1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,300 What do you mean, 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,300 you can't? 3 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:05,590 Look, I am throwing 4 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:05,590 a farewell party 5 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:06,860 for my best friend, 6 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:06,860 Ann Perkins. 7 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:08,030 And if she casually mentioned 8 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,470 three years ago 9 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,470 that she thought 10 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:11,030 indoor fireworks 11 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:11,030 would be cool, 12 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,630 then guess what, 13 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,630 you're going to give 14 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,630 me indoor fireworks. 15 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,640 Tonight's biggest surprise 16 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,640 is five years in the making. 17 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,380 It all goes back to when 18 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,380 I first met my best friend. 19 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:20,670 I'm here to talk about 20 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,150 the abandoned lot 21 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,150 on Sullivan Street. 22 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,850 I've been trying 23 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,850 to get this thing 24 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,850 fixed for months. 25 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,920 And it's government-owned, 26 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,490 and you need to do 27 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,490 something about it. 28 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,180 I will help you. 29 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,180 Is that a promise? 30 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,880 It's more than a promise. 31 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,460 It's a pinky promise. 32 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,130 That promise launched 33 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,130 a friendship so grand, 34 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,860 it takes 103 scrapbooks 35 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,860 to capture it. 36 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,940 I have secretly arranged 37 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,940 to officially break ground 38 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,200 on Pawnee Commons at midnight, 39 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,130 fulfilling my pinky promise 40 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,130 that I made five years ago. 41 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,130 Aw, Ice Cream 42 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,130 Sandwich Taste Test. 43 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,080 That was our biggest fight. 44 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,940 Hey, Knope. 45 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,940 Harold. 46 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,480 You're breaking ground on 47 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,480 the Pawnee Commons tonight? 48 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,210 Public Works never 49 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,210 signed off on that. 50 00:00:58,290 --> 00:00:59,780 Look, your office was 51 00:00:58,290 --> 00:00:59,780 giving me a hard time, 52 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,950 so I had to call 53 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,950 in a few favors. 54 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,220 I don't like it when 55 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,220 people go over my head. 56 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,730 Understood. 57 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,730 I will make a note of that. 58 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,730 Would you like a treat? 59 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,790 I run that department, 60 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,230 and I do not appreciate... 61 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,330 Damn, that's really good. 62 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,330 Right? 63 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,530 There's going to 64 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,530 be a lot of these 65 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,530 at the party. 66 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,630 You should come by. 67 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,430 I get it. 68 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,430 I know what you're doing. 69 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,600 And I still... 70 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:20,370 Is there a little 71 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:20,370 crunch in there? 72 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:20,370 Hazelnut. 73 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,370 Oh. 74 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,370 Oh, right? 75 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,370 See you tonight. 76 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,210 Okay. Well, let's go 77 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,210 set up this party. 78 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,800 April, thank you. 79 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,180 I know you may tease Ann, 80 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,510 but deep down inside, 81 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,510 I can tell that 82 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,510 you really care. 83 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,280 Ann's leaving town... 84 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:35,490 And saying painful 85 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:35,490 goodbyes to loved ones. 86 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,390 Greatest day of my life. 87 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,850 Thank you all so 88 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,850 much for helping me 89 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,850 with these boxes. 90 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,080 I'm just a little behind. 91 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:06,810 Because every time I start, 92 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:07,910 I get... 93 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,480 A little emotional. 94 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,820 Hey, that box 95 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,820 has my name on it. 96 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,880 Hey, this one 97 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,880 has my name on it. 98 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,290 This one 99 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,290 has Plates' 100 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,290 name on it. 101 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,400 You have just found 102 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,400 your Buddy Boxes. 103 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,430 Each box contains 104 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,430 a memento of our friendship. 105 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,300 I was going to give 106 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,300 them to you later, 107 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:23,860 but there is no time 108 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,270 like the present. 109 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,330 Fun pun alert. 110 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,530 A bronzed hamburger. 111 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,980 It's from our turkey versus 112 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,980 beef cook-off. Remember? 113 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:33,310 You were a worthy adversary. 114 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:34,470 I would have preferred 115 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,070 a regular hamburger 116 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,070 for eating, 117 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:38,090 but this is very nice. 118 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:41,050 2008 Indiana State Audit 119 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:41,050 spreadsheets? 120 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,120 Man, that year was insane. 121 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:45,850 That was the year you went 122 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:45,850 from being an auditor 123 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:47,090 to a legend. 