1 00:00:02,308 --> 00:00:03,141 [ footsteps approaching ] 2 00:00:03,225 --> 00:00:04,517 Morty, you got to come on. 3 00:00:04,602 --> 00:00:06,060 You got to come with me. 4 00:00:06,145 --> 00:00:06,978 What's going on? 5 00:00:07,062 --> 00:00:07,979 I got a surprise for you, Morty. 6 00:00:08,063 --> 00:00:08,855 It's the middle of the night. 7 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:10,648 I got a surprise for you. 8 00:00:10,733 --> 00:00:11,733 Ow! 9 00:00:11,734 --> 00:00:13,526 Ow! You're tugging me too hard. 10 00:00:13,611 --> 00:00:14,891 I got a surprise for you, Morty. 11 00:00:17,573 --> 00:00:19,115 What do you [burps] what do you 12 00:00:19,199 --> 00:00:21,117 think of this flying vehicle, Morty? 13 00:00:21,201 --> 00:00:22,785 I built it out of stuff I found in the garage. 14 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:24,245 Yeah, Rick, it's... it's great. 15 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:25,413 Is this the surprise? 16 00:00:25,497 --> 00:00:27,582 Morty, I had to... I had to do... 17 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,250 I had to... I had to... 18 00:00:29,335 --> 00:00:30,251 I had to make a bomb, Morty. 19 00:00:30,336 --> 00:00:31,336 I had to create a bomb. 20 00:00:31,337 --> 00:00:32,337 What?! A bomb?! 21 00:00:32,338 --> 00:00:33,618 We're gonna drop it down there... 22 00:00:33,672 --> 00:00:34,547 Just get a whole fresh start, Morty. 23 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:36,132 Create a whole fresh start. 24 00:00:36,216 --> 00:00:37,300 T-t-that's absolutely crazy! 25 00:00:37,384 --> 00:00:38,426 Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. 26 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:39,969 It's gonna be good. 27 00:00:40,054 --> 00:00:41,971 Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica. 28 00:00:42,056 --> 00:00:43,056 Jessica? 29 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:44,265 From my math class? 30 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,142 When I drop the bomb, I don't... 31 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:47,769 You know, I want you to have somebody, 32 00:00:47,853 --> 00:00:49,687 you know... I want you to have the thing... 33 00:00:49,772 --> 00:00:51,022 I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, 34 00:00:51,106 --> 00:00:52,106 and you're gonna be Adam. 35 00:00:52,191 --> 00:00:53,232 [ groans ] 36 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:55,860 And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty. 37 00:00:55,944 --> 00:00:57,028 No, you can't! 38 00:00:57,112 --> 00:00:58,512 J-Jessica doesn't even know I exist. 39 00:00:58,530 --> 00:00:59,697 But... but... but forget about that, 40 00:00:59,782 --> 00:01:01,324 because you can't blow up humanity. 41 00:01:01,408 --> 00:01:02,867 I-I get what you're trying to say, M-Morty. 42 00:01:02,951 --> 00:01:04,494 Listen, I'm not... you don't... 43 00:01:04,578 --> 00:01:06,704 y-y-you don't got to worry about me trying to fool around with... 44 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:08,869 with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. 45 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:10,208 I'm... I'm not that kind of guy, Morty. 46 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:11,584 What are you talking about, Rick? 47 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:13,169 You... you... you don't have to worry about me getting 48 00:01:13,253 --> 00:01:14,462 with Jessica or anything. 49 00:01:14,546 --> 00:01:16,964 She... she... she... she... she's all for you, Morty. 50 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:19,133 I don't care about Jessica! 51 00:01:19,218 --> 00:01:20,343 You know what, Morty? You're right. 52 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:22,011 Let's forget the girl all together. 53 00:01:22,096 --> 00:01:23,596 She... she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. 54 00:01:23,681 --> 00:01:25,098 SHIP: Arming Neutrino bomb. 55 00:01:25,182 --> 00:01:26,015 That's it... That's it, Rick. 56 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:26,891 I'm taking the wheel. 57 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:28,142 Get off of me, Morty! 58 00:01:28,227 --> 00:01:29,602 I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy. 59 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:30,895 What's gotten into you? 60 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:32,313 I'm... I'm... I'm... 61 00:01:32,398 --> 00:01:34,691 I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... 62 00:01:34,775 --> 00:01:36,025 What are you, crazy? 63 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,485 Person and just let you blow up the whole world. 64 00:01:37,569 --> 00:01:38,403 All right, all right. 65 00:01:38,487 --> 00:01:39,821 I'll... I'll land. 66 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:40,738 I'll land. I'll land. 67 00:01:40,823 --> 00:01:42,615 I'll land the thing. 68 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,117 Big tough guy all of a sudden. 69 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:49,038 We'll park it right here, Morty. 70 00:01:49,123 --> 00:01:50,373 Right here on the s-side of the r-road here. 71 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:51,332 Oh, thank God. 72 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,291 You know what? 73 00:01:52,376 --> 00:01:54,085 That was all a test, Morty. 74 00:01:54,169 --> 00:01:57,130 Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive. 75 00:01:57,214 --> 00:01:58,089 It was? 76 00:01:58,173 --> 00:01:59,173 Sure. Why not? 77 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:00,216 I don't... I don't know. 78 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,175 You... you know what, Mo... 79 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,343 [ snoring ] 80 00:02:02,428 --> 00:02:03,720 SHIP: Neutrino bomb armed. 81 00:02:03,804 --> 00:02:04,804 [ beeping ] 82 00:02:04,847 --> 00:02:05,972 Um... 83 00:02:06,056 --> 00:02:07,807 [ beeping increases ] 84 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:44,051 I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. 85 00:02:44,136 --> 00:02:46,929 Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer? 86 00:02:47,014 --> 00:02:48,139 Oh, my God. His head is in his food. 87 00:02:48,223 --> 00:02:49,223 I'm going to puke. 88 00:02:49,224 --> 00:02:50,641 Morty, are you getting sick? 89 00:02:50,726 --> 00:02:52,886 I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow. 90 00:02:52,895 --> 00:02:54,020 The dog sleeps on it. 91 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,772 I wasn't kissing a pillow, Mom. 92 00:02:55,856 --> 00:02:58,274 I just... I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 93 00:02:58,358 --> 00:03:00,401 Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something. 94 00:03:00,486 --> 00:03:02,686 Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick. 95 00:03:02,696 --> 00:03:03,529 What?! 96 00:03:03,614 --> 00:03:04,405 Dad? 97 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:06,282 What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? 