1 00:00:09,382 --> 00:00:11,050 God! 2 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:12,051 Sorry! Sorry! 3 00:00:12,085 --> 00:00:13,219 What's happening? 4 00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:14,387 I can't hear! 5 00:00:14,421 --> 00:00:15,988 And I'm dying! 6 00:00:16,022 --> 00:00:16,989 Baby, relax. 7 00:00:17,023 --> 00:00:18,157 I just wanted to surprise you. 8 00:00:18,191 --> 00:00:20,793 Open the bottom drawer and read the cake. 9 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:24,997 "Will you go to prom with me?" 10 00:00:25,031 --> 00:00:27,400 Well, this just keeps getting weirder. 11 00:00:27,434 --> 00:00:29,034 Because of the merger, 12 00:00:29,069 --> 00:00:30,703 schools have had to make some cuts, 13 00:00:30,737 --> 00:00:32,738 and the first thing to go was the senior prom. 14 00:00:32,773 --> 00:00:35,074 So as a last-minute hail Mary, 15 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:38,344 the parks department is throwing prom for them. 16 00:00:38,378 --> 00:00:40,179 They also wanted to cut A.P. Latin, 17 00:00:40,213 --> 00:00:41,914 so I volunteered to teach Latin. 18 00:00:41,948 --> 00:00:44,316 Which reminds me, I need to learn Latin. 19 00:00:44,351 --> 00:00:46,485 I can't stop thinking about that job in Chicago, 20 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,754 and I think this prom will be a good distraction. 21 00:00:48,789 --> 00:00:50,589 In my senior year when I couldn't decide 22 00:00:50,624 --> 00:00:52,424 between Indiana and Amherst, 23 00:00:52,459 --> 00:00:54,427 I focused all my energy on planning my prom, 24 00:00:54,461 --> 00:00:55,761 and it was the best prom ever. 25 00:00:55,796 --> 00:00:58,330 Plus, I made out with Harvey from the A.V. Club. 26 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:00,332 Hmm, I think I'm jealous of Harvey. 27 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,333 You shouldn't be. 28 00:01:01,368 --> 00:01:02,835 A few weeks later, he almost died 29 00:01:02,869 --> 00:01:04,336 from a VCR electrocution. 30 00:01:04,371 --> 00:01:05,671 Legend has it 31 00:01:05,705 --> 00:01:07,339 that he can still turn on a microwave 32 00:01:07,374 --> 00:01:08,574 just by blinking at it. 33 00:01:08,608 --> 00:01:09,575 The point is, 34 00:01:09,609 --> 00:01:11,377 will you go to the prom with me? 35 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:13,212 Well, I thought you'd never ask, 36 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:14,780 because we're nearing 40. 37 00:01:14,815 --> 00:01:16,115 Course I will. 38 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:18,451 Yay! Prom! 39 00:01:21,488 --> 00:01:29,495 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 40 00:01:38,672 --> 00:01:41,640 Okay, we are making progress, prom committee. 41 00:01:41,675 --> 00:01:43,909 Now, our budget is basically zero, 42 00:01:43,944 --> 00:01:45,745 so we're gonna need to cover all the jobs 43 00:01:45,779 --> 00:01:47,480 that we would normally hire people for. 44 00:01:47,514 --> 00:01:49,482 Tom, you're in charge of music. 45 00:01:49,516 --> 00:01:51,984 Oh, man. Well, all right. 46 00:01:52,018 --> 00:01:53,986 Aw, did you want to DJ, little puppy? 47 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:55,821 I didn't know that little puppies 48 00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:58,491 could operate an iPod with their little puppy paws. 49 00:01:58,525 --> 00:02:00,159 Eew and boo. 50 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:01,994 This kind of thing is getting out of hand with you two. 51 00:02:02,028 --> 00:02:03,796 Y'all are on official warning. 52 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,965 I did DJ a little back in the day. 53 00:02:05,999 --> 00:02:08,334 I had a show called "Zoot Suit Wyatt" 54 00:02:08,368 --> 00:02:09,668 on Carleton College radio. 55 00:02:09,703 --> 00:02:11,170 Tuesdays from 3:00 to 5:00 A.M., 56 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:12,672 I was the king of swing. 57 00:02:12,706 --> 00:02:14,673 I thought we as a culture agreed 58 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:16,675 to forget the year that everyone was into swing. 59 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,577 Okay, Ben, you can co-DJ with Tom. 60 00:02:18,612 --> 00:02:20,146 - Yes. - What! No! 61 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,814 If you eclipse my flavor in any way, 62 00:02:21,848 --> 00:02:23,015 we'll have a problem. 63 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:24,416 All right, Allison, you are in charge 64 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:25,618 of choosing the prom theme, 65 00:02:25,652 --> 00:02:27,853 and now it has to be perfect and magical 66 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,855 and look like a million bucks but cost zero bucks. 67 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:31,190 So what do you got? 68 00:02:31,224 --> 00:02:33,692 I was thinking the theme could be "Fairy tale." 69 00:02:33,727 --> 00:02:35,767 The theater department did Into the Woods last year, 70 00:02:35,796 --> 00:02:37,129 and we still have the scenery. 71 00:02:37,164 --> 00:02:39,131 I laid out some preliminary plans 72 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,166 in this binder. 73 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,168 Wow! 74 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:45,104 Are those jense-trodder color tabs? 75 00:02:45,138 --> 00:02:46,372 I thought those were discontinued. 76 00:02:46,406 --> 00:02:47,373 They were. 77 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:48,441 I had to order them 78 00:02:48,475 --> 00:02:49,642 through some Mexican back channels. 79 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:51,510 Juan Julio Oficina Supplies? 80 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:52,845 I thought they went out of business. 81 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,879 They did, but they opened up a new one in Oaxaca. 82 00:02:54,881 --> 00:02:57,049 What is happening right now? 83 00:02:57,084 --> 00:02:58,884 Okay, everybody get back to work. 84 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,886 And, Allison, come by my office later 85 00:03:00,921 --> 00:03:02,955 so we can keep crushing it. 86 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:04,790 All right, let's go over our set list. 87 00:03:04,825 --> 00:03:06,859 - Set list? No need. - So, what, 88 00:03:06,893 --> 00:03:09,061 you're just gonna put your iPod on shuffle? 89 00:03:09,096 --> 00:03:10,663 No, but I could. You want to know why? 90 00:03:12,032 --> 00:03:14,166 Because every single song you own is a banger? 