1 00:00:02,686 --> 00:00:03,972 All right, Morty, you ready for our adventure 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:05,310 to the Lost City of Atlantis? 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,679 Ready as I'll ever be, Rick. 4 00:00:06,815 --> 00:00:08,647 -[Portal opens] -Oh, for fuck's sake. 5 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,142 Hello. I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty. 6 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,894 We're going from reality to reality 7 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:14,316 asking Ricks to contribute 8 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,031 to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund. 9 00:00:17,159 --> 00:00:18,024 What are you, stupid? 10 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,616 We're done with the Citadel of Ricks. 11 00:00:19,745 --> 00:00:21,861 I was [burps] never on board with it in the first place. 12 00:00:21,997 --> 00:00:24,159 That's why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot. 13 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,248 Oh, that was you. 14 00:00:26,376 --> 00:00:28,788 -They tried to murder him first. -Aw, geez. 15 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,503 Well, you'll be happy to know that the council's gone now. 16 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,248 Yeah, he knows. He murdered them. 17 00:00:33,383 --> 00:00:35,499 -You want to rein in your Morty? -Every day. 18 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,547 The Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund donates -- 19 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:39,716 Morty, he's not gonna [burps] donate. 20 00:00:39,848 --> 00:00:41,213 You're pitching the Policeman's Ball 21 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:42,681 to a black teenager here. 22 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,299 -Let's go. -You don't have to be a dick. 23 00:00:44,436 --> 00:00:45,926 I think you know that's not true. 24 00:00:46,063 --> 00:00:47,895 Geez. I didn't know there were still Ricks and Mortys 25 00:00:48,023 --> 00:00:48,888 living on the Citadel. 26 00:00:49,024 --> 00:00:50,560 I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like. 27 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:51,648 Well, you can keep wondering that 28 00:00:51,777 --> 00:00:52,733 while we go on a fun, fresh, 29 00:00:52,861 --> 00:00:54,943 self-contained adventure to Atlantis. 30 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:58,064 Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid 31 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,361 or one of the unfortunate millions 32 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,234 held hostage by their terrible ideas. 33 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,452 Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them! 34 00:01:05,457 --> 00:01:08,950 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 35 00:01:11,421 --> 00:01:14,755 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪ 36 00:01:16,718 --> 00:01:21,178 I I know there must be somethin' better I 37 00:01:23,392 --> 00:01:26,885 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 38 00:01:29,064 --> 00:01:32,307 ♪ It's survival in the city ♪ 39 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,104 I When you live from day to day ♪ 40 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:44,152 ♪ City streets don't have much pity ♪ 41 00:01:47,249 --> 00:01:51,083 J” When you're down, that's where you'll stay ♪ 42 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,701 ANNOUNCER RICK: Citadel Morning News. 43 00:01:52,838 --> 00:01:54,454 News about the Citadel in the morning, 44 00:01:54,589 --> 00:01:55,954 pretty self-explanatory. 45 00:01:56,091 --> 00:01:58,002 Good morning. I'm Rick D-716B. 46 00:01:58,135 --> 00:02:00,547 -And I'm Rick D-716. -Must be nice. 47 00:02:00,679 --> 00:02:02,966 Coming up, gravity outages in East Sanchez Heights. 48 00:02:03,098 --> 00:02:05,009 And is your uranium-powered cellular matrix 49 00:02:05,142 --> 00:02:06,177 making you sick? 50 00:02:06,309 --> 00:02:07,970 The answer may not surprise you. 51 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,844 It's -- Yes, it's uranium. 52 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:12,187 Those stories and more after this break. 53 00:02:12,315 --> 00:02:15,649 SAM ELLIOT: 60 iterations off the central finite curve, 54 00:02:15,777 --> 00:02:17,563 there's a Rick that works more with wood 55 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:19,312 than polarity plating. 56 00:02:19,448 --> 00:02:22,486 His name is Simple Rick, but he's no dummy. 57 00:02:22,617 --> 00:02:24,028 He realized long ago 58 00:02:24,161 --> 00:02:26,072 that the greatest thing he'd ever create 59 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:27,319 was his daughter. 60 00:02:27,456 --> 00:02:28,491 I love Daddy! 61 00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:29,784 SAM ELLIOT: We captured that moment. 62 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,374 We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind, 63 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:34,493 and the chemical it makes his brain secrete 64 00:02:34,629 --> 00:02:37,712 goes into every Simple Rick's "Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie. 65 00:02:37,841 --> 00:02:39,627 Come home to the impossible flavor 66 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,171 of your own completion. 67 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:43,214 Come home to Simple Rick's. 68 00:02:43,346 --> 00:02:46,088 Just one day remains before our newly democratic Citadel 69 00:02:46,224 --> 00:02:47,760 elects its first President. 70 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:50,180 It's anyone's race among the Rick candidates. 71 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:51,928 But a certain other candidate should be getting 72 00:02:52,063 --> 00:02:54,395 at least one vote for most adorable. 73 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:57,266 That's right. The Morty party candidate's still in the race, 74 00:02:57,402 --> 00:02:59,234 and you just gotta love him for that. 75 00:02:59,362 --> 00:03:01,148 RICK D-716: Here you see him in his little Morty suit waving. 76 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,363 RICK D-7168: Isn't that adorable? Little jackass. 