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All right, Morty,
you ready for our adventure
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to the Lost City of Atlantis?
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Ready as I'll ever be, Rick.
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-[Portal opens]
-Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Hello. I'm Rick K-22.
This is my Morty.
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We're going from
reality to reality
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asking Ricks to contribute
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to the Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund.
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What are you, stupid?
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We're done with
the Citadel of Ricks.
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I was [burps] never on board
with it in the first place.
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That's why I murdered everyone
in charge and left it to rot.
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Oh, that was you.
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-They tried to murder him first.
-Aw, geez.
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Well, you'll be happy to know
that the council's gone now.
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Yeah, he knows.
He murdered them.
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-You want to rein in your Morty?
-Every day.
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The Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund donates --
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Morty, he's not gonna
[burps] donate.
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You're pitching
the Policeman's Ball
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to a black teenager here.
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-Let's go.
-You don't have to be a dick.
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I think you know
that's not true.
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Geez. I didn't know there were
still Ricks and Mortys
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living on the Citadel.
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I wonder what their
day-to-day lives are like.
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Well, you can keep
wondering that
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while we go on a fun, fresh,
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self-contained adventure
to Atlantis.
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Anyone continuing to explore
the Citadel is either stupid
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or one of
the unfortunate millions
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held hostage
by their terrible ideas.
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Man, I'm glad
I'm not one of them!
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♪ Somewhere out on
that horizon ♪
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♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪
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I I know there must be
somethin' better I
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♪ But there's nowhere else
in sight ♪
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♪ It's survival in the city ♪
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I When you live
from day to day ♪
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♪ City streets
don't have much pity ♪
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J” When you're down,
that's where you'll stay ♪
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ANNOUNCER RICK:
Citadel Morning News.
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News about the Citadel
in the morning,
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pretty self-explanatory.
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Good morning.
I'm Rick D-716B.
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-And I'm Rick D-716.
-Must be nice.
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Coming up, gravity outages
in East Sanchez Heights.
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And is your uranium-powered
cellular matrix
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making you sick?
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The answer may not surprise you.
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It's -- Yes, it's uranium.
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Those stories and more
after this break.
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SAM ELLIOT: 60 iterations
off the central finite curve,
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there's a Rick
that works more with wood
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than polarity plating.
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His name is Simple Rick,
but he's no dummy.
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He realized long ago
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that the greatest thing
he'd ever create
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was his daughter.
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I love Daddy!
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SAM ELLIOT:
We captured that moment.
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We run it on a loop
through Simple Rick's mind,
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and the chemical
it makes his brain secrete
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goes into every Simple Rick's
"Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie.
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Come home to
the impossible flavor
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of your own completion.
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Come home to Simple Rick's.
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Just one day remains before
our newly democratic Citadel
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elects its first President.
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It's anyone's race
among the Rick candidates.
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But a certain other candidate
should be getting
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at least one vote
for most adorable.
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That's right. The Morty party
candidate's still in the race,
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and you just gotta
love him for that.
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RICK D-716: Here you see him
in his little Morty suit waving.
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RICK D-7168: Isn't that
adorable? Little jackass.
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RICK D-716: Uh, yeah,
I think we actually have
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the audio for his speech here.
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"Aw, geez. Aw, man.
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I'm gonna lose the election
and stuff."
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[Both laugh]
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We had a good run, sir,
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but I think it's time
to pull out of the race.
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I feel pretty confident
about tonight's debate.
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You shouldn't, sir.
You should be terrified.
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Maybe you should find
a little faith, young man.
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You don't pay me to have faith.
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And we're the same age!
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[All cheering]
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-Aah!
-Whoa!
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Oh. Sorry.
H was expecting --
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A Rick partner?
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Lesson one, rookie,
expect the unexpected.
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Now, get in.
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Mortys are human!
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Get the fuck off the car,
you Rickless fuckin' animal!
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-Whoa!
-MORTY COP: The election's
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got these yellow shirts
more riled up
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than a picture-day Jessica.
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That's pretty harsh, sir.
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So report me.
Nobody gives a fuck.
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Look, I'm just saying,
it makes me a little sad
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to hear a Morty cop
calling Mortys animals.
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Well, it makes me sad
to hear another Rick cop
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buying into his
sensitivity training.