124 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,630 Whoa! 125 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,860 A picture of me officiating 126 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,860 Leslie and Ben's wedding. 127 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,230 And look, you can 128 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,230 just about see my head. 129 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,440 Thank you so much. 130 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:56,840 Snake Juice. 131 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,870 I thought these were 132 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,870 destroyed by the FDA. 133 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:00,970 I did have to go to a very 134 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:00,970 seedy location to find it. 135 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,200 But, now I know where to go to 136 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,200 place a bet on horse fighting. 137 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:08,910 Okay, don't mention 138 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:08,910 anything about 139 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,780 the groundbreaking to Ann. 140 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,780 Repeat that back to me. 141 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:11,840 Tell Ann about 142 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:11,840 the groundbreaking, 143 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,080 frame Ann for murder, 144 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,780 release a deadly virus 145 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,780 into the water supply. 146 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,760 Good. Oh. 147 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,030 Bon Voyage, Ann. 148 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:20,560 My God. This is amazing. 149 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:21,620 That's sparkling cider. 150 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,790 Why is there a New Year Eve 151 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,790 countdown clock 152 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,790 and the Easter Bunny? 153 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,700 I don't know when 154 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,700 we're going to be able 155 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,700 to visit each other. 156 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:30,500 So, just to be safe, 157 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:30,500 this party is a celebration 158 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:30,500 of every event 159 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:31,730 that's going to 160 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:31,730 happen this year. 161 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:35,310 Your birthday, 162 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:35,310 New Year's, Chinese 163 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:35,310 New Year's, Flag Day. 164 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,040 "Ain't no party like 165 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,040 a Leslie Knope party, 166 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,550 "because a Leslie Knope party 167 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,550 is actually 30 parties." 168 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,840 Knope, you have 169 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,840 out Knoped yourself. 170 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:44,280 Ha-ha, seems like 171 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:44,280 the party's dying down. 172 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:44,280 Weird. 173 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,550 Ann, you probably want to 174 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,550 head to Michigan forever. 175 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,850 So, I snuck into your house 176 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,080 and packed a bag for you. 177 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,080 Goodbye. 178 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,090 This is just a bunch 179 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,090 of bras and knives. 180 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,790 And loose onions. 181 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Okay. Party. 182 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Don't drink. 183 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Have fun. 184 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,130 Hey. So, we have a little 185 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,130 farewell gift for you. 186 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,090 We all pitched in 187 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,090 and got you a gift card 188 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,260 from that home store, 189 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,260 Pots and Pans. 190 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,540 We have been on the prowl 191 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,540 for some amazing pots. 192 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,410 Well, that card's 193 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,410 for three pans. 194 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,810 Either way, this is great. 195 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,480 You know what? 196 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,480 We should get to 197 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,480 the goodbye party. 198 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:17,950 Although, I know 199 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:17,950 it's mostly for Ann. 200 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,990 Yeah. But there's, like, 201 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,990 one corner for you, 202 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,960 and it's just 203 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,960 carob cookies 204 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,960 and berries. 205 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,850 Carob cookies and 206 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,850 berries are literally 207 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,980 my favorite 208 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,980 dessert alternative. 209 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:27,630 I'll go get changed. 210 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,230 He put a lot of work 211 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,230 into our presents. 212 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:33,490 I feel kind of bad just 213 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:33,490 getting him a gift card. 214 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,500 I also shook 215 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,500 his hand. Twice. 216 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,570 Anything more than that 217 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,570 would be excessive. 218 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,330 Let all put our heads 219 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,330 together and brainstorm. 220 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,400 We've got to send this dude 221 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,400 off with the perfect gift. 222 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,030 I say we start 223 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,030 with the three C's. 224 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,770 Cashmere, concert tickets, 225 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,770 caboodles of cash. 226 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,920 I feel like those are 227 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,920 perfect gifts for you. 228 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,540 Those are perfect 229 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,540 gifts for anyone. Ugh! 230 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,540 I wish you guys were Donna. 231 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,080 I'm a hundred 232 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,080 percent sure 233 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,090 that I will not meet 234 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,090 another Donna Meagle 235 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,090 in Michigan. 236 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,220 I'm going to miss you. 237 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,020 You know I'm 238 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,020 going to miss you, 239 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,020 too, Perkins. 