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God!
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Sorry! Sorry!
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What's happening?
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I can't hear!
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And I'm dying!
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Baby, relax.
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I just wanted to surprise you.
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Open the bottom drawer
and read the cake.
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"Will you go to prom with me?"
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Well, this just keeps
getting weirder.
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Because of the merger,
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schools have had
to make some cuts,
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and the first thing to go
was the senior prom.
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So as a last-minute hail Mary,
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the parks department
is throwing prom for them.
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They also wanted
to cut A.P. Latin,
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so I volunteered to teach Latin.
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Which reminds me,
I need to learn Latin.
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I can't stop thinking
about that job in Chicago,
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and I think this prom
will be a good distraction.
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In my senior year
when I couldn't decide
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between Indiana and Amherst,
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I focused all my energy
on planning my prom,
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and it was the best prom ever.
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Plus, I made out with Harvey
from the A.V. Club.
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Hmm, I think
I'm jealous of Harvey.
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You shouldn't be.
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A few weeks later,
he almost died
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from a VCR electrocution.
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Legend has it
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that he can still
turn on a microwave
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just by blinking at it.
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The point is,
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will you go to the prom with me?
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Well, I thought
you'd never ask,
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because we're nearing 40.
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Course I will.
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Yay! Prom!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, we are making progress,
prom committee.
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Now, our budget
is basically zero,
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so we're gonna need
to cover all the jobs
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that we would normally
hire people for.
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Tom, you're in charge of music.
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Oh, man.
Well, all right.
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Aw, did you want to DJ,
little puppy?
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I didn't know
that little puppies
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could operate an iPod
with their little puppy paws.
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Eew and boo.
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This kind of thing is getting
out of hand with you two.
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Y'all are on official warning.
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I did DJ a little
back in the day.
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I had a show called
"Zoot Suit Wyatt"
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on Carleton College radio.
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Tuesdays from 3:00 to 5:00 A.M.,
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I was the king of swing.
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I thought
we as a culture agreed
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to forget the year
that everyone was into swing.
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Okay, Ben, you can co-DJ
with Tom.
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- Yes.
- What! No!
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If you eclipse my flavor
in any way,
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we'll have a problem.
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All right, Allison,
you are in charge
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of choosing the prom theme,
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and now it has to be perfect
and magical
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and look like a million bucks
but cost zero bucks.
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So what do you got?
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I was thinking the theme
could be "Fairy tale."
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The theater department
did Into the Woods last year,
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and we still have the scenery.
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I laid out
some preliminary plans
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in this binder.
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Wow!
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Are those jense-trodder
color tabs?
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I thought those
were discontinued.
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They were.
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I had to order them
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through some Mexican
back channels.
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Juan Julio Oficina Supplies?
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I thought
they went out of business.
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They did, but they opened up
a new one in Oaxaca.
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What is happening right now?
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Okay, everybody
get back to work.
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And, Allison,
come by my office later
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so we can keep crushing it.
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All right,
let's go over our set list.
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- Set list? No need.
- So, what,
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you're just gonna put your iPod
on shuffle?
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No, but I could.
You want to know why?
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Because every single song
you own is a banger?
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Every song I download
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has to pass a series
of rigorous tests
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to answer one simple question:
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Is it a banger?
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How many beats per minute?
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How many drops?
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How dope are the drops?
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Were any acoustic instruments
used?
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If so, it is not a banger.
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I once accidentally downloaded
a Lumineers song.
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I had to throw away
my whole computer
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just to be safe.
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I feel like, to me,
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set list flow is very important.
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I mean,
we're basically vibe curators.
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Ugh. Oh, no.
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I hope that high school
auditorium's big enough,
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'cause I'm bringing
10,000 maniacs.
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Sometimes it's really hard
to be friends with you.
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Thank God we don't have
to be seen together.
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Yes, we do.
We're co-DJs.
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Not anymore.
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You're working with...
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DJ Robo Drop.
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♪ Ba-da-da, mm, mm, mm,
mm-mm ♪
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Oh, I hope that this prom
is exactly like my senior prom.
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Theme:
"My heart will go on."
