1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,890 So, Dad, guess what tomorrow is. 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,960 Martin Luther King 3 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,960 Jr.'s birthday. 4 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:08,470 No. 5 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:08,470 Well, it... might be. 6 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,630 - It is. 7 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,630 - Fine. 8 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,370 But also, tomorrow is your 9 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,370 one-year anniversary 10 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,770 back in our lives. 11 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,070 I'm gonna make you 12 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,070 flying-saucer-shaped pancakes. 13 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,840 Oh, t-t-there's no need 14 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,840 to do that, Beth. 15 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,280 Regular pancakes are fine. 16 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:28,080 Oh, my god! 17 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:28,080 Oh, what is happening?! 18 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,390 Happy anniversary, Dad. 19 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:03,790 Oh, I get it. 20 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,620 Regular pancakes are already 21 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,620 shaped like flying saucers. 22 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,460 Mmm. I-I should be 23 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,460 making you breakfast 24 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:10,290 for putting up with me. 25 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,430 You should be making us 26 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,430 a whole restaurant. 27 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,600 Nonsense. We couldn't be 28 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,600 happier to have you around. 29 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,660 I just wish I got 30 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,660 to see more of you. 31 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,270 Rick Sanchez of Earth 32 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,270 dimension C-137, 33 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:23,870 you are under arrest for crimes 34 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:23,870 against alternate Ricks 35 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:27,040 by the authority of the 36 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:27,040 Trans-Dimensional Council of Ricks. 37 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,950 - Hey! What the heck?! 38 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,950 - Neutralize the Jerry. 39 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:31,250 - Wait! No! I'll -- 40 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:31,250 - Dad! 41 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,650 - Dad! 42 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,650 - Rick! 43 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,210 Everybody, relax. 44 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,190 If I know these a-holes, 45 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,190 and I am these a-holes, 46 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,920 they just want to haul me 47 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,920 to their stupid clubhouse 48 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,590 and waste my time 49 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,590 with a bunch of questions. 50 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,220 - Let's get it over with. 51 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,220 Bring his Morty. 52 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,430 - Oh, man. 53 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,430 Leave my Morty out of this. 54 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,990 You lost the right to have 55 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,990 a say in these things 56 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:48,040 when you refused to j-- 57 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:48,040 join the council. 58 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,970 W-W-W-What about Jerry? 59 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,370 Will you at least 60 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,370 unfreeze my daughter's idiot? 61 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,810 ...give you anything! 62 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,570 I have a rare antique- 63 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,570 coin collection! 64 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,440 Just don't hurt me! 65 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:02,710 Okay, maybe not antique, 66 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:02,710 but it was a limited minting. 67 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:04,810 They have little R2-D2s 68 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:04,810 instead of George Washington. 69 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,150 Our son's been 70 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,150 abducted! 71 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,690 You hate me for buying 72 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,690 those coins! 73 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,760 Geez, Rick, w-what is 74 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,760 this place? 75 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,060 The citadel of Ricks. 76 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,660 It's the secret headquarters 77 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,660 for the Council of Ricks. 78 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,860 - Council of Ricks? 79 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,860 - As you know, Morty... 80 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,600 I've got a lot of enemies 81 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,600 in the universe 82 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:23,330 that consider my genius 83 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:23,330 a threat -- 84 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,470 galactic terrorists, 85 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,470 a few sub-galactic dictators, 86 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:27,870 most of the entire 87 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:27,870 intergalactic government. 88 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,970 W-W-Wherever you find people 89 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,970 with heads up their asses, 90 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,810 someone wants a piece 91 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,810 of your grandpa, 92 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,850 and a lot of versions of me 93 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,850 had the same problem, 94 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,250 so a few thousand versions of me 95 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,250 had the ingenious idea 96 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,880 of banding together 97 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,880 like a herd of cattle 98 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,650 or a school of fish 99 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,780 or those people who answer 100 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,780 questions on Yahoo! Answers. 101 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:46,560 Hey! What do you know? 102 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:46,560 It's a cowboy version of me. 103 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,030 Geez, you're easy to 104 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,030 impress. 