1 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:35,385 ♪ Last King Christmas last arrived ♪ 2 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,470 ♪ On the Christmas Christmas ♪ 3 00:00:37,555 --> 00:00:38,680 [ sniffs ] 4 00:00:38,764 --> 00:00:39,931 Mmm. 5 00:00:40,015 --> 00:00:42,517 Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham. 6 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:44,727 [ devices beeping ] 7 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,229 Um, Merry Christmas. 8 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:47,605 Hello? 9 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,482 My parents are coming over for the first time in years. 10 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:51,609 Can we stow the gadgets and look alive? 11 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:52,485 Alive? 12 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:53,570 For your parents? 13 00:00:53,571 --> 00:00:54,571 Mm, good one. 14 00:00:54,572 --> 00:00:56,155 Hey, man! You "Hey, man!" 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,116 This holiday is about humanity. 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,800 You know, I thought it was about being born half-god or something. 17 00:01:00,869 --> 00:01:01,661 Whatever. 18 00:01:01,745 --> 00:01:03,955 All electronic items are going in the stocking... now. 19 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:05,081 [ groans ] 20 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,583 Dad, I'm not giving you my phone. 21 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,043 Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook. 22 00:01:09,128 --> 00:01:10,211 [ gasps ] 23 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:11,713 [ door opens ] A-ho, ho, ho, everybody. 24 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:12,917 More like "Whoa, whoa, whoa." 25 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:13,715 What is this? 26 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:14,632 My parents are coming! 27 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:15,717 Calm down, Jerry. 28 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:16,918 This is Reuben, an old friend. 29 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:18,177 Pearl Harbor. 30 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:19,429 I check in on him once a year and give him a little 31 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,848 [burps] medical [burps] evaluation. 32 00:01:21,932 --> 00:01:22,724 Aww! 33 00:01:22,808 --> 00:01:24,976 Dad, that is so sweet! 34 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,561 Yeah, it is. 35 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:27,520 I don't get it. 36 00:01:27,605 --> 00:01:28,938 Korea. 37 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,523 Don't worry about your [burps] C-Christmas, Jerry. 38 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:32,525 [burps] I'll be with Reuben in my workshop while you guys are 39 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:35,153 having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise. 40 00:01:35,237 --> 00:01:36,112 Huh. 41 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,196 You think you know a guy. 42 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:38,239 [ doorbell rings ] 43 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,324 Okay, there's my parents. 44 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:42,160 Now, remember... no TV, no phones, no laptops. 45 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:43,995 We are connecting this Christmas, 46 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:46,456 like old-school Jews on a Saturday. 47 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,624 Hey, hey! 48 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,875 Merry Christmas, son. 49 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:50,376 Uh, hi. 50 00:01:50,461 --> 00:01:51,336 Can I help you? 51 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:52,670 Jerry, this is Jacob. 52 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:53,995 Didn't you get our text message? 53 00:01:54,006 --> 00:01:55,006 TOGETHER: No! 54 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,132 You must be Jerry. 55 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,508 That's a fine-looking apron. 56 00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:58,635 Williams-Sonoma? 57 00:01:58,719 --> 00:01:59,969 I wish! [ chuckles ] 58 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:01,179 But thank you. 59 00:02:01,263 --> 00:02:03,306 So, you're a... friend of the family? 60 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,476 Uh, the way we see it, he's a part of the family. 61 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,019 Wow. 62 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:10,897 After your father's brush with cancer and losing your uncle, 63 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:14,275 we looked at life and wondered, how have we spent it, 64 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,152 and how do we spend the rest of it? 65 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,904 What are we going to be when we die... 66 00:02:17,988 --> 00:02:20,156 A list of fears and questions 67 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,242 or a collection of real experiences? 68 00:02:23,327 --> 00:02:25,453 Holy crap. Joyce, that's amazing. 69 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,664 Then Jacob came into our lives, 70 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,957 and... we're learning to live again. 71 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,042 All three of us. 72 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:32,168 [ chuckles ] 73 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,878 Cool. 74 00:02:33,962 --> 00:02:34,754 Eggnog? 75 00:02:34,838 --> 00:02:36,047 Now we are talking! 76 00:02:36,131 --> 00:02:37,924 This man's got the apron and the eggnog, huh? 77 00:02:38,008 --> 00:02:40,468 [ laughter ] 78 00:02:40,552 --> 00:02:41,719 Hi, Joyce. Leonard. 79 00:02:41,804 --> 00:02:42,679 Hello, there. 80 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,638 Merry Christmas, man. 81 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:44,882 Morty, a moment of your time? 82 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:45,765 [ gurgling ] 83 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:46,849 He's in bad shape, Morty. 84 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,052 Aw, geez, Rick. What'd you do? 85 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,060 Gee, thanks, Morty. 