1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,442 [ Door beeps ] 2 00:00:04,521 --> 00:00:06,444 Don't worry about Jerry. He's gonna be fine. 3 00:00:06,523 --> 00:00:08,696 You hear me, Jerry? You're gonna be fine. 4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,368 - Whoa! - Ooh, watch out for that stuff. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,037 It'll stain if it gets on your clothes, 6 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,705 and it'll send you into a murderous rage 7 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,373 if it gets in your eyes or mouth. 8 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,042 Why would you keep mutant bacteria 9 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,710 in a pint of Cherry Garcia? 10 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:20,207 I know this isn't the time, but, you know, 11 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,630 technically, the second freezer drawer is mine. 12 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:22,957 - Not anymore. - You're overreacting! 13 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,337 We're losing him. - All right, fine. 14 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:25,633 But you're not touching my crisper. 15 00:00:25,709 --> 00:00:27,302 - Is he going to die? - Don't worry. 16 00:00:27,377 --> 00:00:29,379 Dr. Glip Glop is the best in the galaxy. 17 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,306 Hello, I'm Dr. Glip Glop. 18 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,093 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 19 00:00:34,176 --> 00:00:35,473 - [ roars ] - Aah! 20 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:38,021 [ Sizzling ] - What? 21 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:40,394 Every hospital claims to have the best doctor in the galaxy. 22 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,192 It's like those pizza places 23 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:43,940 that claim to have the best pizza in the world. 24 00:00:44,019 --> 00:00:45,646 What do you think, they have pizza contests? 25 00:00:45,729 --> 00:00:47,197 Have you ever been to a pizza contest? 26 00:00:47,272 --> 00:00:48,945 - Go in the waiting room, Dad. - Fine! 27 00:00:49,024 --> 00:00:51,072 Excuse me. 28 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,653 Coming through. What are you here for? 29 00:00:52,736 --> 00:00:53,703 Just kidding. I don't care. 30 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:54,780 ♪♪ 31 00:00:56,114 --> 00:00:57,411 Well, this won't do. 32 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,789 - Hey, what are you doing? - A sequel. 33 00:00:59,868 --> 00:01:02,291 - I don't understand. - Yeah, me, neither. 34 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:04,499 We pretty much nailed it the first time. 35 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:06,800 ♪ Bounce that ass, drop it down to the floor ♪ 36 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:08,965 ♪ Freak that nigga 'til his shit get sore ♪ 37 00:01:09,044 --> 00:01:11,593 ♪ Bounce that ass drop it down to the floor ♪ 38 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,265 ♪ Shake that shit 'til you can't no more ♪ 39 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,592 ♪ Biatch! ♪ 40 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,518 [ electricity crackling ] 41 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,768 [channels clicking] 42 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,941 Ooh! Ooh! 43 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,609 Ow! 44 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,780 "Man vs. Car," the newest hit show, 45 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:31,154 - Where it pits a man... - Yeah! 46 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:32,701 - ...versus a car. [horn honks] 47 00:01:32,776 --> 00:01:34,528 On tonight's episode, 48 00:01:34,611 --> 00:01:36,613 Michael Jenkins fights a regular old car. 49 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,540 Here we go. 50 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:40,367 Oh, he's pushing his way through. 51 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:41,702 He's trying to fight that car, 52 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:43,458 but the car seems to have the upper hand. 53 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,086 Oh, he's got a little bit of pushback there. 54 00:01:46,164 --> 00:01:48,417 Oh, no. He just got ran over... 55 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,548 and chewed up by the tires. 56 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:53,551 I guess that's another one for the cars. 57 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:54,973 [ Iaughs ] 58 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,426 I mean, wouldn't the cars always win? 59 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:58,886 ♪♪ 60 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:02,481 Samantha, I need to know that you understand 61 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,730 that I have a couple of eyeholes. 62 00:02:05,809 --> 00:02:07,732 I do. I do understand about your eyeholes. 63 00:02:07,811 --> 00:02:10,405 Here, look at my eyeholes. 64 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:14,405 Oh, my god. You have eight eye ho-- holes. 65 00:02:14,484 --> 00:02:15,827 [ Chuckles ] 66 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,825 Ohh, I'm looking through your eyeholes. 67 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,827 Yes, look through my eyeholes. 68 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,079 [moaning ] 69 00:02:26,121 --> 00:02:28,123 I'm the Eyehole... Man. 70 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:32,552 I'm the only one that's allowed to have Eyeholes. 71 00:02:32,627 --> 00:02:36,006 Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes. 72 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,012 ANNOUNCER: Eyeholes. Get them today. 73 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,718 RICK: You gotta be careful, Morty. 74 00:02:39,801 --> 00:02:41,553 If that guy catches you with a box of his Eyeholes, 75 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:43,229 he comes bursting in through a window 76 00:02:43,305 --> 00:02:44,898 and just starts kicking the shit out of you. 77 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,562 But it's worth the risk. 78 00:02:46,641 --> 00:02:48,234 They melt in your mouth, Morty. They're delicious. 79 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,153 Dad, I can't believe you're explaining alien cereal. 