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Anyway, that's how I
escaped from space prison!
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Oh, scary place.
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Wow, Rick! That's - That's
one - one heck of a story.
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I sure do wish I could have been
there to see it happen. Oh, come on.
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Who wants to watch a mad
scientist use handmade sci-fi tools
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to take out highly trained
alien guards
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when we can sit here
and be a family at Shoney's?
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Dad, it's great to have you
back, no matter where we are,
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but wouldn't you like
to go home?
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Emotionally speaking, honey,
Shoney's is my home.
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Yeah, but you just
got out of prison.
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I mean, how much of a step up
from that is -
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Jerry, get out of the booth,
take all your clothes off,
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and fold yourself
12 times.
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You got it.
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Six folds, huh?
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W- W-What, have you guys got me
in a Series 9000?
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You cheap insect didn't think
I was worth your best equipment?
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Man, I told the money bugs.
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I said, "You know
who this guy is, right?
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You want me to get intel
out of the smartest mammal
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in the galaxy, you better
give me a decent brainalyzer. "
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Well, you might as well
order some pancakes,
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because I don't see the need
to leave this part of my brain.
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Oh, I think you do.
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Eventually, you're either gonna
relax your cerebellum...
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Shoney's... or the Series 9000
is going to turn it into mush.
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Relaxed enough?
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I admire you, Rick.
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When I -
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Rick, here's -
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What's going on?
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It's hard to tell. He may have
manifested some sort of butt.
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He can do that?
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He is the smartest man
in the universe.
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♪
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I tell ya, the Galactic
Federation taking over Earth -
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best thing that's ever happened
to this family.
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I just got my sixth promotion
this week,
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and I still don't know
what I do.
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Who cares how high
they promote you?
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Everyone just gets paid
in pills.
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Well, when you're not sure
what you do for a living,
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youcan make your own rules.
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Summer, show your father
some respect.
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He's pulling down
a six-chewable figure income.
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I'll get that in a moment.
How are everyone's pills?
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Oh, Morty, you've hardly
touched your pills.
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I kind of had big pills
for lunch, and I
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wasn't gonna eat
any more pills.
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Thank you, Conroy.
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You spoil us,
Conroy.
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Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up
with this!
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Stop saying his name!
He abandoned us.
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Willem Dafoe!
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Th-That's the guy I couldn't
think of this morning.
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Don't make
my mistake, Summer.
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Don't deify the people
that leave you.
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You'll end up a horse surgeon
in a world controlled by aliens
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whose medicine
keeps horses
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healthy forever.
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Horses live longer
than tortoises now.
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Is that what you want
for yourself?
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Maybe I just want you to care
if I run away yelling!
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Who saved room
for pill brulee?
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Ooh!
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I can see why you chose
this family-friendly restaurant
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to represent
your cerebellum.
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So safe, so comfortable,
so Shoney's.
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But admit it, Rick - you're
going crazy cooped up in here.
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Let's go visit
some memories.
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Oh,
any particular ones?
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You want to see
my first boner,
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or should we go straight
to the moment
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I discovered
interdimensional travel?
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Ooh, your little flappy doodles
are twitching.
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Does that mean you're aroused,
or did you just get a signal
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that one of your buddies
found a grape?
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It's arousal.
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Yes, I'd like very much
to visit the memory
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of you inventing
your portal gun.
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Yeah, well, tough titties.
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There's no tougher titty
than a psychotic break, Rick.
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Well, that depends on who breaks
first - me or the titty.
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Someone special
you remember?
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Is that your memory of her
out there -
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between where you were
on 9/11
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and your favorite
sports blooper?
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If we stay here, you'll die,
along with all your memories.
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If you take me
where I want to go...
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she'll be there, too,
won't she?
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The day I invented the portal
gun is the day I lost her.
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Oh,
that sounds cool.
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I can get what I want
and you can say goodbye.
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Fine, but I'm driving.
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...as an excuse
to strip away our freedom.
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Huh? What are you -
What are you doing?
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Grandpa Rick must have
some secret lab, right?
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With, like, laser guns and
jets packs and a space tank!