240 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,790 But now that 241 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,790 you're officially out 242 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,790 of the dating pool, 243 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,730 you know I'm going to 244 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,730 run this town. Right? 245 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:06,320 Mmm. 246 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,700 Oh, yeah, you do not 247 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,700 want to go down that road. 248 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,700 Trust me. I tried. 249 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,230 Hi, Stephen. 250 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:13,970 Hey, Ann. 251 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:13,970 Super cute baby bump. 252 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,200 Thanks. 253 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,740 Good looking out. 254 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,510 Hey, Ron. 255 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,510 Have you seen April? 256 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,580 I've been mostly 257 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,580 focused on these ribs. 258 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:25,850 By the way, 259 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:25,850 you're out of Easter ham 260 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,650 and Thanksgiving turkey. 261 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,650 Great party. 262 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,920 Hey, are you on the lot? 263 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,920 Is everything okay? 264 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:34,790 Uh, not really. 265 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,960 Public Works put 266 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,960 up a giant padlock 267 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:39,130 on the fence, 268 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:39,130 and a sign that says, 269 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,430 "No Trespassing." 270 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,130 That probably 271 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,130 doesn't apply to us. 272 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,870 There also a sign that says, 273 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,870 "Especially Leslie Knope." 274 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,930 Well, Leslie Knope 275 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,930 is a very common name. 276 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,170 There a Professor 277 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,170 in Copenhagen named 278 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,170 Leslie Knope. 279 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,870 They probably mean him. 280 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,000 Do they mean the professor? 281 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,580 Yeah, there's 282 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,580 a picture of you, also. 283 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:57,350 And two huge 284 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:57,350 security guards. 285 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,080 Holy mother of Malia. 286 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,650 And Sasha. 287 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,710 I love them both equally. 288 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:03,990 Okay. It's that stupid 289 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:03,990 Harold who's behind this. 290 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,060 Get here and 291 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,060 we will make a plan. 292 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,360 How long do 293 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,360 I have to do this? 294 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,490 Until I say so, Orin. 295 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,490 Stay in character. 296 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,510 Leslie can't watch anything 297 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,510 with Julie Andrews 298 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,510 in it before bedtime 299 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:21,840 because it gets her too hyper. 300 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,340 Okay. If Chris gets 301 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,340 cranky around noon, 302 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:27,680 just stuff some 303 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:27,680 chia seeds into a fig. 304 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:27,680 Works every time. 305 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,240 Awesome. Thank you. 306 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:33,380 Wow, we really picked 307 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:33,380 some intense people to 308 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:33,380 spend our lives with, huh? 309 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,440 Yeah. 310 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,920 Where's Leslie? 311 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,920 I haven't seen 312 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,920 her in a while. 313 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,320 Oh, she's just running 314 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,320 around trying to pull off 315 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,290 an elaborate, thoughtful 316 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,290 surprise for you. 317 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,990 Of course. 318 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,990 Where's Chris? 319 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,620 I told him that One Headlight 320 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,620 by the Wallflowers 321 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,620 isn't dancing music 322 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,630 and he said, 323 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,630 "Not with that attitude." 324 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,730 Of course. 325 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,270 Dude. Ann. 326 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,270 You know what 327 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,270 I just remembered? 328 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:56,400 We used to date. 329 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,770 Yeah, we lived together 330 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,770 for two years. 331 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:00,750 I know. It's crazy, right? 332 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,170 Anyways, you're the best. 333 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,170 Have fun in Mexico. 334 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,380 Harold, 335 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,380 it is Leslie Knope again. 336 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:08,580 I know you are 337 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:08,580 screening my calls. 338 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,720 But if you could 339 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,720 call me back... 340 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,580 And his voicemail is full. 341 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,580 Did you have any luck? 342 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,960 I flipped through the bylaws. 343 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,960 I don't think there's 344 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,960 anything I can do. 345 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,090 What is the point 346 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,090 of being married 347 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,090 to a City Manager 348 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,030 if he can't wield unfettered 349 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,030 power to crush my enemies? 350 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,160 Hopefully, there are 351 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,160 a few other reasons. 352 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,230 Yeah. 353 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,400 Looks like we hit a wall. 354 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:25,460 Oh, God. 355 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,770 April? Are you okay? 356 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,770 What happening? 357 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:31,280 I'm just so scared 358 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:31,280 that this means that 359 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:31,280 Ann won't really leave. 360 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,580 Life, huh? 361 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,580 It's quite a ride. 362 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,760 Yes, Tom. It is. 363 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:42,950 I got you 364 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:42,950 a going away present. 