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Don't touch anything.
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People are dropping like flies.
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We already had to quarantine
Larry.
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Leslie, I don't feel good.
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Can't I just work from home?
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The tent is your home now,
Larry.
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We already forwarded your mail.
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Oh, well, here's something
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that's gonna make you feel
really good.
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Guess who I just secured
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as the headliner
for the unity concert.
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Chipp McCapp.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Nice!
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Wait, no.
I don't want to touch your hand.
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Chipp McCapp
is the most amazing
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17-year-old country singer
in the entire world.
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He's, like,
Indiana's sweetheart.
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We are huge "Chipp Monks."
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That's what his fans
call themselves.
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I don't know why.
"Chipmunks."
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Because of the animal?
No, that's too simple.
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Yeah, okay, his latest song,
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Beautiful Like My Mom
(Support The Troops),
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has, like,
2 million hits on YouTube.
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♪ Well, she don't care
about no fancy trends ♪
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♪ she's just a mom
from old south bend ♪
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Get home safe, boys.
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And thank you
for protecting our freedom.
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- Let's play it again.
- Play it again.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Today at a local vineyard,
a bunch of sommeliers--
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aka, wine experts--
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are going to be competing
for their certification.
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I'm gonna hire the best one
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at my new restaurant...
Tom's Bistro.
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People that convince other
people to buy expensive stuff
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they don't need--
those are the real heroes.
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Donna, April,
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wine country train
is leaving the station.
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- You ready?
- I want to come.
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I love wine
and everything about it--
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the soil, the vines.
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I studied Botany for three years
at Purdue University.
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Go, boilermakers!
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There will be alcohol there,
so I will go as well.
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Well, maybe I'll tag along.
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I don't have any more work
to do.
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Maybe it'll be relaxing.
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I didn't invite any of you.
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I started with two cool people;
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I ended up
with a bunch of grandpas.
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Listen, grandpas,
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when we get to the vineyard,
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there's gonna be
a lot of fancy people there.
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Please, I beg you--
don't embarrass me.
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How would we embarrass you?
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You're already doing it.
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I begged you.
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I guess now that we got
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Chipp McCapp as our headliner,
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I can get rid
of my awesome wish list.
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Yeah, those are long shots.
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"Bob Dylan's friends"?
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Well, I just thought maybe
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they could get Bob Dylan
to come.
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Land Ho.
God, I love them.
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Everybody does.
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But there's no way
they're getting back together.
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Their lead singer split
ten years ago.
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He titled their last album
We'll Never Reunite.
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Leslie...
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No!
Back in your tent, sicky!
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I'm sorry, but Chipp McCapp's
manager called.
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He has to drop out.
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No!
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Okay,
we need all hands on deck.
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But there are no hands
to be on deck,
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because everybody's
at the winery.
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Okay, Andy, you and I
need to handle this.
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We need to be operating
at maximum capa--
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Oh, no.
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Damn it, Larry!
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Sorry.
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Xander, my man-der.
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Tom Haverford,
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owner, operator,
and global ambassador
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for Tom's Bistro,
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opening this spring in Pawnee.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Damn.
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Look at that tie dimple.
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Respect.
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My main target
for Tom's Bistro:
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Xander Truffant.
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He's the best young somm
in the game.
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I don't say this lightly--
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he's basically the Bruno Mars
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of Indiana
amateur wine tasting.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I must prepare
for the tasting competition.
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I pour saline water
through my nose
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to clear the mucous
from my smell-centers.
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That is
the most beautiful thing
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I've ever heard.
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Aw, man.
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It costs $200 to get certified.
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I wanted to make fun of
stupid people while I get drunk,
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my two true passions.
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You want to futz
with these fools?
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I will bankroll you.
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Really?
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Oh, hell yeah, pimp.
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Sounds like fun.
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Thank you.
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April Ludgate,
professional drinker.
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Where did you study,
Ms. Ludgate?
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The Wine...
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Academy.
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The Wine Academy?
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In Bordeaux?
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Yes.
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Carol,
make sure she's in group "A."
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Oh, excuse me.
I want in too.