77 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:04,607 RICK D-716: Uh, yeah, I think we actually have 78 00:03:04,743 --> 00:03:06,199 the audio for his speech here. 79 00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:07,489 "Aw, geez. Aw, man. 80 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,203 I'm gonna lose the election and stuff." 81 00:03:09,331 --> 00:03:11,288 [Both laugh] 82 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,531 We had a good run, sir, 83 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,749 but I think it's time to pull out of the race. 84 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:16,869 I feel pretty confident about tonight's debate. 85 00:03:17,005 --> 00:03:19,588 You shouldn't, sir. You should be terrified. 86 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:21,707 Maybe you should find a little faith, young man. 87 00:03:21,843 --> 00:03:24,210 You don't pay me to have faith. 88 00:03:24,346 --> 00:03:25,882 And we're the same age! 89 00:03:26,014 --> 00:03:28,005 [All cheering] 90 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,516 -Aah! -Whoa! 91 00:03:36,775 --> 00:03:38,732 Oh. Sorry. H was expecting -- 92 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:39,725 A Rick partner? 93 00:03:39,861 --> 00:03:42,273 Lesson one, rookie, expect the unexpected. 94 00:03:42,405 --> 00:03:43,736 Now, get in. 95 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:47,074 Mortys are human! 96 00:03:47,202 --> 00:03:49,569 Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin' animal! 97 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:50,739 -Whoa! -MORTY COP: The election's 98 00:03:50,872 --> 00:03:52,328 got these yellow shirts more riled up 99 00:03:52,457 --> 00:03:53,743 than a picture-day Jessica. 100 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,081 That's pretty harsh, sir. 101 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:56,746 So report me. Nobody gives a fuck. 102 00:03:56,878 --> 00:03:58,334 Look, I'm just saying, it makes me a little sad 103 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:00,545 to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys animals. 104 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,415 Well, it makes me sad to hear another Rick cop 105 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:04,212 buying into his sensitivity training. 106 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,800 Well, I'm glad to know there's more like me. 107 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:06,919 Oh, there was one. 108 00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:09,387 Why do you think that seat was empty? 109 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,723 RICK DISPATCH: Robbery at Fifth and [belches] Avenue. 110 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,809 Fifth and [belches] That's Morty Town. 111 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:14,802 Unit seven responding. 112 00:04:14,938 --> 00:04:16,224 -[Zaps} -Ohh! 113 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,438 [Siren wailing] 114 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:19,978 RICK TEACHER: Good idea, Rick. 115 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,441 ALL MORTY STUDENTS: Good idea, Rick. 116 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,186 This is a great adventure. 117 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:25,107 ALL: This is a great adventure. 118 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,322 RICK TEACHER: I love being your new Morty. 119 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,781 ALL: I love being your new Mor- 120 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,366 -Farty. -[Laughter] 121 00:04:30,495 --> 00:04:32,281 Very amusing, Mr. Smith. 122 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:34,280 Almost as amusing as when your first Rick 123 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:36,703 was decapitated on Zorpantheon Nine. 124 00:04:36,835 --> 00:04:39,702 Or was that your third Rick? How many Ricks have you had? 125 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,203 -Five. -I see. 126 00:04:41,339 --> 00:04:43,831 So you are top of the class in something. 127 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:46,174 Tomorrow you'll be transferred to your new Ricks. 128 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:48,260 Hopefully they will be your last. 129 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,299 Yes, Slow Ri-- Tall Morty'? 130 00:04:50,432 --> 00:04:53,049 Di-- Did I gradgitate this time yet? 131 00:04:53,184 --> 00:04:54,891 Anything's possible, Tall Morty. 132 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:55,976 -[Groans] -[Laughter] 133 00:04:56,104 --> 00:04:58,095 [Bell rings] 134 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:01,315 I guess we won't be seeing each other after this, huh? 135 00:05:01,443 --> 00:05:03,480 I say we make our last day count. 136 00:05:03,612 --> 00:05:05,853 I say...we go to the Wishing Portal. 137 00:05:05,989 --> 00:05:07,775 -That's a myth. -It's not a myth. 138 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,444 My first Rick's fourth Morty 139 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,907 knew a Rick whose Morty went there. 140 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:12,652 If we're not here for graduation, 141 00:05:12,787 --> 00:05:14,243 our butts are gonna wind up in Morty Town. 142 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:16,454 I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, 143 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,573 not a chicken. 144 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:19,040 Okay, fine. I'm in. 145 00:05:19,169 --> 00:05:20,409 Me too. 146 00:05:21,046 --> 00:05:24,038 -What the hell?! -I thought I saw a fly. 147 00:05:30,972 --> 00:05:32,178 [Alarm blaring] 148 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:33,843 SUPERVISOR RICK: [Whistles] 149 00:05:33,975 --> 00:05:35,215 Listen up, fuck nuts. 150 00:05:35,352 --> 00:05:37,013 I've been your supervisor for five years, 151 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:38,931 but all shitty things must come to an end, 152 00:05:39,064 --> 00:05:41,351 and I have been promoted to regional manager. 153 00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:42,223 [Mock cheering] 154 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:44,691 Yeah, I feel the same way. May be never meet again. 