98 00:03:06,366 --> 00:03:08,534 You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time? 99 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:09,452 Damn it! 100 00:03:09,536 --> 00:03:10,703 - Jerry! - Beth! 101 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:11,829 Oh, my God. My parents are so loud. 102 00:03:11,914 --> 00:03:12,914 I want to die. 103 00:03:12,956 --> 00:03:14,290 Mm, there is no God, Summer. 104 00:03:14,374 --> 00:03:16,167 You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later. 105 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:18,002 Okay, with all due respect, Rick... 106 00:03:18,086 --> 00:03:19,921 What am I talking about? What respect is due? 107 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:23,591 How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging 108 00:03:23,675 --> 00:03:26,302 him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole? 109 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:28,679 Listen, Jerry, I-l don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. 110 00:03:28,764 --> 00:03:30,306 It's your house. It's your world. 111 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:31,510 You're a real Julius Caesar. 112 00:03:31,517 --> 00:03:32,600 But I'll tell you some... tell you how... 113 00:03:32,684 --> 00:03:33,924 how I feel about school, Jerry. 114 00:03:33,936 --> 00:03:35,186 It's a waste of time... 115 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:36,604 A bunch of people running around, 116 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:37,730 bumping into each other. 117 00:03:37,815 --> 00:03:39,482 G-guy up front says, "Two plus two." 118 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:41,317 The people in the back say, "Four." 119 00:03:41,401 --> 00:03:43,561 Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk 120 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:46,697 and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. 121 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:49,200 I mean, it's... it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. 122 00:03:49,284 --> 00:03:50,409 And I know that's not a popular opinion, 123 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:53,621 but it's my two cents on the issue. 124 00:03:53,705 --> 00:03:55,331 This was a good breakfast, Beth. 125 00:03:55,415 --> 00:03:57,458 You really made the crap out of those eggs. 126 00:03:57,543 --> 00:03:59,752 I wish your mother was here to eat them. 127 00:03:59,837 --> 00:04:01,128 Oh, Dad. 128 00:04:01,213 --> 00:04:02,004 What? 129 00:04:02,089 --> 00:04:03,965 For real? 130 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:05,716 TEACHER: All right, now, everybody get settled. 131 00:04:05,801 --> 00:04:07,468 Get away from the windows! 132 00:04:07,553 --> 00:04:08,719 Now, look, we're gonna be 133 00:04:08,804 --> 00:04:10,680 dealing with some real serious stuff today. 134 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:12,640 You might have heard of it. It's called math. 135 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:14,767 And without it, none of us would even exist, 136 00:04:14,852 --> 00:04:16,978 so let's jump right in... two plus two. 137 00:04:17,062 --> 00:04:18,062 Jessica. 138 00:04:18,146 --> 00:04:19,522 Five plus five. 139 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:20,815 Tenssica. 140 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:21,899 Okay, good. 141 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:22,984 It's time for the quiz. 142 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:24,068 [ all groan ] 143 00:04:24,152 --> 00:04:25,361 Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! 144 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:26,487 Tough! 145 00:04:26,572 --> 00:04:28,739 First row, take one. Pass it back for me. 146 00:04:28,824 --> 00:04:30,616 The stakes are high in this room. 147 00:04:30,701 --> 00:04:33,953 There's crucial things happening here every day. 148 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:34,912 People getting smarter. 149 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:36,038 Some of y'all getting dumber. 150 00:04:36,123 --> 00:04:38,374 Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00. 151 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:41,878 JESSICA: Hi, Morty. 152 00:04:41,962 --> 00:04:42,962 Whoa! 153 00:04:43,005 --> 00:04:44,088 Hi, Jessica. 154 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:45,506 Can I show these to you? 155 00:04:45,591 --> 00:04:46,465 Wow. 156 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:47,633 Th-they're both great. 157 00:04:47,718 --> 00:04:48,718 Thank you. 158 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:49,677 You know what I named these? 159 00:04:49,761 --> 00:04:50,970 My little Morties. 160 00:04:51,054 --> 00:04:53,848 Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird. 161 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:55,892 Do you know what I want you to do with them? 162 00:04:55,976 --> 00:04:56,976 Rename them? 163 00:04:57,019 --> 00:04:58,394 Squeeze them. 164 00:04:58,478 --> 00:04:59,562 Manhandle them. 165 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:00,688 Give them the business. 166 00:05:00,772 --> 00:05:02,148 See if you can shuffle them. 167 00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:04,442 I mean, really get in there and knock them around. 168 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:05,693 No wrong answers. 169 00:05:05,777 --> 00:05:06,569 Wow. 170 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:07,945 Well, okay, Jessica. 171 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,405 L-let's give this a shot. 172 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:10,656 Mm. 173 00:05:10,741 --> 00:05:11,741 Oh, Morty. 174 00:05:11,825 --> 00:05:13,284 What are you doing to me? 175 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:15,536 Uh, I-I'm just doing my best. 176 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:16,621 Morty! 177 00:05:16,663 --> 00:05:17,496 What are you doing to me?! 178 00:05:17,581 --> 00:05:18,414 Jessica. 179 00:05:18,498 --> 00:05:19,540 Morty! 180 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,626 [ mumbling ] Jessica. 181 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,669 Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad. 182 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:25,630 Je-Jessica. 183 00:05:25,714 --> 00:05:26,923 [ mumbling ] Jessica. 184 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,247 Not my fault this is happening. 185 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,509 [ school bell rings ] 186 00:05:30,594 --> 00:05:32,303 Well, well, well. 187 00:05:32,387 --> 00:05:33,387 Uh, morning, Frank. 188 00:05:33,388 --> 00:05:34,430 "Morning"? 189 00:05:34,514 --> 00:05:35,431 What was... what is that supposed to mean? 190 00:05:35,515 --> 00:05:36,641 You making fun of me? 191 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:37,850 Are you trying to say my family's poor? 192 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:38,976 Oh, geez, Frank. 193 00:05:39,061 --> 00:05:40,394 I don't know if a knife is necessary. 194 00:05:40,479 --> 00:05:42,813 I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it. 195 00:05:42,898 --> 00:05:45,149 You telling me how to bully now? 196 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,609 Big mistake, Morty. 