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I know I don't look the part,
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but I know everything
about wine,
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and I will prove it.
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My name is Craig Middlebrooks,
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and this
is my debit rewards card.
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Well, why wouldn't you
run this by me first, dad?
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Whatever.
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Sorry.
Just weird family business.
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Sounds private.
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No need to discuss it with me.
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My parents had this
small little vacation house
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on Lake Hubbard,
and now they've sold it
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without telling the rest of us.
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Did you not hear me say
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there was no need
to discuss it with me?
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My dad sent me this check
out of the blue--
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my share of the profits.
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It's so disrespectful
to the family structure.
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Maybe a drink will help.
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Put some alcohol in your mouth
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to block the words
from coming out.
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Some of our blueberry wine?
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We make it right here
at the vineyard.
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I don't drink alcohol
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from that portion
of the color spectrum.
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Hey!
Whew!
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Whoa.
That's strong.
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Holy hell.
That's a lot of alcohol.
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We will take four bottles,
please and thank you.
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All we need to do
is go to Indianapolis,
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convince Chipp
to do the festival,
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and then, you know, head home.
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Are you sure you're feeling
up for this, boss?
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I'm fine.
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I've had the flu before,
and I worked through it.
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Okay, well, if you do collapse,
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luckily I know first aid.
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Or karate.
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That's not first aid.
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It is if you do it right.
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Heimlich!
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Well, I guess
while you get your medicine,
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I'll just stroll
through the candy aisles
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but won't get any.
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You can buy two candies.
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Two!
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Can I help you?
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I have the flu.
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Super nauseated for a few days,
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a lot of barfing.
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It's a total disaster.
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Plus I have
a ton of work to do,
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so I need the good stuff,
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the "Mariah needs
to sing tonight" stuff.
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You don't look flushed,
no signs of fever.
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That doesn't seem like the flu.
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It's the flu.
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I mean, I don't think
it could be anything...
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This counts as one.
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So mad at my parents.
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I mean, they both wanted
the house
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for Columbus Day weekend,
and they fought so much
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that they decided
to just sell it
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to spite each other--
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More wine, less talking.
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You know,
you are a wonderful guy,
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and I admire many things
about you,
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but you're a terrible person
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to discuss personal problems
with.
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Thank you, friend.
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That really means a lot to me.
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Pumpkin,
undertones of lavender.
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Medium-plus body.
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It's mostly pumpkin.
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There's so much pumpkin,
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it's like a Charlie Brown
Halloween special.
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I'm getting notes
of dried robin's blood,
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old dirty cashews,
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and just a hint
of a robot's bathwater.
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An old-world wine,
Italian.
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Ah.
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It's a Verdicchio Doc classico,
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2010.
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It's new world,
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Northern California,
Napa Valley,
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someplace beautiful and warm
and amazing
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where everyone
is in great shape
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and the night sky
is full of stars!
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This comes from...
your mother's butt.
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♪ Enlist in Vietnam ♪
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♪ ain't no woman in the world ♪
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♪ as beautiful like my mom ♪
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♪ America ♪
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Man, you were in the bathroom
forever.
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The receptionist said that
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Chipp will be out
in just a second.
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Uh, I just need a minute.
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I'm going to call Ben
about nothing.
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My parents make me so mad
sometimes.
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Just like the time
they couldn't decide
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who gets the dog,
so they just dropped it off
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at a local synagogue.
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I was like, "Wh--wh--say what?"
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Hold on, Ron.
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Hold that thought,
just for a sec.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey.
It's your me.
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It's wife.
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It's Leslie, uh, Knope.
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I have very big news for you.
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Oh, my teeth are blue.
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- Blueberries are alcohol...
- What?
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Are you having a stroke?
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And I was just saying to Ron
that my dog's Jewish.
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Oh.
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Phone water.
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Ben?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Leslie?
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It's dead.
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Hello?
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You know, Leslie sounded weird.
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I don't want to wait for Tom.
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I want to walk home.
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I'll join you.
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I'm always game
for a brisk walk.
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Also, if I leave you alone,
I'm pretty sure you'll die.
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Home is that way.
