1 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:17,084 Which brings us to 2005... 2 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,685 The Circle Park renovation was complete, 3 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:22,686 and a young man named Thomas Haverford 4 00:00:22,787 --> 00:00:24,855 was still two years away from getting hired. 5 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:27,791 Perhaps we could skip ahead and just hit the highlights? 6 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:30,160 I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective, 7 00:00:30,228 --> 00:00:32,329 but I guess I can just focus on the really important moments. 8 00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:35,532 Ah! The debate about getting a pod-based coffee machine. 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,368 Garry and I wrote a little musical number about that, 10 00:00:38,436 --> 00:00:40,938 and it goes a little something like thi-- 11 00:00:41,005 --> 00:00:42,405 Can't we just quickly shake hands, 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,574 pretend we like each other, 13 00:00:43,641 --> 00:00:45,121 - and get out of here? - I'm all for that. 14 00:00:45,143 --> 00:00:47,611 No, April, Ron, we need to celebrate everything 15 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:49,146 that we've done together as a group. 16 00:00:49,213 --> 00:00:50,747 This is our last day here! 17 00:00:50,815 --> 00:00:53,817 Who knows when we'll all be together like this again? 18 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:55,252 Excuse me. Hi. 19 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,653 There's a swing in a park 20 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:59,022 near my house that's been broken for about three months. 21 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:00,791 Is it possible to get that fixed? 22 00:01:00,859 --> 00:01:04,695 Anything is possible if you follow your dreams. 23 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:05,863 Johnny Karate. 24 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:07,665 Except getting a swing fixed. 25 00:01:07,782 --> 00:01:09,262 None of us actually work here anymore. 26 00:01:09,317 --> 00:01:11,185 Come back in two hours when the office is open. 27 00:01:11,253 --> 00:01:13,320 - Thank you. - Wait. 28 00:01:13,388 --> 00:01:15,890 Actually, sir, we can help. 29 00:01:15,957 --> 00:01:19,226 We can and we will because when we used to work here, 30 00:01:19,294 --> 00:01:21,028 helping people was our job. 31 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:22,429 Forget about these old stories. 32 00:01:22,497 --> 00:01:23,631 Let's make a new one. 33 00:01:23,698 --> 00:01:25,266 Let's fix a swing. 34 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:26,934 One last ride for the Parks and Rec gang. 35 00:01:27,002 --> 00:01:28,002 Who's in? 36 00:01:28,003 --> 00:01:29,170 Yeah. 37 00:01:29,237 --> 00:01:31,205 ♪ The vote was four to three ♪ 38 00:01:31,273 --> 00:01:33,007 ♪ Donna said to get rid of me 39 00:01:33,074 --> 00:01:34,475 ♪ But Ron was suspicious 40 00:01:34,543 --> 00:01:36,610 ♪ 'Cause my coffee was delicious ♪ 41 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:38,629 Come on, Garry, you're the mayor now. 42 00:01:38,697 --> 00:01:41,198 Have some dignity. 43 00:01:44,969 --> 00:01:49,809 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 44 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,538 Okay, so what is our first step 45 00:02:03,605 --> 00:02:05,273 on our quest to help this man? 46 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,674 Does anyone remember? 47 00:02:06,742 --> 00:02:09,177 A parks and recreation equipment requisition form. 48 00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:11,045 Correct. Five points for Hufflepuff. 49 00:02:11,113 --> 00:02:12,613 Well, everything's paperless now, 50 00:02:12,681 --> 00:02:15,450 and none of us has a log-in, so can't access the computers. 51 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:16,851 Hang on. 52 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,787 I have one right here, thanks to Leslie's scrapbook, 53 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:22,223 "Thanks Form the Memories!" 54 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,559 Oh, I knew those scrapbooks were gonna come in handy. 55 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:27,862 You came through like you always do. 56 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,130 God, I'm gonna miss you. 57 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:31,549 Your confidence, your joie de vivre, 58 00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:33,818 that crazy story about you getting kicked out of En Vogue. 59 00:02:33,886 --> 00:02:36,120 Technically I kicked them out. 60 00:02:36,188 --> 00:02:37,388 When do you leave for Seattle? 61 00:02:37,456 --> 00:02:39,123 As soon as I get my local real estate license. 62 00:02:39,191 --> 00:02:41,292 I'm married to a teacher, and I love the man, 63 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,695 but I also love diamond watches. 64 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,196 Well, whatever happens, 65 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:49,701 I know you are gonna live an exciting and full life. 66 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:57,759 3,400 square feet, a beautiful view of Puget Sound, 67 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,107 and if you look out this window, 68 00:02:59,128 --> 00:03:01,530 you can watch them build the new Space Haystack 69 00:03:01,597 --> 00:03:02,831 around the Space Needle. 70 00:03:02,899 --> 00:03:03,999 Wow. 71 00:03:04,066 --> 00:03:05,767 I-I can hardly see the needle anymore. 72 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:07,115 I know. It's kind of the point. 73 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,539 So what are we thinking? 74 00:03:10,606 --> 00:03:11,940 Wow. 75 00:03:12,008 --> 00:03:13,909 It sold in two hours? 76 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,178 You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market. 77 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,176 I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana 78 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:20,832 has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally. 79 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,934 Mm. 80 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,535 But the giant commission check 81 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,205 has me thinking about Donna-Joe Adventure Quest. 82 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,041 Ooh, where are we going? 83 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,709 Well, it can't beat last year. 84 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,878 I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful. 85 00:03:32,996 --> 00:03:34,229 Here's my idea. 86 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,631 - The Amazon. - Oh. 87 00:03:35,699 --> 00:03:38,033 Three weeks of the best and most expensive places 88 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:40,035 South America has to offer. 89 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:41,170 I love it. 90 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:42,871 Honestly, with the way work is going, 91 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,573 I just need this right now. 92 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,711 The school cut the math club and math. 93 00:03:48,778 --> 00:03:50,713 They just don't teach math anymore. 94 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,349 Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby. 95 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,035 Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie, 96 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,871 and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing? 97 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,339 Yes. The red thing. 98 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,475 Here, let me get this. 99 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,348 Call Satan's niece. 100 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,584 Hey, what do you want? 101 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,987 And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela, 102 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,989 kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there. 103 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,257 Oh, yeah, that happened. 104 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,259 - Yeah, it did. - April. 105 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,627 What are you doing here? 106 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,129 - Babe, have a seat. - What's going on? 107 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,398 Recently I was thinking for the millionth time 108 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,033 how lucky I am to have found you, 109 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,538 so I've decided to treat yo' self. 110 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,325 You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags? 111 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,377 Donna is going to take some of the money 112 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,012 you usually use on your trips 113 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,713 and establish an education program 114 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,315 through the foundation I work for. 115 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,617 It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers 116 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,552 will get money for after-school programs, 117 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,956 for music, art, math, whatever you want. 118 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:54,660 Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips, 119 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,929 and honestly it's your money. 120 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,431 You should spend it how you want. 121 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,732 This is what I want. 122 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,567 I've had a lot of adventures. 123 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,604 I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend. 124 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,572 I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent. 125 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,908 - Yeah. - I served on a NASCAR pit crew. 126 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:13,580 I want a new kind of adventure, and I want to take it with you. 127 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:18,401 Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here. 128 00:05:20,037 --> 00:05:21,070 What is this mess? 129 00:05:21,138 --> 00:05:22,639 Why are you all in my office? 