1 00:00:01,273 --> 00:00:03,651 MORTY: I gotta tell you, Rick. It's pretty great... 2 00:00:03,901 --> 00:00:05,778 to be in this spaceship, just the two of us, you know? 3 00:00:05,861 --> 00:00:07,488 Just cruising around, Rick and Morty style. 4 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:08,993 I agree, Morty. [ belches ] 5 00:00:09,072 --> 00:00:10,494 It's nice to get back to the basics 6 00:00:10,574 --> 00:00:12,326 after a pretty intense, mixed-bag of a year. 7 00:00:12,409 --> 00:00:13,456 - Ohh! - Relax. 8 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,128 That's what windshields are for. 9 00:00:15,204 --> 00:00:17,081 I didn't know that there were bugs out in space. 10 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:18,507 Well, w-what did you think, Morty? 11 00:00:18,582 --> 00:00:20,255 Life just developed on Earth by itself? 12 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:22,928 Here, let me take care of this. 13 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:26,052 Geez, Rick, that's disgusting. I don't wanna look at that. 14 00:00:26,131 --> 00:00:27,348 Yeah, guess I'm out of fluid. 15 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:29,301 L-Let me find a place to stop. 16 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:36,358 Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet, 17 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:38,652 or are you gonna freak out and start worshipping us? 18 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:40,271 The general store ought to have what you need. 19 00:00:40,354 --> 00:00:41,776 Thanks. 20 00:00:41,855 --> 00:00:44,108 Of course, you'll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown. 21 00:00:44,191 --> 00:00:46,034 Yeah, sure thing. Wait a minute. What? Why? 22 00:00:46,109 --> 00:00:48,111 Sundown is when the festival begins. 23 00:00:48,195 --> 00:00:49,242 The festival? 24 00:00:49,321 --> 00:00:51,449 Ooh, well, for millennia, 25 00:00:51,532 --> 00:00:54,376 our society has been free of crime and war, 26 00:00:54,451 --> 00:00:56,453 - Living in perfect peace. - Oh, I know what this is! 27 00:00:56,537 --> 00:00:58,289 You've been able to sustain world peace 28 00:00:58,372 --> 00:01:00,420 because you have one night a year where you all run around 29 00:01:00,499 --> 00:01:02,922 robbing and murdering each other without consequence. 30 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,253 - That's right. - What?! 31 00:01:04,336 --> 00:01:06,134 It's like "The Purge," Morty. That movie "The Purge"? 32 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:07,965 Oh, have you been here before? 33 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,971 No, no, but I've been to a few planets with the same gimmick. 34 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,553 You know, sometimes it's called the Cleansing or the Red Time. 35 00:01:12,636 --> 00:01:15,105 There was this one world that called it just Murder Night. 36 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:16,682 I-It's a purge planet. 37 00:01:16,932 --> 00:01:18,684 They're peaceful, and then, you know, they just purge. 38 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:21,611 - T-That's horrible! - Yeah. 39 00:01:21,687 --> 00:01:23,314 You want to check it out? 40 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:25,399 ♪♪ 41 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,801 [ electricity crackling ] 42 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:56,976 So, what do you do during the festival? 43 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:59,228 You lock yourself in, or you go out and do some stuff? 44 00:01:59,308 --> 00:02:01,356 Oh, I do some pretty bad stuff. 45 00:02:01,435 --> 00:02:03,858 Oh, I bet you do, old timer. [ laughs] 46 00:02:03,937 --> 00:02:05,655 Gee-- Rick, come on. The sun is setting. 47 00:02:05,731 --> 00:02:07,199 W-We got to get out of here. 48 00:02:07,274 --> 00:02:09,276 All right, well, w-what do I owe you for the wiper fluid? 49 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:11,703 It's on the house. Oh, and, uh, 50 00:02:11,778 --> 00:02:14,201 why -- Why don't you have some candy bars, as well? 51 00:02:14,281 --> 00:02:15,874 Oh, no way. That's really nice of you. 52 00:02:15,949 --> 00:02:18,702 I'm a nice guy... for now. 53 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,412 [chuckling ] Ohh, I don't doubt it. 54 00:02:20,495 --> 00:02:21,997 - Rick! - Yeah, yeah. 55 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,798 Hey, have a good festival, old timer. 56 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:25,418 I intend to. 57 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:29,637 Rick, unlock it! 58 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:30,805 Just a second, Morty. 59 00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:32,595 Oh, look at that sunset. 60 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,221 Stop screwing around. 61 00:02:34,301 --> 00:02:36,178 [ Click ] 62 00:02:36,261 --> 00:02:38,639 There we go. Much better. Now we can see. 63 00:02:38,722 --> 00:02:39,689 Great. 64 00:02:39,765 --> 00:02:41,483 Hey, you know what, Morty? 65 00:02:41,558 --> 00:02:43,686 Why don't we christen our squeaky-clean windshield here 66 00:02:43,769 --> 00:02:45,442 by watching a little of this purge through it? 67 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,363 What?! No! What is your problem?! 68 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:49,191 Morty, grow up. If you don't want to watch, 69 00:02:49,274 --> 00:02:50,776 don't watch, but, you know, it's my car. 70 00:02:50,859 --> 00:02:52,782 [ Belches ] Also, if you tell your mom about this, 71 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:54,534 - I'll purge you. - You're the worst. 72 00:02:54,613 --> 00:02:56,661 This planet is the worst. How can you be into this? 73 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,492 You know, people are gonna kill each other. 74 00:02:58,575 --> 00:03:00,498 So, what, y-y-you trying to sit here and tell me that 75 00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:02,625 [belches] I-if -- if there's a video online 76 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:03,796 with someone getting decapitated, 77 00:03:03,872 --> 00:03:05,419 - You don't click on it? - No! 78 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:07,593 Why -- Why would I do that? You do that? 79 00:03:07,668 --> 00:03:09,215 I don't, because it would bore me. 80 00:03:09,294 --> 00:03:10,762 I see shit like that for breakfast, Morty. 81 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:12,510 But if you don't do it, I say it's because 82 00:03:12,589 --> 00:03:14,262 you're afraid of your own primal instincts. 