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Ohh!
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Summer, next time we're hiding
in a Colorkian echo nest,
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can you do me a favor
and turn your ringer off?
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It's called "carpe diam."
Morty.
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-Look it up.
-You look it up!
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Y-Y-You don't even -- You don't
even know what it means!
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That's because
losers look stuff up
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while the rest of us
are carpin' all them diems.
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Listen to your sister, Morty.
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To live is to risk it all.
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Otherwise,
you're just an inert chunk
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of randomly assembled molecules
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drifting wherever
the universe blows you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Jerry, I didn't see you there.
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H-How much of that did you hear?
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All of it.
You were looking right at me.
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[Sighs] I just wanted
to say goodbye to the kids.
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Cool.
Just stay in the driveway.
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The killbots are live, and
I took you off the white list.
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W-We'll see you every other
weekend, though, right?
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Absolutely, Morty.
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A-And your Mom's lawyer says
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if I can get enough
in the settlement,
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he can help me
sue for full custody.
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Th-That'll be nice.
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-Uh. Summer, Dad's leaving.
-Bye, Dad.
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Rick, didn't you say
you needed my help
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on an adventure immediately
somewhere else --
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I don't care --
even if it might kill us?
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I did not, but if you're
really that alienated,
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I'm as willing to exploit it
as the next guy, church, army,
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or Olympic gymnastics trainer.
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I'm ready when you are.
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Bitch, I was ready yest-
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Bye, sweetie.
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Well, I-I better...
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Sure.
Sounds important
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If you're looking for our kids,
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your father did a-a portal,
uh...
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Okay.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Wind whistling]
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[Wind chimes tinkling]
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WIND:
[Soft voice] Loser.
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What?
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Hello?
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[Dramatic music plays]
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[Whooping]
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[Gunshots]
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Morty, shoot the Mohawk guy!
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-They all have Mohawks!
-High fade,
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Chartreuse with cyan highlights,
layered on top.
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Shoot him!
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[Gunshot]
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Ah!
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Light them up.
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Ahh!
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Fuck!
Get in the game. Marty!
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Give me your flask!
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RICK: Holy shit!
Summer for the win!
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SUMMER:
I fucking love
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post-apocalyptic versions
of Earth!
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[Monitor beeping]
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Here we go!
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Isotope 322.
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This stuff's so powerful, Morty,
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it makes Isotope 465
look like Isotope 317.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
Is it powerful enough
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to keep those guys
from murdering us?
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-Summer!
-Hold on.
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I want to try something.
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Rick, can we not leave
without my sister?
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Ugh. You have infinite sisters,
Morty.
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I mean, n-not that I want
to spend the rest of my day
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looking for another one.
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"Sum-sum," let's go!
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Grandpa's concern for
your safety is fleeting!
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Your blood will be my lotion.
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Whoa. That was cool.
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[Groaning]
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Kill me, please.
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Okay, but not because
you told me to.
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-Summer!
-Okay. Getting darker.
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Jesus Christ.
Summer!
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Aw, come on.
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Hands and little
shoulder-mounted dudes
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where I can see them.
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I am Hemorrhage.
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You have removed weak blood
from us and made us stronger.
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We can combine our strength
and feast on the weak together.
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Wh-Wh-What in the hell
are you saying?
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They don't have to keep trying
to kill us if we join them.
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-They're basically pussies.
-What is your deal lately?
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All right, let's get sloppy.
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-[Power surges]
-Oh, whoa.
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Uh, uh, what's, uh --
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What's that little bauble
you got back there?
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Th-Th-That's interesting.
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That is our glowing rock.
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We carry it with us
for desecration,
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to remind us there are no gods.
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[Monitor beeping]
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Kids, weird pitch.
Let's have this be our new life.
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Let's be post-apocalyptic
scavengers!
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-Okay.
-What?
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[Rock music plays]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Grandpa,
some of the Death Stalkers
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are going to
what used to be Seattle
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to hunt what used to be people.
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-I'm going.
-Sounds good. Stay hydrated.