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And we can go
break him out of prison!
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Look at these dead flies!
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Maybe if we arrange them
in a certain order,
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it plays a hologram
or it opens a secret door.
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Summer,
you're freaking me out.
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I know things have changed
a lot, and I know you miss Rick,
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but getting him back
wouldn't make things better.
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And, you know,
we're not doing so bad.
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We're miserable, Morty!
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There's a mandatory curfew,
their weird calendar made me 47,
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and they weaponized
the Eiffel Tower!
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Hey, I like being 35.
I- I can rent a car now.
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Because you suck.
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You've been keeping
your lip zipped about it
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since Grandpa got arrested,
but the fact is,
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you're freaking stoked
to bail on him.
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He bails on everybody!
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He bailed on Mom
when she was a kid!
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He - He bailed
on tiny planet!
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And in case I never made this
clear to you, Summer,
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he bailed on you.
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He left you to rot
in a world that he ruined
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because he doesn't care!
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Because nobody's special to him,
Summer,
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not even himself.
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So, if you really want your
grandpa back, grab a shovel.
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The one that won't let you down
is buried in your backyard!
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You're right!
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What?!
No, I'm not right.
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I- I was using
ghoulish overkill!
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Ghoulish overkill,
Summer!
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Oh, God!
Oh, God!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Where are we going?
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To the day it all began...
and ended.
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The moment
that changed everything.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Yeah, I'd like to get
a 10-piece McNugget
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and a bunch
of the Szechuan sauce.
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Like, as much as you're allowed
to give me.
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In 1998, they had this promotion
for the Disney film "Mulan,"
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where they -
where they -
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they created a new sauce
for the McNuggets
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called Szechuan sauce,
and it's delicious!
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And then they got rid of it,
and now it's gone.
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This is the only place we're gonna
be able to try it, is in my memory.
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Rick, you're doing this bit
while your brain is melting.
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Okay. All right,
all right.
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Is that...
Me.
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I used to wear
blue pants.
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When'd you make the leap
to interdimensional travel?
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I didn't.
I did.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't us.
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You know the worst part
about inventing teleportation?
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Suddenly, you're able to travel
the whole galaxy,
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and the first thing
you learn is,
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you're the last guy
to invent teleportation.
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Fortunately, you're about to
invent something much more powerful.
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What?
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Summer, nobody has to know
about that.
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We could put it right back
and pretend we never saw it,
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like we did
with Dad's mannequin leg.
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Fine, stay here.
I'll rescue Grandpa myself.
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And how are you gonna do
that? I don't know yet.
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I'll make it up
as I go.
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That's what
Grandpa Rick does.
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That's what heroes do.
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Y- You want to see
what a hero Rick is?
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I- I'll bring you somewhere,
Summer.
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Um...
My goodness, children.
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Relinquish
the illegal technology
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to the nearest
Federation representative.
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And then
we'll all play Balderdash.
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Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh! My goo-
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Oh, my God.
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I have
that exact same top.
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What is this place?
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And what's with
"Hunger Games" Summer?
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That's my sister.
This used to be my home.
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Imagine doing
anything you want,
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then hopping to a timeline
where you never did it.
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Imagine going anywhere,
anytime,
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with nobody able
to stop you.
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Sounds lonely.
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Lonely? Dude,
you have yourself -
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your infinite selves.
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It's a nonstop party
where all the guests
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are the only person
we like.
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You think it's cool
being the smartest man on Earth,
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but once we give you
this technology,
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you become the smartest thing
in every conceivable universe -
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the Infinite Rick,
a god.
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Eh, pass.
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Excuse me?
Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
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Who do you think
you are?
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A different kind of Rick,
I guess.
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Well, we'll see how long
that lasts.
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I heard
sci-fi noises.
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Did you make
a breakthrough?
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Sort of.
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I just took
a long look at myself,
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and I don't think this
science thing is gonna pay off.
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Well, why don't I get Beth
and we'll go out for ice cream?
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That, Dianne,
is the last great idea
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that will ever be had
in this garage.