130 00:05:22,706 --> 00:05:25,441 We are on one last mission to help the people of Pawnee. 131 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:27,944 Craig, can you sign the requisition form? 132 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:29,245 It'd speed things up. 133 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:31,233 You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought, 134 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,016 "There's a man who loves his job." 135 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,919 And then I thought, "Oh, wow, he's intense." 136 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:38,555 And then I thought, "Oh, no, he's insane. 137 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:40,913 That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police." 138 00:05:40,975 --> 00:05:43,109 Yeah, that's usually the way it goes. 139 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,179 But I just think you've come so far, 140 00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:48,315 and I'm so glad that we are leaving 141 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,252 the Parks Department in your hands. 142 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:55,655 ♪ Funny, though it's true 143 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:59,225 ♪ Those silly things you do 144 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:04,197 ♪ They only bring me closer 145 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:08,868 ♪ To you 146 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,073 Nice crooning, buddy. 147 00:06:13,141 --> 00:06:15,976 The gentleman over by the bar there 148 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,477 sent you over this glass of wine 149 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,846 and his business card. 150 00:06:21,783 --> 00:06:24,851 Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro... 151 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:27,421 Okay, fine. 152 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:29,340 We are gathered here today 153 00:06:29,407 --> 00:06:32,810 to join Craig Middlebrooks and Typhoon Montalban 154 00:06:32,877 --> 00:06:34,144 in holy matrimony. 155 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:36,080 I don't know about this. I'm very scared. 156 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:37,848 Oh, just relax, you nervous Nelly. 157 00:06:37,916 --> 00:06:38,916 You're right. 158 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:40,317 We love each other, 159 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:42,720 and the tax break is substantial. 160 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:45,589 Will the best man please present the rings? 161 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:47,725 Good luck, you two. 162 00:06:51,296 --> 00:06:55,432 Typhoon, my love, happy anniversary. 163 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,001 Do you have any regrets? 164 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,370 Not one. Not a single one. 165 00:06:59,437 --> 00:07:00,637 Do you have any regrets? 166 00:07:00,705 --> 00:07:02,573 Are you kidding? Thousands. 167 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,775 Most recently this trout! 168 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:09,480 Okay, April and Andy, I need to file this. 169 00:07:09,547 --> 00:07:12,049 Would anyone like to accompany me to the fourth floor? 170 00:07:12,117 --> 00:07:13,717 One last journey to the weirdest place on earth? 171 00:07:13,785 --> 00:07:14,818 - Yes. - Shotgun! 172 00:07:14,886 --> 00:07:16,153 We--we're just taking the elevator. 173 00:07:16,221 --> 00:07:17,661 I get to push buttons. I called it. 174 00:07:17,722 --> 00:07:18,856 Oh-- 175 00:07:18,923 --> 00:07:20,483 - He called it. - Yeah, I know, I heard. 176 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:26,677 Ethel Beavers, we need this filed, please. 177 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:28,546 We've gone digital. 178 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,515 Get with the times, you Luddite. 179 00:07:30,532 --> 00:07:32,266 Man, of all the places in Pawnee, 180 00:07:32,334 --> 00:07:34,068 I'm gonna miss the fourth floor the most. 181 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:38,106 The disturbing murals, the ominous lighting... 182 00:07:38,173 --> 00:07:39,340 the creepy people. 183 00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:40,475 Hi, April. 184 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:42,377 I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. 185 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:45,246 Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, 186 00:07:45,314 --> 00:07:47,448 and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie. 187 00:07:47,516 --> 00:07:49,484 Aw, Andy, all of those things, 188 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:53,154 including me, will still be with you in Washington. 189 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:54,689 That is a beautiful sentiment. 190 00:07:54,757 --> 00:07:56,658 It--I just want to say 191 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,794 that we are about to embark on an amazing adventure, 192 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:01,763 and whatever happens, 193 00:08:01,831 --> 00:08:04,799 just know that Ben and I are always there for you. 194 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:10,839 Agent Macklin, I need you. 195 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,307 Some thieves are trying to steal 196 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,042 the legendary Snakehole Sapphire. 197 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,011 What the-- No! 198 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,612 That sapphire has the power to activate 199 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,214 the Cuban Missile Crisis. 200 00:08:19,282 --> 00:08:22,217 Damn it, Macklin! I love it when you take charge. 201 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:25,020 Make love to me, you fool, you animal! 202 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:29,558 Okay, rain-check that, all right? 203 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:30,994 They're here. 204 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:33,095 Trick or treat! 205 00:08:33,163 --> 00:08:35,231 Oh! Look at them! 206 00:08:35,298 --> 00:08:36,966 Here you go, you little monsters. 207 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,134 I love this. You guys are the best. 208 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:41,237 My love, we have to go. 209 00:08:41,304 --> 00:08:43,472 Just put all the candy in a bowl or something. 210 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,074 What's wrong? 211 00:08:45,141 --> 00:08:46,976 - Did you eat all the candy? - No. 212 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,043 - Did you? - Yes. 213 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,278 But that's not what's wrong. 214 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:53,215 It's just, seeing all those kids out there... 215 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,785 Babe... 216 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:58,220 I want to put a babe in you, babe. 217 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,356 Andy, you know where I stand on this. 218 00:09:00,424 --> 00:09:02,825 Yes, I would love all the awesome stuff 219 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:03,926 my body would go through. 220 00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:05,862 I mean, if all it meant was puking 221 00:09:05,929 --> 00:09:08,798 and getting weird stretch marks and veins everywhere, 222 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:10,166 then sign me up. 223 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:13,202 But at the end, we've brought a child into the world. 224 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:14,704 - That's disgusting. - No. 225 00:09:14,772 --> 00:09:15,938 They wipe all of the disgusting stuff 226 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:17,608 off of it immediately. 227 00:09:18,676 --> 00:09:19,709 We're gonna be late for dinner. 228 00:09:19,777 --> 00:09:22,012 - Okay. - Let's go. 229 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,646 - Hey. - Come on in. 230 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:26,216 Hey, always nice to see Janet Snakehole 231 00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:28,184 and Burt Macklin in the mix. 232 00:09:28,252 --> 00:09:29,412 What are you guys dressed as? 233 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:32,823 Oh, I'm Sandra Dee O'Connor. Get it? 234 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,292 Sandra Dee plus Sandra Day O'Connor? 235 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:37,527 - Who's Sandra Dee? - Who's Sandra Day O'Connor? 236 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:38,929 Forget it. 237 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,698 And I am the Lamplighter, 238 00:09:41,766 --> 00:09:44,067 a character from my new board game sequel, 239 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:47,037 "Cones of Dunshire: Winds of Tremorrah." 240 00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:51,608 Gameplay Magazine called it "punishingly intricate." 241 00:09:51,676 --> 00:09:53,110 Hey, where are the kids at? 242 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,878 I want to say hi and wrestle all three of them at once. 243 00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:57,481 Oh, they're trick-or-treating in Georgetown with some friends. 244 00:09:57,548 --> 00:10:00,617 It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all. 245 00:10:06,391 --> 00:10:09,694 Hey, Andy, why don't you give me a hand in the kitchen? 246 00:10:10,762 --> 00:10:13,096 So what do you need a hand with? 247 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:16,533 Oh, no, I just thought you might want to talk. 248 00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:19,603 Whoa. Dude, that's really slick. 249 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,207 Oh, man, that's some secret agent stuff right there. 