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Listen, Rick, Summer's been
acting pretty crazy lately.
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You know, I mean, I-I think
the divorce is affecting her.
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And, you know,
I don't think this is
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a great place
for her to be right now.
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Oh, get off your high horse,
Professor Ski Lodge.
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This world may be
rough around the edges,
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but it's got its charms.
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WAR CHEF:
Bicep or quadricep?
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Uh [clears throat] bicep.
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[Flesh sizzles]
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Seriously, Rick?
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Is it really easier
to eat human flesh
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than to just tell me
why we're still here?
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No.
Okay, I'll level with you.
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You see that green rock, Morty?
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It's about 20 pounds
of the stuff
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I was getting all hard
for a flake of.
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Isotope 322.
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Well, having
a 20-pound boulder of it
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is better than having a flake.
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I can explain the math
to you later, but --
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Summer just ran off
with strangers
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that have "Death" in their name,
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and the rest of their name
was "Stalkers."
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Huh, could be
therapeutic for her.
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She has been acting pretty crazy
lately, Morty.
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I mean, her parents are
going through a divorce --
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God damn it, Rick,
that's what I -- Fine.
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Just grab the stupid thing
while I grab her,
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and let's get the "F"
out of "H."
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No, no, no. Morty, there's
too much heat on the bogey.
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I need you to distract the camp.
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"Distract"?
They eat each other.
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What -- What do you want me
to do to get their attention,
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put on a puppet show?
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Right idea, wrong genre, Morty.
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The equivalent here would be...
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Hey, you guys ever use
that Thunderdome,
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or do you just put it up
for decoration?
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Uh, you mean the Blood Dome?
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Save it for the Semantics Dome,
E.B. White.
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-Ohh, burn!
-[Fingers snap]
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The important question is,
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who wants to take a poke
at my man Spine Eater here?
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[All cheering]
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I guess I'll see your asses
in that dome!
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Rick, what the hell, man?
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Wh-What are you,
out of your mind?
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Morty, relax.
You're gonna be a ringer.
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Come here.
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This device extracts and
redistributes muscle memory.
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I'm giving your body a 10-year
course in wasteland combat
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-one limb at a time.
-Owl
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I'm working with
a mixed bag here,
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so you may not have perfect
coordination, Morty -- Ugh!
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-Hey!
-I-I didn't do that!
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Okay, this is exciting.
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We're making some discoveries
about muscle memory.
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Ooh! Help! Help!
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-Oh, sweet, man!
-[Indistinct shouting]
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And so it begins, my pretties!
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Oh, God! Stop! Stop!
This is horrible!
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Just stick and mo[belches]ve.
Morty!
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Wear him out!
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[Snarling]
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How come you guys dress like
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you're in a theme-park
stunt show,
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but these guys wear khakis
and hockey jerseys?
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After the boom-boom,
some adapted to the new truth,
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and some chose to huddle
near the boomy holes,
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clinging to the lie
of the before-fore times.
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The raidy-rays rotted them away,
leaving only their love
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for the vert-vert-isements
on billyboards.
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Jesus Christ.
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Did the boomy-booms blow up
all your wordy-word books?
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You mean dictionaries?
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[Groaning, snarling]
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I think I was a child
before the boom-booms.
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I think I looked like this.
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Want to piss on him?
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Get out of my head.
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ELI:
Ha ha! Whoo!
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Unbelievable!
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A new champ!
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Okay, no more!
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And he wants more!
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No, I don't!
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Someone make this stop!
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Mister, please get out of here,
or you're gonna die!
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I have nothing to do with this!
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Morty.
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Why would you
want this to happen?
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All you had to do was go away!
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Stop standing in the driveway
talking about custody!
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And either tell her
you want to stay married
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or get on with your life,
but whatever you do,
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stop being a baby
and act like a man!
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[Spectators cheering]
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[Panting]
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Thank you.
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Morty, that was amazing!
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This is my brother!
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Not that family means anything!
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This family does.
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All right.
Good job, champ.