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Watch out for that fence.
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Ah, Mr. Haverford,
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allow me to introduce
Terrence Montreaux.
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He is a restaurateur
like yourself.
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You own a restaurant too?
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No, monsieur.
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I own 12.
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I am here to find
the best sommeliers
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as soon as they are...
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how you say, um,
"certified."
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That was my idea.
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That is everyone's idea.
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That is why we have this,
how you say...
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"thing."
269
00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,634
Okay, don't act like
you don't know
270
00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:41,336
the word "thing."
271
00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:43,672
With a filet mignon,
I'd recommend a red--
272
00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:46,441
something bold and dry,
like David Sedaris.
273
00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:49,244
Perhaps you could recommend
a Riesling instead.
274
00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,246
Not if you're eating steak,
you loon!
275
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,016
You know in the movies,
when the cops show up
276
00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,684
and find lipstick
on a wine glass
277
00:08:55,718 --> 00:08:57,853
next to a dead body?
278
00:08:57,887 --> 00:08:59,454
This is that wine.
279
00:08:59,489 --> 00:09:01,289
♪ I'll bring the girls ♪
280
00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:03,625
♪ you bring the beer ♪
281
00:09:03,659 --> 00:09:05,460
♪ and the troops will bring
the freedom ♪
282
00:09:05,495 --> 00:09:07,629
We're sorry to interrupt,
Chipp, hi.
283
00:09:07,663 --> 00:09:10,132
We just wanted to say
we are such big fans.
284
00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,300
It's an honor to meet you.
285
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,634
Yeah, well, I'm very blessed.
286
00:09:12,668 --> 00:09:14,302
It's always nice
to meet my amazing fans
287
00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:15,470
that keep me going.
288
00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:17,139
You're the real superstars.
289
00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:18,407
Thank you.
290
00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:20,575
Would somebody get me
one of those lunch stacks?
291
00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,277
And stack 'em for me this time.
292
00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,112
Cheese on top
or no one gets paid.
293
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,447
You got it, Chipp.
294
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,448
That's my dad.
295
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,450
The guy's such an idiot.
296
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:29,951
We wanted to talk to you
297
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,754
about the unity concert,
in Pawnee.
298
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,089
Can you do it?
299
00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:35,757
Yeah...uh, no.
300
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,192
Sorry.
I got a previous engagement.
301
00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:38,193
It's a bummer.
302
00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:39,961
Oh.
303
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,463
- Here you go, Chipp.
- Look at that.
304
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,631
The cheese is on top...
305
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,466
of turkey, you dick.
306
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,667
I want ham.
307
00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:47,903
I'm sorry, son.
They were out of ham.
308
00:09:47,937 --> 00:09:49,237
All right, well,
maybe I should just let mom
309
00:09:49,272 --> 00:09:50,906
be manager, then.
310
00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,574
Pick 'em up, skip.
311
00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:54,910
Ew.
This guy's the worst.
312
00:09:54,944 --> 00:09:57,079
I mean, it sucks
that they didn't have ham,
313
00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:58,914
but you can't treat your dad
like that.
314
00:09:58,948 --> 00:10:00,582
I know, he's a monster.
315
00:10:00,616 --> 00:10:01,917
But we need him.
316
00:10:01,951 --> 00:10:03,251
Your job's not that hard, okay?
317
00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,920
Just anticipate my needs.
318
00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,521
Anticipatin', Chipp.
319
00:10:06,556 --> 00:10:11,693
Of the 25 entrants today,
only 1 has deemed himself
320
00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:14,229
worthy of
a sommelier certificate.
321
00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:15,898
Oh, my God.
Are you sure?
322
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:16,898
No way.
323
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,066
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
324
00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:19,901
Thank you so much, everyone.
325
00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:23,071
I think we can agree
that all wine tastes the same,
326
00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:26,074
and if you spend
more than $5 on wine,
327
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,343
you are very stupid.
328
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,644
Security.
329
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,146
I just want to thank
all the people that got me here:
330
00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:35,150
Norbit, Pluto Nash,
all the klumps.