365 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,580 I'm deleting 366 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,580 you from my phone. 367 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:47,160 You're finally 368 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:47,160 free of my animal 369 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:47,160 magnetism. 370 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,520 Maybe one day, 371 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,520 years from now, 372 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,690 when we're both old 373 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,690 and Chris is dead, 374 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:53,260 you'll run into me somewhere. 375 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:55,700 I'll be opening 376 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:55,700 my latest mega club. 377 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,230 And I'll see you 378 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,230 there on the street, 379 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,230 by yourself. 380 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,400 I'll tell the bouncer, 381 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,400 slash my bodyguard, 382 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:04,310 "Hey, that woman's way 383 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:04,310 too old to get into 384 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:04,310 this club. 385 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,510 "But why don't you 386 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,510 let her in the back?" 387 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,510 That's very generous. 388 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,880 Stay golden, 389 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,880 sweetheart. 390 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,810 I'm going to 391 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,810 miss you, too, Tom. 392 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,120 You're kind and 393 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,120 you're thoughtful, 394 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,280 and you're always 395 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,280 such a delight to 396 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,280 have around. 397 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:20,760 I am sure you 398 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:20,760 are going to be 399 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:20,760 an incredible mother. 400 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:22,760 Thanks, Larry. 401 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:22,760 That nice. 402 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,090 Goodbye, Ann. 403 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:27,960 I have enjoyed parts 404 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:27,960 of our time together. 405 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,760 Oh, God, Ron. 406 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,540 That was really something. 407 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,340 Okay. 408 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,340 What do we have 409 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,340 for Chris? 410 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,020 I got this 411 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,020 City of Pawnee mug. 412 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,020 Also, this cool jacket. 413 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,550 No, I think that 414 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,550 Chris' jacket. 415 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,180 Okay, good. 416 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,180 Then, we know he likes it. 417 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,550 Catch up, Larry. 418 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:52,130 Okay. I found some 419 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:52,130 old receipts from lunches 420 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:52,130 we had together. 421 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,180 Is that anything? 422 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,790 This is my contribution. 423 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,790 It says "Ron." 424 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:57,760 Hey, guys. 425 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:57,760 What's going on? 426 00:08:57,830 --> 00:09:00,160 Oh, we're just giving you 427 00:08:57,830 --> 00:09:00,160 a bunch of cool gifts. 428 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,530 Oh, God. 429 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,130 Get your hopes up, Chris. 430 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:09,070 Let's see what's in here. 431 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:09,070 I see assorted items 432 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:09,070 and some pieces of paper. 433 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,510 Boom. Nailed it. All right. 434 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,510 Now, we can start 435 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,510 enjoying this party. 436 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,450 Leslie, this is 437 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,450 the most incredible event 438 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,450 that has ever been thrown. 439 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,680 There is a pilgrim 440 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,680 line dancing with 441 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,680 a box of candies. 442 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,850 Why do you look 443 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,850 so bummed out? 444 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:28,190 We were planning 445 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:28,190 a surprise groundbreaking 446 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:28,190 at Pawnee Commons for you. 447 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,190 You know, an actual beginning 448 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,190 to the project that 449 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,190 brought us together. 450 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,790 But now we can't do it, 451 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,790 because Harold is 452 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,790 such a jerk face 453 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:37,800 he put a barbed-wire 454 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:37,800 fence around the lot, 455 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:37,800 and now it's not happening. 456 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:38,930 I'm sorry, Ann. 457 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,200 First of all, don't apologize. 458 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,200 And second of all, 459 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,200 screw Harold. 460 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,310 If I learned 461 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,310 one thing from 462 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,310 Leslie Knope, 463 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,640 it is we do not take 464 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,640 "no" for an answer. 465 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,310 Anything is possible 466 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,310 if we work hard enough. 467 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,310 Let's do it. 468 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,380 Oh, my God. Ann Perkins 469 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,380 to the rescue. Okay. 470 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:54,820 Hands in, everybody. 471 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:54,820 One, two, three. 472 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,890 Let's go. 473 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,890 Dark forces arise. 474 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,190 Okay, I didn't plan 475 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,190 what we were 476 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,190 all going to say. 477 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,280 That's my bad. 478 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,450 Here we go, Ann. 479 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,450 Let's go. 480 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,400 Okay. Knock 481 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,400 or ring the bell? 482 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:07,790 Bust in unannounced. 483 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:08,930 Love it. 484 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,700 Harold. 