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Rick, we did it!
We... we got it!
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Hurry up, Morty.
Get in!
3
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- Chachi!
- [bleep] Chachi, Morty.
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Did you get it?
He helped me escape prison.
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Did you get
the ultimate cube?
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Oh, it's purple.
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Y-you said
it was purple.
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I said mine was.
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I didn't know they all were.
10
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And now we do,
thanks to Chichi.
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Chachi.
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So, uh,
w-w-when do I get it?
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Get what, a hug?
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Let's find a planet
with a garden hose first.
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- A dragon.
- A dragon.
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You asked me to cut class
and fight robots with you.
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I said, "no."
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you said, "millions of lives
depend on it."
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I said, "I'll do it
for a dragon."
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you said, "whatever."
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I want my dragon.
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You know who's into dragons,
Morty?
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Nerds that refuse to admit
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- they're christian.
- I want my dragon.
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Let me give you
rocket shoes.
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Let me give you
wolverine claws.
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Let me give you
a [bleep] rocket hat.
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Just be sure to use it
with the rocket shoes,
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or it'll rip your head off.
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I want my dragon!
I want my dragon!
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- I want my dragon!
- [ gas hisses ]
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- Oh.
- Ha! Ha!
33
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Oh, crap. [ coughs ]
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Crap.
35
00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:04,390
Dad, are you okay?
36
00:01:04,494 --> 00:01:06,242
Your ship
crashed in Malta.
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[ Groans ]
I'm okay.
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Oh, thank God.
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Dad, did you promise
Morty
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- a dragon?
- Fuuuuuuu...
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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*RICKY AND MORTY*
Season 04 Episode 04
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Title :"Claw and Hoarder:
Special Ricktim's Mort"
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- Ugh!
- Bleed here
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and here.
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Rick:
I'm not co-bleeding.
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Under authority
of our treaty
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'twixt the realms
of dragon and man...
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Oh, my God,
it's my first gay wedding.
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- Summer!
- ..I hereby bind
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this noble serpent and rider
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at the soul.
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Here's your tome of
dragon spells and lore.
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00:02:03,836 --> 00:02:05,198
That'll have everything
you need.
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00:02:05,286 --> 00:02:06,323
Enjoy your dragon.
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00:02:06,411 --> 00:02:08,219
Okay, dragon,
here's the house rules.
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[ Roars ]
My name is Balthromaw,
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breaker of sky,
slayer of mountain.
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Rule one... you are now scooper
of your own poops,
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or I will take you down like
the black-light poster you are.
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I don't got any more rules.
That's it.
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[ Door closes ]
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I'm guessing you'd rather not
be tagged in this.
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Okay, I'll bite.
68
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What's with
the talking cat?
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It's a dragon,
dip knob.
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I know that's a dragon.
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I'm talking about
the talking cat in my bedroom.
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Jerry, why would I give Morty
a talking dragon
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and you a talking cat
at the same time?
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Those concepts bump.
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If you're talking to a cat,
it's an abnormal event
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unrelated to me like
when you went to pluto
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or [bleep] my daughter.
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Okay, there's really no need
to get savage.
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Cat: So?
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Eh, he says he has nothing
to do with your talking.
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Told you.
So then why are you talking?
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Why should that matter?
Why should it not matter?
83
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How do I know I'm not
hallucinating?
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Rick said this is
an abnormal event.
85
00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,996
Do you always need Rick
to tell you what's going on?
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Maybe it's time you stopped
asking questions
87
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and started having fun.
88
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
90
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So, what do you want?
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I want you to take us
to the airport
92
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and get us two
first-class tickets to Florida.
93
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Why, I...
I can do that.
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[ laughing ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oh, this is so cool!
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[ Sighs ]
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I await
your next command.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody is commanding anybody.
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I love soaring through the sky
with you as equals.
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W-what do you
want to do?
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I want to enter my lair
and sleep upon my hoard
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until the age of man
expires.
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Okay.
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Split the diff?
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20-minute nap
and soar through the sky?
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Ugh.
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As you command.
109
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Okay, see you soon.
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T-this is fun.
111
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Yeah, right.
112
00:04:02,363 --> 00:04:04,090
What's this show called,
"ass"?