80 00:02:50,228 --> 00:02:52,606 - We're worried about Jerry. - Well, you're 39 years too late, 81 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:54,487 or, you know, however old he is. 82 00:02:54,566 --> 00:02:56,068 Is he -- ls he 50? 83 00:02:56,151 --> 00:02:57,949 Jesus Christ, Beth, is -- ls Jerry 50? 84 00:02:58,195 --> 00:03:00,573 Where am I? 85 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:03,955 Relax, Mr. Smith. You're in an alien hospital. 86 00:03:04,201 --> 00:03:05,794 I mean, to you, it's an alien hospital. 87 00:03:05,869 --> 00:03:07,462 To me, you're just in a hospital. 88 00:03:07,537 --> 00:03:08,789 There's another matter we need to discuss with you. 89 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:09,873 Okay. 90 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,708 An hour ago, Shrimply Pibbles, 91 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,466 the galaxy's most influential civil rights leader, 92 00:03:14,544 --> 00:03:16,842 was brought to this hospital's emergency room, 93 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:19,175 where he is currently fighting for his life. 94 00:03:19,257 --> 00:03:20,304 My god. 95 00:03:20,383 --> 00:03:24,183 Mr. Smith, Shrimply Pibbles' life can be saved 96 00:03:24,262 --> 00:03:28,062 if we replace his heart with your human penis. 97 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,609 I see. Wait, what? 98 00:03:29,684 --> 00:03:31,482 It's perfect. 99 00:03:31,561 --> 00:03:33,063 The configuration of veins, 100 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,524 the ratio of thickness to elasticity, 101 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:37,826 the delicate asymmetry of what you call your balls, 102 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:40,700 and with relatively few adjustments, 103 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:43,373 your genitals can be molded into a functioning heart 104 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:46,247 for the most important man in the universe. 105 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,169 - Yeah, but -- I mean -- - Oh, forget it! 106 00:03:48,245 --> 00:03:50,122 I told you this was a waste of time! 107 00:03:50,205 --> 00:03:51,707 Have respect, Yarp. 108 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,713 The Earth man's world is tiny and undeveloped. 109 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:55,965 He knows nothing of the genocides of Clorgon 110 00:03:56,211 --> 00:04:00,842 or the tragic events of 65.3432.23/14. 111 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:04,770 ALIEN: And even if he did, he wouldn't comprehend them. 112 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,973 I've dwelt among the humans. 113 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:11,022 Their entire culture is built around their penises. 114 00:04:11,268 --> 00:04:13,145 It's funny to say they are small. 115 00:04:13,228 --> 00:04:15,481 It's funny to say they are big. 116 00:04:15,564 --> 00:04:16,986 I've been at parties 117 00:04:17,232 --> 00:04:21,157 where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses 118 00:04:21,236 --> 00:04:23,864 in front of themselves and called out, 119 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:27,747 "Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-And-So-Dick. 120 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:30,545 I've got such-and-such for a penis." 121 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:33,043 I never saw it fail to get a laugh. 122 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:34,587 All right! That's enough! 123 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:36,339 You guys are talking about my species. 124 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,342 We understand genocide. We do it sometimes. 125 00:04:39,421 --> 00:04:41,014 Then you would give your penis 126 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:42,599 so that Shrimply Pibbles might live? 127 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:44,597 - Stop asking! - Yes, I will! 128 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:46,269 That's right, assholes. 129 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:47,812 Take my penis. Take it all! 130 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,140 And tell Shrimply Pibbles 131 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,475 that when the galaxy came calling, 132 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,777 Jerry Smith from Earth didn't flinch! 133 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:57,192 [ Iaughs ] 134 00:04:57,272 --> 00:04:58,899 Hey, w-what's wrong, Morty? 135 00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:00,450 Oh, you're worried about your dad, huh? 136 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:01,742 Huh? Oh, no, no, no. 137 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:03,445 I'm just -- I'm just looking 138 00:05:03,528 --> 00:05:05,451 at that lady over there getting coffee. 139 00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:06,747 What's up with her face? 140 00:05:06,823 --> 00:05:09,167 Is she human, or is she like Worf? 141 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,585 You know, Worf from "Star Trek," 142 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,913 how he has all that shit all over his face, 143 00:05:12,996 --> 00:05:15,169 but he's just a human in a costume, you know? 144 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,841 Morty, uh, let's see what else is on, huh? 145 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,214 Okay. 146 00:05:18,293 --> 00:05:20,216 And now we're back to "How Did I Get Here?" 147 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:23,014 the only show that makes you ask yourself, 148 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,966 "How did I get here ?" 149 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,097 [ chuckles ] 150 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:28,016 Here's our first person. 151 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,096 Oh. Oh, my god. 152 00:05:30,347 --> 00:05:32,020 How did I get here? 153 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:33,771 Hello?! 154 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,727 How did I get here?! Somebody, help me, please! 155 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,778 HOST: [ laughs ] All right! 156 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:40,277 Holy crap! Look, it's that lady with the shit on her face 157 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:42,951 like Worf from "Star Trek" that was getting coffee! 