91 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:15,968 Every song I download 92 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:17,803 has to pass a series of rigorous tests 93 00:03:17,838 --> 00:03:20,473 to answer one simple question: 94 00:03:20,507 --> 00:03:21,807 Is it a banger? 95 00:03:21,842 --> 00:03:22,908 How many beats per minute? 96 00:03:22,943 --> 00:03:24,009 How many drops? 97 00:03:24,044 --> 00:03:25,644 How dope are the drops? 98 00:03:25,679 --> 00:03:27,380 Were any acoustic instruments used? 99 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:29,682 If so, it is not a banger. 100 00:03:29,716 --> 00:03:32,051 I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. 101 00:03:32,085 --> 00:03:34,019 I had to throw away my whole computer 102 00:03:34,054 --> 00:03:35,254 just to be safe. 103 00:03:35,288 --> 00:03:36,889 I feel like, to me, 104 00:03:36,923 --> 00:03:39,091 set list flow is very important. 105 00:03:39,126 --> 00:03:41,227 I mean, we're basically vibe curators. 106 00:03:41,261 --> 00:03:42,661 Ugh. Oh, no. 107 00:03:42,696 --> 00:03:44,830 I hope that high school auditorium's big enough, 108 00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:47,833 'cause I'm bringing 10,000 maniacs. 109 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:50,403 Sometimes it's really hard to be friends with you. 110 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:51,871 Thank God we don't have to be seen together. 111 00:03:51,905 --> 00:03:53,673 Yes, we do. We're co-DJs. 112 00:03:53,707 --> 00:03:54,740 Not anymore. 113 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:57,042 You're working with... 114 00:03:57,077 --> 00:03:59,045 DJ Robo Drop. 115 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:01,447 ♪ Ba-da-da, mm, mm, mm, mm-mm ♪ 116 00:04:01,481 --> 00:04:05,518 Oh, I hope that this prom is exactly like my senior prom. 117 00:04:05,552 --> 00:04:07,686 Theme: "My heart will go on." 118 00:04:07,721 --> 00:04:10,022 Photo booth with Monica Lewinsky look-alike. 119 00:04:10,057 --> 00:04:11,891 After-party-- Megan Rickerson's house. 120 00:04:11,925 --> 00:04:14,226 Her parents used to let us drink as much as we wanted. 121 00:04:14,261 --> 00:04:16,395 That's--that's where we should have 122 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:17,563 this after-party. 123 00:04:17,597 --> 00:04:18,564 Or, no, we can't, 124 00:04:18,598 --> 00:04:20,399 because they moved to prison. 125 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,755 Prom is nothing but a huge party 126 00:04:21,768 --> 00:04:23,235 full of smiling, dancing people 127 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,670 enjoying themselves. 128 00:04:24,704 --> 00:04:26,672 It's literally my worst nightmare. 129 00:04:26,707 --> 00:04:27,940 And I hate punch. 130 00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:29,775 April Ludgate, 131 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:31,277 I'm gonna sing to you a song 132 00:04:31,311 --> 00:04:33,279 that I first wrote 15 years ago 133 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:36,882 for my prom date, Sarah Weiss. 134 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,884 ♪ You're as hot as the sun ♪ 135 00:04:38,919 --> 00:04:41,120 ♪ but you're as cold as ice ♪ 136 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:44,623 ♪ let me take you to paradise ♪ 137 00:04:44,658 --> 00:04:46,792 ♪ come on, roll the dice ♪ 138 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:49,128 ♪ it will be twice as nice ♪ 139 00:04:49,162 --> 00:04:54,967 ♪ Sarah Wei--April Ludgate ♪ 140 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:58,804 ♪ will you go to prom with me? ♪ 141 00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,805 Boom! 142 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,973 Will you? 143 00:05:01,007 --> 00:05:03,142 Fine. I'll go with you, 144 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:04,844 because Leslie's making us, 145 00:05:04,878 --> 00:05:06,112 and we live together, 146 00:05:06,146 --> 00:05:07,780 and we only have one car right now 147 00:05:07,814 --> 00:05:09,014 because you laked mine. 148 00:05:09,049 --> 00:05:10,349 What does "laked" mean? 149 00:05:10,383 --> 00:05:11,851 I tried to jump it over a lake. 150 00:05:11,885 --> 00:05:13,686 Why don't you stay out of our conversations, Larry! 151 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,955 Will do. 152 00:05:15,989 --> 00:05:17,123 So I want to show you 153 00:05:17,157 --> 00:05:18,791 some very cool before and after pictures 154 00:05:18,825 --> 00:05:20,192 of Cherryhurst Park, 155 00:05:20,227 --> 00:05:22,828 one of our greatest accomplishments. 156 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,497 Why are you showing me all this? 157 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:25,831 Because I think you have a real knack 158 00:05:25,866 --> 00:05:27,667 for public service. We here at the parks department 159 00:05:27,701 --> 00:05:29,135 have something called 160 00:05:29,169 --> 00:05:31,637 "The April Ludgate Summer Solstice Druid Festival 161 00:05:31,671 --> 00:05:33,539 and Buffalo Wings Eating Contest." 162 00:05:33,573 --> 00:05:35,174 I don't know why I let her name it. 163 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:37,843 Basically, it's a summer internship program. 164 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:39,545 I think you'd be great. 165 00:05:39,579 --> 00:05:41,013 Do you want to work here? 166 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:42,948 Definitely! I'm totally interested. 167 00:05:42,983 --> 00:05:44,917 - Great. - Allison Gliffert. 168 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:46,252 Hi, Mr. Swanson. 169 00:05:46,286 --> 00:05:47,753 You two know each other? 170 00:05:47,788 --> 00:05:49,255 Is there some secret society 171 00:05:49,289 --> 00:05:51,023 for the greatest humans on earth? 172 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:53,326 Do you meet Tom Hanks and Elena Kagan 173 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,327 in the Statue of Liberty's crown? 174 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:58,497 God, this fake club I'm inventing is amazing. 175 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,199 Allison's father owns the hardware store 176 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,267 I've been going to 177 00:06:01,301 --> 00:06:03,302 since before Allison was even born. 178 00:06:03,337 --> 00:06:05,604 What brings you to the festering putrid stink hole 179 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:07,740 on the armpit of freedom? 