1 00:00:01,036 --> 00:00:02,959 RICK: Learning to fly this thing, Morty, 2 00:00:03,038 --> 00:00:04,005 is gonna be really liberating. 3 00:00:04,081 --> 00:00:05,503 You know, you're gonna be free 4 00:00:05,582 --> 00:00:06,925 to go on all kinds of errands for me. - Cool. 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,172 See that planet right there? 6 00:00:08,252 --> 00:00:09,799 Don't fly too close to that planet. 7 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:11,255 Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield. 8 00:00:11,338 --> 00:00:12,464 [ Ringtone plays ] 9 00:00:12,548 --> 00:00:14,346 Hold on. [cellphone beeps] 10 00:00:14,425 --> 00:00:15,802 Yeah? Yeah, I have it. 11 00:00:15,884 --> 00:00:17,136 Where do you want to meet? 12 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:18,311 All right, cool. [cellphone beeps] 13 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:19,764 All right, Morty, lesson's over. 14 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:21,099 We got some business to attend to 15 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:22,398 a few light minutes south of here. 16 00:00:22,474 --> 00:00:23,896 Oh, you still use south in space? 17 00:00:23,976 --> 00:00:24,977 Whoa! Jesus, Jerry! 18 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:26,562 What the hell are you doing here?! 19 00:00:26,645 --> 00:00:27,737 What are you talking about? 20 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:29,406 We agreed a boy's father should be present 21 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:30,482 when he's learning to drive. 22 00:00:30,566 --> 00:00:31,988 I guess I remember that. 23 00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:33,819 Wow. And you've just been back there this whole time? 24 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:34,903 Amazing. 25 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,993 Well, we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty. 26 00:00:37,072 --> 00:00:39,166 Head for 3924917. 27 00:00:39,241 --> 00:00:40,538 Cool! [ laughs ] 28 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:42,961 Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure! 29 00:00:43,036 --> 00:00:44,333 Yep, [ sighs ] 30 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,382 MORTY: This is where we're going? 31 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,459 RICK: Nope. 32 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:50,176 This is. 33 00:00:50,252 --> 00:00:51,845 You can park in a handicap spot, Morty. 34 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,263 Anything with less than eight limbs 35 00:00:53,338 --> 00:00:55,636 is considered disabled here. 36 00:00:59,678 --> 00:01:03,273 WOMAN: Well, look at this fella. Aren't you handsome? 37 00:01:03,348 --> 00:01:04,440 Thank you. [ chuckles ] 38 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:06,985 - I'm Jerry. - Oh, I know you are. 39 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,438 Did you come here in a spaceship? 40 00:01:09,521 --> 00:01:11,990 I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law. 41 00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:13,317 W-wait. Are they coming? 42 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,526 Oh, they'll be back soon. 43 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:15,702 What?! 44 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:20,491 I don't know how this works! 45 00:01:20,574 --> 00:01:21,450 Help me! 46 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:23,206 What the hell?! 47 00:01:23,285 --> 00:01:24,537 I know, right? 48 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,042 Oh, what the hell?! 49 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:27,373 I know, right? 50 00:01:27,456 --> 00:01:28,582 MORTY: Jerryboree!? 51 00:01:28,665 --> 00:01:30,383 You created a day care for my Dad? 52 00:01:30,459 --> 00:01:32,382 Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea. 53 00:01:32,461 --> 00:01:34,054 Well, I did have this idea, 54 00:01:34,129 --> 00:01:36,348 but I wish I was the version of me that owned it. 55 00:01:36,423 --> 00:01:38,050 That guy's rich. 56 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:39,635 Don't forget to check the reason for your drop-off. 57 00:01:39,718 --> 00:01:42,267 Trust me, Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks. 58 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:44,940 Jerrys don't tend to last five minutes off of earth. 59 00:01:45,015 --> 00:01:47,643 This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid. 60 00:01:47,726 --> 00:01:50,320 Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys. 61 00:01:50,395 --> 00:01:51,442 He couldn't be safer. 62 00:01:51,522 --> 00:01:53,069 Hey, Morty, hang on to this. 63 00:01:53,148 --> 00:01:54,570 That number's your dad. 64 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:56,618 If you lose it, we're not gonna be able to get him back. 65 00:01:56,860 --> 00:02:00,285 ♪♪ 66 00:02:24,346 --> 00:02:26,440 [ electricity crackles ] 67 00:02:28,684 --> 00:02:31,312 ♪♪ 68 00:02:37,484 --> 00:02:39,361 - Okay, wait here. - I want to come with. 69 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:41,071 Don't come with. It's boring. 70 00:02:41,154 --> 00:02:42,451 It's [belches] -- it's business stuff. 71 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:44,158 What kind of business do you do in a garage? 72 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,458 You know, this seems a little shady. 73 00:02:45,534 --> 00:02:47,411 Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened 74 00:02:47,494 --> 00:02:48,586 in a fully furnished office? 75 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:50,289 You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? 76 00:02:50,372 --> 00:02:51,498 Y-you know what those guys do 77 00:02:51,582 --> 00:02:53,255 in -- in -- in their fancy boardrooms? 78 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,256 They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine 79 00:02:55,335 --> 00:02:56,587 and wipe them all over each other. 