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We're gonna have orchids
in all the pews, right?
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Because orchids are Donna's
favorite flowers,
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and she's my favorite flower.
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Ha ha!
We real cute.
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Of course there
are gonna be orchids.
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Do you think this is my first
time working a side job
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as a wedding planner
for a former co-worker?
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- No?
- I'm so sorry.
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I mostly have my rage problem
under control,
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but planning is very stressful.
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Please avoid my trigger words,
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"flowers," "schedule," "vows,"
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"bride," "groom," "food,"
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"love," "happy," "church,"
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"event," "wedding," and "Craig."
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I am so sorry, Craig.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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April, walk with me.
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So I chose you
as my Maid of Honor because
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you've become one
of my best friends,
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- And I love you like a sister.
- Ew.
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But also because you're tough.
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My family arrives tonight.
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I know.
And they're all set
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with their welcome bags, and I
told your brother LeVondrious
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that he is not welcome.
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Good, but still, there's gonna
be 28 Meagles in one room,
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which means
there's gonna be drama.
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I will handle everything.
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I actually care whether
you're having a good time
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and are happy.
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It's weird.
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The Meagles
are a cold-blooded crew
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of judgmental grudge-holders.
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My cousin Winnie once forgot
to use a coaster
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at my grandpa's house, and
he wrote her out of his will.
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The last four Meagle family
Pictionary tournaments
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ended at the hospital.
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Legally, no more than
three Meagles are allowed
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on an international flight
together.
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But they give great gifts.
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Gotta get that flatware.
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Tommy, I was at the nail salon
and I picked up
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some geranium hand cream.
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Do you wanna try it?
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Uh, yes.
Warm it up, please.
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Oh, that smells nice.
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I'm just gonna go
and make sure everything
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is set for tonight, okay?
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- All right, see you later.
- See you, Ron.
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I've always liked that Lucy.
Glad things are going well.
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Better than well.
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And guess what I have planned
for tonight?
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- No.
- As Donna's Butler of Honor,
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I'm going all out.
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Baby blue brocade.
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As a surprise,
I got a matching dress for Lucy.
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And do you believe Lucy will
be happy with this gift?
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100%!
We're so in sync.
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I finally feel like
I'm with the person
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I'm gonna be with forever.
I'd marry her tomorrow.
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Bully for you, son.
More importantly,
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do you have tri-tip for tonight?
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Because if not I brought my own.
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I love weddings.
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Good food, the celebration
of romantic love,
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and most of all, churches.
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Say what you will about
organized religion,
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those bastards knew how to
construct an edifice.
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Okay, monsters.
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Mommy and Daddy have to pack
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because we are going to a hotel.
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But Roz is gonna stay here
with you.
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Yeah, and we are going
to have so much fun.
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We're gonna play games,
we're gonna color,
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maybe we're gonna even sit
quietly for 30 seconds.
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Do you think
I could have 30 seconds?
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- That's all.
- She's fading.
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Roz, Roz, hey, hey,
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you are a wonderful nanny.
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- Oh.
- You're tough, and strong,
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and you're an excellent
caretaker for our children.
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Yeah, every time you
come to our house
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we are so happy to see you.
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I love you more than Ben.
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I do.
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If Ben left me, I would be sad,
but I would get through it.
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But if you left me,
I would never recover.
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Thanks.
That helps.
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I'm so used to packing for them
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I almost put in diapers
for myself.
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Incoming call.
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Jen Barkley.
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Jen Barkley is calling again.
She is relentless.
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Jen is a powerful
political operative.
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Don't you even want
to know what she has to say?
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She'll just say what she
always says, which is,
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"Leslie, would you consider
running for state senate
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or Congress?"
And I'll say,
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"Jen, thank you very much,
that's very flattering,
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but I love my job, and I get to
do it for the entire country."
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The whole world is my park.
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Besides, our lives are so
chaotic we can't run a campaign.
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Well, if you really wanted
to do it, we'd find a way.