180 00:06:07,774 --> 00:06:08,874 That's what he calls city hall. 181 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:10,843 Um, Leslie was just telling me 182 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:12,044 about your summer internship, 183 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:13,345 and I was thinking about taking it. 184 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:14,814 Oh, no, no, no, no. 185 00:06:14,848 --> 00:06:15,848 No. 186 00:06:15,882 --> 00:06:17,416 I respect your father too much 187 00:06:17,451 --> 00:06:19,418 to let his daughter work for free 188 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:20,653 for the government. 189 00:06:20,687 --> 00:06:22,722 Why don't you get a paying job for the summer? 190 00:06:22,756 --> 00:06:24,824 Why don't you shut your mustache? 191 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:26,726 - Sorry. - You know what? 192 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,860 Tim Hautner, 193 00:06:27,895 --> 00:06:29,128 who owns the sawmill out on Lowell Drive, 194 00:06:29,162 --> 00:06:30,496 is a personal friend. 195 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:33,199 He's always looking for bright young employees 196 00:06:33,233 --> 00:06:36,202 to give money to in exchange for honest work. 197 00:06:36,236 --> 00:06:37,470 That would be awesome. 198 00:06:37,504 --> 00:06:38,904 I definitely need money for school. 199 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:39,939 Oh, really? 200 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:41,107 Is it worth a few bucks 201 00:06:41,141 --> 00:06:42,575 to get a million splinters in your fingers 202 00:06:42,609 --> 00:06:44,944 and then cut off your fingers accidentally, 203 00:06:44,978 --> 00:06:47,279 'cause that will happen. 204 00:06:47,314 --> 00:06:50,916 I have tolerated Leslie's pro-government ways 205 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:53,586 because her annoying kindness and generosity 206 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,888 sneakily made me like her as a person. 207 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:58,958 But I draw the line at corrupting America's youth. 208 00:06:58,992 --> 00:07:01,093 I'm sure I can get Allison a job 209 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:02,762 at Tim Hautner's sawmill. 210 00:07:02,796 --> 00:07:05,097 I once did him a favor. 211 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:07,199 I built his sawmill. 212 00:07:07,234 --> 00:07:08,701 I may be leaving this office soon. 213 00:07:08,735 --> 00:07:11,237 I need to plant seeds for the next generation. 214 00:07:11,271 --> 00:07:13,205 Interns become full-time staff, 215 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,707 become department directors. 216 00:07:14,741 --> 00:07:16,375 Circle of life. 217 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:17,643 The seasons turn. 218 00:07:17,677 --> 00:07:20,613 It's really quite beautiful. 219 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:22,281 And if Ron tries to stop me, 220 00:07:22,315 --> 00:07:24,628 he can eat a big ol' bowl of butts. 221 00:07:26,052 --> 00:07:28,028 Hee hee! Hah hah yeah! 222 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,748 Pawnee! 223 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,617 Class of '99! 224 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,252 Uh-huh! 225 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,721 Ooh! 226 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:39,119 Girl, you look creepy. 227 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:40,460 Would you like a drink? 228 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,962 - All this stuff is free. - No, it's not. 229 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,520 Why'd you pay for a limo? 230 00:07:43,554 --> 00:07:44,788 Because it's prom. 231 00:07:44,822 --> 00:07:46,089 If you don't show up in a limo, 232 00:07:46,123 --> 00:07:47,323 legally, they can't let you in. 233 00:07:47,358 --> 00:07:49,059 Does your mom want to take pictures? 234 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,794 Uh, yeah, she does. 235 00:07:50,828 --> 00:07:52,329 Hey, hey! Orin! 236 00:07:52,363 --> 00:07:53,630 Who's Orin? 237 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:56,132 I'm April's mom. 238 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,068 You two look adorable. 239 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:01,037 Ugh, just take the picture already, mom. 240 00:08:01,072 --> 00:08:03,406 My baby is all grown up. 241 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,375 Have her home by 11:00. 242 00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:07,210 Mom, stop embarrassing me. 243 00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:09,713 Say good-bye to your father. 244 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,584 Bye, dad. 245 00:08:14,618 --> 00:08:15,919 Good night, sir. 246 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,713 This is all the stuff we have to work with? 247 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:19,155 Where's everything I requested? 248 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:20,390 Where's my smoke machine? 249 00:08:20,424 --> 00:08:21,858 Where's my girls dressed in Teddy Bear costumes? 250 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:22,892 Where's my Yeezus Mountain? 251 00:08:22,927 --> 00:08:24,094 Yeah, tell me about it. 252 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,196 I specifically requested elliptical cartridges 253 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,864 for the turntables. 254 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,699 How am I supposed to keep my Husker Du albums 255 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:31,067 in near-mint condish? 256 00:08:31,102 --> 00:08:32,235 Hey, I have an idea. 257 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,503 Why don't you throw them in the garbage? 258 00:08:33,537 --> 00:08:35,972 My prom was right after I got impeached, 259 00:08:36,007 --> 00:08:38,808 so I couldn't leave the house without being egged. 260 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:42,312 But my parents threw me a prom in our living room. 261 00:08:42,346 --> 00:08:45,181 I think I'm still messed up from it. 262 00:08:45,216 --> 00:08:47,317 I was actually only at my prom for 15 minutes. 