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C'mon, Rick.
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- We're... We're almost there.
- Ugh, leave me, Morty.
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It's the only way.
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Wha... Were... Wha... Were we...
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Were we Blades in that one?
That's fucking tight.
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Just stay with me.
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I'm... I'm scared, Morty.
I can see the end.
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I'm a silly man. I'm a silly small man.
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I'm... I'm sorry I got you into this.
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Then how about I get us outta this?
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- Hello?
- Hey, Jessica.
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I-It's Morty. From school.
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Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?
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Um, I just want to say
that you're really great.
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I know the timing never
really worked out with us,
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but you're really great and I
wish I got to know you better.
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Oh, I mean... That's a lot.
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Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just...
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No, I just wish you said it sooner.
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- Wh-What?
- Yeah, I mean, being nervous
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is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know?
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- Life support systems failing.
- Yeah, that's a great point.
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- Well, what are you doing tonight?
- Tonight?
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Yeah. Do you, like, want to
watch a movie or something?
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Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great.
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Holy shit. Holy shit. Come on, come on!
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Oh.
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- Where are we?
- We're home, Rick.
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I-I landed us in the ocean.
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The ocean?! The ocean on Earth?!
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- Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.
- Oh, shit.
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Holy shit. We have to go.
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We have to go right fucking now.
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- What?
- You touched the ocean, Morty.
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- What's the big... What?
- Oh, fuck. Shit.
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Richard!
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You have desecrated the sacred treaty
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betwixt land and sea.
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Now face the wrath of your
once and eternal foe...
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- Mr. Nimbus!
- Sorry. Who is that?
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- My nemesis.
- What?
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My fucking nemesis, okay?
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Okay, but what was his name again?
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I am Mr. Nimbus!
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He's gonna say that a lot.
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W-Wait, so who is coming over again?
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- He said his nemesis?
- Rick has a nemesis?
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- I guess.
- Has he mentioned him before?
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I-I was gonna ask you.
First I'm hearing it.
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Who is he? Like a magic guy?
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Rick's science and he's magic?
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He's like a-a fish?
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- A fish.
- He's not a fish. He's Mr. Nimbus.
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He's king of the ocean
and he's a piece of shit.
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Are you happy, Morty?
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Are you happy you touched the ocean?
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He's gonna be here any minute.
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Just help me smooth this over
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or this guy's gonna become
more trouble than he's worth.
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Um, hey, I don't know how much
I can help out tonight, Rick.
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Jessica's coming over j-just to,
like, watch a movie or something,
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but y'know, t-t-that's a good step.
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That's a solid step
to something, y'know?
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Truly nobody cares
about your dick, Morty.
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The sooner you learn that, the better.
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I think you just don't want me happy
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'cause then I'll stop doing
your crazy chores.
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Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
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you don't get to do anything crazy.
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While I bullshit my way through
this peace summit treaty
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with Nimbus, Summer is gonna
dive into the Marianas Trench
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to recover the forbidden shell
that gives him his power
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because Summer can be trusted.
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Let's lick tits.
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- Okay, what?
- I don't love that.
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Of course you don't, 'cause
you guys aren't getting any.
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Actually, your father and I
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have been very sex-positive lately.
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- Eww.
- Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
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We've been watching
pornography. Together.
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- Gross!
- I might never come back
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- from the ocean.
- Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe.
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The squares can't handle it.
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There are suicide capsules
in all of your teeth.
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Do what you want with that.
C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty.
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Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good shit.
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So just toss this whale-ass
ocean-wine in here
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and age it up a few centuries.
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So time moves faster in there?
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I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?
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I'm not a beaver who believes
in Jesus Christ, Morty.
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But yeah, it's pretty
much a Narnia thing.
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- Okay, but Jessica...
- All you have to do
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is bring wine, Morty.
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- When do I ask you for anything?
- When do you...
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I haven't been to a full
week of school in years!
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I don't know shit! And for what?
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How many enemies do you have to have?
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Why is everything a fight with you?