250 00:10:23,475 --> 00:10:25,643 So April's still on the fence about kids, huh? 251 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,945 Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man. 252 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:29,780 I want kids so bad. 253 00:10:29,848 --> 00:10:31,715 You know, yesterday I was at the park, 254 00:10:31,783 --> 00:10:33,703 and I saw this group of eight-year-olds laughing, 255 00:10:33,752 --> 00:10:35,653 playing, having a good time. 256 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,788 I almost started crying. 257 00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:39,256 Granted, I'd just face-planted on my rollerblades. 258 00:10:39,324 --> 00:10:40,724 That's what they were laughing at. 259 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,693 Sure. 260 00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:45,095 - All right, go ahead. - What? 261 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:47,303 You're gonna lecture me about how Andy and I should have kids. 262 00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:48,699 You're gonna be like, "They're so great. 263 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,902 "They change your life, and yes, they drive you nuts, 264 00:10:50,969 --> 00:10:53,304 "but it's all worth it for the beauty and the majesty 265 00:10:53,372 --> 00:10:55,172 "and the glory of their little faces in the morning. 266 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,507 Blah, blah, blah, and barf." 267 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:57,842 You know why it's so unfair? 268 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,377 Because you guys got so lucky. 269 00:10:59,444 --> 00:11:01,579 You had sex one time, and you had three kids, 270 00:11:01,647 --> 00:11:04,682 and they're all, like, smart and great and healthy, 271 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,084 and now your lives are perfect. 272 00:11:06,151 --> 00:11:07,585 But our life is pretty perfect already. 273 00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:10,088 And you know what, kids act the opposite of their parents. 274 00:11:10,155 --> 00:11:11,489 That's why your kids are so cool. 275 00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:12,837 But Andy and I are cool already, 276 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:14,859 so our kids will be, like, really lame and weird. 277 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:16,995 I'm sorry. I just don't know what to do. 278 00:11:17,062 --> 00:11:19,764 Please tell me what to do. What do I do? 279 00:11:19,832 --> 00:11:22,166 It's not about trying to make your life perfect. 280 00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:24,836 Nobody's lives are perfect. 281 00:11:24,903 --> 00:11:29,107 You have kids because you and Andy are a team 282 00:11:29,174 --> 00:11:31,109 and you want to bring in some new team members. 283 00:11:31,176 --> 00:11:33,044 So you think we should? 284 00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:34,552 I don't know if you should have kids. 285 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:35,914 I really don't. 286 00:11:35,981 --> 00:11:38,651 But I do like your team. 287 00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:42,988 All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close. 288 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,656 Babe, you look more beautiful right now 289 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,191 than I have ever seen you. 290 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:47,592 Wow. 291 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:50,395 Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. 292 00:11:50,463 --> 00:11:52,831 Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off? 293 00:11:52,899 --> 00:11:55,534 No! I want it on! That's the whole point. 294 00:11:55,601 --> 00:11:57,769 I put the makeup on after I went into labor. 295 00:11:57,837 --> 00:11:59,404 Whatever blows your skirt up. 296 00:11:59,472 --> 00:12:01,773 Okay, you ready to push? 297 00:12:01,841 --> 00:12:04,342 Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix. 298 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,545 ♪ He did the mash 299 00:12:06,612 --> 00:12:08,580 Here comes a contraction. Are you ready? 300 00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,248 Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this. 301 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:12,684 - ♪ It was a graveyard smash - ♪ He did the mash 302 00:12:12,752 --> 00:12:14,486 ♪ It caught on in a flash 303 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:16,221 ♪ He did the mash 304 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:18,056 ♪ He did the monster mash 305 00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:21,560 ♪ From my laboratory in the castle east ♪ 306 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:23,428 Burt Macklin Junior? 307 00:12:23,496 --> 00:12:25,464 Mm, we need a Halloween angle. 308 00:12:25,531 --> 00:12:30,135 How about... Demon Spawn Baby Satan Dwyer? 309 00:12:30,203 --> 00:12:31,670 Oh, I like that. Yeah. 310 00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:33,705 Or maybe 311 00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:39,244 Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin 312 00:12:39,312 --> 00:12:40,579 Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer? 313 00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:42,314 We call him "Jack" for short. 314 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:43,682 Hey. Hi. 315 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:44,950 Oh, I want to scream, 316 00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:46,285 but I don't want to wake up my godchild. 317 00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:47,586 I'm assuming it's my godchild, right? 318 00:12:47,654 --> 00:12:49,414 - We can talk about it later. - Congrats, guys. 319 00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:51,190 I know it came unexpectedly early, 320 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,558 but pretty cool he was born in Pawnee. 321 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:53,926 Where do I put these? 322 00:12:53,994 --> 00:12:55,628 I have so many presents, it's weird. 323 00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:59,465 Yes! Oh, for the baby? 324 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,667 Just put them over there. 325 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:03,869 - What's his name? - Jack. 326 00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:06,906 Oh, that's good. 327 00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:09,575 Welcome to the team, little guy. 328 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:16,682 Take this down to maintenance. 329 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,150 I know just where to take it, Ethel, 330 00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:20,286 and I know just the person who should accompany me. 331 00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:21,721 I'm a little busy right now. 332 00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:23,155 Not you, Kyle. 333 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:25,024 How many times did you and I 334 00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:27,893 deliver a form to maintenance just like this? 335 00:13:27,961 --> 00:13:30,129 Oh, so many great conversations, 336 00:13:30,197 --> 00:13:32,398 bonding and mentoring moments. 337 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:36,903 It seems only right that we make this journey one final time. 338 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:38,972 - What was that, boo-boo? - Nothing. 339 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:40,640 Oh! 340 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:44,077 Tommy-T and Sexy Lexy Knope. 341 00:13:44,144 --> 00:13:46,346 Ooh, what are you two bad larrys up to? 342 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,181 Well, this is our last day in Pawnee, 343 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:50,350 and we have one last problem to fix. 344 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,951 Hold up. You're leaving? 345 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:53,086 For truth? 346 00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:55,822 I am gonna miss you so much. 347 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,457 What's going on? You're not injured? 348 00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:59,125 Uh, yeah, I'm injured. 349 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:00,293 I got a terminal case of 350 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,829 "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags"! 351 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:04,931 Shaaa-boosh! 352 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,400 It's a winter wonderland. 353 00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:10,303 I'm gonna be so sad to see you go. 354 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,573 Will you do me one final kindness? 355 00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:17,243 Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam, 356 00:14:17,311 --> 00:14:20,213 but then we fall in love for real? 357 00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:21,921 Also, can I have a pair of your gym socks? 358 00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:23,429 No, wait, it's not for anything weird. 359 00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,085 It's just a fetish I have. 360 00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:26,753 - Jean-Ralphio... - Yeah. 361 00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:30,123 Although I truly hope that I never see you again, 362 00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:35,361 I do wish you a long and happy life. 363 00:14:35,429 --> 00:14:39,199 Today, we say good-bye to Jean-Ralphio Saperstein. 364 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,935 As per his last will and testament, 365 00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,337 we will now listen to his favorite song, 366 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:48,241 Bend Over by Lil Jon, featuring Tyga. 367 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,944 ♪ Bend ova, make your knees touch your elbows ♪ 368 00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:53,046 ♪ 369 00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:55,582 ♪ Bend ova, make your knees touch your elbows ♪ 370 00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:58,651 ♪ 371 00:14:58,719 --> 00:14:59,853 Ooh, okay. 372 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,121 Okay, they bought it. They bought it. 373 00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:02,455 - Do you have the insurance money? - No doubt. 