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Photo booth
with Monica Lewinsky look-alike.
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After-party--
Megan Rickerson's house.
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Her parents used to let us drink
as much as we wanted.
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That's--that's
where we should have
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this after-party.
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Or, no, we can't,
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because they moved to prison.
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Prom is nothing
but a huge party
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full of smiling, dancing people
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enjoying themselves.
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It's literally
my worst nightmare.
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And I hate punch.
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April Ludgate,
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I'm gonna sing to you a song
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that I first wrote 15 years ago
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for my prom date, Sarah Weiss.
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♪ You're as hot as the sun ♪
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♪ but you're as cold as ice ♪
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♪ let me take you to paradise ♪
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♪ come on, roll the dice ♪
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♪ it will be twice as nice ♪
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♪ Sarah Wei--April Ludgate ♪
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♪ will you go to prom with me? ♪
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Boom!
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Will you?
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Fine.
I'll go with you,
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because Leslie's making us,
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and we live together,
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and we only have one car
right now
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because you laked mine.
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What does "laked" mean?
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I tried to jump it over a lake.
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Why don't you stay out
of our conversations, Larry!
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Will do.
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So I want to show you
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some very cool
before and after pictures
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of Cherryhurst Park,
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one of our greatest
accomplishments.
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Why are you showing me
all this?
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Because I think
you have a real knack
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for public service.
We here at the parks department
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have something called
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"The April Ludgate
Summer Solstice Druid Festival
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and Buffalo Wings
Eating Contest."
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I don't know why
I let her name it.
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Basically, it's a summer
internship program.
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I think you'd be great.
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Do you want to work here?
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Definitely!
I'm totally interested.
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- Great.
- Allison Gliffert.
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Hi, Mr. Swanson.
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You two know each other?
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Is there some secret society
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for the greatest humans
on earth?
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Do you meet Tom Hanks
and Elena Kagan
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in the Statue
of Liberty's crown?
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God, this fake club
I'm inventing is amazing.
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Allison's father
owns the hardware store
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I've been going to
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since before Allison
was even born.
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What brings you to the festering
putrid stink hole
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on the armpit of freedom?
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That's what he calls city hall.
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Um, Leslie was just telling me
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about your summer internship,
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and I was thinking
about taking it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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I respect your father too much
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to let his daughter
work for free
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for the government.
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Why don't you get a paying job
for the summer?
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Why don't you shut
your mustache?
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- Sorry.
- You know what?
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Tim Hautner,
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who owns the sawmill out
on Lowell Drive,
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is a personal friend.
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He's always looking
for bright young employees
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to give money to
in exchange for honest work.
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That would be awesome.
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I definitely need money
for school.
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Oh, really?
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Is it worth a few bucks
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to get a million splinters
in your fingers
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and then cut off your fingers
accidentally,
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'cause that will happen.
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I have tolerated Leslie's
pro-government ways
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because her annoying kindness
and generosity
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sneakily made me like her
as a person.
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But I draw the line
at corrupting America's youth.
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I'm sure I can get Allison a job
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at Tim Hautner's sawmill.
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I once did him a favor.
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I built his sawmill.
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I may be
leaving this office soon.
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I need to plant seeds
for the next generation.
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Interns become full-time staff,
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become department directors.
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Circle of life.
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The seasons turn.
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It's really quite beautiful.
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And if Ron tries to stop me,
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he can eat
a big ol' bowl of butts.
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Hee hee!
Hah hah yeah!
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Pawnee!
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Class of '99!
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Uh-huh!
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Ooh!
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Girl, you look creepy.
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Would you like a drink?
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- All this stuff is free.
- No, it's not.
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Why'd you pay for a limo?
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Because it's prom.
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If you don't show up in a limo,
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legally, they can't let you in.
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Does your mom want
to take pictures?
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Uh, yeah, she does.
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Hey, hey! Orin!
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Who's Orin?
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I'm April's mom.
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You two look adorable.
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Ugh, just take the picture
already, mom.
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My baby is all grown up.
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Have her home by 11:00.
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Mom, stop embarrassing me.
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Say good-bye to your father.