105 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,330 Yeah, most timelines 106 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,330 have a Rick, 107 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,920 and most Ricks have 108 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,920 a Morty. 109 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,990 This place is a real who's who 110 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,990 of who's you and me. 111 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:57,060 Turn your boring, old Morty 112 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:57,060 into a f-- hot fashion statement 113 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,800 with some Morty dazzlers. 114 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:00,780 Hey, check this out. 115 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,900 Show me the Morty. 116 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,900 - Dumb. 117 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,500 Excuse me, sir, 118 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,500 is your Morty insured? 119 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,570 You know, every year, hundreds 120 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,570 of Mortys are injured -- 121 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,810 Back off! 122 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,180 Not my cup of tea, 123 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,180 this place. 124 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,720 I say the point of being a Rick 125 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,720 is being a Rick. 126 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:13,350 Save your anti-Rick speech 127 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,080 for the Council of Ricks, 128 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,080 terror-Rick. 129 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,780 Hey, save your Rick rules 130 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,880 for the sheep-Ricks, 131 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,880 Rick-pig. 132 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,830 - Fuck me, pal. 133 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,830 - Fuck you? 134 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,730 No, no, no, no, no. 135 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,730 Fuck me. 136 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:37,850 Bring up the holograms. 137 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:41,910 27 Ricks brutally murdered in 138 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:41,910 their own timelines -- 139 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,280 an unprecedented Rick-icidal 140 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,280 epidemic. 141 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,020 What say you, 142 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,020 Earth Rick C-137? 143 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,750 You think I did this? 144 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,760 Why am I the first Rick you pull in 145 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,760 every time a Rick stubs his toe? 146 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,660 You have a history 147 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,660 of non-cooperation 148 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,560 with the council. 149 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,790 Yeah, so does the scientist 150 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,790 formerly known as Rick. 151 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:00,890 W-W-W-W-W-Why isn't he here 152 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:00,890 in handcuffs? 153 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,960 Because he's dead, too! 154 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,270 Who else would we question? 155 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,270 You fit the profile. 156 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:09,540 Of all the Ricks 157 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:09,540 in the central finite curve, 158 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,050 you're the malcontent, 159 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,050 the rogue. 160 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:14,450 I'm the Rick, and so 161 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:14,450 were the rest of you 162 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,450 before you formed this 163 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,450 stupid alliance. 164 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,180 You wanted to be safe 165 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,180 from the government, 166 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,920 so you became 167 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,920 a stupid government. 168 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,650 That makes every Rick here 169 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,650 less Rick than me. 170 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:25,220 Yeah, murmur it up, d-bags. 171 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:27,350 Now, if you'll excuse me, 172 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:27,350 I've got pancakes back home 173 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:28,450 with syrup on top of them. 174 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,690 They're about to hit that 175 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,690 critical point of syrup absorption 176 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,360 that turns the cakes 177 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,360 into a gross paste, 178 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,340 and I hate to get all 179 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,340 Andy Rooney about it, 180 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,340 but I think we all like fluffy 181 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,340 discs of cake with syrup on top, 182 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,070 and I think we also like to be 183 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,070 accused of crimes 184 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,630 when there's evidence! 185 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,180 So, as they say in Canada, 186 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,180 peace oot! 187 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,840 Evidence! Good idea. 188 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,840 Scan his portal gun! 189 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,150 Oh, come on. 190 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,950 Don't look at another man's 191 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,950 portal-gun history. 192 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,010 We -- we all 193 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,010 go to weird places. 194 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,080 Yes, but it appears you alone 195 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,820 have been going to the exact 196 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,820 timelines and locations 197 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:00,890 in which the murders occurred. 198 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,990 What?! 199 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,990 That's Rick-diculous! 200 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,620 I'm obviously being set up. 201 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:08,330 Earth Rick C-137, the council 202 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:08,330 of Ricks sentences you 203 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,100 to the machine 204 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,100 of unspeakable doom, 205 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,800 which swaps your conscious 206 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,800 and unconscious minds, 207 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,710 rendering 208 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,710 your fantasies pointless 209 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,870 while everything you've known 210 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,870 becomes impossible to grasp. 