155 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:45,684 Of course, that makes 156 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,231 the position of supervisor available, 157 00:05:47,364 --> 00:05:49,856 so, as of next week, the ass you'll be kissing 158 00:05:49,991 --> 00:05:51,402 will be that of... 159 00:05:51,534 --> 00:05:53,992 K-83, affectionately known as Cool Rick. 160 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,327 -[All grumbling] -I know I'm new to the Citadel, 161 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,493 and some of you might not think I put in my time, 162 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,911 but what can I say? 163 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,124 I'm Cool Rick! 164 00:06:01,252 --> 00:06:02,913 Yo! Ha! Ha! Check me out! 165 00:06:03,046 --> 00:06:05,003 All right knuckle[burps]heads, any questions? 166 00:06:06,091 --> 00:06:09,083 All right, then, back to work, you gold rickers. 167 00:06:11,346 --> 00:06:14,134 [Hip-hop music plays] 168 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:19,889 No Ricks, no families, 169 00:06:20,021 --> 00:06:22,262 high off their asses, and running amuck. 170 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:24,310 Mortys are raised to be Sidekicks. 171 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:27,184 Without a side to kick, they just start kicking. 172 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,729 They were -- They were about my height, 173 00:06:29,864 --> 00:06:31,275 around 14 years old. 174 00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:32,648 Oh, their -- their shirts were yellow! 175 00:06:32,784 --> 00:06:34,240 Yeah, make sure you get that down. 176 00:06:34,369 --> 00:06:36,155 Any mutations, augmentations? 177 00:06:36,287 --> 00:06:38,278 Uh, three eyes? A tail? Maybe a buzz cut? 178 00:06:38,415 --> 00:06:39,826 No. Just four normal Mortys. 179 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:41,744 -Normal? -Put it in your blog. 180 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:43,412 Let me turn over a few rocks. 181 00:06:43,545 --> 00:06:46,412 Aw. 9992. Hey, what's goin' on, fellas? 182 00:06:46,548 --> 00:06:47,788 Aw, geez, man. Nothing, man. 183 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:49,130 We're just hanging out and stuff. 184 00:06:49,259 --> 00:06:50,340 I hear that. Aw, geez. 185 00:06:50,468 --> 00:06:51,708 I guess I'm supposed to be figurin' out 186 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,131 who robbed the store across the street. 187 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:54,845 But, aw, geez, I don't know. 188 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:56,088 Aw, geez man, that sucks 189 00:06:56,224 --> 00:06:57,510 that your Rick's making you do that. 190 00:06:57,642 --> 00:06:59,849 He's not my Rick. He's my partner. 191 00:06:59,978 --> 00:07:01,264 Aw, geez. 192 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:03,512 Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference. 193 00:07:03,648 --> 00:07:04,809 Who am I to say? 194 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:07,308 To me, you just look like a sidekick. 195 00:07:07,444 --> 00:07:09,185 Call me a sidekick one more time! 196 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,810 -Call me a sidekick! -Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez! 197 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:12,358 Wanna see how I paint a wall?! 198 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:13,980 It was the Morty Town Locos, man! 199 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:15,528 -The -- The Morty Town Locos! -[Groans] 200 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:17,150 Aah! Aah! 201 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:19,153 Do you realize how many codes you just violated? 202 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:20,370 Aw, geez, Rick. 203 00:07:20,498 --> 00:07:22,034 What do I know about knowin' stuff? 204 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,874 Get in the fuckin' car. 205 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:25,288 More lasers. 206 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,502 You could take more time to answer the question if you like. 207 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:31,794 Okay, Juggling Rick, 208 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:34,133 how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis? 209 00:07:34,262 --> 00:07:36,469 First off, can I just say that I believe this Citadel 210 00:07:36,598 --> 00:07:38,714 is the greatest in the entire multi-verse. 211 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,807 Now, I believe the answer to your question 212 00:07:40,935 --> 00:07:42,175 has three parts. 213 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:46,146 First, education spending must get much higher. 214 00:07:46,274 --> 00:07:48,106 But it has to be balanced with defense... 215 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,145 - Whoa! Whoa! -Can we fact-check this please? 216 00:07:50,278 --> 00:07:51,439 Never mind. Who am I kidding? 217 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,811 This race is over. 218 00:07:52,947 --> 00:07:55,655 And that's how you run a Citadel! 219 00:07:55,784 --> 00:07:56,990 [All Ricks cheering] 220 00:07:57,118 --> 00:08:00,031 Candidate Morty, the number of displaced Mortys is soaring 221 00:08:00,163 --> 00:08:02,120 while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting, 222 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,615 and the divide between the two groups has never been wider. 223 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,333 Solve that one real quick. 224 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:07,997 [Ricks cheering, chuckling] 225 00:08:08,129 --> 00:08:10,871 I don't see a divide between Ricks and Mortys. 226 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:11,963 Oh, shocker. 227 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,924 -[Farts] -[Laughter] 228 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:15,838 I'd like to offer a re-buttal. [Farts] 229 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:18,337 Gentlemen, gentlemen, I think we can all agree on one thing. 230 00:08:18,473 --> 00:08:20,259 [Farts twice] Well, it came out as two things, 231 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:21,881 but you get the idea. 232 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,349 -[Laughter] -You guys finished? 233 00:08:23,478 --> 00:08:24,559 [Laughing stops] 234 00:08:24,687 --> 00:08:27,019 The division I see is between the Ricks and Mortys 235 00:08:27,148 --> 00:08:28,855 that like the Citadel divided... 