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Bye, dad.
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Good night, sir.
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This is all the stuff
we have to work with?
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Where's everything I requested?
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Where's my smoke machine?
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Where's my girls dressed
in Teddy Bear costumes?
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Where's my Yeezus Mountain?
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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I specifically requested
elliptical cartridges
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for the turntables.
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How am I supposed to keep
my Husker Du albums
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in near-mint condish?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you throw them
in the garbage?
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My prom was right after
I got impeached,
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so I couldn't leave the house
without being egged.
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But my parents threw me a prom
in our living room.
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I think I'm still messed up
from it.
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I was actually only at my prom
for 15 minutes.
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By the time
I got my Armani suit pressed
264
00:08:49,186 --> 00:08:52,355
and got the little dimple
on my tie just right,
265
00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:53,790
it was 11:45 P.M.
266
00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,291
My date was pretty pissed,
267
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,295
but, uh, I looked fly as hell.
268
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,630
Leslie, thanks again.
269
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,732
We just wouldn't have
had a prom without you.
270
00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,901
This is A-plus work.
271
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,070
A-plus!
Thank you, Principal Russell.
272
00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:08,204
Can I get that in writing?
273
00:09:08,239 --> 00:09:09,472
Oh-ho, Leslie.
274
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,741
You haven't changed
since high school.
275
00:09:11,776 --> 00:09:13,376
I can't believe
he gave you an A-plus.
276
00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:14,544
Oh, did he?
I didn't even notice.
277
00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:15,712
No bigs.
278
00:09:15,746 --> 00:09:17,386
Listen, Allison,
I have a question for you
279
00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:19,082
that's very important
and very serious.
280
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,083
Listen to me closely.
281
00:09:21,118 --> 00:09:22,252
Will you help me
282
00:09:22,286 --> 00:09:23,453
orchestrate the balloon drop?
283
00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:26,523
Ms. Knope,
284
00:09:26,557 --> 00:09:27,924
it'd be my honor.
285
00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,926
Oh, hooray!
286
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,594
- Allison.
- Oh.
287
00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:33,163
I was subcontracted
by the government
288
00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,497
to construct a lighting rig.
289
00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,599
Would like to help me
290
00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,767
screw some angle irons
onto some 2x4s?
291
00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:40,270
- I'll give you $40.
- Yeah, sure.
292
00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:42,138
I'll just
be over here having fun.
293
00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:43,139
See you soon!
294
00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:44,474
I know what you're doing, Ron,
295
00:09:44,508 --> 00:09:45,709
and I will defeat you.
296
00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:46,943
Mark my words.
297
00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,445
Stop wasting helium.
298
00:09:48,479 --> 00:09:49,779
It is intended for welding
299
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:51,014
and filling air ships.
300
00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:53,416
I attended prom
301
00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:54,818
with Susan Hofler.
302
00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:56,152
Picked her up in my truck,
303
00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:58,655
we slow-danced
to a Merle Haggard song,
304
00:09:58,689 --> 00:10:00,156
and then I left early
305
00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:02,025
to go to my shift at the quarry.
306
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,694
I was 12 years old.
307
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,696
Never went again.
308
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,633
Felt like I had outgrown it.
309
00:10:11,836 --> 00:10:14,037
Well, we did it.
We went to prom.
310
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,272
Yay!
Let's go now.
311
00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:16,439
No! What?
Are you kidding?
312
00:10:16,474 --> 00:10:17,707
This is awesome.
313
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,975
Look around.
314
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,110
The bloom of youth.
315
00:10:20,144 --> 00:10:22,379
Like flowers on the sunset
316
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,781
of an eagle's poetry.
317
00:10:24,815 --> 00:10:27,651
- Andy, I hate teenagers.
- If you give this a chance,
318
00:10:27,685 --> 00:10:29,486
you're gonna love it,
I promise.
319
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,987
It's like the movie
Expendables 2.
320
00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:32,322
First time, hated it.
321
00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:34,324
Second time, hated it.
322
00:10:34,358 --> 00:10:36,826
Third time, it was okay.