113
00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,848
Yeah, it's like "bones,"
but they solve ass crimes.
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00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,097
Woman on tv:
This ass is a clue.
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00:04:08,184 --> 00:04:09,323
Are these two
gonna hook up?
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00:04:09,411 --> 00:04:11,502
No, and only the lame fans
want that.
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00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:13,088
Don't tell me
how to enjoy things.
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Go to her ass.
That's Brenner.
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00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:16,622
Go to Brenner ass.
120
00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,073
Honeymoon over
already?
121
00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:20,261
What's that
supposed to mean?
122
00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:21,963
Admit it, Morty.
Dragons suck.
123
00:04:22,051 --> 00:04:24,105
Why don't you admit you don't
anyone else to be happy
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00:04:24,192 --> 00:04:26,372
because
you're a sad old fart?
125
00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:28,877
How do you
saddle a fart?
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Holy [bleep]
look!
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- I love you, ass.
- I love you, Brenner.
128
00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:33,345
- No.
- Shh.
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00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:34,622
- Ah!
- Whoa!
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00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,442
And that's
the end of the
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"Morty gets a dragon"
episode.
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00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:38,862
Are you gonna
slay it?
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00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:41,247
First off,
I always slay it, queen.
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- Secondly, yes.
- Should I pause "ass"?
135
00:04:43,512 --> 00:04:45,755
Nah, it's kind of boring
now that they're together.
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[ Snoring ]
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Hey [bleep] face!
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Will you shut the [bleep] up
or at least roll over?
139
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- [ Groans ]
- Oh, no, it burns.
140
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Oh, my God.
Oh, the fire of... of it all.
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00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:02,401
Ah, if only I had
prepared better
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00:05:02,489 --> 00:05:04,174
for this terrifying battle
by remembering
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00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,320
the only thing dragons
are known for.
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00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:12,973
[♪♪]
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Careful you don't
get heartburn.
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00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,245
I made that android
with a lot of c4.
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00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,042
Oh, I'm sorry.
I imbued it with
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a remote-controlled
explode-y potion.
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You have bested me.
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00:05:23,335 --> 00:05:25,292
I am at your service.
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00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,901
Good to be on
the same parchment.
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00:05:26,989 --> 00:05:28,682
Now, I'm gonna tell
my grandson you ran off
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with a low-flying 747
while you pack up your...
154
00:05:31,848 --> 00:05:34,135
Wait, is this...
Why do you have an original
155
00:05:34,223 --> 00:05:36,979
ecto cooler
juice box from 1989?
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I hoard that which
your kind covets.
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- Give you 20 bucks for it.
- [ chuckles ] Nice try.
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00:05:42,794 --> 00:05:44,464
What the hell else
are you hoarding down here?
159
00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:46,940
Cha-ching.
"small soldiers" spin pops?
160
00:05:47,028 --> 00:05:48,565
- Don't open that.
- I'm not an idiot.
161
00:05:48,653 --> 00:05:51,752
Hey, why do you have future's
self-titled album on vinyl?
162
00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,066
Look closer.
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00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:55,068
Oh [bleep]
he signed it.
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00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,340
Closer.
165
00:05:56,763 --> 00:05:58,885
He signed it in Molly
and percocet?
166
00:05:58,973 --> 00:06:00,557
I could spend all night
down here.
167
00:06:00,645 --> 00:06:03,338
Do you indulge
in volcanic fumes?
168
00:06:04,715 --> 00:06:06,104
Is it gonna
[bleep] up my brain?
169
00:06:06,192 --> 00:06:07,723
- No.
- I'll do it anyway.
170
00:06:07,811 --> 00:06:11,497
Hoo, those were not
cheap tickets,
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00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:15,188
but, um,
I'm down to clown.
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00:06:15,691 --> 00:06:18,346
Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk
again, uh?
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00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:19,581
It's not important,
jerry.
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00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,042
Okay,
but why Florida?
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00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,729
Because they don't
ask questions.
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00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:25,088
They play volleyball,
they party, and they have fun.
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00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,566
Right, right.
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00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,127
You can do this,
Jerry.
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I can do this.
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00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,127
I can do this.
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00:06:31,656 --> 00:06:34,561
Ohh!
Ugh!
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00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:36,588
Oh, yeah.