197 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:50,947 And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich. 198 00:05:51,031 --> 00:05:52,490 [ gasps ] 199 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:53,908 There you are, Morty. 200 00:05:53,992 --> 00:05:55,159 Listen to me. 201 00:05:55,243 --> 00:05:56,869 I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. 202 00:05:56,954 --> 00:05:58,454 I need an extra pair of hands. 203 00:05:58,538 --> 00:05:59,664 Oh, geez, Rick. 204 00:05:59,748 --> 00:06:01,082 W-what'd you do to Frank? 205 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:02,541 It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him. 206 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,460 Now listen... I need your help, Morty. 207 00:06:04,544 --> 00:06:06,087 I mean, we got... we got to get... 208 00:06:06,171 --> 00:06:08,130 get the hell out of here and go take care of business. 209 00:06:08,215 --> 00:06:09,715 [ burps ] 210 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,258 It's important. Come on, Morty. 211 00:06:11,343 --> 00:06:12,343 I don't know, Rick. 212 00:06:12,386 --> 00:06:13,594 I-I can't leave school again. 213 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:15,054 Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes 214 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:16,347 get out there, Morty? 215 00:06:16,431 --> 00:06:17,848 What do you think... I can just do it all by myself? 216 00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:18,808 Come on! 217 00:06:18,892 --> 00:06:19,934 Aw, geez. Okay. 218 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:21,310 I guess I can skip History. 219 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:22,853 What about Frank? 220 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:24,021 I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him? 221 00:06:24,106 --> 00:06:25,314 I'll do it later, Morty. 222 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:26,399 He'll be fine. 223 00:06:26,441 --> 00:06:29,235 Let's go. 224 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:31,237 [ thinking ] Oh, my God. 225 00:06:31,321 --> 00:06:33,781 I'm about to walk past Frank Palicky. 226 00:06:33,865 --> 00:06:36,951 This is the story we'll be telling our children. 227 00:06:37,035 --> 00:06:38,244 Hi, Frank. 228 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:40,037 [ cracks, shatters ] 229 00:06:40,122 --> 00:06:42,540 Aah! 230 00:06:42,624 --> 00:06:44,041 [ horse whinnying ] 231 00:06:44,126 --> 00:06:47,128 Scalpel. 232 00:06:47,212 --> 00:06:48,337 [ door opens ] Knock, knock. 233 00:06:48,422 --> 00:06:49,505 Jerry? 234 00:06:49,589 --> 00:06:51,629 My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, 235 00:06:51,675 --> 00:06:53,968 "Hey, why not swing by where your wife works?" 236 00:06:54,052 --> 00:06:55,678 [ flatline ] We're losing him. 237 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:57,054 [ beeps ] Okay, he's back. 238 00:06:57,139 --> 00:06:59,515 Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason. 239 00:06:59,599 --> 00:07:01,058 Well, it's lunch. 240 00:07:01,143 --> 00:07:03,936 I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia. 241 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:05,062 [ flatline ] Losing him. 242 00:07:05,147 --> 00:07:06,313 [ beeps ] Stabilized. 243 00:07:06,398 --> 00:07:08,858 Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, 244 00:07:08,942 --> 00:07:11,402 my job involves performing heart surgery. 245 00:07:11,486 --> 00:07:12,820 Well, yeah, on horses. 246 00:07:12,904 --> 00:07:13,946 Excuse me? 247 00:07:14,031 --> 00:07:15,740 Okay. Let's not rehash that fight. 248 00:07:15,824 --> 00:07:18,576 I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way. 249 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,744 Whoa! 250 00:07:19,828 --> 00:07:21,328 What is this on the floor? 251 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:24,874 Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home. 252 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,625 Hey, honey, crazy idea... bad pitch... 253 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:28,085 let's put your Dad here. 254 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,610 Let's put your Dad in a nursing home. 255 00:07:29,629 --> 00:07:30,629 [ flatline ] 256 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:31,630 We're losing him. 257 00:07:31,631 --> 00:07:32,631 Hey, Tom. 258 00:07:32,632 --> 00:07:33,591 We know when we're losing him. 259 00:07:33,675 --> 00:07:34,967 We can hear the beeps! 260 00:07:36,261 --> 00:07:37,261 There she is. All right. 261 00:07:37,262 --> 00:07:38,471 Come on, Morty. Let's go. 262 00:07:38,555 --> 00:07:39,430 Oh, geez. 263 00:07:39,514 --> 00:07:40,765 Okay. 264 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,559 Oh, man, Rick. 265 00:07:43,643 --> 00:07:44,935 What is this place? 266 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,646 It's dimension 35C, and it's got the perfect 267 00:07:47,731 --> 00:07:50,691 climate conditions for a special type of tree, Morty, 268 00:07:50,776 --> 00:07:52,068 called a Mega tree, 269 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:53,444 and there's fruit in those trees, 270 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:54,987 and there's seeds in those fruits. 271 00:07:55,072 --> 00:07:56,447 I'm talking about Mega seeds. 272 00:07:56,531 --> 00:07:58,741 They're... [burping] they're incredibly powerful, 273 00:07:58,825 --> 00:08:00,910 and I need them to help me with my research, Morty. 274 00:08:00,994 --> 00:08:02,912 Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place, 275 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:04,747 and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing. 276 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:05,831 All right. All right. Calm down. 277 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:07,041 Listen to me, Morty. 278 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,335 I know that new situations can be intimidating. 279 00:08:09,419 --> 00:08:11,712 You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, 280 00:08:11,797 --> 00:08:14,590 you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them 281 00:08:14,674 --> 00:08:16,842 like a bull... that's how we grow as people. 282 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:18,677 I'm no stranger to scary situations. 283 00:08:18,762 --> 00:08:20,137 I deal with them all the time. 284 00:08:20,222 --> 00:08:22,422 Now, if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be... 285 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:23,891 Holy crap, Morty, run! 286 00:08:23,975 --> 00:08:25,017 [ screaming ] 287 00:08:25,102 --> 00:08:27,019 I never seen that thing before in my life. 288 00:08:27,104 --> 00:08:28,584 I don't even know what the hell it is! 289 00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:29,885 We got to get out of here, Morty! 290 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,815 It's gonna kill us! 291 00:08:30,899 --> 00:08:31,899 We're gonna die! 292 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,150 We're gonna die, Morty! 293 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:37,071 Oh, Morty, take a deep breath. 294 00:08:37,155 --> 00:08:39,156 Breathe that... breathe that fresh air in, Morty. 