86 00:02:49,144 --> 00:02:50,824 W-w-what kind of monster do you think I am? 87 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:52,689 I-I-I'm sitting here trying to save the guy's life. 88 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:53,773 I need your help. 89 00:02:53,816 --> 00:02:55,858 I want you to find Dr. Xenon Bloom. 90 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,068 He'll know what's going on. 91 00:02:57,152 --> 00:02:59,779 Uh, w-w-w-where... where do I find Dr. Bloom? 92 00:02:59,863 --> 00:03:01,030 In Reuben. 93 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,195 Reuben, Minne... Minnesota? 94 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:03,658 Reuben on the table, Morty. 95 00:03:03,742 --> 00:03:07,078 Look, I-I-I [belches] I don't have time for you to wrap your 96 00:03:07,162 --> 00:03:08,538 little walnut around everything. 97 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,081 Just hold your breath until the process is over 98 00:03:10,165 --> 00:03:11,374 or your lungs will collapse. 99 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:12,458 What proc... 100 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,419 [ screams ] 101 00:03:14,503 --> 00:03:16,129 [ grunts ] 102 00:03:16,213 --> 00:03:17,213 Hey, Dad, where's Morty? 103 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:18,256 He's busy. 104 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:20,341 [ screaming ] 105 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,885 - [ panting ] - Morty, can you hear me? 106 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:23,761 Head north. 107 00:03:23,846 --> 00:03:24,846 Rick, where am I? 108 00:03:24,888 --> 00:03:26,514 Depending on my aim, 109 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:27,974 you should be just south of the entrance. 110 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:29,350 MORTY: Entrance to what? 111 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:30,518 Welcome, Morty. 112 00:03:30,602 --> 00:03:31,436 Welcome... 113 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,353 [ gasps ] 114 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:35,106 to Anatomy Park! 115 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:37,358 It's a little business venture I've been cooking up on the side 116 00:03:37,443 --> 00:03:40,653 with Dr. Bloom... an amusement park inside a human body. 117 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,739 Science isn't ch... [burps] cheap, Morty. 118 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,532 This should really help put a dent in the overhead. 119 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:45,658 Oh, my God! 120 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:47,034 This is insane! 121 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:48,453 Spleen Mountain? 122 00:03:48,537 --> 00:03:50,246 Bladder Falls? Pirates of the Pancreas? 123 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,372 RICK: You got a problem with that last one, Morty? 124 00:03:51,457 --> 00:03:53,124 Huh? No, no. 125 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,542 I'm just reading 'em out loud in the order that I'm seeing 'em. 126 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:55,626 RICK: Okay. All right. 127 00:03:55,627 --> 00:03:56,919 If I sounded a little defensive, 128 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,838 it's because Pirates of the Pancreas was my baby. 129 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:00,173 You know, I got... 130 00:04:00,257 --> 00:04:01,799 I got a lot of pushback when I pitched it, Morty. 131 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,324 I guess I'm still a little defensive. 132 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,677 Let's just find Dr. Bloom, all right? 133 00:04:04,762 --> 00:04:06,554 I-I'm picking up a distress signal in the liver, Morty. 134 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:08,473 Proceed to the liver. 135 00:04:13,312 --> 00:04:14,145 ANNOUNCER: Arriving at... 136 00:04:14,229 --> 00:04:15,980 [ bell dings ] liver. 137 00:04:16,064 --> 00:04:17,064 Ow! 138 00:04:17,065 --> 00:04:18,274 ANNOUNCER: Mind the gap. 139 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:22,570 It's really scary in here, Rick. 140 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:23,821 RICK: The liver's under maintenance. 141 00:04:23,906 --> 00:04:24,822 Reuben's seen some rough years, Morty. 142 00:04:24,907 --> 00:04:26,365 Don't judge. 143 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:27,950 You don't agree to have a theme park built inside you if your 144 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,535 life's going great. 145 00:04:30,788 --> 00:04:31,788 [ roars ] 146 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,289 [ screams ] Rick! It's a monster! 147 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,582 No, no, no. Morty. 148 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,418 The only monster here is alco ...[belches] ...holism. 149 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:39,253 That is an animatronic werewolf. 150 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,671 [ grunts ] 151 00:04:40,756 --> 00:04:41,589 Who are you?! 152 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:42,548 Answer me! 153 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:43,758 Where'd you come from? 154 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:45,242 My... my... my grandpa Rick sent me! 155 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:46,344 Poncho! 156 00:04:46,428 --> 00:04:47,720 That's quite enough. 157 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:49,597 Morty, that's Poncho. 158 00:04:49,681 --> 00:04:51,140 This is Roger and Annie. 159 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,600 [ gasps ] 160 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:55,520 And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom. 161 00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:56,884 [ gasps ] Hey, Bloom, it's Rick. 162 00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:58,356 What the hell's going on here? 163 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:02,902 I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down, 164 00:05:02,986 --> 00:05:06,531 and I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked. 165 00:05:06,615 --> 00:05:07,782 Exhibits? 166 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:10,493 Anatomy Park's greatest attraction, young man, 167 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:12,078 isn't the music or the food or the... 168 00:05:12,162 --> 00:05:13,663 Pirates of the Pancreas. 169 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,164 RICK: Watch it. 170 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:18,751 It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity's most 171 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:21,212 noble and ferocious diseases. 