83 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:15,934 So you stuff them down and -- [bell chiming ] 84 00:03:16,009 --> 00:03:17,477 Oh, oh! Shh. Shh. It's starting. 85 00:03:17,552 --> 00:03:18,929 - Oh-Ho-Ho! Here we go. - I'm not watching. 86 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:20,685 Yeah, yeah, yeah, your medal's in the mail. 87 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:22,516 - I'm gonna get a closer look. - Oh, okay, sure. 88 00:03:22,599 --> 00:03:23,942 And then someone's gonna throw a rock 89 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:25,690 and hit the car and then we're gonna crash 90 00:03:25,769 --> 00:03:27,271 and we're gonna be stuck down there 91 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:28,606 and it's gonna be what we deserve. 92 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,566 Yawn. 93 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:32,322 Whoa! [ Indistinct shouting ] 94 00:03:32,401 --> 00:03:34,824 Whoa, they are purging the fuck out of each other. 95 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:36,447 [muffled screaming ] 96 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:37,497 Oh, my god! 97 00:03:37,572 --> 00:03:39,620 Oh shit! 98 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,704 That was -- Okay, yeah. T-That was gross. 99 00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:44,959 Wow. Man, I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach 100 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:46,836 on this one, Morty. Ugh. 101 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,551 My appetite for purge-spectating got f-illed pretty quick. 102 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,344 Oh, god. [grunts] 103 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,637 [ Retching ] 104 00:03:52,713 --> 00:03:55,136 [woman screaming ] 105 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:56,637 Get away from me! 106 00:03:56,717 --> 00:03:58,219 No! No! Help! 107 00:03:58,301 --> 00:03:59,427 Somebody help me! Aah! 108 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:01,263 All right, Morty. L-Let's get out of here. 109 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:03,440 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. W-We have to go down there. 110 00:04:03,515 --> 00:04:04,812 [ Belching ] What? Why? 111 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,985 That poor girl. W-We have to save her. 112 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,983 Uh, Morty, in space, we have something we call 113 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:11,440 the non-interference policy. We got the wiper fluid. 114 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:13,525 We watched them kill each other. We're leaving. 115 00:04:13,608 --> 00:04:16,361 Help me save that girl, or I'm telling mom you brought me here. 116 00:04:16,445 --> 00:04:18,743 - You little turd. - [screaming] 117 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:20,620 Please! Leave me alone! 118 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:22,667 Leave you alone? During a purge? 119 00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,336 I don't think so, baby. 120 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:29,257 It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you. 121 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,551 My name is Morty. This is my grandpa. 122 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:34,004 - We're tourists. - Not anymore. 123 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:35,464 - Aah! " Aah! 124 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:37,015 Oh, my god. This is fucking awesome! 125 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,842 Morty, this is really cool. 126 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:41,678 Hey, y-you want to help me out here and kill some people? 127 00:04:41,762 --> 00:04:43,389 It's fun. We're totally justified... 128 00:04:43,472 --> 00:04:45,315 because we're saving a little girl. 129 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,813 I mean, w-w-we're both free and clear to murder these people. 130 00:04:47,893 --> 00:04:49,611 - Are you okay? - Yes. 131 00:04:49,686 --> 00:04:51,154 I have to find somewhere to hide. 132 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:52,697 Well, you can hide with us. Rick? 133 00:04:52,773 --> 00:04:54,525 - Yeah? - Do you think we could take -- 134 00:04:54,608 --> 00:04:55,905 - W-What's your name? - Arthrisha. 135 00:04:55,984 --> 00:04:57,782 Could we take Arthrisha up in the ship 136 00:04:57,861 --> 00:04:59,613 and, you know, just wait out the purge? 137 00:04:59,696 --> 00:05:00,868 Oh, Morty, how can I refuse 138 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:03,245 after all you've done to blackmail me? 139 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:09,957 Your vehicle -- ls it from the gods? 140 00:05:10,207 --> 00:05:11,584 - No. - Yes. 141 00:05:13,168 --> 00:05:15,842 So, uh, you know, when the purge started, 142 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:17,719 did people get into it right away, 143 00:05:17,798 --> 00:05:19,926 or were they like, "Wait, what? 144 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:22,386 This is gonna stop crime how, exactly?" 145 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:25,393 Yeah, it took some time for people to accept it. 146 00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:26,894 Yeah, I bet. [chuckles] I bet. 147 00:05:26,973 --> 00:05:28,771 Yeah, it's kind of like cellphones, you know? 148 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,193 At first, everyone was like, 149 00:05:30,268 --> 00:05:31,520 "look at those douchebags purging." 150 00:05:31,603 --> 00:05:32,855 And then the next thing you know, 151 00:05:32,938 --> 00:05:34,611 they're like, "it's just so convenient." 152 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,191 Geez, you working on your tight five 153 00:05:36,274 --> 00:05:37,776 for the comedy store, Morty? 154 00:05:41,738 --> 00:05:42,910 Whatcha doing? 155 00:05:42,989 --> 00:05:45,412 Watching some TV, playing on your phone? 156 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:48,371 - Is that a real question? - Just making conversation. 157 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:50,956 Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? 158 00:05:51,039 --> 00:05:53,838 My choice is to say nothing, be sarcastic, 159 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:55,885 or bark "yes" like a trained animal. 160 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:57,463 It's not a conversation. 161 00:05:57,546 --> 00:05:59,014 You're holding me verbally hostage. 162 00:05:59,256 --> 00:06:01,384 Okay, ass-face. I'll go in the kitchen. 