295 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:40,449 Y-you smell that? 296 00:08:40,534 --> 00:08:42,076 That's the smell of adventure, Morty. 297 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,495 That's... that's the smell of... of... of... of a whole different 298 00:08:44,579 --> 00:08:46,580 evolutionary timeline. 299 00:08:46,665 --> 00:08:47,748 All right, Rick, look... 300 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:49,166 how much longer is this gonna be? 301 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:50,459 Shouldn't I be back at school by now? 302 00:08:50,544 --> 00:08:51,669 Are you joking me? 303 00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:54,171 I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. 304 00:08:54,256 --> 00:08:55,381 Look at that thing right there. 305 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:56,841 W-what the hell is that thing? 306 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:58,509 You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school? 307 00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:00,177 Look at it just lumbering around. 308 00:09:00,262 --> 00:09:02,847 It defies all logic... that thing. 309 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:03,931 Yeah, Rick, I get it. 310 00:09:04,015 --> 00:09:05,432 We're surrounded by monsters. 311 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,317 That's kind of the reason why I want to leave. 312 00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:08,227 Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. 313 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:11,438 Morty, you see this? 314 00:09:11,523 --> 00:09:13,482 You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty? 315 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:14,692 Any idea what that is down there? 316 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:15,860 The Mega trees? 317 00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:17,236 That's right, Morty... the Mega trees 318 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,654 with the Mega fruit on them. 319 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:20,114 And that's what I'm talking about, Morty. 320 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:21,574 That's where my seeds are. 321 00:09:21,658 --> 00:09:22,700 If we would have done what you wanted, 322 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:24,034 I would have never have found them, 323 00:09:24,119 --> 00:09:25,786 because y... because you're so in love with school. 324 00:09:25,871 --> 00:09:27,121 All right, all right. 325 00:09:27,205 --> 00:09:29,039 So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways? 326 00:09:29,124 --> 00:09:30,791 You ask a lot of questions, Morty. 327 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,126 Not very charismatic. 328 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,586 It makes you kind of an [burps] under... 329 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:35,087 [burps] underfoot figure. 330 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:36,338 Just take these shoes, Morty. 331 00:09:36,423 --> 00:09:38,223 They're Sp... [burps] special grappling shoes. 332 00:09:38,258 --> 00:09:40,509 When you're wearing these things... Ba... these babies, 333 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:43,220 you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty... 334 00:09:43,305 --> 00:09:45,222 up, down, below, turn around to the left. 335 00:09:45,307 --> 00:09:47,141 These things really bring it all together. 336 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:48,851 Aah! 337 00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,175 You have to turn them on, Morty! 338 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:51,061 [ thuds ] 339 00:09:51,146 --> 00:09:52,396 The shoes have to be turned on! 340 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,232 BETH: I am not putting my father in a home! 341 00:09:55,317 --> 00:09:57,193 He just came back into my life, 342 00:09:57,277 --> 00:10:00,696 and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like 343 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,239 last month's Victoria's Secret? 344 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:04,804 I told you... I was ordering you something for Valentine's Day. 345 00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:09,538 More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son. 346 00:10:09,623 --> 00:10:10,873 Everything cool in here, Beth? 347 00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:11,790 It's fine, Davin. 348 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:12,917 Okay, cool. 349 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,418 You know, we did something great today. 350 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:18,005 There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse. 351 00:10:18,089 --> 00:10:20,507 Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair 352 00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,092 with that guy, I will come to the hotel room 353 00:10:22,177 --> 00:10:24,637 and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies. 354 00:10:24,721 --> 00:10:27,681 Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but 355 00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:30,059 Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved 356 00:10:30,143 --> 00:10:33,437 in, and the only influence I can see Rick having is that, 357 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:36,649 for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend. 358 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:37,858 [ telephone ringing ] 359 00:10:37,943 --> 00:10:39,151 [ sighs ] 360 00:10:39,236 --> 00:10:40,694 Well, maybe you're right. 361 00:10:40,779 --> 00:10:42,780 Uh, yeah, maybe I am. 362 00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:43,864 I'm my father's daughter. 363 00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:44,865 I'm smart. 364 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:45,824 Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon? 365 00:10:45,909 --> 00:10:46,742 Horse heart surgeon. 366 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:48,160 - Hello? - Mrs. Smith? 367 00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:49,805 This is Principal Vagina... no relation. 368 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,622 I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able to have 369 00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:52,866 a chat with me this afternoon? 370 00:10:52,874 --> 00:10:55,542 [ suspenseful music plays ] 371 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:58,045 Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now. 372 00:10:58,129 --> 00:10:59,296 [ groaning ] 373 00:10:59,381 --> 00:11:00,589 You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, 374 00:11:00,674 --> 00:11:01,840 for them to work. 375 00:11:01,925 --> 00:11:03,125 Yeah, look... I turned mine on. 376 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,385 I had no problem getting down here. 377 00:11:04,469 --> 00:11:05,970 It was a leisurely breeze. 378 00:11:06,054 --> 00:11:07,304 I'm in a lot of pain, Rick. 379 00:11:07,389 --> 00:11:08,806 Yeah, I can see that. 380 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,725 But do you think you'll still be able to help me [burps] collect 381 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,018 my seeds, Morty? 