1 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:01,870 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:32,925 --> 00:00:34,801 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 3 00:00:34,885 --> 00:00:35,718 ...beautiful putt right there... 4 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:36,636 Good birdie. 5 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,013 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 6 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:40,515 What? 7 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:41,641 Why are you looking at me? 8 00:00:41,725 --> 00:00:43,309 You want to go outside? 9 00:00:43,394 --> 00:00:44,602 Outside? 10 00:00:47,565 --> 00:00:48,898 Outside? 11 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:55,572 Are you kidding me?! Come on! 12 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,531 Oh, my God. 13 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:57,532 W-what's wrong? 14 00:00:57,616 --> 00:00:58,575 Your idiot dog! 15 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,410 Oh, he... he didn't mean it, Dad. 16 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,327 D-did you, Snuffles? 17 00:01:01,412 --> 00:01:02,287 You're a good boy. 18 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:04,038 Don't praise him now, Morty! 19 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:04,998 He just peed on the carpet! 20 00:01:05,082 --> 00:01:05,999 Bad dog! Bad! 21 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:07,000 Morty, come on. 22 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:08,001 I need your help tonight. 23 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:09,836 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 24 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,422 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 25 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,132 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little 26 00:01:14,216 --> 00:01:15,467 smarter, would you? 27 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:17,010 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to 28 00:01:17,094 --> 00:01:18,261 feel superior, Jerry. 29 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,554 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 30 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:20,847 Come on, Morty. 31 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:23,683 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 32 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,894 and use my son for your stupid science, 33 00:01:25,978 --> 00:01:28,438 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use 34 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,689 for the family. 35 00:01:29,773 --> 00:01:31,608 You make that dog smart or... 36 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:32,525 Morty's grounded! 37 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,027 Ha-ha! Aw, man! 38 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:36,863 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 39 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:43,244 All right, Ruffles... What's his name? 40 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:44,162 Snuffles. 41 00:01:44,246 --> 00:01:46,539 Snuffles, shake. 42 00:01:46,624 --> 00:01:48,416 Roll over. 43 00:01:48,501 --> 00:01:51,461 Go to the bathroom. 44 00:01:52,505 --> 00:01:54,130 - Holy crap! - No way. 45 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,091 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 46 00:01:57,176 --> 00:01:58,051 Have fun. 47 00:01:58,135 --> 00:01:58,968 Come on, Morty. 48 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,178 That was fantastic, Rick! 49 00:02:00,262 --> 00:02:01,721 Yeah, Morty, if you 50 00:02:01,805 --> 00:02:03,473 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid 51 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,390 over this one. 52 00:02:04,475 --> 00:02:05,850 W-w-w-what is it? 53 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:08,353 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 54 00:02:08,437 --> 00:02:09,979 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 55 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:12,106 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 56 00:02:12,191 --> 00:02:13,775 You talking about "Inception"? 57 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:15,610 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like 58 00:02:15,694 --> 00:02:17,737 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 59 00:02:17,821 --> 00:02:19,072 "Inception" made sense. 60 00:02:19,156 --> 00:02:20,657 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 61 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,617 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 62 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:24,786 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept 63 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:27,830 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 64 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,374 That way you can, you know... 65 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,793 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 66 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:33,503 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, 67 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,629 couldn't you have just, 68 00:02:34,713 --> 00:02:36,256 you know, helped me with my homework? 69 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,590 Are you listening to me, Morty? 70 00:02:37,675 --> 00:02:38,633 Homework is stupid. 71 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:40,343 The whole point is to get less of it. 72 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,011 J-J... come on, let... j... 73 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,638 let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 74 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:45,348 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 75 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,809 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me. 76 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,106 You don't know me! 77 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:56,317 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... real nice. 78 00:02:56,402 --> 00:02:59,362 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"... 79 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:01,531 You don't know me! 80 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,117 Then let me get to know you, damn it! 81 00:03:04,201 --> 00:03:05,785 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 82 00:03:05,869 --> 00:03:07,704 I'm a full season behind. 83 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,330 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 84 00:03:09,415 --> 00:03:11,749 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 85 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:12,792 It's really weird. 86 00:03:14,211 --> 00:03:15,628 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 87 00:03:22,386 --> 00:03:24,554 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins. 88 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,805 I'll take two. 89 00:03:25,889 --> 00:03:27,849 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 90 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:28,933 You don't know me. 91 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,313 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 92 00:03:33,397 --> 00:03:35,106 Make it bounce. 93 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:36,232 No, you didn't. 94 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,191 Oh, jiggle it now. 95 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:38,401 You better stop with that. 96 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,653 Allahu Akbar! 97 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,238 We're gonna take control of this plane! 98 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,324 We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades 99 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:45,283 in math! 100 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:46,576 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 101 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,994 The name's not buddy. 102 00:03:48,078 --> 00:03:49,495 It's Goldenfold. 103 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,122 Nice to wheat you! 104 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,293 Take cover, Morty! 105 00:03:58,213 --> 00:03:59,213 Ooh! 106 00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:01,341 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 107 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:02,508 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 108 00:04:03,594 --> 00:04:05,470 I-I-I-I didn't take him for an active dreamer. 109 00:04:05,554 --> 00:04:07,430 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 110 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:08,848 But we can't get killed. 111 00:04:08,932 --> 00:04:10,266 If you get killed in someone else's dream, 112 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,893 you die for real, Morty. 113 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:12,977 What?! Are you kidding me?! 114 00:04:13,062 --> 00:04:14,062 Ohhhhhh! 