263 00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:49,152 By the time I got my Armani suit pressed 264 00:08:49,186 --> 00:08:52,355 and got the little dimple on my tie just right, 265 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:53,790 it was 11:45 P.M. 266 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,291 My date was pretty pissed, 267 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,295 but, uh, I looked fly as hell. 268 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,630 Leslie, thanks again. 269 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,732 We just wouldn't have had a prom without you. 270 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,901 This is A-plus work. 271 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,070 A-plus! Thank you, Principal Russell. 272 00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:08,204 Can I get that in writing? 273 00:09:08,239 --> 00:09:09,472 Oh-ho, Leslie. 274 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,741 You haven't changed since high school. 275 00:09:11,776 --> 00:09:13,376 I can't believe he gave you an A-plus. 276 00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:14,544 Oh, did he? I didn't even notice. 277 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:15,712 No bigs. 278 00:09:15,746 --> 00:09:17,386 Listen, Allison, I have a question for you 279 00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:19,082 that's very important and very serious. 280 00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,083 Listen to me closely. 281 00:09:21,118 --> 00:09:22,252 Will you help me 282 00:09:22,286 --> 00:09:23,453 orchestrate the balloon drop? 283 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:26,523 Ms. Knope, 284 00:09:26,557 --> 00:09:27,924 it'd be my honor. 285 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,926 Oh, hooray! 286 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,594 - Allison. - Oh. 287 00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:33,163 I was subcontracted by the government 288 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,497 to construct a lighting rig. 289 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,599 Would like to help me 290 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,767 screw some angle irons onto some 2x4s? 291 00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:40,270 - I'll give you $40. - Yeah, sure. 292 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:42,138 I'll just be over here having fun. 293 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:43,139 See you soon! 294 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:44,474 I know what you're doing, Ron, 295 00:09:44,508 --> 00:09:45,709 and I will defeat you. 296 00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:46,943 Mark my words. 297 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,445 Stop wasting helium. 298 00:09:48,479 --> 00:09:49,779 It is intended for welding 299 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:51,014 and filling air ships. 300 00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:53,416 I attended prom 301 00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:54,818 with Susan Hofler. 302 00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:56,152 Picked her up in my truck, 303 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:58,655 we slow-danced to a Merle Haggard song, 304 00:09:58,689 --> 00:10:00,156 and then I left early 305 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:02,025 to go to my shift at the quarry. 306 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,694 I was 12 years old. 307 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,696 Never went again. 308 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,633 Felt like I had outgrown it. 309 00:10:11,836 --> 00:10:14,037 Well, we did it. We went to prom. 310 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,272 Yay! Let's go now. 311 00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:16,439 No! What? Are you kidding? 312 00:10:16,474 --> 00:10:17,707 This is awesome. 313 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,975 Look around. 314 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,110 The bloom of youth. 315 00:10:20,144 --> 00:10:22,379 Like flowers on the sunset 316 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,781 of an eagle's poetry. 317 00:10:24,815 --> 00:10:27,651 - Andy, I hate teenagers. - If you give this a chance, 318 00:10:27,685 --> 00:10:29,486 you're gonna love it, I promise. 319 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,987 It's like the movie Expendables 2. 320 00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:32,322 First time, hated it. 321 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:34,324 Second time, hated it. 322 00:10:34,358 --> 00:10:36,826 Third time, it was okay. 323 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:38,695 But then the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, tenth time 324 00:10:38,729 --> 00:10:40,196 I watched it, 325 00:10:40,231 --> 00:10:41,865 I realized something. 326 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,366 It's just--it's not good. 327 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,634 It's not a good movie. 328 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:46,836 Now that I've convinced you, 329 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,338 why don't we go dance? 330 00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:50,674 Um, I'm gonna go to the girls' bathroom 331 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,342 to check the trash cans for babies, 332 00:10:52,376 --> 00:10:54,010 but you can dance if you want. 333 00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,712 Really? I love you! Thank you! 334 00:10:55,746 --> 00:10:57,180 ♪ Money's the motivation ♪ 335 00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:58,849 ♪ money's the conversation ♪ 336 00:10:58,883 --> 00:10:59,883 ♪ you on vacation ♪ 337 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,151 ♪ we gettin' paid so ♪ 338 00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:03,887 Uh, hey, no one's really feeling this. 339 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:06,056 All right, not a 2 Chainz crowd. 340 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,658 I'll throw on some yeezy in a second. 341 00:11:08,693 --> 00:11:10,227 Jeezy? 342 00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:11,328 Weezy? 343 00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:13,496 Oh! 344 00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:15,332 You want some of that classic stuff. 