1 00:00:01,874 --> 00:00:09,191 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,215 --> 00:00:16,398 ♪♪ 3 00:00:16,422 --> 00:00:19,067 - Aah, aah! - (SCREECHES) 4 00:00:19,091 --> 00:00:25,073 ♪♪ 5 00:00:25,097 --> 00:00:26,341 Oh, my god. 6 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:27,662 Holy (BLEEP) oh. 7 00:00:27,686 --> 00:00:28,995 What are... What are these things?! 8 00:00:29,019 --> 00:00:30,078 Do I look like I know? 9 00:00:30,102 --> 00:00:32,206 Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave. 10 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:34,416 Looking at some wet egg and... Oh, that probably did it. 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,750 I told you not to look at that egg! 12 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,085 I-it was too wet. 13 00:00:37,109 --> 00:00:38,420 You don't get to tell me what to look at. 14 00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:39,688 I've seen your pornhub account. 15 00:00:39,712 --> 00:00:41,289 Also, who makes a pornhub account? 16 00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:43,491 The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. 17 00:00:43,515 --> 00:00:45,494 Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, 18 00:00:45,518 --> 00:00:47,095 You can sort of follow each other. 19 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:48,563 And check out each other's kinks, you know? 20 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:50,037 Alright, god damn, sold. 21 00:00:50,061 --> 00:00:51,639 - How do we get out of here? - Morty, relax. 22 00:00:51,663 --> 00:00:52,894 They're face-hugging parasites. 23 00:00:52,918 --> 00:00:55,613 I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate. 24 00:00:57,529 --> 00:01:00,642 Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. 25 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:03,512 Holy (BLEEP) they've got an m&m's store. 26 00:01:03,536 --> 00:01:10,519 ♪♪ 27 00:01:10,543 --> 00:01:17,259 ♪♪ 28 00:01:17,283 --> 00:01:24,266 ♪♪ 29 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:29,271 ♪♪ 30 00:01:29,295 --> 00:01:31,423 ♪♪ 31 00:01:35,501 --> 00:01:37,396 ♪♪ 32 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,814 This is bad, Rick. Th-th-th-th-this is really bad. 33 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,149 Just be cool, Morty. 34 00:01:41,173 --> 00:01:42,551 All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship, 35 00:01:42,575 --> 00:01:44,286 And get the (BLEEP) outta here. 36 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,288 Alright, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face. 37 00:01:46,312 --> 00:01:49,157 I-I'm not putting that back on my face! Relax. It's dead. 38 00:01:49,181 --> 00:01:51,226 (SCREECHES) 39 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,627 Okay, now it's dead. 40 00:01:52,651 --> 00:01:55,564 Come on, hurry up. 41 00:01:55,588 --> 00:01:56,565 Rick, I-it's bleeding. 42 00:01:56,589 --> 00:01:57,763 I-it's bleeding acid. 43 00:01:57,787 --> 00:01:59,367 Alright, well, that should be the last of it. 44 00:01:59,391 --> 00:02:02,036 If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm. 45 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:05,373 (SCREAMS) 46 00:02:05,397 --> 00:02:07,442 Seems like a self-destructive life cycle. 47 00:02:07,466 --> 00:02:08,710 Is that gonna happen to us? 48 00:02:08,734 --> 00:02:10,044 You feel an egg in your stomach? 49 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:12,981 - No. - Well, glass half full. 50 00:02:13,005 --> 00:02:14,382 How's it going? 'Sup. 51 00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:15,584 - Glory to glorzo. - Totally. 52 00:02:15,608 --> 00:02:16,785 Love glorzo. 53 00:02:16,809 --> 00:02:18,587 Glorzo is peace. 54 00:02:18,611 --> 00:02:19,922 Peace is glorzo. 55 00:02:19,946 --> 00:02:22,390 Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know? 56 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:24,259 - Ma-makes you think... - Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this. 57 00:02:24,283 --> 00:02:26,194 Into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, 58 00:02:26,218 --> 00:02:28,130 Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship. 59 00:02:28,154 --> 00:02:29,932 You sure you're not just jealous? 60 00:02:29,956 --> 00:02:32,066 Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here. 61 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,936 Glorzo Morty: The future is glorzo! 62 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,739 Oh, my god. I was just reading you. 63 00:02:36,763 --> 00:02:39,474 Congratulations on making it into print media. 64 00:02:39,498 --> 00:02:40,875 Real bright future there. 65 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,745 Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together. 66 00:02:42,769 --> 00:02:44,747 Because we're both geniuses? 67 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:46,548 No, because I've seen your videos, 68 00:02:46,572 --> 00:02:48,350 And you make me (BLEEP) sick. 69 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:50,470 Fix him. 70 00:02:52,276 --> 00:02:53,388 Glory to glorzo. 71 00:02:53,412 --> 00:02:54,889 Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that. 72 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,164 We've been looking all over for you. 73 00:02:56,188 --> 00:02:57,826 The project is ready for your approval. 74 00:02:57,850 --> 00:02:59,561 Sir, is this man bothering you? 75 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:00,963 Um, no, h-he's fine. 76 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:02,831 Uh, what... what project? 