323
00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:38,695
But then the fourth, fifth,
sixth, seventh, tenth time
324
00:10:38,729 --> 00:10:40,196
I watched it,
325
00:10:40,231 --> 00:10:41,865
I realized something.
326
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,366
It's just--it's not good.
327
00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,634
It's not a good movie.
328
00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:46,836
Now that I've convinced you,
329
00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,338
why don't we go dance?
330
00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:50,674
Um, I'm gonna go
to the girls' bathroom
331
00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,342
to check the trash cans
for babies,
332
00:10:52,376 --> 00:10:54,010
but you can dance if you want.
333
00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,712
Really? I love you!
Thank you!
334
00:10:55,746 --> 00:10:57,180
♪ Money's the motivation ♪
335
00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:58,849
♪ money's the conversation ♪
336
00:10:58,883 --> 00:10:59,883
♪ you on vacation ♪
337
00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,151
♪ we gettin' paid so ♪
338
00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:03,887
Uh, hey,
no one's really feeling this.
339
00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:06,056
All right,
not a 2 Chainz crowd.
340
00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,658
I'll throw on some yeezy
in a second.
341
00:11:08,693 --> 00:11:10,227
Jeezy?
342
00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:11,328
Weezy?
343
00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:13,496
Oh!
344
00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:15,332
You want some
of that classic stuff.
345
00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,233
All right, I'll break you off
some of that Ja Rule.
346
00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:19,336
Who's Ja Rule?
347
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,604
What?
348
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,938
How do you--
wha--
349
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,239
who's what?
350
00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:24,674
The stuff you're playing
is so old,
351
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,843
it's probably trinking
on grizzledump.
352
00:11:26,877 --> 00:11:28,211
Hey, what's grizzledump?
353
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:29,946
And why is trinking on it bad?
354
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,548
Oh, my God.
355
00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:33,383
I don't know
what's cool anymore.
356
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,218
What's grizzledump, Ben?
357
00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:37,087
What's grizzledump?
358
00:11:37,121 --> 00:11:39,622
♪ This moment, we own it ♪
359
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,759
So have you ever pulled
a ceremonial cord before?
360
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:43,953
There's a little trick to it.
361
00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,395
You want to hold it--
not too tight,
362
00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:47,063
sort of like a firm handshake--
363
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:49,566
and then move
towards the ground
364
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,134
in a rope-pulling motion.
365
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,403
So just pull the rope?
366
00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:54,404
That's right.
367
00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:56,239
Thanks, Leslie, for this,
368
00:11:56,274 --> 00:11:58,508
and for making prom happen
in the first place.
369
00:11:58,542 --> 00:11:59,782
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
370
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,745
Working for the government
is its own reward--
371
00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:02,879
Run, Allison, run.
372
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:04,547
You're wasting your time,
Leslie.
373
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,550
Allison and I already
had a good talk
374
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,718
about the power
of the hard-earned dollar.
375
00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:11,321
Don't listen to him.
Now, when you pull the rope,
376
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,656
don't look at the balloons.
377
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,658
Look at the faces of the people
378
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,126
as the balloons drop.
379
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,594
That's what government is about.
380
00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:18,762
Look at the faces.
381
00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,263
No, look at the cage
382
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,265
that is holding
all of those balloons.
383
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,935
I assembled that cage
and was paid for my labor,
384
00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:26,269
and I will use the money
385
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,071
to buy shelter, fuel,
and medicine.
386
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,072
Watch the cage.
387
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,774
Pull the rope.
Watch the faces.
388
00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:32,943
- Watch the cage.
- Watch the faces!
389
00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:34,344
Uh, erm...
390
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,649
Congratulations, Ron.
You've ruined prom.
391
00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,351
Everybody's having
a terrible time.
392
00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:46,289
I didn't go to my prom.
393
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,592
I was dating an older fella
back then.
394
00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:50,260
Like I'm gonna dance
with a bunch of kids
395
00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:51,928
while he's coaching Duke
to the final four.
396
00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:54,664
I just want to go home,
but I feel bad
397
00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:56,333
because Andy's having
such a good time.
398
00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:00,937
Whoa!
399
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:04,007
How can I love someone
when I hate everything he loves?