374 00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:03,923 No doubt. Let's hit it, bro. 375 00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:06,259 Time to start a casino in... 376 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:09,696 ♪ Tajikistan ♪ Aaaaan 377 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,431 ♪ Tajikistan 378 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:13,032 ♪ Talking 'bout Tajiki... 379 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,434 Stan! 380 00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:15,668 Jean-Ralphio? 381 00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:18,271 - Go! Tajikistan is off! - Go, go, go, go! 382 00:15:18,339 --> 00:15:21,241 Tajikistan is off! Tajikistan is off! 383 00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:24,878 So... Tom and I have a swing to fix. 384 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,247 Let's go. 385 00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:31,551 Leslie, I've always loved you. 386 00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:33,620 I know. 387 00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:39,593 Oh, man! 388 00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:41,541 I forgot that maintenance was closed on Fridays. 389 00:15:41,863 --> 00:15:43,063 What would our last ride be 390 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,365 without one more bureaucratic snafu? 391 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:48,235 Don't worry, boo-boo, Tommy will solve this problem no sweat. 392 00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:51,338 Can I just say, Tom, you have accomplished so much. 393 00:15:51,405 --> 00:15:54,140 You have come so far. Now you're so successful. 394 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,809 - Don't forget well-dressed. - Yes. 395 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:56,977 And well-dressed. 396 00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:59,546 I am so very proud of you. 397 00:15:59,614 --> 00:16:01,181 Thanks, Leslie. 398 00:16:01,249 --> 00:16:02,816 I'm proud of me too. 399 00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,117 Nice crooning, buddy. 400 00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,753 Uh, the gentleman by the bar there 401 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,255 sent you over this glass of wine... 402 00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:11,493 and his business card. 403 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:16,296 Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro 404 00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:18,932 has been presented with a huge expansion opportunity. 405 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,333 I don't want to make a decision until I hear 406 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,002 from my senior advisory board. 407 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,737 So is this a good idea? 408 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:26,473 - Accounting Nerd? - I'm a congressman, Tom. 409 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:27,908 Can you at least call me "Ben"? 410 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,376 No can do, Accounting Nerd. 411 00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:30,978 We all knew you before you were a big shot. 412 00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:32,512 Let's keep the whining to a minimum. 413 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,681 Well, there are always gonna be risks 414 00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,484 when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. 415 00:16:37,552 --> 00:16:39,320 All the numbers line up. 416 00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:40,788 Side note: 417 00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:44,858 I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu. 418 00:16:44,926 --> 00:16:47,261 Ugh. The worst. Ron? 419 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,463 It's a bold, capitalistic gambit, son, 420 00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:51,366 but nothing ventured, nothing gained. 421 00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,200 Regal Meagle? 422 00:16:53,268 --> 00:16:54,702 Real estate is pretty cheap right now. 423 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,304 If you're gonna do it, this is a good time. 424 00:16:57,372 --> 00:16:59,273 Okay, I'm doing it. 425 00:16:59,341 --> 00:17:00,574 Over the next five years, 426 00:17:00,642 --> 00:17:03,744 there's gonna be 20 Tom's Bistros across America. 427 00:17:03,812 --> 00:17:06,580 Look out, world, Tommy's about to blow up. 428 00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,183 And blow up he did, 429 00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:10,951 but not in the good way. 430 00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:12,720 He lost everything. 431 00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:16,624 Today, Tom Haverford is broke, destitute, 432 00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:19,093 and worst of all, swaggerless. 433 00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:20,861 Tommy, you got to stop watching this. 434 00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:22,697 I can't tear myself away. 435 00:17:22,764 --> 00:17:24,031 It's a whole documentary about my failures. 436 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:26,200 That you made. 437 00:17:26,268 --> 00:17:27,769 I had to. 438 00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,638 I have to remember every tiny, awful aspect of this. 439 00:17:30,706 --> 00:17:32,106 I lost everything, Lucy-- 440 00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:33,808 The franchises, most of my money. 441 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:35,743 I had to sell my pocket square collection. 442 00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:37,912 What are people's eyes gonna be drawn to? 443 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,747 Look, you had a tough break. 444 00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:42,583 The stock market tanked, credit dried up. 445 00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:43,584 Who could have predicted that the country 446 00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:44,652 would run out of beef? 447 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,454 You just got to move on. 448 00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:47,602 That's the problem, though. 449 00:17:47,656 --> 00:17:48,856 I've gone bust in the past, 450 00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,558 but it was because I did something reckless. 451 00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:52,227 This time I was smart and careful, 452 00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:53,361 and I still went broke. 453 00:17:53,429 --> 00:17:55,130 What do I do now? 454 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,631 Well, you and I are gonna be fine, 455 00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:59,367 and you'll come up with a new idea. 456 00:17:59,435 --> 00:18:02,303 You always do. 457 00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:04,639 I once started an entertainment company. 458 00:18:04,707 --> 00:18:06,841 It failed in four months. 459 00:18:06,909 --> 00:18:08,877 I opened a clothing rental store. 460 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:11,613 I built a restaurant empire. 461 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:13,181 They all failed, 462 00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:17,185 but the story of America isn't about second or third chances. 463 00:18:17,253 --> 00:18:23,191 It's about 4th, 5th, 6th, 20th, 50th chances. 464 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,727 That's how long it took me to get where I am today: 465 00:18:25,795 --> 00:18:27,729 Best-selling author of... 466 00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:30,999 Failure: An American Success Story. 467 00:18:38,741 --> 00:18:40,175 As you know if you've read the book, 468 00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:44,379 I've outlined seven different types of successful people. 469 00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:50,085 You can be an Andy, an April, 470 00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:53,755 a Ben, a Leslie, 471 00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:57,893 a Ron, a Donna, 472 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:00,729 or my personal favorite, a Tom. 473 00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:03,765 But what do we definitely not want to be? 474 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,267 A Garry! 475 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:07,669 That's right. Do not be a Garry. 476 00:19:07,737 --> 00:19:10,973 Oh, he's talking about me! 477 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:12,841 Hey. 478 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:15,177 Hey, thanks so much for coming, guys. 479 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,245 Are you kidding? 480 00:19:16,313 --> 00:19:17,813 Tom, this is incredible. 481 00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:20,215 A best-selling book, a 40-city tour? 482 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,650 Well, I couldn't have done it without you. 483 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,419 Well, the book's called Failure. 484 00:19:23,486 --> 00:19:25,254 - I don't know how to take that. - I'm serious. 485 00:19:25,322 --> 00:19:27,256 You guys have always supported me. 486 00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:29,491 Here, I inscribed you a copy. 487 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,026 Oh. 488 00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:33,362 "When I think of success, I think of you. 489 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:35,397 "You are a true inspiration to me. 490 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,900 I love you, Tom Haverford." 491 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:40,869 Oh, sorry, that's actually for Kendrick Lamar. 492 00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:42,805 Here's yours. 493 00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:45,607 "Best wishes." 494 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:47,176 And I mean every word of it. 495 00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,115 So how are we gonna fix this swing? 496 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:54,550 Hold a public forum, 497 00:19:54,618 --> 00:19:57,353 have a rally, smash that door, and do some looting? 498 00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:59,622 Actually, I think there's a simpler solution. 499 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,760 We just need the help of the most powerful man in Pawnee. 