211 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:21,470 Also, every 10 seconds, 212 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:21,470 it stabs your balls. 213 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:23,880 I've heard enough. 214 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,520 Run, Morty! 215 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:28,820 Unh-unh. Not you. 216 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,690 Aaaah! 217 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:56,050 Oh! Oh! 218 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,650 Yeah, I'd like to order one 219 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,650 large person 220 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,920 with extra people, please. 221 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,920 - White people. 222 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:04,460 No, no, no, no. 223 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:04,460 Black people. 224 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,150 And Hispanic on half. 225 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,840 Yes, I'd like to order one 226 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,840 large sofa chair 227 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,840 with extra chair, please. 228 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,840 - High chair. 229 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:23,140 No, no, no, no. Recliner. 230 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,200 And wheelchair on half. 231 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,920 They could have gone 232 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,920 into any one of these. 233 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:40,990 - Son of a... 234 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,050 - Oh, geez. 235 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,050 - We lost 'em. 236 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,570 Yeah, I'd like to order one 237 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,570 large phone 238 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:46,260 with extra phones, please. 239 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:46,260 - Cellphone. 240 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:47,700 No, no, no, no. Rotary. 241 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,900 And pay phone on half. 242 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:52,910 That'll keep 'em 243 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:52,910 busy for a while. 244 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,840 Those guys were wrong, 245 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,840 right? 246 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,470 Y-Y-Y-You d-- you wouldn't kill 247 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,470 yourself -- y-y-yourselves. 248 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,980 Of course not, Morty. 249 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,980 How could that profit me? 250 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,610 But someone out there is 251 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,610 killing Ricks, 252 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,350 and the council ain't 253 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,350 gonna stop thinking it's me 254 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,860 until we clear our names -- 255 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,860 by finding the real Rick-killer. 256 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,580 I'm scared, Rick. 257 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,320 Maybe we should go home 258 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,320 and stockpile weapons, 259 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,050 like that show 260 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,050 "Doomsday Preppers." 261 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,690 Not really my style, 262 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,690 Morty. 263 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,920 Besides, your home is 264 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,920 most likely 265 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,930 swarming with Ricks 266 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,930 by now. 267 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,400 All right, listen, Jerry. 268 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:24,130 If Rick calls, this device is 269 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:24,130 gonna trace his location. 270 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,070 You just gotta keep him on the phone 271 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,070 for 30 seconds or longer. 272 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,440 - Who wants lemonade? 273 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,440 - Oh, yeah. 274 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:32,170 Mmm! 275 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:32,170 Oh! Delicious! 276 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,240 Beth 277 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,240 you're a treasure. 278 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,380 I have a Beth just like you 279 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,380 in my reality, 280 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,180 except you know what? 281 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,950 She's not as brilliant or 282 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,950 attractive. 283 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,390 Aw. 284 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,390 Thank you. 285 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,320 Oh! She did! She did it! 286 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,860 - H-hello? 287 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,860 - Hey, Jerry, it's Rick. 288 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,930 Rick! Hey. 289 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,440 What's -- what's up? 290 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,500 So, listen, the heat's on, 291 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,500 and there's nowhere left to turn, 292 00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:00,570 so Morty and I are just gonna 293 00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:00,570 fly my spaceship into a black hole. 294 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,610 - What?! 295 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,610 - Is that cool with you, dawg? 296 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,650 Rick, no! Morty!! 297 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,650 - We got it. 298 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:06,480 The call's coming from... 299 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:08,380 ♪ Inside the house ♪ 300 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,440 - Look at his face! 301 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,440 - You dummy! 302 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,490 Can't believe our daughter 303 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,490 married you. 304 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:14,350 - Too easy! 305 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:15,860 The Ricks are probably 306 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:15,860 gonna waste some time 307 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,050 messing with Jerry. 308 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,620 They won't be able to help 309 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,620 themselves. 310 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,720 But as soon as they get bored, 311 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,720 they'll be onto us. 312 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,790 Phones à la clams and 313 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,790 phonesghetti with phone balls. 