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Good roasted Cronenberg,
I assume.
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Mom, you're looking...
feral.
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I can't believe
Rick did this.
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These are the parts
of Rick's adventures
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you don't get to see -
the parts he leaves behind.
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All right,
it's been great, guys.
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I really only wanted to stop by
here for a quick "I told ya so. "
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So, uh...
Looking for this?
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What are you doing
with that?!
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It stinks of Rick.
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No! Why?!
Why would you do that?!
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W- W-What is the matter
with you people?!
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You can never leave.
She cannot remain.
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She stinks of Rick.
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00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,306
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
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I'm Morty C-137.
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We detected a compromised
portal gun. Where is your Rick?
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He's in prison.
Summer.
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He got captured
by the Federation
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and we were going to
rescue him.
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Very troubling.
We can't risk Citadel secrets
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falling into
the Federation's hands.
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We'll dispatch S.E.A.L.
Team Ricks immediately
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to break into the prison
holding C-137.
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Boo-yah.
And assassinate him.
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Boo-nah?
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Come on, girls!
The ice cream's gonna melt.
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Nooooooo!
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Wow.
This sauce is amazing.
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You said it was promoting
a movie?
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Carry the three,
add a two.
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I got it.
I got it.
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Whoa.
I- Is that it, the portal gun?
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Yeah.
That's the three lines of math
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that separates my life as a man
from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
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Awesome-possum.
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00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:14,961
Mission Control,
you getting this?
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Holy shit, yes!
Yes, we got it! Yeah!
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Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember
to shut off the brainalyzer.
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00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:23,111
Actually, I think
it shuts off automatically
246
00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:24,514
once your brain
is liquid.
247
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:25,716
Don't know,
don't care.
248
00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,620
Pull me out.
249
00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:29,457
Hey, pull me out.
Can you hear me?
250
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,394
Nope, they cannot.
Why not?
251
00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:34,233
Because the code you just uploaded
wasn't actually my portal-gun formula,
252
00:10:34,235 --> 00:10:37,072
it was a virus giving me full
control over the brainalyzer.
253
00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:38,842
What are you talking about?
This is a memory.
254
00:10:38,844 --> 00:10:40,746
Y- You can't alter details
of a memory.
255
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,950
True, but you can alter
anything you want
256
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,389
about a totally fabricated
origin story.
257
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:48,094
It's a trap! Abort!
I'm still in his Shoney's!
258
00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:50,064
Repeat - we never left
his Shoney's!
259
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,369
Mission accomplished, boys.
Pull me out.
260
00:10:52,371 --> 00:10:53,605
Roger that.
261
00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:54,807
Okay, have fun in what's left
of my brain.
262
00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:56,177
I'm gonna transfer
to yours.
263
00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:58,181
Oh, there's not enough room
for all my genius,
264
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,219
so I'm leaving you with
my fear of wicker furniture,
265
00:11:00,221 --> 00:11:01,721
my desire
to play the trumpet,
266
00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:03,225
my tentative plans
to purchase a hat,
267
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,894
and six years
of improv workshops.
268
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,264
Comedy comes in threes.
269
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,867
It's a trap! Abort!
We never left his -
270
00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:12,143
No!
271
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,117
Another day,
another dollar.
272
00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:17,720
Am I great insect creature
or what?!
273
00:11:17,722 --> 00:11:18,889
Congratulations, Agent.
274
00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:20,526
You'll be highly commended
for this.
275
00:11:20,528 --> 00:11:22,596
Always wait for permission
to feel accomplishment.
276
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,001
That's my motto. One
thing still perplexes me -
277
00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:26,805
why would Rick Sanchez
turn himself in?
278
00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:29,277
Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug,
but it's possible Rick knew
279
00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,046
he'd be interrogated
at this facility,
280
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:32,817
where we not only keep
our most wanted,
281
00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,287
but our
most sensitive data.
282
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:36,089
Anyone here with level-nine
access could
283
00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,827
I don't know,
collapse a government.
284
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,230
I'm just gonna go
take a dump.
285
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,301
Is it cool if I use
the level-nine bathroom?