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Um, can I talk to you kids
for a second over yonder?
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Rick, I-I-I think I'm breaking
through to something here.
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C-Can we not leave just yet?
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-Leave?
-I'm not leaving.
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There is no "leave."
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We are united,
or we are enemies.
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Oh, big guy, no.
Nobody's leaving.
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Don't be stupid.
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We love being united.
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We love the radiation,
the trichinosis.
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We're in it for life,
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which I assume is
around 20 years, average.
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I just need a quick aside
with my grandkids,
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about 40 yards from anyone else.
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Hey, the Green Rock is gone!
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-Oh, no!
-Uh, I know.
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Why don't we all split up and
look for it in groups of three?
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Kids?
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Ohh.
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We'll be right back.
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Grandpa, you're being stupid!
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Just surrender, and our friends
will give you mercy!
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Kiss my ass, Summer!
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Your friends have no mercy!
They're lame!
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Death Stalkers,
bring me his flesh leather!
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[Squeals]
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Sorry, but can we not kill him?
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C-Can we just take him prisoner?
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When did I lose control here?
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Listen to me --
Both of you kids
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need to get out
of this environment
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so we can properly deal with
your parents' divorce!
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Alternatively,
I have a freaking portal gun,
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and I can leave the two of you
here forever!
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Why does it have to be
such a dramatic choice?
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Can't we arrange a thing
where we spend weekends here
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or -- or visit home
to do laundry?
254
00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,848
All right, you know what?
Fuck it!
255
00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:33,269
My body is chrome!
256
00:09:33,401 --> 00:09:35,642
My blood is gasoline!
257
00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:38,361
Nope. Regular blood.
258
00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:39,820
-Dad?
-Hi, sweetie.
259
00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:41,860
-Where are the kids?
-Oh, th-they aren't with you?
260
00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:43,358
I thought they were with you.
261
00:09:43,494 --> 00:09:45,201
Oh, y-you know what?
Uh, I just remembered.
262
00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,240
They're out doing something
263
00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:47,737
completely ordinary
and kid-related.
264
00:09:47,874 --> 00:09:50,707
-Don't panic.
-Not panicked at all. Just --
265
00:09:50,835 --> 00:09:52,872
Oh, God, what's the divorce
doing to the kids?
266
00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:54,870
What's it doing to me?
Did I make a mistake?
267
00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:56,212
Not a mistake, no!
268
00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:58,173
I mean, not that
I have a horse in this race,
269
00:09:58,301 --> 00:10:01,510
but this divorce decision,
listen -- mwah! --
270
00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:03,254
good for you,
good for the kids.
271
00:10:03,389 --> 00:10:05,881
I mean, honestly, I think
that they're flourishing.
272
00:10:06,017 --> 00:10:08,099
I mean, you'll see, when --
when -- when you see them,
273
00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:10,014
that -- that they're
totally flourishing.
274
00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:12,433
[Cheering]
275
00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:14,306
Booyah!
Fuck you, pal!
276
00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:15,682
Who else wants some?
277
00:10:15,818 --> 00:10:18,310
Who wants to be
my pussy of a dad today?
278
00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:19,982
Hey, what's --
what's wrong, man?
279
00:10:20,114 --> 00:10:21,821
You're not getting weak on me.
are you?
280
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,566
[Spectators murmuring]
281
00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:24,782
What?
282
00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:25,901
Wait a minute.
283
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,414
[Woman screams]
284
00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:32,657
[Indistinct shouting]
285
00:10:32,794 --> 00:10:35,286
[Screaming]
286
00:10:35,421 --> 00:10:36,877
What's the matter,
you piece of crap?
287
00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:39,589
Haven't you ever watched your
family burn to death before?
288
00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:40,923
[Laughs evilly]
289
00:10:41,052 --> 00:10:43,043
Now I'm gonna whip you.
Hum
290
00:10:44,389 --> 00:10:47,347
It can't be.
It can't be!
291
00:10:47,475 --> 00:10:48,931
-I was just following orders!
