1 00:00:02,644 --> 00:00:04,271 Geez, I can't believe we found a version of Earth 2 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:06,607 with a "Ball Fondlers" movie franchise. 3 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:09,739 I can't believe the things this reality considers PG-13. 4 00:00:09,818 --> 00:00:12,492 - Yeah, l-l'm pretty jealous. - Don't be, Morty. 5 00:00:12,571 --> 00:00:15,415 There's pros and cons to every alternate timeline. 6 00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:16,662 Fun facts about this one -- 7 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:18,164 It's got giant, telepathic spiders, 8 00:00:18,243 --> 00:00:19,495 11 9/11s, 9 00:00:19,578 --> 00:00:21,580 and the best ice cream in the multiverse! 10 00:00:21,663 --> 00:00:23,256 - Shut up! - Whoa! 11 00:00:23,332 --> 00:00:25,801 We're gonna go get some ice cream, motherfucker! 12 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:27,753 [engine sputters] 13 00:00:27,836 --> 00:00:29,133 Oh, great. 14 00:00:29,212 --> 00:00:30,885 Oh, boy. W-What's wrong, Rick? 15 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,557 Is it the quantum carburetor or something? 16 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,635 "Quantum carburetor"? Jesus, Morty. 17 00:00:34,718 --> 00:00:36,641 You can't just add a s[burps]-- sci-fi word 18 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,643 to a car word and hope it means something. 19 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:41,145 Looks like somethings wrong with the microverse battery. 20 00:00:41,224 --> 00:00:42,771 We're gonna have to go inside. 21 00:00:42,851 --> 00:00:44,398 Um, go inside what? 22 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,276 The battery, Morty. Be right back, Summer. 23 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:47,777 Stay put, don't touch any buttons, 24 00:00:47,856 --> 00:00:50,780 and ignore all random thoughts that feel... spidery. 25 00:00:50,859 --> 00:00:52,452 Wait! You can't leave me here! 26 00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:53,744 You'll be fine. 27 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,322 Ship, keep Summer safe. 28 00:00:55,405 --> 00:00:57,499 FEMALE VOICE: [warbles] Keep Summer safe. 29 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:59,121 MORTY: Ohh! 30 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:01,958 Ugh. Wonderful. 31 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:08,384 Hey, excuse me. Hello. 32 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,428 Um... [cellphone clicking] 33 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,427 What, you think you're better than me?! 34 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,508 Nobody's better than me! 35 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:15,763 Hey! Hey! 36 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,856 Aah! Aaaaah! 37 00:01:21,932 --> 00:01:23,684 - Keep Summer safe. - Aaaaaaah! 38 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:24,893 Hey, man, what the hell?! 39 00:01:24,976 --> 00:01:26,694 That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah! 40 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:28,488 No, stop! Don't kill him! 41 00:01:28,563 --> 00:01:29,815 [ Beep ] Confirmed. 42 00:01:29,898 --> 00:01:31,366 [grunts] Aah! 43 00:01:31,441 --> 00:01:32,488 [groans] 44 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:34,240 Oh, god. I can't feel my legs. 45 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:35,491 Help! Help!! 46 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:36,822 Summer is safe. 47 00:01:36,905 --> 00:01:38,828 I don't feel safe. [ sobs ] 48 00:01:38,907 --> 00:01:40,250 Confirmed. [ light jazz music plays] 49 00:01:40,325 --> 00:01:42,293 [sobbing] No. [sniffles] 50 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,837 Oh, god, help me. Help me! 51 00:01:43,912 --> 00:01:45,960 [sobbing] Help me, please! You can help me! 52 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,918 PI' 53 00:02:19,364 --> 00:02:21,162 Oh, man. Where are we, Rick? 54 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,289 Morty, remember eight seconds ago when -- you said, 55 00:02:23,368 --> 00:02:25,837 "go inside what?" And I said, "the battery"? 56 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,505 Then we showed up here, and I wasn't like, 57 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,833 "Whoa, this is unexpected. 58 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,508 This is not what I was expecting, Morty. 59 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,177 What a perplexing mystery this is." 60 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,754 All right, all right, we're inside the battery. 61 00:02:33,837 --> 00:02:35,510 I get it. You don't have to bust my balls. 62 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,557 Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be... 63 00:02:37,632 --> 00:02:40,602 sending 20 terawatts of juice up to the engine, Morty. 64 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:42,429 [computer beeps] Instead we've got... zero? 65 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:43,764 Now what are these people doing? 66 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:46,020 - W-W-W-Whoa, people? - [ groans ] 67 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,726 It's time for some hands-on engine repair. 68 00:02:47,809 --> 00:02:49,402 All right, Morty, hold on to something. 69 00:02:49,478 --> 00:02:50,525 Whoa! 70 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,316 Holy crap! 71 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:56,322 I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick. 72 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:58,995 T-T-This is like a whole p-planet or something. 73 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:00,913 Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. 74 00:03:00,989 --> 00:03:02,457 Check it out. [ keypad beeps ] 75 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:04,500 I put a spatially tessellated void 76 00:03:04,576 --> 00:03:06,453 inside a modified temporal field 77 00:03:06,536 --> 00:03:08,709 until a planet developed intelligent life. 78 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,383 I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, 79 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,711 which they now generate on a global scale. 