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00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,664
Jipe:
Hey, Jerry, after this game,
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come to my yacht
and bring your cat.
185
00:06:40,455 --> 00:06:41,715
You got it, Jipe.
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00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:43,547
I got to admit,
you were right.
187
00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:45,383
I've got to tell you
something, Jerry.
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This is the happiest I've ever
been in my entire life.
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00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,836
Woman: Oh, gross!
Who shit in the sand?
190
00:06:50,924 --> 00:06:53,258
Someone took a small shit
in the sand
191
00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,156
and buried it with, like,
two little kicks
192
00:06:55,244 --> 00:06:57,464
and just left it here
like a land mine.
193
00:06:57,612 --> 00:06:59,666
Why and who?
194
00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:01,977
It was him.
195
00:07:02,065 --> 00:07:03,399
[ Booing ]
196
00:07:03,487 --> 00:07:05,057
Help!
197
00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:06,145
♪ Yo ♪
198
00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,275
♪ Percocets, yeah, Molly,
percocets, percosets ♪
199
00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:12,453
♪ Percocets, yeah, Molly,
percocets, percosets ♪
200
00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:15,229
♪ Mask on,
mask off ♪
201
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,494
♪ Gas gone, never nod off ♪
202
00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,691
I'm being summoned
by Morty.
203
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,593
Yeah.
He's, uh, texting me.
204
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,795
Hmm.
How are you responding?
205
00:07:28,932 --> 00:07:30,469
Ugh, I tend not to,
206
00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:32,977
or maybe I'll send, like,
a popular animated gif
207
00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:34,190
that could be
interpreted in
208
00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,151
- almost any way.
- Brilliant.
209
00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:37,838
I summon thee.
210
00:07:38,096 --> 00:07:41,455
I summon thee,
Balthromaw.
211
00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:42,838
What the hell?
212
00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,149
Taylor swift pumping her hands
in the air?
213
00:07:45,237 --> 00:07:46,603
- What does it mean when...
- It means you're lame.
214
00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:47,393
♪ Yo ♪
215
00:07:47,481 --> 00:07:50,542
♪ Percocets, yeah, Molly,
percocets, percosets ♪
216
00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:53,330
♪ Percocets, yeah, Molly,
percocets, percosets ♪
217
00:07:53,737 --> 00:07:56,307
♪ Mask on,
mask off ♪
218
00:07:56,877 --> 00:08:00,212
♪ Gas gone,
never nod off ♪
219
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,164
What's the saying?
220
00:08:04,486 --> 00:08:08,067
"Orcs work to live.
Dwarves live to work."
221
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,349
so dumb.
222
00:08:09,437 --> 00:08:10,663
If there's ever a saying
about me,
223
00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,304
I'll fly into
the [bleep] sun.
224
00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,601
[ laughs ]
225
00:08:15,897 --> 00:08:18,341
Oh, you're small for a dragon,
Rick.
226
00:08:18,429 --> 00:08:21,154
Well, I sleep on an extra big
pile of awesome shit.
227
00:08:21,242 --> 00:08:23,640
Then there will be sayings
about you.
228
00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:25,983
Your lessers
will hunt you down,
229
00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:29,263
and you will be
owned or slain.
230
00:08:29,404 --> 00:08:32,104
That's why they call it
a dying breed, brother.
231
00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,738
Ugh!
Ughh!
232
00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:38,347
Oh, God, ugh.
233
00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,568
- My soul.
- Oh!
234
00:08:39,656 --> 00:08:41,201
Oh, yeah.
I'm...
235
00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:43,201
I'm... I'm a dragon.
236
00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:45,034
- Oh!
- Ugh, I'm bonding.
237
00:08:45,153 --> 00:08:46,747
I'm bonding too.
238
00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:48,758
- Oh!
- Yeah.
239
00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:49,993
What the [bleep]
240
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,146
- Morty, I can explain.
- Stop!
241
00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:53,730
Why are you
still doing it?
242
00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:55,443
Why does it
feel better now?
243
00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,648
I hope it's not because
you're watching but don't go anywhere.
244
00:08:57,735 --> 00:08:59,483
How did you find us?
245
00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:02,841
We followed the smell
of sulfur and skankery.