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You might want to learn
this early, Morty.
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- Life is a fight.
- With Mr. Nimbus?
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Are you makin' fun of me?
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Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold
dick killer, Morty.
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Okay, let's go.
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That's his magic ocean horn.
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Is that Mr. Nimbus?
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- Nimbus.
- Richard.
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You look like ass.
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Let's get this over with.
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- I'm sorry. This is the guy?
- Jerry.
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Hold on. No. I've seen
you fuck a planet,
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and this is the guy you're afraid of?
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I like this one, Rick.
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He is unbroken. Untamed.
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Perhaps he could use a
firmer grip upon his leash.
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Okay, that's enough.
I'm calling the police.
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- Go ahead.
- Jerry.
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- I will!
- Good. I control them.
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- Excuse me?
- He controls police, Jerry.
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Right, that tracks.
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In Dumb World. Police?
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A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
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Well, I don't see how that's
relevant, but we're white.
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Freeze!
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Fight.
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Fuck.
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Flee.
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Let's get outta here.
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- Shall we, Richard?
- Okay, but how did he...
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Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus.
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- He controls the police!
- Um, hello?
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Am I in the right place?
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I just saw a bunch of cops
having sex with each other?
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Hi! Jessica! Hi! Yeah, yup,
y-you're in the right spot.
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Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica.
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This is everybody. Uh, this is...
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- I am Mr. Nimbus.
- Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside.
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Morty, grab the wine.
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Yeah, in a minute. C-C'mon, Jessica.
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Stand aside.
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Unless you are worthy of Nimbus.
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If that means what I think it means,
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I'll have you know, we
watch porn together.
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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Wow, okay! Looks like you
guys just got the nod.
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The nod?
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Mr. Nimbus has a sense for these things.
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I take it you're a sex-positive couple?
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Oh, yeah. Very much so.
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- We watch porn together.
- Great!
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I'll mark you down as
eligible for a threeway.
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Here's all the information you'll need.
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The king of the ocean wants
to have a threesome with us?
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Totally optional.
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But a remarkable option to have,
I assure you. Very jealous.
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There's a form on the last page
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so we know where to
send the gift basket.
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So that just happened.
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You don't sound upset about it.
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Neither do you.
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Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us?
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I thought this only happened
in New York or on HBO.
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- Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet.
- You're right.
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This is exactly what
she was talking about.
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So, uh, yeah. J-Just make
yourself comfortable.
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Y'know, ch-choose a movie
or... or we can watch
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some interdimensional cable if you want.
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We now return to "Nintendo 69."
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Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me?
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Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin...
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Or we can watch whatever, y'know.
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Wh-Whatever you're into.
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Morty, did I hear you're getting wine?
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Yeah, I gotta get some
wine for Mr. Nimbus.
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- Got any extra?
- Oh. Uh, yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some, just for you.
- Cool.
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Hurry back.
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- Looks like you could use a hand.
- Oh, hey!
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- Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
- No problem.
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- Hoovy? Dinner's ready!
- Be right there, sugar hoof!
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Just helping this young
man through a portal
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with that crate full of alcohol
that's been here for decades.
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Hey, thanks, Hoovy.
I-I really appreciate that.
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I-I got a girl over, and
I really, really like her.
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- I-I'm just nervous.
- Oh, I know that feeling.
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When I first started seeing Bova,
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I could only think about all the
ways I was gonna mess it up.
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- So what'd you do?
- Oh, I messed it up.
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But I found the one
who loves me for that.
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Thanks. I-I really needed to hear that.
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- Here, t-take one of these.
- Oh, you don't have to.
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No, I-I want to.
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You have a good day, Hoovy.
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You have a great time
with that lady up there.
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- Just relax.
- Will do!
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Bova?
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Why did you leave us, Father?
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Japheth? When were you born?
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I swore to Mother if I ever met you,
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I'd avenge her.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Whose, then? Whose?!
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The boy from the magic door.
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- Shall we discuss terms?
- Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms.
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Term number one...
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I am King of the Ocean.