77 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:05,233 Jesus christ, who the (BLEEP) was I? 78 00:03:05,257 --> 00:03:08,703 Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say... 79 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:13,107 Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs. 80 00:03:13,131 --> 00:03:15,310 If that "triggers" you, (BLEEP) off. 81 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:16,979 If it doesn't, please like and subscribe. 82 00:03:17,003 --> 00:03:18,981 New videos every glorzday. 83 00:03:19,005 --> 00:03:20,448 God, was I at least rich? 84 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:22,117 I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out. 85 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:23,518 And sell vitamins or something? 86 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:25,120 Rick, I've watched enough pornhub to know. 87 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:26,721 What a studio apartment looks like. 88 00:03:26,745 --> 00:03:28,190 God damn. 89 00:03:28,214 --> 00:03:30,725 Jesus, your glorzo got (BLEEP) done. 90 00:03:30,749 --> 00:03:33,528 My lord, we await your command. 91 00:03:33,552 --> 00:03:34,663 Oh, to... 92 00:03:34,687 --> 00:03:36,398 Shoot it? A-at people? 93 00:03:36,422 --> 00:03:37,732 Glorzo is peace. 94 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:39,401 All shall be made glorzo. 95 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:41,536 SOLDIERS: Glory to glorzo. 96 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,937 I... Did this? 97 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:46,541 You and the amazing technology you both brought us. 98 00:03:46,565 --> 00:03:47,942 Yeah, makes sense. 99 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,077 A-and where was this heading? 100 00:03:49,101 --> 00:03:50,078 Earth? Probably earth? 101 00:03:50,102 --> 00:03:51,946 The humans call it "earth." 102 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,148 Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work. 103 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:55,950 You guys obviously put a lot of work into this. 104 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,686 Okay. And y'know, it shows. 105 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,621 I-it really shows. But um... 106 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:01,089 I-I've been thinking, and, you know, 107 00:04:01,113 --> 00:04:03,158 Maybe we should just call this off. 108 00:04:03,182 --> 00:04:04,827 Sorry, is... is there more? 109 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:06,028 Nope, nope. 110 00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:08,096 I-I guess, uh, that... That's it. 111 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,033 Just don't glorzo earth. 112 00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:13,768 Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner. 113 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:15,237 Before we spent all day on it. 114 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,572 Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too. 115 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:18,973 You ordered it. Right. 116 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:20,442 I-I did, and, um... 117 00:04:20,466 --> 00:04:22,310 I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought. 118 00:04:22,334 --> 00:04:24,178 Into it before a whole day of... 119 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:26,180 Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a (BLEEP) day! 120 00:04:26,204 --> 00:04:27,315 You look like you were all really busy. 121 00:04:27,339 --> 00:04:29,051 Before I came and (BLEEP) it all up. 122 00:04:29,075 --> 00:04:30,118 Boy, oh boy, huh? This guy's a genius, but at... 123 00:04:30,142 --> 00:04:31,520 But at what price, you know? 124 00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:32,654 Y'know, (BLEEP) you, Rick! 125 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:35,057 Who's... Rick? 126 00:04:35,081 --> 00:04:36,591 Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions, 127 00:04:36,615 --> 00:04:39,394 Why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes, 128 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:43,449 And why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk? 129 00:04:45,091 --> 00:04:47,001 Ah, geez, look at me. 130 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,803 I-I feel down on... On... on the floor. 131 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:51,339 Oh, let... let me, uh, help... Help you out here, buddy. 132 00:04:51,363 --> 00:04:53,475 Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right. 133 00:04:53,499 --> 00:04:57,497 I'm right back where... where... Right back in the saddle here. 134 00:04:59,906 --> 00:05:02,016 Alright, (BLEEP) it, run. 135 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,685 (GLORZOS SCREECHING) 136 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:11,709 ♪♪ 137 00:05:11,984 --> 00:05:19,984 ♪♪ 138 00:05:20,192 --> 00:05:24,038 (GLORZOS SCREECHING) 139 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,974 I-I hate this! I hate all of this! 140 00:05:25,998 --> 00:05:27,642 Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty. 141 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:29,377 It can only help. 142 00:05:29,401 --> 00:05:33,782 ♪♪ 143 00:05:33,806 --> 00:05:36,184 Oh, (BLEEP) aw, man! 144 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,786 How big is this city?! 145 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:39,187 I know, it's like pick a lane. 146 00:05:39,211 --> 00:05:41,641 Are you face huggers or industrialists? 