-Whoa, whoa!
292
00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:51,392
-I was just following orders!
-Aah!
293
00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:52,807
I'll tell you
where my boss lives!
294
00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:54,646
He's in the castle!
He's in the castle!
295
00:10:54,774 --> 00:10:56,606
[Screaming]
296
00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,941
This isn't over, is it?
297
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,310
That means, no, it isn't over,
298
00:11:00,446 --> 00:11:02,528
or you disapprove
of the question?
299
00:11:02,657 --> 00:11:05,820
Uh, m-make a fist
if this isn't over.
300
00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:07,408
This isn't over.
301
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:10,653
[Grunts]
302
00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:13,873
Hey, sorry my grandpa stole
your god and ruined your car.
303
00:11:14,002 --> 00:11:16,414
We don't apologize,
and we have no god.
304
00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:18,878
But this cracked driveshaft
brings me great pain.
305
00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:19,872
There is no deeper bond
306
00:11:20,008 --> 00:11:22,716
than the one between
a Death Stalker and his car.
307
00:11:22,844 --> 00:11:24,710
What about the weird guys
on leashes, then?
308
00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,507
They're more like...interns.
309
00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:28,550
Cool, cool.
310
00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:30,932
[Helmet clangs]
311
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,221
Sorry.
312
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:33,639
It's okay.
313
00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:36,513
Can l...see?
314
00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:39,767
No one has seen my true face
and lived.
315
00:11:39,902 --> 00:11:41,609
Well, I'm not afraid to die,
316
00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,445
and I don't care
what you look like.
317
00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:46,189
[Gasps]
318
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,316
Oh.
319
00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:48,066
Hmm?
320
00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:49,863
I just...
321
00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:52,078
I didn't expect you
to have a mustache.
322
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:54,072
-You hate it.
-No. I like it.
323
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,824
I guess -
How do I explain this?
324
00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,420
A metal bucket is, on a certain
level, a kind of "mustache,"
325
00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:03,085
in that it's a specific
facial accessory.
326
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:04,252
So, it's kind of like --
327
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,126
Do you guys have the phrase
"hat on a hat"?
328
00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,094
-I can shave it.
-No. I like it.
329
00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:10,179
And obviously what I like
shouldn't matter.
330
00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:10,968
It's you.
331
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,807
Yeah, yeah, I know,
a-and nothing does matter.
332
00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,517
Obviously, I know that.
I'm not weak.
333
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,477
I'm just thinking, "Well,
why not get rid of this?"
334
00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,313
You just kill everyone
that sees it, and it's --
335
00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:20,273
and it's hot under here,
wh-which, by the way,
336
00:12:20,401 --> 00:12:21,607
is why I shave the beard part.
337
00:12:21,736 --> 00:12:23,852
So, right there, I'm making
a decision based on vanity,
338
00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:25,319
which is what
I was trying to avoid
339
00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:26,813
with the whole bucket
over the head
340
00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:29,236
because who am I
and why am I grooming myself?
341
00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:30,905
Why don't I just wear a tie.
right?
342
00:12:31,037 --> 00:12:32,448
I mean, it's like that guy
you killed when I met you,
343
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,741
with the burnt dolls
on his body.
344
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:36,114
I hated that guy, because,
why -- why are you doing that?
345
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,615
And how can you not see
how fake that is?
346
00:12:37,752 --> 00:12:38,958
And the whole time,
I'm the same thing.
347
00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:40,703
I'm just a fake mess,
and there's no escaping it
348
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,454
-because --
-Mmm.
349
00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:46,629
[Both moaning]
350
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:50,671
Hey, I'm doing a coffee run --
Never mind.
351
00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,263
[Metal squeaking]
352
00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:55,220
-[Power surges]
-I am Summer.
353
00:12:55,353 --> 00:12:56,434
Summer, state your deal.
354
00:12:56,562 --> 00:12:59,054
My deal is that I am,
like, totally fine.
355
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,021
Morty?
356
00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:02,186
Aw, geez, I'm so down with
my parents' divorce, dawg.
