweeper high score,

609
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,310
and I noticed this memo.

610
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,310
You're punishing us?

611
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,310
For the prank?

612
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,850
No. No, no, no, no, no.

613
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,850
It's just like

614
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,850
a warning memo, like,

615
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,990
"Hey, all in good fun,

616
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,990
but I'm your boss,

617
00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,860
"and if you do it again,

618
00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,860
you're suspended."

619
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,920
That kind of thing.

620
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,730
Listen, I know that you're

621
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,730
the governor or whatever,

622
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,710
and I'm just

623
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,710
government junior.

624
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,710
What?

625
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,870
I feel like you're blowing it.

626
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,170
If you want

627
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,170
people to like you,

628
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,170
you have to play along.

629
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,740
Don't punish Donna and April.

630
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,740
Prank them back.

631
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,040
I guess I could stand

632
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,040
to loosen up a little.

633
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,520
But I don't know

634
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,520
how to pull a prank.

635
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,520
Dude! Okay.

636
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,520
Well, I could help you.

637
00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:00,750
Yeah?

638
00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:00,750
Yeah.

639
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,380
I once did

640
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,380
the best prank of all time.

641
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,950
I dumped all my boss's

642
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,950
action figures

643
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,950
into a fish tank.

644
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,960
Yeah, that was me.

645
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,960
And I didn't really like it.

646
00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,890
Classic.

647
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,960
Great news, guys!

648
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,960
I just saved your bacon.

649
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,000
Impossible. You don't

650
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,000
even know where it is.

651
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,870
I know you were

652
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,870
excited to get in front

653
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,870
of the committee and "rip it,"

654
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,000
but in the spirit of teamwork,

655
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,000
I unilaterally

656
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,100
decided to bring

657
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,100
Stu out of retirement.

658
00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,200
So, pressure's off!

659
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,900
What? I spent

660
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,900
a lot of time on this.

661
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,500
Doing what?

662
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,500
Putting mousse

663
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,500
in your hair?

664
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,780
It's a gel-based serum!

665
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,780
Second of all,

666
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,780
who uses mousse still?

667
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:34,340
Oh, God! Leslie, let's put

668
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:34,340
our differences aside

669
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:34,340
for a second...

670
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,980
Friend to friend,

671
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,980
do you still use mousse?

672
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:39,860
No! I use the juicy

673
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:39,860
based thing.

674
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:39,860
Whatever you do.

675
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:42,160
The point is, you weren't

676
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:42,160
ready for this, Tom.

677
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,030
Stu's sales are flat.

678
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,030
Lemonade is the future.

679
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,860
I'm still doing

680
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,860
my presentation.

681
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,560
I'm still doing

682
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,560
my Stu presentation.

683
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,900
And we'll see which

684
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,900
one the committee likes.

685
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,600
Fine.

686
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,600
Fine!

687
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,370
Yeah. I didn't think so.

688
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,640
On the other hand,

689
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,640
there are some benefits

690
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,640
to being married.

691
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,620
Taxes, health insurance...

692
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,450
And, I don't have

693
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,450
to feel weird

694
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,250
when hotel employees

695
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,250
call me Mr. Perkins.

696
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,350
Yeah, that makes

697
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,350
me feel weird, too.

698
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,830
Maybe we should.

699
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,830
I don't know anymore.

700
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:15,090
"Maybe we should,

701
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:15,090
I don't know anymore."

702
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,190
Ann, that is

703
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,190
a beautiful sentiment.

704
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,130
Okay, you're all set.

705
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,130
Credit card's

706
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,130
been fully refunded.

707
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,970
Perfect timing! We are

708
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,970
going to buy this ring.

709
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,970
Charge it!

710
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,870
Ann Perkins,

711
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,870
will you marry me?

712
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:32,980
I don't know!

713
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,170
Me either!

714
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,170
Maybe let's not?

715
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,220
Yeah I think maybe not!

716
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,250
Okay, the ring's yours again.

717
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,250
Hello?

718
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,290
Actually,

719
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,290
we don't want the ring.

720
00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,360
Unbelievable.

721
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,720
Leslie, I'm the

722
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,720
last person to want

723
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,890
to deprive

724
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,890
the world of more stew,

725
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,160
but are you sure

726
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,160
you want to do this?

727
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,070
Look, I love Tom,

728
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,070
but you and I both know

729
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,160
that he's not

730
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,160
ready to step up.

731
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,800
Don't you remember

732
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,800
his last presentation

733
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,800
on topsoil?

734
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:03,240
The botched laser show?

735
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:03,240
Larry still can't see purple.

736
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:07,080
That was Larry's fault.

737
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:07,080
He picked up the laser

738
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:07,080
and stared right into it.

739
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,950
I know, but still...

740
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,950
Tom is all flash,

741
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,950
and no substance.

742
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,580
That's the old Tom.