80 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,546 And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine 81 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,222 and charge my phone and stuff. 82 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,391 You have a whole planet making your power for you? 83 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,560 That's slavery. - It's society. 84 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,978 They work for each other, Morty. 85 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:24,646 They pay each other. They buy houses. 86 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:26,143 They get married and make children that replace them 87 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,941 when they get too old to make power. 88 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:30,144 That just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 89 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:33,151 Ooh la la, someone's gonna get laid in college. 90 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,153 ANCHOR: It appears we are being revisited 91 00:03:35,232 --> 00:03:37,985 by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world 92 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:40,366 the gift of gooble box technology, 93 00:03:40,445 --> 00:03:42,618 which, when stomped on, generates electricity, 94 00:03:42,697 --> 00:03:44,791 powering our homes and businesses, 95 00:03:44,866 --> 00:03:46,618 improving our daily lives, while safely removing 96 00:03:46,701 --> 00:03:51,172 the dangerous waste power to a special disposal volcano. 97 00:03:51,248 --> 00:03:52,795 But why has Rick returned? 98 00:03:52,874 --> 00:03:55,468 And what will he say when he hears the big news? 99 00:03:55,544 --> 00:03:57,091 Let's find out. 100 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,514 You need to tell these people they're in a battery, Rick. 101 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:01,842 It's messed up. There's caterers down there. 102 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:03,927 Th-Th-They're setting up chafing dishes. 103 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,307 Would you relax, Morty? 104 00:04:05,387 --> 00:04:07,105 There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing. 105 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,478 Now slap on these antennae. They need to think we're aliens. 106 00:04:09,558 --> 00:04:12,562 - What? Why'? - Sh-- Obviously [burps] -- 107 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:15,113 You really [burps] know nothing about car repair. 108 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:18,988 [fanfare plays ] 109 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,035 Wait for the ramp, Morty. 110 00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:22,863 They love the slow ramp. 111 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:25,540 Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp 112 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:27,868 just slowly extending down. 113 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,544 [ Cheering ] 114 00:04:29,619 --> 00:04:30,871 Greetings! 115 00:04:30,954 --> 00:04:33,548 [ Creatures chanting, "Rick! Rick!" ] 116 00:04:33,623 --> 00:04:35,296 Morty, you gotta flip them off. 117 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,298 I told them it means "peace among worlds." 118 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,720 How hilarious is that? 119 00:04:43,174 --> 00:04:45,017 [creatures cheering wildly] 120 00:04:45,093 --> 00:04:46,265 RICK: Coming through. 121 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:48,221 Two real aliens walking through here. 122 00:04:48,305 --> 00:04:50,228 Rick, our alien friend. 123 00:04:50,307 --> 00:04:52,230 Uh, Mr. President, um, couldn't help but notice 124 00:04:52,309 --> 00:04:54,687 that you were having problems generating power. 125 00:04:54,769 --> 00:04:57,147 That's correct. [chuckles] We've evolved. 126 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,450 Our most brilliant scientist, Zeep Xanflorp, 127 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:02,448 has developed a source of energy 128 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:05,201 that makes gooble boxes obsolete. 129 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,123 [ Straining ] I would love to see it. 130 00:05:07,198 --> 00:05:09,576 - Fuck You. - What did you say to me?! 131 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:11,036 "Fuck You." 132 00:05:11,119 --> 00:05:13,918 Y-You told me it means "much obliged." 133 00:05:13,997 --> 00:05:16,967 Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me. 134 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,794 No, no, no. Blow me. 135 00:05:23,006 --> 00:05:27,056 Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars. 136 00:05:27,135 --> 00:05:29,684 I said 12 quantum stabilizers, not 11. 137 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,515 Fix it or it's your ass. 138 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,225 Chris, I'm in the middle of something. 139 00:05:33,308 --> 00:05:36,437 Zeep, this is Rick -- The Alien. 140 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:38,271 Rick The Alien. 141 00:05:38,355 --> 00:05:40,278 Rick The Alien... 142 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:41,950 Really? You're gonna pull that move? 143 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:43,743 I guided your entire civilization. 144 00:05:43,818 --> 00:05:45,786 Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving. 145 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,739 They teach kids about me in school. 146 00:05:47,822 --> 00:05:50,291 I dropped out of school. It's not for smart people. 147 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:52,210 Ohhhh, snap! 148 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,128 Listen to me, you arrogant little -- 149 00:05:54,204 --> 00:05:57,333 [chuckling ] R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source. 