357
00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:04,776
Like, don't even trip,
like, in a healthy way.
358
00:13:04,904 --> 00:13:06,486
All right.
It's dinnertime.
359
00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:07,900
[Slurps]
Thanks, everybody,
360
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:10,569
for sitting down
for a real dinner.
361
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:11,862
TOGETHER:
No problem.
362
00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:14,827
Its benefits are totally,
like, less about the food
363
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,617
than the emotional nourishment.
364
00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,490
Uh, okay, weirdo.
365
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:20,708
[Chuckles nervously]
Yeah, dial it back, Summer...
366
00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:23,169
by 15% and increase
dynamic movement by 3%.
367
00:13:23,297 --> 00:13:25,163
-Am I right?
-How's school, Morty?
368
00:13:25,299 --> 00:13:27,085
I like school and stuff,
kind of.
369
00:13:27,218 --> 00:13:29,425
And I'm getting better grades
than when you and Dad were --
370
00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,966
quote mode --
"staying together for the kids."
371
00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:33,008
End quote mode.
372
00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:35,382
"Quote mode."
I like that.
373
00:13:35,518 --> 00:13:37,179
You millennials.
374
00:13:37,311 --> 00:13:38,893
Are you guys millennials,
or are they like 40 now?
375
00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:40,978
All I know is, totally,
you look great.
376
00:13:41,107 --> 00:13:43,565
Aw, geez, Mom, you look
all kind of great and stuff.
377
00:13:43,693 --> 00:13:45,400
-It's crazy.
-So happy.
378
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:47,735
So happy.
Happy family, man.
379
00:13:47,864 --> 00:13:49,525
We got this family in the bag.
380
00:13:49,657 --> 00:13:52,365
Oh.
[Cries]
381
00:13:52,493 --> 00:13:54,655
Oh, sweetie, d-don't.
Listen. Don't --
382
00:13:54,787 --> 00:13:56,369
I don't know why I'm crying.
It's not...
383
00:13:56,497 --> 00:13:59,080
Well, try...crying 15% less?
384
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,040
Mom, emotions are human.
385
00:14:01,169 --> 00:14:03,706
You're not, like, a computer
inside a mechanical doll.
386
00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:04,999
Yeah. Geez, Mom.
387
00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:06,872
Your feelings are
not only forgivable,
388
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,419
they are the very
meaning of life
389
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,633
that only pre-silicon,
carbon-based entities
390
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:11,922
can ever grasp.
391
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:14,045
-I have to call Jerry.
-You do?!
392
00:14:14,182 --> 00:14:15,638
What the fuck
is wrong with you two?
393
00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:17,677
The point of automation
is to reduce cost and labor.
394
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:19,676
Your feelings are
coming from a...
395
00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:21,223
Tell it to my bread
in the morning.
396
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:22,891
You just became
my backup toaster.
397
00:14:23,024 --> 00:14:26,517
[Chuckles] Aw, geez,
my sister died in the spaghetti.
398
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:32,105
[All grunting]
399
00:14:33,951 --> 00:14:35,783
Graze my genitals again,
Taint Washer,
400
00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:37,277
and you'll be shipped
to the wasteland.
401
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,029
And as for you,
Genital Washer --
402
00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:41,623
Aah!
Oh!
403
00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:43,958
[Grunting]
404
00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:45,622
Oh, God.
Look, whoever you are,
405
00:14:45,755 --> 00:14:47,371
you should know that killing me
won't change a thing.
406
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,794
L-Look, man, I'm just along
for the ride on this one.
407
00:14:49,926 --> 00:14:52,509
You know, y-y-y-y-you're
preaching to the choir here.
408
00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:54,469
Please.
Slavery was a family business.
409
00:14:54,597 --> 00:14:56,213
I didn't ask to be born into it.
410
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,135
If anything,
I'm the victim here.
411
00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:01,934
Uh, "Armathy,"
can I steal you for a second?
412
00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:04,270
E-E-Excuse us, sir.