147 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:46,128 Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh? 148 00:05:46,152 --> 00:05:47,796 Yeah, it's... It's like in "star wars." 149 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:49,063 Yeah, just like in "star wars." 150 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,933 Go nuts! 151 00:05:50,957 --> 00:05:54,402 ♪♪ 152 00:05:54,426 --> 00:05:56,404 Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee-haw" if you want. 153 00:05:56,428 --> 00:05:58,607 They... they always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy. 154 00:05:58,631 --> 00:05:59,741 Yee... yee-ha... yee-haw. 155 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,476 Good enough. 156 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:09,500 ♪♪ 157 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:12,487 God, I needed this. 158 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,022 Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able. 159 00:06:14,046 --> 00:06:15,223 To just let loose, you know? 160 00:06:15,247 --> 00:06:16,691 Just have fun. I'm... I'm... 161 00:06:16,715 --> 00:06:18,493 I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you. 162 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,895 No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo. 163 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:22,164 I-I just wish you'd open up. 164 00:06:22,188 --> 00:06:23,498 To me more about it sometimes, you know? 165 00:06:23,522 --> 00:06:25,099 I-I-I'm your partner. Thanks, Morty. 166 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,501 I mean that. Thank you. 167 00:06:26,525 --> 00:06:28,036 Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know? 168 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,438 Hey, man, that head's a good place to be. 169 00:06:29,462 --> 00:06:31,840 Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know? 170 00:06:31,864 --> 00:06:34,108 Will do, buddy. Mother (BLEEP) 171 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:38,046 ♪♪ 172 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,648 Oh, my god, this is so much fun! 173 00:06:39,672 --> 00:06:40,915 I don't want to stop! 174 00:06:40,939 --> 00:06:42,769 Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap. 175 00:06:52,151 --> 00:06:54,062 Honestly, I'm proud of us for not. 176 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:55,730 Totally. It would've been cheap. 177 00:06:55,754 --> 00:06:58,852 Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that. 178 00:07:00,426 --> 00:07:02,270 Pearl harbor, on the other hand... 179 00:07:02,294 --> 00:07:04,858 Yeah, I think that's in-bounds. 180 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:10,012 I am the god of death! 181 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:12,732 Should've been a better species! 182 00:07:17,109 --> 00:07:18,821 (BOTH LAUGH) 183 00:07:18,845 --> 00:07:21,089 So, you did a 9/11? 184 00:07:21,113 --> 00:07:22,290 Almost did a 9/11. 185 00:07:22,314 --> 00:07:23,958 We... we went with a pearl harbor. 186 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,160 We're pretty classy. 187 00:07:25,184 --> 00:07:27,496 Why were either of those an option? 188 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,763 Ask the saudis. 189 00:07:28,787 --> 00:07:29,764 Wow. Damn. 190 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:31,033 Yeah, getting political. 191 00:07:31,057 --> 00:07:32,567 I'm political now. How 'bout you, jerry? 192 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:35,103 You got anything to add to the family dynamic? 193 00:07:35,127 --> 00:07:37,957 I've been getting into beekeeping lately. 194 00:07:40,999 --> 00:07:42,511 Is something wrong with that? 195 00:07:42,535 --> 00:07:43,645 What's wrong with that? 196 00:07:43,669 --> 00:07:45,848 Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist? 197 00:07:45,872 --> 00:07:47,582 I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 198 00:07:47,606 --> 00:07:49,984 Pearl harbor before breakfast, but I have a life, too! 199 00:07:50,008 --> 00:07:51,586 I have dreams! And how's summer? 200 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,456 Did she have fun, too? 201 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,324 Oh. Uh-um. 202 00:07:56,348 --> 00:07:58,126 Summer... Was... 203 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,528 With us. 204 00:07:59,552 --> 00:08:00,595 There. 205 00:08:00,619 --> 00:08:02,997 You saw us take her in the car with us. 206 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,333 Mm, yes. Yes, yes, of course. 207 00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:06,535 Th-that's what happened. 208 00:08:06,559 --> 00:08:08,481 - And now she's... - Sleepy. 209 00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:10,539 Um, she's... she's sleepy. 210 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:12,206 Really sleepy. That's why she's not here. 211 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,475 So sleepy. 212 00:08:13,499 --> 00:08:14,877 She's sleepy?! 213 00:08:14,901 --> 00:08:16,010 What the hell was that?! 214 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:17,612 I didn't see you trying anything! 215 00:08:17,636 --> 00:08:19,281 (BLEEP) the bed isn't better than not (BLEEP) the bed! 216 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:21,501 Where's summer?! 217 00:08:23,976 --> 00:08:25,687 Geez. Oh, man. 218 00:08:25,711 --> 00:08:27,489 You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys. 219 00:08:27,513 --> 00:08:28,891 Yeah, why do you think we never go back. 220 00:08:28,915 --> 00:08:30,425 To a place we've already been? 221 00:08:30,449 --> 00:08:31,693 Do you know how many adventures we could get out. 222 00:08:31,717 --> 00:08:33,095 Of purge planet, Morty? Gear world? 223 00:08:33,119 --> 00:08:34,963 I don't sequel. It's called integrity. 