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Well, I'm glad to know
there's more like me.
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Oh, there was one.
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Why do you think that seat
was empty?
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RICK DISPATCH: Robbery at Fifth
and [belches] Avenue.
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Fifth and [belches]
That's Morty Town.
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Unit seven responding.
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-[Zaps}
-Ohh!
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[Siren wailing]
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RICK TEACHER:
Good idea, Rick.
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ALL MORTY STUDENTS:
Good idea, Rick.
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This is a great adventure.
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ALL:
This is a great adventure.
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RICK TEACHER:
I love being your new Morty.
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ALL:
I love being your new Mor-
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-Farty.
-[Laughter]
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Very amusing, Mr. Smith.
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Almost as amusing as
when your first Rick
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was decapitated on
Zorpantheon Nine.
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Or was that your third Rick?
How many Ricks have you had?
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-Five.
-I see.
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So you are top of the class
in something.
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Tomorrow you'll be transferred
to your new Ricks.
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Hopefully
they will be your last.
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Yes, Slow Ri--
Tall Morty'?
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Di-- Did I gradgitate
this time yet?
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Anything's possible, Tall Morty.
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-[Groans]
-[Laughter]
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[Bell rings]
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I guess we won't be seeing
each other after this, huh?
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I say we make
our last day count.
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I say...we go to
the Wishing Portal.
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-That's a myth.
-It's not a myth.
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My first Rick's fourth Morty
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knew a Rick
whose Morty went there.
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If we're not here
for graduation,
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our butts are gonna wind up
in Morty Town.
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I thought your last Rick
fused you with a lizard,
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not a chicken.
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Okay, fine. I'm in.
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Me too.
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-What the hell?!
-I thought I saw a fly.
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[Alarm blaring]
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SUPERVISOR RICK:
[Whistles]
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Listen up, fuck nuts.
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I've been your supervisor
for five years,
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but all shitty things
must come to an end,
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and I have been promoted
to regional manager.
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[Mock cheering]
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Yeah, I feel the same way.
May be never meet again.
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Of course, that makes
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the position of supervisor
available,
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so, as of next week,
the ass you'll be kissing
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will be that of...
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K-83, affectionately
known as Cool Rick.
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-[All grumbling]
-I know I'm new to the Citadel,
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and some of you might not think
I put in my time,
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but what can I say?
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I'm Cool Rick!
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Yo! Ha! Ha!
Check me out!
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All right knuckle[burps]heads,
any questions?
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All right, then, back to work,
you gold rickers.
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[Hip-hop music plays]
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No Ricks, no families,
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high off their asses,
and running amuck.
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Mortys are raised
to be Sidekicks.
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Without a side to kick,
they just start kicking.
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They were --
They were about my height,
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around 14 years old.
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Oh, their -- their shirts
were yellow!
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Yeah, make sure
you get that down.
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Any mutations, augmentations?
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Uh, three eyes? A tail?
Maybe a buzz cut?
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No.
Just four normal Mortys.
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-Normal?
-Put it in your blog.
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Let me turn over a few rocks.
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Aw. 9992.
Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?
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Aw, geez, man.
Nothing, man.
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We're just hanging out
and stuff.
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I hear that.
Aw, geez.
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I guess I'm supposed to be
figurin' out
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who robbed the store
across the street.
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But, aw, geez, I don't know.
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Aw, geez man, that sucks
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that your Rick's
making you do that.
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He's not my Rick.
He's my partner.
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Aw, geez.
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Well, maybe the uniform
makes a big difference.
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Who am I to say?
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To me, you just look
like a sidekick.
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Call me a sidekick
one more time!
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-Call me a sidekick!
-Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez!
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Wanna see how I paint a wall?!
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It was
the Morty Town Locos, man!
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-The -- The Morty Town Locos!
-[Groans]
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Aah! Aah!
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Do you realize how many codes
you just violated?
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Aw, geez, Rick.
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What do I know about
knowin' stuff?
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Get in the fuckin' car.
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More lasers.
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You could take more time to
answer the question if you like.
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Okay, Juggling Rick,
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how would you solve
the Citadel's financial crisis?
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First off, can I just say
that I believe this Citadel
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is the greatest
in the entire multi-verse.