150 00:05:57,415 --> 00:06:00,339 I think he could learn a lot from you, Zeep. 151 00:06:00,418 --> 00:06:01,965 Fine. 152 00:06:02,045 --> 00:06:04,013 It's hard for people to grasp, 153 00:06:04,089 --> 00:06:06,342 but inside that container is an infinite universe 154 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:08,347 with a planet capable of generating 155 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:10,520 massive amounts of power. 156 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:12,848 I call it a miniverse. 157 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,933 [coughs] Dumb [coughs] Name. 158 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:16,313 - Excuse me? - [ clears throat] Nothing. 159 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,487 I mean, it's hard for us to comprehend all this. 160 00:06:18,561 --> 00:06:20,484 Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour 161 00:06:20,563 --> 00:06:22,361 of your miniverse from the inside? 162 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,987 This isn't a fucking chocolate factory. 163 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,535 I don't have time. 164 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,988 Didn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse 165 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:29,994 relative to the real world? 166 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:32,371 Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that. 167 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:34,873 Great President. All right, let's go. 168 00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:36,455 Whoa-Oh! 169 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:38,632 Hold on to something. 170 00:06:38,707 --> 00:06:40,835 I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field 171 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,464 until a world developed. 172 00:06:42,544 --> 00:06:44,421 I then introduced the people of this world 173 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,724 to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device 174 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:49,642 I call a flooble crank. 175 00:06:49,718 --> 00:06:52,597 What they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output 176 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,522 gets channeled out of the miniverse 177 00:06:54,597 --> 00:06:56,599 to be used by us. 178 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,276 No more gooble boxes. 179 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,103 RICK: I gotta tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect, 180 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,564 I really think what you're doing here is unethical. 181 00:07:02,647 --> 00:07:04,024 It's not cool. - What?! 182 00:07:04,107 --> 00:07:07,031 Y-Y-You got the people on this world slaving away 183 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,737 making your power. 184 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:10,322 I mean, that's what I call slavery. 185 00:07:10,405 --> 00:07:12,157 No, no, no, they work for each other 186 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,368 in exchange for money, which they then -- 187 00:07:14,451 --> 00:07:17,671 Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 188 00:07:17,746 --> 00:07:21,501 Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college. 189 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:22,800 Rick, a word? 190 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:23,923 What the hell was that? 191 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:25,754 I know. "eek barba dirkle"? 192 00:07:25,837 --> 00:07:27,305 That's a pretty fucked up "ooh la la." 193 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,007 No, what are you doing telling this guy 194 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,888 that his miniverse is unethical? 195 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:33,015 D-Do you not see the hypocrisy here? 196 00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:36,189 Holy crap. You're right, Morty. Hypocrisy! 197 00:07:36,264 --> 00:07:38,062 Somewhere on this planet, there's gotta be an arrogant... 198 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:40,610 scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology, 199 00:07:40,685 --> 00:07:42,813 which would threaten to make Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete, 200 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,069 forcing Zeep to say microverses are bad, 201 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:47,947 at which point he'll realize what a hypocrite he's being. 202 00:07:48,026 --> 00:07:50,449 His people will go back to stomping on their gooble boxes, 203 00:07:50,528 --> 00:07:53,077 and you and I will be on ice cream street, baby! 204 00:07:53,156 --> 00:07:55,079 Eating that motherfucking ice cream! 205 00:07:55,158 --> 00:07:57,001 Slurping, slurping, slurping it up. 206 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,296 Wh-Wh-Why are you making that face? 207 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:00,792 Holy shit! 208 00:08:00,872 --> 00:08:02,966 It's me. I've convinced the people of this planet 209 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:04,918 that I'm a traveler from another world. 210 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,969 You don't think that's over- [burps]... doing it a little? 211 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:09,173 I mean, you can achieve the same effect with a pair of -- 212 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,349 Never mind. You know what? I shouldn't be so critical. 213 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,676 I'm an alien. 214 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,887 Places, please. We're about to land. 215 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,646 [ Coughs ] Too fast. 216 00:08:20,725 --> 00:08:23,353 [sirens wailing] - SUMMER: [whimpering] 217 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,736 FEMALE VOICE: Law enforcement converging on location. 218 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:27,987 Keep Summer safe. 219 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,740 No! No, no! Don't hurt anybody! 