80 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:57,842 You know, Grandpa goes around, 81 00:02:57,921 --> 00:02:59,719 and he does his business in public, 82 00:02:59,798 --> 00:03:01,471 because Grandpa isn't shady. 83 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,893 Aw, crap. 84 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:03,890 Hey, what's up? 85 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:05,516 Hey, Rick! [laughs] 86 00:03:05,596 --> 00:03:07,348 Here you go -- 3,000 flerbos. 87 00:03:07,431 --> 00:03:08,603 Do you have the weapon? 88 00:03:08,682 --> 00:03:09,729 C-can we please? 89 00:03:09,808 --> 00:03:11,481 This is my grandson, Morty. 90 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,233 Oh, hi, Morty. I'm Krombopulos Michael. 91 00:03:13,312 --> 00:03:15,406 I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa. 92 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,652 [groans] Here. Go away. 93 00:03:16,732 --> 00:03:18,325 Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly. 94 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,743 So, this shoots antimatter? 95 00:03:19,818 --> 00:03:22,196 My target can't be killed with regular matter. 96 00:03:22,279 --> 00:03:23,496 Nice to meet you, Morty. 97 00:03:23,572 --> 00:03:24,619 Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, 98 00:03:24,698 --> 00:03:26,416 please give me a call. 99 00:03:26,491 --> 00:03:27,458 - I'm very discreet. - You're g-giving him a card'?! 100 00:03:27,534 --> 00:03:28,706 I have no code of ethics. 101 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:30,503 I will kill anyone, anywhere -- 102 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:33,253 Children, animals, old people -- doesn't matter. 103 00:03:33,332 --> 00:03:34,549 I just love killing. 104 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,798 You sell weapons to killers for money? 105 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:39,221 [ Groans ] You've got what the intergalactic call 106 00:03:39,296 --> 00:03:40,718 a very planetary mind-set, Morty. 107 00:03:40,797 --> 00:03:42,595 It's more complicated out here. 108 00:03:42,674 --> 00:03:43,891 These are flerbos. 109 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,844 Do you understand what two humans can accomplish 110 00:03:45,927 --> 00:03:47,895 with 3,000 of these? - Uh, what? 111 00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:52,397 An entire afternoon at Blips and Chitz! 112 00:03:52,476 --> 00:03:53,773 Oh, this place is the best. 113 00:03:53,852 --> 00:03:55,525 It's got beer, games, prizes, 114 00:03:55,604 --> 00:03:57,652 and you can never tell what time it is. 115 00:03:57,731 --> 00:04:00,575 You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?! 116 00:04:00,651 --> 00:04:03,530 Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, 117 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:05,489 you can make anything sound bad, Morty. 118 00:04:05,572 --> 00:04:07,370 - Here, check this out. - [coin drops] 119 00:04:07,449 --> 00:04:08,496 [Whoosh! ] 120 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:10,043 Aah! [ breathing heavily] 121 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:11,335 Roy, what's wrong? 122 00:04:11,411 --> 00:04:12,708 I had a nightmare. 123 00:04:12,788 --> 00:04:14,790 I was with an old man. 124 00:04:14,873 --> 00:04:16,671 He put a helmet on me. 125 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,923 It's just a fever. Get some sleep. 126 00:04:19,002 --> 00:04:21,004 I don't want you missing school on Monday. 127 00:04:21,797 --> 00:04:23,265 [ Bell rings] 128 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,933 MAN: I want you kids to look around you today 129 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:26,851 and think about your future. 130 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:29,680 Now is the time in your life when anything is possible. 131 00:04:29,763 --> 00:04:30,810 ANNOUNCER: Spiraling perfectly! 132 00:04:30,889 --> 00:04:32,436 It's gonna be caught by Roy Parsons! 133 00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:33,563 Roy Parsons is at the 20! 134 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:34,689 Now he's at the 10! 135 00:04:34,768 --> 00:04:36,520 Nothing can stop Roy "The Rocket"! 136 00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:38,526 - Touchdown! [cheers and applause] 137 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:40,653 I just think it's time to get realistic. 138 00:04:40,732 --> 00:04:43,406 Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store? 139 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:44,486 Roy? 140 00:04:44,861 --> 00:04:45,862 [signs] 141 00:04:46,154 --> 00:04:47,747 [cellphone rings] 142 00:04:47,823 --> 00:04:50,827 Had we caught it sooner -- Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy. 143 00:04:50,909 --> 00:04:53,332 What's important is that we move quickly. 144 00:04:53,412 --> 00:04:54,538 [ Monitor beeps ] 145 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:56,715 [weakly ] I'm not ready to die. 146 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:57,962 You're not going to. 147 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:03,763 Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! 148 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,518 Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy. 149 00:05:10,929 --> 00:05:13,728 MAN: Hey, Roy, you pulled those Persian off-white shags 150 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:15,104 for the clearance sale? 151 00:05:17,894 --> 00:05:19,862 Whoa. Sh-- shit! 152 00:05:19,938 --> 00:05:20,985 [ Bones crack] Oh! 153 00:05:21,064 --> 00:05:21,986 [ Beeping ] 154 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:23,032 Whoa! What the hell?! 155 00:05:23,108 --> 00:05:24,576 W-w-where am I?! 156 00:05:24,651 --> 00:05:26,073 - What in the hell?! - 55 years. Not bad, Morty. 157 00:05:26,153 --> 00:05:27,746 You kind of wasted your 30s, though, 158 00:05:27,821 --> 00:05:29,073 with that whole bird-watching phase. 159 00:05:29,156 --> 00:05:30,123 W-where's my wife?! 160 00:05:30,198 --> 00:05:31,495 Morty, you were just playing a game. 161 00:05:31,575 --> 00:05:32,451 It's called "Roy." 162 00:05:32,534 --> 00:05:33,330 Snap out of it. Come on. 163 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,253 I'm Morty. You're Rick. 164 00:05:35,328 --> 00:05:37,126 Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people! 