331
00:10:35,184 --> 00:10:40,489
Congratulations to the next
Indiana master sommelier,
332
00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:42,057
Xander Truffant.
333
00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,795
Got to go talk to Xander
before Terrence gets to him.
334
00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,431
Cover me.
Gotcha.
335
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:50,599
Oh, my goodness.
336
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:51,767
Mon Dieu !
337
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:52,901
Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
338
00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:55,070
Oh, je suis desolée, monsieur.
339
00:10:55,104 --> 00:10:56,271
Allons-y.
Allons-y.
340
00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,572
Xander.
341
00:10:57,607 --> 00:11:00,575
Look, Tom's Bistro
is going to be the dopest,
342
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,512
quite possibly trillest
restaurant in the area.
343
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:05,080
What do you say?
You want to work with me?
344
00:11:05,114 --> 00:11:06,615
Thank you,
but I've already accepted
345
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,216
an offer
from Monsieur Montreaux.
346
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,419
I'll double
whatever he's paying you.
347
00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,788
You'll pay me $500,000 a year?
348
00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:16,224
I will pay you 1/10
of whatever he's paying you.
349
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,693
Sorry.
350
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,331
Oh, man.
351
00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,666
This wine bottle
is all out of the wine.
352
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,501
Well, hello, gentlemen.
353
00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:29,037
What brings you out
on this fine evening?
354
00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:30,339
Mother[bleep].
355
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:31,873
Whoa.
Where'd you come from?
356
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,209
Uh, that's a complicated
question.
357
00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,545
All depends on whether
your conception of time
358
00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:38,914
is linear or circular.
359
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,916
What?
360
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,351
Hello, Ron.
361
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:43,352
Ron.
362
00:11:43,386 --> 00:11:44,853
You know this hobo?
363
00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:48,390
He was my counterpart from
the Eagleton Parks Department.
364
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:50,125
Dude, are you a ghost?
365
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:51,827
Am I?
366
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:55,697
What is happening right now?
367
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:58,834
We know that you have
that important other engagement.
368
00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:00,335
Yo, I gots to get that haircut.
369
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,503
Snoop!
370
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,017
It's not just Pawnee
that needs you.
371
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,506
It's the entire region.
372
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:05,841
Permission to speak, son?
373
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,343
Pawnee is kind of the gateway
to that whole region.
374
00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:10,145
They do buy a lot of albums.
375
00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,680
They sure ain't buying
toothpaste.
376
00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:12,848
Bunch of dirty Hicks.
377
00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:15,517
What if we fly me in and out
same day
378
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,552
so I wouldn't have to spend
a night in your crap town?
379
00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:18,720
Excuse me.
380
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:19,888
Pawnee is a good town
381
00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:22,257
with good people
from all walks of life.
382
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,259
Plus, it is an amazing place
383
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,927
to raise kids
and start a family.
384
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,262
You think I care about that?
385
00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:29,097
Look, I can do whatever I want,
all right?
386
00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:31,033
If I want to shoot
a paintball gun at my dad,
387
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,034
I'm gonna do it.
388
00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,703
Good shot, son.
389
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:35,704
I'm proud of you.
390
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:36,705
You're crazy.
391
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:37,706
This is over, okay?
392
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,874
Pawnee does not need you.
393
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:40,242
And you should know that
394
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:43,111
when you shook my hand earlier,
there was pee on my palms.
395
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:44,346
That makes us sound like Hicks.
396
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,347
We're not.
Shut up.
397
00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:46,502
Stupid. Okay.
Let's go, Andy.
398
00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:50,846
You know what?
That was awesome.
399
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:51,560
You were great.
400
00:12:51,624 --> 00:12:53,258
I thought you were gonna
punch that kid's lights out.
401
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:56,519
It was not awesome.
I lost our headliner.
402
00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:58,256
I can't stop throwing up,
403
00:12:58,376 --> 00:12:59,998
and Ben has not
called me back yet.
404
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,301
I'm sorry I'm so frazzled.
405
00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:04,136
There's just a lot of things
going on right now,
406
00:13:04,171 --> 00:13:06,305
personal things that
I can't talk to you about.