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The place I shit? Go ahead.
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Term number two...
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Stop shitting in the ocean.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Delicious. Another.
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Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking
of using this one for...
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Morty, just give him
the bottle. God damn.
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Another!
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Morty, you get the wine?
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Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry.
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I just... just going back to get it.
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Oh. I thought you already went.
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I did! I just... just got a little busy.
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Going right now, again!
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You go ahead and fire up that movie!
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That's okay. I'll wait for you.
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Holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit, holy shit!
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I've been waiting for you.
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- Oh, wow. Hoovy, right?
- Never say his name!
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Jesus Christ! Why...
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Why is every old guy super jacked?
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Sorry! I'm sorry!
I-I just need the wine!
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I'm sorry! Stop it!
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- Fucking kill you!
- Ow! Okay, screw this!
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You know what?
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- You!
- Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy!
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Father?
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- It's him! I told you he'd come back!
- Holy shit.
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Okay, look, he wasn't
old like 10 seconds ago.
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Ow! Motherfucker!
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I'm sorry, Father.
I'm sorry we never believed.
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He'll come back. Stop him.
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Stop him.
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Papa, why do we guard the gate?
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Because one day, the
dark child shall return.
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And we will be ready.
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Delicious.
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Where is your wine
boy, Richard? I thirst.
246
00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:57,235
He's getting it. Stop
eating beignets like that.
247
00:09:57,245 --> 00:09:59,807
Participant voids all liability
248
00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:01,859
in the event of death by orgasm?
249
00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:04,312
Are we really ready to
open things this wide?
250
00:10:04,332 --> 00:10:06,473
What if it gets weird?
What if I fall in love with him?
251
00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:08,536
No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
252
00:10:08,556 --> 00:10:09,657
What was that?
253
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,399
Another scheme of yours, Richard?
254
00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:12,981
I know you're planning something.
255
00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:15,821
It's nothing. Will you
excuse me, please?
256
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,705
What the fuck is going
on? Where's the wine?
257
00:10:17,725 --> 00:10:19,227
Dad was horny and I dropped it.
258
00:10:19,247 --> 00:10:20,797
God, I can't... I can't believe
you're fucking this up.
259
00:10:20,798 --> 00:10:22,829
I'm not fucking it up! There
was a guy in the thing and...
260
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,091
There's always a guy in a thing!
261
00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:28,546
Land dwellers do not keep
Nimbus waiting and live.
262
00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:30,218
Be right out! Goddammit.
263
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,049
Do you see this whisper
kitchen "Frasier" bullshit
264
00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,780
you're making me do?
Morty, just get the wine.
265
00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,462
Beth and Jerry, stop
trying to fuck Nimbus.
266
00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,764
- Well, we wouldn't do it here.
- I'll have you know he propositioned us.
267
00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:39,727
He propositions everybody!
268
00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:41,029
Hey, hey, hey, Jessica.
269
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,790
- W-What's up?
- Seems like you're busy.
270
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,532
No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble.
271
00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:46,373
But... But... But I'll go
get that wine right now.
272
00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:48,456
But you said were going to
get it like twice already.
273
00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,878
I-I-I was and I-I'm
getting it right now.
274
00:10:51,779 --> 00:10:54,122
Holy shit, it's him!
275
00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,547
God damn it! What do
you want me to say?!
276
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,239
I-I'm sorry!
277
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,514
We finally beat him.
278
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,406
But let's always remain vigilant
279
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,897
because you never know.
280
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,558
He might be back one day.
281
00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,353
Okay, Narnia! Let's go.
282
00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:15,063
Let's fucking go!
283
00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:16,264
It is over.
284
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:17,944
The boy is not coming back.
285
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,647
He always comes back.
286
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,369
You have wasted our lives,
287
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,191
our very futures, on a fantasy!
288
00:11:24,192 --> 00:11:26,084
- A lie!
- I know what I saw.
289
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,295
You saw nothing!
290
00:11:27,315 --> 00:11:28,987
You are a foolish boy!