158 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:44,699 How did she get there?! 159 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,530 Oh, my god, Morty, how did she get there? 160 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,786 How did she get there ? [laughs ] 161 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:51,618 ls that something we should be concerned about? 162 00:05:51,701 --> 00:05:53,920 Just stay away from the coffee machine. 163 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:56,464 MAN: Calling all Jan Michael Vincents. 164 00:05:56,539 --> 00:05:58,587 Calling all Jan Michael Vincents. 165 00:05:58,667 --> 00:05:59,964 ANNOUNCER: In a world 166 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,716 where there's eight Jan Michael Vincents... 167 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,797 MAN: We need one Jan Michael Vincent 168 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,881 to Quadrant 169 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,217 We need two Jan Michael Vincents 170 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,596 to Quadrant 171 00:06:07,676 --> 00:06:09,519 ...and 16 Quadrants, 172 00:06:09,594 --> 00:06:12,097 There 's only enough time for a Jan Michael Vincent 173 00:06:12,347 --> 00:06:13,849 to make it to a quadrant. 174 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:16,435 He can't be at two quadrants at once. 175 00:06:16,518 --> 00:06:18,816 Hey, Rick, who -- Who is Jan Michael Vincent? 176 00:06:18,895 --> 00:06:20,818 Oh, man, I'm trying to remember, Morty. 177 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:23,821 Jan Michael Vincents are used up. 178 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:27,245 I need a goddamn Jan Michael Vincent. 179 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,369 Is it important that we know who Jan Michael Vincent was... 180 00:06:30,448 --> 00:06:31,916 - In order to get this? - Nope. 181 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,791 I refuse to send the legislation that allows more 182 00:06:34,869 --> 00:06:38,169 than eight Jan Michael Vincents to a precinct. 183 00:06:38,415 --> 00:06:40,338 This Jan-Uary, 184 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:43,717 it's time to Michael down your Vincents. 185 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:47,470 "Jan Quadrant Vincent 16." 186 00:06:47,549 --> 00:06:48,641 - Whoa! - Whoa! 187 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:50,014 That's Jan Michaels. 188 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,811 Excuse me, nurse, can you take my temperature 189 00:06:51,886 --> 00:06:53,308 because I think I have 190 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:55,857 Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here. 191 00:06:55,932 --> 00:06:58,026 All right, Morty! You've done it. 192 00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,524 So, we'll be detaching your sexual organ at the base 193 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:03,447 by making incisions here, here, and here. 194 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,570 Got it. 195 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:06,367 Leaving a partial length of severed urethra 196 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:08,286 - To be threaded through -- - [ laughs ] 197 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:11,114 Oh, you know what, I gotta -- I gotta laugh at myself here. 198 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,915 I'm having a little laugh at myself 199 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,709 because I just realized I haven't run 200 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,331 this whole decision past my wife. 201 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:18,539 Oh. Do you think she'll be okay with this? 202 00:07:18,621 --> 00:07:19,873 Oh, absolutely. 203 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,879 Beth's automatically on board always 204 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:24,006 with every decision I make. 205 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:25,507 Hey, I'm Stealy. 206 00:07:25,587 --> 00:07:28,181 Follow me on my adventure through this office. 207 00:07:28,423 --> 00:07:29,424 ♪♪ 208 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,010 All right, here we go. 209 00:07:32,093 --> 00:07:33,891 We're gonna just steal a couple of things. 210 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,313 Excuse me. Can I help you? 211 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,436 Starting with common office objects. 212 00:07:37,515 --> 00:07:39,017 Hey, hey, hey! That's my stuff! 213 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,647 Such as staplers and pins 214 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,650 and all sorts of things like -- such as that. 215 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,402 That's it. I'm calling security. 216 00:07:44,481 --> 00:07:46,233 No! [muffled grunting] 217 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:49,486 ♪♪ 218 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,703 All right, okay, now we're in the quiet safe room 219 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:56,080 where none of the people whose stuff I stole 220 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:57,411 can get to us. 221 00:07:57,494 --> 00:07:59,496 Now, let's look at all the stuff we got. 222 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,082 We got a bag of bobbish. 223 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:04,668 That's eight brapples. 224 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,424 We got a plumbus. 225 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:09,006 That's 6 1/2 brapples. 226 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,263 We got, uh, a -- crushed red party cups. 227 00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:14,477 15 1/2 brapples. 228 00:08:14,552 --> 00:08:16,020 [ding! ding! ding! ding!] 229 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,098 Welcome back to "Funny Songs." 230 00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:19,979 It's all improvised. It's very funny. 231 00:08:20,058 --> 00:08:22,277 I need a volunteer from the audience. 232 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:24,442 Um, longtime fan of the show. Uh -- 233 00:08:24,521 --> 00:08:26,944 What do you do? What's your profession? 234 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:29,071 I am a tax attorney. 