382 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:14,103 Are you kidding me?! 383 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:15,104 That's it, Rick! 384 00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,355 That's the last straw! 385 00:11:16,439 --> 00:11:18,399 I can't believe this... I'm sitting here with both 386 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,067 of my legs broken, and you're still asking me 387 00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:21,694 about getting those seeds?! 388 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,237 Ooh! Ow! Oh! 389 00:11:23,321 --> 00:11:24,613 Y-y-you're a monster. 390 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,365 Y-you're like Hitler, but... 391 00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:28,492 but even Hitler cared about Germany or something. 392 00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,202 Okay, hold on just a second, Morty. 393 00:11:30,287 --> 00:11:33,622 [ groaning ] 394 00:11:33,707 --> 00:11:37,584 [ panting ] 395 00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:41,672 Ooh. 396 00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:45,301 Ohh. 397 00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,390 Ooh. 398 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:53,642 Wow, Rick. 399 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,186 That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly. 400 00:11:56,271 --> 00:11:59,481 I mean, I've never felt so good in my life. 401 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:00,566 Thank you. 402 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,817 Don't worry about it, Morty. 403 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,777 Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy? 404 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:05,029 Sure thing, Rick. 405 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:06,613 Not that you asked, Morty, but what just happened 406 00:12:06,698 --> 00:12:09,575 there is I went into a future dimension with such advanced 407 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,869 medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every 408 00:12:11,953 --> 00:12:13,245 corner drugstore. 409 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,496 The stuff was all over the place, Morty. 410 00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:16,081 Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick. 411 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,499 There's just one problem, Morty... 412 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,709 one little hang-up. 413 00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,377 The dimension I visited was so advanced, 414 00:12:20,462 --> 00:12:22,588 they had also halted the aging process, 415 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,089 and everyone there was young, Morty, 416 00:12:24,174 --> 00:12:25,299 and they had been forever. 417 00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:26,967 I was the only old person there, Morty. 418 00:12:27,052 --> 00:12:29,178 It was [burps] like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, 419 00:12:29,262 --> 00:12:30,429 walking around. 420 00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:31,889 I-I was fascinating to them. 421 00:12:31,973 --> 00:12:34,224 There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they... 422 00:12:34,309 --> 00:12:35,893 they... they... they all wanted time with me. 423 00:12:35,977 --> 00:12:37,777 I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, 424 00:12:37,812 --> 00:12:39,396 but I spent so much time there, 425 00:12:39,481 --> 00:12:40,881 my interdimensional portal device... 426 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,566 it's got no charge left, Morty. 427 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:43,650 It's got no charge left. 428 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:44,526 What?! 429 00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:45,694 It's as good as garbage, Morty. 430 00:12:45,779 --> 00:12:46,737 It's not gonna work anymore, Morty. 431 00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:47,905 Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good. 432 00:12:47,989 --> 00:12:49,615 W-what are we gonna do? 433 00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,784 I-I have to be back at school right now. 434 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:53,108 How are we gonna get back home? 435 00:12:53,161 --> 00:12:54,703 There's ways to get back home, Morty. 436 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:56,663 It's just... it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. 437 00:12:56,748 --> 00:12:58,499 We're gonna have to go through Interdimensional Customs, 438 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,001 so you're gonna have to do me a real solid. 439 00:13:01,086 --> 00:13:02,086 Uh-oh. 440 00:13:02,087 --> 00:13:03,337 When we get to Customs, 441 00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:05,422 I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, 442 00:13:05,507 --> 00:13:06,965 and I'm gonna need you to put them way up 443 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:07,966 inside your butthole, Morty. 444 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:09,259 In my butt? 445 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,969 Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit. 446 00:13:11,054 --> 00:13:12,179 Oh, geez, Rick. 447 00:13:12,263 --> 00:13:13,472 I really don't want to have to do that. 448 00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:15,015 Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty. 449 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,018 Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through Customs unless they're 450 00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,061 in someone's rectum, Morty. 451 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:20,145 [ whimpers ] 452 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,313 And they'll fall right out of mine. 453 00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:22,981 I've done this too many times, Morty. 454 00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:24,191 I mean, you're young. 455 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,110 You've got your whole life ahead of you, 456 00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:28,362 and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. 457 00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:29,846 You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. 458 00:13:29,864 --> 00:13:31,615 Y-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt. 459 00:13:31,699 --> 00:13:32,491 In my butt? 460 00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:33,409 Come on, Morty. 461 00:13:33,493 --> 00:13:34,326 Please, Morty. 462 00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:35,452 You have to do it, Morty. 