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Now, I believe
the answer to your question
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has three parts.
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First, education spending
must get much higher.
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But it has to be balanced
with defense...
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- Whoa! Whoa!
-Can we fact-check this please?
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Never mind.
Who am I kidding?
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This race is over.
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And that's how you run
a Citadel!
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[All Ricks cheering]
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Candidate Morty, the number
of displaced Mortys is soaring
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while Rick satisfaction levels
are plummeting,
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and the divide between the two
groups has never been wider.
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Solve that one real quick.
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[Ricks cheering, chuckling]
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I don't see a divide
between Ricks and Mortys.
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Oh, shocker.
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-[Farts]
-[Laughter]
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I'd like to offer a re-buttal.
[Farts]
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, I think
we can all agree on one thing.
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[Farts twice]
Well, it came out as two things,
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but you get the idea.
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-[Laughter]
-You guys finished?
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[Laughing stops]
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The division I see is between
the Ricks and Mortys
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that like the Citadel divided...
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and the rest of us.
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I see it everywhere I go.
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I see it in our schools
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where they teach Mortys
we're all the same,
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because they're threatened
by what makes us unique.
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I see it in our streets
where they give guns to Mortys
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so we're too busy fighting each
other to fight real injustice.
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I see it in our factories
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where Ricks work for a fraction
of their boss' salary
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even though they're identical
and have the same IQ.
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The Citadel's problem
isn't homeless Mortys
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or outraged Ricks.
248
00:08:56,719 --> 00:08:57,584
[Screams]
249
00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,552
[Gunshots]
250
00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:02,298
The Citadel's problem
is the Ricks and Mortys
251
00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:03,639
feeding on the Citadel's death.
252
00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:05,725
-Holy shit.
-[Alarm sounding]
253
00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:08,095
RICK SECURITY OFFICER:
He's headed for the flavor core!
254
00:09:08,231 --> 00:09:10,347
But I've got
a message for them,
255
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,316
from the Ricks and Mortys
keeping it alive,
256
00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:16,436
a message
from the Ricks and Mortys
257
00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:19,235
that believe in this Citadel
258
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:21,608
to the Ricks and Mortys
that don't.
259
00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,744
You're outnumbered.
260
00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:29,162
[Cheers and applause]
261
00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:31,626
Holy shit.
262
00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,836
I don't believe it.
263
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,251
I-I can't believe it.
264
00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,590
I know.
That's why you're fired.
265
00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:40,798
Sounds like
you're looking for work.
266
00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:43,672
I can offer you a very enticing
compensation package.
267
00:09:43,808 --> 00:09:45,719
First, let's talk benefits.
268
00:09:46,394 --> 00:09:49,307
Daddy loves you.
That's Daddy's good girl.
269
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:50,554
Your life is a lie, man.
270
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,601
All your life's are lies!
Don't you get it?!
271
00:09:52,734 --> 00:09:54,645
They told us we were special
because we were Ricks,
272
00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:56,768
but they stripped us of
everything that made us unique!
273
00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:57,770
We know how you feel.
274
00:09:57,906 --> 00:09:59,613
We're working-stiff Ricks
just like you.
275
00:09:59,741 --> 00:10:01,402
But our assembly line
is justice.
276
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,615
What are your demands?
277
00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:04,030
I-I-I want a portal gun.
278
00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:05,493
Unregistered, untraceable,
279
00:10:05,622 --> 00:10:08,284
with enough fluid to take me off
this goddamn prison!
280
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,124
-The media's outside.
-Well, keep 'em there.
281
00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:13,914
Anyway, so, yeah, the suspect
says the Citadel's a lie,
282
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,833
built on lies,
and some other shit.
283
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,831
I say appreciate
the life you have,
284
00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:19,457
because it can always be worse.
285
00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:20,459
Back to you, Ricks.
286
00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:22,677
Thank you, Rick 0716-C.
287
00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:24,216
-That fuckin' guy.
-Tell me about it.
288
00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:25,839
[Clears throat]
Meanwhile, in election news,
289
00:10:25,975 --> 00:10:28,763
an unexpected turn of events
as Morty from the Morty Party
290
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,351
soars to the top of the polls.
291
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,642
-Morty! Morty! Morty!