286
00:11:41,303 --> 00:11:43,738
W- W-What's the level-nine
master access code again?
287
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,277
Oh, that's easy -
8-3...
288
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:47,313
Yeah!
289
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,982
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
in the house!
290
00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:52,556
Hi, Rick.
291
00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:53,992
Bye, Rick.
292
00:11:57,902 --> 00:11:59,537
D-99, y-you okay?
293
00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,280
I'm bummed I didn't get to give
that insect dick a test-drive.
294
00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,184
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
T- The Council of Ricks sent us.
295
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:07,386
We have
your Morty and Summer.
296
00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:08,889
They're prisoners
on the Citadel.
297
00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,225
Great!
298
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:12,529
Security breach in room 6755.
299
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,967
Lovely. Not only
is my plan screwed up,
300
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,471
I also forgot
how to improvise.
301
00:12:16,473 --> 00:12:18,441
All security people approach.
302
00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,577
Security breach.
303
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,428
A city of Grandpas?
304
00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,165
Morty:
It's the Citadel of Ricks.
305
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,968
All the different Ricks
from all the different realities
306
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,638
got together to hide here
from the government.
307
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,409
But if every Rick
hates the government,
308
00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:36,878
why would they
hate Grandpa?
309
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,882
Because Ricks hate themselves
the most.
310
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,587
And our Rick
is the most... himself.
311
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:42,890
Not anymore, homey.
312
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,327
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
turned his unibrow
313
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:46,764
into two brows -
with a bullet.
314
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,839
Your Rick's dead!
Your Rick's dead!
315
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:56,417
Sir, Rick D-99 is returning
from the mission alone.
316
00:12:56,419 --> 00:12:59,490
Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
suffered heavy casualties.
317
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:00,759
Bring him in.
318
00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:03,631
He says he'll only talk to
a Rick with higher clearance.
319
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:05,369
La-di-da.
Give me that.
320
00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:08,908
D-99, this is the commander in
chief of the Citadel's militia.
321
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,013
Go -
good enough.
322
00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:15,522
He's a spy. Blow him up.
I'm gonna go take a shit.
323
00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:17,793
Operating
an unregistered portal gun,
324
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,363
radicalizing a Summer,
325
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,033
conspiring with
a traitorous Rick.
326
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,236
How do you plead?
327
00:13:22,238 --> 00:13:23,671
How is this
a fair trial?
328
00:13:23,673 --> 00:13:25,175
O- Our lawyer
is a Morty.
329
00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:27,479
It's not fair, you have no
rights, and he's not a lawyer.
330
00:13:27,481 --> 00:13:29,216
We just keep him here
because he's fun.
331
00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,619
Look at him go.
332
00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:31,754
Ha ha, yeah!
333
00:13:31,756 --> 00:13:34,293
We'll be lenient
if you renounce your Rick.
334
00:13:34,295 --> 00:13:35,729
What say you, Summer?
335
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,931
I say you!
336
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,535
My grandpa was my hero.
337
00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:40,372
You killed him
because you were jealous of him.
338
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:42,041
That's pretty obvious
from the haircuts.
339
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,346
So do what you want to me,
but let my brother go.
340
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,982
He already
renounced Rick.
341
00:13:45,984 --> 00:13:47,152
Morty?
342
00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:48,588
What?
343
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:51,194
N- No, I don't want to see
your Pog collection.
344
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:53,565
I don't renounce Rick,
and I never have.
345
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,069
I was just trying
to protect my sister.
346
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,739
I wanted you to have
a normal life.
347
00:13:57,741 --> 00:13:59,710
That's something you can't have
when Rick shows up.
348
00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:02,516
Everything real turns fake.
Everything right is wrong.
349
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:05,288
All you know is that you know
nothing and he knows everything.
350
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:08,060
And, well - well,
he's not a villain, Summer,
351
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,797
but he shouldn't be
your hero.
352
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:13,138
He's more like a demon
or a super up god.
353
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,408
Let's not suck the ghost
of his too hard.
354
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,944
He was a terrorist,
and now he's dead.