115 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:15,438 Don't be a baby! 116 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,440 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 117 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,400 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 118 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,486 Now bring me my slippers. 119 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:25,239 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles. 120 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:26,824 This is what I'm talking about. 121 00:04:26,909 --> 00:04:28,826 This is a dog. 122 00:04:28,911 --> 00:04:29,827 Oh, yeah. 123 00:04:29,912 --> 00:04:31,621 This should play outjust fine. 124 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,374 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 125 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,958 at our wedding and guess what. 126 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,760 Oh, my God. 127 00:04:45,844 --> 00:04:47,011 He's trying to tell us something. 128 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:48,429 That is so awesome. 129 00:04:51,183 --> 00:04:53,559 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna." 130 00:04:57,481 --> 00:04:59,065 He's saying "I love Obama." 131 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:00,483 So cute! 132 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,610 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 133 00:05:02,695 --> 00:05:04,112 I should call Bob Saget. 134 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:05,446 Is that still a thing? 135 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:16,791 Hmm? 136 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:26,134 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 137 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:27,135 We just want to talk! 138 00:05:27,219 --> 00:05:28,678 Why would I negotiate with you? 139 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,431 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything 140 00:05:31,515 --> 00:05:32,515 bad to happen. 141 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,933 And because I have a human shield. 142 00:05:34,017 --> 00:05:34,934 Mrs. Pancakes! 143 00:05:38,564 --> 00:05:39,397 Oh, no, Morty. 144 00:05:39,481 --> 00:05:40,690 His subconscious is panicking. 145 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,275 Run! 146 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:50,950 Relax, Morty. 147 00:05:51,034 --> 00:05:51,868 Look! 148 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,077 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 149 00:05:53,162 --> 00:05:54,287 Come on! 150 00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:56,664 Hey, you don't know me! 151 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:58,124 Oh, no, Rick, look! 152 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,584 Goldenfold landed the plane, 153 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:01,711 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes 154 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,547 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava! 155 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,840 Pretty concise, Morty. 156 00:06:05,924 --> 00:06:07,717 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 157 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,885 That's it, Morty! 158 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,094 Prolonging the inevitable! 159 00:06:10,179 --> 00:06:11,971 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 160 00:06:12,055 --> 00:06:14,182 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 161 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:15,725 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 162 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:16,768 You don't know m... 163 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,439 All right, let's go. 164 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,781 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 165 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:31,532 Don't judge, Morty. 166 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:32,533 Okay. 167 00:06:32,618 --> 00:06:34,160 All right, well... 168 00:06:34,244 --> 00:06:35,578 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 169 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,205 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us 170 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:38,581 when she wakes up. 171 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:41,167 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think 172 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:42,418 they came up with the idea. 173 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,878 Listen to me. 174 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:46,422 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 175 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,382 I'll talk to you after lunch. 176 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,469 Ooh, hey! 177 00:06:52,638 --> 00:06:53,679 Ooh, oh! 178 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:54,889 Oh, man. 179 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:56,891 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no. 180 00:06:56,975 --> 00:06:58,351 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 181 00:06:58,435 --> 00:06:59,811 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby! 182 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:01,187 No, I'm okay. 183 00:07:01,271 --> 00:07:04,190 Whoa! 184 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:05,733 Summer?! 185 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:06,901 Hey, there, stranger. 186 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:08,611 What do you think of these things? 187 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,488 Ohh! Oh! Gross! 188 00:07:10,572 --> 00:07:11,656 Gross! 189 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,949 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 190 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,492 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! 191 00:07:14,576 --> 00:07:16,035 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 192 00:07:16,119 --> 00:07:17,119 It's S-S-S-Summer! 193 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,621 Aw, geez. 194 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,040 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he 195 00:07:21,124 --> 00:07:23,042 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams, 196 00:07:23,126 --> 00:07:25,461 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister. 197 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,046 Can you blame him? 198 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,506 Come on, old man, little boy. 199 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,259 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 200 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:33,219 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 201 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:34,679 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake! 202 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:35,847 This is disgusting! 203 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:36,806 I'm gonna puke! 204 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,641 I can't take it, Rick! 205 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:41,853 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 206 00:07:41,937 --> 00:07:43,062 Off with their heads! 207 00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:45,606 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 208 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:54,699 What the hell? 209 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:57,660 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 210 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:00,037 version of a Centaur be dreaming 211 00:08:00,122 --> 00:08:01,664 about a scary place like this, Rick? 212 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:02,623 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 213 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:03,791 Wha-what do you want from me? 214 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,713 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 215 00:08:08,797 --> 00:08:10,798 Oh, here we go! 216 00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:12,258 Holy crap! 217 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:14,677 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror 218 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:17,513 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 219 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,515 I'm Scary Terry. 220 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,767 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 221 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,479 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 222 00:08:25,564 --> 00:08:27,106 What you got going on there? 223 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,608 Snuffles fix. 224 00:08:28,692 --> 00:08:29,942 Make better. 225 00:08:30,027 --> 00:08:32,194 Humans understand Snuffles now? 226 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,572 That...is...awesome! 227 00:08:34,656 --> 00:08:36,991 Snuffles want to be understood. 