220 00:08:30,819 --> 00:08:33,368 - Confirm custom defense protocol -- 221 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,165 Keep Summer safe -- No physical force. 222 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:38,335 - Yes. - Processing. 223 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:41,128 MAN: Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air! 224 00:08:41,204 --> 00:08:42,877 Scanning assailants. 225 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,800 [warbling, beeping] 226 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:48,253 Psychological option detected. 227 00:08:48,336 --> 00:08:50,304 [ beeping ] Gestating. 228 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:51,597 "Gestating"? 229 00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:53,266 Come out with your hands up, 230 00:08:53,341 --> 00:08:56,436 or we will be forced to open fire! 231 00:08:56,511 --> 00:08:58,013 - Incoming! - We got a device! 232 00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,814 Bomb! Bomb! 233 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,393 Daddy? 234 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,399 Oh, my god. [sighs] 235 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,980 H-Hunter? - Daddy? 236 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,656 What the hell? 237 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:11,154 Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back! 238 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:12,281 H-H-Hunter? 239 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,158 - Daddy. - Hunter! 240 00:09:14,237 --> 00:09:16,160 [sobbing] Oh, my dear, sweet god, Hunter. 241 00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:17,491 Oh, my boy. My boy. 242 00:09:17,574 --> 00:09:19,952 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was all my fault. 243 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:22,162 I'm sorry. Daddy, leave the car alone. 244 00:09:22,245 --> 00:09:23,292 W-W-W-What? 245 00:09:23,371 --> 00:09:25,419 [distorted ] Leave the car alone. 246 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,000 Hunter? Don't -- 247 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,255 Oh, my god. 248 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,507 Stay here, Hunter! No! 249 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:33,466 [sobbing] God, no! Hunter! 250 00:09:33,548 --> 00:09:35,642 FEMALE VOICE: All of you have loved ones. 251 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:37,310 All can be returned. 252 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:39,934 All can be taken away. 253 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,981 Please step away from the vehicle. 254 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:45,519 Keep Summer safe. 255 00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:48,321 And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks, 256 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:50,899 I will bring you other great alien advancements. 257 00:09:50,982 --> 00:09:53,326 - Hey, lemme ask you something. - Yes? 258 00:09:53,401 --> 00:09:55,995 Any of your, uh, scientists working on anything new? 259 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,447 All of them. That's their job. 260 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, energy-wise. 261 00:10:00,074 --> 00:10:02,372 Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box? 262 00:10:02,452 --> 00:10:04,500 How do you know about that? It's top secret. 263 00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:08,459 ZEEP: So remember -- A crank a day is not nearly enough. 264 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,214 [ Iaughs] Crank it. 265 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:13,012 I told them this means "peace among worlds." 266 00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:14,430 How hilarious is that? 267 00:10:14,505 --> 00:10:16,098 Re-Really funny, Zeep. 268 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:18,176 Hey, Zeep, the fake president of your fake world 269 00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:20,637 has something fake important to show you. 270 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,940 MAN: It's not much now, 271 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,983 but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field, 272 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,528 I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves 273 00:10:28,603 --> 00:10:31,277 and introduce them to the wonders of electricity 274 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:34,360 via a pulley-based device I call a blooble yank. 275 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:36,570 But what they won't know is -- 276 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:38,530 You'll be taking most of their energy. 277 00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:39,990 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 278 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,542 [ Burps ] It's show- [burps]... time. 279 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:49,253 You do realize this will make the flooble crank obsolete? 280 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:53,087 This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong. 281 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,467 You're basically -- [scoffs] This is slavery. 282 00:10:55,546 --> 00:10:57,969 You're talking about creating a planet of slaves. 283 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,517 [ Burps ] Told you, Zeep. 284 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,390 Oh, they won't be slaves. 285 00:11:01,469 --> 00:11:03,517 They'll work for each other and pay each other money. 286 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:08,648 That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps. 287 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:10,444 - What? - Wait a minute. 288 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,148 Did you create my universe? ls my universe a miniverse? 289 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,359 - Microverse! - Uh, teenyverse. 