165 00:05:37,205 --> 00:05:38,707 Look at this -- you beat cancer, 166 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,667 and then you went back to work at the carpet store? 167 00:05:40,751 --> 00:05:41,673 Boo! 168 00:05:41,752 --> 00:05:43,095 D-don't dodge the issue, Rick! 169 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:45,764 Selling a gun to a hit man is the same as pulling the trigger! 170 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,341 It's also the same as doing nothing. 171 00:05:47,424 --> 00:05:49,222 If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead, 172 00:05:49,301 --> 00:05:51,178 there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him. 173 00:05:51,261 --> 00:05:52,683 That's why he does it for a living. 174 00:05:52,763 --> 00:05:55,482 Now excuse me. It's time to thrash your "Roy" score. 175 00:05:55,557 --> 00:05:57,355 You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick! 176 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:59,186 You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun, 177 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:01,021 but you could undo it if you wanted. 178 00:06:01,104 --> 00:06:02,196 Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference 179 00:06:02,272 --> 00:06:03,615 between you and me, Morty. 180 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:05,033 I never go back to the carpet store. 181 00:06:05,108 --> 00:06:06,234 Holy shit! 182 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:07,535 This guy's taking Roy off the grid! 183 00:06:07,611 --> 00:06:08,863 [all gasp] 184 00:06:08,945 --> 00:06:10,913 This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy! 185 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:13,083 [all murmuring] 186 00:06:16,995 --> 00:06:18,042 Hi. I'm sorry. 187 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:19,464 I think there was a misunderstanding. 188 00:06:19,539 --> 00:06:21,462 I'm an adult and would like to go home, please. 189 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:24,795 Well, of course. Right through that tube. 190 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:26,380 Unbelievable. 191 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:29,428 You're doing great. 192 00:06:29,508 --> 00:06:31,181 I know how to crawl in a tube. 193 00:06:31,259 --> 00:06:33,603 [sighs] Come on. 194 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:34,645 Oh. 195 00:06:34,721 --> 00:06:35,847 This is harder than it looks. 196 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:36,932 Whoa! 197 00:06:38,558 --> 00:06:39,980 - Marco? - Polo! 198 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,312 [ laughs] Marco? 199 00:06:41,394 --> 00:06:42,816 Come find me. 200 00:06:42,896 --> 00:06:43,988 Marco? 201 00:06:44,064 --> 00:06:45,281 You guys are enjoying this? 202 00:06:45,357 --> 00:06:47,325 Don't you feel a little patronized? 203 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,276 How so? 204 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,862 - Jerry! - Beth. 205 00:06:49,945 --> 00:06:51,663 Oh, come on. This is ridiculous. 206 00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:53,991 I love you, Jerry. 207 00:06:54,074 --> 00:06:55,667 Aw, Beth. 208 00:06:55,742 --> 00:06:58,336 Who wants to come watch "Midnight Run" 209 00:06:58,411 --> 00:07:00,880 with Director's commentary on? 210 00:07:00,956 --> 00:07:02,378 - Yeah! - Definitely. 211 00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:05,301 First one there gets to adjust the picture setting! 212 00:07:05,377 --> 00:07:07,630 [ Gasps ] The factory tint setting is always too high! 213 00:07:07,712 --> 00:07:08,713 Out of my way. 214 00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:09,923 The tint setting is always too high. 215 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:13,476 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 216 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:16,935 ♪♪ 217 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,021 [ smooches ] 218 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:26,945 Oh, boy. Here I go killing again. 219 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:32,867 Aah! 220 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:35,995 Aah! 221 00:07:39,786 --> 00:07:41,288 - Arh! [ neck snaps ] 222 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:45,208 Aah! 223 00:07:46,418 --> 00:07:48,011 [scanner chirping] 224 00:07:48,086 --> 00:07:49,838 - Aah! [neck snaps] 225 00:07:53,258 --> 00:07:55,852 [warbling ] 226 00:08:00,682 --> 00:08:04,482 You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael. 227 00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:06,188 Your destination is below. 228 00:08:06,271 --> 00:08:08,615 We're all out of off-white Persian. 229 00:08:09,524 --> 00:08:11,526 Oh, man! W-w-what have I done?! 230 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,237 - Drop the gun. - You don't understand! 231 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,572 This guy was gonna kill someone! 232 00:08:14,654 --> 00:08:16,372 I guess that makes two of us. 233 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,415 [ Rifle charging ] 234 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:18,491 Aah! 235 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:20,539 What are you doing, Morty? 236 00:08:20,619 --> 00:08:21,996 This is a Galactic Federation outpost! 237 00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:24,297 Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory, 238 00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:25,965 but Grandpa and government don't get along. 239 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,634 ALIEN: He saved my life. 240 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,211 - What? - Huh?! Whoa! 241 00:08:29,294 --> 00:08:31,672 Are you Krombopulos Michael's target? 242 00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:32,881 W-what's your name? 243 00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:34,887 My kind has no use for names. 