246
00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,582
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
247
00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:08,176
- Oh, man, ugh.
- [bleep] this.
248
00:09:08,264 --> 00:09:10,636
You can take this stupid
fake soul-bond contract,
249
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,802
and you can... mm!
Ah!
250
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,490
No refunds.
251
00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:17,201
Your dragon soul-bonded
with my grandpa.
252
00:09:17,302 --> 00:09:19,522
Oh, my!
I am so sorry.
253
00:09:19,609 --> 00:09:21,290
That is
a total violation.
254
00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:22,392
Yeah, no shit.
255
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,260
I'll take care of this
at once.
256
00:09:24,347 --> 00:09:25,693
You slut dragon!
257
00:09:25,818 --> 00:09:26,824
What the [bleep]
you slut.
258
00:09:26,927 --> 00:09:27,677
- Chill out, dude.
- Slut!
259
00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:28,965
- Okay, that's...
- You slut!
260
00:09:29,052 --> 00:09:30,086
- Y-you don't have to...
- Slut!
261
00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,320
Shame on you!
262
00:09:31,408 --> 00:09:33,005
- Shame, you slut! You slutty,
- Ow!
263
00:09:33,093 --> 00:09:34,114
- Why the [bleep] does it feel
- slutty
264
00:09:34,201 --> 00:09:35,060
- like you're whipping me?
- Slut!
265
00:09:35,148 --> 00:09:36,570
Because
your soul got
266
00:09:36,658 --> 00:09:38,430
- tangled in a dirty...
- Ah!
267
00:09:38,518 --> 00:09:39,790
- ..Slutty...
- Ow!
268
00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:41,092
- ..slut soul!
- Ow!
269
00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,194
- Let's go!
- Ow! Ow!
270
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,288
Get to that portal,
271
00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:44,766
- Grandpa, do something,
- you slut.
272
00:09:44,853 --> 00:09:46,120
Or I will tweet,
273
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,031
and you will be canceled.
274
00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:49,827
Hey, dandruff the great,
275
00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:51,656
lighten up and
give the kid his dragon.
276
00:09:51,744 --> 00:09:53,054
By whose command?
277
00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:54,380
You have no magic.
278
00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,225
Yeah, I know.
I have actual power.
279
00:09:56,359 --> 00:09:57,484
Not here, you don't.
280
00:09:57,614 --> 00:10:00,697
True power looks like this...
281
00:10:01,062 --> 00:10:02,771
Stone monster.
282
00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:05,247
Stick that up your ass
oh, you're done?
283
00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:08,781
I thought the rock monster was
here to introduce a physicist.
284
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,359
Spinal cord, uh,
activate morphine.
285
00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:16,360
Oh,
I might be [bleep]
286
00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,367
Lightning bridge!
287
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:21,849
Okay, he's gone.
Listen up.
288
00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:23,389
There's probably animals
in these hills.
289
00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:25,585
If you spare me, I can make
your crotch a salt lick.
290
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,866
Agana aksaka sapooloo.
291
00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:33,474
Thank you, Morty.
292
00:10:33,562 --> 00:10:35,864
Figures you'd be higher status
in lame world.
293
00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,677
Get your [bleep] together,
lair wrecker.
294
00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:39,102
We need to rescue
Balthromaw.
295
00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:42,305
Morty, the moral of this story
is bros before dragons.
296
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,343
You know what
I'm talking about?
297
00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:46,575
Yeah, if he dies while
you're soul bonded, you die too.
298
00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:50,429
Morty, the moral of this story
is bros rescue dragons.
299
00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:51,898
Balthromaw,
300
00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,374
by soul bonding
with multiple riders,
301
00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:57,812
you have violated the treaty
between dragon and mankind.
302
00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:02,156
The dragonarchy sentences you
to hang by the neck until dead.
303
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,992
On the count of three.
304
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,086
One dragonarchy,
305
00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:08,056
two dragonarchy,
306
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,827
2 1/2...
I just wanted to make sure...
307
00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:12,562
Three!
308
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,952
- [ Choking ]
- Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?
309
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,756
Oh, God. The wizard must have
hung Balthromaw!
310
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,335
Well, [bleep] it.
Can we go back then?
311
00:11:19,423 --> 00:11:21,538
W-well, no, no.