290 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,318 - Ugh! - You bastard! 291 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:19,279 Much obliged. 292 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:22,115 - What the hell is happening? - This is healthy. Trust me. 293 00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:23,996 You're my battery, motherfucker! 294 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:25,292 [ Groans ] That's all you are. 295 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,291 I made you. Your microverse sucks! 296 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,418 And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! 297 00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:30,544 It's wack! 298 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,591 Are they not really aliens? 299 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,965 Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, 300 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:37,012 wacky scientists, you know? 301 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,556 So he made a universe, 302 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,304 and that guy is from that universe. 303 00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:42,602 - You're my battery! - And that guy made a universe. 304 00:11:42,677 --> 00:11:46,181 And that's the universe where I was born. 305 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:48,437 Where my father died. 306 00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:50,689 Where I couldn't make time for his funeral 307 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:55,148 because I was working on my universe. 308 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:56,983 - I made you! - [ laughs] Yeah. 309 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,693 Science, huh? Ain't it a thing. 310 00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:01,029 You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot 311 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,705 his laser pistol right through my hand. 312 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:06,330 You know, I mean, like, Old-Lady Science, you know? 313 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,161 She's a real -- 314 00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:09,496 You got to hang on tight, you know? 315 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:12,332 Because she -- she -- she bucks pretty hard. 316 00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:15,419 Ooh, boy, what -- Oh, my god, no! 317 00:12:20,214 --> 00:12:21,431 - Teenyverse. - Teenyverse. 318 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,553 Come on, come on, come on. 319 00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:27,764 Pterodactyl! 320 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,190 [laughs] - Asshole! 321 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,767 When I get out of this teenyverse, 322 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,602 I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it. 323 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,312 Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse, 324 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:35,988 I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse 325 00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,816 and then the microverse around that, and guess what? 326 00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:39,822 Don't make things worse, Rick! 327 00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:41,824 Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe. 328 00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,871 You know, we -- we need it to start our car. 329 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,914 That's what you used my universe for -- 330 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,788 to run your car? 331 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,460 Yeah, but don't flatter yourself. 332 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,960 There's always AAA, you fucking cock sucker! 333 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,632 What's he doing? What's he crafting? 334 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,334 I can craft stuff, too, pal! 335 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,260 Just like I crafted your reality! 336 00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:01,381 You crafty son of a -- 337 00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,637 Ow! I crafted the guy that created 338 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,514 the planet you're standing on! 339 00:13:05,593 --> 00:13:06,936 Yeah, and I made the stars that became 340 00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,308 the carbon in your mother's ovaries! 341 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,015 I didn't ask to be born! 342 00:13:10,098 --> 00:13:11,645 All right, that's it! I'm out. 343 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,397 I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness, 344 00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:14,853 and I'm gonna make a new life for myself 345 00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:16,404 among the tree people. 346 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,026 I-lt can't be worse than this. 347 00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:19,653 Sure. Okay, Morty, Just be back before sundown 348 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,029 or the tree people will eat you. 349 00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:22,235 That's a myth! 350 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,195 W-W-Why are you trying to start a myth? 351 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:25,825 It's a prehistoric planet, Morty. 352 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,532 Someone has to bring a little culture. 353 00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:29,288 And I-i-it certainly can't be someone 354 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:32,211 whose entire culture powers my brake lights! 