500 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:06,929 Jim, how the heck are you? Yeah, look. 501 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,198 I hate to bother you, but I'm here with my two best friends, 502 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:10,900 Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford... 503 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,535 Shh! 504 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,370 And we need the first floor maintenance room open. 505 00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:17,206 Mm. Okay, great, and best to Louise and the girls. 506 00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:18,775 Okay, bye-bye. 507 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,977 - You guys are all set. - Thank you, Mayor Gergich. 508 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,378 You really saved our butts. 509 00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:24,247 I am so happy that you get to be mayor. 510 00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:25,448 Are you enjoying yourself? 511 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,616 Oh, are you kidding me? 512 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,851 Leslie, I know that this is purely ceremonial, 513 00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:30,639 and it'll be over in just a couple of weeks, 514 00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:32,488 but I just don't know how my life 515 00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:33,856 could get any better than this. 516 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:36,559 Oh! 517 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:39,562 In a turn of events both shocking and unexpected, 518 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:43,199 interim mayor Garry Gergich was officially elected today, 519 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,535 thanks to a massive write-in campaign. 520 00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,504 Mayor Gergich, what are your plans 521 00:20:47,571 --> 00:20:48,938 for your first actual term? 522 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,206 Oh, jeez, you know what? 523 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:51,608 I have no idea, Perd. 524 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,543 I mean, this is so crazy. 525 00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:54,911 I just hope I do a good job, 526 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:57,313 and I promise I'm gonna try my best. 527 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,750 And faithfully serve the people of Pawnee, Indiana. 528 00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:05,021 As president of City Council, I, Councilwoman Brandi Maxxxx, 529 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:09,359 star of more than 11,000 adult films in the last two years, 530 00:21:09,427 --> 00:21:13,963 officially declare Garry Gergich Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana, 531 00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:15,165 for the fourth time. 532 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,233 Thank you, Pawnee! 533 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:18,601 Okay, great. 534 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,370 Garry Gergich, you are now mayor, 535 00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:23,973 again, for the tenth time, proving conclusively 536 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,342 that in these corporate states of America, 537 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,512 it's the entrenched powers who hold all the cards. 538 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,548 Thank you, Councilman Morris. 539 00:21:31,615 --> 00:21:33,616 Thank you, Pawnee! 540 00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:37,954 Happy birthday, my sweet, sweet husband. 541 00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:40,457 We all love you so much. 542 00:21:40,525 --> 00:21:43,593 I have had the perfect life. 543 00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:45,929 I have had the perfect marriage... 544 00:21:45,997 --> 00:21:48,365 - Oh! - The perfect children, 545 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:52,836 and the perfect grandchildren and great-grandchildren! 546 00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:56,573 And I just want you to know how much I love you. 547 00:21:56,641 --> 00:21:59,776 Okay, come on, everybody, say, "Gergich!" 548 00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:03,680 Gergich! 549 00:22:03,748 --> 00:22:07,584 Mayor Garry Gergich died peacefully in his sleep 550 00:22:07,652 --> 00:22:09,586 on his 100th birthday, 551 00:22:09,654 --> 00:22:13,523 holding the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle. 552 00:22:13,591 --> 00:22:16,793 Man, Gayle looks amazing. 553 00:22:16,861 --> 00:22:18,195 Yeah, yeah. I know. 554 00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:19,496 He will now be given 555 00:22:19,564 --> 00:22:23,433 the Indiana Notary Society's highest honor, 556 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,168 the 21-Stamp Salute. 557 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:36,146 Oh, rest in peace, friend. 558 00:22:36,214 --> 00:22:39,449 They spelled his name wrong on the tombstone. 559 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:45,088 - Eh, close enough. - Eh. 560 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,057 It's time to go. 561 00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:52,284 Okay. How's this for a headline? 562 00:22:52,351 --> 00:22:55,487 "Still Swinging: Parks Gang Reunites for One Last Bang." 563 00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:56,955 That's a little dirty. 564 00:22:57,023 --> 00:22:59,124 Well, it's a headline, Shauna. Sex sells. 565 00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:00,425 Knope, 566 00:23:00,493 --> 00:23:03,495 make yourself useful and hand me that crescent wrench. 567 00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:07,165 Oh, not bad craftsmanship, Ron. 568 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:09,135 It is perfect craftsmanship. 569 00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:13,873 I calculate the cost of my labor at $38. 570 00:23:14,641 --> 00:23:17,409 I can send the bill to you? 571 00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:19,711 So you think you're gonna stick around Pawnee? 572 00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:21,480 Oh, I imagine so. 573 00:23:21,548 --> 00:23:23,882 Not sure where I would go, really. 574 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:26,885 Well, we're gonna come back here a lot. 575 00:23:26,953 --> 00:23:28,889 You know what they say. 576 00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:32,192 Don't be a stranger. 577 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,661 Despite the recent financial crisis, 578 00:23:35,729 --> 00:23:39,598 Very Good Building Company will finish fiscal year 2022 579 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:42,535 in excellent financial shape, thanks in large part 580 00:23:42,602 --> 00:23:45,371 to the stewardship of your chairman, Ron Swanson. 581 00:23:45,438 --> 00:23:48,207 Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words? 582 00:23:52,045 --> 00:23:55,314 I resign as chairman, effective immediately. 583 00:23:55,382 --> 00:23:58,284 Uh, would you like to explain why? 584 00:23:58,351 --> 00:23:59,818 No. 585 00:23:59,886 --> 00:24:02,221 Should we discuss your retirement package? 586 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,456 Just give me whatever the board thinks is fair. 587 00:24:04,524 --> 00:24:07,426 - Agreed. - Best of luck. 588 00:24:07,494 --> 00:24:10,062 Don't get emotional, Vaughn. You're embarrassing yourself. 589 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,600 What just happened? 590 00:24:18,038 --> 00:24:20,239 Ron, your family is beautiful. 591 00:24:20,307 --> 00:24:22,175 They're a handsome bunch. 592 00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:25,678 Diane and I are especially proud because Ivy was just accepted 593 00:24:25,746 --> 00:24:26,746 at Stanford University. 594 00:24:26,747 --> 00:24:27,914 Wow. 595 00:24:27,982 --> 00:24:29,215 Yeah, it's gonna cost an arm and a leg. 596 00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:30,550 You take my advice? 597 00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,051 I did. Thank you, again. 598 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,453 I sold some of my gold 599 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,523 and officially diversified my portfolio. 600 00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:38,058 Congratulations. 601 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,660 You now own 51% of the Lagavulin Distillery. 602 00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:42,088 Pleasure doing business with you. 603 00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:43,196 And with you. 604 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,766 Sláinte. 605 00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:49,404 So, Ron, what brings you here? 606 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:53,907 I am at something of a personal crossroads. 607 00:24:53,975 --> 00:24:56,510 Yes! I love personal crossroads. 608 00:24:56,577 --> 00:25:00,514 I once made the mistake of not talking to you at such a moment, 609 00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:03,617 and I do not intend to repeat that error. 610 00:25:03,684 --> 00:25:05,085 Well, let's take a walk. 611 00:25:05,153 --> 00:25:07,922 There's a cute, little park nearby. 612 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:11,525 I suppose I had simply 613 00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:13,460 accomplished everything I wanted to, 614 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:16,563 and there seemed to be little point in continuing. 615 00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:19,399 So what do you want to do now? 616 00:25:19,467 --> 00:25:21,134 Well, that's the problem. 617 00:25:21,202 --> 00:25:22,669 I'm not sure. 618 00:25:22,737 --> 00:25:24,638 My kids are growing up. 619 00:25:24,706 --> 00:25:27,541 My days in an office feel like a waste. 620 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:32,579 I would like to turn my attention to something... 621 00:25:32,647 --> 00:25:35,649 that would make me feel useful, 622 00:25:35,717 --> 00:25:40,354 but for the life of me, I cannot figure out what. 623 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:44,024 And there are not many people-- 624 00:25:44,092 --> 00:25:46,594 I mean, we were workplace proximity acquaintances 625 00:25:46,661 --> 00:25:49,029 for many years, and so I thought-- 626 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:50,164 I thought maybe... 