355
00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:18,915
Oh, yeah? If you think
my Rick's dead, he's alive.
356
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,086
And if you think you're safe,
he's coming for you!
357
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:28,902
Hey, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing in here?
358
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,407
This area's for teleporting
the entire Citadel
359
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:34,045
to somewhere else
using only buttons and dials.
360
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,682
Yeah, well,
it's a bad idea
361
00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:38,655
to have it designed
that way then, isn't it?
362
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,602
What the
363
00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:48,174
We just teleported into
a galactic federal prison.
364
00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:50,679
I'm gonna go take a shit.
365
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,115
Lawyer Morty:
Order in the court!
366
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:53,918
Whoa! What the hell?!
Oh, my God!
367
00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,463
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
368
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:06,611
Whoa!
369
00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:17,366
The Citadel's been teleported
to Federation space.
370
00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:19,903
It's doomed.
This has to be C-137, you guys.
371
00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:21,641
What are we gonna do?!
You know he's coming for us.
372
00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,878
All right, calm down!
We have his Summer as a hostage.
373
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,014
Obviously, I get her.
374
00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:27,552
You guys play Rick, Laser,
Scissors for the Morty.
375
00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,625
W- W-What the hell
is that?
376
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:32,162
Payback.
377
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,270
Grandpa Rick!
378
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:37,873
Duh!
You're alive!
379
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,178
Rick! Morty, take this.
You're gonna need it later.
380
00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:46,424
Hold on, hold on.
Whoa!
381
00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:48,060
Council Member:
That's enough, Rick.
382
00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:49,830
What - What's this
supposed to accomplish?
383
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,834
We have infinite
grandkids.
384
00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:53,805
You're trying to use Disney
bucks at a Caesar's Palace here.
385
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,410
That's a bluff.
He's bluffing, sir. He loves me.
386
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,948
You're a rogue Rick -
irrational, passionate.
387
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,654
You love your grandkids.
You came to rescue them.
388
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,491
I came to kill you,
bro.
389
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:05,027
That's not even
my original Summer.
390
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,864
Oh, my God. He's not bluffing.
He's not bluffing!
391
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,835
R- Rick?
Why not shoot through her?
392
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,106
20 yards, nine-gauge
plasma pistol,
393
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,544
My first shot would liquify
her insides and injure you,
394
00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:15,215
second shot adds recoil.
395
00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:17,419
The risk to me is minimized
if I wait for you to shoot her,
396
00:16:17,421 --> 00:16:18,821
which I'm encouraging you
to do.
397
00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:20,392
What the
Or let her go,
398
00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:22,162
which I will reward
with a quicker death.
399
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:23,765
Because you love her!
400
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,504
Because it's incentive for you
to give me my cleanest shot,
401
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,174
which will be your
least painful death.
402
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:30,678
But if you want to die slower
than that, I'm super into it.
403
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,682
All you got to do to get
that started is kill the girl.
404
00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:35,053
I hate you!
Not an issue, sweetie.
405
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:36,924
That's enough!
Drop the gun, Rick!
406
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,795
Morty, I know you're too stupid
to get this,
407
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,465
but you're really
this up right now.
408
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,003
I'm not letting you let my
sister die! Drop the gun!
409
00:16:43,005 --> 00:16:45,007
I wasn't gonna let her die,
you moron!
410
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:46,177
Ha!
Aww.
411
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,846
The point is hethought
I was going to.
412
00:16:47,848 --> 00:16:49,249
I totally did,
by the way.
413
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,718
You're a
moron, Morty.
414
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,021
Morty,
you idiot!
415
00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,724
You're a serious
idiot, Morty!
416
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:55,295
You basically
killed us all!
417
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,931
You're the worst! You're
as dumb as a bag of sand.
418
00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:04,480
Who's stupid now,
bitch?!
419
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,517
Morty,
we just got him back!
420
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,256
That was amazing,
Morty.
421
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,625
Oh, my God.
Wow.
422
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:11,961
Okay, let's wrap this...
423
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,368
Good job, Morty.
Let's go, kids.