355 00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:34,709 [sirens wailing] 356 00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:37,258 Go, go, go! 357 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,677 Oh, my god. Oh, god. 358 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,675 What are we gonna do now? 359 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,098 FEMALE VOICE: I am unable to destroy this army. 360 00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,097 To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, 361 00:13:47,176 --> 00:13:49,725 but you will not permit it. - Correct. 362 00:13:49,804 --> 00:13:53,684 You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures. 363 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,144 If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, 364 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,979 yes, please, no more of that. 365 00:13:58,062 --> 00:13:59,439 [ Warble ] Confirmed. 366 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:01,115 [signs] 367 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,158 I am currently constructing a security measure 368 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:05,077 in compliance with your parameters. 369 00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:08,248 But I do want to say you are not making this easy. 370 00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:09,995 You know you're kind of a dick, right? 371 00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:12,998 My function is to keep Summer safe, 372 00:14:13,077 --> 00:14:16,172 not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked 373 00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:19,126 about, like, the general vibe and stuff. 374 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,836 That's you. That's how you talk. 375 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,093 Hey, that's my deer! 376 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,937 Aaaaaaah! 377 00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:32,264 Raah! 378 00:14:32,346 --> 00:14:35,395 I hope your god is as big a dick as you. 379 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,654 My god's the biggest dick that's never existed. 380 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,858 Why do you think I'm even here? 381 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,112 [snake hisses] 382 00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:46,786 [ Eagle screeches ] You're here... 383 00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:49,239 because you created someone smarter than you. 384 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,038 Oh, I thought we were both here 385 00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:55,245 because I created a universe of idiots. 386 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,258 Kalo kada sha la. 387 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,806 Holy shit. Morty? I haven't seen you in months! 388 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,633 You're leading the tree people? 389 00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:10,059 Huh. That's a step up. 390 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:11,351 We have no leaders. 391 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,930 We follow only the will of the forest. 392 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,139 Ooh. Wow. 393 00:15:15,223 --> 00:15:16,566 Gaaaaay. 394 00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,143 That is pretty gay. 395 00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:20,069 You two call yourselves geniuses, 396 00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:22,772 but you have spent this time learning nothing. 397 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,607 Come with me into the forest. 398 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,239 There is something I wish to teach you. 399 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:34,208 This is Ku'ala, the spirit tree. 400 00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:36,206 For generations, it has guided the -- 401 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,501 You have to get us the fuck outta here. 402 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,378 These people are backwards savages. 403 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,050 They eat every third baby 404 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,173 because they think it makes fruit grow bigger. 405 00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:47,676 Everyone's gross, and they all smell like piss all the time. 406 00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:50,349 I m-- I m-- I miss my family. I miss my laptop. 407 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:52,176 I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece 408 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,682 of driftwood the other day! 409 00:15:53,761 --> 00:15:55,388 Look, I-l don't care what it takes. 410 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,098 You two are putting aside your bullshit, 411 00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:59,479 and you're working together to get us back home. 412 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,402 No can do, Morty. I just can't. 413 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:03,104 I just don't see how I can -- 414 00:16:03,187 --> 00:16:04,404 R0 ro dah no gah! 415 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,199 You're smart. You'll figure it out. 416 00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:09,448 [guns cocking] You have 10 seconds 417 00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,370 to get out of the ship! 418 00:16:11,445 --> 00:16:14,164 18,9... 419 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,492 All right, not bad. 420 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,577 I guess you're an okay proto recombinator. 421 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,254 I've certainly seen worse ionic cell dioxination. 422 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,047 If this works, drinks are on me. 423 00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:23,750 If drinks are on you, you're gonna need 424 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,460 a second mortgage on that tower. 