627 00:25:50,232 --> 00:25:52,766 Say no more, you big softie. 628 00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,835 I'm gonna spend every waking moment 629 00:25:54,903 --> 00:25:56,938 trying to figure this out for you. 630 00:25:58,006 --> 00:25:58,939 You want to stay for dinner? 631 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,474 - We're having steak. - Mm? 632 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:02,142 But we're also hosting several members 633 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:04,145 of the House Subcommittee on Foreign Affairs. 634 00:26:04,212 --> 00:26:06,581 I'll take that steak to go, please and thank you. 635 00:26:12,087 --> 00:26:15,857 Hey, there you are. Thanks for meeting me here. 636 00:26:15,924 --> 00:26:16,924 Well, if you'd have held them here 637 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,126 instead of that conference room, 638 00:26:18,193 --> 00:26:19,927 I would have come to more meetings. 639 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:23,298 I got to tell you, Leslie, establishing this national park 640 00:26:23,365 --> 00:26:27,068 right next to Pawnee is quite an accomplishment. 641 00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:29,370 This is a fine piece of land you saved. 642 00:26:29,438 --> 00:26:31,272 Thank you, Ron. 643 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,608 You want to run it? 644 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,144 The superintendent of Bryce Canyon retired, 645 00:26:36,211 --> 00:26:38,146 and I convinced the superintendent of this park 646 00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:40,281 to transfer, shuffled a few things around. 647 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,517 The point is someone needs to take care of this place now. 648 00:26:42,584 --> 00:26:44,452 Thought it should be you. 649 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,121 I... 650 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,756 Well, first of all, I would be working 651 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,124 for the federal government. 652 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,560 Your job would be to walk around the land alone, 653 00:26:52,628 --> 00:26:54,529 you'd live in the same town you've always lived in, 654 00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:55,897 you'd work outside, you'd talk to bears. 655 00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:57,165 Next argument? 656 00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:59,501 There must be dozens of people gunning for this job. 657 00:26:59,568 --> 00:27:01,870 I wouldn't want you to ruffle any feathers. 658 00:27:01,937 --> 00:27:03,104 Am I even qualified? 659 00:27:03,172 --> 00:27:04,773 Well, a few people might be annoyed, 660 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,874 but they'll get over it. 661 00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:07,675 And as far as your qualifications, 662 00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:09,145 you're Ron Swanson. 663 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,215 Stop being a dummy and accept. 664 00:27:13,482 --> 00:27:15,550 - When do I start? - Oh, today. 665 00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:16,818 I already accepted for you. 666 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:19,254 I still remember how to forge your signature. 667 00:27:19,321 --> 00:27:20,824 Let's go meet your staff. 668 00:27:23,092 --> 00:27:24,926 Pawnee National Park rangers, 669 00:27:24,994 --> 00:27:28,931 this is Ron Swanson, your new superintendent and boss. 670 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:34,803 Rangers, my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson. 671 00:27:34,871 --> 00:27:38,740 Your job and mine is to walk this land 672 00:27:38,808 --> 00:27:40,976 and make sure no one harms it. 673 00:27:41,043 --> 00:27:43,845 If you show up on time, speak honestly, 674 00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,547 and treat everyone with fairness, 675 00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:48,283 we will get along just fine. 676 00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:49,818 Though hopefully not too fine, 677 00:27:49,886 --> 00:27:52,320 as I'm not looking for any new friends. 678 00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:53,889 End of speech. 679 00:27:53,956 --> 00:27:55,357 Well said. 680 00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:01,163 Thank you, Leslie. 681 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:03,432 You're welcome, Ron. 682 00:28:07,637 --> 00:28:09,538 Okay. 683 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,240 Time to go to work. 684 00:28:13,910 --> 00:28:16,144 ♪ Laugh with me, buddy 685 00:28:16,212 --> 00:28:19,681 ♪ Jest with me, buddy 686 00:28:19,749 --> 00:28:24,586 ♪ Don't let her get the best of me, buddy ♪ 687 00:28:24,654 --> 00:28:27,723 ♪ Don't ever let me start 688 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,092 ♪ Feeling lonely 689 00:28:30,159 --> 00:28:32,261 ♪ 690 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,901 Well, I have to make a couple more adjustments. 691 00:28:43,106 --> 00:28:44,673 Babe, I don't want to seem dramatic, 692 00:28:44,741 --> 00:28:46,608 but I've just reconsidered every decision 693 00:28:46,676 --> 00:28:47,943 that we've made over the last year, 694 00:28:48,011 --> 00:28:50,145 and I think we need to stay in Pawnee forever. 695 00:28:50,213 --> 00:28:51,580 I know. 696 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,814 But we have to pick up the kids, 697 00:28:52,882 --> 00:28:53,982 and we have a flight to catch. 698 00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:55,517 But when is this group of people 699 00:28:55,585 --> 00:28:57,686 ever going to be all together again? 700 00:28:57,754 --> 00:28:59,288 That's all I want, 701 00:28:59,355 --> 00:29:01,990 all of these people in the same place at the same time. 702 00:29:02,058 --> 00:29:03,959 It'll happen someday. 703 00:29:04,027 --> 00:29:05,627 What's gonna happen between now and then? 704 00:29:05,695 --> 00:29:09,531 A lot, and it's all gonna be great. 705 00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:11,466 - You promise? - I promise. 706 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,942 This is a nice house. 707 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,044 You say that every time we're here. 708 00:29:22,112 --> 00:29:23,245 I'm just trying to distract you, 709 00:29:23,313 --> 00:29:25,314 so you don't have a nervous breakdown. 710 00:29:25,382 --> 00:29:27,149 I think I am past that point. 711 00:29:27,217 --> 00:29:28,417 You don't have to worry about me anymore. 712 00:29:28,485 --> 00:29:30,286 Hey, folks, welcome back. 713 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,521 Great to have so many good friends and colleagues. 714 00:29:32,589 --> 00:29:35,257 We're looking forward to a great conversation and a good dinner. 715 00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:38,994 As usual, there's only one rule: No shop talk. 716 00:29:39,062 --> 00:29:40,763 So if you want to discuss politics, 717 00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:42,765 you're gonna have to wait until after dinner. 718 00:29:42,832 --> 00:29:44,333 I'm looking at you, Leslie. 719 00:29:44,401 --> 00:29:47,536 Okay, well, as long as we get to play charades later. 720 00:29:47,604 --> 00:29:49,471 Okay. 721 00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:52,708 Last time we played charades, she spent 3 1/2 hours here. 722 00:29:52,776 --> 00:29:54,096 You're just mad 'cause you lost. 723 00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:55,844 Oh, come on. 724 00:30:01,522 --> 00:30:03,590 Damn! That food was good. 725 00:30:03,658 --> 00:30:05,258 I've said it before, and I'll say it again-- 726 00:30:05,326 --> 00:30:08,028 Joe Biden knows his way around a seafood risotto. 727 00:30:08,095 --> 00:30:09,863 You've said that before? 728 00:30:09,931 --> 00:30:13,066 Anyway, the point is, yes, I do like working at Interior. 729 00:30:13,134 --> 00:30:15,635 I love it, but I'm always looking for new challenges. 730 00:30:15,703 --> 00:30:16,970 Why do you ask? 731 00:30:17,038 --> 00:30:19,106 There's a rumor the governor of Indiana 732 00:30:19,173 --> 00:30:22,075 isn't going to run again, and my friends at the DNC 733 00:30:22,143 --> 00:30:25,312 are very interested in you as a candidate. 734 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,748 - For governor of Indiana? - Mm-hmm. 735 00:30:27,815 --> 00:30:29,975 Someone's been reading my kindergarten dream journal. 736 00:30:29,984 --> 00:30:31,285 So what do you think? 737 00:30:31,352 --> 00:30:32,819 I'll call you next week, and we can talk about it? 738 00:30:32,887 --> 00:30:35,289 O-okay, great. 739 00:30:35,356 --> 00:30:37,090 Well, this is exciting. 740 00:30:37,158 --> 00:30:38,592 I'm gonna take this energy, 741 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,594 and I'm gonna go crush Joe Biden in charades. 742 00:30:41,162 --> 00:30:43,065 Dr. Jill, let's pick teams. 743 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,934 Oh. Move. 744 00:30:47,202 --> 00:30:49,269 Need the congressman. This is time-sensitive. 745 00:30:49,337 --> 00:30:51,305 Hey, Jen, I didn't know you were here. 746 00:30:51,373 --> 00:30:52,406 I'm everywhere. 747 00:30:52,474 --> 00:30:54,341 You want to be governor of Indiana? 748 00:30:54,909 --> 00:30:55,809 What? 749 00:30:55,877 --> 00:30:57,311 Colquitt's not gonna run again. 750 00:30:57,379 --> 00:30:59,079 It's a rumor for now, but my gut says it's for real. 751 00:30:59,147 --> 00:31:00,547 You're the perfect candidate. 752 00:31:00,615 --> 00:31:02,716 Local hero, state government experience, 753 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:04,318 blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah. 754 00:31:04,386 --> 00:31:05,753 I mean, the only potential problem 755 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:08,355 is that devastatingly nerdy "Cones of Dunshire" thing. 756 00:31:08,423 --> 00:31:10,257 Uh, that's a problem? 757 00:31:10,325 --> 00:31:11,592 I'm sorry, 758 00:31:11,659 --> 00:31:13,761 but it's the ninth-highest selling multiplayer 759 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:18,599 figurine-based strategy fantasy sequel game in history. 760 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:21,268 Please don't bail on me because of what just happened. 761 00:31:23,905 --> 00:31:24,705 So... 762 00:31:24,773 --> 00:31:26,173 I had a pretty interesting conversation 763 00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:27,521 with Janet from the DNC tonight. 