228 00:08:37,075 --> 00:08:39,452 Snuffles need to be understood. 229 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:41,078 Okay, yeah. 230 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:42,830 I get what Beth was talking about. 231 00:08:42,915 --> 00:08:43,998 Fun's over. 232 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,291 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like, 233 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,585 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. 234 00:08:47,669 --> 00:08:48,502 Why not? 235 00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:49,420 I don't know. 236 00:08:49,504 --> 00:08:52,048 It's Indian giving. 237 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,884 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing 238 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:58,429 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose 239 00:08:58,513 --> 00:09:00,014 and skill. 240 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:02,892 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic 241 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,687 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's 242 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:09,565 subservient little buddy. 243 00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,030 Aw! Oh, my God! 244 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:18,991 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 245 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:21,953 ♪ "A," "B" ♪ 246 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:23,746 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪ 247 00:09:24,706 --> 00:09:25,873 ♪ "C," "D" ♪ 248 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,124 ♪ He's very scary ♪ 249 00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:28,626 Holy crap! 250 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,503 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 251 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:32,004 Ohhhhh! 252 00:09:32,089 --> 00:09:34,674 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 253 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,133 ♪ "E," "F" ♪ 254 00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:38,678 ♪ He'll design your death ♪ 255 00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:40,054 The little girl! 256 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:43,641 Huh? 257 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,769 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪ 258 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,229 Are you kidding me? This again? 259 00:09:48,313 --> 00:09:50,189 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 260 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:51,190 Oh, geez, Rick. 261 00:09:51,274 --> 00:09:52,358 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 262 00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:54,735 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 263 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,695 Ohhhh! 264 00:09:55,779 --> 00:09:56,612 Holy crap, Morty. 265 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,905 He can travel through dreams. 266 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,532 He can travel through dreams! 267 00:09:59,616 --> 00:10:01,033 We're so screwed! 268 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,211 Where are my testicles, Summer? 269 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,216 Where are my testicles, Summer? 270 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,300 They were removed. 271 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,885 Where have they gone? 272 00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:21,554 Oh, wow. 273 00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:24,056 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. 274 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,641 Do not call me that! 275 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,978 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 276 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,273 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty 277 00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:33,482 and white. 278 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:36,777 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? 279 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:37,820 You're scaring me. 280 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,155 Scaring you? 281 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,908 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, 282 00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:44,994 would they breed it with another deformed human 283 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:48,289 and put their children on display like the Dachshund? 284 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:49,248 Uhhh... 285 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:50,166 Hey. 286 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,917 Oh, wow. 287 00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:53,711 Okay, is... is... is everything okay in here? 288 00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:56,255 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 289 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:57,715 No! 290 00:10:57,799 --> 00:11:02,219 No, we were...uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to...uh... 291 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:05,473 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 292 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:06,849 Yeah. Totally. 293 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:07,892 Let's go. 294 00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:14,482 You will walk when it is time to walk. 295 00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:21,280 What are we here for again? Incepting? 296 00:11:21,364 --> 00:11:23,574 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 297 00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:24,742 Oh, yeah. 298 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,870 Buckle up, bitch! 299 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,749 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot! 300 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:34,418 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 301 00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:36,504 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? 302 00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:38,923 He keeps saying we can run but we can'thide. 303 00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:40,174 I say we try hiding. 304 00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:41,634 But that's the op posite of what... 305 00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:43,636 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 306 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,637 Hey, you know what? 307 00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:46,263 You got a really good point there, Rick. 308 00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,016 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like 309 00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:51,227 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? 310 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,771 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. 311 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:54,814 Worst-case scenario... 312 00:11:54,898 --> 00:11:56,398 we're back to running. 313 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,613 Wow, you know what? 314 00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:04,448 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 315 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,908 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 316 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,409 Thanks, Morty. 317 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,161 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 318 00:12:09,246 --> 00:12:11,080 You can run... 319 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,041 but you can't hide! 320 00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:18,838 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 321 00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:20,089 He's getting sleepy. 322 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,091 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. 323 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,759 That's when we make our move. 324 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,726 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 325 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:34,812 This is a huge misunderstanding. 326 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,689 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball. 327 00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:38,107 Well, I'm not calling him that. 328 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,233 That's ridiculous. 329 00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:41,527 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 330 00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:44,363 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem 331 00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:45,781 with a bit of surgery. 