244 00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:38,516 I communicate through what you call "Jessica's Feet" -- 245 00:08:38,595 --> 00:08:40,268 No, "Telepathy." 246 00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:41,394 Oh, good job, Morty. 247 00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:42,941 Y-you killed my best customer, 248 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:44,859 but you saved a mind-reading Fart. 249 00:08:44,935 --> 00:08:46,778 I like this name -- Fart. 250 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,821 Morty, would you kindly release me 251 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:51,491 by pulling that lever to the left of my cell? 252 00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:53,409 lam in great pain. 253 00:08:53,485 --> 00:08:55,453 RICK: Morty, don't do it. 254 00:08:55,528 --> 00:08:56,529 Morty... 255 00:08:57,614 --> 00:08:58,661 - Morty, you idiot. [alarm blaring ] 256 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,333 Oh, crap. Let's get you out of here! 257 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:01,955 We can't get him out of here. He's gaseous. 258 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:03,878 He's not gonna make it through a portal, Morty. 259 00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:05,797 Well, then, I guess we're all getting in the car. 260 00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,215 Right, uh -- - Fart. 261 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:09,008 No! Just -- j-just get in the car! 262 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:10,085 Morty, come on. 263 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,511 I want to go back to Blips and Chitz. 264 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:12,633 I don't want to deal with this. 265 00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:13,884 Rick, you've been clear on the fact 266 00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,557 that you don't want to help, so just go away. 267 00:09:15,632 --> 00:09:17,259 More are coming. 268 00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:19,219 Screw this. I'm out. 269 00:09:21,304 --> 00:09:22,521 [engine sputtering] 270 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:25,100 Whoa! Come on, come on! 271 00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:28,062 Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire! 272 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:29,111 [engine sputtering] 273 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:30,439 Urn, um, um, um! 274 00:09:30,522 --> 00:09:31,819 Open fire! 275 00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:33,150 Aah! 276 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:46,706 Stupid-ass, Fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker. Move! 277 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,461 Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings? 278 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,542 [ Motor whirring ] 279 00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:52,844 More are coming. 280 00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:55,179 Rick! 281 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,381 Yeah, yeah. 282 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:06,558 Your geldon converter is pretty dinged up. 283 00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:09,520 That's because my grandson drives like a male Obravadian. 284 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:12,105 Yeah, I said it -- some stereotypes are based in fact. 285 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:14,532 Actually, it's because of years of neglect. 286 00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,951 You really need to respect your gears, Rick. 287 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:18,495 To you, they're just wheels with teeth, 288 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:20,698 but in my culture, wars have been fought -- 289 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,498 So I've heard. Just fix it. 290 00:10:22,574 --> 00:10:24,497 I don't think the Gromflamites can track us now, 291 00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:26,544 but it looks like we're gonna be here for a while. 292 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:29,293 Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped, 293 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,170 we could finish the job and go home. 294 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:32,967 You do understand I'm telepathic, right 295 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:34,260 I'm being polite. 296 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:36,133 Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs. 297 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:37,589 Oh, yeah? Where's that? [ belches ] 298 00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:39,174 Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it? 299 00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,635 I came here accidentally through a wormhole 300 00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:44,813 located in what you call "Get out of my head, Fart. 301 00:10:44,888 --> 00:10:47,107 I know you're in here. La-Ia-la-la --" 302 00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:49,901 No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula. 303 00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:53,071 Oh, great. Just a hop, skip, and an 800-light-year jump. 304 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:55,569 You know, you can leave anytime you want, Rick. 305 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:57,446 Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch. 306 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:58,822 Thank you, Morty. 307 00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:01,655 You are not like other carbon-based life-forms. 