235 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:31,619 Okay, here we go. Hit -- Hit the music. 236 00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:32,946 ♪♪ 237 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:35,202 ♪ I'm a tax attorney ♪ 238 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,874 ♪ Oh, geez, oh ♪ 239 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,873 ♪ Forget about everybody else ♪ 240 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,750 ♪ Forget about Jesus Christ ♪ 241 00:08:40,829 --> 00:08:42,376 ♪ Forget about Muhammad ♪ 242 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:46,130 ♪ Forget about, uh... all those religions ♪ 243 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:48,962 ♪ Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba-Bop ♪ 244 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:50,262 The end. 245 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,132 Oh, my god. Oh, that was so, so funny. 246 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,717 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 247 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,427 Hey, um, security guards, take him out. 248 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,057 Get him out of here. - What? 249 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,480 Get the orthodontist out of here. 250 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:00,148 - No! Why? [glass shatters] 251 00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:03,477 Take him out of the audience. Kill him. Sic him. 252 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,812 Demons... 253 00:09:04,894 --> 00:09:06,817 Suck his life out. I don't give a shit. 254 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:08,944 - Smith family? - Yes? 255 00:09:09,023 --> 00:09:11,993 I wanted to let you all know that Jerry is doing just fine. 256 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,991 - Yay! Called it! - Whoo-hoo! That's good news! 257 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,573 But, uh, Mrs. Smith, could you come with me? 258 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,539 Hi, honey, so, here's the thing -- 259 00:09:20,618 --> 00:09:22,245 These guys -- They want to completely 260 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,002 remove my penis and use it as an alien's heart. 261 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,175 And we just need you to sign off on it. 262 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,752 - What?! - Uh-Oh. 263 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,964 Maybe we got a problem here after all, guys. Yikes. 264 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:34,799 His penis will be replaced with a sophisticated prosthetic. 265 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:37,227 Now, there's a wide range of options to choose from. 266 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,929 They're all in this catalogue. 267 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,185 I don't care about prosthetics. This is insane. 268 00:09:41,264 --> 00:09:43,107 What do you people think you're doing? 269 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,106 I understand your feelings, Mrs. Smith. 270 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,437 Oh, I don't think you do. 271 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,442 I bring my husband in for emergency treatment. 272 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,114 He's gone an hour. 273 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,739 And now you want his penis, and you hand me some...catalog. 274 00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:54,785 It's -- It's -- It's -- It's -- I mean... 275 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,784 Sheesh. Well, there you go. Sorry. 276 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,036 I know it's hard to understand, 277 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:01,914 but on Earth, love comes first. 278 00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:04,041 There are those that believe, Mr. Smith, 279 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,873 that Shrimply Pibbles represents love between all life. 280 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:08,924 His fate will determine 281 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,753 the fate of hundreds of billions of sentient life-forms. 282 00:10:11,836 --> 00:10:15,136 Whoa! Whoa. So, billions of life-forms? 283 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,933 Hundreds of billions. 284 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:19,887 I mean, Jerry, y-you didn't explain 285 00:10:19,969 --> 00:10:22,643 the full gravity of the situation. 286 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,474 Uh, well, Beth, I don't think your decision 287 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,309 should be based on politics. 288 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,315 Who could argue with a wife's decision 289 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,317 to keep her lover intact? 290 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,990 Well, I don't think that's fair at all, Jerry. At all. 291 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,990 In fact, the whole paradigm has sexist overtones. 292 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,071 Beth, can we talk about this privately? 293 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:40,077 You know, I think the bottom line is, Jerry, 294 00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:43,251 if you want to keep your penis, you should say, out loud, 295 00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,249 "I prefer to keep my penis." 296 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:48,081 But, Beth, what kind of man would say something like that 297 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,417 if the universe needed his penis?! 298 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,419 Well, Jerry, what kind of wife would I be 299 00:10:52,669 --> 00:10:55,593 if I did anything to stand in your way? 300 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,270 Hey, listen, is your mouth tiny and small? 