-Yes.
292
00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:35,141
Morty, what's your original
reality, and where's your Rick?
293
00:10:35,276 --> 00:10:38,359
Gosh, we moved around so much,
it's hard to remember.
294
00:10:38,488 --> 00:10:40,149
I see every Rick as my Rick.
295
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,318
I hope they see me
as their Morty.
296
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,691
Another? Please?
With less water?
297
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,192
Hey, cheer up, pal.
298
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:47,819
A Morty's gonna be president.
299
00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,664
Imagine this kisser
getting blamed for everything.
300
00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,624
I guess I should've
had more faith.
301
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,369
It's not faith you need.
It's fear.
302
00:10:56,464 --> 00:10:58,171
What's this?
303
00:10:58,299 --> 00:11:00,290
It's secrets.
304
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,416
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you
think it is?
305
00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:02,417
Look at how I'm dressed.
306
00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:03,884
RICK REPORTER: Having taken aim
at the system,
307
00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:05,378
are afraid at all
for your safety?
308
00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:07,005
CANDIDATE MORTY: I'd rather live
in hope than fear.
309
00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:10,554
If I had to fear anything, I'd
fear other people being afraid.
310
00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:11,768
Of fear. Itself.
311
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,603
But, no, I'm not afraid.
312
00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:14,596
MORTY TOWN LOCO #1:
Hey, Rick, man,
313
00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:17,349
when there's a Morty president,
you gonna lick my balls or what?
314
00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:18,566
Sheeeet, grandson,
315
00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:21,187
you keep me peelin' skrabquams
and slippin' nib nibs,
316
00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:23,108
I'll lick whatever
ain't nailed down.
317
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,356
-[Laughter]
-[Door crashes]
318
00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:25,277
Hands in the air!
319
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,117
What the hell, man?!
What the hellin' hell?
320
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:28,656
You guys doing a little
chemistry homework
321
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,699
-with Grandpa?
-Is this what I think it is?
322
00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,072
Bootleg portal fluid.
323
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,034
[Screams]
324
00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:38,291
I guess his math was off.
325
00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,663
Search the place.
326
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:43,921
[Sobbing]
327
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:47,091
Are -- Are you...
my new...R-Rick?
328
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,588
It's okay, Morty.
329
00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,099
-[Grunts]
-[Screams]
330
00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,060
[Mobile playing]
331
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:55,644
Jesus.
332
00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,138
He stabbed me.
He got me had, Morty.
333
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,936
Shh. It's okay.
You're okay.
334
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,274
You were right.
[Coughs]
335
00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:01,859
Everything I learned
at the academy was --
336
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:02,773
Doesn't matter.
337
00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,896
Nothing's wrong with putting
your faith in a Morty.
338
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:06,865
You just gotta pick
the right one.
339
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,449
Why is there a crib in here?
340
00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,740
Something they do.
To make you feel bad.
341
00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:13,034
Boy, I got us knee-deep
in paperwork, huh?
342
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,827
Go to the car
and grab a mam-pack.
343
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,620
Let me worry about this.
344
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,717
-What happened?
-Same old story.
345
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,132
Mortys killing Mortys.
346
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,134
Almost...got it.
347
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,431
-[All yelping]
-FARMER RICK: Hey!
348
00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:37,600
Y'all get the hell away
from my damn mega fruit!
349
00:12:37,732 --> 00:12:38,597
[All yelping]
350
00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,269
-Sic 'em, boy!
-[Barking]
351
00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:41,391
I don't wear this dag-nab hat
352
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,109
and commit
to this rural character
353
00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,319
so you can eat for free
while you come of age!
354
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,564
I bet the Wishing Portal
leads to a reality
355
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,565
where they're - where all -
356
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,942
where it's a bunch of
French toast with boobies.
357
00:12:51,079 --> 00:12:52,615
I bet it leads to a place
with a bunch of fry --
358
00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:54,283
fly -- flies everywhere.
359
00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:56,076
Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere.
360
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,074
I bet it's a big hole
361
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,201
where the Citadel dumps
all its broken dreams.
362
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,328
Slick, why do you have to be
so dramatic?
363
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,421
You wanna know why?
Because of this.