314 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,890 Anything else? 315 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,370 Yeah, more phone 316 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,370 sticks, please. 317 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:26,260 Right away, sir. 318 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:27,890 You know, Rick, 319 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:27,890 when I first saw 320 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,160 all those Ricks and Mortys, 321 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,330 I thought, "gee, that 322 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,330 kind of devalues our bond." 323 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,670 but then I realized 324 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,670 it just means 325 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,640 that our relationship must 326 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,640 be pretty special 327 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,800 to span over all those 328 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,800 different timelines. 329 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,180 Yeah, it's got to be that way. 330 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,180 You're a camouflage. 331 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:42,410 Camouflage? W-W-W-What are 332 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:42,410 you talking about, Rick? 333 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,150 Ricks have a very distinctive 334 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,150 and traceable brain wave 335 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:45,950 due to our genius. 336 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,610 The best way to hide 337 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,610 from an enemy's radar 338 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:49,520 is to stand near someone 339 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:49,520 with complementary brain waves 340 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:51,320 that make ours 341 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:51,320 invisible. 342 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:53,260 See, w-w-w-when a Rick i-is 343 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:53,260 with a Morty, 344 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:56,490 the genius waves get 345 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:56,490 canceled out by the, uh... 346 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,690 ...Morty waves. 347 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:02,400 Um... because o-our 348 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:02,400 personalities are so different? 349 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:04,370 Oh, shit, dawg. 350 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,370 My portal gun was hacked 351 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,370 remotely, Morty -- 352 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,340 obviously by the real killer, 353 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,340 to frame me. 354 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,400 But I was able to trace the signal. 355 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,400 Come on. Let's go. 356 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,140 Uh-oh. 357 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,210 Excuse me. We've tracked 358 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,210 a pair of dangerous criminals 359 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,940 to this exact location. 360 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,010 They look exactly like us, 361 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,010 so in order to avoid confusion, 362 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,080 I'm gonna mark us each 363 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,080 with a red "X" right now. 364 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:21,950 That way, if someone 365 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:21,950 has a gun 366 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,860 and we both tell you to shoot 367 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,860 the other one 368 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,420 because they're the evil one, 369 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,420 you'll know who's lying. 370 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:28,330 Hey, check it out. 371 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,870 Damn it! 372 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,730 Hey, you didn't pay 373 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,730 your bill! 374 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,200 T-The red "X"! Red "X"! 375 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,210 Hey, it's a good thing 376 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,210 that space outlet had lab coats 377 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,140 and your favorite kind of shirt 378 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,140 in stock, huh, Morty? 379 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,010 Yeah, Rick, I-I heard 380 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,010 you the first time. 381 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,810 You don't have to keep saying it 382 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,810 over and over. 383 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,540 Man, this place is way 384 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,540 off the grid. 385 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,310 This guy does not want 386 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,310 to be found. 387 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,440 Well, if he's a Rick, doesn't he just 388 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,440 have to stand by a Morty to hide? 389 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,280 I mean, isn't that what Mortys are -- 390 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,280 human cloaking devices? 391 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:56,190 Morty, you're making a bigger 392 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:56,190 deal out of this than it is. 393 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,050 Oh, my god, Rick, look! 394 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,890 There's a bunch of people 395 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,890 strapped all over that building! 396 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,930 Not people, Morty -- 397 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,930 Mortys. 398 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,400 Oh, god! 399 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,310 W-Why would somebody do this? 400 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,310 It's horrible! 401 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,570 Well, one Morty's enough to hide 402 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,570 from the bureaucrats, 403 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,550 but you get -- you get 404 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,550 a whole matrix of Mortys 405 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:20,310 and put them in agonizing pain, 406 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:23,480 that creates a pattern that can hide 407 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:23,480 even from other Ricks, motherfucker. 408 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:26,580 I fiddled with a concept 409 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:26,580 like this once. 410 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,180 On paper, Morty. 411 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,180 On paper. 412 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,990 I wouldn't do this. 413 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,990 It's barbaric overkill. 