463 00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:36,537 Oh, man. 464 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:37,830 [ school bell rings ] 465 00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:40,249 PRINCIPAL: The fact is, your son, Morty, has attended this school for a 466 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,709 total of seven hours over the last two months. 467 00:13:42,794 --> 00:13:44,336 What? Why didn't you notify us? 468 00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:46,213 I done been notifying you. 469 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,589 Have you not been getting the messages 470 00:13:47,674 --> 00:13:49,007 I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather? 471 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:50,175 Boom! 472 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,802 Told you! Ln your face! 473 00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:53,679 He is ruining our child! 474 00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:55,180 Wait, what am I celebrating? 475 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,890 Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there, 476 00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:58,350 because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking 477 00:13:58,435 --> 00:13:59,226 him out of school. 478 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,310 Summer? 479 00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:03,647 [ sobbing ] What kind of God lets this happen? 480 00:14:03,731 --> 00:14:04,815 We had a little incident. 481 00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:06,525 A student was frozen to death. 482 00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:09,653 And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it! 483 00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:11,321 Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. 484 00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:12,823 I won't let them. 485 00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:16,869 The Glarp Zone is for flarping and unglarping only. 486 00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:19,872 ALIEN: So, I told him, "Give me the Blimfarx," you know? 487 00:14:19,956 --> 00:14:21,457 This... this guy... 488 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,833 he doesn't understand interstellar currency. 489 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,626 It's, like, I'm trying to eat a Flimflam... 490 00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,795 like, that's what we eat on Girvonesk. 491 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,673 The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only. 492 00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:30,966 I don't like it here, Morty. 493 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,301 I can't abide bureaucracy. 494 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:34,094 I don't like being told where to go and what to do. 495 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:35,512 I consider it a violation. 496 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:37,097 Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt? 497 00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,223 Yeah, Rick. 498 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:39,600 Let's just get this over with, okay? 499 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:41,268 I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt. 500 00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:42,519 That means they're good ones. 501 00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:43,979 You're a good kid, Morty. 502 00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:46,273 Those Mega seeds are super valuable to my work. 503 00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:48,025 You've been a huge help to me. 504 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:50,549 I'm gonna be able to do [burps] all kinds of things with them. 505 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,404 It's gonna be great, Morty. 506 00:14:52,489 --> 00:14:53,689 [ burps ] All kinds of science. 507 00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:54,990 Okay, next through. 508 00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:56,867 Except you. You go over there. 509 00:14:56,951 --> 00:14:57,993 Why does he have to go over there? 510 00:14:58,077 --> 00:14:59,119 Random check. 511 00:14:59,204 --> 00:15:00,204 He's got to go through the new machine. 512 00:15:00,288 --> 00:15:01,288 What new... [burps] what new machine? 513 00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:02,414 It's a new machine. 514 00:15:02,499 --> 00:15:03,790 It detects stuff all the way up your butt. 515 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,542 Run, Morty! Run! 516 00:15:05,627 --> 00:15:06,710 Aah! 517 00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:07,794 Red alert! 518 00:15:07,795 --> 00:15:10,214 [ alarms blaring ] 519 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,634 [ grunts ] 520 00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,303 [ screeching ] 521 00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:21,975 Ohhhhh! 522 00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:25,979 [ coughs ] 523 00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:26,897 [ crying ] 524 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:30,108 [ coughing ] 525 00:15:30,193 --> 00:15:31,735 Hey! Ohhhhhh. 526 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:32,694 [ groans ] 527 00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:33,612 Aah! 528 00:15:33,696 --> 00:15:34,738 Don't think about it! 529 00:15:36,741 --> 00:15:38,408 Ooh! 530 00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:41,119 [ shoes beeping ] 531 00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:42,204 Oh, nice, Morty! 532 00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:43,485 The student becomes the teacher. 533 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,166 [ buzzing ] 534 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:50,921 [ both screaming ] 535 00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:52,047 [ both grunt ] 536 00:15:52,131 --> 00:15:53,382 Whoooooo! 537 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,926 Aah! 538 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,594 Aw, hell, no, dawg. 539 00:15:57,679 --> 00:15:58,887 You know me... I'm just trying to... 540 00:15:58,972 --> 00:16:01,139 Aah! 541 00:16:04,018 --> 00:16:06,061 I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. 542 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:07,604 Cover me. - Oh, man. 543 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,609 I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody. 544 00:16:09,691 --> 00:16:10,774 They're just robots, Morty! 545 00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:11,942 It's okay to shoot them! 546 00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:13,026 They're robots! 547 00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,070 Aah! 548 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:16,488 My leg is shot off! 549 00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:17,906 Glenn's bleeding to death! 550 00:16:17,991 --> 00:16:20,075 Someone call his wife and children! 