764 00:31:27,576 --> 00:31:28,709 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 765 00:31:28,777 --> 00:31:30,578 She said that Governor Colquitt 766 00:31:30,645 --> 00:31:32,379 might be stepping down, 767 00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:35,816 and the DNC thinks that I should run for governor. 768 00:31:35,884 --> 00:31:40,354 Oh, God. That... kind of sucks. 769 00:31:40,422 --> 00:31:41,689 Really? Why? 770 00:31:41,757 --> 00:31:43,524 No. I mean, that's-- 771 00:31:43,592 --> 00:31:44,759 That's amazing. 772 00:31:44,827 --> 00:31:49,063 It's just, Jen Barkley kind of approached me about running. 773 00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:51,433 Oh! Oh. 774 00:31:52,501 --> 00:31:55,336 Well, I mean, obviously... 775 00:31:57,239 --> 00:31:58,606 Right. Yeah, no, no. 776 00:31:58,674 --> 00:31:59,707 I mean, obviously... 777 00:31:59,775 --> 00:32:01,576 Yeah, I mean, obviously... 778 00:32:04,947 --> 00:32:07,182 Okay, pros of you running for governor: 779 00:32:07,249 --> 00:32:09,083 You would be a great governor, 780 00:32:09,151 --> 00:32:10,718 we could make Pawnee our home base, 781 00:32:10,786 --> 00:32:12,320 kids could go to school in Pawnee, 782 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,589 and it would be a huge career move for you. 783 00:32:14,657 --> 00:32:17,825 The pros of me running for governor are the same thing. 784 00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:19,327 - It's the same list. - Right. 785 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,329 The only con of you running would be 786 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,565 that I don't get to run and vice versa. 787 00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:27,335 Good. So we've solved it. 788 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,237 Ugh. Look. 789 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:30,745 We're going back to Pawnee in a week. 790 00:32:30,773 --> 00:32:32,641 Why don't we just talk about it after that? 791 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:34,009 Good idea. 792 00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:35,810 Hey, maybe we can drop by the old stomping ground, 793 00:32:35,878 --> 00:32:37,979 see how the Parks Department has changed. 794 00:32:38,047 --> 00:32:39,047 I love it. 795 00:32:39,115 --> 00:32:40,749 Okay, are you ready? 796 00:32:40,816 --> 00:32:43,018 No, but we don't have a choice, do we? 797 00:32:44,153 --> 00:32:46,021 Kids, dinner! 798 00:32:46,088 --> 00:32:48,288 Hey, I'm gonna eat in my room because I have to study. 799 00:32:48,324 --> 00:32:49,324 Can we go to Bobby's house to watch the game? 800 00:32:49,392 --> 00:32:50,625 Hey, dude, stop. 801 00:32:50,693 --> 00:32:51,860 - Did you finish your homework? - Yes, all of it. 802 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,161 - Okay, don't forget to... - That's mine. 803 00:32:53,229 --> 00:32:54,362 - We'll be back by 8:00. - Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom. 804 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,830 - Bye. - Okay, get your ice skates! 805 00:32:55,898 --> 00:32:56,998 - You have a lesson tomorrow! - Bye, Mom. 806 00:32:57,066 --> 00:32:58,300 - Bye, Dad. - Just-okay. 807 00:32:58,367 --> 00:32:59,970 Bye. 808 00:33:02,238 --> 00:33:04,806 - Want some broccoli? - Ugh, no. 809 00:33:05,975 --> 00:33:07,409 You know, now that I'm here, 810 00:33:07,477 --> 00:33:10,278 it's giving me an idea about this governor thing. 811 00:33:10,346 --> 00:33:12,447 Maybe we need fresh eyes, you know, 812 00:33:12,515 --> 00:33:13,915 other people to weigh in. 813 00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:18,820 We should talk to Ron or Tom or April or Donna or Andy even. 814 00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:20,956 - Sometimes he can be wise. - Oh, good idea. 815 00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:22,624 Let's call them. 816 00:33:22,692 --> 00:33:24,259 Or you know what else we could do? 817 00:33:24,327 --> 00:33:25,894 Just talk to them in person. 818 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,764 Hey! 819 00:33:28,831 --> 00:33:31,466 Surprise! 820 00:33:31,534 --> 00:33:33,035 Oh, wow. 821 00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:34,222 It's what you wanted, right, 822 00:33:34,237 --> 00:33:36,705 everyone in the same room at same time? 823 00:33:36,773 --> 00:33:39,041 I can't believe you. 824 00:33:39,108 --> 00:33:42,544 We're all here together in the same room... 825 00:33:42,612 --> 00:33:45,647 in this room. 826 00:33:45,715 --> 00:33:48,283 I don't think I could be happier right now. 827 00:33:48,351 --> 00:33:49,351 Want to bet? 828 00:33:49,419 --> 00:33:51,620 - Hi. - Oh, Ann's here! 829 00:33:51,688 --> 00:33:53,488 Ann. Ann's here! 830 00:33:53,556 --> 00:33:54,890 - Hi! - Oh! 831 00:33:54,957 --> 00:33:56,091 - Hey. - Hey, buddy. 832 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,793 - How you doing? - Oh, good. 833 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,728 - You guys, Ann's here. - Aww. 834 00:33:59,796 --> 00:34:01,196 - Should we move away from here? - Yeah, yeah. 835 00:34:01,264 --> 00:34:03,865 - This could go on for some time. - Ohh! 836 00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:09,593 Your hair looks amazing, by the way. 837 00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:11,194 You look like a cartoon princess. 838 00:34:11,262 --> 00:34:13,430 Oh, thank you! That's from the pills I was telling you about. 839 00:34:13,498 --> 00:34:14,665 I took some of those, 840 00:34:14,732 --> 00:34:15,899 but I don't know, they didn't do anything, 841 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,301 and they kind of upset my stomach. 842 00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:18,735 No, no, no. You're supposed to crack them 843 00:34:18,803 --> 00:34:20,838 and leave them on your hair overnight, not eat them. 844 00:34:20,905 --> 00:34:22,373 Oh, no. 845 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,009 Well, it's confusing 'cause they're delicious. 846 00:34:25,076 --> 00:34:27,278 Because my first book was such a smash, 847 00:34:27,345 --> 00:34:29,385 I had to come up with a new angle for the follow-up. 848 00:34:29,447 --> 00:34:32,416 Then it hit me... Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail. 849 00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:34,151 - Love it. - How's everything? 850 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:36,259 You properly treating yourself out there in Seattle? 851 00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:37,388 In a manner of speaking. 852 00:34:37,456 --> 00:34:39,223 Joe and I spend most of our time on the foundation. 853 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,983 I can't believe you went nonprofit. 854 00:34:42,027 --> 00:34:42,994 I mean, I love you. 855 00:34:43,062 --> 00:34:44,395 You're one of my best friends, 856 00:34:44,463 --> 00:34:46,564 but you have betrayed me and everything we stand for. 857 00:34:46,632 --> 00:34:48,366 - You've changed. - Maybe you're right. 858 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,468 By the way, what time is it? 859 00:34:50,536 --> 00:34:53,004 Oh, it looks like it's half past spla-Dow! 860 00:34:53,072 --> 00:34:54,305 What? 861 00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:55,606 I take it all back. 862 00:34:55,674 --> 00:34:56,874 That's a lot of diamonds. 863 00:34:56,942 --> 00:34:58,662 Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me! 864 00:34:58,711 --> 00:35:01,412 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Leslie. 865 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,181 - Hello, Ann. - Hi, April. 866 00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,383 Your kids are, like, surprisingly awesome. 867 00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:06,451 Thank you. 868 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:07,685 Did you use an egg donor 869 00:35:07,753 --> 00:35:10,121 or give Chris a hall pass for a night? 870 00:35:10,189 --> 00:35:12,690 Once again, they are my biological children. 871 00:35:12,758 --> 00:35:14,826 Once again, I don't believe you. 872 00:35:14,894 --> 00:35:18,463 Ann, you rainbow-infused space unicorn. 873 00:35:18,531 --> 00:35:22,033 Ann, you beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life. 874 00:35:22,101 --> 00:35:24,436 Ann, you opalescent tree shark. 875 00:35:24,504 --> 00:35:26,905 Leslie, you are the master of the metaphor. 876 00:35:26,973 --> 00:35:28,306 Oh. 877 00:35:28,374 --> 00:35:30,742 I recently compared her to a nutrient-rich chia seed. 878 00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:31,977 What's that thing on your wrist? 879 00:35:32,044 --> 00:35:33,545 Oh! 880 00:35:36,015 --> 00:35:38,183 You are extremely healthy. 881 00:35:38,251 --> 00:35:40,952 I do that literally 50 times a day. 882 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:44,189 Aren't you afraid that thing might give you cancer? 883 00:35:44,257 --> 00:35:45,824 Well, I am now. 884 00:35:45,892 --> 00:35:47,826 Well, there he is. 885 00:35:47,894 --> 00:35:50,662 Chip Traeger, you old son of a gun. 886 00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:52,197 Andy, it's Chris. 887 00:35:52,265 --> 00:35:54,366 Is it? 888 00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:55,801 Ha! Huh. 889 00:35:55,869 --> 00:35:59,004 Hello, Jack. Ron Swanson. 890 00:35:59,072 --> 00:36:00,339 Strong handshake. 891 00:36:00,406 --> 00:36:02,207 - Well done, you two. - Thank you. 892 00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:03,942 So are you gonna have another one? 893 00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:06,044 Um... 894 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,949 - Shh. - Shh. 895 00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:13,685 'Cause-- 'cause he's sleeping? 896 00:36:13,753 --> 00:36:15,220 How can you tell? 897 00:36:15,288 --> 00:36:16,722 Oh, it's a common misconception 898 00:36:16,789 --> 00:36:18,557 that the Oculus holds all of the power. 899 00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:19,892 It's actually the Lamplighter. 900 00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:21,693 Ann! Oh, my God! It's happening. 901 00:36:21,761 --> 00:36:24,390 It's totally happening. Our kids are falling in love. 902 00:36:24,397 --> 00:36:25,798 This is good. Okay, remember. 903 00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:28,100 If this is ever gonna work, we have to pretend to disapprove. 904 00:36:28,168 --> 00:36:30,069 Yeah, right, good call. 905 00:36:30,136 --> 00:36:31,537 Hey! 906 00:36:31,605 --> 00:36:32,905 - Leslie, no. - Oh. 907 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:35,608 Who cares? 908 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:38,444 Ann Arbor, Michigan, is literally the greatest city 909 00:36:38,511 --> 00:36:40,346 that I have ever lived in, 910 00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:42,781 but Pawnee is better, so we're moving back. 911 00:36:42,849 --> 00:36:44,016 - That's great. - Yeah. 912 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:46,085 I'm gonna run admissions at Indiana. 