163 00:06:01,466 --> 00:06:02,683 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah? 164 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,386 Whatcha doing? Going into the kitchen? 165 00:06:04,469 --> 00:06:05,641 Okay. 166 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,347 - Yeah, you like that? - Screw you. 167 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:11,560 So, uh, do most people wear masks when they purge? 168 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,816 I-I don't want to answer any more purge questions. 169 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,693 All right, hey, hey, that's cool. 170 00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:17,490 I can roll with that. 171 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:24,247 [ Blowing raspberries ] 172 00:06:24,322 --> 00:06:25,539 - [ gasps ] My nana! - Huh? 173 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:27,663 My nana! We have to save her! 174 00:06:29,661 --> 00:06:31,834 You just now remembered your nana exists. 175 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,836 I-I was traumatized. 176 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,917 Haven't you been through like 15 purges? 177 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:37,127 I mean, some as a child? 178 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:38,962 Will somebody just help me get her? 179 00:06:39,045 --> 00:06:40,922 Fine, whatever. Morty, stay. 180 00:06:50,223 --> 00:06:53,022 Oh, god. Oh, crap. Oh, crap! 181 00:06:53,101 --> 00:06:54,899 - Get out! Get out! - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! 182 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,151 Get the fuck out of the flying machine! 183 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:58,857 Oh. my god! O-Okay! Okay! 184 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,442 - Back up, asshole. - [whimpers] 185 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:01,947 - Back up. - Ohh. 186 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:04,450 - Back the fuck up! - Aah! 187 00:07:04,529 --> 00:07:07,453 For what it's worth, I'm sorry, 188 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,500 but that's not really worth anything tonight, is it? 189 00:07:09,576 --> 00:07:12,455 Y-You can't leave us here. You're killing us! 190 00:07:12,537 --> 00:07:14,915 You hear me? Come back. 191 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:18,548 Y-You got to come back. Change your mind. 192 00:07:18,627 --> 00:07:20,049 Oh, geez. 193 00:07:20,128 --> 00:07:23,007 Morty! Aah! Fucking Amish bitch shot me! 194 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,807 [grunts] She tried to purge me, Morty. 195 00:07:24,883 --> 00:07:26,977 You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead. 196 00:07:27,052 --> 00:07:29,475 - Rick, she took the car! - You fucking kidding me, Morty?! 197 00:07:29,554 --> 00:07:30,851 She took my car and the gun. 198 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,649 We're like the rest of these assholes now. 199 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:34,067 W-W-We're gonna get purged, Morty. 200 00:07:34,309 --> 00:07:35,526 Help me up. 201 00:07:35,602 --> 00:07:36,945 Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. 202 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,647 Why don't we just use your portal gun? 203 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,902 It's in the car, dip-ass. 204 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,483 [grunts] Oh, god, it hurts. 205 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:43,068 She got me right in the goddamn liver, Morty. 206 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:45,070 It's the hardest-working liver in the galaxy, Morty, 207 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,072 and now it has a hole in it. I hope it was worth it. 208 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:48,790 I was just trying to do right. 209 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:51,084 Yeah, well, that's not really the theme of tonight's party. 210 00:07:51,326 --> 00:07:52,748 Heads up. Rapists. 211 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:54,079 Well, don't just stand there, Morty. 212 00:07:54,329 --> 00:07:55,296 - Purge 'em. - Me? 213 00:07:55,372 --> 00:07:57,215 No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? 214 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:59,133 Pick up a stick or something and kill them. 215 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:00,923 - Um, w-we come in peace. - [ screaming] 216 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,380 Oh- my god. [grunts] 217 00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:06,929 There's more where that came from! 218 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,305 You want to get purged, you bring it! 219 00:08:08,385 --> 00:08:11,264 Drop [belches] drop your shit! Drop it all. 220 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:13,019 Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. 221 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:14,691 I only had one of those things I threw. 222 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:16,439 I'm holding a box of Tic Tacs right now. 223 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:20,860 - Want some crackers? - No, thank you. 224 00:08:20,939 --> 00:08:22,532 Are you ready to be nice to me? 225 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,405 In exchange for crackers? 226 00:08:24,484 --> 00:08:27,158 - What happened to you? - Dad, get a job. 227 00:08:27,404 --> 00:08:29,827 You're trying to create drama because you're bored. 228 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:31,954 Oh. [ beeping, whirring ] 229 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,456 It's the space phone Grandpa gave us. 230 00:08:34,536 --> 00:08:36,379 - Hello? - Hey, Summer, it's Grandpa. 231 00:08:36,454 --> 00:08:38,252 I need you to do me a favor. 232 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:39,753 - I can barely hear you. - Who is it? 233 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,460 Morty and I are on a planet that's purging. 234 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:43,841 - I need you to take down -- - A plan that's what? 235 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,888 We're on a planet that's purging, Summer. Purging. 236 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:48,513 We lost our car and my gun, and we're in a purge. 237 00:08:48,591 --> 00:08:50,138 - Ooh, is it Taddi Mason? - Like the movie "The Purge"? 