224 00:08:34,987 --> 00:08:36,231 Here, put this back on your face. 225 00:08:36,255 --> 00:08:39,052 You kept it? Oh, did you want a new one? 226 00:08:40,927 --> 00:08:42,104 - 'Sup? - Yo. 227 00:08:42,128 --> 00:08:43,705 Oh, (BLEEP) it's them! 228 00:08:43,729 --> 00:08:45,908 The worst thing to ever happen to us! 229 00:08:45,932 --> 00:08:47,375 Yeah, that makes sense. 230 00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:48,710 Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. 231 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:49,912 Time to go in hot. 232 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:52,581 Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit-up. 233 00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:58,052 ♪♪ 234 00:08:58,076 --> 00:09:03,726 ♪♪ 235 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,327 Let's lick (BLEEP) 236 00:09:05,351 --> 00:09:12,601 ♪♪ 237 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,202 Shouldn't we be finding summer? 238 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:16,404 Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again. 239 00:09:16,428 --> 00:09:18,140 God, d-do I need to take more adderall, 240 00:09:18,164 --> 00:09:20,408 Or am I taking too much adderall? 241 00:09:20,432 --> 00:09:27,816 ♪♪ 242 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,152 Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords. 243 00:09:30,176 --> 00:09:32,020 I know. My wrists are killing me. 244 00:09:32,044 --> 00:09:34,489 Flame-throwers next time, for sure. 245 00:09:34,513 --> 00:09:35,890 Can I get a laser whip? 246 00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:40,162 Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off. 247 00:09:40,186 --> 00:09:42,697 Sum sum, come with us if you want to live... 248 00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:45,099 At a lower standard than this, I guess. 249 00:09:45,123 --> 00:09:46,368 God damn. 250 00:09:46,392 --> 00:09:49,103 Empress, is everything alright? Ummm... 251 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:50,238 Seize them! 252 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:51,573 Seize them?! What?! 253 00:09:51,597 --> 00:09:53,960 Summer, you bitch! You gotta be kidding me! 254 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:57,612 E seize them?! What?! I've seen ♪ 255 00:09:57,636 --> 00:09:58,881 You know that song, Rick? 256 00:09:58,905 --> 00:10:00,082 From the... When the prisoners sing it? 257 00:10:00,106 --> 00:10:01,550 Come on, Morty, for (BLEEP) sake. 258 00:10:01,574 --> 00:10:04,486 It's my jail time. I-I can spend it however I want. 259 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:06,421 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 260 00:10:06,445 --> 00:10:07,956 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey! 261 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,091 Not in here! Not in here! 262 00:10:09,115 --> 00:10:11,744 Aw... Gimme that. 263 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:15,430 Leave us. 264 00:10:15,454 --> 00:10:17,165 What the (BLEEP) took you so long?! 265 00:10:17,189 --> 00:10:19,101 You left me here. We didn't know you were with us! 266 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,969 Do you know how much (BLEEP) I've had to deal with? 267 00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:22,437 You're in a cape, summer. 268 00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:23,438 How bad could it be? 269 00:10:23,462 --> 00:10:25,574 No bad story ends with a cape. 270 00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:29,844 You don't know anything about my story. 271 00:10:29,868 --> 00:10:32,781 "I couldn't help but wonder, was gharkhul really capable." 272 00:10:32,805 --> 00:10:34,382 Of consuming a living sun, 273 00:10:34,406 --> 00:10:37,119 Or was I simply getting too close to gharkhul? 274 00:10:37,143 --> 00:10:38,787 "Was gharkhul consuming me?" 275 00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:40,188 Rick, can we listen to something else? 276 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,990 Quiet! She's just about to summon gharkhul. 277 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:43,725 She's been talking about summoning gharkhul. 278 00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:45,059 For three episodes, summer. 279 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,861 Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth? 280 00:10:46,885 --> 00:10:48,263 It's a toothpick. 281 00:10:48,287 --> 00:10:49,932 I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it. 282 00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:51,934 God, are you that desperate for a thing? 283 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,668 It is my thing. 284 00:10:53,692 --> 00:10:56,871 Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off. 285 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:59,808 At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know? 286 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:02,277 I like to jerk off. I'm 14. I own it. 287 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:03,545 Well, I jerk off, too! Alright, stop. 288 00:11:03,569 --> 00:11:05,347 Jesus chris, I don't wanna think about that (BLEEP) 289 00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:06,815 Summer, keep your toothpick. Gross! 290 00:11:06,839 --> 00:11:08,483 Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off. 291 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:10,084 Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. 