It takes, like, 78 years
312
00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:22,867
to hang a dragon
to death, so...
313
00:11:22,955 --> 00:11:24,636
Aw, man.
It's so annoying.
314
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,968
You ever, like, try to swallow
a really big vitamin
315
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:28,452
with no water?
Ugh!
316
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:29,931
You know, like
[clears throat]
317
00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:31,931
Really, like,
big one, you know,
318
00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:35,002
and it kind of gets,
ugh, stuck in your throat?
319
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,133
It's... it's annoying.
All right.
320
00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,968
Morty, go ahead
and activate this golem.
321
00:11:38,444 --> 00:11:40,781
Agana aksaka sapooloo.
322
00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,367
[ Golem roaring ]
323
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:48,738
[♪♪]
324
00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:53,156
[♪♪]
325
00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:55,539
[bleep] dumb.
All right.
326
00:11:55,653 --> 00:11:58,291
Who wants to be infused with,
like, uh, unreasonable power?
327
00:11:58,379 --> 00:12:00,564
Oh, can I be, like,
a sexy arrow-shooty lady?
328
00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:03,252
Yeah, whatever.
There's no rules. I don't care.
329
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,439
Morty,
you want superpowers?
330
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,409
No, thanks. I'm fine.
I've got my book.
331
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:08,853
All right.
Good luck with that.
332
00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,355
Let's go.
333
00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:11,765
[ Roaring ]
334
00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:13,205
[ Coughs, clears throat ]
God, it's like...
335
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,643
have you ever had too much
orange juice,
336
00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,428
or, like,
you know how egg yolk
337
00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:18,142
kind of, like,
gets in your throat?
338
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,177
Yeah, we get it.
339
00:12:19,265 --> 00:12:20,041
Come on and hurry.
340
00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:21,908
W-we got to free
Balthromaw.
341
00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,904
Upsulu...
I got this.
342
00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:29,201
Morty, how's that book
working out for you,
343
00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:31,333
you [bleep] d-d-dumb-ass?
344
00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:35,982
Huh. You know what?
You're right.
345
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,287
I could get used
to this magic stuff.
346
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:42,466
[♪♪]
347
00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:47,927
There's Balthromaw.
348
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:49,738
Check this shit out.
Watch this.
349
00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:50,911
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't even look.
350
00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:52,113
Don't even bother looking.
351
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,076
Just [bleep] let magic
guide your arrow.
352
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,724
Summer, what the hell
are you doing?
353
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,182
- Take this seriously.
- Shut the [bleep] up, Morty.
354
00:12:58,269 --> 00:13:00,652
Stop trying to pretend like
magic involves skill or thought.
355
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,651
Summer, make it look like
it's coming out of your butthole.
356
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,052
Yeah, yeah.
357
00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:05,729
Ah!
358
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:09,079
Oh, [bleep]
my [bleep] eye, oh!
359
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:12,183
What in the medieval
equivalent of tarnation...
360
00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:13,788
Jesus christ!
361
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,790
Summer,
you [bleep] idiot!
362
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,386
Power of 12 feet.
363
00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,079
Uh, ow [bleep]
364
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,253
I take it all back!
365
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,245
I [bleep] hate magic!
366
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:26,947
Ah!
367
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,220
Slut thief!
368
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,981
You're a slut thief!
369
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,583
[ Electronic music playing ]
370
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,019
Pretty fun boat,
fun people.
371
00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:38,065
That's great, not being asked
why I can talk.
372
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:42,245
I'm a talking cat, but
"who cares why?" is my point.
373
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,753
Well, nice talking to you
for no reason.
374
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:48,923
Jorge,
That was a good one,
375
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,877
but do you know what
a peanut butter gargoyle is?
376
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,017
Nah, what's that?
377
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:53,931
Dude, it's when you
take the chick,
378
00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:56,080
put her feet on a cathedral...
Sorry to interrupt, guys.
379
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,071
Just want to clarify,
are these real sex positions?
380
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,384
Because if they are,
381
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,680
how are they gratifying
to the male at all?
382
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,782
And if the goal is
to make something up,
383
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,913
why not make up
something... Funnier?
384
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,687
I'm asking too many questions,
aren't I?
385
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,257
How ironic.