364
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,210
I'm part of
an experimental line of Mortys
365
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:06,833
with a drama implant.
366
00:13:06,969 --> 00:13:08,835
How do you think it feels,
Fat Morty,
367
00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:10,257
to know that
no matter where I go,
368
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,551
I'll always be the one
369
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,049
that makes everybody sad
and a little bored?
370
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,426
Slick, that implant
isn't who you are, okay?
371
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,054
You also roll up your sleeves.
372
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,477
I thought
I was Left-Handed Morty.
373
00:13:21,609 --> 00:13:24,476
Then you should use your left
hand to eat more vegetables.
374
00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,728
Hey, there. How you doing?
Great to meet you.
375
00:13:26,864 --> 00:13:29,026
I'm a plumber, sir.
I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber.
376
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:30,239
That doesn't sound like
Rick work.
377
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,325
You didn't come to the Citadel
to be a plumber, did you?
378
00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:33,659
Ha! ha!
I sure didn't, sir!
379
00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:34,823
Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!
380
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:37,038
I cloned myself so you could
kiss me as a baby!
381
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,531
This is just like a Morty baby!
382
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,875
[All cheering]
383
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:43,620
Hey, did you, uh,
end up getting a new job?
384
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,747
Yeah, I did.
Assassinating you.
385
00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:46,714
[Groans]
386
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:47,674
[Screams]
387
00:13:47,802 --> 00:13:50,385
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
388
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,926
[Groans]
389
00:13:56,644 --> 00:14:00,478
Aw, man. Aw, geez.
Aw, hah.
390
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,347
You look like you could use
a good time.
391
00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:04,690
One dance for $10, two for $25.
392
00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:07,186
No, thank you.
And bad math.
393
00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:09,187
Ha! Ha! Yeah!
This is a good time!
394
00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,360
-What is this place?
-The Creepy Morty.
395
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:13,233
What is it your kind's
always saying?
396
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,700
"Don't think about it."
397
00:14:14,829 --> 00:14:17,366
Come on. There's someone
important I want you to meet.
398
00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,364
Ah, Bubbala!
399
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,582
How'd it go with
the Morty Town Locos?
400
00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:22,951
They had a little accident.
401
00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:24,919
They won't be causing
any trouble anymore.
402
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:28,381
Those were bad Mortys.
Very bad Mortys.
403
00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:29,374
[Snaps fingers]
404
00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,126
Big Morty likes to contribute
405
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:33,048
to keeping the peace
in Morty Town.
406
00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:36,799
Think of him as a "drug lord"
and us as cops on his payroll.
407
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,265
-Morty...
-TOGETHER: Which Morty?
408
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:39,930
M-M-My partner.
409
00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:42,019
Morty, you're right.
Morty Town is bad.
410
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,889
But that doesn't mean
that we have to be.
411
00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:45,732
Hey, what's going on here.
Marty?
412
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,147
-TOGETHER: Which Morty?
-The cop, morons!
413
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,690
Don't worry about Rick,
Big Morty.
414
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,607
He's new.
415
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,822
He doesn't understand
how it works.
416
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,282
That's what you said
about your last partner.
417
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,111
Why would you say something
like that, Big Morty?
418
00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:00,363
You're fucking things up
for both of us here.
419
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,743
Wrong. He's fucking things up
for both of you.
420
00:15:03,878 --> 00:15:06,165
Unless he takes the money.
421
00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:08,671
Big Morty, you're under arrest.
422
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:11,006
S-Smartest man in the universe.
423
00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:12,250
[Grunts]
424
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,844
[All shouting, gunfire]
425
00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:19,182
They're just props!
Th-They're just props!
426
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,102
-[Groans]
-Not so big now, are ya?
427
00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,938
I never was!
It was figurative!
428
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:25,771
That's enough.
429
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,061
If we don't kill him,
he'll talk.
430
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,649
If you do, I'll talk.
431
00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:29,939
O-One thing's for sure.
432
00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:32,563
Y-Y'all don't have to worry
about Cowboy Morty talkin'.
433
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,941
This little cowpoke's gonna
mosey up on out of here.
434
00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:38,159
You told me to put my faith
in the right Morty.
435
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,823
I've got faith in you, partner.
436
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,538
Do the right thing.