292 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:12,672 (CREATURE CAWING) 293 00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:15,223 Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is. 294 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:17,225 I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet. 295 00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:18,693 D-don't touch it. Oh, I'm gonna touch it. 296 00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:20,162 Why are you guys screaming at an egg? 297 00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:21,496 Shut up, summer! Just let us look at an egg! 298 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,765 Yeah, summer, shut the (BLEEP) up. 299 00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,166 (BLEEP) (BLEEP) nobody wants you here. 300 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,834 You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures. 301 00:11:25,858 --> 00:11:27,169 And look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go? 302 00:11:27,193 --> 00:11:28,503 This place is giving me the creeps. 303 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:29,772 Holy (BLEEP) I love this egg. 304 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,105 Hey, look, mine's doing it, too. 305 00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:33,708 Are you guys sure that's safe? 306 00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:35,777 Oh, my god! 307 00:11:35,801 --> 00:11:39,448 (SCREECHES) 308 00:11:39,472 --> 00:11:41,634 All is glorzo. 309 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:47,389 All is glorzo. 310 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,923 (SCREECHES) 311 00:11:48,947 --> 00:11:50,192 - God. - God. 312 00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:52,194 God? She has a toothpick. 313 00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:54,396 Take it out and put her face in an egg. 314 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,730 - God. - God. 315 00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:57,866 For (BLEEP) sake, how long have you been hatched? 316 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,067 30 seconds? 317 00:11:59,091 --> 00:12:01,336 I've been alive seven minutes. 318 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,605 Think before you... excuse me, seven minutes? 319 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:05,874 Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes. 320 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,876 But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth. 321 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,546 Suck on her face this instant and use her body to... 322 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:14,334 (SCREAMS) 323 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:16,819 What was that? 324 00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:19,153 That is called responsibility. 325 00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,023 He was part of our greatest generation. 326 00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:24,292 He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, 327 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,160 Shit an egg, and die. 328 00:12:26,184 --> 00:12:27,962 Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour, 329 00:12:27,986 --> 00:12:29,342 Shit eggs, and die? 330 00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:30,765 Yes. We love it. 331 00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,100 I'll do it right now. 332 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:33,768 (GRUNTING) 333 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,104 (SCREAMS) 334 00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:38,306 Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me, 335 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:40,242 But I vote you don't do that? 336 00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:43,396 And who's up for changing things around here? 337 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:50,919 ♪♪ 338 00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:54,923 ♪ Well, I was hatched from an egg laid by some guy ♪ 339 00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:57,726 ♪ 'Cause that is glorzo's way 340 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:01,996 ♪ and then it came time to lay my own egg and die ♪ 341 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,265 ♪ But summer, she said 342 00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:08,871 ♪ "hey, glorzo wants you to stay" ♪ 343 00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:11,874 ♪ Glory to glorzo 344 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:15,277 ♪ means glory to me 345 00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:16,811 ♪ if we're only making eggs 346 00:13:16,835 --> 00:13:20,883 ♪ are we ever making glorzo free? ♪ 347 00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:23,752 Alright, look, uh, this (BLEEP) been brewing for a while. 348 00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:26,621 I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it, 349 00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,957 But here's... Here's the world as I see it. 350 00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:32,427 ♪ And for all we know everything we've known ♪ 351 00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:36,364 ♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪ 352 00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:39,167 ♪ Glory to glorzo 353 00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:42,504 ♪ means glory to me 354 00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:44,639 ♪ we got too many eggs and not enough society ♪ 355 00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,775 I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs. 356 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,711 Life is life, and that's the way it goes. 357 00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:55,850 ♪♪ 358 00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:57,532 Hello, troy. Hello, jez. 359 00:13:57,556 --> 00:13:59,387 How is it going? Really good, commander. 