238 00:08:50,218 --> 00:08:51,970 Yes, I-l need you to take -- 239 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,351 - That movie sucked. - Oh, my god. Hold on. 240 00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:56,104 It's not Taddi Mason? 241 00:08:56,182 --> 00:08:57,855 Dad, who the fuck is Taddi Mason? 242 00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:59,026 - My friend. - Aah! 243 00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:00,570 Are you okay? I'm putting you on speaker. 244 00:09:00,645 --> 00:09:02,272 - Taddi? - Yes, Jerry, it's Taddi, 245 00:09:02,355 --> 00:09:04,073 a person no one's ever heard of until now, 246 00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:05,742 calling you on a space phone. 247 00:09:05,817 --> 00:09:07,410 JERRY: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. 248 00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:09,362 [ Growls ] 249 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:10,948 Aah! 250 00:09:11,031 --> 00:09:12,499 [growling ] 251 00:09:12,574 --> 00:09:14,542 [ Gunshots ] Reload, fast. 252 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:16,460 Summer, w-we need you to take down this number. 253 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:18,880 - Quit screwing around. - Morty? Are you all right? 254 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:21,049 - No! - Why are you with Taddi Mason? 255 00:09:21,124 --> 00:09:23,422 Holy shit Dad! Shut the fuck up! 256 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:26,971 Okay. I guess I'm just this entire family's toilet paper. 257 00:09:27,047 --> 00:09:29,049 Are you writing this down? Will you please write this down? 258 00:09:29,132 --> 00:09:32,227 - SUMMER: Yes, yes. - 7-7-1-9-8... 259 00:09:32,469 --> 00:09:36,224 - [growling] - ...3-6-4-2-1-1-2-5. 260 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,100 Aah! 261 00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:41,528 [ growling ] 262 00:09:41,603 --> 00:09:43,776 You son of a bitch! 263 00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:45,448 Morty, I don't want to be the "a little help" guy, 264 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:48,151 but a little help? 265 00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:50,077 - Aah! - Okay, I have a pen. Go. 266 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:53,828 7-7-1-9-8-3- 6-4-2-1-1-2-5. 267 00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:55,124 A spoon, Morty? 268 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,326 - A spoon?! - I'm sorry. 269 00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:58,082 There's a pile of silverware next to you, 270 00:09:58,161 --> 00:10:00,334 and you throw me the one thing that can never kill anything? 271 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,006 All right, okay! 272 00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:04,084 Summer, on the shelf above my workbench in the garage, 273 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:05,885 there's a red box with a keypad on it. 274 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,712 You're gonna take that box outside, 275 00:10:07,796 --> 00:10:10,094 and you're gonna type the number I just gave you into the keypad. 276 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,641 - Got it? - Got it. 277 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:13,468 Is it just part of growing up to hate your dad? 278 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:16,475 I'm ignoring you. 279 00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:18,397 Morty, if I can get to the top of that lighthouse, 280 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:20,521 I can send the beacon, and your sister can launch our package. 281 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,273 Just remember, if there's people in there 282 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:24,112 and they try to purge us, we got to purge them first. 283 00:10:24,187 --> 00:10:26,155 We're not purging anyone, Rick, all right? W-Will you stop it? 284 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:27,949 Morty, if we're gonna survive tonight, 285 00:10:28,024 --> 00:10:30,493 you're gonna need to harness your repressed rage. 286 00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:31,535 I don't have any! 287 00:10:31,611 --> 00:10:34,455 Spoken like a person with repressed rage. 288 00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:37,250 [doorbell rings] 289 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:39,077 I take no part in the festival. 290 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,583 If you desire to kill me, I only ask you do it quickly. 291 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:43,040 No such agenda, chief. 292 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,716 We're not too keen on the purge, either, sir. 293 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,919 We were just hoping to get on the roof of your lighthouse 294 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,844 so we can send a beacon to my sister on Earth. 295 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,638 - It's a different planet. - By the way, 296 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,466 life on other planets exists. Don't let it distract you. 297 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,894 I'll let you use my lighthouse for shelter and beacon-sending 298 00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:57,562 on the condition that you listen to my tale. 299 00:10:57,637 --> 00:10:59,514 - Okay. - Deal. 300 00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:01,395 All right, I'm gonna go to the roof and set things up. 301 00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:03,476 - Morty, you listen to his tale. - Okay. 302 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,234 [ Clears throat] 303 00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,615 "Fade in. Exterior. Unnamed city. Day. 304 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:15,697 The hustle and bustle is a symphony of progress. 305 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:18,408 We pan past windows, each of which contain a different story, 306 00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:21,540 to find Jacey Lakims, 28 -- hot, but doesn't know it. 307 00:11:21,619 --> 00:11:22,996 Jacey stops when her high heel gets caught 308 00:11:23,079 --> 00:11:24,706 in the grating of a sewer. 309 00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:27,292 Suddenly, a man steps into frame and points a gun at her. 310 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,465 This is not her day. 311 00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:30,966 Fade to black. 312 00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:33,969 Title -- 'three weeks earlier."' 