386
00:14:13,358 --> 00:14:14,637
Get out of Forida,
387
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:15,842
- you overthinking cat.
- Why don't you go overthink
388
00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,582
[bleep] up north in Georgia?
389
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,163
All: Hate that cat.
390
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:30,335
You got any money
for a cab?
391
00:14:30,484 --> 00:14:31,905
Why ask questions?
392
00:14:31,992 --> 00:14:33,473
Why not just have fun?
393
00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:34,874
I deserve that.
394
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,846
Wizard:
Attention, citizens of draygon,
395
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,674
a slut dragon has escaped.
396
00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:43,965
Anyone caught harboring it
is also a slut.
397
00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:45,619
- That's how it goes.
- Ow, my eye.
398
00:14:45,707 --> 00:14:48,502
It pains me that
you can feel my pain.
399
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:49,909
Yeah, how about
you suck your [bleep]
400
00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:51,643
Which is also
somehow my [bleep]?
401
00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:55,166
Aw, why can't couples that start
out cheating ever end up happy?
402
00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:57,518
M-maybe I can find
that wizard's portal spell
403
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,674
in here and g-get us home.
404
00:14:58,762 --> 00:15:00,425
How about finding the spell
that unbinds me
405
00:15:00,512 --> 00:15:01,658
from your [bleep] dragon?
406
00:15:01,746 --> 00:15:03,436
Debranavox:
No spells can do that.
407
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,025
Only the wizard
can unbind soul bonds.
408
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,346
Uh, who the [bleep] are you?
409
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:08,808
Who are we?
Who the [bleep] are you, bitch?
410
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:11,340
Debrah, stop.
We are the slut dragons.
411
00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:13,564
We live in these slut caves
where we [bleep]
412
00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:16,369
Suck, and eat [bleep] and
we kindly ask that you leave.
413
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,854
If the wizard knows we are here,
he will imprison us.
414
00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:20,314
Yeah!
We like it down here
415
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:22,760
'cause we can [bleep]
woolly mammoths. Get out!
416
00:15:22,848 --> 00:15:24,253
- Get the [bleep] out of here, Mmichael!
- Shut up, Mmichael!
417
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,714
You're the only one
that [bleep] that thing.
418
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,886
Get the [bleep] out of here.
419
00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:28,830
Well, at least
I'm not into [bleep] play.
420
00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:29,940
- [bleep] you!
- Hey, wait!
421
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:31,465
Everybody stop, stop!
422
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,150
Listen,
this is all my fault.
423
00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:35,744
I started all this when
I tried to control Balthromaw,
424
00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:36,986
and that was [bleep] up.
425
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,572
Nobody should control
anyone,
426
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,189
especially that guy up there.
427
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,760
And, um, you can eat [bleep]
if you want, I guess.
428
00:15:42,848 --> 00:15:43,980
- I, uh...
- I got this, Morty.
429
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,697
Okay, listen up,
slut dragons!
430
00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:47,504
Wouldn't you rather
be sluts up there,
431
00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:49,955
have a [bleep] world
instead of a [bleep] cave?
432
00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:51,135
What's wrong with you?
433
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:53,455
This man with a ponytail
makes a valid point.
434
00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:56,252
All dragons are sluts deep down,
even the ones up above,
435
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,488
but we would have to kill
the wizard to be free.
436
00:15:58,575 --> 00:15:59,723
He is too powerful.
437
00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,176
There is a way
to kill the wizard.
438
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:04,088
- Whoa.
- Who's this mysterious character?
439
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,830
Shadow jacker,
you haven't come out
440
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:07,463
of your masturbation cave
in eons.
441
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,754
It's high time I emerge
from my [bleep] cocoon.
442
00:16:10,842 --> 00:16:13,189
I grow tired of eavesdropping
and masturbating
443
00:16:13,277 --> 00:16:14,470
to the sounds
you all make.
444
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:15,402
Jesus christ.
All right.
445
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:16,505
C-could use
a little more mystery.
446
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,619
Oh, oh, just now
seeing the staff.
447
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,844
We've never had enough sluts
to defeat the wizard.
448
00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:24,463
Now, with the four fresh,
wet sluts that
449
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,851
just landed on our doorstep,
we finally have a chance.