400
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,041
That's not true.
401
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,543
He loves a lot of dumb stuff,
402
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,011
but he loves you the most.
403
00:13:08,045 --> 00:13:09,846
If something's bothering you,
just tell him.
404
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,681
It's always better
to be direct.
405
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,650
Hey, girl.
Are you ready to go?
406
00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:15,218
I feel like I told you
to wait in the car.
407
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,887
Yeah.
408
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,289
See?
409
00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:20,790
Be direct.
410
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,894
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
411
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:25,929
Ugh!
412
00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:27,230
You're finished, Knope.
413
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,566
I just spoke with Tim Hautner
from the sawmill
414
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,234
on my mobile telephone,
415
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,403
and he's offering Allison
a paying job.
416
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,338
She'll be assistant
to the head mulcher.
417
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:36,506
Beat that.
418
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,174
First of all,
your telephone is ridiculous.
419
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,843
And second of all,
I already beat it.
420
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,278
She's gonna take
that internship.
421
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:43,113
She pulled the rope.
There's no turning back!
422
00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,448
Leslie.
Mr. Swanson.
423
00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:48,051
May I see both of you
in my office?
424
00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:49,586
Now.
425
00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:52,889
It has come to my attention
426
00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:55,825
that both of you have been
harassing Allison
427
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,661
about her summer employment
decisions.
428
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,329
I wouldn't say "harassing"
429
00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:01,765
so much as
persistently tormenting.
430
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,833
I am disappointed in you,
Leslie.
431
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,102
No!
Don't be disappointed in me.
432
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,737
I've never had a principal
or a teacher
433
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:09,072
be disappointed in me.
434
00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:10,740
I'm not sure that I'm equipped
to handle it.
435
00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,695
Whatever's going on
between you two and Allison
436
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,344
ends right now.
437
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:16,780
This is supposed
to be a fun event for the kids.
438
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,114
You're absolutely right,
439
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,383
and I will bow out immediately.
440
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:21,551
Thank you.
441
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,053
I think the only thing
that matters
442
00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:24,888
is whatever A-pluses
443
00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,723
may or may not
have been handed out,
444
00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:28,892
you know, are still in effect
445
00:14:28,926 --> 00:14:30,026
in perpetuity.
446
00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:31,861
I have your word, then.
447
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,129
This ends now?
448
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,599
Absolutely.
449
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,200
Attention, everyone.
450
00:14:37,234 --> 00:14:39,536
Now it is time
for the most magical moment
451
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,038
of any high school prom:
452
00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:43,707
The announcement of the winner
453
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,776
of the Parks and Recreation's
coveted summer internship.
454
00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:50,247
Without further ado,
455
00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:51,915
help me congratulate
456
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,750
Allison Gliffert!
457
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,786
Can we get a little music here
maybe?
458
00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,922
Probably just ruin the moment
with something lame.
459
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,257
Leslie, I told you.
460
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,591
I don't know what
I'm doing this summer.
461
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,106
That's okay.
I know what you're doing.
462
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,394
You're gonna take
this internship.
463
00:15:04,428 --> 00:15:06,029
You're gonna fall in love
with public service.
464
00:15:06,063 --> 00:15:07,397
You're gonna rise
through the ranks.
465
00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:08,899
You'll take over Ron's job
as parks director.
466
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,400
You'll win a seat in congress,
467
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,302
and then you and I will run
against each other as president,
468
00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:13,776
but right before
we find out who won,
469
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:15,238
I'm gonna pat you on the back
and say,
470
00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:17,574
"It's your turn, kid."
471
00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:18,816
Sorry, children.
472
00:15:18,936 --> 00:15:20,367
Forget this happened.
473
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,813
Continue with your awkward
close-quarters gyrating.
474
00:15:23,848 --> 00:15:25,815
And if this is the evening
475
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,524
you decide to have sex,
use protection, please!
476
00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:32,731
Dude, if you're not gonna
play anything,
477
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:33,722
I'm stepping in.
478
00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:35,224
Go ahead.
Play whatever you want.
479
00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:36,258
Can't be any worse than this.