407
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:08,641
You know, Leslie,
408
00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:12,478
sometimes life
throws us crazy curves,
409
00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:15,714
and, yes, this moment may be
410
00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:19,151
the biggest curve
411
00:13:19,186 --> 00:13:20,819
you've ever had to deal with,
412
00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:23,155
but just because
your family is getting bigger
413
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:25,824
does not mean
that you can't handle it.
414
00:13:25,859 --> 00:13:27,793
You and Ben
can handle anything.
415
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:30,629
Wow.
416
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:31,897
Andy, thank you.
417
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:35,000
That's exactly
what I needed to hear right now.
418
00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:36,669
God, it's so weird
that you know
419
00:13:36,703 --> 00:13:38,204
that I'm pregnant
before Ben does--
420
00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:39,205
Pregnant?
421
00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:40,439
Holy crap.
422
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:41,774
Leslie!
423
00:13:41,808 --> 00:13:43,475
Yeah.
Well, what did you think?
424
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,010
I thought
you were getting a dog.
425
00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:46,245
Well, why did you go like this?
426
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:47,640
That's the sign
for petting a dog
427
00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:48,814
that's sitting on your lap.
428
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:49,815
But pregnant?
429
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:50,816
Wow.
430
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,184
Oh, that's amazing.
431
00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:54,186
You know, Andy, I think
we need to focus on the fact
432
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:55,488
that we have lost
our headliner.
433
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:56,555
We are out of options.
434
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:57,990
It's time for a Hail Mary.
435
00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:02,228
How are we gonna convince
this guy to reunite Land Ho?
436
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,563
Same way I got a perfect score
on the S.A.T.s--
437
00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:06,198
broken Scantron machine.
438
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,034
Okay, wait, Andy,
that is not a good strategy.
439
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,702
Okay, I will give him
a brief explanation
440
00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:10,870
about the unity concert,
441
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:13,372
and you stand by...
442
00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:14,373
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
443
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,443
Hello?
444
00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,545
Scott Tanner.
445
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:22,381
It's Scott Tanner.
446
00:14:22,415 --> 00:14:24,216
Hi.
My name is Andy.
447
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,919
And this barfing lady over here
is Leslie.
448
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,387
We just need ten minutes
of your time.
449
00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:29,522
To do what?
450
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:31,790
To convince you
to reunite Land Ho.
451
00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,125
Listen, it means a lot to me
452
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,127
that you guys loved the band,
453
00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:37,763
and I'm gonna tell you
the exact same thing
454
00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:41,534
I've told everyone
who's ever asked us to reunite:
455
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,369
No.
456
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:44,883
Listen, I know that
you and the band
457
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,705
aren't on the best of terms
right now.
458
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,374
But bringing people together
459
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,709
is exactly what we want
to talk to you about.
460
00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:56,528
Pull that.
Hold it down on the bottom.
461
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,917
I got it, yeah.
462
00:14:57,951 --> 00:15:00,453
Mr. Ron Dunn,
463
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:02,621
I have something
I'm very angry about,
464
00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:06,225
but other Ron,
he's not helping me with it.
465
00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:07,593
Can you help?
466
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:09,595
Well, I can tell
by the indigo on your chiclets
467
00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:12,264
that you've been drinking
blueberry wine.
468
00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:13,766
That's a good start.
469
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:17,603
The Wamapoke called it
mattapiqua.
470
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:20,139
They believed
it had mystical powers.
471
00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:22,308
Yeah, it also tastes
like jelly.
472
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,777
So what's got your goat there,
friend?
473
00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:26,946
My parents,
they had this lake house,
474
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,914
and they sold it
without telling me.
475
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:31,350
And so I was like, "Why?"
You know?
476
00:15:31,384 --> 00:15:34,019
I was like,
"God, you guys!"
477
00:15:34,054 --> 00:15:35,688
Oh, you're hanging on
to that anger
478
00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:38,357
for dear life, compadre.
479
00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:39,792
Let's role-play.
480
00:15:39,826 --> 00:15:41,794
Well, good night, everyone.
481
00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:44,296
I'm going to go home
and feel totally fine.