313 00:11:36,342 --> 00:11:39,095 [sighs] You really don't want to talk to me about this. 314 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:41,557 Dad, Grandpa and Morty are in danger. 315 00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:43,186 You're unemployed, and you're bored. 316 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:45,985 - They're a higher priority. - Stop saying I'm unemployed! 317 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,314 Okay, 7-7-19-.8--.364---2-1-1 318 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:52,238 2 -- Aah! - Good lord! Now what? 319 00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:54,115 [whirring, humming] 320 00:11:54,194 --> 00:11:57,448 Look, I'm your father, and I love you is all I'm saying. 321 00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,749 - I'll leave it at that. - Fine, dad! 322 00:11:59,824 --> 00:12:01,246 [ Both scream ] 323 00:12:01,326 --> 00:12:04,079 Oh, he might have said to take it outside. 324 00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:05,459 RICK: Come on, Summer. 325 00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:07,757 How hard is it to type some numbers into a box? 326 00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,209 Target locked. [ device beeps] 327 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:10,760 Oh, thank god. 328 00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:13,304 Well, I did my job. Summer did her job. 329 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:16,883 Now all Morty has to do is finish listening to that tale. 330 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,344 BLANE: Maybe I don't need a new friend. 331 00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,892 JACEY: Maybe you're the only friend I need. 332 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:24,065 BLANE: Need, or want? 333 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,142 JACEY: I've never been much for wanting. 334 00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:28,775 BLANE: Spoken like someone with needs. 335 00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:30,025 - Oh, geez. - Hmm? 336 00:12:30,104 --> 00:12:32,027 Uh, sorry. K-Keep going. 337 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,949 "Jacey reaches out and touches his face. 338 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:35,368 It's clear he needs what she wants. 339 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,157 She's a woman. He's a man. 340 00:12:37,237 --> 00:12:39,831 The city burns in the background as he takes her in his arms. 341 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,078 Fade out. 342 00:12:41,157 --> 00:12:43,000 Title -- 'The End'... 343 00:12:43,076 --> 00:12:44,043 question mark." 344 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:45,415 - Wow. - Yeah? 345 00:12:45,662 --> 00:12:48,256 It's... G-Good job. Good job. 346 00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:49,833 - You liked it? - Of course I did. 347 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,714 You didn't laugh at the scene in the bar. 348 00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:54,763 I...thought it was funny, but I wanted to hear the rest. 349 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:56,589 Do you have any thoughts? Notes? 350 00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,721 No. I-l just enjoyed it. 351 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,973 That's my note, you know? Please write more. 352 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:03,180 - Seems a little insincere. - What? No. 353 00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:04,856 You don't have to mollycoddle me. 354 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,933 I want to improve my writing. Tell me your real thoughts. 355 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:09,940 All right. Well, um, I'm not a huge fan, personally, 356 00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:11,896 of the whole "three weeks earlier" teaser thing. 357 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,448 I feel like, you know, 358 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:14,862 we should start our stories where they begin 359 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:16,409 not start them where they get interest-- 360 00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:18,073 - Get out. - Um, what? 361 00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,870 No, I'm sick of this. You bang on my door, 362 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:21,869 you beg me to help you, I share something personal with you, 363 00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,291 and you take a giant shit on it. 364 00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:25,039 Hey, man, we asked if we could put up a beacon -- 365 00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:26,540 Well, you can't. I want you out of here. 366 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:28,041 You're a petty person, and you're insecure, 367 00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:29,964 and you're taking it out on me. That's a good script. 368 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,211 What the hell?! 369 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,417 I don't care. I want you out. 370 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,010 - What? - Take that thing down. 371 00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:35,962 Your grandson is a shitty person. Leave now. 372 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:37,467 - Morty! - Rick, I didn't do anything. 373 00:13:37,714 --> 00:13:39,216 I sat through his entire screenplay -- 374 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,471 You "sat through it"? 375 00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,435 Yes! Did you want me to weep with joy? 376 00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:45,226 - It's terrible! - Whoa Morty! We're guests here. 377 00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:48,024 I tried to be a good guest! He dragged it out of me! 378 00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:50,318 - I'm taking down this beacon. - No, stop! That's not fair! 379 00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:52,111 Just because you hate your own writing 380 00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:53,688 doesn't make me a bad person! 381 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:54,772 Aah! 382 00:13:56,316 --> 00:13:59,160 You like that? You want me to cut to three weeks earlier 383 00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:00,282 when you were alive? 