172 00:05:21,296 --> 00:05:22,129 Diseases? 173 00:05:22,214 --> 00:05:23,005 [ creature roars ] 174 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:23,881 Hey, doc. 175 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:25,216 I got news for you. 176 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,886 Your living museum is officially a wild safari! 177 00:05:28,971 --> 00:05:31,264 Hepatitis A! Run! 178 00:05:31,348 --> 00:05:33,349 [ all scream ] 179 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,647 Oh, the food goes in your mouth, girl. 180 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:40,982 [ laughter ] 181 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:41,899 [ laughing ] Oh, Jacob. 182 00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:42,817 [ laughs ] 183 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,318 l-I'm sorry, Jacob. 184 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:46,643 I-I guess I'm still confused about the precise nature and 185 00:05:46,697 --> 00:05:49,448 origin of your relationship with my parents. 186 00:05:49,533 --> 00:05:51,284 Are you, like, uh... are you, like, their caretaker? 187 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:52,368 Is that what it is? 188 00:05:52,411 --> 00:05:53,691 We can go into detail later, son. 189 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:56,581 Now, wait. Th-there's no point to secrecy. 190 00:05:56,665 --> 00:05:58,624 Let's all live and die honestly. 191 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,294 Your mother and I have shared 40 years of each other, mind, 192 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:04,088 body, and soul, and when minds and souls are joined 193 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:07,675 for eternity and when eternity is at the door, 194 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:11,012 it's an invitation to let go of the body and an opportunity 195 00:06:11,096 --> 00:06:13,389 to share and experiment. 196 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,099 Dad, please. What are you saying? 197 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:18,102 Whatever it is, it's beautiful, Leonard, and we support you. 198 00:06:18,186 --> 00:06:20,354 Hey, speak for yourself, because it [laughs nervously] 199 00:06:20,439 --> 00:06:22,648 sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover. 200 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:23,900 GRANDFATHER: No, no, no, no, no, no. 201 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,068 Jacob is your mother's lover. 202 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,028 [ chuckles ] 203 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:28,279 I watch them... 204 00:06:28,363 --> 00:06:31,449 Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, 205 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,743 almost always dressed as Superman. 206 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,036 [ smooches ] 207 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,955 Oh. 208 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,416 Jerry, this ham has got to be all you, right? 209 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,168 It's incredible. 210 00:06:42,252 --> 00:06:43,461 [ chuckles ] 211 00:06:43,545 --> 00:06:45,755 Happy human holiday, Dad. 212 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,090 Aah! 213 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,842 [ roars ] 214 00:06:49,927 --> 00:06:53,262 Hepatitis won't follow us into the respiratory system. 215 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:56,474 That's strange. 216 00:06:56,475 --> 00:06:57,767 Airflow is down 20%. 217 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,852 So, the brain isn't getting enough oxygen. 218 00:06:59,937 --> 00:07:01,938 That's why security's offline. 219 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,898 Well, I guess we better check it out. 220 00:07:07,069 --> 00:07:08,444 Hey! Wait for me! 221 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,571 Put that back on! 222 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,033 If we got up to the Bronchial Catwalk, 223 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:15,493 we could look for a blockage. 224 00:07:15,577 --> 00:07:16,786 I'll go. 225 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,454 [ laughs nervously ] 226 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:19,747 Don't be a hero, kid. 227 00:07:19,831 --> 00:07:20,831 I'm not. 228 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:22,124 I'm doing it because it's fun. 229 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,335 We shouldn't be here. 230 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:26,879 Whatever you do, do not fire that thing in here. 231 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:28,881 We must save Reuben. 232 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:30,591 This is my life's work. 233 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:31,676 [ blob squeals ] 234 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,038 [ gasps ] It's all right, my dear. 235 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:36,764 Nearly all human lungs contain a strain of these bacteria, 236 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,308 but the scar tissue keeps them... 237 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,268 dormant. 238 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:42,520 Morty, get down! 239 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:43,604 Whoa-ho-ho! 240 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:44,855 Whoa! 241 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:45,982 [ bacteria snarl ] 242 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 243 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:50,027 [ grunting ] 244 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:52,154 Oh, what are those things? 245 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,532 Tuberculosis... coming in fast! 246 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:56,075 Not faster than a bullet! 247 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:57,368 Aah! 248 00:07:57,452 --> 00:07:58,452 DR. BLOOM: No! 249 00:07:58,453 --> 00:07:59,745 Do you know what you've done?! 250 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:00,913 [ coughs ] 251 00:08:00,998 --> 00:08:03,332 ALL: Whoa! 252 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,377 Get to the digestive tract! 253 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:07,461 He's coughing! 