480
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,034
Hey, I love this song!
481
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,302
You actually like this?
482
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,204
Yeah, dude, it's classic rock.
483
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,939
Well, there's more
where that came from,
484
00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:52,074
snoopies!
485
00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,075
Sorry.
486
00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:54,410
Tried to use slang.
487
00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:55,578
That just came out.
488
00:15:55,612 --> 00:15:57,413
I only listen to CDs.
489
00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,748
It's the way music like this
was meant to be heard.
490
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,585
But it's not even auto-tuned.
491
00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:05,421
Where'd you get that dress?
492
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,089
I was buried in it.
493
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,559
Babe, huge news.
494
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,263
I just got us invited
to Damian Keating's barn party.
495
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,266
He's captain of the soccer team,
496
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,601
and he has a fake I.D.,
497
00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:21,504
so I think he can
get us all free beer.
498
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,606
What's wrong?
499
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,741
There's cupcakes and music.
500
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,309
Why aren't you having fun?
501
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:30,479
Because this prom
reminds me that...
502
00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:32,781
you had, like, a million friends
in high school
503
00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:34,917
and everyone thought
you were awesome,
504
00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:37,753
and I spent four years
making fun of everyone
505
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,756
and hiding mops so the janitor
would think he was going insane.
506
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,158
If we went
to high school together,
507
00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:43,325
we would have
never started dating,
508
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,494
which means that...
509
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,996
we would have
never gotten married,
510
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,198
and I don't like thinking
about that.
511
00:16:49,232 --> 00:16:51,033
Hey, maybe we wouldn't
have gotten together
512
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,701
if we were in high school.
513
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:56,338
But that's because kids
in high school are idiots.
514
00:16:56,373 --> 00:16:57,673
The only thing that matters is
515
00:16:57,707 --> 00:17:00,109
that we found each other
right now,
516
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:01,811
and it's the best.
517
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,880
You know what?
518
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,048
Let's bail.
519
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,983
We got that limo
for three more hours.
520
00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:09,418
I think the extra length
521
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:11,287
could help us get us
over that lake.
522
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,489
No. Let's stay.
523
00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:14,790
I'll have fun.
524
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,025
I promise.
525
00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:19,362
I have never told you this,
526
00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:21,864
but I actually have
a ten-point scale
527
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,100
for how insane you are being.
528
00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:26,335
I observe your behavior,
529
00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:28,204
and if it's a five or below,
I say nothing.
530
00:17:28,238 --> 00:17:30,039
Smart.
Saves a lot of time.
531
00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:32,041
If it reaches a six,
532
00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:33,709
like for example the incident
533
00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:36,278
with the girls' soccer uniforms
back in '05...
534
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:38,781
They wrote all the team names
in pink.
535
00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:40,616
Nobody told them to do that.
536
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,852
I try to steer you back
to safety.
537
00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,854
A seven is when I lock you
in your office
538
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,455
until you cool down.
539
00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:49,225
This Allison Gliffert thing
may have hit an eight.
540
00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,894
I have the police on standby.
541
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,729
It's your move.
542
00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:57,166
I'm thinking of leaving Pawnee,
543
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,568
moving to Chicago.
544
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:01,070
I just need to make sure
545
00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:04,406
that the future is secure
around here when I leave.
546
00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,574
You know?
547
00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,076
Allison would become April,
548
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,078
and then April would become me.
549
00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:10,246
I mean, let's face it, Ron.
550
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,347
I love you,
551
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,115
but you're hopeless without me.
552
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:16,118
Blueprints for the future
553
00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:17,520
are a fool's errand.
554
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,688
They're like blueprints
for a house.
555
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,023
Nice to have,
556
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,358
but any foreman
with half a brain
557
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,793
doesn't need to look at them.
558
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:27,296
One day,
this year or maybe the next,
559
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,965
you're gonna be somewhere else.
560
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,601
So enjoy yourself now.
561
00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:34,937
Damn it.
562
00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:37,106
I just wish once
563
00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,809
you would say something stupid
so I could ignore it.
564
00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:44,747
Attention, please.
The votes are in.