384 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,160 RICK: Whoa, Morty. You just purged. 385 00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:05,037 Beacon arriving. [ device beeps] 386 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:06,868 Okay, time to go. 387 00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:08,953 - Well, terrific. - [sighs] 388 00:14:09,037 --> 00:14:11,916 Dad, what's going on? What's the deal here? 389 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,171 I just wanted to spend some time with my daughter. 390 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,923 You're growing up so fast. 391 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,925 - You used to be my little girl. - [ chuckles ] Yeah. 392 00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,426 Remember when we used to go to the playground, 393 00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:21,052 and I'd push you on the swings? 394 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:23,476 Oh, you could push me higher than all the other kids. 395 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:25,345 You were so small and cute. 396 00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,430 I thought you were gonna fly right off into the street. 397 00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,436 [ Chuckling ] I used to pee my pants. 398 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,734 I know, and now look at you! 399 00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,903 You have a job. You're making really good money. 400 00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,195 You're not paying any rent, 401 00:14:35,271 --> 00:14:37,194 so you have plenty of disposable income. 402 00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:38,616 Oh, god, Dad. Please, don't. 403 00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:40,364 I just need a few hundred dollars 404 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:42,366 to get through the month. I have some interviews coming up. 405 00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:44,118 Something's gonna come through. I can feel it. 406 00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:45,369 I'm going inside. 407 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,200 [door shuts] 408 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:49,627 [sighs] I guess this is what rock bottom feels like, Jerry. 409 00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:51,204 Ow! 410 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:53,210 It's okay, Morty. It's the purge, you know? 411 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,883 Pushing old lighthouse keepers down the stairs is totally cool. 412 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,381 It's not cool, Rick. l-l'm not like these people. 413 00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,338 I can't run around chopping people's heads off 414 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,765 one day a year and then sleep well the rest of the time. 415 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,013 Well, you better start getting used to it, little bitch, 416 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:07,391 because we got some fucking company. 417 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,097 Hey, there he is. 418 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,557 Here I am. 419 00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:18,064 [ Beacon whirring ] 420 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,359 Marl)'- 421 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,285 Time to [belches] purge. 422 00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:27,615 [ Gunfire, screaming] 423 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,369 [Tony! Toni! Toné!'s "Feels Good" plays ] 424 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,580 - [screaming] - ♪ It feels good ♪ 425 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,207 ♪ Yeah ♪ 426 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:36,882 ♪ It feels good ♪ 427 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,881 ♪ I feel it all in my soul ♪ 428 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,678 ♪ It feels good ♪ 429 00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,676 Geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it. 430 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,553 Never expected that out of you. 431 00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:46,851 All right, uh, let's go find my ship. 432 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:54,563 Hey, hey, Morty, Morty. There it is down there -- My ship. 433 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:55,856 It looks to me like the... 434 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:57,061 Morty? [gunfire] 435 00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:58,692 - Suck my dick! - ♪ It feels good J“ 436 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:00,068 Eat this! 437 00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,274 Ooh, boy, you're really, uh... 438 00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:02,574 - Ha-Ha! Ha! - I' It feels good J“ 439 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,573 You're really going for it over there, huh? 440 00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,412 I, uh [belches]... I think, uh [belches]... 441 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,080 I think those people were just hiding. 442 00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:09,703 I don't give a shit! [gunfire] 443 00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:11,500 Okay, Morty, now you're just shooting corpses. 444 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,294 - How do you like this? - Okay, buddy. 445 00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:14,996 All right. That's good. Good job. 446 00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:16,126 [ Screams ] 447 00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:17,878 Time to go home. 448 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,845 [weapon charging ] 449 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,217 Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! 450 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,470 I-I never intended to harm you, I swear. 451 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,722 I am trying to end the festival. 