308 00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:04,116 You put the value of all life above your own. 309 00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:05,667 It's how things should be. 310 00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:06,789 It's how they could be. 311 00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,996 I could not agree more. 312 00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:11,798 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪ 313 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:14,592 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 314 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:18,342 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪ 315 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,559 ♪ The ground can be space ♪ 316 00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:26,935 ♪ Space, space, space, space ♪ 317 00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:32,361 ♪ With feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪ 318 00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:38,613 ♪ All the moon men want things their way ♪ 319 00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:44,327 ♪ But we make sure they see the sun ♪ 320 00:11:46,324 --> 00:11:51,330 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 321 00:11:52,038 --> 00:11:58,262 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪ 322 00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:00,680 ♪ Goodbye -- ♪ 323 00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,052 Shut the fuck up about moon men! 324 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,349 This isn't a musical number. 325 00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:05,017 This is a fucking operation. 326 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:07,346 We got to be cool and fucking lay low. 327 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:10,181 [ Clicks, computer chimes] 328 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,983 [ laughing ] Duck, duck, birdie? 329 00:12:12,058 --> 00:12:13,105 [ laughs ] 330 00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:14,436 That's very funny! 331 00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:16,980 Here comes another funny. 332 00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:17,985 [ Clicks, computer chimes] 333 00:12:18,064 --> 00:12:19,065 [ laughs ] 334 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,697 Oh, this place is great. 335 00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:23,995 I almost wish I could stay longer than one day. 336 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,322 You just might. 337 00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:26,452 W-what do you mean? 338 00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:30,786 These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys never came back. 339 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,000 They live here now. 340 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,084 Uh. 341 00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:41,839 [ Rock music plays ] 342 00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:44,011 [ Engine revs] 343 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,262 [ tires screech] 344 00:12:48,428 --> 00:12:50,146 [ dramatic music plays ] 345 00:12:50,221 --> 00:12:52,315 No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case 346 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,358 of these unidentified humanoid fugitives, 347 00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,903 reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system. 348 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,150 Son of a... 349 00:12:58,229 --> 00:13:00,106 Why were the Gromflamites holding you prisoner? 350 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,863 What the fuck is so valuable about you? 351 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:04,319 I am no more valuable than life itself. 352 00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:07,451 However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, 353 00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:08,747 like this. 354 00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:09,745 [ Electricity crackling ] 355 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,451 That was oxygen. 356 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,457 I added 71 protons to it. 357 00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:16,460 Terrific. The Fart that pooped gold. 358 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,712 No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us. 359 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,509 Any species that gets ahold of this thing 360 00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:22,337 is gonna use it to take over the galaxy. 361 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,468 You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work? 362 00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:26,015 [sirens wailing] 363 00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,640 Somebody dropped the dime on us. 364 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:30,686 Gearhead! 365 00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:31,934 I'm sorry, Rick. 366 00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:34,266 The reward on your head is too high. 367 00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,646 And like you always say, 368 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:37,773 you got to look out for number one. 369 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,479 Number one is me, asshole! 370 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:40,905 You're supposed to be my friend! 371 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,154 Friend?! Do you even know my real name? 372 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,953 It's Revolio Clockberg Junior. 373 00:13:47,028 --> 00:13:49,577 I belong to an entire species of gear people. 