565
00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:47,850
And your Pawnee high prom
king and queen
566
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:51,487
are...Lucy Taylor
567
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,988
and Andy Dwyer!
568
00:18:53,023 --> 00:18:54,323
What?
569
00:18:54,358 --> 00:18:56,158
I broke the box,
and I threw away all the votes,
570
00:18:56,193 --> 00:18:57,927
and I voted for you
a thousand times.
571
00:18:57,961 --> 00:18:59,829
You should get on up there,
King Dwyer.
572
00:19:01,364 --> 00:19:02,565
Not without my queen.
573
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,503
Hi, Pawnee High.
574
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,971
As your prom king,
575
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:10,473
I'm your ruler.
576
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:12,908
Silence!
577
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,678
My first decree of power
578
00:19:15,712 --> 00:19:19,148
is to declare
that the prom queen
579
00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:21,150
shall be my wife,
April Ludgate,
580
00:19:21,184 --> 00:19:23,018
who is the best thing
that's ever happened to me
581
00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:25,187
who came to prom
even though she hates it.
582
00:19:25,222 --> 00:19:26,188
Give me this.
583
00:19:26,223 --> 00:19:27,456
Always next year.
584
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:29,291
No, there isn't.
I'm a senior.
585
00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,160
This is your wife?
How old are you?
586
00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:33,462
He's 33, and I'm 47/immortal.
587
00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:34,463
Get out.
588
00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,665
High school forever!
589
00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:40,536
Yeah, you're having fun now.
590
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,538
I rigged an election
and got kicked out of prom.
591
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,006
I can get on board with that.
592
00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,334
♪ I look just like
buddy holly ♪
593
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,735
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
594
00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:53,785
♪ and you're Mary Tyler Moore ♪
595
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,338
My life is over.
596
00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:57,590
I'm officially old and uncool.
597
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,659
Might as well start wearing
a plaid shirt
598
00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:01,261
and a tie and khakis
599
00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:02,495
and whatever shoes
you're wearing.
600
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,963
Look, the fact
that you don't know
601
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,800
what high schoolers are into
doesn't make you uncool.
602
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,635
It makes you
a normal human adult.
603
00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:11,204
You haven't had time to keep up
'cause the last few years,
604
00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:12,705
you started two different
businesses.
605
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,107
I guess that's true.
606
00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:16,609
Richard Branson and Mark Cuban
are too busy making deals
607
00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:18,278
to keep up
with what the kids are into.
608
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,380
How else do you explain
their terrible haircuts?
609
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,048
And, hey, you may be old,
610
00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,716
but you'll never be as old
as me.
611
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,719
Yeah.
You're old as [bleep].
612
00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:27,821
Thanks, Ben.
613
00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:29,455
Glad I could help.
614
00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:33,326
♪ The show goes on all night ♪
615
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,662
Allison, we wanted to apologize
616
00:20:35,696 --> 00:20:37,230
for acting so bananas.
617
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:39,499
You just have so much promise,
we got excited.
618
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,401
You're a good kid.
And whatever you choose,
619
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,036
you'll be great at it.
620
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:45,038
I have to say
I admire you both.
621
00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,406
You were right, Leslie.
622
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,641
Watching all those happy faces,
it felt amazing.
623
00:20:48,676 --> 00:20:50,076
But it was really nice
624
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,978
to build something
and get paid for it.
625
00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:53,813
Ugh, Ron, she is so thoughtful
and grounded.
626
00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:55,682
Get her away from me,
or I'm gonna kidnap her
627
00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:57,217
and try to mentor her to death.
628
00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,920
Oh, let me introduce you
to my boyfriend.
629
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,655
Greg Pikitis.
630
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,157
What up, Knope?
631
00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:06,159
Hello, Gregory.
632
00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:07,494
You guys know each other?
633
00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:09,095
You might say that.
634
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,831
Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here.
635
00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,166
That's that horrible kid
636
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,668
who used to prank us
all the time, right?
637
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:17,003
Offer is off the table.
638
00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:18,938
She's a terrible person
with terrible judgment.
639
00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:25,678
Pikitis!
640
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:31,922
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