450
00:16:27,981 --> 00:16:29,986
So killing the wizard
will break my soul bond.
451
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,255
Yes, it solves
all of our problems.
452
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,557
We must begin
a 10-slut soul orgy...
453
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:37,049
- Morty: Wait, wait, what?
- ..and become the all-slut
454
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,408
slut phoenix dragon,
455
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:39,925
- slut.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
456
00:16:40,012 --> 00:16:41,538
There's got to be
something else in here.
457
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,222
There's got to be another way.
Just give me a second.
458
00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,715
I haven't read
all this yet.
459
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,019
[ All moaning ]
460
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:50,442
Maybe don't tell your parents
we did this?
461
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:54,473
[ Moaning continues ]
462
00:16:54,589 --> 00:17:01,275
[♪♪]
463
00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:08,191
[♪♪]
464
00:17:08,442 --> 00:17:14,567
[♪♪]
465
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:17,262
Oh, oh, no.
Oh... wait, please, no!
466
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,026
Ice spell!
Ice spell!
467
00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:20,777
Oh, God!
468
00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:22,465
That just made it
last longer.
469
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:23,981
Ah, it burns longer!
470
00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:26,036
Ah, I could have died fast!
471
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:31,346
Thank you, strangers.
472
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,425
Well, it's your world now.
Have fun with empowerment.
473
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,292
It seems to make everyone
that gets it really happy.
474
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,215
All right, guys.
I'll use this to open a portal.
475
00:17:38,303 --> 00:17:40,645
Uh, open a portal
to earth.
476
00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:42,859
Let's get the hell
out of here fast.
477
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:44,394
God, look at
this piece of [bleep]
478
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,762
Why is there writing on it?
Who writes on a portal?
479
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,867
Should've taken me up on those
wolverine claws instead, Morty.
480
00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:53,379
Wait,
why did the dragon come?
481
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,770
I was thinking
we could hang out?
482
00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,774
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, Jesus.
483
00:17:57,861 --> 00:17:59,861
Your dad's been texting me
this whole time?
484
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,744
Uh, he's at an airport
with a cat.
485
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,494
Okay, that...
That sounds... wow.
486
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,605
You know,
I better check on him.
487
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,377
Big season finale right there,
you know?
488
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:07,793
Better, uh...
Better go right now.
489
00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:09,777
Also, I told you not
to get a dragon, Morty.
490
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,762
This is your fault. [bleep] you,
491
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,848
- worst adventure ever.
- Worst adventure ever.
492
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:16,064
Yeah, uh, I guess you better be
on your way too, Balthromaw.
493
00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,767
Well, I've been thinking.
494
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:21,324
What you said back there in the
cave really resonated with me.
495
00:18:21,426 --> 00:18:23,207
Maybe we could
try again?
496
00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:24,700
Look, to be honest,
I'm kind of grossed out
497
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:26,902
with the sexual nature
of how everything unfolded.
498
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,832
I didn't know
how sexual dragons were.
499
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,270
I kind of just wanted to do
some d&d stuff, you know?
500
00:18:31,358 --> 00:18:33,582
And have a soul orgy
with your sister and grandpa
501
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,215
and every dragon
we could find, yeah?
502
00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:37,218
No, look,
can you please just go?
503
00:18:37,306 --> 00:18:38,821
I-I-I really
want to shower.
504
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,738
Maybe a quick soul bone
before I go.
505
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:41,879
I-I-I-I'm good.
506
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,277
I think
I just need to be alone
507
00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,152
and sort of
un... unpack all this.
508
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,402
What about your grandpa?
509
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,938
Would he want to?
I can wait.
510
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:49,348
No,
I think you better go.
511
00:18:49,436 --> 00:18:51,118
I-I'm gonna take
that shower.
512
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,821
If it's just warm liquid you
want tRickled over your body,
513
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:54,958
- I could maybe...
- No, no, look.
514
00:18:55,045 --> 00:18:56,152
I just want to be clean!
515
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,389
I-I-I feel dirty after
everything that's happened.
516
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,163
How about
a quick hand bond?
517
00:19:01,492 --> 00:19:03,278
- I like doing it.
- You're embarrassing yourself.
518
00:19:03,365 --> 00:19:04,863
I-I-I'm closing the door.