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I mean,
things aren't that chaotic.
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All three of them just bumped
into each other
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and broke everything you own.
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I--I don't know what that was.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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Sweetie, I think your best
friend Tom's
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giving his ladyfriend a gift.
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You know Gayle gives me a gift
each and every day.
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Oh, I got
the greatest gift of all.
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Being married to you.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Control yourselves, Gergiches!
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Damn, Tommy, well done!
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I knew you'd like it.
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Get changed, baby, we gotta
dominate this party.
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What do you think, Ron?
Tommy's the man.
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I normally don't get involved
in people's personal affairs,
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but something about a wedding...
I'll just say it.
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Tom is quite taken with you.
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He's taken with me, huh?
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Yes.
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He said he'd marry you tomorrow.
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Seems silly to stay at a hotel
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that's ten minutes
from our house.
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Well, it's been three years.
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We deserve one night away
together.
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A little downtime,
little privacy,
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maybe we make some more kids.
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Don't even joke about that.
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Let's just make, like,
three more,
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so that each one of them
can have a friend.
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Ugh.
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Jen?
What are you doing here?
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You idiots won't answer
my calls,
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and what I have to tell you
cannot wait.
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But--
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What's that horrible sound?
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Children.
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Ugh, your life is gross.
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My life is amazing.
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Jen, thank you
so much for coming,
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but we have to go.
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I have never been late for
an event that requires an RSVP.
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You guys live
in Pawnee, Indiana.
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Where do you have to go?
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Putting up a new scarecrow?
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Could you please
just get to the point?
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Sure...
Paul Hartwell,
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who's your congressional
incumbent from this district,
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is a moron,
even by Washington standards.
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But he wins every year,
because he's a horrible bully
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and nobody opposes him.
Till now.
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Indiana's 10th district
needs a new leader.
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Someone who's made it a home,
who cares about our citizens,
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and who understands
the local economy.
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Jen, I told you, I have
a dream job, I don't want to--
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A candidate named Ben Wyatt.
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Sorry?
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I'm dead serious, Ben.
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I think you should run for
the House of Representatives.
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Whoa!
What was that?
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That was huge!
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Hang on, this is Congress
you're talking about,
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like, where bills become laws.
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I am not qualified for that.
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We're talking about the
House of Representatives, Ben.
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You might be overqualified.
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Hartwell's biggest weakness
is the economy,
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which is your exact strength.
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You're young, you're smart,
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you're running the biggest city
in the district.
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I saw you handle
that WiFi thing on TV.
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My firm is ready to go as soon
as you say the word.
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You in or you out?
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Uh, Two of the three kids
are showering in their pajamas,
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and most of Ben's ties
are in the toilet.
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Just like, as an update
of where things are at.
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I mean, this is chaos.
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Guys, it happened
a really long time ago, right?
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And it was probably an accident.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure the Dig Dug
machine just unplugged itself
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right before I was about to beat
his high score.
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Yeah, I'm sure
it was an accident.
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Hey, status report?
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The Meagles are weird.
The words that they say
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sound passive,
but seem aggressive.
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I feel like there should be
a term for that.
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Like, "nicey-meanie."
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Yeah, I just had to physically
separate two 80-year-old men
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who were arguing about whether
it was really Lena Horne
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in that grocery store in 1970.
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Okay, you stay on the Key Largo
and Denver Meagles,
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and I will handle
the Berlin Meagles.
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Done!
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So you thinking
about Jen's offer?
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Yes. I mean,
how would this even work?
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Our lives are so busy, and if
I won, I would be a congressman.
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Or woman.
I mean, equal rights.
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No, that doesn't apply.
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Okay.
Try this.
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Tonight, just act like
you've decided to run.
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And then tomorrow
at the wedding,
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act like you've decided
not to run.
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See which one feels better.
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Okay.
What do you think I should do?
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Ben has to run.
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I don't want to push it,
because it might backfire,
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but he has to run.
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He would be good for America,
good for the world.