236 00:08:28,983 --> 00:08:30,439 and the rest of us. 237 00:08:31,653 --> 00:08:32,984 I see it everywhere I go. 238 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,603 I see it in our schools 239 00:08:34,739 --> 00:08:36,321 where they teach Mortys we're all the same, 240 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,440 because they're threatened by what makes us unique. 241 00:08:38,576 --> 00:08:41,284 I see it in our streets where they give guns to Mortys 242 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:44,871 so we're too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice. 243 00:08:44,999 --> 00:08:46,285 I see it in our factories 244 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:49,034 where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss' salary 245 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,707 even though they're identical and have the same IQ. 246 00:08:52,882 --> 00:08:55,089 The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys 247 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:56,583 or outraged Ricks. 248 00:08:56,719 --> 00:08:57,584 [Screams] 249 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,552 [Gunshots] 250 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:02,298 The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys 251 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:03,639 feeding on the Citadel's death. 252 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:05,725 -Holy shit. -[Alarm sounding] 253 00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:08,095 RICK SECURITY OFFICER: He's headed for the flavor core! 254 00:09:08,231 --> 00:09:10,347 But I've got a message for them, 255 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,316 from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive, 256 00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:16,436 a message from the Ricks and Mortys 257 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:19,235 that believe in this Citadel 258 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:21,608 to the Ricks and Mortys that don't. 259 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,744 You're outnumbered. 260 00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:29,162 [Cheers and applause] 261 00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:31,626 Holy shit. 262 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,836 I don't believe it. 263 00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,251 I-I can't believe it. 264 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,590 I know. That's why you're fired. 265 00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:40,798 Sounds like you're looking for work. 266 00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:43,672 I can offer you a very enticing compensation package. 267 00:09:43,808 --> 00:09:45,719 First, let's talk benefits. 268 00:09:46,394 --> 00:09:49,307 Daddy loves you. That's Daddy's good girl. 269 00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:50,554 Your life is a lie, man. 270 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,601 All your life's are lies! Don't you get it?! 271 00:09:52,734 --> 00:09:54,645 They told us we were special because we were Ricks, 272 00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:56,768 but they stripped us of everything that made us unique! 273 00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:57,770 We know how you feel. 274 00:09:57,906 --> 00:09:59,613 We're working-stiff Ricks just like you. 275 00:09:59,741 --> 00:10:01,402 But our assembly line is justice. 276 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,615 What are your demands? 277 00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:04,030 I-I-I want a portal gun. 278 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:05,493 Unregistered, untraceable, 279 00:10:05,622 --> 00:10:08,284 with enough fluid to take me off this goddamn prison! 280 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,124 -The media's outside. -Well, keep 'em there. 281 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:13,914 Anyway, so, yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie, 282 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,833 built on lies, and some other shit. 283 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,831 I say appreciate the life you have, 284 00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:19,457 because it can always be worse. 285 00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:20,459 Back to you, Ricks. 286 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:22,677 Thank you, Rick 0716-C. 287 00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:24,216 -That fuckin' guy. -Tell me about it. 288 00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:25,839 [Clears throat] Meanwhile, in election news, 289 00:10:25,975 --> 00:10:28,763 an unexpected turn of events as Morty from the Morty Party 290 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,351 soars to the top of the polls. 291 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,642 -Morty! Morty! Morty! -Yes. 292 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:35,141 Morty, what's your original reality, and where's your Rick? 293 00:10:35,276 --> 00:10:38,359 Gosh, we moved around so much, it's hard to remember. 294 00:10:38,488 --> 00:10:40,149 I see every Rick as my Rick. 295 00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,318 I hope they see me as their Morty. 296 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,691 Another? Please? With less water? 297 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,192 Hey, cheer up, pal. 298 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:47,819 A Morty's gonna be president. 299 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,664 Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything. 300 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,624 I guess I should've had more faith. 301 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,369 It's not faith you need. It's fear. 302 00:10:56,464 --> 00:10:58,171 What's this? 303 00:10:58,299 --> 00:11:00,290 It's secrets. 304 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,416 Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you think it is? 305 00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:02,417 Look at how I'm dressed. 306 00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:03,884 RICK REPORTER: Having taken aim at the system, 307 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:05,378 are afraid at all for your safety? 308 00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:07,005 CANDIDATE MORTY: I'd rather live in hope than fear. 309 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:10,554 If I had to fear anything, I'd fear other people being afraid. 