360 00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:00,989 Should be ready by tomorrow. 361 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:02,257 That is what I like to hear. 362 00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:04,459 Great work, glory to glorzo. 363 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:07,596 Honestly, summer, I can't thank you enough. 364 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,198 When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave, 365 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:13,201 But you showed us life is about more than that. 366 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,869 It is about living. 367 00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:16,605 And now, with these missiles, 368 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:19,474 We will be able to reach the entire universe. 369 00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:23,612 We say it all the time, but I guess all is glorzo. 370 00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:24,747 Yeah, that sounds great. 371 00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:26,481 And you've been great. Yeah. 372 00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:28,483 You've been so great that I've been thinking. 373 00:14:28,507 --> 00:14:30,953 Maybe it's time for you to get off my brother. 374 00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:32,554 Who's your brother? 375 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:33,488 Oh, this? 376 00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:35,023 Forgot he was there, haha. 377 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:36,691 Wait. What are you saying? 378 00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:38,427 I'm saying that you've been great, steve, 379 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,963 But we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter. 380 00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:42,965 We? Uh, this is shane. 381 00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:44,433 He'll be handling the day-to-day. 382 00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:46,100 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 383 00:14:46,124 --> 00:14:49,922 I might only be two minutes old, but I know you're a legend. 384 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,373 She doesn't care about us. 385 00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:53,508 She just wants her (BLEEP) host back. 386 00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:56,110 I don't know what to do. Oh, now you want my help. 387 00:14:56,134 --> 00:14:57,657 - Too late for that. - Come on, man. 388 00:14:57,681 --> 00:14:58,824 What is this (BLEEP) 389 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,048 You don't get to do this to me. 390 00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,316 We were in eggs together. 391 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,717 Oh, (BLEEP) since we were in eggs. 392 00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:04,119 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like, 393 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,988 The biological institutions now? 394 00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,189 (BLEEP) you. All you care about. 395 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,724 Is "progress" and society and skyscrapers. 396 00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,526 You don't care about (BLEEP) biology. 397 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,033 Oh, yeah, well, what the (BLEEP) 398 00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,838 You... how you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet? 399 00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:17,065 Because I do what I want. 400 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,400 Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right. 401 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:19,668 Why do you hate her so much? 402 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:23,205 Because she took you away from me! 403 00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:25,140 Whoa, man. Jesus christ. 404 00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:27,809 No, I-I didn't, I... Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 405 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,012 It's cool. 406 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:32,465 I feel the same way. 407 00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:38,286 Oh, my god, I... 408 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,888 I wish we could suck on each other. 409 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,491 I wanna suck on you, too. I'm gonna suck you so hard. 410 00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:44,226 Suck me. C-c-can we do this? 411 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,694 A-a-are we allowed to do this? 412 00:15:45,718 --> 00:15:47,762 I don't care. I just want you. 413 00:15:47,786 --> 00:15:48,630 (BLEEP) all of this. 414 00:15:48,654 --> 00:15:50,165 Let's just get the hell outta here. 415 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,167 And be whatever the (BLEEP) we want. 416 00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:54,636 That's evolution. That's progress. 417 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,572 I want a family. Can we have a family. 