551 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,201 They're not robots, Rick! 552 00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:22,536 It's a figure of speech, Morty. 553 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,620 They're bureaucrats. 554 00:16:23,663 --> 00:16:24,663 I don't respect them. 555 00:16:24,706 --> 00:16:25,872 Just keep shooting, Morty. 556 00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:28,542 You have no idea what prison is like here! 557 00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:32,963 Holy crap! This is insane! 558 00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:35,257 [ crowd screaming ] 559 00:16:43,308 --> 00:16:44,308 RICK: Come on, Morty! 560 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,710 We got to get the hell out of here! 561 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,104 [ all gasp ] 562 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:51,189 Wow. 563 00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:53,609 Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal? 564 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:54,985 Uh, yeah. 565 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:57,779 Well, you know, my... my Ferrari's in the shop. 566 00:16:57,864 --> 00:16:59,239 [ chuckles nervously ] 567 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:00,198 Ju... just kidding. 568 00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:01,867 You're Morty, right? - Yeah. 569 00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,111 You can get his number later. 570 00:17:03,119 --> 00:17:04,828 Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here. 571 00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:06,121 You got to get those seeds out of your ass. 572 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:07,247 Oh, look, honey. 573 00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:09,541 It's our son with Albert Ein-douche. 574 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:10,709 What? 575 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,210 I'm an angry father, not an improvisor. 576 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:13,503 Oh, hi, Jerry. 577 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:15,172 Oh, my goodness, Morty! 578 00:17:15,256 --> 00:17:16,840 What are you doing out of class? 579 00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:18,133 We talked about this. 580 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:20,010 Your... your parents and I are very disappointed in... 581 00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:22,679 in this behavior. 582 00:17:22,764 --> 00:17:24,556 No? No takers? 583 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:26,725 You guys should really not be touching that stuff. 584 00:17:26,809 --> 00:17:27,768 It's beyond your reasoning. 585 00:17:27,852 --> 00:17:28,769 You're beyond our reasoning! 586 00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:30,145 Takes one to know one. 587 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:34,650 Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? 588 00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,214 I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. 589 00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,195 He can't just bail on his life and set up shop 590 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:39,446 in someone else's. 591 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:40,697 What... what are you guys doing with my stuff? 592 00:17:40,782 --> 00:17:43,450 We're moving you... to a nursing home. 593 00:17:43,534 --> 00:17:44,534 A nursing home? 594 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:45,577 What are... what are you, nuts? 595 00:17:45,662 --> 00:17:46,662 I'm a genius. 596 00:17:46,704 --> 00:17:48,038 I build robots for fun. 597 00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:50,123 Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies 598 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,502 on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas. 599 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:54,419 What does that mean? 600 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:55,337 It's personal. 601 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:56,672 Dad, mom, c-come on. 602 00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,007 Rick just needed my help is all. 603 00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:00,384 Morty, stay out of this. 604 00:18:00,468 --> 00:18:04,096 You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own. 605 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,347 What are you trying to say about Morty? 606 00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:06,431 That he's stupid or something? 607 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:07,808 Oh, don't high-road us, Dad. 608 00:18:07,892 --> 00:18:10,894 You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to 609 00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,187 be missing classes. 610 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,106 I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. 611 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,732 Can... can... can you be a little bit more specific? 612 00:18:15,817 --> 00:18:17,025 Oh, for crying out... 613 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,777 he's got some kind of disability or something. 614 00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:20,195 Is that what you want us to say? 615 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,697 I do? 616 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,448 Well, duh doy, son. 617 00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:27,160 Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as 618 00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:29,287 the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, 619 00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:31,206 you got to work twice as hard. 620 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,624 Aw, geez, Dad. 621 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,502 Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once. 622 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,088 Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of Pi. 623 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,506 Oh, come on, Rick. 624 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:40,590 You know I can't. 625 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:41,675 The square root of Pi, Morty... go. 626 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:44,803 1 .77245385. 627 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,221 Whoa! 628 00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:47,597 What the hell? 629 00:18:47,682 --> 00:18:49,224 Holy crap. He's right. 630 00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:51,228 Morty, tell your parents the first Law of [burps] 631 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,602 Thermodynamics. 632 00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:55,772 "The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to 633 00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:57,524 the increment of heat supplied to the system." 634 00:18:57,608 --> 00:18:59,359 Wow! I'm so smart! 