345 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,233 All right, I'll break you off some of that Ja Rule. 346 00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:19,336 Who's Ja Rule? 347 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,604 What? 348 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,938 How do you-- wha-- 349 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,239 who's what? 350 00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:24,674 The stuff you're playing is so old, 351 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,843 it's probably trinking on grizzledump. 352 00:11:26,877 --> 00:11:28,211 Hey, what's grizzledump? 353 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:29,946 And why is trinking on it bad? 354 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,548 Oh, my God. 355 00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:33,383 I don't know what's cool anymore. 356 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,218 What's grizzledump, Ben? 357 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:37,087 What's grizzledump? 358 00:11:37,121 --> 00:11:39,622 ♪ This moment, we own it ♪ 359 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,759 So have you ever pulled a ceremonial cord before? 360 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:43,953 There's a little trick to it. 361 00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,395 You want to hold it-- not too tight, 362 00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:47,063 sort of like a firm handshake-- 363 00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:49,566 and then move towards the ground 364 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,134 in a rope-pulling motion. 365 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,403 So just pull the rope? 366 00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:54,404 That's right. 367 00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:56,239 Thanks, Leslie, for this, 368 00:11:56,274 --> 00:11:58,508 and for making prom happen in the first place. 369 00:11:58,542 --> 00:11:59,782 Oh, you don't have to thank me. 370 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,745 Working for the government is its own reward-- 371 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:02,879 Run, Allison, run. 372 00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:04,547 You're wasting your time, Leslie. 373 00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,550 Allison and I already had a good talk 374 00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,718 about the power of the hard-earned dollar. 375 00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:11,321 Don't listen to him. Now, when you pull the rope, 376 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,656 don't look at the balloons. 377 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,658 Look at the faces of the people 378 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,126 as the balloons drop. 379 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,594 That's what government is about. 380 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:18,762 Look at the faces. 381 00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,263 No, look at the cage 382 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,265 that is holding all of those balloons. 383 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,935 I assembled that cage and was paid for my labor, 384 00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:26,269 and I will use the money 385 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,071 to buy shelter, fuel, and medicine. 386 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,072 Watch the cage. 387 00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,774 Pull the rope. Watch the faces. 388 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:32,943 - Watch the cage. - Watch the faces! 389 00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:34,344 Uh, erm... 390 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,649 Congratulations, Ron. You've ruined prom. 391 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,351 Everybody's having a terrible time. 392 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:46,289 I didn't go to my prom. 393 00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,592 I was dating an older fella back then. 394 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:50,260 Like I'm gonna dance with a bunch of kids 395 00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:51,928 while he's coaching Duke to the final four. 396 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:54,664 I just want to go home, but I feel bad 397 00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:56,333 because Andy's having such a good time. 398 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:00,937 Whoa! 399 00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:04,007 How can I love someone when I hate everything he loves? 400 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,041 That's not true. 401 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,543 He loves a lot of dumb stuff, 402 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,011 but he loves you the most. 403 00:13:08,045 --> 00:13:09,846 If something's bothering you, just tell him. 404 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,681 It's always better to be direct. 405 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,650 Hey, girl. Are you ready to go? 406 00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:15,218 I feel like I told you to wait in the car. 407 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,887 Yeah. 408 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,289 See? 409 00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:20,790 Be direct. 410 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,894 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 411 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:25,929 Ugh! 412 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:27,230 You're finished, Knope. 413 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,566 I just spoke with Tim Hautner from the sawmill 414 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,234 on my mobile telephone, 415 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,403 and he's offering Allison a paying job. 416 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,338 She'll be assistant to the head mulcher. 417 00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:36,506 Beat that. 418 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,174 First of all, your telephone is ridiculous. 419 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,843 And second of all, I already beat it. 420 00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,278 She's gonna take that internship. 