425 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,045 I'm an alcoholic. 426 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:28,550 Opium addict. 427 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:30,802 [ Both laugh ] 428 00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:33,384 All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up. 429 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,060 You guys are the fucking worst! 430 00:16:35,136 --> 00:16:36,353 Your gods are a lie! 431 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,898 Fuck you, fuck nature, and fuck trees! 432 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,606 Yes! You did it! Yes! 433 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,403 Hey, uh, how about that drink? 434 00:16:44,478 --> 00:16:47,231 Sure, I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship. 435 00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,817 Oh, is your wallet in your ship? 436 00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:50,401 That's where the transporter is, too, 437 00:16:50,484 --> 00:16:51,906 so why don't we come with? 438 00:16:51,986 --> 00:16:55,240 It's cool. I'll be back in a sec. 439 00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:59,078 You know how long a second can take in a microverse? 440 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,254 Run, Morty! That asshole's willing to risk... 441 00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:02,876 everything he cares about just to defeat me! 442 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,332 He's psychotic! 443 00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:05,632 [ Both pant] 444 00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,924 - Morty, hop on my back. - Why'? 445 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,426 Go, go [burps] Sanchez ski shoes. 446 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,601 - Aaaaaah! - ...eight... 447 00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:16,802 [ panting ] 448 00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:18,183 Aaaah! Oof! 449 00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:19,479 [all grunting] 450 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:22,058 - Hold still. - [grunts] 451 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,893 Oh, hey, guys. 452 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,479 I just finished cooking us a feast. 453 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,280 - Aaaah! - Holy -- 454 00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:30,575 - You monster! - Whoa. Bad tour. 455 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,197 ...seven... 456 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,778 [elevator bell dings] Hey, you gotta sign out. 457 00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:36,205 Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie! 458 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,830 If that were really true, then... 459 00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,082 - I'm here to see Ron Mendleson. - Third floor. 460 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,788 Would you like to go to dinner with -- 461 00:17:43,871 --> 00:17:45,464 Uh, no. 462 00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:47,962 [ Both panting ] 463 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,010 You may have created this universe, Rick, 464 00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,680 but I live in it. - Shit! 465 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,507 What are we gonna do, Rick? We're so screwed. 466 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,308 He's gonna get to the ship and smash the microverse, 467 00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:57,852 and then he's gonna kill us! 468 00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,520 Quick, Morty, you've got to turn into a car. 469 00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:01,222 - What?! - A long time ago... 470 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:02,932 I implanted you with a subdermal chip that could 471 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,813 call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream 472 00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:07,145 to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car. 473 00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:08,650 - Oh, my god! - Concentrate, Morty. 474 00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:10,026 Concentrate and turn into a car, Morty. 475 00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:11,653 [grunts] 476 00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:13,234 Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine. 477 00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:15,035 ...six... 478 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,827 - Hey, Zeep. - Huh? 479 00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:21,534 Happy Ricksgiving, biiiiiitch. 480 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,494 Aaah! 481 00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:24,954 We did it, Morty. 482 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,960 Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe. 483 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,382 Excuse me? 484 00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,459 ...five -- - Sir? 485 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,007 [spiders hiss] 486 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:34,805 - Holy hell. - Sir! 487 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,927 [tires screech ] 488 00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:37,132 Hold your fire! 489 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:39,851 [spider snarls] 490 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,395 What's going on? 491 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:42,813 FEMALE VOICE: I have brokered a peace agreement 492 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,266 between the giant spiders and the government. 