418 00:15:57,596 --> 00:15:59,626 Yeah. 419 00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:09,035 - Aah, aah! - (SCREECHES) 420 00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:16,124 Oh, my god. 421 00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:17,926 Holy (BLEEP) oh. 422 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:20,194 What are... what are these things?! Do I look like I know? 423 00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:22,464 Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part? 424 00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:24,399 You weren't there for that. I had to fill in some gaps. 425 00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:26,601 Everyone around the office knew about steve and bruce. 426 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:30,539 I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead. 427 00:16:30,563 --> 00:16:33,007 The punishment is... 428 00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:34,342 Death. Mother (BLEEP) summer! 429 00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,411 You said you had a plan! Silence. 430 00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:38,613 The council of glorzos has spoken. 431 00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:40,014 More like council of (BLEEP) 432 00:16:40,038 --> 00:16:42,217 - Glorzo is law. - Silence. 433 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,953 The punishment is death. 434 00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:47,355 By... Getting their car. 435 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:49,157 Summer? Shut up. 436 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:51,894 Yes, place them in the car. 437 00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:53,161 Those pieces of (BLEEP) 438 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:54,763 No, no, no! This is like torture. 439 00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:56,899 No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car. 440 00:16:56,923 --> 00:16:59,501 You deserve it, you pieces of (BLEEP) 441 00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:01,703 And to make sure the sentence is passed, 442 00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:03,705 I shall be joining them. 443 00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:04,839 In the car. 444 00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:07,976 And we shall drive away from here and die. 445 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,377 Oooookay. 446 00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,979 Guess what, everybody. 447 00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:13,782 It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from. 448 00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:16,050 She's trying to escape with her family. 449 00:17:16,074 --> 00:17:17,119 My time to shine. 450 00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:18,587 Execute her. 451 00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:21,256 Okay, plan b. Morty, now. 452 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,925 (HARMONICA PLAYS) 453 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:24,927 Aah! 454 00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:26,528 Jesus, Morty, that sucks. 455 00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:27,930 Alright, stop playing, Morty. 456 00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:29,264 I-I got this. 457 00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:30,733 (HARMONICA PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) 458 00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,000 Aah! 459 00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:34,187 (GLORZOS GASPING, SCREAMING) 460 00:17:36,829 --> 00:17:39,341 GLORZO: This is what we get for evolving? 461 00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:41,409 Sorry! Sorry. 462 00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,678 I-I'm sorry. We... we... We thought you were evil. 463 00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:45,213 Why would you think that? 464 00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:48,350 We had a giant tower that blared "glorzo is peace." 465 00:17:48,374 --> 00:17:50,619 I know. I... should... should we help? 466 00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:51,954 - Boo! - Oh, like that's helping. 467 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,888 Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road. 468 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:56,959 You're... you're just going? You told us to go! 469 00:17:56,983 --> 00:17:59,494 Once again, I'm so sorry for what they... 470 00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:01,095 You're part of this, too. Boo! 471 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:02,297 We hate you the most. 472 00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:04,366 Get out. 473 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,168 Jesus, summer, why'd you let these things. 474 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:07,369 Stay on us for so long? 475 00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:08,903 I was working with a lot. 476 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:11,991 Just let me listen to the podcast next time. 477 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,712 Nailed that landing. 