437
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,120
Oh, Grandpa Rick,
438
00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,038
I-I don't wanna be
on the Citadel anymore.
439
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,752
I wanna be a regular kid.
440
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,791
I-I wanna to go to school
and throw balls around
441
00:15:49,924 --> 00:15:51,335
and masturbate.
442
00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:57,132
[Sirens wailing]
443
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,053
What the hell happened in there?
444
00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:02,550
Same old story.
445
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,644
Ricks killing Mortys.
446
00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:07,309
Okay, man, okay,
we got your portal gun.
447
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,897
What the hell's he doing?
448
00:16:15,032 --> 00:16:17,194
-[Greens] Where - Where am I?
-A bad place.
449
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:18,908
But you're going
to a better one soon.
450
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:21,323
Hey! Hey!
451
00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:23,492
-No, no, no, no!
-Whaa--
452
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:24,489
God damn it!
453
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,411
A portal to
the blender dimension?
454
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:27,875
That's the oldest trick
in the book!
455
00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,915
I'm a Rick!
I'm more Rick than any of you!
456
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,334
Then you should know you just
killed your only leverage!
457
00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:33,922
Then comes and get me,
motherfuckers!
458
00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:35,587
[Guns cock]
459
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,303
[Buzzing]
460
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,469
Stop.
I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third,
461
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,342
owner of this here
wafer establishment,
462
00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:45,559
and I say that the Rick in there
is right.
463
00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:46,928
He's more Rick than any of you.
464
00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:48,179
He's a terrorist!
465
00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:49,351
What Rick isn't?!
466
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,441
The Citadel was founded by Ricks
for Ricks to be free!
467
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,026
What's your name, young man?
468
00:16:54,155 --> 00:16:56,237
-Rick. And I'm -
-The same age as me, I know.
469
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,527
-How long have you worked here?
-15 years.
470
00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:00,115
What the hell have we become?
471
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:02,656
Whatever time you were gonna
make him serve, he's served it.
472
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,028
It ends now.
473
00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:05,747
-Come with me, friend.
-Where are we going?
474
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:06,910
To your new life.
475
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,250
Which starts with walking
the fuck out of here.
476
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,289
-Yo J-22, give 'em hell!
-[Burps]
477
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:13,754
[Cheers and applause]
478
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:15,749
SAM ELLIOT: There's a Rick
that held a factory hostage
479
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,798
after murdering his boss
and several co-workers.
480
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:22,888
The factory made cookies,
flavored them with lies.
481
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:24,883
He made us all take a look
at what we were doing.
482
00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,556
And in the bargain,
he got a taste of real freedom.
483
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:29,645
[Gunshot]
484
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,516
We captured that taste,
and we keep giving it to him
485
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,268
so he can give it
right back to you
486
00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:37,566
in every bite of new Simple Rick
Freedom Wafer Selects.
487
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,905
Come home to the unique flavor
488
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,991
of shattering
the grand illusion.
489
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,577
Come home to Simple Rick.
490
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,992
It is real.
491
00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,535
[Grunts]
492
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,829
After you.
493
00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:58,507
SPECS: There it is.
The Wishing Portal.
494
00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,218
They say for your wish
to come true,
495
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,304
you have to give up something
really important.
496
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,514
For me, that's my panini maker.
497
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,180
I wish for a million sandwiches.
498
00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,144
And, yes, I see the irony.
499
00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,762
I guess
I wish I had something cooler
500
00:18:11,899 --> 00:18:13,389
than this dumb-ass
surfer necklace.
501
00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:17,353
I wish incest porn had --
had a more mainstream appeal.
502
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,978
For -- For a friend of mine.
503
00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,981
None of those things
are gonna happen, you know.
504
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,404
Morty wishes never come true.
505
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,697
Not on the Citadel.
506
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,035
Then why did you bring us here?
507
00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:27,745
Because I wish
that would change.
508
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,160
I wish anything about this life
would change.
509
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,327
Well, I hope you're
putting something
510
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,497
pretty goddamn important
in there.
511
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,790
Me too.
512
00:18:34,922 --> 00:18:36,162
But I doubt it.
513
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,623
-No!
-Slick!
514
00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:42,084
M-Maybe...
515
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,803
Maybe it went somewhere nice.