254 00:08:07,546 --> 00:08:08,796 [ coughs ] 255 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,381 Whoaaaa! 256 00:08:10,465 --> 00:08:11,841 Don't let me die! 257 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,259 Just take a deep breath, Reuben. 258 00:08:13,343 --> 00:08:14,427 [ gasps ] 259 00:08:14,511 --> 00:08:15,511 You're not gonna die! 260 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:16,554 What's your name? 261 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:17,638 My name is... 262 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:18,723 [ coughs ] 263 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,057 Alexand... [ screams ] 264 00:08:20,142 --> 00:08:22,435 [ coughs ] 265 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:24,020 [ all grunt ] 266 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,938 Rick... R-R-Reuben's got tuberculosis! 267 00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:27,106 Oh, great work, Morty. 268 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,858 Okay, I'll just cure it and then... 269 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,401 [ flatline ] 270 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:31,485 Okay. 271 00:08:31,528 --> 00:08:32,737 Well, I can't cure death. 272 00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:33,863 This is bad, Morty. 273 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,067 You're trapped in a dead man. 274 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,532 Listen, if the situation keeps darkening, 275 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,368 do yourself a favor and pop by Pirates of the Pancreas. 276 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,704 Obviously I'm biased, but I think it's great, Morty. 277 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,831 It's a bunch of [belches] pirates running around a 278 00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:46,000 [belches] pancreas. 279 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,418 We don't whitewash it, either, Morty. 280 00:08:47,502 --> 00:08:49,003 I mean, the pirates are really rapey. 281 00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:51,922 The top priority is to get, you know, you guys out of there, 282 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:54,050 but I'm just saying, if that becomes impossible, please, 283 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,676 you gotta treat yourself. 284 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:57,011 Oh, man. 285 00:08:57,054 --> 00:08:58,804 W-w-w-what is that horrible smell? 286 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,014 You mean the Panda Express? 287 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,182 [ chuckles ] 288 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:02,933 Kidding. I-I'm kidding. 289 00:09:03,018 --> 00:09:06,270 The body is beginning to constrict and fill with gas. 290 00:09:06,354 --> 00:09:07,980 We're inside a corpse, my boy. 291 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:10,107 Anatomy Park is doomed. 292 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:11,442 Forget about the park, doctor! 293 00:09:11,526 --> 00:09:12,651 How do we get out? 294 00:09:12,736 --> 00:09:14,737 The digestive tract is the evacuation route. 295 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,238 Get it? 296 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,449 There's an emergency station in the colon with a ray that can 297 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:19,909 enlarge us all. 298 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,410 Everybody, head for the colon! 299 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:24,538 Now I'm taking orders from a 12-year-old boy? 300 00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:29,251 Morty, the scar sacs containing the tuberculosis were sabotaged. 301 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,420 This disaster was an inside job. 302 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,422 Keep your eye on Annie. 303 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,591 She was written up several times 304 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,719 by her manager at the Churro Stand. 305 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:40,554 Intestines are ahead to the left, then to the right, 306 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:43,099 then left, ET cetera. 307 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,603 Hey, just so you know, l-I-I'm actually 14. 308 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,063 So, you know... what? 309 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,606 Not 12. 310 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,066 Okay. 311 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,693 You know, because he just said I was 12. 312 00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:56,070 Oh. 313 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,655 Good for you. 314 00:09:57,739 --> 00:09:59,406 RICK: Oof. Ugh. Morty. 315 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,741 Strike one. 316 00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:01,951 [ groans ] 317 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,410 [ festive music plays ] 318 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,246 ♪ It's a road of wonder ♪ 319 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,956 ♪ A trail of food ♪ 320 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,835 ♪ It's a pathway to break up the bad and good ♪ 321 00:10:10,919 --> 00:10:14,880 ♪ It's a tube that digests and then sends out the rest ♪ 322 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,968 ♪ It's a small, small intestine ♪ 323 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,637 Lt goes on like this for miles. 324 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,056 Then we get to the large intestine! 325 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,307 [ creature roars ] 326 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,184 Shh! I hear something. 327 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:30,938 [ roars ] 328 00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:32,231 Don't move. 329 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:36,068 Gonorrhea can't see us if we don't move. 330 00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:38,529 [ roars ] 331 00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:39,488 Wait, I was wrong. 332 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,653 I was thinking of a T. Rex. 333 00:10:40,699 --> 00:10:42,658 [ all scream ] 334 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,201 Move! 335 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,081 We're sitting ducks! 