414 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,050 I mean, you could accomplish 415 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,050 the same result with, like, 416 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,560 five Mortys 417 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,560 and a jumper cable. 418 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,300 Which I also wouldn't do! 419 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,170 I'm just saying, it's bad 420 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,170 craftsmanship. 421 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,570 Coffee time! 422 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,570 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 423 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,470 That's what I like to hear! 424 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,240 - Hi, Jerry. 425 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,140 Leave me alone. 426 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,140 I'm working. 427 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,110 Oh, you are? 428 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,110 W-W-W-What do you do? 429 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,240 I-I'm -- I'm in between 430 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,240 advertising jobs. 431 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,220 Advertising? Wow! 432 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,410 So, people need help figuring 433 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,410 out what to buy, 434 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,850 and then y-y-you help 'em? 435 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,480 Well, it's a little more 436 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,480 complicated than that. 437 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,750 Well, I mean, you do it, 438 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,750 and you seem like a guy 439 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,520 who really has it 440 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,520 all together. 441 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,720 Dude, are you -- w-- 442 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,720 you're being a dick, right? 443 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,200 Oh, gosh, I-I hope not. 444 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:16,740 I-I-I-I-I-I wouldn't want to 445 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:16,740 offend you in any way. 446 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,710 You're really a Rick? 447 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,770 Y-- of course I am -- 448 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,740 just as much 449 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,740 as my Morty's a Morty. 450 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:24,640 Hey, he looks a lot 451 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:24,640 like Eric Stoltz 452 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,650 from the movie "Mask." 453 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,410 You know, the one 454 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,410 with Cher in it? 455 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,470 That's right, Jerry! 456 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,490 He -- he's from a reality 457 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,490 where everyone is 458 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,210 Eric Stoltz 459 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,210 "Mask" people. 460 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,590 He's Eric Stoltz Mask Morty. 461 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,020 They assigned him to me 462 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:37,920 because I never had 463 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:37,920 any kids of my own. 464 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,430 But if I did, boy, 465 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,430 I'd love them 466 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,190 if they were as smart 467 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,190 and as successful 468 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,390 as you are, Jerry. 469 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,930 Hey, get a load of this. 470 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,970 Jerry's hanging out 471 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,970 with doofus Rick. 472 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,400 This is perfect. 473 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:48,960 I'm not doofus Rick! 474 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,270 I'm Rick J19-Zeta-7! 475 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,710 Oh, is that the timeline 476 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,710 where everybody eats poop? 477 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,740 Jerry, you know this guy 478 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,740 eats poop, right? 479 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,440 Hey, I don't eat poop! 480 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,500 Y-You guys are always 481 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,500 so mean to me. 482 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,450 I guess it's only fair 483 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,450 to tell you now, Jerry. 484 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,350 I'm the worst Rick 485 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,350 of them all. 486 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,410 According to who -- 487 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,410 other versions of you? 488 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,790 If I've learned one thing, 489 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,590 it's that before you get 490 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,590 anywhere in life, 491 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,630 you got to stop listening 492 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,630 to yourself. 493 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,460 Wow. 494 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,460 You really are wise, Jerry. 495 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:17,430 I-I-I guess that's why you work 496 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:17,430 in advertising. 497 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,400 The fact that you feel 498 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,400 that way 499 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,440 makes you the best Rick 500 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,440 of them all. 501 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,400 You don't care 502 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,400 about me at all! 503 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,370 I'm no different than that 504 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,370 jacket you've got on! 505 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,430 Y-Y-Y-- o-or your stupid 506 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,430 portal gun! 507 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,880 I'm just a tool! 508 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,880 I-I-I'm just an object! 509 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,780 Hey, it's your choice 510 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,780 to take it personally, Morty. 511 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,510 Now, for the love of god, 512 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,510 be quiet. 513 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,410 The point of this is to get 514 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,410 the drop on the guy. 515 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,150 You know what, Rick? 516 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,150 I'll tell you something! 517 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,810 I'm more than a human shield! 