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Ben should be the Royal Archduke
Sultan Emperor
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of All Inhabitable Lands
on Earth!
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I'm completely neutral.
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I will support you
no matter what you do.
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You told Lucy
I want to marry her?
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Damn it, son,
the small hamburgers.
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Ron! You have to walk back
what you said.
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Walk back sounds like lying.
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Can you drop your strict life
codes for a second
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and help me out?
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Even though I've known Lucy
for years,
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and can see myself spending
a life together with her,
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having children, walking
the grounds of Tommy's Bahama--
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a private island
I'll eventually buy--
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that's way in the future, man.
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Don't call me "man."
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That's what you took away
from this?
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Don't serve this man.
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No more food until he fixes his
giant disaster he's created.
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Okay, starting now,
you're in campaign mode.
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So first up, meet and greet.
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You remember
how this goes, right?
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Your goal is to act like
everyone is interesting
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- and important.
- Hey, guys.
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Nope, too hard.
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- Let's try someone else.
- Okay.
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Oh, there's Donna's parents.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Work your magic.
- You got it.
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Uh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Meagle,
I presume?
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I am Mr. Meagle,
but we're divorced.
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I'm Grace Callahan.
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Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Callahan.
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It's Doctor Callahan.
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Well, I hope that you are
a podiatrist or a dentist,
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because I seem to have a case
of foot-in-mouth disorder.
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Hey, guys.
How's everything going?
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April, we couldn't be happier,
and you are an angel for asking.
253
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,881
Yeah, it's surprisingly
painless.
254
00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:40,551
No swiping,
no passive-aggressive comments.
255
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No drama at all.
256
00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:44,253
Here are all
the troublemakers, boss.
257
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Thank you. Meagles!
I am not screwing around.
258
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Okay?
259
00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:49,881
Lauren,
no more discussion of Majorca.
260
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,488
Majorca is off limits.
261
00:09:51,522 --> 00:09:53,551
Brian and Gloria,
stop making Horatio feel bad
262
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- that your daughter went to Yale.
- No one gives a.
263
00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:57,621
- And, Ginuwine?
- Yes?
264
00:09:57,654 --> 00:09:59,790
- Get it together.
- I'm sorry, April.
265
00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:00,957
Kathy started this.
266
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,157
Kathy started--
267
00:10:02,191 --> 00:10:03,524
I don't care!
268
00:10:03,558 --> 00:10:04,491
She doesn't mean it.
269
00:10:04,525 --> 00:10:05,730
Don't cry, Ginuwine.
270
00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:07,594
It's okay.
271
00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:09,530
Thanks, Andy.
272
00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:11,401
Easy peasy.
273
00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:14,599
Lemon sneezy.
274
00:10:14,632 --> 00:10:17,898
Lucy,
I have something to tell you.
275
00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,465
I am a liar.
276
00:10:20,499 --> 00:10:21,766
What?
277
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,062
Well, no, I am not a liar.
278
00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:25,469
I have never lied
about anything in my life.
279
00:10:25,503 --> 00:10:29,470
Though I suppose you could
construe camouflage as a lie.
280
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,141
What is happening right now?
281
00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:34,875
Tom wanted to convey
that he likes you a great deal.
282
00:10:34,909 --> 00:10:37,944
So he said that he could imagine
marrying you.
283
00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:39,741
And living on an island
with your kids.
284
00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:43,644
Wait, now we're on an island?
With kids?
285
00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:45,147
- Plural?
- Yes.
286
00:10:45,182 --> 00:10:48,849
Now, do you know where I can
find those little ham balls?
287
00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:51,018
Watch out for those riding
lawnmowers, man.
288
00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:54,154
Babe, you are killing it!
289
00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:55,784
I am, right?
290
00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:57,152
- Yes!
- See, just thinking
291
00:10:57,186 --> 00:10:59,591
I'm a congressman
makes me feel like one.
292
00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:00,558
Yeah.
293
00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,085
Oh, also,
I have a little secret.