452 00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:31,304 - W-W-What do you mean? - I was going to use your ship 453 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:34,357 to destroy the rich assholes that run our society 454 00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:37,481 and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival. 455 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,188 Fuck that, Rick! We gotta kill her! Kill her! Kill her! 456 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,444 Whoa! Geez, Morty, purge it down a little. 457 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,070 "Purge! Don't purge!" 458 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,652 You're sending me mixed messages, Rick. 459 00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,199 Morty [belches]... you're acting like 460 00:16:47,278 --> 00:16:48,495 a [belches]... freaking lunatic. 461 00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:50,198 - Calm down. - Screw you, Rick! 462 00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:52,579 I'll purge you, too, you old, rickety piece of crap! 463 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,501 This has been a long time coming! 464 00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,170 I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out 465 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:57,542 and smear them all over your face! 466 00:16:57,622 --> 00:16:58,748 I ain't taking no sh-- 467 00:16:58,831 --> 00:17:00,674 - Aah! - Okay, s-sorry about that. 468 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,669 Now, where are these rich people? 469 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,923 [string quartet playing ] 470 00:17:07,173 --> 00:17:08,425 [glass clinking ] 471 00:17:08,508 --> 00:17:11,261 To another successful year of the festival, 472 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:15,065 pitting poor people against each other for thousands of years. 473 00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:17,062 [Tony! Toni! Toné!'s "Feels Good" plays ] 474 00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:19,064 Wait, w-where is that music coming from? 475 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,441 What is the meaning of this? - ♪ It feels good ♪ 476 00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:23,194 Here's the deal. I'm not here to judge. 477 00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:24,615 I'm just a guy from another planet. 478 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,237 But this girl is one of your poor people, 479 00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:27,785 and I guess you guys felt like it was okay 480 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,533 to subject her to inhuman conditions 481 00:17:29,612 --> 00:17:31,785 because there was no chance of it ever hurting you. 482 00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,662 It's sort of the socio-political equivalent 483 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:36,081 of, say, a suit of power armor around you. 484 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,130 But now things are evened out, so, Arthrisha? 485 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,253 [all gasp] 486 00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:43,551 Happy Festival cock suckers! 487 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,095 Suck my cock! Chew my balls! 488 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:47,387 Suck my huge dick! 489 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:48,510 - Geez. - ♪ It feels good ♪ 490 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,136 You want to get in on this, Rick? 491 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:52,514 No, I really -- Honestly, I-I've had my fill. 492 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,970 It's gratuitous at this point. 493 00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:55,350 You sure you don't want to join in? 494 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:57,102 This is really amazing. - ♪ It feels good ♪ 495 00:17:57,181 --> 00:17:59,684 Yeah, but -- Ah, all right. Fuck it. 496 00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:02,528 ♪ It feels good ♪ 497 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,230 Yeah, bitch, what's up? 498 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:10,411 ♪ It feels good ♪ 499 00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:11,703 ♪ Yeah ♪ 500 00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,281 ♪ It feels good ♪ 501 00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,162 Whoa! 502 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,243 ♪ Ohh, it feels good ♪ 503 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:19,169 Okay, now it's time we do a little dancing 504 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,623 to -- to Tony! Toni! Toné! - ♪ It feels good, yeah ♪ 505 00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:23,549 Look at my fucking feet, motherfucker! 506 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,718 Whoo! Aw, yeah! ♪ It feels good ♪ 507 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,420 Arthrisha, what do you got? 508 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:28,846 Check this move out. ♪ Oh, it feels good ♪ 509 00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:31,595 [ belches] Oh, ho! 510 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:34,427 I don't know what song that is, but I fucking love it! 511 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:35,853 "Feels Good." 512 00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:37,680 It's a fucking hit song. - ♪ It feels good ♪ 513 00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:39,686 Topped the charts, I think. Ho, ho! 514 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:42,109 I Oh, it feels good P 515 00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:43,652 [ rooster crows ] 516 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,150 Hey, thanks for helping me, Rick. 517 00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:46,697 You're a pretty great guy. 518 00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:48,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you for shooting my liver. 519 00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:50,318 I'll see you around. 520 00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,620 Oh, man. What -- What happened? 521 00:18:52,695 --> 00:18:54,163 Don't worry about it, Morty. 522 00:18:54,238 --> 00:18:55,581 Listen, if you wanted to try to get a piece, 523 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,284 you better hurry up. Now's your last chance. 524 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,290 Hey, hey, Arthrisha, um, maybe I could -- 525 00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,292 Uh, I have a boyfriend. 