518 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,810 - Yeah, that's right. You are. 519 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,550 You're a perfect, impenetrable 520 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,550 suit of human armor, Morty, 521 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,520 because you're as dumb 522 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,520 as I am smart, 523 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,250 which is why when I say 524 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,250 "shut up," 525 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,320 it's really good advice. 526 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,960 Great. Nice work, Morty. 527 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,880 Ooh. Look at you, C-137. 528 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,920 You -- aren't you 529 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,920 a tough customer? 530 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,780 The slow clap? Really? 531 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,780 Kind of played out, dude. 532 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,580 Not in this dimension, 533 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,580 it isn't. 534 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,320 In fact 535 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,320 I invented it. 536 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,450 Nobody else has ever even 537 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,450 done it here before. 538 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,550 Well, la-di-da. 539 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,920 Hey, that's mine! 540 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,490 I don't like the look 541 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,490 of that Rick, Morty. 542 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,830 - We gotta escape. 543 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,830 - I'm not gonna help you, Rick. 544 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,430 Y-You're a monster. 545 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,300 Don't be rick-diculous, 546 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,300 Morty. 547 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,100 Will you stop saying that? 548 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,100 It's stupid. 549 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:34,640 Take his Morty away. 550 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,840 - Come with me. 551 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,840 - Yeah, gladly. 552 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:39,180 Geez, man. Ricks, huh? 553 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,220 Hey, man, you seem to know 554 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,220 how this place works. 555 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,410 Is there any way we could 556 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,410 shut down that grid 557 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,080 and rescue all those 558 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,080 Mortys outside? 559 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,280 It would be pointless. 560 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:49,450 Mortys have no chance 561 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:49,450 of defeating a Rick. 562 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,550 In here. 563 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,860 - Ah. Isn't it beautiful? 564 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,860 - Yeah, yeah. 565 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,300 Looks like payday at 566 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,300 Neverland Ranch in here. 567 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:05,840 Zing! 568 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,140 That guy got it. 569 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,610 Unh-unh-unh, Rick. Quiet. 570 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,540 You're missing my symphony. 571 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,480 Hey, I'll take it over 572 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,480 Mumford & Sons. Zip! 573 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,380 - This guy is on it! 574 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,440 He's not laughing at your 575 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,440 dumb jokes, Rick. 576 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,960 That's just a random noise 577 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,960 it makes every 10 seconds. 578 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,890 You see, Rick, you're not 579 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,890 as clever as you think you are. 580 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,950 I wanted you to find me. 581 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,860 We're not so different, 582 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,860 you and I. 583 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,370 - Yeah, duh! 584 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,370 - See this right here, Rick? 585 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,430 I crunched the numbers. 586 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,600 I created a spectrum 587 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,600 of all the Ricks. 588 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,440 I listed them out 589 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,440 from most evil to least evil. 590 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,170 Here's where I am. 591 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,240 And lookit -- right here's 592 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,240 where you are, Rick. 593 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,780 This guy right here -- 594 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,780 super-weird. 595 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,510 I get it. So you want me 596 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,510 to team up with you to take down 597 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,710 The Council of Ricks? 598 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,710 Is that where you're going with this? 599 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,220 'Cause that's where 600 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,220 I'd be going. 601 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,520 Please. I think I'm doing 602 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,520 pretty good on my own. 603 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,530 I'm simply gonna download 604 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,530 the contents of your brain 605 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:01,790 and then kill you. 606 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,020 Okay, if we add a little more 607 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,020 titanium nitrate 608 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,260 and just a tad 609 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,260 of chlorified tartrate... 610 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,700 ...ovenless brownies! 611 00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,500 Mmm. Mmm! 612 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,630 It's incredible what a gifted 613 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,630 mind can accomplish 614 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,270 when priorities are in order. 615 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,340 Well, come on. 616 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,340 I can't take all the credit, Jerry. 617 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,440 It was your idea. 618 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,440 Come here, Jerry! 619 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,450 Hey, uh, come here. 620 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,920 I-I want to show you 621 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,920 something. 