301 00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:03,972 Then why don't you come to Lil' Bits... 302 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,352 MAN: Lil' Bits! 303 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,104 ...where the food is tiny. 304 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:08,856 It looks like regular food, but really tiny. 305 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,437 You can put it in your mouth and eat it. 306 00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:11,904 Nothing gets stuck in your lips. 307 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,823 It's just tiny and tiny and fits right -- 308 00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:15,821 - Fits fight 'm. - Lil' Bits! 309 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,825 We got tiny lasagna, tiny pizza, tiny pie. 310 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:23,124 Mmm! Little, tiny fried eggs. 311 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,668 Oh, shit. We got tiny people. 312 00:11:25,743 --> 00:11:26,790 Lil' Bits! 313 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,246 You hungry? Come on down. 314 00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:29,831 Lil' Bits. 315 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,463 Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch. 316 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,177 [ Chuckles ] Just kidding. 317 00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:36,300 You've got some time to kill before the procedure, 318 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:38,802 so I assume you'd like to, uh, 319 00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,349 use your penis one last time. 320 00:11:40,425 --> 00:11:41,802 Here's my computer. 321 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:43,682 It's got the alien internet on it. 322 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:46,681 Here's some porn. 323 00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:47,936 And there's an alien towel. 324 00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:49,563 I actually got that on another planet. 325 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,144 So it is an alien towel to me. 326 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,070 - Good luck. - Thanks. 327 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,489 [ Door closes] 328 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,483 [signs] 329 00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:04,332 What is this? 330 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:05,329 Hmm. 331 00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,502 Hey, wait a minute. 332 00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:08,666 Oh, uh, Mr. Smith? 333 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:10,292 Uh, yeah, just masturbating! 334 00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:12,089 I forgot to mention, 335 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,509 there are extensive medical records open on my desktop, 336 00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:17,049 and I trust you to confine your activities... 337 00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:19,347 - to the purely pornographic. - Absolutely! 338 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:20,890 Good luck. 339 00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:21,966 [ clicks ] 340 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:24,977 My god! [chuckles] 341 00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:27,897 Mr. Pibbles, you just wrote my penis 342 00:12:27,972 --> 00:12:31,272 a one-way ticket to staying on my body town. 343 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:35,072 ANNOUNCER: It's the opposite news with Michael Thompson. 344 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:37,194 Hey, everybody. It's me, Michael Thompson. 345 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:40,072 Today the Pope didn't get killed. 346 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:43,246 He's perfectly fine. And he's on vacation in Aruba. 347 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:45,244 In other opposite news, information... 348 00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:47,075 Hey, Rick, what's the deal with this guy? 349 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,081 W-Why is his body, like, sloping off 350 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,083 to the right side of the screen like that? 351 00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:52,914 I don't know, Morty. See what else is on, huh? 352 00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:54,920 Hey, welcome to "Cooking Things.“ 353 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,296 I'm Pichael Thompson. 354 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,753 Hey, wait a minute, Rick. 355 00:12:57,835 --> 00:12:59,178 This guy's body is, like, sloping down 356 00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:00,755 and leaning off to screen left. 357 00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:02,306 Oh, my god, and his name's Pichael. 358 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,975 I'm cooking a little bit of this. 359 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,768 I'm gonna cook a little bit of that. 360 00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:08,221 on, oh, hey! Stop tugging. Michael! 361 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,647 Oh, my god! Siamese twins! 362 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,349 They're -- They're Siamese twins! 363 00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:13,560 You quit tugging. I-I'm in the middle of my news. 364 00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,483 Oh, oh, it's always about you, isn't it? 365 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,655 Can you believe this guy, ladies and gentlemen? 366 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,108 He's got his own news show. He's got a normal name. 367 00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:22,068 - Hey, flip back to the news. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 368 00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:24,074 You could tell our parents started with naming with him. 369 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:26,952 It's like, "oh, Michael. " They had that one planned - . 370 00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:28,658 Before they even got pregnant, I bet. 371 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,209 I don't want to be that girl, 372 00:13:30,284 --> 00:13:31,706 but maybe there would be less conflict 373 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:33,254 if they didn't shoot their shows at the same time. 374 00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,421 Oh, Summer, you have no idea 375 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,090 how much money that must save production. 