310 00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:11,768 Of fear. Itself. 311 00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,603 But, no, I'm not afraid. 312 00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:14,596 MORTY TOWN LOCO #1: Hey, Rick, man, 313 00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:17,349 when there's a Morty president, you gonna lick my balls or what? 314 00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:18,566 Sheeeet, grandson, 315 00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:21,187 you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs, 316 00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:23,108 I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down. 317 00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,356 -[Laughter] -[Door crashes] 318 00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:25,277 Hands in the air! 319 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,117 What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell? 320 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:28,656 You guys doing a little chemistry homework 321 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,699 -with Grandpa? -Is this what I think it is? 322 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,072 Bootleg portal fluid. 323 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,034 [Screams] 324 00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:38,291 I guess his math was off. 325 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,663 Search the place. 326 00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:43,921 [Sobbing] 327 00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:47,091 Are -- Are you... my new...R-Rick? 328 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,588 It's okay, Morty. 329 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,099 -[Grunts] -[Screams] 330 00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,060 [Mobile playing] 331 00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:55,644 Jesus. 332 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,138 He stabbed me. He got me had, Morty. 333 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,936 Shh. It's okay. You're okay. 334 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,274 You were right. [Coughs] 335 00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:01,859 Everything I learned at the academy was -- 336 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:02,773 Doesn't matter. 337 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,896 Nothing's wrong with putting your faith in a Morty. 338 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:06,865 You just gotta pick the right one. 339 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,449 Why is there a crib in here? 340 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,740 Something they do. To make you feel bad. 341 00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:13,034 Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh? 342 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,827 Go to the car and grab a mam-pack. 343 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,620 Let me worry about this. 344 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,717 -What happened? -Same old story. 345 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,132 Mortys killing Mortys. 346 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,134 Almost...got it. 347 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,431 -[All yelping] -FARMER RICK: Hey! 348 00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:37,600 Y'all get the hell away from my damn mega fruit! 349 00:12:37,732 --> 00:12:38,597 [All yelping] 350 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,269 -Sic 'em, boy! -[Barking] 351 00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:41,391 I don't wear this dag-nab hat 352 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,109 and commit to this rural character 353 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,319 so you can eat for free while you come of age! 354 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,564 I bet the Wishing Portal leads to a reality 355 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,565 where they're - where all - 356 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,942 where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies. 357 00:12:51,079 --> 00:12:52,615 I bet it leads to a place with a bunch of fry -- 358 00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:54,283 fly -- flies everywhere. 359 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:56,076 Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. 360 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,074 I bet it's a big hole 361 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,201 where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams. 362 00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,328 Slick, why do you have to be so dramatic? 363 00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,421 You wanna know why? Because of this. 364 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,210 I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys 365 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:06,833 with a drama implant. 366 00:13:06,969 --> 00:13:08,835 How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, 367 00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:10,257 to know that no matter where I go, 368 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,551 I'll always be the one 369 00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,049 that makes everybody sad and a little bored? 370 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,426 Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? 371 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,054 You also roll up your sleeves. 372 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,477 I thought I was Left-Handed Morty. 373 00:13:21,609 --> 00:13:24,476 Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables. 