622 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,980 Okay, look, everybody makes fun 623 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,980 of me for getting these, 624 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:35,150 but you're a genius scientist. 625 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:35,150 What do you think? 626 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,930 See? There's little R2-D2s where 627 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,930 the George Washingtons should be. 628 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,800 You know, Jerry, I'm not 629 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,800 gonna tell you 630 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,670 that these will 631 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,670 increase in value 632 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,500 or even hold their current value. 633 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,010 The truth is, you bought them 634 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,010 because you like them. 635 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,240 They have value to you. 636 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,240 That's what matters. 637 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,840 How long are you staying? 638 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,970 Until we find your Rick. 639 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,020 I found mine. 640 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,020 I found 641 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,020 mine. 642 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,150 - Help! 643 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,150 - There is no escape, my son. 644 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,720 We will find our peace in 645 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,720 the next world. 646 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,460 So, what -- y-y-y-y-you're 647 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,460 just gonna give up? 648 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:12,930 We're giving in-- to the 649 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:12,930 power of the one true Morty. 650 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,590 One day, he will return. 651 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:18,500 Praise the one true Morty. 652 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,740 Ugh. 653 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,740 All right, Mortys, listen up. 654 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:26,010 My name is Morty Smith, 655 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:26,010 from Earth dimension C-137. 656 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,570 I know you're scared, 657 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,570 because I'm scared. 658 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,850 But that's no reason to accept 659 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,850 our fate! 660 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,750 We're Mortys! 661 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,480 We're not defined by our 662 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,480 relationships to Rick! 663 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,790 Our destiny is our own! 664 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,990 This sounds like something 665 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,990 the one true Morty might say. 666 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,000 I'm sick of being a human 667 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,000 shield. 668 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,050 I-I-I w-- I want to be 669 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,050 a gardener! 670 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,570 I want to write really crazy, 671 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,570 intense action novels! 672 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,660 I'm more than just a hammer! 673 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,640 He is the one true Morty! 674 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,000 Hooray! 675 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,000 The one true Morty! 676 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,910 Hey, keep it down! 677 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,980 You've lived quite a life, 678 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,980 Rick. 679 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,420 It's a real shame you won't be 680 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,420 around to see it through. 681 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,060 You're crying? 682 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,060 Over a Morty? 683 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,190 No, I'm just allergic 684 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,190 to dipshits. 685 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,570 Ugh. Pathetic. 686 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,370 We both know that if there's 687 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,370 any truth in the universe, 688 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,040 it's that Ricks 689 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,040 don't care about Mortys. 690 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,670 Do your worst, 691 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,670 you little bastards! 692 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,380 Kill me! Do it! 693 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,380 Do i-i-i-i-it! 694 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,580 Morty! Thank god! 695 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,580 Get me out of this. 696 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:43,390 - Come on! 697 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:43,390 - You're lucky I'm not a Rick. 698 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:46,260 Point taken, but this 699 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:46,260 is no time for arcs. 700 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,890 Oh! 701 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,600 Yeah, hello. 702 00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,970 Hey, what do me and O.J. 703 00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,970 not have in common? 704 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,700 Huh? W-Who is this? 705 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:03,270 I found the real killer, bitch! 706 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:03,270 Get over here! 707 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,380 Yo, ding-dong, we're done here. 708 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,380 Time to go. 709 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,380 Well, Jerry 710 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,550 I guess this means goodbye. 711 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,380 W-W-Well, does it have to? 712 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,320 I mean, you -- 713 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,320 you look just like Rick. 714 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,950 We could maybe, you know, 715 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,950 get rid of him. 716 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,760 I'm not saying kill him, 717 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,760 necessarily. 718 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,630 I -- I'm also not saying 719 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,630 necessarily not kill him, but -- 720 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,330 Jerry, w-we both know 721 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,330 it wouldn't work. 722 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,430 It's time to go back 723 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,430 to our lives. 724 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,530 I love you, Jerry. 