376 00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,917 And then they found out I was attached, 377 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,673 along for the ride, and they said, "ah, shit. 378 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,550 Well, just fuck it, call him Pichael." 379 00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:43,969 Fuck you, Pichael. You're a fucking piece of shit. 380 00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:45,391 ♪♪ 381 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:46,968 [ camera shutters clicking ] 382 00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:48,098 Good afternoon. 383 00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:49,804 I know all of you are wondering 384 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:52,436 about the condition of our dear, beloved Pibbles. 385 00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:56,019 Which would you prefer between the XP-20 and the XP-20 XS? 386 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,525 I prefer my own penis, and so should you! 387 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,982 The brave Earth man whose sacrifice 388 00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:03,818 is going to allow Shrimply Pibbles to live -- 389 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:04,948 Mr. Jerry Smith. 390 00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:06,279 [cheers and applause] 391 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,955 Hello, everyone! 392 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,283 Let's hear it again for Shrimply Pibbles, huh? 393 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,039 He's a good guy, isn't he? 394 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,167 I've only just been learning about his accomplishments, 395 00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:17,374 from his march on Flirk Blirk Square 396 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,176 to his ongoing battle with heroin dependency. 397 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:21,173 He's the best. 398 00:14:21,252 --> 00:14:23,755 [cheers and applause] 399 00:14:23,838 --> 00:14:26,466 Um, yeah. 400 00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:29,348 Well, I-it occurs to me that his heroin addiction 401 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:32,021 may not have been a matter of public record. 402 00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:35,350 You realize heroin makes up 10% of the atmosphere 403 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,982 on Shrimply Pibbles' home planet. 404 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,313 His planet was destroyed by Clorgon death squads. 405 00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:43,024 He can't live outside of it without breathing heroin. 406 00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:45,485 Right. I know that. I just think... 407 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:49,289 This guy's trying to get out of giving away his penis! 408 00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:52,082 [ Crowd shouting ] 409 00:14:54,285 --> 00:14:55,628 NARRATOR: Today on "How They Do It"... 410 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,292 Plumbuses. 411 00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:59,590 Everyone has a plumbus in their home. 412 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,420 First, they take the dinglebop, 413 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:07,224 and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. 414 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:12,054 The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. 415 00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:13,262 They take the dinglebop, 416 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,269 and they push it through the grumbo, 417 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,350 where the fleeb is rubbed against it. 418 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,435 It's important that the fleeb is rubbed 419 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,614 because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. 420 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,066 Then a schlami shows up, 421 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,777 and he rubs it and spits on it. 422 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,328 They cut the fleeb. 423 00:15:29,403 --> 00:15:32,031 There's several hizards in the way. 424 00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:35,118 The blamfs rub against the chumbles. 425 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,626 And the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. 426 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,379 That leaves you with a regular, old plumbus. 427 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:45,462 I always wondered how, uh, plumbuses got made. 428 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,220 Hey, welcome back to "Personal Space." 429 00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,096 I'm your host Phillip Jacobs, 430 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:54,429 and let me tell you, I care about my personal space. 431 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:57,391 Whoa, whoa. Hey. Who's around me right now? 432 00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,350 Who's around me? 433 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,562 Now, why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up 434 00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:05,694 and let's get some stepped-up personal space 435 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,112 up in this place. 436 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,238 Here we go. 437 00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,490 We get a one, personal space. 438 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,288 Two, personal space. 439 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,411 Three, stay out of my personal space. 440 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,164 Four, keep away from my personal space. 441 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,996 Five... get out of that personal space. 442 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,422 Six... 443 00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:23,090 Stay away from my personal space. 444 00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,508 Seven... 445 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,927 keep away from that personal space. 