374 00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,728 Hey, there. How you doing? Great to meet you. 375 00:13:26,864 --> 00:13:29,026 I'm a plumber, sir. I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber. 376 00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:30,239 That doesn't sound like Rick work. 377 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,325 You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you? 378 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:33,659 Ha! ha! I sure didn't, sir! 379 00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:34,823 Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty! 380 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:37,038 I cloned myself so you could kiss me as a baby! 381 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,531 This is just like a Morty baby! 382 00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,875 [All cheering] 383 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:43,620 Hey, did you, uh, end up getting a new job? 384 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,747 Yeah, I did. Assassinating you. 385 00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:46,714 [Groans] 386 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:47,674 [Screams] 387 00:13:47,802 --> 00:13:50,385 I'm okay. I'm okay. 388 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,926 [Groans] 389 00:13:56,644 --> 00:14:00,478 Aw, man. Aw, geez. Aw, hah. 390 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,347 You look like you could use a good time. 391 00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:04,690 One dance for $10, two for $25. 392 00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:07,186 No, thank you. And bad math. 393 00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:09,187 Ha! Ha! Yeah! This is a good time! 394 00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,360 -What is this place? -The Creepy Morty. 395 00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:13,233 What is it your kind's always saying? 396 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,700 "Don't think about it." 397 00:14:14,829 --> 00:14:17,366 Come on. There's someone important I want you to meet. 398 00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,364 Ah, Bubbala! 399 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,582 How'd it go with the Morty Town Locos? 400 00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:22,951 They had a little accident. 401 00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:24,919 They won't be causing any trouble anymore. 402 00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:28,381 Those were bad Mortys. Very bad Mortys. 403 00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:29,374 [Snaps fingers] 404 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,126 Big Morty likes to contribute 405 00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:33,048 to keeping the peace in Morty Town. 406 00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:36,799 Think of him as a "drug lord" and us as cops on his payroll. 407 00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,265 -Morty... -TOGETHER: Which Morty? 408 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:39,930 M-M-My partner. 409 00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:42,019 Morty, you're right. Morty Town is bad. 410 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,889 But that doesn't mean that we have to be. 411 00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:45,732 Hey, what's going on here. Marty? 412 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,147 -TOGETHER: Which Morty? -The cop, morons! 413 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,690 Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty. 414 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,607 He's new. 415 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,822 He doesn't understand how it works. 416 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,282 That's what you said about your last partner. 417 00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,111 Why would you say something like that, Big Morty? 418 00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:00,363 You're fucking things up for both of us here. 419 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,743 Wrong. He's fucking things up for both of you. 420 00:15:03,878 --> 00:15:06,165 Unless he takes the money. 421 00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:08,671 Big Morty, you're under arrest. 422 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:11,006 S-Smartest man in the universe. 423 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:12,250 [Grunts] 424 00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,844 [All shouting, gunfire] 425 00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:19,182 They're just props! Th-They're just props! 426 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,102 -[Groans] -Not so big now, are ya? 427 00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,938 I never was! It was figurative! 428 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:25,771 That's enough. 429 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,061 If we don't kill him, he'll talk. 430 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,649 If you do, I'll talk. 431 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:29,939 O-One thing's for sure. 432 00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:32,563 Y-Y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talkin'. 433 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,941 This little cowpoke's gonna mosey up on out of here. 434 00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:38,159 You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. 435 00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,823 I've got faith in you, partner. 436 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,538 Do the right thing. 437 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,120 Oh, Grandpa Rick, 438 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,038 I-I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore. 439 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,752 I wanna be a regular kid. 440 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,791 I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around 441 00:15:49,924 --> 00:15:51,335 and masturbate. 442 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:57,132 [Sirens wailing] 443 00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,053 What the hell happened in there? 444 00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:02,550 Same old story. 445 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,644 Ricks killing Mortys. 446 00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:07,309 Okay, man, okay, we got your portal gun. 447 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,897 What the hell's he doing? 448 00:16:15,032 --> 00:16:17,194 -[Greens] Where - Where am I? -A bad place. 