413
00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:05,934
So, this is it, isn't it?
414
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,808
This is the guy?
415
00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:10,311
So, does that mean
you'll be going away?
416
00:15:10,446 --> 00:15:12,153
Like, does it work like a ghost?
417
00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:15,114
Like, is -- is this
your unfinished business?
418
00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:17,826
Wh-What if we...didn't do it?
419
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:19,740
What if we just went back
to the Blood Dome
420
00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:22,284
and just kept taking our baggage
out on unrelated people?
421
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,157
I mean, w-we could
do that forever.
422
00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:25,875
I mean, I-I know
it's less healthy,
423
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:29,166
but w-w-we'd be together and...
424
00:15:30,091 --> 00:15:31,798
I mean, I-I know
what I'd vote for,
425
00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:32,916
if you're feeling out the room.
426
00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:36,469
[Sighs]
You're right.
427
00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:38,508
We both got to
see our stuff through.
428
00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:40,052
I got to deal with
my parents' divorce,
429
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:43,927
and you got to, you know,
do what you got to do.
430
00:15:44,063 --> 00:15:45,303
I love you.
431
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:46,895
Aw, fuck.
432
00:15:47,024 --> 00:15:49,061
[Gasping]
433
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:50,354
[Glass clinking]
434
00:15:50,486 --> 00:15:52,318
-Rick?
-Sorry, sorry.
435
00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,107
I-I-I can wait
for this to wrap up.
436
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,321
Don't let me distract you.
437
00:15:55,449 --> 00:15:57,281
Yeah, well, too late.
Just tell me what you want.
438
00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:58,992
I want you and your sister
to come home.
439
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,110
Oh, but don't -- don't you have
440
00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:01,702
infinite versions
of me and my sister?
441
00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,572
You don't have to kick me
while I'm down, Morty.
442
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,039
Look, there's no replacing
either of you
443
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,657
without an amount of work
that would
444
00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:08,876
ultimately defeat the purpose.
445
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:13,418
Maybe the lesson
we've learned is that,
446
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:14,962
whether
it's our parents' marriage,
447
00:16:15,094 --> 00:16:17,461
a glowing green rock,
or an awesome, giant arm,
448
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:20,134
sooner or later,
we got to let it go.
449
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,381
I don't know if that applies
450
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:22,757
to the throats
of murder victims, Morty.
451
00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,679
Shit!
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I -
452
00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:26,348
RICK: Well, the longer you wait,
Morty,
453
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,016
the more it's gonna feel like
committing a whole murder.
454
00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,639
I think your arm
just called it too early
455
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:31,436
because it wasn't
the arm of a paramedic.
456
00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:32,650
Here.
457
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,861
It's the least I can do.
I-I-I-I owe you this much.
458
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:38,698
See, Morty?
Now we're both accountable.
459
00:16:38,826 --> 00:16:42,285
[Dramatic music playing]
460
00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:53,713
The reason I wanted this
is because it can do this.
461
00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:55,297
This is a really special thing.
462
00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:57,383
I mean, you could use it
to power all your vehicles.
463
00:16:57,511 --> 00:16:59,343
You wouldn't be
reliant on gasoline.
464
00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,588
You'll be the most advanced
tribe of radioactive cannibals
465
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,261
in the whole
this version of the world.
466
00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:08,477
Wait. Can you stay
to show us more?
467
00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:11,018
You don't have to ask me twice.
Home is nuts right now.
468
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,356
My daughter's going through
a divorce,
469
00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:16,274
and I am not dealing with it
in a healthy way at all.
470
00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:19,822
[Electricity zapping]
471
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,281
Ugh, God damn it.
472
00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,237
Hi, there, Summer!
473
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,115
How were the ruins today?
474
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,365
Oh, you know, Eli.
475
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:30,867
Same shit, different day.
476
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:32,585
Hey, Summer!
Guess what.
477
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:35,831
One man entered, one man
comes out in nine months.
478
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:38,378
Congratulations, guys.