332 00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:49,785 You think you can control me with a haircut? 333 00:12:57,836 --> 00:12:59,962 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day? 334 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,338 I don't want to talk about it! 335 00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:03,132 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it. 336 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,633 Get off my back, bitch! 337 00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:09,096 Out there. Not in here. 338 00:13:09,181 --> 00:13:12,057 Yeah, I know, I know. 339 00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:15,686 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. 340 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,271 I love you, Melissa. 341 00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:19,273 I love you, too, Terry. 342 00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:21,984 Morty, this is perfect. 343 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,402 After a little scary coitus, 344 00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:26,030 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 345 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,536 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare. 346 00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:33,829 Oh, boy, Rick. 347 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,207 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 348 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,792 ...scare Scary Terry. 349 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:41,754 Oh, no! 350 00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:43,130 I'm late to class, bitch! 351 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:44,590 Oh, no! 352 00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:46,175 I'm not wearing any pants! 353 00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:51,305 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class 354 00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:54,683 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim 355 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,977 through a pumpkin patch? 356 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:59,021 Oh...um... 357 00:13:59,105 --> 00:13:59,980 "Bitch." 358 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,983 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun 359 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,653 involving pumpkins, bitch? 360 00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:06,904 Hey, leave him alone! 361 00:14:06,988 --> 00:14:08,364 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. 362 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,242 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 363 00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:13,327 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 364 00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:15,204 Well, I never! 365 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,539 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 366 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:21,001 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry. 367 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:24,046 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 368 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,883 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants...dawg. 369 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,426 Here's a pair on us, fool. 370 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,428 Aww, bitch. 371 00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:32,930 I don't know what to say. 372 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:33,931 You don't need to say anything. 373 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:34,932 We got you, dawg. 374 00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:35,891 You're our boy, dawg. 375 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,434 Don't even trip. 376 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,902 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 377 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,364 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 378 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,325 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 379 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:54,785 As a matter of fact, Terry, 380 00:14:54,869 --> 00:14:56,287 there is something you could help us with. 381 00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:59,999 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪ 382 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,500 I always hated that song! 383 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,465 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 384 00:15:12,971 --> 00:15:14,388 Sex is sacred! 385 00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:23,856 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 386 00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:28,235 Holy crap! God damn! 387 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,740 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, 388 00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:34,700 and that's my idea. 389 00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,910 That is an original thought. 390 00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,084 What the hell? 391 00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:46,628 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 392 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,172 Oh, man, what's going on? 393 00:15:48,256 --> 00:15:50,424 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 394 00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:52,551 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, 395 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,553 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning 396 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,764 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 397 00:15:56,848 --> 00:15:58,891 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 398 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,019 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just 399 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,562 because he's smart. 400 00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:06,565 This is why I choose to get C's. Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 401 00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:07,483 Dad! 402 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,525 Rick! 403 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,362 Oh, thank God, Morty. 404 00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,446 Oh, you're welcome. 405 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,906 All right, let's get out of here. 406 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,450 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 407 00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,452 or something before the dogs completely take over. 408 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:19,370 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 409 00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:20,454 We're not going anywhere. 410 00:16:20,538 --> 00:16:21,497 This is my house. 411 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,581 I'm not abandoning it. 412 00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:23,916 It's all over, Jerry. 413 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,001 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 414 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,796 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 415 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,963 Wait a minute. 416 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,048 I have an idea. 417 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,594 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 418 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:38,722 See that? 419 00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:40,599 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 420 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,684 That means I own them. 421 00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:47,231 Bad person. Bad. 422 00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,732 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 423 00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:50,401 Bring the boy to me. 424 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:55,906 You were always kind to me, Morty. 425 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,409 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 426 00:16:58,493 --> 00:17:02,579 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 427 00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,123 Th-thanks, Snuffles. 428 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,086 Begin phase two. 429 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,088 Fighting continues as the dog 430 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:13,340 army captures the Eastern seaboard. 