291
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:33,911
Those called fools
292
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:38,146
are the only ones brave
enough to see the truth.
293
00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:01,649
Tell me, Father. Am I a fool now?
294
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:08,096
I was born in the pits
that made these stones.
295
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:11,059
I lost my years building
a temple to a lie.
296
00:12:11,079 --> 00:12:13,481
So I made lies my power.
297
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,454
- And what is power but a lie we...
- Aah!
298
00:12:16,464 --> 00:12:18,166
Oh, shit, he's real!
299
00:12:18,186 --> 00:12:19,847
He's real! I was wrong!
300
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:22,239
I was so wrong! God is real!
301
00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:30,338
_
302
00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,791
Wow. Impeccable service.
303
00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,184
- Big tip.
- I liked your other one more.
304
00:12:46,194 --> 00:12:47,795
What was his name? Kyle?
305
00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:48,956
- What?
- Nothing.
306
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,738
Can we just sign this thing and go?
307
00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:52,634
Jessica, I-I'm so sorry.
308
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,593
I mean, it's fine. You were only
gone like a couple minutes.
309
00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:56,889
Morty, are you okay?
310
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,626
I'm... I'm sorry, Jessica.
311
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:00,317
We just never seem to
get it right, do we?
312
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:02,260
No, I guess we don't.
313
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,741
But I'm glad you called me.
314
00:13:03,761 --> 00:13:06,864
Maybe we can start over,
get it right this time.
315
00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:08,636
Yeah. I'd... I'd like that.
316
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:11,958
Thanks for bringing the wine.
317
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,491
Totally worth it.
318
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:16,432
- Do we need an opener?
- Oh. I'll... I'll... I'll go get it.
319
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:17,884
Mmm.
320
00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:20,928
I do so love to sign
upon the dotted line.
321
00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:22,971
- Shall we?
- Jesus Christ, yes.
322
00:13:22,991 --> 00:13:24,172
And who is your witness?
323
00:13:24,192 --> 00:13:25,693
My witness is the squid.
324
00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:27,494
Really proud of this
SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
325
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:29,546
Hey, just get a witness, man.
Don't make this about me.
326
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,499
Or perhaps Richard has no one
327
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,461
with whom he can trust his life.
328
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,003
Who truly knows him.
329
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,244
- Save me.
- Fine!
330
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:39,227
I'll get someone.
Oh, my God. Morty! C'mere.
331
00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:41,169
- I need you for some bullshit.
- Look, Rick,
332
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:42,309
I've done everything you've asked.
333
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,191
Now can I just have some
time with my girlfriend?
334
00:13:44,192 --> 00:13:46,534
- Your girlfriend?
- I mean, she's not...
335
00:13:46,554 --> 00:13:47,635
we kissed,
336
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,897
but I'm just trying to take it slow.
337
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,959
You gotta give these things
time to breathe, y'know?
338
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,681
Do you know why you're special, Adam?
339
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,846
- Because I am The Traveler?
- Yes.
340
00:13:59,847 --> 00:14:02,260
You will be the one to
pass through the door.
341
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,772
You will be the one to end our pain.
342
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,894
But, Mother, what about my pain?
343
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:09,437
Your pain shall set us free.
344
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,908
It is time to begin.
345
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,511
Again.
346
00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:18,516
Again!
347
00:14:21,419 --> 00:14:24,832
- You are not ready.
- Please, Mother...
348
00:14:24,852 --> 00:14:26,814
Do you think he will show you mercy?
349
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,647
Like he did to us? Again!
350
00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:48,546
Does anyone need anything?
351
00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:50,338
Does Nimbus need anything?
352
00:14:50,358 --> 00:14:51,539
- Holy shit.
- Don't judge.
353
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,461
- We're growing as a couple!
- Aah!
354
00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:54,983
Why is this happening to me?!
355
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,734
For the future!
356
00:14:58,556 --> 00:15:01,839
You dare assassinate Nimbus?