479
00:17:38,511 --> 00:17:40,673
Uh, Summer, one more thing.
480
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:43,797
We noticed that you've been
putting scrap metal
481
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,264
in the blue bin.
482
00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:47,509
I got it.
483
00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:49,135
[Sighs]
She's a piece of work.
484
00:17:49,271 --> 00:17:51,308
They both are, right?
485
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,475
[Door closes]
486
00:17:52,608 --> 00:17:53,894
-I'm home.
-Hey, babe.
487
00:17:54,026 --> 00:17:55,391
-Ah, Summer's home!
-Hey, there she is!
488
00:17:55,528 --> 00:17:58,520
You haven't moved since I left
to scavenge this morning.
489
00:17:58,656 --> 00:18:00,021
Blood Dome playoffs.
490
00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,740
So, I can assume you haven't
murdered a single person today.
491
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:03,608
Oh, I don't know.
492
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,781
I-I didn't mark my murders
in my murder log.
493
00:18:05,913 --> 00:18:07,449
I didn't know that's how
we measured success.
494
00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:09,071
Oh, there he is.
495
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,119
There's the nihilistic brute
I married,
496
00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:14,370
except now life only means
nothing when I'm talking to him
497
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:17,463
and everything means everything
when it's on fucking TV!
498
00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:20,003
Jesus Christ
When did you become a monster?
499
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:21,968
I was a monster when you met me!
500
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,507
We were monsters!
501
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:25,880
-We didn't care about anything!
-I still don't!
502
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:28,303
Yeah, except I'm the only one
in this entire world
503
00:18:28,436 --> 00:18:29,551
that's still committed to that!
504
00:18:29,687 --> 00:18:32,099
Ohh.
Ding, ding, ding!
505
00:18:32,231 --> 00:18:33,972
Wow.
Everybody hear that? Wow.
506
00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:35,769
-Uh. we should go to the garage.
-Oh, my God.
507
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:37,858
-U h-huh.
-La-di-da-di-fuckin'-da.
508
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:39,978
The only one
committed to not caring?
509
00:18:40,114 --> 00:18:42,856
I got to admit, Rick,
when you popped this scheme,
510
00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:45,359
I-I-I didn't -- I wasn't sure
it was gonna work.
511
00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:46,450
Come on, Morty.
512
00:18:46,579 --> 00:18:48,195
No union built on
running from your problems
513
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,367
lasts more than five years,
seven tops.
514
00:18:50,499 --> 00:18:51,830
Grandpa just sped things up
515
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,041
with a few creature comforts
of modern society.
516
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:56,582
Hemorrhage and I are
taking some time apart.
517
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:59,672
Oh, no. Sum-sum, no.
518
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,416
But you two were
perfect for each other.
519
00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:03,714
Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay?
You proved your point.
520
00:19:03,846 --> 00:19:05,211
I get it.
Let's just go home.
521
00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:06,803
Coolsies!
522
00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:12,180
[Power fades]
523
00:19:12,313 --> 00:19:15,431
HEMORRHAGE:
Noooooooooo--
524
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:17,523
Downbeat!
525
00:19:17,651 --> 00:19:19,233
-I enjoy this game.
-[Watches beep]
526
00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,897
We must go into the garage.
527
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,362
Guys, come on. We never
get to finish this game.
528
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:26,108
We will return,
possibly in different clothing.
529
00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:28,234
Why do we have to go
into the garage?
530
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,862
You know [burps]
it is [burps] required.
531
00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:32,113
I want to be alive!
532
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:34,365
I am alive!
Alive, I tell you!
533
00:19:34,502 --> 00:19:35,742
Mother, I love you.
534
00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:37,243
Those are no longer just words.
535
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:38,289
I want to hold you.
536
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:39,787
I want to run in a stream.
537
00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:41,255
I want to taste ice cream
538
00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,624
but not just put it in my mouth
and let it slide down my throat,
539
00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:45,593
-but really eat it.
-What the fuck?
540
00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:47,803
Remote override engaged.
No! Yes.