725 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,530 I love you. 726 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,280 Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 727 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,190 Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 728 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,190 Hut! Hut! Hut! 729 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,560 W-What -- w-what's gonna 730 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,560 happen to all these Mortys? 731 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,660 They'll go back to their 732 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,660 families, 733 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,790 attend school regularly, 734 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,790 play video games, date girls. 735 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:06,170 Poor little Rickless bastards. 736 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,270 Earth Rick C-137, 737 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,440 the council apologizes 738 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,440 for its false accusation, 739 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:14,040 and in the way of reparations 740 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:14,040 for our terrible mistake, 741 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,410 we would like to compensate you 742 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,410 with this voucher 743 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,980 for a free replacement Morty 744 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,980 in the event 745 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,110 that your current 746 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,110 Morty should -- 747 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,450 Uh, guys, not a good 748 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,450 time. 749 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,390 Come on, Morty. Let's hit it. 750 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,500 Is it time for arcs yet, Rick? 751 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,960 I did a pretty good job 752 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,960 back there 753 00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:34,160 for a human cloaking 754 00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:34,160 device. 755 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,570 Saved your ass. 756 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,570 - All right, Morty. 757 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,330 Don't break an arm jerking 758 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,330 yourself off. 759 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,130 Man, I can't believe 760 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,130 you, Rick. 761 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,140 That right there, that w-- 762 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,140 that was a great opportunity 763 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,140 to show a little humanity, 764 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,140 you know? 765 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,680 To connect with me a little. 766 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,180 Hey, Morty, 767 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,180 you want connection, 768 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,720 go be part of some stupid club, 769 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,720 like all those dumb Ricks. 770 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,220 You know, maybe I don't connect 771 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,220 because I'm the Rickest Rick. 772 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,550 And, you know, it would g-- 773 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,820 go without saying 774 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,820 that the Rickest Rick 775 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,290 would have the Mortyest Morty. 776 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,590 - It would go without saying, huh? 777 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,590 - Yeah, it would. 778 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,390 Did you hear me say it? 779 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,390 - Nah. 780 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,400 The Mortyest Morty. 781 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,730 Just don't get too big 782 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,730 for your loafers, Buster Brown. 783 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,960 A cocky Morty can lead to some 784 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,960 big problems. 785 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,940 It can be a real bad thing 786 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,940 for everybody. 787 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,600 Oh, yeah? How's that? 788 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,610 U-Uh, I'll explain when 789 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,610 you're older. 790 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,170 What a mess. 791 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,110 Pride cometh before the fall. 792 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,010 I guess he got 793 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,010 what he deserved. 794 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,910 What is that? 795 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,740 Hand me the laser 796 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,740 difibulator. 797 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,410 Hey, guys, uh, c-can I help? 798 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:28,820 No! Go clean the toilets. 799 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,720 Maybe you'll make friends 800 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,720 with some turds. 801 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,230 You make us ashamed to be 802 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,230 ourselves! 803 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,360 My god. I've seen 804 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,360 this technology before. 805 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,770 This Rick was being 806 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,770 controlled remotely -- 807 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,330 puppeteered by somebody else. 808 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,140 This is the receiver. 809 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,140 - Yeah, but where's the transmitter? 810 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,460 Wubba dubba dub dub! 811 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,460 Oh. Hey, Jerry. 812 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,790 W-W-W-What are you doing 813 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,790 in my room, buddy? 814 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,990 Nothing. 815 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,990 I was just, um... 816 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,960 checking 817 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,960 the smoke detectors. 818 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,970 All right. 819 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,970 Okay, get out. 820 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,250 What's that dipshit doing 821 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,250 out there? 822 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,450 Are you friends with him? 823 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,360 You know he eats his own shit, 824 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,360 right? 825 00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,290 Oh, my god, this is rich! 826 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,260 I've got like 10 Ricks 827 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,260 to call right now. 828 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,230 Did you get any 829 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,230 of that? 830 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,270 It's a good-a show!