336 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,083 Doc, didn't you say that the body was filling with gas? 337 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:52,459 Yes. Why? 338 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,420 Kid, you're a genius. 339 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:55,504 Are you mad?! 340 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,797 Everybody, in here! 341 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:58,007 [ roars ] 342 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,216 Hey, Gonorrhea! 343 00:10:59,301 --> 00:11:01,760 How's this for a burning sensation? 344 00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,601 [ groans ] 345 00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:09,894 Huh. 346 00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,645 [ giggles ] 347 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,064 ♪ Drummer drum drum drum drum drum ♪ 348 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:16,108 ♪ Drum drum drum drum drum drum ♪ 349 00:11:16,193 --> 00:11:17,193 ♪ Christmas drums ♪ 350 00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:18,360 Oh, sing it, Summer. 351 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,571 ♪ Christmas drums being played by a b-o-o-o-y ♪ 352 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:21,864 Oh, I love to hear you sing. 353 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:22,948 [ laughs ] 354 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,700 [ scatting ] 355 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,910 Jerry, come on. 356 00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:27,119 This is what you wanted. 357 00:11:27,204 --> 00:11:28,204 I get it, Beth. 358 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:29,406 Be careful what you wish for. 359 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,081 I'm being punished for taking your iPad. 360 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,041 What? 361 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,542 Jerry, let that stuff go, okay? 362 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,085 I'm sorry I was a bitch earlier. 363 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,129 Let's just be here. 364 00:11:37,214 --> 00:11:39,131 [ grunts ] Summer! 365 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,216 Ethan? 366 00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:41,217 What are you doing here? 367 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,259 I've been texting you for hours! 368 00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,469 What the hell?! 369 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:44,553 I don't have my phone! 370 00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:46,013 I'm doing a human holiday! 371 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:48,807 Well, did you even consider how that might make me feel?! 372 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:50,059 How you feel?! 373 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,394 Why is everything always happening to you?! 374 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,313 Summer, do you have a boyfriend? 375 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:55,856 Yeah, do you, Summer? 376 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:56,732 I don't know, Ethan. 377 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:57,942 Do I?! 378 00:11:58,026 --> 00:12:00,819 Jerry, no disrespect, but you really need to 379 00:12:00,904 --> 00:12:02,821 connect more with your family, man. 380 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,158 I should be able to access the backup generator to get the 381 00:12:06,243 --> 00:12:07,534 growth ray online. 382 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:09,578 If it works, we'll be regular-sized in a few minutes. 383 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,743 I just hope Reuben's not in a room with white carpets 384 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:12,790 or upholstery. 385 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:13,832 [ rumbling ] 386 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,209 What the hell is that? 387 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:16,418 The Sphincter Dam. 388 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,254 We built it when Reuben became incontinent, 389 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,131 but it was not designed to hold a corpse load. 390 00:12:22,217 --> 00:12:23,217 I've almost got it. 391 00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:24,969 Everybody, move inside the circle. 392 00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:26,220 [ bacterium squeals ] 393 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:27,179 Poncho? 394 00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,472 What is this in your backpack? 395 00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:30,808 That's Bubonic plague! 396 00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:32,332 What are you doing with that, Poncho? 397 00:12:32,394 --> 00:12:33,185 [ gasps ] 398 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,270 Everybody, get back! 399 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:35,729 Poncho, you son of a bitch! 400 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:39,108 You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me? 401 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,526 That's right, baby. 402 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,736 A lot of people would pay top dollar 403 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,697 to decimate the population. 404 00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:46,115 I'll take the highest bidder... 405 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,950 Al-Qaeda, North Korea, 406 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,161 Republicans, Shriners, balding men that work out, 407 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:54,164 people on the internet that are only turned on by cartoons 408 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,874 of Japanese teenagers... 409 00:12:55,959 --> 00:13:00,379 Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent, 410 00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:04,675 iTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday- bonus-giving mother... 