357
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,352
- Sorry. Wait. Who... Who is that?
- Get in line, pal!
358
00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:13,071
- Such a waste.
- M-Mother?
359
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:16,144
Aah!
360
00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:18,746
Jessica!
361
00:15:20,108 --> 00:15:22,250
You just had to touch the ocean.
362
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,711
Aaah! Shut up!
363
00:15:23,731 --> 00:15:25,023
There isn't time to...
364
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,145
It's all fucked and you fucked it!
365
00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:33,761
- Huh?
- You're early.
366
00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:35,523
W-What is this place?
367
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,306
The end. But also a beginning.
368
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,637
- Isn't every end a beginning?
- Stay back!
369
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:43,031
I don't want your stripped
down Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
370
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:44,912
- Where's Jessica?
- Jessica.
371
00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:46,834
That was her name, wasn't it?
372
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:48,735
Thank you, Morty. I had forgotten.
373
00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:50,527
Oh, right.
374
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,828
You'll be needing this.
375
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,701
For the wine.
376
00:15:57,905 --> 00:16:00,068
Oh, shit, we got him!
377
00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:02,770
Can you believe he bought
that fucking tree bullshit?
378
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,052
We fucking got him!
379
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,194
Very well.
380
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:09,247
If you seek war with Atlantis,
you shall have it.
381
00:16:09,257 --> 00:16:11,009
Oh, I've already been
to war with Atlantis
382
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,460
when I D-Day'd that Mermaid Puss.
383
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,731
I knew that was you!
384
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,633
Prepare my exit parade!
385
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:18,396
Say goodbye to your precious dry land!
386
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,508
For soon it will be wet! Wet!
387
00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,719
Yeah, global warming is
already doing that, asshole.
388
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,233
But sure, yeah, go for it.
Make us slightly more wet!
389
00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:27,982
- Am I a joke to you?
- Yes, you are a fucking joke!
390
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,998
You fucking suck! You've always sucked!
391
00:16:30,018 --> 00:16:31,959
Y-Y-Y know why we
haven't fought in years?
392
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,381
'Cause you're an embarrassment to
me and I don't need you anymore.
393
00:16:34,382 --> 00:16:36,094
I don't need anybody.
All I do is eat ass
394
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:37,705
and 69 Nintendos, bro.
395
00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:39,247
- Every day.
- Or maybe you hate me
396
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,829
because I am the only man to
see how far you have fallen.
397
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,472
I used to fear you. Respect you.
398
00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:46,194
Now all that's left is pity...
399
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,476
for a sad, drunk shell of a man
400
00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:51,059
too afraid to see how alone he truly is.
401
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:53,581
If Diane were alive today,
what would she think...
402
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:56,023
Don't fucking establish canonical
backstory with me, you Red Lob...
403
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,606
Oh, good. You're awake.
404
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,587
I just took some wine!
I said I was sorry.
405
00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:02,217
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
406
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,512
I have been asking that for centuries.
407
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:07,475
I was created to study
you, Morty, to know you.
408
00:17:07,495 --> 00:17:08,756
But the closer I looked,
409
00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:10,788
the more I do not recognize myself.
410
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:12,800
Uh, yeah, man, I really
don't have time for...
411
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,553
I have often wondered who
would we be without you, Morty?
412
00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,815
Are we anything beyond our hatred?
413
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:18,856
And when she came,
414
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:21,019
I thought she would be the answer.
415
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,431
Frozen in time. Forever asleep.
416
00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:26,474
We could not understand her
purpose, so we hid her away.
417
00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,256
Why do we always hide
the truths we fear?
418
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:29,436
I don't give a shit, nerd!
419
00:17:29,437 --> 00:17:31,919
- Let her go!
- Why... Why did I clone myself genitals?
420
00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:33,360
- Ow! Ooh!
- I don't care, bitch! Do it!
421
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:35,343
- Asshole!
- Yeah, guess I am an asshole!
422
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,025
Y'know, sometimes you
gotta be an asshole!