485 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,700 What the hell, Knope? 486 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,400 We need the key to the fence 487 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,400 that you put up on 488 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,400 the Sullivan Street lot. 489 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,340 You snuck around 490 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,340 behind my back. 491 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,310 I told you I didn't like that. 492 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,310 Forget it. 493 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:21,750 Come on, Harold, look. 494 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,940 This is a great opportunity 495 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,940 you have right now. 496 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,610 Just think of us 497 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,610 as your genies 498 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,250 who can give you 499 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,250 anything you want. 500 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,250 Nothing gross. 501 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,750 Okay, yeah. 502 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,750 There is something I want. 503 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:34,620 Super Fizzy Fruity Pop. 504 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,760 Sorry? 505 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,760 Sweetums used to 506 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,760 stock our office 507 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,700 with free sodas, 508 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,700 as a promotional thing, 509 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,430 but that Kathryn Pinewood 510 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,430 lady just took them away. 511 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,970 If you can get us 512 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,970 our free sodas back, 513 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,970 I'll get you a key. 514 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,910 Deal. 515 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,910 Easy. 516 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,430 It is not easy. 517 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,710 Kathryn Pinewood is 518 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,710 the person on Earth 519 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,710 who hates me the most. 520 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,940 Well, luckily, 521 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,940 you're with the person 522 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,110 on Earth who 523 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,110 loves you the most. 524 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,950 Too cheesy? 525 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,950 No, it's perfect. 526 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,950 I love you. 527 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,510 Don't leave. Come on. 528 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,250 Donna, you are 529 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,250 a remarkable woman. 530 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,090 And I just wanted to say 531 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,090 that I've always 532 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,090 thought of you as family. 533 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,460 I just want to 534 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,460 say that I've always 535 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,460 thought you were hot. 536 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,290 Yes, I know. April. 537 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:11,330 Yeah, you saw a lot 538 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:11,330 of potential in me, 539 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:11,330 I'm like a daughter to you, 540 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,770 and it was a treat 541 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,770 to watch me blossom. 542 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,770 Blah, blah, blah, bye. 543 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:19,330 That is remarkably close 544 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:19,330 to what I was going to say. 545 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,200 Also, I'm proud of you. 546 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,640 Donna, are you 547 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,640 grabbing my butt? 548 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,640 Can you blame me? 549 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,870 No. 550 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,590 Sorry. Can't help you, 551 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,590 ladies. 552 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,320 I don't have time for 553 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,320 disgraced former politicians 554 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,320 and unmarried preggos. 555 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:38,120 Oh, Kathryn, 556 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:38,120 always a delight. 557 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:39,680 Listen. I know that 558 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:39,680 you and Leslie 559 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,190 have had your 560 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,190 disagreements 561 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,190 in the past, 562 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,630 but we really need the key. 563 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,390 And we can only get the key, 564 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,390 if we get the sodas. Please? 565 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,190 I don't see why 566 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,190 I should do you 567 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,190 any favors. 568 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:50,500 I mean, if you were still 569 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:50,500 a city councilor, maybe. 570 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:53,670 But I seem to remember 571 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:53,670 you were recalled. 572 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:53,670 Is that right? 573 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,440 How dare you. 574 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,440 Okay. Leslie. 575 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,370 Please. 576 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,370 It's not worth it. 577 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,370 For you. 578 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,380 For me, I don't care. 579 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,310 What the hell? 580 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,310 Yeah, Pinewood, 581 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,310 that's right. 582 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,280 I'm pregnant and I have 583 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,280 you in a headlock. 584 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,320 And if you 585 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,320 try to fight back, 586 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,320 I will sue you. 587 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,260 Unless, you tell us 588 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,260 how to get those sodas, 589 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,260 right now. 590 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,930 Okay. Fine. Sweetums 591 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,930 has been desperately 592 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,360 trying to get a local 593 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,360 celebrity spokesman 594 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,760 to endorse their 595 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,760 new sports drink. 596 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,490 So, if you can make 597 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,490 that happen somehow, 598 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,930 they'll give you 599 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,930 whatever you want. 600 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,940 Damn, Perkins. 601 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:26,240 Okay. Who does Sweetums 602 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:26,240 want as their spokesperson? 603 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,770 They already tried to get me 604 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,770 to endorse that sports drink. 