421 00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:43,113 She pulled the rope. There's no turning back! 422 00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,448 Leslie. Mr. Swanson. 423 00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:48,051 May I see both of you in my office? 424 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:49,586 Now. 425 00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:52,889 It has come to my attention 426 00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:55,825 that both of you have been harassing Allison 427 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,661 about her summer employment decisions. 428 00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,329 I wouldn't say "harassing" 429 00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:01,765 so much as persistently tormenting. 430 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,833 I am disappointed in you, Leslie. 431 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,102 No! Don't be disappointed in me. 432 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,737 I've never had a principal or a teacher 433 00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:09,072 be disappointed in me. 434 00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:10,740 I'm not sure that I'm equipped to handle it. 435 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,695 Whatever's going on between you two and Allison 436 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,344 ends right now. 437 00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:16,780 This is supposed to be a fun event for the kids. 438 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,114 You're absolutely right, 439 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,383 and I will bow out immediately. 440 00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:21,551 Thank you. 441 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,053 I think the only thing that matters 442 00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:24,888 is whatever A-pluses 443 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,723 may or may not have been handed out, 444 00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:28,892 you know, are still in effect 445 00:14:28,926 --> 00:14:30,026 in perpetuity. 446 00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:31,861 I have your word, then. 447 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,129 This ends now? 448 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,599 Absolutely. 449 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,200 Attention, everyone. 450 00:14:37,234 --> 00:14:39,536 Now it is time for the most magical moment 451 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,038 of any high school prom: 452 00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:43,707 The announcement of the winner 453 00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,776 of the Parks and Recreation's coveted summer internship. 454 00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:50,247 Without further ado, 455 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:51,915 help me congratulate 456 00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,750 Allison Gliffert! 457 00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,786 Can we get a little music here maybe? 458 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,922 Probably just ruin the moment with something lame. 459 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,257 Leslie, I told you. 460 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,591 I don't know what I'm doing this summer. 461 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,106 That's okay. I know what you're doing. 462 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,394 You're gonna take this internship. 463 00:15:04,428 --> 00:15:06,029 You're gonna fall in love with public service. 464 00:15:06,063 --> 00:15:07,397 You're gonna rise through the ranks. 465 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:08,899 You'll take over Ron's job as parks director. 466 00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,400 You'll win a seat in congress, 467 00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,302 and then you and I will run against each other as president, 468 00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:13,776 but right before we find out who won, 469 00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:15,238 I'm gonna pat you on the back and say, 470 00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:17,574 "It's your turn, kid." 471 00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:18,816 Sorry, children. 472 00:15:18,936 --> 00:15:20,367 Forget this happened. 473 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,813 Continue with your awkward close-quarters gyrating. 474 00:15:23,848 --> 00:15:25,815 And if this is the evening 475 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,524 you decide to have sex, use protection, please! 476 00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:32,731 Dude, if you're not gonna play anything, 477 00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:33,722 I'm stepping in. 478 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:35,224 Go ahead. Play whatever you want. 479 00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:36,258 Can't be any worse than this. 480 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,034 Hey, I love this song! 481 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,302 You actually like this? 482 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,204 Yeah, dude, it's classic rock. 483 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,939 Well, there's more where that came from, 484 00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:52,074 snoopies! 485 00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,075 Sorry. 486 00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:54,410 Tried to use slang. 487 00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:55,578 That just came out. 488 00:15:55,612 --> 00:15:57,413 I only listen to CDs. 489 00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,748 It's the way music like this was meant to be heard. 490 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,585 But it's not even auto-tuned. 491 00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:05,421 Where'd you get that dress? 492 00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,089 I was buried in it. 493 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,559 Babe, huge news. 494 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,263 I just got us invited to Damian Keating's barn party. 