519
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,879
[bleep] soul teasers.
520
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:10,254
This is a cool car.
I like having fun.
521
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,157
That's what I'm talking about.
Keep it moving.
522
00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:13,457
Don't ask why I can talk.
523
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,226
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Uh-huh.
524
00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:17,449
For sure.
For sure.
525
00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:19,430
Where are we going?
526
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,652
Quantum radiator might need
some nanowater.
527
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,676
We...
We can stretch our legs.
528
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:27,183
[ Bottles clatter ]
529
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:31,756
So, uh,
why can you talk?
530
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:33,881
What is this?
531
00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:36,249
I need you in one spot
for a clean mind scan.
532
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,419
Mind scan?
Look, you're overthinking it.
533
00:19:38,507 --> 00:19:40,389
The point of a talking cat
is to have fun.
534
00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:42,671
I find the insinuation that
I can't ask questions
535
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:44,454
and have fun
condescending.
536
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,157
- Y-you find it condescending, Jerry?
- Yes.
537
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,688
All right. I'm from outer space.
Happy? No.
538
00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:52,235
Exactly, because no answer
would be satisfying.
539
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:53,384
Because it's a lie.
540
00:19:53,472 --> 00:19:54,657
Let's see the truth.
541
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:56,938
What in the...
542
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:59,727
[ explosions ]
543
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:01,602
Oh, son of a bitch.
544
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,205
- Jerry, don't.
- I want to see.
545
00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:04,821
No, you do not.
546
00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:10,796
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
547
00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:13,057
At least now maybe...
548
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,017
Get the hell out of here!
549
00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,424
- But I've got nowhere to go.
- Get out!
550
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:17,015
- Get out!
- Get out!
551
00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,761
[ Crying ]
552
00:20:21,373 --> 00:20:24,156
[ Crying ]
553
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:29,603
He was in my home where
I keep photos of my parents.
554
00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:30,923
Jerry, I have a device.
555
00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,259
I-it can make us forget.
556
00:20:32,347 --> 00:20:34,970
No, I don't think we should
forget,
557
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:36,406
not this.
558
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,663
Someone
has to remember.
559
00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:40,450
Someone will.
560
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,717
Did we crash?
561
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:44,835
Where's the cat?
562
00:20:44,923 --> 00:20:46,732
He, uh, ran away.
563
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,639
- Did you scan his brain?
- Yeah.
564
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,279
Did you find out
why he can talk?
565
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,779
He's from outer space.
566
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,783
Outer space?
567
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:55,693
That little...
[ chuckles ]
568
00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:58,475
Of course, total mind [bleep]
569
00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:06,320
[♪♪]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
570
00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:14,432
[♪♪]
571
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:23,041
[♪♪]
572
00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:29,881
[♪♪]
573
00:21:35,248 --> 00:21:37,053
Now, that's what I call
draggin'.
574
00:21:37,141 --> 00:21:38,456
What?
It's a joke.
575
00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:40,825
You're a dragon
draggin' your stuff.
576
00:21:40,913 --> 00:21:42,328
I understand.
577
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:43,930
So, how you doing?
578
00:21:44,018 --> 00:21:45,866
I grow weary
of you humans.
579
00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:48,564
How about 50 bucks?
You weary of 50 bucks?
580
00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:49,872
I'm trying to
cheat on my wife.
581
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,109
I'm looking for a little magic,
a little fantasy.
582
00:21:52,197 --> 00:21:54,370
You could use some help.
Let's help each other, huh?
583
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,706
50 bucks.
584
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,481
[ Roars ]
585
00:21:58,614 --> 00:21:59,692
Slut.
586
00:21:59,873 --> 00:22:01,169
Nice.
587
00:22:01,257 --> 00:22:02,905
Is there a reason
you can speak?
588
00:22:02,993 --> 00:22:05,682
Yeah,
and I'm ashamed of it.
589
00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,763
Then speak of it
no more.
590
00:22:08,012 --> 00:22:11,118
Do you wish to eat,
maybe bond a little?
591
00:22:11,237 --> 00:22:13,067
Yeah, I could bond.
592
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:15,129
How long does it take you
to fly to Florida?
593
00:22:16,928 --> 00:22:18,122
Did you get any of that?