294
00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:03,492
I'm drunk.
295
00:11:03,526 --> 00:11:04,924
I am too.
296
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,260
Ever since we had our kids,
it only takes,
297
00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:07,460
like, one sip of wine.
298
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:09,426
I feel so good
and "condifent."
299
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,694
- Mm-hmm.
- Con...
300
00:11:11,728 --> 00:11:13,589
I feel "condifent."
301
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,751
You know what you should do?
302
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,123
You should give a toast.
303
00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:17,595
Because if you were running
for Congress,
304
00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,162
you have to give speeches,
right?
305
00:11:19,196 --> 00:11:20,961
You want me to make a toast?
I'll toast it up.
306
00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:22,529
Toast it, baby.
Roast it and toast it
307
00:11:22,563 --> 00:11:24,800
till it's brown on both sides.
308
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,600
Hey, everybody.
I'm Ben Wyatt.
309
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:30,038
Listen, we, of course, are
here to celebrate Donna and Joe,
310
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:33,205
and I have to say, you know,
getting married is
311
00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:36,509
the bravest,
most wonderful thing you can do.
312
00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:39,109
Because every day you come home
and you're just, like,
313
00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:41,045
"What?
314
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,180
"It's you! I love you!
315
00:11:43,214 --> 00:11:45,914
You're my sexy roommate.
We love each other."
316
00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:48,048
Whoo!
He's talking about me.
317
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,647
Yes, I am, babydoll!
318
00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:53,183
Look, Donna and Joe are great.
319
00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:56,253
You all are great.
320
00:11:56,287 --> 00:11:59,156
And this wedding
is gonna be amazing.
321
00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,523
Let's get some music
and dancing going.
322
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:07,098
And I am Ben Wyatt, and I very
much approve this message!
323
00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,834
You want me to shut that down?
324
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,305
No, I like it.
325
00:12:16,339 --> 00:12:17,640
Let the little man dance.
326
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:18,904
Hey!
327
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:22,839
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
328
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,475
Ah, my head.
329
00:12:26,509 --> 00:12:28,043
Last night was so fun.
330
00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:30,947
- But my head died.
- Yeah.
331
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,946
Yeah, mine's filled
with concrete.
332
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,777
Okay so--
333
00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:36,249
Yesterday, you pretended
you were gonna run.
334
00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:38,752
Today, you're gonna pretend like
you're not gonna run.
335
00:12:38,786 --> 00:12:39,888
Oh, no.
336
00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:41,255
Jen posted the campaign ad.
337
00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:42,422
It's everywhere.
338
00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:43,485
I'm running.
339
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:46,587
How could she do this to--
340
00:12:46,621 --> 00:12:48,050
Oh, God, I'm remembering things.
341
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,291
We called Jen last night,
didn't we?
342
00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:54,058
- Yeah, we did.
- Ugh.
343
00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:57,064
I also called 867-5309
100 times.
344
00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:58,760
Oh, God.
345
00:12:58,794 --> 00:13:01,082
Bad.
What do we do?
346
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,294
There you are.
Surprise, surprise.
347
00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:05,526
Whoa!
348
00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:06,934
Oh, you guys should've
corner-boothed it.
349
00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:08,977
- 'Cause you look awful.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
350
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:10,262
You're gonna scare off
the other customers.
351
00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:11,533
- Shh.
- Hey, Jen.
352
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:14,194
All those kids keep you up
all night?
353
00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:15,600
I'm so happy with my choices.
354
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,566
- Okay, Jen?
- Yeah?
355
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,099
Um, I know I left you
a message last night,
356
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,096
but I really do think you should
have checked with me
357
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,398
before throwing me into this.
358
00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:25,965
No, Ben, I'm sorry,
you left me four messages
359
00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:27,029
- last night.
- What?
360
00:13:27,063 --> 00:13:28,469
And they contained very specific
361
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,037
policy positions.
362
00:13:30,071 --> 00:13:32,333
I want to come out strong
on education.