605 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,770 I said, "No." 606 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,740 They want me 607 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,740 dunking on the label. 608 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,850 When is this town 609 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,850 going to realize that 610 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,850 I'm more than a former 611 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,410 high school basketball star? 612 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,710 I don't think 613 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,710 this new sports drink 614 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,710 is even about basketball. 615 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,980 It's called 616 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,980 "Sweetums Dunktastic 617 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,980 Threepoint BBall Blast." 618 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,050 The slogan is, 619 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,050 "It's all about basketball." 620 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,420 I'm sorry. You're going to 621 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,420 have to find yourself some 622 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,420 other famous Pawneean. 623 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,000 We know that you 624 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,000 were already approached 625 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,400 by Sweetums and 626 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,400 you said, "No," 627 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,170 but is there any way 628 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,170 you would reconsider? 629 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,770 I'm sorry, Ms. Knope. 630 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,770 There is such a thing 631 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,770 as journalistic integrity, 632 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,870 and it is something that 633 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,870 I have, as a journalist, 634 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,000 with integrity. 635 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,040 It's really important, Perd. 636 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,040 Please? 637 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,310 Come on. 638 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,310 For old times' sake? 639 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:13,180 Well, the story of that 640 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:13,180 appeal is it was heartfelt. 641 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:18,020 And in response 642 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:18,020 to that appeal, 643 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:18,020 I respond, okay. 644 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,520 "For old times' sake?" 645 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,520 Does that mean... 646 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,360 No. Ann, 647 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,360 you tricky minx. 648 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,230 Yeah. I went on 649 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,230 a date with Perd. 650 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,670 What? 651 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,670 It was during that 652 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,800 "explore my freedom 653 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,800 as a single woman" 654 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,800 phase. 655 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,300 Wow. 656 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,300 We just had a drink. 657 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:37,310 And at the end, he said, 658 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:37,310 "I am going to kiss you now, 659 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,010 "by putting my mouth 660 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,010 on your mouth." 661 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,010 Then, I ran away. 662 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,910 It was absolutely 663 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,910 the right call. 664 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,570 Well, we could just 665 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,570 tell him the truth. 666 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,020 That we feel bad 667 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,020 that we didn't get 668 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,020 him anything nice. 669 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,880 Tell the truth? 670 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,880 That's hilarious. No. 671 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,720 We tell him we had 672 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,720 the perfect gift, 673 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,160 but we were 674 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,160 robbed at gunpoint. 675 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:55,490 "Chris. He had a gun. 676 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:55,490 He took all the gifts." 677 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,830 Now, Chris feels bad. 678 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,830 He's buying us gifts. 679 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,920 Next thing you know, 680 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,920 Tommy's got a new watch. 681 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,870 Again, 682 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,870 I don't see the problem. 683 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,870 I shook the man's hand. Twice. 684 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,300 Guys. Look what I got 685 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,300 at the Presidents' Day booth. 686 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:12,070 "Ask not what your 687 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:12,070 country can do for you." 688 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,420 From Family Guy, right? 689 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,880 Listen, Chris, we have 690 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,880 to tell you something. 691 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,880 We feel bad 692 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,390 because you got us such 693 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,390 thoughtful gifts 694 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,390 and we got you... 695 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,420 Three pans and 696 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,420 a bag of nothing. 697 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,990 Guys, I don't need 698 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,990 anything from you. 699 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,670 My Buddy Boxes 700 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,670 are about the past, 701 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,670 but let's focus on the future. 702 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,970 Because we're always 703 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,970 going to be friends. 704 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,730 And just the fact 705 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,730 that you feel bad about 706 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,640 your bag of nothing, 707 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,640 proves that. 708 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,470 To the future. 709 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,770 Cheers. To the future. 710 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,200 Cheers. 711 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,200 Future. 712 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,270 I have an idea. 713 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,710 Don't you ladies 714 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,710 ever knock? 715 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,750 No. 716 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,750 Okay. So, we got Perd Hapley 717 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,750 to sign on with Sweetums, 718 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,190 which means that you 719 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,190 get your sodas back. 720 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,550 Which means that 721 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,550 we get our key. 722 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,020 Okay? Everything's 723 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,020 here in writing. 724 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,420 Now call off your guards. 