635 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:00,694 But... 636 00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:01,653 I told the both of you... 637 00:19:01,738 --> 00:19:02,612 school is stupid. 638 00:19:02,697 --> 00:19:03,905 It's not how you learn things. 639 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,115 Morty's a gifted child. 640 00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:06,575 He has a special mind. 641 00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,826 That's why he's my little helper. 642 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,369 He's like me. 643 00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:12,122 He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. 644 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,540 He's too smart for school. 645 00:19:13,624 --> 00:19:16,752 H-he needs to keep hanging out [burps] and helping me. 646 00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:19,671 Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop. 647 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:21,214 No, I-I understand. 648 00:19:21,299 --> 00:19:23,258 Uh, maybe we overreacted. 649 00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:26,011 But he has to keep going to school. 650 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,387 Okay, Jerry. 651 00:19:27,472 --> 00:19:28,805 You drive a hard bargain, 652 00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,223 but [burps] what am I supposed to do? 653 00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:31,725 Say... [burps] say no? 654 00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:33,810 You... you really wear the pants around here. 655 00:19:33,895 --> 00:19:35,687 I just want you to know, between us, from now on, 656 00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:38,064 it's gonna be 100% honesty and open, 657 00:19:38,149 --> 00:19:39,399 clear communication. 658 00:19:39,484 --> 00:19:41,777 Frank Palicky was frozen to death today! 659 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:42,819 No idea what you're talking about. 660 00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:43,904 [ sobbing ] 661 00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:45,155 Okay. 662 00:19:45,239 --> 00:19:47,699 Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. 663 00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:49,326 Don't stay up all night again. 664 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,702 This is good, though. 665 00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:52,078 This can work. 666 00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:54,164 I think we can be a family. 667 00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:56,625 And now, Beth, if you'll have me, 668 00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,585 I would love to have you. 669 00:19:58,669 --> 00:19:59,753 You know what? 670 00:19:59,837 --> 00:20:01,087 Okay. 671 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,881 Holy cow, Rick. 672 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:05,342 I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter. 673 00:20:05,426 --> 00:20:07,344 Full disclosure, Morty... it's not. 674 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:10,388 Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the 675 00:20:10,473 --> 00:20:12,193 Mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. 676 00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:13,475 Aw, man. 677 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,936 Yeah, and once those seeds [burps] wear off, 678 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,740 you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, 679 00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:20,690 and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of 680 00:20:20,775 --> 00:20:22,108 brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. 681 00:20:22,193 --> 00:20:24,778 Starting [burps] right about now. 682 00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:25,862 Ohh, man. 683 00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,114 [ groaning ] Oh, geez! Ohh. 684 00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:30,158 I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. 685 00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:31,952 In reality, you're as dumb as they come. 686 00:20:32,036 --> 00:20:33,745 And I needed those seeds real bad, 687 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,956 and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, 688 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,958 so now we're gonna have to go get more. 689 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,751 And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, 690 00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:41,086 Morty. 691 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,963 And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, 692 00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:44,923 because the world is full of idiots that don't understand 693 00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:46,091 what's important, 694 00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:47,467 and they'll tear us apart, Morty. 695 00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:50,136 But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, 696 00:20:50,221 --> 00:20:52,222 Morty, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, 697 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,515 we're gonna run around, Morty. 698 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,183 We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. 699 00:20:55,268 --> 00:20:56,268 Just you and me, Morty. 700 00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:57,269 Oh, no, no. 701 00:20:57,353 --> 00:20:58,687 The outside world is our enemy, Morty. 702 00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:01,231 We're the only [burps] friends we've got, Morty. 703 00:21:01,315 --> 00:21:02,482 It's just Rick and Morty... 704 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,734 [burps] Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. 705 00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:06,528 Rick and Morty forever and forever. 706 00:21:06,612 --> 00:21:08,405 100 years, Rick and Morty's things. 707 00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:11,700 Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. 708 00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:14,119 All day long, forever. 709 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:15,745 All... a hundred days. 710 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,664 Rick and Morty forever... 100 times. 711 00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:20,667 Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. 712 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:23,670 www.rickandmorty.com. 713 00:21:23,754 --> 00:21:25,922 www.rickandmortyadventures. 714 00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:27,591 All 100 years. 715 00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:30,260 Every minute, rickandmorty.com. 716 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:34,055 www.100timesrickandmorty.com. 717 00:21:55,494 --> 00:21:57,412 It's a good-a show!