411 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:05,843 [ screams ] 412 00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,094 [ grunts ] 413 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:08,429 Come on! 414 00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:09,680 [ groans ] 415 00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:10,597 [ laughs ] 416 00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:11,682 [ bacterium squeals ] 417 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,558 Aah! 418 00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:13,434 [ grunts ] Get off! 419 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:16,103 [ screams ] 420 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,187 [ rumbling ] 421 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,105 You guys! 422 00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:19,440 It's gonna burst! Go! 423 00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:20,399 Go, go, go! 424 00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:23,110 [ all panting ] 425 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,028 My foot is stuck. 426 00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,571 No! It's okay! 427 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,656 It's okay. Just go. Tell my family I love them. 428 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,700 They may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and 429 00:13:29,784 --> 00:13:32,224 she made the kids take it, too, so, I-I don't know, you can... 430 00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:33,704 No! 431 00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:35,539 [ sobs ] 432 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,376 Let me ask you a question, Ethan. 433 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,253 Where's the anger coming from, man? 434 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:44,006 From Summer being a total bitch! 435 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:48,927 Where's the anger coming from? 436 00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:52,514 My brother... took me fishing once ...in the bushes... 437 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,849 [ whimpers ] 438 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,142 [ voice breaking ] I can't... I can't... 439 00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,226 [ sobs ] 440 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,853 He made me feel like a girl! 441 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,230 I... he made me a girl! 442 00:14:00,315 --> 00:14:01,398 [ sobs ] 443 00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,400 He didn't make you anything, man. 444 00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,277 You are who you are. 445 00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,029 She is who she is. 446 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,365 Now, you go to her... brand-new. 447 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,449 Come here, right now. 448 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,408 Oh, my God. 449 00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:12,743 I'm so sorry, Ethan! 450 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:13,869 I love you! 451 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,787 I love you so much. 452 00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:16,413 [ both moaning ] 453 00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:17,831 Um... 454 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,666 You did it again, cubbie. 455 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:20,834 Come here. 456 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:25,297 [ both moaning ] 457 00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:27,591 No! Stop! I hate this! 458 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:30,636 Well, Christmas doesn't revolve around what you hate, son. 459 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,970 Well, then I hate Christmas! 460 00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:33,389 Enjoy being human! 461 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,099 You guys are gross and lame. 462 00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:37,267 My name's Reuben Ridley. 463 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:40,396 You're inside me right now, but by the end of this journey... 464 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,480 Whoopsie. 465 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,774 ANIMATRONIC REUBEN: I'll be inside all of you. 466 00:14:43,858 --> 00:14:45,776 My story begins during 467 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,195 the dot-com crash in the early '90s. 468 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,738 [ whirring ] 469 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,907 You can put your fingers wherever you want. 470 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,909 RICK: Morty, you want to put it on mute or something? 471 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,327 I'm... I'm trying to concentrate. 472 00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:56,412 Uh... Rick? 473 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:57,663 Not now, Jerry. 474 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,373 I've got [belches] much, much smaller fish to fry. 475 00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:01,208 I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judged you. 476 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,460 Right now, you're my sanest relative. 477 00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:05,212 Relative. 478 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,422 R-relative size! 479 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,215 Jerry, hand me a scalpel and a bundle of dynamite. 480 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:09,550 Morty, can you get to the left nipple? 481 00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:10,884 Are you kidding? 482 00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:12,469 I'm hoping I can get to both of 'em, Rick. 483 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,346 No, Morty, I'm talking about Reuben's left nipple. 484 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:15,681 [ rumbling ] 485 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:16,765 [ grunts ] 486 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:18,128 We need to get to the left nipple! 487 00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:19,810 The body is decaying. 488 00:15:19,894 --> 00:15:22,146 The arterial transit system is useless. 489 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,022 We can try the service shuttle. 490 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,587 It's connected to the skeletal system. 491 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,609 That's why we call it the bone train. 