363
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:34,437
Then I'll tack hard
into fiscal responsibility.
364
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:37,644
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 ♪
365
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,044
I love that song.
366
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:40,444
♪ Jenny, I've got your number ♪
367
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:42,413
Hey, babe, it's ringing!
368
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:46,380
Wow, honey, you were
a lot more lucid than I was.
369
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:49,281
Wait, were you guys drunk?
370
00:13:49,315 --> 00:13:51,384
That is hilarious.
371
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:52,783
- No, we weren't--
- Oh, you guys are gonna fit in
372
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:53,854
so great in Washington.
373
00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:56,916
Most of Congress is drunk,
all of the time.
374
00:13:56,951 --> 00:13:59,326
Okay, official presser
is tomorrow at 9:00.
375
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,324
You could bail if you want.
376
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:01,555
But it would be embarrassing.
377
00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:02,586
It might derail your career.
378
00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:03,752
Might not.
Probably will.
379
00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:05,391
But you never do know though,
right?
380
00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:07,725
So just let me know
what you want to do, okay?
381
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,021
- Will.
- I'm just gonna go
382
00:14:09,063 --> 00:14:11,260
spend my time doing exactly
what I want to do,
383
00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,427
because I don't have children.
384
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:17,330
Bye, guys.
385
00:14:17,364 --> 00:14:18,835
Ron?
386
00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,632
I'm Walden, with the Church's
historical archives.
387
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,302
You called about wanting
information on the building?
388
00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:25,429
I did, indeed.
389
00:14:25,471 --> 00:14:27,099
- Let's start with the facade.
- Mm.
390
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,865
Was the limestone
locally hand-hewn?
391
00:14:29,899 --> 00:14:32,101
No.
In the late 1870s,
392
00:14:32,135 --> 00:14:35,530
it was actually cheaper to
import limestone from Michigan.
393
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:36,498
- Fascinating.
- Do you want to sit here?
394
00:14:36,532 --> 00:14:37,571
- Or should I...?
- But tell me--
395
00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:38,572
I'll do whatever you want.
396
00:14:38,606 --> 00:14:40,141
I'm fine with whatever.
397
00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:41,909
No.
Whatever you want.
398
00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,709
No pressure.
399
00:14:43,743 --> 00:14:45,908
Excuse me.
400
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,548
Oh, my God.
401
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,851
Oh, look at how beautiful
you look.
402
00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:51,450
Leslie, I'm not even
in my dress yet.
403
00:14:51,484 --> 00:14:53,280
But you're gonna be very soon.
404
00:14:53,314 --> 00:14:55,279
All right, I want to say
something to my girls.
405
00:14:55,321 --> 00:14:58,485
Knope, you're a softie,
but on the inside,
406
00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,546
you're a straight-up boss.
407
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:03,213
April, you're the exact
opposite.
408
00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:06,315
Y'all inspire me and I love you.
409
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:08,248
And you, too, Michelle.
410
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,382
Michelle...
411
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,581
You were my best friend
from childhood.
412
00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,945
Until we lost touch 'cause you
thought your college boyfriend
413
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,047
was into me.
414
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,343
He was.
415
00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:18,279
I never gave him the time
of day.
416
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:21,552
But now, we're rebuilding
our friendship.
417
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,183
Is this wedding going to be
a test for you?
418
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,151
Yes.
419
00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:25,559
But the doctors once told you
420
00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:26,759
you were never going
to walk again.
421
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,758
So this should be easy, right?
422
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,755
Wow, what a complicated
tapestry that is.
423
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:36,026
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Bring it in.
424
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,226
Moment over.
425
00:15:37,268 --> 00:15:38,792
Leslie, April, help Donna
with her dress.
426
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,495
Hi, I'm Typhoon.
427
00:15:40,529 --> 00:15:42,964
Typhoon, I am interested,
but now is not the time.
428
00:15:42,998 --> 00:15:44,595
Michelle, get the bouquet.
429
00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:46,298
You're skating on very thin ice.