446 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,551 Eight, personal space. 447 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:31,223 Nine, personal space. 448 00:16:31,299 --> 00:16:34,303 You know, I take personal space pretty seriously, 449 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,309 up to the point that I don 't even care about this -- 450 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,311 I'm not even interested in having this skin 451 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:41,688 on my personal space. 452 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,859 [ groans ] 453 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:43,857 Oh, my god! 454 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,859 [ Groans ] 455 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,531 Oh, it hurts! 456 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,733 SUMMER: Gross! 457 00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,326 RICK: [laughs] What an asshole! 458 00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,618 Ohh, tune in next week... 459 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:52,695 [ theme music plays] 460 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,371 ...to the best show ever, 461 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,165 the show we all grew and love -- 462 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,288 "The Personal Space Show." 463 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,290 ANNOUNCER: More "Personal Space" next Tuesday at 8:00. 464 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:01,871 Up next, the heat is turning up 465 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,457 with Samantha and the Boys on "The Northsiders." 466 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,544 [ speaking alien language] 467 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,467 [whistle blows] 468 00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:25,900 If you could all just stop screaming and chanting 469 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,481 and making whatever that gesture means -- 470 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:30,282 Excuse me. Come on. 471 00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:32,781 Please, everyone, I have news about Shrimply Pibbles. 472 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:35,113 Word of Jerry Smith 473 00:17:35,196 --> 00:17:37,119 trying to weasel out of his penis donation 474 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,326 has spread across the galaxy. 475 00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:41,786 Beings everywhere have come together 476 00:17:42,036 --> 00:17:45,210 to offer what little they have to help save Shrimply's life. 477 00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:49,260 Enough to pay for a brand-new, state-of-the-art synthetic heart 478 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,805 that will be even better than Mr. Smith's pathetic penis. 479 00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:55,345 Wait! That was an option the whole time?! 480 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:56,846 You guys suck! 481 00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:59,812 Yeah. We suck. Are you still here? 482 00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:01,556 Okay, Jerry. Let's head home. 483 00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,607 I can't leave now. Everyone hates me. 484 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,777 Unfortunately, there's no surgical procedure 485 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,479 that can fix that. 486 00:18:08,562 --> 00:18:10,940 Or is there? 487 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,320 [ Monitor beeping ] 488 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,868 - Scalpel. - Scalpel. 489 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,703 - Nano-Doctor. - Nano-Doctor. 490 00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:18,372 - Nano-Scalpel. - Nano-Scalpel. 491 00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:19,824 Okay. We're ready. 492 00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:21,417 Not so fast! 493 00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,460 Mr. Smith? What are you doing? Are you insane?! 494 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,753 I'm a good person, 495 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,628 and I demand that you cut off my penis 496 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,130 and put it in that man's chest. 497 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,335 That's not how it works! 498 00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,171 Well, you're gonna make it work. 499 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,800 [ Knocking ] 500 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,478 I'm Octopus Man! [laughs] 501 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,854 I'm Octopus Man! [laughs] 502 00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:49,608 I'm a marine biologist who was bitten by an octopus. 503 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,439 [ Iaughs ] 504 00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:54,404 And now I'm -- I help people. 505 00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,406 I save people. 506 00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:59,238 I'm a troublesome octopus person. 507 00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:01,574 Uh-Oh. I gotta save some trouble 508 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:05,127 'cause here comes a trouble mite. 509 00:19:05,202 --> 00:19:06,875 SUMMER: Gross! 510 00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:10,295 Does all interdimensional TV have to rely on juvenile violence? 511 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,092 Well, Summer, maybe people that create things aren't 512 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,796 concerned with your delicate sensibilities, you know'? 513 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,631 Maybe the species that communicate with each other 514 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,432 through the filter of your comfort 515 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,430 are less evolved than the ones that just communicate! 516 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,261 Maybe your problems are your own to deal with, 517 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,937 and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings 518 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,432 is a one-way ticket to extinction! 