374 00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:50,908 Calling me "Gearhead" 375 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:54,085 is like calling a Chinese person "Asia face." 376 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,377 No! Not twigs! [groans] 377 00:13:55,453 --> 00:13:57,455 [muffled screaming ] 378 00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:02,176 Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room -- 379 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:04,300 Never betray me, and it's time to go. 380 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,596 [muffled screaming ] 381 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:10,301 Nobody move! 382 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:12,103 [muffled screaming ] 383 00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:13,896 Oh, my god. Are those... 384 00:14:16,516 --> 00:14:18,689 ♪♪ 385 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:26,738 [grunts] 386 00:14:33,825 --> 00:14:34,826 [ Screams ] 387 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:36,123 Hey, Morty, remember when you said 388 00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,170 selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger? 389 00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,498 How do you feel about all these people 390 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,548 that are getting killed today because of your choices? 391 00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:43,046 I did the right thing, Rick! 392 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,424 - Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles. - You did that! 393 00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:47,847 Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy" right now. 394 00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:50,220 At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty. 395 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:53,227 [signs] 396 00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:54,976 I can't believe Rick did this. 397 00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:57,148 This is the eighth to the last straw. - Ante up. 398 00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,645 You know what? Screw it! 399 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,568 I have a better gamble for you guys. 400 00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:03,567 I say we escape. 401 00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:05,944 If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door. 402 00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:08,026 You think we're kept here against our will? 403 00:15:08,109 --> 00:15:09,736 That would be illegal. 404 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:12,823 But if you can leave, then why are you still here? 405 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,283 Same reason as you. 406 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,788 We're Jerrys. 407 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:20,083 I'm leaving. 408 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,837 Okay, then. That was always allowed. 409 00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:24,258 ♪♪ 410 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:30,966 Morty, take the wheel! 411 00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:32,891 - Whoa! - Whoa! 412 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,059 Geez! Damn it, Morty! 413 00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:35,307 Who taught you to fly this thing? 414 00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,184 [laughs] I'm kidding. I know that's on me. 415 00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:39,061 Um, Rick! 416 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,107 RICK: Shit. 417 00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:41,230 Well, I guess this is it. 418 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,232 Morty, crack the window. 419 00:15:49,025 --> 00:15:52,325 I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend. 420 00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:55,031 Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself. 421 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:56,411 That's how friends are. 422 00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:59,961 Or does he want her to himself? 423 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,789 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪ 424 00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:05,876 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 425 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:09,758 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪ 426 00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,931 My life is a fucking joke! 427 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:17,012 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 428 00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:24,312 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪ 429 00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:30,902 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 430 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,988 All right. Let's proceed. 431 00:16:36,072 --> 00:16:37,119 Damn. 432 00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:39,075 Can't blame that on the dog. 433 00:16:39,158 --> 00:16:40,501 Talk about silent but deadly. 434 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,249 I-I've seen some nerve gas, 435 00:16:42,328 --> 00:16:44,547 but that -- this gas got nerve! 436 00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:45,999 [ laughs ] You know what I'm saying? 437 00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:47,550 - Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty. 438 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,252 Gone with the wind! Am I right?! 439 00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:51,008 If you don't like that one, Morty, 440 00:16:51,087 --> 00:16:53,385 an alt on that could be, like, if I said "Gasablanca"! 441 00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:54,556 All right, I'm done. 442 00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:57,306 Let's get to the Promethean Nebula, 443 00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,137 so my grandson can finish saving a life! 444 00:17:05,476 --> 00:17:06,693 [ trills ] 445 00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:09,321 Glagga blag blag. 446 00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:11,399 Um, Earth, please? 