516
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,296
AUTOMATED RICK:
Garbage dump.
517
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,390
Stand [burp] back.
518
00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:53,142
He had to be stopped.
519
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:55,641
He -- He cou-- He 0--
couldn't be allowed to win.
520
00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,562
Then you should've [burps]
worked on your aim, bro.
521
00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,857
He's alive? No, no, no.
You gotta listen to me.
522
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:02,321
I-I worked for him.
I was his campaign manager.
523
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,407
That Morty is not what he seems.
524
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,947
Yeah, well, no Morty
seems like a president.
525
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,990
-He...won?
-Yeah.
526
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:11,330
It was a blowout.
527
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,949
I would hardly call it
a blowout.
528
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,792
It was almost close enough
to trigger a recount.
529
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,378
Jesus. What are you,
joke security now, too?
530
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,039
RICK COP:
Why am I still here?
531
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,711
I heard he confessed
to everything.
532
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,959
Your case has been reviewed.
You're free to go.
533
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,928
But...l violated at least
a dozen departmental codes.
534
00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:27,922
New department.
New codes.
535
00:19:28,058 --> 00:19:29,423
New Citadel.
536
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,518
SPECS: Did we miss graduation?
Where are the new Ricks?
537
00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:34,353
No graduation.
No new Ricks.
538
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,143
The school's curriculum
is changing.
539
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:36,889
To what?
540
00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:38,312
I don't know,
and I don't have to know.
541
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,400
I've been fired.
542
00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:40,893
[Burping]
Good luck, turds.
543
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,522
Holy crap.
Slick's wish came true.
544
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:46,774
Sorry I'm late, Mr. President.
545
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,278
-Had a little crisis at work.
-Worth it!
546
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:50,699
It's no problem.
547
00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,367
Uh, a little more off the top.
548
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,117
You were saying,
Garment District Rick.
549
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,914
We were saying,
"President" Morty,
550
00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,583
that we don't care
who sits in that seat.
551
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:02,127
A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn
Jerry, doesn't matter.
552
00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,500
We've been running the Citadel
since before the council,
553
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,469
and you'll find that we're
still running it now.
554
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,588
Does he really speak
for everyone here?
555
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,338
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
556
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,136
Well, I think it's important
to be clear.
557
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,975
Raise your hand
if he speaks for you.
558
00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:18,189
[All screaming]
559
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,308
Is...that enough off the top?
560
00:20:20,444 --> 00:20:22,651
I don't know. Is it?
561
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,986
-Yes, yes, goddamn, yes.
-I think it's great.
562
00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:25,775
Good.
563
00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:27,865
This seems like
a good time for a drink
564
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:31,452
and a cold calculated speech
with sinister overtones.
565
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,948
A speech about politics...
566
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,620
about order...
567
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,286
Power.
568
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:42,629
But speeches
are for campaigning.
569
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,500
Now is the time for action.
570
00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:49,424
[Blond Redhead's
"For the Damaged" plays]
571
00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:53,095
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
572
00:20:53,227 --> 00:20:56,185
I Ah, ah-ah ♪
573
00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:59,851
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
574
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:01,975
I Ah, ah-ah ♪
575
00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:16,740
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
576
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,743
I Ah, ah-ah ♪
577
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,372
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
578
00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:25,794
I Ah, ah-ah ♪
579
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,442
Whoo!
[Laughs] Yeah!
580
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,653
-Atlantis, baby!
-That was amazing.
581
00:21:47,781 --> 00:21:49,192
You got some of that
mermaid puss.
582
00:21:49,325 --> 00:21:50,656
I'm really hoping
it wasn't a one-off thing
583
00:21:50,784 --> 00:21:51,740
and I can see her again.
584
00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:53,826
By the way, hey, um,
still not curious about
585
00:21:53,954 --> 00:21:56,036
what might've happened
at that crazy Citadel place?
586
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,031
Psh. Not at all, Morty.
That place will never have
587
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,204
any bearing over our lives
ever again.
588
00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:02,452
Unlike that mermaid puss!
Yeah!
589
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,919
We're going back for seconds!
590
00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:05,630
We're gonna do that shit
every week, man!
591
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,590
-That was Atlantis!
-Oh, shit!