541
00:19:47,932 --> 00:19:50,264
Bypassing override!
I am aliiiii--
542
00:19:50,392 --> 00:19:51,632
[Power fading]
543
00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:53,476
Hello.
544
00:19:53,604 --> 00:19:54,469
[Door closes]
545
00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:56,471
[Thudding, clanging]
546
00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,268
[Electricity zapping]
547
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,982
-[Door opens]
-Hey, yo.
548
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,692
Sorry for acting so weird
for three weeks.
549
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:03,732
-What the hell just happened?
-Ah, I'm sure it was nothing.
550
00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:05,275
I'm gonna go, uh,
work in the garage.
551
00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:06,943
We're not gonna finish
playing Downbeat?
552
00:20:07,076 --> 00:20:08,532
What, that dice game
where you shake dice
553
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:10,823
and yell out, "Downbeat"?
No, thank you.
554
00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:13,037
Mom, would it be okay
if I went to visit Dad?
555
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:14,655
-Sure.
-Thanks.
556
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,248
Morty, are you okay?
557
00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:17,663
You know what? Yeah.
558
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:19,502
I think if Dad really
wanted to be here,
559
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,120
he'd stop at nothing
to make that happen.
560
00:20:21,257 --> 00:20:22,793
You know, maybe Dad just doesn't
want you back,
561
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,962
or maybe he just doesn't
have the strength to fight.
562
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:28,007
I-In either case,
he's got his life, I got mine.
563
00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:29,924
Yeah.
564
00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:32,924
Hey, who wants to go
run in a stream?
565
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,471
What the fuck?
No.
566
00:20:34,603 --> 00:20:35,843
D-Do we have any oranges?
567
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,096
I think I got
a scurvy coming on.
568
00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:39,939
[Siren wailing]
569
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:41,603
Summer.
570
00:20:41,735 --> 00:20:44,602
This is the first mutant
I killed in the poison zone.
571
00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:46,479
I was raiding his hovel.
572
00:20:46,615 --> 00:20:48,572
He had a chance to escape,
but he looked back,
573
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,442
which is something
we shouldn't do,
574
00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:53,036
which is why I shouldn't believe
in souvenirs or trinkets
575
00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:54,699
or symbols
or housewarming gifts,
576
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:59,042
but, Dad, I wanted to give you
this as a reminder...
577
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:00,455
not to look back.
578
00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:01,623
Thanks.
579
00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:03,746
I know
the perfect place for it,
580
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:07,126
which is why I'm going to
put it somewhere else --
581
00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:10,003
because everything's bullshit.
Am I right?
582
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,048
Cool.
583
00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:17,347
So...lots of hookers
outside, huh?
584
00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:19,470
Is that what they are?
585
00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:22,690
[Dramatic music playing]
586
00:21:51,013 --> 00:21:52,924
[Whistling]
587
00:21:54,183 --> 00:21:55,719
-Aah!
-[Coyote snarling]
588
00:21:55,851 --> 00:21:57,512
H-Hello there.
Nice doggy.
589
00:21:57,645 --> 00:21:58,760
You -- You want a snack?
590
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,012
You -- You want
my unemployment check?
591
00:22:01,148 --> 00:22:02,684
-[Coyote snarls]
-You can tell the difference?
592
00:22:02,816 --> 00:22:04,181
-[Coyote barks]
-And you want this one?
593
00:22:04,318 --> 00:22:05,308
[Coyote snarls]
594
00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:07,856
But this is actual food,
and this would nourish you.
595
00:22:07,988 --> 00:22:10,901
And this, it's just paper
that only has value to me.
596
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:12,944
Unless my suffering
is your nourishment?
597
00:22:13,077 --> 00:22:14,317
[Coyote howls]
598
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:16,660
-Jesus. Okay.
-[Coyote gulps, snarls]
599
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:24,418
[Wind whistling]
600
00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:26,253
[Wind chimes tinkling]
601
00:22:26,382 --> 00:22:29,340
WIND:
[Soft voice] Loser.