447 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,110 [ Growls ] 448 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,029 Is this -- do I pay? 449 00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,159 Agga blag blag blag! 450 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:18,990 [ Indistinct shouting ] 451 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:21,246 Oh, I'm sorry, sorry! 452 00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:25,038 Ohh. 453 00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,585 Hmm. 454 00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:27,586 Mm, hey. 455 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,008 [ hisses] Aah! 456 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:31,427 Agga blag blag? 457 00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,594 Oh, uh, hey. What? 458 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,297 - Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want? 459 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,223 - Agga blag blag -- - Ohh! 460 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,346 Uh... 461 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:39,473 [ speaking native language] 462 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,395 [whimpering] 463 00:17:43,264 --> 00:17:44,265 [moaning ] 464 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,602 [alarm blaring] 465 00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,988 [wailing in distance] 466 00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:52,064 [whimpers] 467 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,784 [shouting in alien language] 468 00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,577 Hey. Are you the one that left? 469 00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:06,461 I get it. 470 00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,414 It's a -- it's a hassle out there. 471 00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,092 Right? And who needs that? 472 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,384 - Right? " Right? 473 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,212 - Not me. - Who needs that? 474 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:15,217 Ho, ho! Not us. 475 00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:16,639 Uh, who are you? 476 00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:19,217 Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleischman. 477 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,677 Infinite timelines. 478 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,228 In some of them, Beth remarries. 479 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,304 - Geez. - Don't worry. 480 00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:24,684 I treat Beth very well, 481 00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:26,766 and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty. 482 00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:29,648 Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you. 483 00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,354 Hey, you want to give us a hand with this? 484 00:18:31,437 --> 00:18:33,189 We're trying to figure out how to get the sound 485 00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,740 coming through the stereo instead of the TV. 486 00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:36,408 I-I-lt's very difficult. 487 00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,737 Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input? 488 00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,072 We tried that, but there's two different colors. 489 00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:42,532 But there's two different colors. 490 00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:45,334 [ Growls ] 491 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:50,752 FART: The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters" 492 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,254 what you call "North" of what you call "Here." 493 00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,258 Fine. Morty, take your Fart to his hole and say your goodbyes. 494 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:59,216 I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty. 495 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,721 That's my new word for shit because of today's events. 496 00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:03,849 ♪♪ 497 00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,604 Here it is. 498 00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:12,278 This should take me back to my kind. 499 00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:14,822 I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart. 500 00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:16,570 I'm really sorry your name became Fart. 501 00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:19,243 - I will be back soon, Morty. - Really? 502 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,867 After I return to the others with this location, 503 00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:23,823 we will be back for your cleansing. 504 00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,624 Um, cleansing? 505 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,624 Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life. 506 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,172 To us, you are what you would call a disease. 507 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,215 Wherever we discover you, we cure it. 508 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,635 You said yourself that life must be protected, 509 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,428 even though sacrifice. 510 00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:39,722 You haven't changed your mind about that. 511 00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,925 I can sense your thoughts. 512 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:43,009 Morty? 