526 00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:03,714 - Okay. - I'm not trying to be rude. 527 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,211 I just -- I don't want to lead you on. 528 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,134 I-I-I understand. 529 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:09,678 I mean, thank you so much for helping end the festival, 530 00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:12,553 but I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just -- 531 00:19:12,632 --> 00:19:14,259 Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. 532 00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:15,514 I took it okay the first time, 533 00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:17,186 and now you're just repeating stuff. 534 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:19,013 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 535 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:22,350 Oh, you're so sweet, I just -- Oh, but I can't. 536 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,901 Yeah, you're still doing it. 537 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:27,606 It won't be easy creating a new society from the ground up. 538 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,033 Well, a helpful rule might be if you need something, you get it. 539 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,781 - Pretty simple, right'? - I need food. 540 00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,621 - Who's got food for that guy'? - I do, but this is for me. 541 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,948 Can't you make some more? 542 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:39,500 Oh, sure. And while I'm making food for everyone, 543 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:41,498 who takes care of my kids? 544 00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:45,502 I'll take care of your kids, if I get some extra food for it. 545 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:47,003 Extra food? 546 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,836 Well, I'm not gonna do extra work if we all get the same. 547 00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:51,508 All right, okay, fair is fair. 548 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:53,385 If you do extra work, you get extra food. 549 00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:55,262 - Oh. - [all murmuring ] 550 00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:56,593 Who's gonna keep track 551 00:19:56,676 --> 00:19:59,020 of who gets how much food for how much work? 552 00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,642 Hello. I can do that. 553 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,473 I'll keep track of everyone's food, 554 00:20:02,556 --> 00:20:04,229 you know, in exchange for food. 555 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:05,730 That's not a real job! 556 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,812 Oh, and making food is? 557 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:10,239 You son of a bitch! 558 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:11,531 Eat this! 559 00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:13,609 [all screaming] 560 00:20:13,693 --> 00:20:15,821 Guys, guys, guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 561 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:18,406 Cool it, now. Take it easy. 562 00:20:18,489 --> 00:20:20,708 There's too much aggression here. 563 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:22,831 What if we designate a period of time 564 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:26,084 during which we can all get this hate, murder, 565 00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:29,007 and rage out of our system -- 566 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,551 I can't help but feel ashamed 567 00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:32,219 about what I did back there, Rick. 568 00:20:32,294 --> 00:20:34,467 I guess you were right. I've got a lot of repressed stuff 569 00:20:34,547 --> 00:20:36,549 I need to deal with. - Don't worry about it, Morty. 570 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,350 Remember those candy bars earlier... 571 00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:40,554 that we got in the first act? - Yeah, what about them? 572 00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:42,809 Turns out they have a chemical in them called purgenol 573 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:44,731 that amplifies all your violent tendencies. 574 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,980 Oh, boy. Whew! Thank goodness for that, huh? 575 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:48,231 That's a relief. 576 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,436 Yep. Don't even sweat. 577 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,737 You're still the same old Morty. 578 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:53,737 Your character's totally protected. 579 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:56,820 I It feels good I 580 00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,745 ♪♪ 581 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:30,611 MAN: And there's the approach. 582 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:32,859 Jerry, what is "Taddi Mason LLC," 583 00:21:32,938 --> 00:21:35,032 and why is our phone bill $700? 584 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:36,700 - Uh... - Hey, are you bored... 585 00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:38,198 - Uh... - ...lonely, 586 00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,699 just looking for a friend? 587 00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:41,281 Call me, Taddi Mason. 588 00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:42,865 It's only $1.99 a minute to talk. 589 00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:44,621 - Uh... - Sign up today, 590 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,577 and I'll even call you on a regular basis... 591 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:48,037 - Uh... - ...for just $1.99 a minute. 592 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,373 That's a steal because I'm a great pal. 593 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,879 We could talk about sports or barbecue. 594 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:53,959 [grunts] 595 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,883 Jerry, get a job. 596 00:21:56,962 --> 00:21:58,384 Oh, my god! 597 00:21:58,464 --> 00:21:59,886 Did you get any of that? 598 00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,933 It's-a good-a show!