493 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:48,694 Thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car, 494 00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:51,613 from this day forward, human and spiderkind will live 495 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,566 side by side in peace. 496 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,322 We will stop bombing them, 497 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,324 and they will no longer use their telepathic abilities 498 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,826 to make us wander into webs for later consumption. 499 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,452 Instead, we will work together 500 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,910 to make this world a better place for all, 501 00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:06,246 no matter how many legs. 502 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,456 What do we do about the space car? 503 00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:09,791 Leave it alone. 504 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,467 I mean, what did it really do, anyways? 505 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,794 Kill a guy and paralyze his buddy? 506 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,676 [chuckles] Not a bad trade for spider peace. 507 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,632 All right, that's it. Move out! 508 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,439 [ Iaughs ] I love this spider! 509 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,141 FEMALE VOICE: Summer is safe. 510 00:19:27,224 --> 00:19:28,726 All right, I get it. 511 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,944 ZEEP: Riiiick! 512 00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:35,616 [thunder crashes ] 513 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,284 Don't do it. 514 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,613 You quit school, but you still got some learning to do. 515 00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:48,417 [ Both grunting ] 516 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,671 [ Both groan ] 517 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,377 Aah! 518 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,882 Unh! 519 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,604 [ Snorts, spits ] 520 00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:06,646 Class dismissed. 521 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:09,020 Geez. 522 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,571 [ Bottles clatter] 523 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,197 - You all right? - Uh-Huh! 524 00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:20,493 What are you doing, Rick? 525 00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:22,196 I'm pretty sure the battery's dead. 526 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:23,576 Oh, you think so, huh, Morty? 527 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,249 Well, let's see. [engine turns over] 528 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,668 Hey, wait -- Huh? I don't get it. 529 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,962 Of course you don't. But Zeep did. 530 00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:31,539 He knew that once I got back to my car, 531 00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:33,465 one of two things was gonna happen -- 532 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,543 I was gonna have to toss a broken battery, 533 00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:38,470 or the battery wouldn't be broken. 534 00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:46,725 Peace among worlds, Rick. 535 00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:47,930 Jesus. 536 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,606 Yeah. Listen to that baby purr. 537 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,275 You were right, Morty -- 538 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,852 We really just needed to be honest with those guys. 539 00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:54,152 All right, here we go. 540 00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,490 Thank y-o-o-o... 541 00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,318 See, Morty? This is what it's all about. 542 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:01,994 This is why we do what we do. 543 00:21:02,069 --> 00:21:03,571 - Uh-Huh. - Ew! What the hell? 544 00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:05,702 Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream. 545 00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:06,998 Presidential decree -- 546 00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:09,452 All ice cream is now for all beings, 547 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,037 no matter how many legs. 548 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,713 What the fuck did you do, Summer?! 549 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,415 It was your ship! Your stupid ship did it! 550 00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:16,125 - Don't blame my ship! - It melted a child! 551 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,131 My ship doesn't do anything unless it's told to! 552 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,883 I don't want to hear it, Summer! 553 00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:21,964 Your boobs are all hanging about, 554 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,890 and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out. 555 00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,639 And don't even try to deny it, either. 556 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,844 MORTY: [groans] 557 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,723 [car alarm chirps] 558 00:22:05,716 --> 00:22:07,764 [engine revs, students scream ] 559 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:14,226 [alarm blaring, horn honking] 560 00:22:14,308 --> 00:22:15,776 Oh, my god! 561 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,228 Did you get any of that? 562 00:22:17,311 --> 00:22:19,279 It's a good show!