449 00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:18,908 But you're going to a better one soon. 450 00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:21,323 Hey! Hey! 451 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:23,492 -No, no, no, no! -Whaa-- 452 00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:24,489 God damn it! 453 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,411 A portal to the blender dimension? 454 00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:27,875 That's the oldest trick in the book! 455 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,915 I'm a Rick! I'm more Rick than any of you! 456 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,334 Then you should know you just killed your only leverage! 457 00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:33,922 Then comes and get me, motherfuckers! 458 00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:35,587 [Guns cock] 459 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,303 [Buzzing] 460 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,469 Stop. I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third, 461 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,342 owner of this here wafer establishment, 462 00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:45,559 and I say that the Rick in there is right. 463 00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:46,928 He's more Rick than any of you. 464 00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:48,179 He's a terrorist! 465 00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:49,351 What Rick isn't?! 466 00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,441 The Citadel was founded by Ricks for Ricks to be free! 467 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,026 What's your name, young man? 468 00:16:54,155 --> 00:16:56,237 -Rick. And I'm - -The same age as me, I know. 469 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,527 -How long have you worked here? -15 years. 470 00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:00,115 What the hell have we become? 471 00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:02,656 Whatever time you were gonna make him serve, he's served it. 472 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,028 It ends now. 473 00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:05,747 -Come with me, friend. -Where are we going? 474 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:06,910 To your new life. 475 00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,250 Which starts with walking the fuck out of here. 476 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,289 -Yo J-22, give 'em hell! -[Burps] 477 00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:13,754 [Cheers and applause] 478 00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:15,749 SAM ELLIOT: There's a Rick that held a factory hostage 479 00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,798 after murdering his boss and several co-workers. 480 00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:22,888 The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies. 481 00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:24,883 He made us all take a look at what we were doing. 482 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,556 And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom. 483 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:29,645 [Gunshot] 484 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,516 We captured that taste, and we keep giving it to him 485 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,268 so he can give it right back to you 486 00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:37,566 in every bite of new Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects. 487 00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,905 Come home to the unique flavor 488 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,991 of shattering the grand illusion. 489 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,577 Come home to Simple Rick. 490 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,992 It is real. 491 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,535 [Grunts] 492 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,829 After you. 493 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:58,507 SPECS: There it is. The Wishing Portal. 494 00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,218 They say for your wish to come true, 495 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,304 you have to give up something really important. 496 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,514 For me, that's my panini maker. 497 00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,180 I wish for a million sandwiches. 498 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,144 And, yes, I see the irony. 499 00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,762 I guess I wish I had something cooler 500 00:18:11,899 --> 00:18:13,389 than this dumb-ass surfer necklace. 501 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:17,353 I wish incest porn had -- had a more mainstream appeal. 502 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,978 For -- For a friend of mine. 503 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,981 None of those things are gonna happen, you know. 504 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,404 Morty wishes never come true. 505 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,697 Not on the Citadel. 506 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,035 Then why did you bring us here? 507 00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:27,745 Because I wish that would change. 508 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,160 I wish anything about this life would change. 509 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,327 Well, I hope you're putting something 510 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,497 pretty goddamn important in there. 511 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,790 Me too. 512 00:18:34,922 --> 00:18:36,162 But I doubt it. 513 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,623 -No! -Slick! 514 00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:42,084 M-Maybe... 515 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,803 Maybe it went somewhere nice. 516 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,296 AUTOMATED RICK: Garbage dump. 517 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,390 Stand [burp] back. 518 00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:53,142 He had to be stopped. 519 00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:55,641 He -- He cou-- He 0-- couldn't be allowed to win. 520 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,562 Then you should've [burps] worked on your aim, bro. 521 00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,857 He's alive? No, no, no. You gotta listen to me. 522 00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:02,321 I-I worked for him. I was his campaign manager. 