430
00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:52,470
I couldn't help but notice,
from afar,
431
00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:55,203
that you are both acting
like weirdoes.
432
00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:58,138
I further suspect you have not
yet talked about what happened.
433
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:01,073
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about
434
00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:02,505
us having not talked about.
435
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:05,007
I only meant to say
that there's no shame
436
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:09,005
in declaring how you feel
to a person you cherish.
437
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:10,811
I am sorry if I caused
a problem.
438
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,378
Because the two of you make
a good team.
439
00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:16,346
If you'll excuse me,
I missed out on the food,
440
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,617
and was denied a fascinating
conversation
441
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,647
about Michigan limestone.
442
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:22,950
But I'll be damned if I don't
properly honor the expression
443
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:26,251
of romantic love.
444
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,819
Ron does this weird thing
445
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:28,946
where he says exactly
what he means.
446
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,754
You just have to ignore him.
447
00:16:31,788 --> 00:16:34,890
So you didn't mean
what you said?
448
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,656
Look, I'm all in.
That's all I meant.
449
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,088
I didn't want you to think
I was crazy
450
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,296
or jumping the gun.
451
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,789
And I know you just got out
of a relationship
452
00:16:41,824 --> 00:16:43,755
so I don't expect you to feel
the same way.
453
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,657
But that's how I feel.
454
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:55,165
Well, I'm only dating you
for the free dresses, so...
455
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:57,069
I'm fine with that.
456
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,367
Donna, even though I've known
you for years,
457
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,870
I feel like I learn something
new about you every day.
458
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,037
Just yesterday, I learned
that the Pearl Jam album,
459
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:11,109
Vitalogy was written about you.
460
00:17:11,143 --> 00:17:14,476
You are an amazing, confident
woman.
461
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,075
And I love you.
462
00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:20,144
I know that I can be a lot.
463
00:17:20,178 --> 00:17:22,407
And a while back, I was thinking
I'd never find someone
464
00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:24,543
who loved me for me.
465
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,982
But you're patient, and kind,
466
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,415
and together,
467
00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,550
we can do anything.
468
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,316
You may now kiss the bride.
469
00:17:40,923 --> 00:17:42,121
Hey, Roz.
470
00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:43,855
Oh, okay.
We have the zebras.
471
00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:45,969
Tell the kids not to worry,
they're coming back home.
472
00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:48,051
Also, we want to give you
a raise,
473
00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:49,787
and anything you want
to take from our house.
474
00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:51,018
Okay, bye.
475
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,785
How in the world am I supposed
to run for office?
476
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:55,057
Our lives are like
one big unexpected
477
00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:58,160
stuffed zebra emergency.
478
00:17:58,194 --> 00:17:59,958
I don't know.
What do you think I should do?
479
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:01,261
I told you.
I'm neutral.
480
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:03,563
Honey, you have never been
neutral on anything
481
00:18:03,597 --> 00:18:04,563
in your life.
482
00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,057
You have an opinion on pockets.
483
00:18:06,099 --> 00:18:08,431
Yes, I think they should
all be bigger.
484
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:09,431
Okay.
Fine.
485
00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,262
I think you should run.
486
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:12,830
Yes, our lives are bonkers.
487
00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:16,733
But if something is worth it--
and I think this is--
488
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,501
then you just make it work.
489
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:21,404
Besides, I just read an article
on two-minute micro-naps,
490
00:18:21,438 --> 00:18:22,836
and the science on them
is very promising.
491
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:23,939
Oh, hey!
492
00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:25,507
Ben Wyatt.
Any comment on the report
493
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,978
that you're running
for Congress?
494
00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:28,976
I'm sorry, I can't talk
about this right now.
495
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,143
Your only experience in politics
496
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,742
was as a failed mayor
at age 18--
497
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:34,278
Okay, please, everyone,
we're at a wedding.
498
00:18:34,312 --> 00:18:36,309
And I'm holding zebras.