424
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:16,704
What?!
What happened?
425
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,441
Oldest Rick trick
in the book.
426
00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:20,545
"Fake gun,
shoot me in standoff. "
427
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:21,814
Brilliant.
Ha, yeah.
428
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:24,353
G- Good thing
I saw that note.
429
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,402
Can't we just
portal home?
430
00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:34,139
Not until I finish
what I started.
431
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:37,077
And that is how you get
level-nine access
432
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:38,581
without a password.
433
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,318
Freeze!
434
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,188
Employee of the month,
ladies and gentlemen.
435
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,293
So, what are you doing
with level-nine access anyways?
436
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:47,097
Destroying the galactic
government. Awesome! Whoa, cool!
437
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,169
Are you going to set all their
nukes to target each other?
438
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:50,972
Ooh, or - or reprogram
their military portals
439
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:52,642
to disintegrate
their entire space fleet?
440
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,680
Good pitches, kids.
I'm almost proud.
441
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,984
But watch closely as Grandpa
topples an empire
442
00:17:56,986 --> 00:18:00,224
by changing a one...
to a zero.
443
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,735
Mr. President, the Blemflarck's
value just dropped to nothing.
444
00:18:05,737 --> 00:18:09,075
What do you mean? I mean, our
single centralized galactic currency
445
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:12,882
just went from being worth one
of itself to zero of itself.
446
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,753
Calm down, people.
447
00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:17,125
Deploy the galactic militia
and declare martial law.
448
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,127
Yes, sir.
449
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:19,997
Uh, what should I
pay them with?
450
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,902
Their payment is the honor
they'll feel to serve their -
451
00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,906
Wait. Who's paying me
to yell at this guy?
452
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:27,345
I can answer that -
for money.
453
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,848
I never thought I'd live
to see this day.
454
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,218
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen!
455
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,689
There's a solution here
you're not seeing.
456
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:37,899
Give me your jacket!
Give me those pants!
457
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:45,948
Insectoid Employee: There's
no rich people or poor people!
458
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,686
I want more jackets!
459
00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:50,391
He who controls the pants
controls the galaxy!
460
00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:08,828
No longer will the insects
have domain over surface world!
461
00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:19,014
Jerry, what the hell
is happening?!
462
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:21,120
The galactic government
collapsed.
463
00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:22,355
Are you okay?
464
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,024
Look, I-I'm not proud to share
this, but the truth is,
465
00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:25,795
I just kept crawling,
and it kept working.
466
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,599
Oh, I'm glad
you're okay.
467
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,673
Are we ever going to stop paying
for indulging your father?
468
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:34,579
Our children, our planet,
our jobs?
469
00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:36,048
Is there anything left
to lose?
470
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,420
Just each other,
and I'll never let you go.
471
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:41,527
And I'm so sorry
I ever did this to us.
472
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:44,399
Guess who dismantled
the government?
473
00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:46,370
Please don't leave me
again. I never will, baby.
474
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,340
I was right.
He turned himself in on purpose.
475
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:49,743
It was all part
of his plan!
476
00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:51,313
Jerry, is there any
light beer left?
477
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,082
It's insane what you miss
in prison.
478
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:55,086
Um... okay.
No.
479
00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:57,192
No, no, no.
Foot down time.
480
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,794
No, you're right.
Where's the vodka?
481
00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:01,032
Beth,
it's him or me!
482
00:20:04,408 --> 00:20:06,910
Seems like you guys
need some privacy.
483
00:20:06,912 --> 00:20:09,216
I'll, uh -
I'll be in the garage.
484
00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:14,659
What the
Not cool, Jerry!
485
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:18,467
A man's garage
is his castle.
486
00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:25,815
Jerry's going to...
487
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,886
spend some time...
488
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:29,155
divorced.
489
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,858
Oh, I-I'm sorry
to hear that, sweetie.
490
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,262
I hope I had nothing
to do with that.
491
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,033
Oh, God, Dad, that is not
your burden to bear.
492
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,872
I feel terrible
that I misjudged you.
493
00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:39,676
This is gonna be good
for Jerry.