492 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,737 Would you like to ride the bone train, Miss? 493 00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:32,364 If it'll get us out of here. 494 00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:33,949 How about you, Morty? 495 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,910 Would you like to ride the bone train? 496 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:38,203 Why are you doing this bit? 497 00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:39,913 We're gonna die! Let's go! 498 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,918 Well... I can see you're busy. 499 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,336 Merry Christmas, Rick. 500 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,715 [ groans ] 501 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,216 There's no autopilot. 502 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:54,428 One of us will have to stay here and operate it manually. 503 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:01,647 - Uh, well... BLOOM: No, you're... you're right. 504 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,770 I-It was a dick move for me to even pause like that. 505 00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:04,897 This is all my fault. 506 00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:06,273 You go on. 507 00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:07,232 [ bacteria screeching ] 508 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,317 What the hell is that? 509 00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,651 E. Coli outbreak. 510 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,569 Hurry! 511 00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:11,862 [ screams ] 512 00:16:11,946 --> 00:16:12,821 [ grunts ] 513 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,865 Wait, there isan autopilot. 514 00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,533 Wait! 515 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,118 It's okay! Never mind! 516 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,996 I wanted to sacrifice myself anyway! 517 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,760 They're... they're chewing through the doors! 518 00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:26,793 [ screams ] 519 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,253 We're in the areola, Rick... 520 00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:31,548 almost to the nipple, but we're also in a really bad situation! 521 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,300 RICK: I'm almost there, Morty! 522 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,729 Reports from all over the country have been coming in 523 00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:48,106 about what appears to be a giant, 524 00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:51,443 naked man over the continental United States. 525 00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,904 We now go to Tom Randolph in New York. Tom? 526 00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:57,157 Well, the eyes aren't twinkling and the dimples aren't merry, 527 00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:01,161 but I'm standing under a nose like a 70-mile cherry. 528 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,371 Thank you, Tom. 529 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,040 Let's go now to Eric McMahan in Los Angeles. 530 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,042 We've got feet here on the West Coast, Bill... 531 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,502 giant feet, 532 00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:10,546 even relative to the giant man's size, 533 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,298 and you know what they say about that. 534 00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:15,384 Well, if the old adage is true, 535 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:20,556 one can only wonder what's going down in the Rocky Mountains. 536 00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:22,683 Wha? 537 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,227 [ screams ] 538 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,400 [ bacteria screeching ] 539 00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:34,111 Oh my God, the track! 540 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:35,487 It's Hepatitis A! 541 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:37,030 Aaaah! 542 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:49,876 [ screams ] 543 00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:52,337 [ gasps ] 544 00:17:52,422 --> 00:17:53,964 The nipple hole. 545 00:17:54,048 --> 00:17:56,216 It's beautiful. 546 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,973 [ roars ] 547 00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:04,057 Oh, no! 548 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:05,559 Holy crap! 549 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,938 Whoa! It's Hepatitis C! 550 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,481 [ grunts ] 551 00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,069 Um... wait... 552 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,614 Did we have some sort of relationship with him? 553 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,115 I think they're just like that? 554 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,992 I think they're just good guys. 555 00:18:22,076 --> 00:18:24,494 Oh. Huh. 556 00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:25,912 RICK: Where's Dr. Bloom? 557 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,539 I'm sorry, Rick, but he's dead. 558 00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:28,665 God damn it, Morty. 559 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,500 I ask you to do one thing! 560 00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:42,202 Jerry doesn't know what he's missing. 561 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,555 He'll come around, Beth. 562 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,140 Christmas is a special time. 563 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,267 It has funny ways of bringing families together. 564 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:48,685 I don't know, Jacob. 565 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:51,813 Jerry got an invitation to be alive today, and he rejected it. 566 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,358 I don't know if our marriage will... 567 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:58,487 [ gasps ] 568 00:18:58,488 --> 00:18:59,529 It's raining blood! 569 00:18:59,614 --> 00:19:00,739 Oh, shit. Find Jerry. 