513 00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:48,310 Um, before you go, could you sing a -- 514 00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:49,606 C-could you sing for me again? 515 00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:51,525 Yes, Morty. 516 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,525 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 517 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:57,824 ♪ Diamond stars of cosmic light ♪ 518 00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:02,654 ♪ Quasars shine through endless night ♪ 519 00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:08,870 ♪ And everything is one in the beauty ♪ 520 00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:11,670 ♪ And now we say goodbye ♪ 521 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,747 Aah! 522 00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:17,969 [ Weakly ] Morty, why? Why? 523 00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:20,388 [groaning ] 524 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:25,551 Goodbye. 525 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,597 So, did you guys make out a little bit? 526 00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,556 Is he gonna send you a postcard? 527 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,519 Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you. 528 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,403 Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs 529 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:37,822 and decision making a lot today, 530 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:38,944 but I am glad that you insisted 531 00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:40,650 on getting that Fart home. 532 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,859 You know, at least all the death and destruction 533 00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:43,740 wasn't for nothing, you know? 534 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,413 You miss your Fart friend, huh? 535 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:47,991 Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy. 536 00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:49,747 While you were gone, I found a new wormhole 537 00:20:49,825 --> 00:20:51,702 with millions of beings just like him on the other side, 538 00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:52,912 and they're all coming to visit. 539 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:54,542 What?! Rick, no! You can't! 540 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:55,794 Too late, Morty. The hole's opening. 541 00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,250 No, Rick! You don't understand. 542 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,334 [farts] 543 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,087 There's -- there's a lot more where that came from, too. 544 00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,516 [ Indistinct conversations ] 545 00:21:05,591 --> 00:21:07,059 Hey, hey, bro, how many people 546 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:08,977 was your Morty responsible for killing today? 547 00:21:09,053 --> 00:21:11,021 None. We chilled at Blips and Chitz all day. 548 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,440 Ain't that right, homey? 549 00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,688 Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules! 550 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,768 [ laughter ] 551 00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,110 Must be nice. 552 00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:19,530 Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry. 553 00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:21,983 Mm! I missed you. Hey, Rick. 554 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:23,192 Glad you're safe, Jerry. 555 00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,903 What do you say we go home? - I'd like that. 556 00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,988 Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126? 557 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:30,575 Uh, I'm not sure. Morty. 558 00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:32,535 Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket. 559 00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:34,416 - What?! - [ Scoffs ] Way to go, Morty. 560 00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:35,667 Eh, whatever. 561 00:21:35,746 --> 00:21:37,669 - Uh, w-wait. What? - Uh, w-wait. What? 562 00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,295 Come on, Jerry. All right. Come on, Jerry. 563 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,469 ♪♪ 564 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,038 Are you tired of the same daily droll? 565 00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:15,336 Well, get on over to Blips and Chitz! 566 00:22:15,411 --> 00:22:17,288 We got, uh, one game. 567 00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:18,714 We got a whole bunch of games here. 568 00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,258 You can -- we got Chabos and Flobos, 569 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,585 and you can shoot things! 570 00:22:22,668 --> 00:22:24,796 Get over here! Play the games! 571 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,756 Uh, use your flerbos to get tickets! 572 00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:29,012 "Roy 2" just got here. 573 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,310 Get over here at Jitz and Chitz! 574 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:33,012 It's the coolest place in the world. 575 00:22:33,095 --> 00:22:34,017 [ Iaughs ] 576 00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:35,393 Uh, I get to be in the commercial! 577 00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:38,354 [ Shouting ] 578 00:22:39,059 --> 00:22:39,981 MAN: Did you get any of that? 579 00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:42,154 MAN: [ Italian accent] It's a good show.