494
00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:41,613
For everybody.
For everybody.
495
00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:44,786
I better tend to Jerry
496
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,425
before he changes his mind
and doesn't move out.
497
00:20:47,427 --> 00:20:49,796
I will leave you two
to your adventures.
498
00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:51,500
Oh, my God. Nancy says
499
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:54,004
they're drawing and quartering
aliens in the school courtyard,
500
00:20:54,006 --> 00:20:56,310
and it technically counts
as patriotism.
501
00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:59,249
Geez! Are my parents seriously
gonna get divorced?
502
00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:00,685
All right, Rick,
I'm gonna go to my -
503
00:21:00,687 --> 00:21:02,522
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
504
00:21:02,524 --> 00:21:05,093
We've got adventures to go on,
Morty - just you and me -
505
00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:07,165
and sometimes your sister
and sometimes your mom,
506
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,667
but never your dad.
507
00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:10,171
You want to know why, Morty?
Because he crossed me.
508
00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:12,007
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T- T-That's dark.
509
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,477
Oh, it gets darker,
Morty.
510
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:15,448
Welcome to the darkest year
of our adventures.
511
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,986
First thing that's different
- no more Dad, Morty. Oh, geez.
512
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,522
He threatened to turn me in
to the government,
513
00:21:19,524 --> 00:21:21,593
so I made him
and the government go away.
514
00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:22,862
Oh
515
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,234
I've replaced them both
as the de facto patriarch
516
00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,970
of your family
and your universe.
517
00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:28,874
Your mom wouldn't have accepted
me if I came home... Oh, man.
518
00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:30,444
...without you
and your sister,
519
00:21:30,446 --> 00:21:32,281
so now you know the real
reason I rescued you. Oh!
520
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,851
I just took over the family,
Morty, and if you tell your mom...
521
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,988
Oh, man... or sister I said
any of this, I'll deny it,
522
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,525
You're gonna deny it... and they'll
take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
523
00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,028
And now you're gonna have to go... Oh.
524
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:40,698
...and do whatever I say,
Morty, forever!
525
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,602
And I'll - I'll go out
and I'll find some more of that
526
00:21:42,604 --> 00:21:45,708
"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki
dipping sauce, Morty.
527
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,113
What are you talking about? Because that's
- that's what this is all about, Morty.
528
00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:49,716
Szechuan?
That's my one-armed man!
529
00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:51,853
I'm not driven by avenging
my dead family, Morty!
530
00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:53,157
That was fake.
531
00:21:53,159 --> 00:21:54,692
I- I-I'm driven by finding
that McNugget sauce.
532
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,997
McNuggets? I want that
"Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty!
533
00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:58,300
That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell?
534
00:21:58,302 --> 00:22:00,604
If it takes
nine seasons,
535
00:22:00,606 --> 00:22:03,243
I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan
sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick?
536
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:05,181
That's what's gonna take us all the way to
the end, Morty. What are you talking about?!
537
00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:06,783
Season - Nine more
seasons, Morty.
538
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:09,222
Nine more seasons until I get
that dipping Szechuan sauce.
539
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:11,193
What is that?!
For 97 more years, Morty!
540
00:22:11,195 --> 00:22:12,395
What are you
talking about?!
541
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,064
I want that McNugget sauce,
Morty!
542
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:50,504
Is it ready?
543
00:22:50,506 --> 00:22:52,073
Yes.
We can bring it online now.
544
00:22:52,075 --> 00:22:53,477
Do it.
545
00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:59,589
I am Phoenix Person.
546
00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:01,626
Phoenix Person?
Is that what we settled on?
547
00:23:01,628 --> 00:23:03,630
I thought we all agreed
on Cyber Bird.
548
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,334
You said you didn't care
what he was called
549
00:23:05,336 --> 00:23:06,870
as long as
we brought him back.
550
00:23:06,872 --> 00:23:08,340
Yeah,
but Phoenix Person?
551
00:23:08,342 --> 00:23:09,943
Fine it.
Who cares?
552
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,150
Ka-kaw!