743
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:14,050
You've been gone

744
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:14,050
for a while, Leslie.

745
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:14,050
Tom has changed.

746
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,660
He ran a business,

747
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,660
sold it for a profit.

748
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,090
He's also been

749
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,090
working here

750
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,090
for six years,

751
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,820
and he's learned

752
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,820
a lot from you.

753
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:24,260
At some point,

754
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:24,260
you're gonna have

755
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:24,260
to trust him to do his job.

756
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,400
You guys.

757
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,400
You guys. Be cool.

758
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,530
What's going on?

759
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,330
I kind of convinced

760
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,330
Ben to prank you guys,

761
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,070
and it got

762
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,070
a little out of hand.

763
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,080
I probably should have said

764
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,080
"no" to some of his ideas,

765
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:38,200
but he's on his

766
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:38,200
way here right now.

767
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:38,200
Here he is. Just, be cool.

768
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,980
Hey, guys, what's up?

769
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,980
Um, oh, I just remembered,

770
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,980
can I show you something

771
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,980
out to the front area?

772
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,750
And leave your cell phones,

773
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,750
because of no reason.

774
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,190
Just leave anything

775
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,190
that can't get wet, actually.

776
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,190
Like you would normally.

777
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,530
Okay. Here we go to

778
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,530
the parking lot now.

779
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,590
Wow, this is really sad.

780
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,330
Yup, follow to me guys!

781
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,030
Just go to the parking lot

782
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,030
for normal government reasons.

783
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,670
Sorry,

784
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,670
I can't go through with this.

785
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,670
I was gonna pull a prank.

786
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,340
No!

787
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,340
Yeah.

788
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:14,310
I hired these guys

789
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:14,310
in ski masks to

790
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:14,310
"kidnap" us,

791
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:17,870
and I was gonna

792
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:17,870
pretend to be a hero,

793
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:17,870
and they were gonna shoot me,

794
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:19,320
and then drive

795
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:19,320
the van into the river,

796
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,880
and that's when

797
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,880
the divers would go in,

798
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,750
pull you guys out

799
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,750
of the water and I would be

800
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,750
standing on the shore, like,

801
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,490
"Hey, get pranked much?"

802
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,120
What the?

803
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,820
I even got these squibs

804
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,820
from a special effects guy.

805
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,060
And I was gonna

806
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,060
say this code word.

807
00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:33,530
And that's when

808
00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:33,530
I would push this button.

809
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,260
No, no, no, no, no!

810
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,000
My God!

811
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,000
You got blood all over me.

812
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:41,830
Thank you.

813
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,340
I mean it.

814
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,340
Ben, that was amazing.

815
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,770
Really?

816
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,770
Best prank ever.

817
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,950
I'm sorry, buddy,

818
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,950
Daddy can't get

819
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,950
home to tuck you in.

820
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,320
Oh, how old is your son?

821
00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:55,620
Just pick a thing!

822
00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,120
Honey, look at this.

823
00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,120
This is what I want.

824
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,790
I don't want a ring,

825
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,790
I don't want a wedding,

826
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,790
I just want this locket,

827
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,630
with a picture of

828
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,630
our child in it.

829
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,530
I mean,

830
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,530
we've never been traditional.

831
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,860
We made out

832
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,860
the first night

833
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,860
we ever met.

834
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,200
And when we did date,

835
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,200
we broke up,

836
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,200
but you didn't realize it

837
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,360
and that was very

838
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,360
embarrassing for you.

839
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,370
Yeah, let's maybe not talk

840
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,370
about that part right now.

841
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,670
And then we got

842
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,670
pregnant as friends,

843
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,670
and then we fell in love.

844
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:21,410
We've never been

845
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:21,410
very conventional.

846
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:21,410
So, why start now?

847
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,510
Theodore,

848
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,510
we will not be

849
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,510
needing that ring.

850
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,550
But we would like

851
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,550
to purchase this locket.

852
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,550
How much?

853
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,420
Just take it and

854
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,420
get outta here.

855
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,960
Thank you.

856
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,960
Thanks.

857
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,060
We're here to

858
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,060
discuss a business contract

859
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,120
for the Lafayette

860
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,120
Park food stand.

861
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,790
Miss Knope,

862
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,790
you've always steered

863
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,430
this committee in

864
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,430
the right direction.

865
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,870
Why do you think we should

866
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,870
renew Hot Stu's lease?

867
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,870
Well, frankly,

868
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,870
it's because of Stu.

869
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,970
Here is a man who

870
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,970
was ready to retire,

871
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,150
spend time with

872
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,150
his family, travel.

873
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,480
And then he realized,

874
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,480
"No, I want to spend

875
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,420
"my time in a small

876
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,420
metal box all summer

877
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:05,480
"bent over a boiling cauldron

878
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:05,480
of steaming, bubbling meat."