482
00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:45,631
Who am I kidding?
483
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:47,506
I'm going to go home,
put on a Macy Gray album,
484
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:48,801
and cry in the mirror!
485
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:49,802
Why are you bummed?
486
00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:51,303
Are you all blind?
487
00:15:51,338 --> 00:15:52,972
I want that job
at Tom's Bistro.
488
00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:55,141
I've been trying to show you
for the last five hours.
489
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:56,809
Look, man, you know your stuff,
490
00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,844
but you're like
a crazy volcano.
491
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,779
You'd have to show me
you can bring it down a notch.
492
00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:02,982
I'll bring it down
1,000 notches if I have to!
493
00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:07,019
This looks like
it's gonna be a great concert.
494
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,121
The band
just does not play anymore.
495
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:10,456
Well, I understand.
496
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,192
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
497
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:14,827
My stomach
is trying to murder me.
498
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,295
Still drunk from last night?
499
00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:17,396
I've been there.
500
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,864
You know,
this town still loves you.
501
00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:21,167
I'm in a band myself actually--
Mouse Rat--
502
00:16:21,201 --> 00:16:22,635
and we cover
about five of your songs,
503
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:23,636
and they just go nuts.
504
00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,971
Really?
Which ones?
505
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:28,974
♪ Catapult me into the sun
and I'll ♪
506
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,277
♪ burn, baby, burn ♪
507
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:32,278
Oh, yeah.
508
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:34,213
Johnny Karate?
509
00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:35,481
I thought you said
your name was Andy.
510
00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:36,649
Well, it is.
511
00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:38,951
I'm also
a children's performer.
512
00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,654
He played at Joey's birthday,
and he's awesome.
513
00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,789
Sing Karate Chop Master.
514
00:16:43,824 --> 00:16:45,724
I'll do it as long as your dad
sings along.
515
00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:46,859
Let's do it.
516
00:16:46,893 --> 00:16:48,093
It's easy.
You'll pick it up.
517
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,061
♪ Karate chop master ♪
518
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,396
♪ I'm a karate chop master ♪
519
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:53,365
♪ and I will karate chop you ♪
520
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,800
♪ chop, chop, chop, chop ♪
521
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,035
♪ kick, kick, kick,
kick-chop ♪
522
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:57,069
Scott, you sing.
523
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,104
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪
524
00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,438
♪ kick-kick, kick-kick,
k-chop ♪
525
00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:01,240
No.
526
00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:02,374
Just listen to me.
527
00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:03,476
♪ Chop and a chop ♪
528
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:04,844
♪ and a kick and kick
and chop ♪
529
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,846
♪ and a titan throw
and chop and kick-chop ♪
530
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,047
Now your turn.
531
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:09,381
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick, chop ♪
532
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,549
Harmonies!
Oh, my God!
533
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:11,717
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪
534
00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:13,219
♪ chop-chop, kick ♪
535
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:14,887
- ♪ And a chop and a kick ♪
- ♪ And a kick and a ♪
536
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,522
No.
537
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,190
No, it's not--you didn't--
538
00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,325
I mean, just listen.
539
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:20,493
Good evening.
540
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:22,027
May I assist you
with a wine tonight?
541
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:23,529
Yeah, I'm having fish,
542
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:26,532
so maybe a full-bodied...
543
00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:27,633
red?
544
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,468
You know, sir,
you might want to consider
545
00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:31,303
something white
to go with your fish.
546
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:33,973
No.
Red.
547
00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:35,441
And bring some ice cubes.
548
00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:36,642
I like ice cubes
in my red wine.
549
00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,144
I'll have a glass
550
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:40,146
of your most expensive red wine
551
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,982
mixed with a glass
of your cheapest white wine,
552
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:44,283
served in a dog bowl.
553
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,952
Silly straws all around,
please.
554
00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:50,356
I'll be right back
with my recommendations.
555
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,724
Seems to be
keeping it together.
556
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,225
What kind of monster
557
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,061
orders red with fish?
558
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:56,335
I know they're messing with me,
559
00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:58,764
and it's just a test,
but have some decency.