431 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:16,385 It appears clear at this time that the era of human 432 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,471 superiority has come to a bitter end. 433 00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:24,268 Please! Please don't kill me! 434 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,395 What's she saying, Bill? 435 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,148 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 436 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,835 Mmm. 437 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,462 Thank you, Fido. 438 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:53,881 Rick! 439 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,007 I thought you were dead! 440 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:56,008 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 441 00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:57,259 Good news, though, Morty. 442 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,385 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 443 00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,261 What? 444 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,262 It's a dream, Morty. 445 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,555 We're in your dog's dream. 446 00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:02,848 The night the dogs captured us, 447 00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:05,142 after you cried and crapped your pants, we... 448 00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:06,560 we all went to sleep. 449 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:08,729 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside 450 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:09,938 Snuffles' dream. 451 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,565 But i-it's been like a whole year! 452 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,108 It's been six hours. 453 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,319 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, 454 00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:17,404 and dog time is one-seventh human time. 455 00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,239 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 456 00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,867 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 457 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:23,577 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 458 00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:24,578 Aw, man. 459 00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,038 I really liked this life. 460 00:18:26,122 --> 00:18:28,457 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants. 461 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,542 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 462 00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:32,503 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 463 00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:34,296 Out of all the things that happened to you, 464 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,881 that was the only real thing that, you know, 465 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,424 is that you crapped your pants. 466 00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,051 I mean, it's a mess out there. 467 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:41,720 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream 468 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:43,555 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 469 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,806 Aw, man, geez! 470 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,058 Seriously? 471 00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,559 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 472 00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:48,936 Here, here take these, Morty. 473 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:49,853 Take these. 474 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,648 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 475 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,982 Close. 476 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,150 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 477 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,276 What?! 478 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:57,486 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 479 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,071 Don't even trip, dawg. 480 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,075 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball. 481 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,743 We're gonna need to do another operation. 482 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,786 Anything. 483 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,829 Anything for my precious Morty. 484 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,957 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 485 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,918 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 486 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,628 You could lose your Kingdom. 487 00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:17,089 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter. 488 00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:21,009 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 489 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,011 Do you think they would have done this for us? 490 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,222 We are not them! 491 00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:29,935 We are not...them. 492 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,569 Assemble the troops. 493 00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:40,445 I've made a decision. 494 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:44,157 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, 495 00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:46,368 more cruelty. 496 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,788 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a 497 00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:52,791 society of intelligent dogs... 498 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,545 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one 499 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,172 where pet insurance will be mandatory. 500 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:00,757 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball. 501 00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:05,429 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, 502 00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:07,097 very much. 503 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:17,065 Jerry? 504 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,275 I'm sorry. 505 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,444 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 506 00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,404 Oh, Jerry. 507 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,072 You mean because it had dogs in it. 508 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,198 Wow! 509 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:28,243 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 510 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,161 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick. 511 00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:30,662 I think it will be great, Morty. 512 00:20:30,747 --> 00:20:32,706 You know, it's g...i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a 513 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,709 very satisfying project for people of all ages. 514 00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:38,462 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. 515 00:20:38,546 --> 00:20:40,422 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 516 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,008 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 517 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,427 What do you know, Morty? 518 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,470 What do you know? 519 00:21:17,627 --> 00:21:18,627 Hi, guys. 520 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,212 I'm your new teacher for Scary class. 521 00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:22,130 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson. 522 00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,466 Uh, actually, you know what? 523 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,426 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just 524 00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:28,762 call me Scary Glenn, yeah? 525 00:21:30,306 --> 00:21:31,723 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you 526 00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,767 work on Fundamentals of Fear. 527 00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:35,519 Which is... what is that? 528 00:21:35,603 --> 00:21:36,895 You know? 529 00:21:36,979 --> 00:21:38,438 So, uh, here... here's what I say... 530 00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:42,150 You can't learn anything until you learn...how to chill. 531 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:43,902 Oooh! 532 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,408 This is how you dream, bitch. 533 00:21:52,537 --> 00:21:54,371 It's a good-a show!