879
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,830
Making stew is hard.

880
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,830
Up at the crack of dawn,

881
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,830
backbreaking labor,

882
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,420
your clothes smelling

883
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,420
like salt and gristle.

884
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,830
Sure, profits are minimal,

885
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,830
but Stu doesn't

886
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,830
care about that.

887
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,230
Maybe a year

888
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,230
extension isn't enough.

889
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,240
Maybe we should

890
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,240
make it five years.

891
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,970
Heck, why don't we

892
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,970
give him a lifetime deal?

893
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,640
I'd like to see

894
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,640
Stu ladling out his

895
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,640
pungent beef smoothies

896
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,080
until we bury him

897
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,080
under that shed.

898
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,140
Hey. I think

899
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,140
I've made

900
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,140
a terrible mistake.

901
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,850
Okay, that was bleak.

902
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,320
Uh, Mr. Haverford,

903
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,320
you have

904
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,320
a presentation as well?

905
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,490
Hey. Rip it.

906
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,620
There's nothing more

907
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,620
American than lemonade.

908
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,670
Just saying the word

909
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,670
makes you wanna drink some.

910
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,570
And now you can.

911
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,570
Check under your seats.

912
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,140
Hey, hey,

913
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,140
it has my name on it!

914
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,940
Yes, it does.

915
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,940
Classic for you, Carter.

916
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,740
Darva, yours

917
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,740
is a pink lemonade.

918
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,740
I know you love that.

919
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,110
Because I like pink!

920
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,110
That's right!

921
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,980
Now, who here

922
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,980
likes laser shows?

923
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:09,110
Summer foot traffic

924
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:09,110
in Lafayette Park

925
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:09,110
has increased 23%.

926
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,520
The Indiana Brothers

927
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,520
are the fastest-growing

928
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,690
beverage company

929
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,690
in the Midwest.

930
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,890
My projections show they can

931
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,890
increase government revenue

932
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,300
30% over

933
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,300
the next five years.

934
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:23,000
Plus, they've agreed

935
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:23,000
to waive their franchise fee.

936
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,460
Look, guys. I'm sorry

937
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,460
about all the new rules,

938
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,570
but, you know,

939
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,570
I want you to like me.

940
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,610
But I also really

941
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,610
need you to respect me.

942
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:37,120
I respect you, little buddy!

943
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:37,120
Hmm, respect noogie!

944
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,180
We didn't prank you

945
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,180
because we don't respect you.

946
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,850
We did it 'cause

947
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,850
we love you.

948
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,620
R-E-S-P-E-G-C.

949
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,890
That's actually not

950
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,890
how respect is spelled.

951
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,890
Yes.

952
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,220
According to Urethra Franklin,

953
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,220
that's exactly

954
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,220
how it's spelled.

955
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,890
Hey, Wyatt. You were

956
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,890
a good sport earlier.

957
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,660
No hard feelings?

958
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,160
Here's a little gift for

959
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,160
you for believing in me.

960
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,160
Oh.

961
00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,900
It's a gel-based hair serum.

962
00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,900
Enough with the mousse.

963
00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,900
For real.

964
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,310
Okay. Well, Ron.

965
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,310
You were right.

966
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,610
Tom has really grown up.

967
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,510
You seem merely overjoyed,

968
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,510
instead of irritatingly

969
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,510
ecstatic. Why?

970
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:13,210
Well, Tom's come into his own,

971
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:13,210
April runs Animal Control.

972
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,820
I mean, does this department

973
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,820
even need me anymore?

974
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,650
No. We do not.

975
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:20,060
April and Tom

976
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:20,060
started out as two

977
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,060
of the most apathetic

978
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,060
people I had ever met.

979
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:24,100
It's why I hired them.

980
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,160
Then you betrayed me

981
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,160
and turned them into

982
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,330
efficient and caring

983
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,330
government employees.

984
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,960
This office can indeed

985
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,960
function without you.

986
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,670
And, soon, it'll have to.

987
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,600
Was that a death threat?

988
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,670
We both know you're not

989
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,670
going to be here forever.

990
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,210
This is a way station,

991
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,210
on the road to bigger

992
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,210
and better things.

993
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,780
Whenever you do move on,

994
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,780
it should please

995
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,780
you to know that,

996
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,210
God help me, you've built

997
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,210
a well-functioning

998
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,210
government agency.

999
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:55,660
Oh, that reminds me.

1000
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:55,660
I know you don't open

1001
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:55,660
your mail, but I do, and...

1002
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:58,960
Because you created

1003
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:58,960
Tom's position,

1004
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:58,960
Business Liaison,

1005
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:01,190
and it's already

1006
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:01,190
financially paying off,

1007
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:05,600
you have received Pawnee's

1008
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:05,600
Government Employee

1009
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:05,600
of the Month.

1010
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,500
I mean, it has taken...