495 00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,266 He's captain of the soccer team, 496 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,601 and he has a fake I.D., 497 00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:21,504 so I think he can get us all free beer. 498 00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,606 What's wrong? 499 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,741 There's cupcakes and music. 500 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,309 Why aren't you having fun? 501 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:30,479 Because this prom reminds me that... 502 00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:32,781 you had, like, a million friends in high school 503 00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:34,917 and everyone thought you were awesome, 504 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:37,753 and I spent four years making fun of everyone 505 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,756 and hiding mops so the janitor would think he was going insane. 506 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,158 If we went to high school together, 507 00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:43,325 we would have never started dating, 508 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,494 which means that... 509 00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,996 we would have never gotten married, 510 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,198 and I don't like thinking about that. 511 00:16:49,232 --> 00:16:51,033 Hey, maybe we wouldn't have gotten together 512 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,701 if we were in high school. 513 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:56,338 But that's because kids in high school are idiots. 514 00:16:56,373 --> 00:16:57,673 The only thing that matters is 515 00:16:57,707 --> 00:17:00,109 that we found each other right now, 516 00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:01,811 and it's the best. 517 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,880 You know what? 518 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,048 Let's bail. 519 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,983 We got that limo for three more hours. 520 00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:09,418 I think the extra length 521 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:11,287 could help us get us over that lake. 522 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,489 No. Let's stay. 523 00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:14,790 I'll have fun. 524 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,025 I promise. 525 00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:19,362 I have never told you this, 526 00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:21,864 but I actually have a ten-point scale 527 00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,100 for how insane you are being. 528 00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:26,335 I observe your behavior, 529 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:28,204 and if it's a five or below, I say nothing. 530 00:17:28,238 --> 00:17:30,039 Smart. Saves a lot of time. 531 00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:32,041 If it reaches a six, 532 00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:33,709 like for example the incident 533 00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:36,278 with the girls' soccer uniforms back in '05... 534 00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:38,781 They wrote all the team names in pink. 535 00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:40,616 Nobody told them to do that. 536 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,852 I try to steer you back to safety. 537 00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,854 A seven is when I lock you in your office 538 00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,455 until you cool down. 539 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:49,225 This Allison Gliffert thing may have hit an eight. 540 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,894 I have the police on standby. 541 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,729 It's your move. 542 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:57,166 I'm thinking of leaving Pawnee, 543 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,568 moving to Chicago. 544 00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:01,070 I just need to make sure 545 00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:04,406 that the future is secure around here when I leave. 546 00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,574 You know? 547 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,076 Allison would become April, 548 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,078 and then April would become me. 549 00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:10,246 I mean, let's face it, Ron. 550 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,347 I love you, 551 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,115 but you're hopeless without me. 552 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:16,118 Blueprints for the future 553 00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:17,520 are a fool's errand. 554 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,688 They're like blueprints for a house. 555 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,023 Nice to have, 556 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,358 but any foreman with half a brain 557 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,793 doesn't need to look at them. 558 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:27,296 One day, this year or maybe the next, 559 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,965 you're gonna be somewhere else. 560 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,601 So enjoy yourself now. 561 00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:34,937 Damn it. 562 00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:37,106 I just wish once 563 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,809 you would say something stupid so I could ignore it. 564 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:44,747 Attention, please. The votes are in. 565 00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:47,850 And your Pawnee high prom king and queen 566 00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:51,487 are...Lucy Taylor 567 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,988 and Andy Dwyer! 