499
00:18:36,351 --> 00:18:38,445
I mean, what qualifies you
to take over Hartwell's seat?
500
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:40,150
Guys, listen to me, please.
501
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:42,054
I'm dealing with an actual
problem right now.
502
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,822
Okay?
503
00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:48,630
Which, by the way,
is what I do for a living.
504
00:18:48,664 --> 00:18:52,365
I solve problems
as a budget specialist,
505
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,628
and for five years
as a City Manager,
506
00:18:53,662 --> 00:18:55,227
and I'm pretty good at it.
507
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,760
I have worked hard
to transform this area
508
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,695
into a fiscally sound
destination
509
00:18:59,729 --> 00:19:02,462
for people who want good jobs,
and a good public education,
510
00:19:02,504 --> 00:19:04,469
and I think the results speak
for themselves.
511
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,874
My name is Ben Wyatt,
and I'm running for Congress.
512
00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:14,977
Oh, my God, babe,
that was so hot.
513
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,441
- Donna.
- Hey.
514
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:19,840
How did I do?
515
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:23,077
Everything was perfect.
You are a miracle worker.
516
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:26,114
But I gotta say I kind of miss
the Meagle drama.
517
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,849
I thought for sure somebody
was gonna do something crazy.
518
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:31,015
But everybody's just nice
and chill.
519
00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:33,182
Anyway, I love you,
and to thank you,
520
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,444
- I'm gonna try not to hug you.
- Thank you.
521
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:36,914
- I'm going to--
- No!
522
00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:40,553
Okay, okay.
523
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:43,816
Wyatt, why didn't you tell us
you're running for congress?
524
00:19:43,858 --> 00:19:46,686
Well, we didn't want to
steal your thunder.
525
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,157
Steal my thunder?
526
00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:49,357
I'm sorry, have you seen how
I'm wearing this dress?
527
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,421
Okay,
well in that case,
528
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,722
uh, yes, I am.
529
00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:56,489
All right!
530
00:19:56,523 --> 00:19:58,826
- To Ben.
- Donna and Joe.
531
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,427
To me.
I own my own restaurant
532
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:01,732
and several other properties.
533
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:05,204
- That's always worth celebrating.
- Hear hear.
534
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,573
Who's Garry?
535
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:09,144
Oh, I think that's
supposed to be me.
536
00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:11,546
Ha ha. That's your new name.
Garry.
537
00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:15,016
- Garry!
- Garry! Garry! Garry!
538
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:17,057
- Garry! Garry!
- "Hi, I'm Garry!"
539
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,090
Garry is my real name.
540
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:21,729
Yes, after 30 years,
my coworkers are finally
541
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,024
going to call me
by my real name.
542
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:27,062
Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
543
00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:29,860
Everyone, can I have
your attention, please.
544
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,697
Now it's time for a surprise
musical guest,
545
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,996
One of my time favorites...
me.
546
00:20:38,428 --> 00:20:41,194
♪ I had a girl ♪
547
00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:44,098
♪ Donna was her name-- ♪
548
00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:46,337
Donna! Joe!
549
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,166
I hope you saved a slice
of that cake
550
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,836
for your estranged brother
LeVondrious!
551
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,710
What's up, girl?
552
00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,174
Didn't expect to see your baby
bro at your wedding, huh?
553
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,511
Well, I'm here...
554
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:02,386
despite what you did to me
all those years ago.
555
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,719
What I did?
556
00:21:03,753 --> 00:21:05,415
This is because of what you did.
557
00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:07,254
Oh, you must be referring
to the microwave incident.
558
00:21:07,288 --> 00:21:09,117
- Yeah.
- Don't worry.
559
00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:13,552
I brought it back.
560
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,024
Well.
561
00:21:16,657 --> 00:21:19,254
Now no one gets any popcorn.
562
00:21:21,561 --> 00:21:23,358
You said you wanted
a little drama.
563
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,629
That's why I love you, girl!
564
00:21:25,749 --> 00:21:31,675
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