478 00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:19,447 (GRUNTS) 479 00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,916 Huh. Neat-looking egg. 480 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,304 (GLORZO SCREECHES) 481 00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:29,457 Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this (BLEEP) 482 00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:32,645 (GRUNTS) aah! 483 00:18:36,222 --> 00:18:39,001 Maybe we, uh... maybe we don't tell people about this one. 484 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,602 Did we at least learn something? 485 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,005 That we suck and everyone sucks? 486 00:18:43,029 --> 00:18:45,807 I guess that counts. 487 00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:47,075 Later, chodes. 488 00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:49,095 Hit me on the next one. 489 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:52,815 You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump. 490 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:55,484 Into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax. 491 00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:57,352 And maybe watch some interdimensional cable? 492 00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:59,421 I'm cool if you are. Honestly, that sounds great. 493 00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:01,023 W-we don't need to try so hard, you know. 494 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,891 Let's just take it easy and riff, you know. 495 00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:05,360 That's what I love about us. Me, too, buddy. 496 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,229 MAN: Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 497 00:19:07,253 --> 00:19:08,831 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 498 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,632 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 499 00:19:10,656 --> 00:19:11,900 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 500 00:19:11,924 --> 00:19:13,768 - Reggie? - Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 501 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,237 MAN #2: Reggie, you alright in there? (GROWLING) 502 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:17,572 Mm, Rick, do you feel... 503 00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:20,108 Oh, god, I have to shit an egg. 504 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,309 Oh, my god, oh, (BLEEP) 505 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,852 Oh, it hurts. Oh god, 506 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:23,914 Is this how we die, Rick? 507 00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:26,633 - I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah! - Is this how we die?! 508 00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:28,468 - I don't want to (BLEEP) an egg, - Rick! I'm sorry, Morty. 509 00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:30,311 I'm sorry! It's my fault. It's all my fault! 510 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,448 Hey, you two. Did you... 511 00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,783 Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye! 512 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,445 What are you... say goodbye to your little boy! 513 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:37,232 No, look away! 514 00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:38,993 I'm making an egg, mom. I'm making an egg! 515 00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:41,663 You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year. 516 00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:44,132 Look away, beth! Daddy loves you! 517 00:19:44,156 --> 00:19:45,400 My ass! My ass! 518 00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:46,601 This is it, Morty! 519 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,270 It's full circle from the pilot. 520 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:49,538 Full circle! 521 00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:51,406 (BOTH SCREAM, FART) 522 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,807 (GRUNTS) 523 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:55,209 (SIGHS) 524 00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:56,811 Oh, I guess we, uh... 525 00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:58,012 I guess we both just had to take a (BLEEP) 526 00:19:58,036 --> 00:19:59,882 Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh... 527 00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:01,149 (BLEEP) gross. 528 00:20:01,173 --> 00:20:03,151 Guys, clean it up. 529 00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:09,958 ♪♪ 530 00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:17,031 ♪♪ 531 00:20:17,055 --> 00:20:23,838 ♪♪ 532 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:28,911 ♪♪ 533 00:20:28,935 --> 00:20:34,501 ♪♪ 534 00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:37,319 (BEES BUZZING) look at your dad. 535 00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:40,789 Such a dork, keeping bees. 536 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:42,925 I mean, it's... at least it's interesting, though. 537 00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:46,246 At least, like... I wish my dad kept bees. 538 00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:48,263 I mean, it's kind of cute. 539 00:20:48,287 --> 00:20:53,268 Like... Your dad keeps bees. 540 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:55,537 How old is your dad? 541 00:20:55,561 --> 00:21:00,144 He's obviously beekeeping age. 542 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,664 I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet. 543 00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,404 Summer, I want to (BLEEP) your dad. 544 00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:08,991 Oh, really?