568 00:18:53,023 --> 00:18:54,323 What? 569 00:18:54,358 --> 00:18:56,158 I broke the box, and I threw away all the votes, 570 00:18:56,193 --> 00:18:57,927 and I voted for you a thousand times. 571 00:18:57,961 --> 00:18:59,829 You should get on up there, King Dwyer. 572 00:19:01,364 --> 00:19:02,565 Not without my queen. 573 00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,503 Hi, Pawnee High. 574 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,971 As your prom king, 575 00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:10,473 I'm your ruler. 576 00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:12,908 Silence! 577 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,678 My first decree of power 578 00:19:15,712 --> 00:19:19,148 is to declare that the prom queen 579 00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:21,150 shall be my wife, April Ludgate, 580 00:19:21,184 --> 00:19:23,018 who is the best thing that's ever happened to me 581 00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:25,187 who came to prom even though she hates it. 582 00:19:25,222 --> 00:19:26,188 Give me this. 583 00:19:26,223 --> 00:19:27,456 Always next year. 584 00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:29,291 No, there isn't. I'm a senior. 585 00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,160 This is your wife? How old are you? 586 00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:33,462 He's 33, and I'm 47/immortal. 587 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:34,463 Get out. 588 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,665 High school forever! 589 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:40,536 Yeah, you're having fun now. 590 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,538 I rigged an election and got kicked out of prom. 591 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,006 I can get on board with that. 592 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,334 ♪ I look just like buddy holly ♪ 593 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,735 ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ 594 00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:53,785 ♪ and you're Mary Tyler Moore ♪ 595 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,338 My life is over. 596 00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:57,590 I'm officially old and uncool. 597 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,659 Might as well start wearing a plaid shirt 598 00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:01,261 and a tie and khakis 599 00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:02,495 and whatever shoes you're wearing. 600 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,963 Look, the fact that you don't know 601 00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,800 what high schoolers are into doesn't make you uncool. 602 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,635 It makes you a normal human adult. 603 00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:11,204 You haven't had time to keep up 'cause the last few years, 604 00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:12,705 you started two different businesses. 605 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,107 I guess that's true. 606 00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:16,609 Richard Branson and Mark Cuban are too busy making deals 607 00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:18,278 to keep up with what the kids are into. 608 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,380 How else do you explain their terrible haircuts? 609 00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,048 And, hey, you may be old, 610 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,716 but you'll never be as old as me. 611 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,719 Yeah. You're old as [bleep]. 612 00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:27,821 Thanks, Ben. 613 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:29,455 Glad I could help. 614 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:33,326 ♪ The show goes on all night ♪ 615 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,662 Allison, we wanted to apologize 616 00:20:35,696 --> 00:20:37,230 for acting so bananas. 617 00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:39,499 You just have so much promise, we got excited. 618 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,401 You're a good kid. And whatever you choose, 619 00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,036 you'll be great at it. 620 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:45,038 I have to say I admire you both. 621 00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,406 You were right, Leslie. 622 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,641 Watching all those happy faces, it felt amazing. 623 00:20:48,676 --> 00:20:50,076 But it was really nice 624 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,978 to build something and get paid for it. 625 00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:53,813 Ugh, Ron, she is so thoughtful and grounded. 626 00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:55,682 Get her away from me, or I'm gonna kidnap her 627 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:57,217 and try to mentor her to death. 628 00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,920 Oh, let me introduce you to my boyfriend. 629 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,655 Greg Pikitis. 630 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,157 What up, Knope? 631 00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:06,159 Hello, Gregory. 632 00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:07,494 You guys know each other? 633 00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:09,095 You might say that. 634 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,831 Come on, baby. Let's get out of here. 635 00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,166 That's that horrible kid 636 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,668 who used to prank us all the time, right? 637 00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:17,003 Offer is off the table. 638 00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:18,938 She's a terrible person with terrible judgment. 639 00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:25,678 Pikitis! 640 00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:31,922 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com