519 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:26,891 Geez, Morty. 520 00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:29,314 I take it Cathrine Hefflefinger hasn't texted you back yet. 521 00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:30,895 I don't want to talk about it. 522 00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:32,651 - Okay, guys, let's go home. - Where's Dad? 523 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,732 Breaking news-- Shrimply Pibbles is being 524 00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:37,238 held hostage by the human known as Jerry Smith. 525 00:19:37,318 --> 00:19:39,036 - Remove my penis! - SUMMER: [gasps] 526 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,034 - Holy crap! - It's cool. It's fine. 527 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,036 It's gotta be from an alternate reality, right? 528 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,789 - Are you sure? - I don't know. 529 00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:48,417 Do it! Do it! Remove my penis! 530 00:19:48,496 --> 00:19:50,043 Sir, put the gun down 531 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,795 and step away from Mr. Pibbles! 532 00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,626 - Jerry! - Dad, what are you doing? 533 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,803 I'm a good person. I'm a good person. 534 00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,801 Where did he get a gun? Who gave him a gun? 535 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,303 That's not a gun. That's the XP-20 XS. 536 00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:02,601 Ah! 537 00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:08,061 Oh, my god. 538 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,892 I'm a good person. 539 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,900 [screaming ] 540 00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:16,524 [ Distorted screaming ] 541 00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:17,859 No! 542 00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:21,071 Nooooo! 543 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,872 [ Monitor beeping ] 544 00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,950 [ both screaming ] 545 00:20:27,284 --> 00:20:28,581 MAN: Hey, how's it going? 546 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,504 This is my butthole ice cream parlor. 547 00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:33,002 I got all kinds of ice cream -- peanut butter and jelly... 548 00:20:33,249 --> 00:20:34,546 [ farts] - ...vanilla... 549 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,877 [ farts] - ....chocolate... 550 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,633 [ farts] - ...and every flavor 551 00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:38,963 served out of a butthole... 552 00:20:39,046 --> 00:20:40,844 - [ groaning ] - just like you 're back home. 553 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:41,924 - Dad! " Dad! 554 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,101 What happened? Where am I? 555 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,678 Was it all a dream? 556 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,559 No, you were shot like 50 times. 557 00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:50,107 57. Thankfully, you're in a super-sophisticated 558 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,684 alien hospital, 559 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,815 so it was basically like getting a splinter removed. 560 00:20:53,894 --> 00:20:55,988 All -- All I wanted was for everyone to like me. 561 00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,732 Jerry, remember that time you left a comment 562 00:20:57,815 --> 00:20:59,692 underneath that YouTube video and someone replied 563 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,743 and called you a dumbass, so you replied and told them, 564 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:03,821 "it takes one to know one," and you stayed up all night 565 00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:05,531 hitting "refresh" on your browser 566 00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,241 waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying? 567 00:21:07,324 --> 00:21:09,122 I remember it differently. 568 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,670 This is like that. You can't make people like you. 569 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:13,964 You just have to wait for hating you to bore them. 570 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,165 You know, you're right. 571 00:21:15,249 --> 00:21:16,671 I shouldn't be motivated 572 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,548 by other people's opinions of me. 573 00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:19,844 All right, guys, let's go home. 574 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,217 If it's all the same to you, Rick, 575 00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:22,765 I'd like to go to the zoo... 576 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,433 - With my family. - What?! 577 00:21:24,508 --> 00:21:26,260 - What are you talking about?! - Why would we do that?! 578 00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:27,595 - It's a stupid idea! What's the matter with you!? 579 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,271 Don't be a piece of shit, Jerry! 580 00:21:29,346 --> 00:21:30,598 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We'll go home. 581 00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:31,807 What the hell is he talking about?! 582 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,770 JV' 583 00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:12,765 - Aah! - I'm the Eyehole Man! 584 00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:14,600 What is going on? Aah! 585 00:22:14,683 --> 00:22:17,061 Give me my Eyeholes! I'm Eyehole Man! 586 00:22:17,144 --> 00:22:18,737 That part of the cupboard is mine, Jerry! 587 00:22:18,812 --> 00:22:20,314 Why do you even have those?! 588 00:22:20,397 --> 00:22:21,649 - Give me my Eyeholes! - Help me, please! 589 00:22:21,732 --> 00:22:23,200 Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes! 590 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,743 [screaming ] 591 00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:26,195 Did you get any of that? 592 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,280 It's-a good-a show!