570 00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:01,823 Oh, God. 571 00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,575 Jerry! It's all right. 572 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,577 The TV says there's nothing to worry about. 573 00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:08,497 The giant, naked sky Santa has exploded. 574 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,042 Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country. 575 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:14,044 Everything should be fine. 576 00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:15,128 [ all sigh ] 577 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,171 Oh, yes. 578 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,547 Dad, can I have my phone back? 579 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,049 A sure, sweetie. Here. 580 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:21,468 Everybody, take a device. 581 00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,095 It'll help you relax. 582 00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:24,179 This is nice. 583 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,555 Yeah. 584 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,433 Look, I guess we really learned something this Christmas, Jacob. 585 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:29,601 No, we didn't, Dad. 586 00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:31,520 No, we didn't. 587 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,564 RICK: Too bad about Dr. Bloom. 588 00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:35,816 He was a genius... 589 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,151 the only man capable of creating a new Anatomy Park. 590 00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,737 Actually, I studied Dr. Bloom's work. 591 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:43,031 I-I-I-I believe I have the knowledge necessary to create 592 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,825 an entirely new, much safer park. 593 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:45,909 What about... 594 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,244 Pirates of the Pancreas? 595 00:19:47,328 --> 00:19:49,746 I think it was one of the most underrated attractions. 596 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:52,332 Boo-yah! Hold your breath. 597 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,501 Hey, w-w-what the hell, Rick?! 598 00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:56,503 What the hell, man! I liked her! 599 00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:58,463 I really had something going there, Rick! 600 00:19:58,548 --> 00:19:59,798 Yeah, so I heard. 601 00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:01,550 [belches] you dodged a bullet, Morty... trust me. 602 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,343 Puffy vagina. 603 00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:04,678 W-what's wrong with that? 604 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,221 That doesn't sound like a problem to me. 605 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,472 I don't know. 606 00:20:07,557 --> 00:20:08,640 Come on, let's get some stuffing. 607 00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:10,100 I'm starving. 608 00:20:10,184 --> 00:20:12,018 [ gadgets beeping ] 609 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,395 Oh, unbelievable. 610 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,772 We got... we got a bunch of robot, computer people, 611 00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:18,525 sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens. 612 00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:20,652 Do you guys realize that Christ was born today? 613 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:24,197 Jesus Christ, our savior, was born today. 614 00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:25,866 Are... are... are you people even human? 615 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,909 What kind of Christmas is this? 616 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,817 ANNIE: Hey, Rick? Rick, can you hear me? 617 00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:01,693 Loud and clear, Annie. 618 00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:02,778 ANNIE: Great. 619 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:04,571 We're also on with Alejandro, our Chief Imaginarian. 620 00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:05,697 ALEJANDRO: Hey, Rick. 621 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,991 Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter from Microscopic Marketing, 622 00:21:08,075 --> 00:21:10,702 Zack from Organ Concepts, and Jamie from New Media. 623 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:12,078 Hey, everybody. 624 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:13,121 [on phone] Hi, how's it going? Hi, Rick. 625 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,664 ANNIE: So, Pirates of the Pancreas. 626 00:21:14,749 --> 00:21:15,749 Yeah. Talk to me. 627 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,250 Hey, Rick. It's Alejandro speaking. 628 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:20,504 Um, so, we asked ourselves, internally... 629 00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:21,838 we asked ourselves over here, 630 00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:23,840 "Okay, what does a pancreas do?" 631 00:21:23,925 --> 00:21:26,510 and the answer was, "Does it make pirates?" 632 00:21:26,594 --> 00:21:28,637 No, it makes insulin, you know? 633 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,388 So, we're starting with a new... 634 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:32,849 Those guys are inside me, huh? 635 00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,601 Like, building a park? 636 00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:36,603 Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan! 637 00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:38,438 They're inside you building a monument to compromise! 638 00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:40,148 Fuck 'em. 639 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,233 Fuck those people. 640 00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:43,819 Fuck this whole thing, Ethan. 641 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,362 Cool. 642 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:46,446 And who pays me? 643 00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:49,658 Did you get any of that? 644 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,576 It's a good-a show!