523 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,407 That Morty is not what he seems. 524 00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,947 Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president. 525 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,990 -He...won? -Yeah. 526 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:11,330 It was a blowout. 527 00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,949 I would hardly call it a blowout. 528 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,792 It was almost close enough to trigger a recount. 529 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,378 Jesus. What are you, joke security now, too? 530 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,039 RICK COP: Why am I still here? 531 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,711 I heard he confessed to everything. 532 00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,959 Your case has been reviewed. You're free to go. 533 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,928 But...l violated at least a dozen departmental codes. 534 00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:27,922 New department. New codes. 535 00:19:28,058 --> 00:19:29,423 New Citadel. 536 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,518 SPECS: Did we miss graduation? Where are the new Ricks? 537 00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:34,353 No graduation. No new Ricks. 538 00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,143 The school's curriculum is changing. 539 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:36,889 To what? 540 00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:38,312 I don't know, and I don't have to know. 541 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,400 I've been fired. 542 00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:40,893 [Burping] Good luck, turds. 543 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,522 Holy crap. Slick's wish came true. 544 00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:46,774 Sorry I'm late, Mr. President. 545 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,278 -Had a little crisis at work. -Worth it! 546 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:50,699 It's no problem. 547 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,367 Uh, a little more off the top. 548 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,117 You were saying, Garment District Rick. 549 00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,914 We were saying, "President" Morty, 550 00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,583 that we don't care who sits in that seat. 551 00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:02,127 A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. 552 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,500 We've been running the Citadel since before the council, 553 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,469 and you'll find that we're still running it now. 554 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,588 Does he really speak for everyone here? 555 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,338 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 556 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,136 Well, I think it's important to be clear. 557 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,975 Raise your hand if he speaks for you. 558 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:18,189 [All screaming] 559 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,308 Is...that enough off the top? 560 00:20:20,444 --> 00:20:22,651 I don't know. Is it? 561 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,986 -Yes, yes, goddamn, yes. -I think it's great. 562 00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:25,775 Good. 563 00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:27,865 This seems like a good time for a drink 564 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:31,452 and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. 565 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,948 A speech about politics... 566 00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,620 about order... 567 00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,286 Power. 568 00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:42,629 But speeches are for campaigning. 569 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,500 Now is the time for action. 570 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:49,424 [Blond Redhead's "For the Damaged" plays] 571 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:53,095 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 572 00:20:53,227 --> 00:20:56,185 I Ah, ah-ah ♪ 573 00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:59,851 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 574 00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:01,975 I Ah, ah-ah ♪ 575 00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:16,740 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 576 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,743 I Ah, ah-ah ♪ 577 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,372 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 578 00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:25,794 I Ah, ah-ah ♪ 579 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,442 Whoo! [Laughs] Yeah! 580 00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,653 -Atlantis, baby! -That was amazing. 581 00:21:47,781 --> 00:21:49,192 You got some of that mermaid puss. 582 00:21:49,325 --> 00:21:50,656 I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing 583 00:21:50,784 --> 00:21:51,740 and I can see her again. 584 00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:53,826 By the way, hey, um, still not curious about 585 00:21:53,954 --> 00:21:56,036 what might've happened at that crazy Citadel place? 586 00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,031 Psh. Not at all, Morty. That place will never have 587 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,204 any bearing over our lives ever again. 588 00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:02,452 Unlike that mermaid puss! Yeah! 589 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,919 We're going back for seconds! 590 00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:05,630 We're gonna do that shit every week, man! 591 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,590 -That was Atlantis! -Oh, shit!