913 00:36:46,152 --> 00:36:47,820 I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers. 914 00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:50,323 Well, you're getting the better end of that deal. 915 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,391 Tom! 916 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:55,461 I took the quiz in your book about what kind of person I am. 917 00:36:55,529 --> 00:36:56,662 I'm a "Ron." 918 00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:58,431 Ha! I'm usually a "Tom," 919 00:36:58,498 --> 00:37:00,266 but sometimes I'm a "Donna." 920 00:37:00,334 --> 00:37:02,335 Last time I took it, I was a "Tom." 921 00:37:02,402 --> 00:37:05,171 What? No. 922 00:37:05,238 --> 00:37:06,372 No, no, no! 923 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,907 Take it again! 924 00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:10,176 I got to go recalibrate the quiz. 925 00:37:14,763 --> 00:37:18,100 ♪ Things I really want to do 926 00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:20,735 So did anyone have any insights 927 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,404 on our "running for governor" situation? 928 00:37:22,672 --> 00:37:24,392 I've been so busy catching up with everyone, 929 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,800 I haven't had a chance to ask them. 930 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,309 - Yeah, me neither. - Okay, here's what I think. 931 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:29,010 I hate when we're on opposite sides. 932 00:37:29,078 --> 00:37:30,745 It stinks. 933 00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:33,081 Plus, if one of us runs, it doesn't mean we're gonna win. 934 00:37:33,149 --> 00:37:35,684 Right, and it's not like this is the only career option 935 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:36,885 for either of us. 936 00:37:36,952 --> 00:37:39,120 So all that matters is that we are good. 937 00:37:39,188 --> 00:37:42,057 Right, which is why I have an idea. 938 00:37:42,124 --> 00:37:44,592 I think we should flip a coin. I mean it. 939 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:47,896 Let's literally flip a coin, because whoever runs 940 00:37:47,963 --> 00:37:50,665 is gonna do a great job, and whoever doesn't run 941 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:53,268 is gonna be right alongside the other one, 942 00:37:53,336 --> 00:37:56,004 offering advice and support and whatever they need. 943 00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:57,238 So it doesn't matter. 944 00:37:57,306 --> 00:37:58,707 So let's flip a coin. 945 00:37:58,774 --> 00:38:00,675 Okay, you, Leslie Knope, 946 00:38:00,743 --> 00:38:05,080 the queen of planning and binders and pro-and-con lists, 947 00:38:05,147 --> 00:38:08,416 you want to leave this to chance? 948 00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:14,122 Yes, because whatever's next, you and I are in it together. 949 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:16,591 So let's go tell everybody, and they can participate, 950 00:38:16,659 --> 00:38:18,426 and they can sign the coin, and then, you know, the coin 951 00:38:18,494 --> 00:38:21,198 will eventually make its way into the Smithsonian. 952 00:38:23,116 --> 00:38:25,050 Okay, everybody, gather around. 953 00:38:25,118 --> 00:38:27,819 First of all, I just have to say that all of you in the same room 954 00:38:27,887 --> 00:38:29,488 at the same time with your children here, 955 00:38:29,555 --> 00:38:30,889 it's like it's the greatest thing 956 00:38:30,957 --> 00:38:32,797 that's ever happened in the history of America. 957 00:38:32,859 --> 00:38:35,294 And secondly, Ben and I have an announcement. 958 00:38:35,361 --> 00:38:37,663 Leslie's running for governor of Indiana. 959 00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:40,532 What? 960 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,934 Bully for you, Knope. 961 00:38:42,002 --> 00:38:43,102 That's amazing. 962 00:38:43,169 --> 00:38:44,803 Yeah, she got approached by the DNC, 963 00:38:44,871 --> 00:38:46,972 and they think she has a great shot to win. 964 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,808 Indiana native, supremely qualified, 965 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:52,478 and she wrote that she wanted to be governor 966 00:38:52,545 --> 00:38:55,314 in her kindergarten dream journal. 967 00:38:55,382 --> 00:38:58,083 Just makes sense. 968 00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:02,488 So I'm running for governor. 969 00:39:02,556 --> 00:39:04,190 Yeah! 970 00:39:04,257 --> 00:39:05,958 Ben is gonna be running my campaign 971 00:39:06,026 --> 00:39:07,393 because he's a super genius, 972 00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:10,429 and he's got a tight, compact, little body 973 00:39:10,497 --> 00:39:13,432 like an Italian sports car. 974 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,701 But right now I'd like to make a toast. 975 00:39:15,769 --> 00:39:19,105 When we worked here together, 976 00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:22,808 we fought, scratched, and clawed 977 00:39:22,876 --> 00:39:25,678 to make people's lives a tiny bit better. 978 00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:28,347 That's what public service is all about-- 979 00:39:28,415 --> 00:39:31,083 Small, incremental change every day. 980 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:33,419 Teddy Roosevelt once said, 981 00:39:33,487 --> 00:39:36,555 "Far and away, the best prize that life has to offer 982 00:39:36,623 --> 00:39:40,359 is a chance to work hard at work worth doing." 983 00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:44,764 And I would add that what makes work worth doing 984 00:39:44,831 --> 00:39:47,467 is getting to do it with people that you love. 985 00:39:47,534 --> 00:39:50,002 I started my career more than 30 years ago 986 00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,471 in the Parks and Recreation Department 987 00:39:51,538 --> 00:39:53,973 right here in Pawnee, Indiana. 988 00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:56,209 I've had a lot of different jobs 989 00:39:56,276 --> 00:39:58,578 including two terms as your governor, 990 00:39:58,645 --> 00:40:02,815 and soon a new, unknown challenge awaits me, 991 00:40:02,883 --> 00:40:07,086 which to me, even now, is thrilling 992 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,387 because I love the work. 993 00:40:08,455 --> 00:40:11,023 Not to say that public service isn't sexy, 994 00:40:11,091 --> 00:40:13,226 because it definitely is, 995 00:40:13,294 --> 00:40:16,229 but that's not why we do it. 996 00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:17,964 We do it because we get the chance 997 00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:21,701 to work hard at work worth doing... 998 00:40:21,769 --> 00:40:25,038 alongside a team of people we love. 999 00:40:25,105 --> 00:40:30,176 So I thank those people who've walked with me, 1000 00:40:30,244 --> 00:40:33,179 and I thank you for this honor. 1001 00:40:33,247 --> 00:40:35,648 Now, go find your team, and get to work. 1002 00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:44,224 In addition to Governor Knope's honorary doctorate 1003 00:40:44,292 --> 00:40:46,059 from the School of Public Policy, 1004 00:40:46,127 --> 00:40:49,729 in recognition of all she's done for the people of Indiana, 1005 00:40:49,797 --> 00:40:53,967 the campus library will henceforth bear her name. 1006 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,739 [under breath] A [bleep] library? 1007 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,545 Yeah, that should do it. The swing is fixed. 1008 00:41:05,613 --> 00:41:08,048 - Yeah! - All right. 1009 00:41:08,115 --> 00:41:10,216 Well, there you have it, sir. 1010 00:41:10,284 --> 00:41:12,586 Another problem solved by the hard work 1011 00:41:12,653 --> 00:41:15,188 of dedicated public servants. 1012 00:41:15,256 --> 00:41:17,290 Okay, great. 1013 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:18,892 Bye. 1014 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,027 Yeah, that's about right. 1015 00:41:21,095 --> 00:41:23,096 Okay, well... 1016 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,232 Hang on. 1017 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,500 Gayle made me promise 1018 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,569 to get a quick picture just for old times' sake. 1019 00:41:29,637 --> 00:41:31,773 Good idea. Garry had a good idea. 1020 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,207 Oh, the lighting's all wrong. 1021 00:41:34,275 --> 00:41:35,595 I'm gonna send you a glamour shot. 1022 00:41:35,610 --> 00:41:36,843 Just Photoshop me in later. 1023 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,412 I'm not gonna show up in that picture anyway 1024 00:41:38,479 --> 00:41:39,813 because I'm a vampire. 1025 00:41:39,881 --> 00:41:42,081 Hey, babe, for this picture, should I be Burt Macklin, 1026 00:41:42,116 --> 00:41:44,518 Johnny Karate, or my new character, 1027 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,187 Sergeant Thunderfist, MD? 1028 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,522 Where did you get that? 1029 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,709 I found it in the sandbox. 1030 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:50,891 Ew! 1031 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:52,192 Go Macklin. 1032 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,161 - Macklin's the hottest. - Get on with it. 1033 00:41:54,228 --> 00:41:56,363 I can't hold this smile forever. I look ridiculous. 1034 00:41:56,475 --> 00:41:58,376 Okay, hang on. Okay. 1035 00:42:01,577 --> 00:42:03,083 You ready, babe? 1036 00:42:04,617 --> 00:42:05,820 Yes. 1037 00:42:07,754 --> 00:42:08,916 I'm ready. 1038 00:42:10,954 --> 00:42:14,022 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1039 00:42:14,056 --> 00:42:15,821 ♪ Riding around in the breeze ♪ 1040 00:42:15,855 --> 00:42:19,524 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1041 00:42:19,558 --> 00:42:21,491 ♪ If you live the life you please ♪ 1042 00:42:21,525 --> 00:42:25,226 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1043 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:27,296 ♪ Doing the best you can ♪ 1044 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:30,863 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1045 00:42:30,897 --> 00:42:33,134 ♪ As long as you lend a hand ♪ 1046 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,827 That is a series wrap on Parks and Recreation. 1047 00:42:46,350 --> 00:42:51,350 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com