560
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,535
For you, sir,
a light, crisp Pinot
561
00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:03,869
with just a hint of lemon
562
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:06,405
to bring out the flavors
in your fish.
563
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,073
I brought you a bold Cabernet,
564
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,743
which should still taste okay
when watered down.
565
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:13,579
And for you, madam,
would you consider this rose?
566
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:16,048
It's halfway between
red and white.
567
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,716
Thanks very much.
568
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,485
Enjoy.
569
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,754
I think I may have found
my new sommelier.
570
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:23,989
That was so embarrassing!
571
00:18:24,024 --> 00:18:26,325
We'll have to make sure
the wine cellar at Tom's Bistro
572
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:27,326
is soundproof.
573
00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:31,330
Hoy-hay!
574
00:18:31,364 --> 00:18:33,065
Oh!
575
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,734
That was beautiful.
576
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,070
You're surrendering
to the earth mother.
577
00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:41,273
Now stare into the fire
and picture your spirit animal.
578
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,042
I don't know
what my spirit animal is.
579
00:18:43,076 --> 00:18:44,543
Because it doesn't exist,
580
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:47,313
because that's nonsense,
because you're an adult.
581
00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:51,317
Baby snow owl.
582
00:18:51,351 --> 00:18:52,685
He's right.
583
00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:56,188
Our spirit animals connect us
to the natural world.
584
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:59,191
You need to remain open
to their message.
585
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:01,026
Watch.
586
00:19:06,199 --> 00:19:08,434
Welcome back, old friend.
587
00:19:08,468 --> 00:19:09,935
Whoa.
588
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:13,272
If you really want to
cleanse yourself of that anger,
589
00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:16,342
take that check
and send it into the flames
590
00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,811
and up into the air
with your screams.
591
00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:21,814
Do not burn that check.
It is money.
592
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,816
No.
Ron's right, Ron.
593
00:19:29,589 --> 00:19:33,292
There, there, baby snow owl.
594
00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,493
You're safe now.
595
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:40,258
This is him right here.
596
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:42,094
I will also get out here
and walk home.
597
00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:43,261
You sure?
598
00:19:43,296 --> 00:19:46,098
This thing runs on vegetable oil
and bat guano.
599
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:48,500
Actually cleans the air
as it drives.
600
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,202
Quite sure.
Thank you.
601
00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:55,807
Hey, thank you
602
00:19:55,842 --> 00:19:57,776
for helping me with my anger.
603
00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,746
You've already
emerged from your cocoon.
604
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,414
Now the question is:
605
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,616
Will you fly?
606
00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:13,825
Yeah, I don't feel any better.
607
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,993
I'm still angry.
608
00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:16,662
Damn it.
609
00:20:16,696 --> 00:20:18,330
I don't know
why this lake house thing
610
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:19,998
is driving me so crazy.
611
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:23,669
I'm sorry we couldn't help you
work through your problems.
612
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:25,837
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got a lady,
613
00:20:25,872 --> 00:20:29,408
two little girls, and an infant
waiting for me.
614
00:20:29,442 --> 00:20:31,743
It's always nice to see the kids
at the end of a long day.
615
00:20:31,778 --> 00:20:34,446
Really puts things
in perspective.
616
00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,119
Oh, my God, Ben.
I have so much to tell you.
617
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:44,323
We got Land Ho
to play the unity concert.
618
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:45,824
Whoa.
What happened to you?
619
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:47,492
It doesn't matter.
620
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:50,328
I thought I was upset
because my parents are insane.
621
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:53,498
But Ron kind of just showed me
the real reason.
622
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:56,168
I have so many childhood
memories at that lake house
623
00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:57,669
that, in the back of my mind,
624
00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:00,339
I always pictured
taking my kids--
625
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,407
or taking our kids there.
626
00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:04,509
I want to start our family.
627
00:21:04,544 --> 00:21:06,178
I mean,
I know things are crazy,
628
00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:08,380
but there's no good time,
629
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:10,816
and I want to do it now.
630
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:15,053
Well, buddy,
I got some good news for you.
631
00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:23,007
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