725 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,920 Okay, fine. 726 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,720 You two are a couple 727 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,720 of real pains in the ass, 728 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,720 you know that? 729 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,630 Harold. 730 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,630 Your tiny brain could 731 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,630 not understand this, 732 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,930 but that is 733 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,930 the best compliment 734 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,930 you could ever give 735 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,770 the two women standing 736 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,770 in front of you. 737 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,830 Bye, Harold. 738 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,940 Victory at last. 739 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,940 Whoo! All right. 740 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,100 You're all set. 741 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:21,810 Okay. I am going 742 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:21,810 to call the official 743 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:21,810 ceremonial ribbon cutting guy, 744 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,870 because I think we 745 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,870 may have missed him. 746 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,840 What are you doing? 747 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,910 It's for the raccoons. 748 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,320 You have to hiss 749 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,320 really loud and stomp 750 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,620 your feet so 751 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,620 they'll leave you alone. 752 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,490 And if one comes close, 753 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,490 make yourself really large, 754 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,960 like a puffer fish. 755 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:36,900 The Pawnee raccoons. 756 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:36,900 That is one thing 757 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:36,900 I will not miss. 758 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:40,660 Well, Michigan has wolverines. 759 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:40,660 Maybe they'll eat your toes. 760 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,200 So, how long do you think 761 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,200 you'll stay in Pawnee for? 762 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,530 I don't know. 763 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,540 We like it here. 764 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,170 I made Andy promise 765 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,170 that someday we'll 766 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,170 move to Transylvania. 767 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,410 But that probably 768 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,410 won't happen until 769 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,410 we're, like, 100. 770 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,910 Well, for what it worth, 771 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,280 I'm really happy 772 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,280 that you and Andy 773 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,280 are married. 774 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,410 Why? 775 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,010 Why? Because 776 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,020 I love him and I love you. 777 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,020 Why wouldn't I be happy? 778 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,650 I love you, too. 779 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,150 What's that? 780 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,330 I love you, too. 781 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,390 I couldn't quite hear you. 782 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,600 Please don't make me say it. 783 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,600 Please. 784 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,860 My going away present to you 785 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:22,640 will be that I do not make you 786 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:22,640 audibly say that you love me. 787 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,580 Thank you. 788 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,080 Okay, Leslie's coming back. 789 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,080 Get off me, wench. 790 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,240 Did I miss a nice moment? 791 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,340 No. 792 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,340 Yes, you did. 793 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,620 Aw, good. 794 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,890 Guys. What are you 795 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,890 doing here? Come in. 796 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,520 You caught me before 797 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,520 my first run of the day. 798 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,720 I call it my beat 799 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,720 the sun run. 800 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,200 It's a race between 801 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,200 me and the sun. 802 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,630 Well, we got 803 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,630 one more gift for you. 804 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,430 It's quarter-sawn 805 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,430 zebra wood, 806 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,370 adjoined by floating tenons 807 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,370 to the black 808 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,370 walnut corner posts, 809 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,240 finished with a wiping 810 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,240 varnish that a secret 811 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,240 Swanson family recipe. 812 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:04,040 Handmade at my woodshop. 813 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:04,040 And you are correct, 814 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:04,040 it is gorgeous. 815 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,750 You're starting a new life 816 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,750 with your new family. 817 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:11,260 So, it's an empty Buddy Box 818 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:11,260 to fill with memories 819 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:11,260 for your little buddy. 820 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,160 Or Twizzlers. 821 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,160 That's the beautiful 822 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,160 thing about a box. 823 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,730 We all burned 824 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,730 our initials in. See? 825 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,030 Wait a minute. 826 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,030 Who's G.J.L.G.G.? 827 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,340 That Gary Jerry 828 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,340 Larry Gergich Gengurch. 829 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,100 I burned in all my names. 830 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,100 I really... 831 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,100 I didn't know what to do. 832 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,240 Well... Um, thank you. 833 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,480 Um... 834 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:40,280 This tear, um, 835 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:40,280 caused by the overwhelming 836 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:40,280 thoughtfulness of my friends, 837 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,810 will be my baby's 838 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,810 first memory. 839 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,250 Saltwater will warp the wood, 840 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,520 so keep your 841 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,520 tears in your eyes 842 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,520 where they belong. 843 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,130 Will do, Ron Swanson. 844 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,700 Can I still call you 845 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,700 when I have thoughts on 846 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,700 Jennifer Aniston's future? 847 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,300 Not if I call you first. 848 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,670 Can we still be on the phone 849 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,670 for every State of 850 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,670 the Union address 851 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,940 and every Oscar 852 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,940 red carpet coverage 853 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,310 and every single 854 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,310 viewing of Tootsie? 855 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,540 Of course. 856 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:12,120 Oh, Ann Perkins. 857 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:12,120 You perfect sunflower. 858 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,450 You totally changed me. 859 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,450 You know? 860 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,490 You taught me how 861 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,490 to balance my life, 862 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,960 how to be patient, 863 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,960 how to be more patient. 864 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,120 Yeah, that's better. 865 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,820 How to throw 866 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,820 bureaucratic caution 867 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,490 to the wind when 868 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,490 it came to Ben. 869 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,370 But most importantly, 870 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,130 you taught me that I can't 871 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,130 pull off a tulip skirt. 872 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,500 It's just not your shape. 873 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,570 Well, I don't think 874 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,570 the ceremonial 875 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,170 ribbon cutting guy 876 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,170 is going to make it. 877 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,650 Either he flaked, 878 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,650 or he tripped and impaled 879 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,020 himself on his 880 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,020 own giant scissors. 881 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,860 We wait for no man. 882 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,860 Let's do this. 883 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,760 One, two, three. 884 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,190 Oh! 885 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,630 All right, I got my park. 886 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,630 That's all I wanted from you. 887 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,630 Friendship over. 888 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,300 Don't even joke 889 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,300 about that, Ann. 890 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,270 It was your idea 891 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,270 to give me that box. 892 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,110 Ah, it was 893 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,110 a group effort. 894 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,440 But it had that 895 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,440 trademark Ben Wyatt 896 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,710 mix of thoughtful 897 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,710 and resourceful. 898 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,880 You're literally 899 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,880 the best friend 900 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,880 that I will ever have. 901 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,190 You, too, man. 902 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,090 Leslie Knope. 903 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,360 Chris Traeger. 904 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,270 I just want to say 905 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,270 that getting to know you, 906 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,270 and watching you work, 907 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:43,170 has been one of the greatest 908 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:43,170 experiences of my life. 909 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,680 That, and working 910 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,680 with Dr. Richard Nygard. 911 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:46,940 Sure. 912 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:50,720 And I just want you 913 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:50,720 to know that I thought 914 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:50,720 there was no man on Earth 915 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,880 good enough 916 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,880 for Ann Perkins. 917 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,950 And I still think that. 918 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,950 Right. 919 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,360 But if there is 920 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,360 no one actually 921 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,360 good enough for her, 922 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,050 you are pretty damn close. 923 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,330 Okay. Well. 924 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,330 This is normal. 925 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,330 No big deal. 926 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,640 Drive safe. 927 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,640 We will. 928 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:19,440 I packed you some 929 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:19,440 sandwiches and some 930 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:19,440 caffeine free iced tea. 931 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,940 So... Oh, and there's 932 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,940 a mix CD that I made, 933 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,940 already loaded in your car. 934 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,310 There's a lot of 935 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,310 Sarah McLachlan. 936 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,650 So, Chris, I apologize. 937 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,650 Things are going 938 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,650 to get emotional. 939 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,250 I love you. 940 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,020 I love you, too. 941 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,910 Breakfast, Knope? 942 00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,100 Oh, I don't know. 943 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,910 Come on. 944 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,250 There's has never 945 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,250 been a sadness 946 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,250 that can't be cured 947 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,250 by breakfast food. 948 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,220 That's fair. 949 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,360 Someone else is 950 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,360 going to have 951 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,360 to drive, though. 952 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,050 My eyes are basically 953 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,050 useless right now. 954 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,260 I'm on it. 955 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,260 Shotgun. 956 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,420 I called shotgun. 957 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,420 You're all nailed. 958 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,590 I call sitting on your lap. 959 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,160 You can't. Double shotgun. 960 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,160 We called double shotgun. 961 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,570 How come people 962 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,570 don't do that more often? 963 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,930 It's illegal? 964 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,400 Raise your hand 965 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,400 if you want waffles. 966 00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:19,700 I'm eating waffles. 967 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,240 Bacon and eggs, 968 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,240 please and thank you.