423
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:39,527
- My grandpa taught me that!
- Okay, okay, okay, fine!
424
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,032
- Morty?
- Hey, Jessica.
425
00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:46,194
Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?
426
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,616
I-Is that ooze or... I'm
not sure what to call it.
427
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,158
It l-l-looks like ooze.
428
00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:52,220
Okay. W-We can catch up later.
429
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,398
What the...
430
00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:03,451
Rick! Rick!
431
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:04,831
- ... obster motherfucker.
- Rick!
432
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:06,513
- Screw this. What am I even doing?
- Help!
433
00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:08,246
Where are you?
434
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,297
Come back here.
435
00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:11,058
I'm going to make the land wet!
436
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,820
Y'know what, I'd love to see it.
437
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,422
Do it! God, do anything!
438
00:18:14,442 --> 00:18:16,934
Just don't use me as an excuse anymore!
439
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,036
Rick!
440
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:20,708
Wow. That was intense.
441
00:18:20,728 --> 00:18:21,889
You look stressed.
442
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:24,292
- We signed the paperwork.
- I must go.
443
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,352
Well, your people have our number!
444
00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:27,220
Your starfish mentioned
some kind of basket?
445
00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:28,375
- Jesus, Morty.
- Stop! No, no!
446
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,397
- Not today! You don't get to...
- Can't you go one day without...
447
00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:33,065
- What the...
- I fucked it up, okay?
448
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,882
It's okay, Morty. That's what you do.
449
00:18:34,902 --> 00:18:37,175
Now lemme Deus Ex Machina
this shit and let's go home.
450
00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:40,848
God, why does everyone
go Cyber-Punk Bird?
451
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,020
So fuckin' hack.
452
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:47,055
Oh, shit. Well, that's cool.
453
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:56,044
Okay, we might be a little fucked.
454
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:02,470
Did you think I would let
you die alone, Richard?
455
00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:18,496
I am Mr. Nimbus!
456
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,382
Wow. Phew.
457
00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:26,344
You... You still got
time for that movie?
458
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,306
Yes. Time.
459
00:19:28,326 --> 00:19:30,278
I had nothing but time.
460
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:31,819
Endless time.
461
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:35,533
At first, it was madness.
Then enlightenment.
462
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,035
Then madness again.
463
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:39,707
But perhaps it was a gift.
464
00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:41,739
I could see the life of time.
465
00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:43,851
And as I watched the life of time
466
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:46,354
in all its fleeting, terrible light,
467
00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:48,346
I wondered, had I lived?
468
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:50,758
Was I just the object
in another's story?
469
00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:53,641
Was that all I ever was?
Could I be more?
470
00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:56,634
I had nothing but time
and still no answer.
471
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,819
Time without purpose is a prison.
472
00:19:58,836 --> 00:20:01,449
I have glimpsed into
the mind of eternity.
473
00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:03,071
Perhaps the mind of God.
474
00:20:03,091 --> 00:20:05,073
And found nothing but silence.
475
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:08,626
I think we should just be friends.
476
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,099
Oh, yeah. I-I-I get that.
477
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,960
Guess we missed our moment.
478
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:15,443
Yes. But there will be more.
479
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,744
For both of us.
480
00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:18,326
Goodbye, Morty.
481
00:20:18,346 --> 00:20:21,519
- Hey, how's it going?
- Fuck off! I'm a Time-god!
482
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:23,831
Fighting by your side again, Richard.
483
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,323
- It was, uh...
- Yeah.
484
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,055
Then there is no treaty.
485
00:20:27,075 --> 00:20:28,378
Because there is no war.
486
00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:30,898
Aw, Nimbus. That's...
That's really chill of you, man.
487
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:34,252
Richard. Before you were
my greatest enemy,
488
00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,184
you were my only friend.
489
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,564
- Grandpa, I got the shell!
- Shit.
490
00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:39,857
- Okay, Nimbus, look.
- You son of a bitch!
491
00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,559
- Betrayal!
- My weapons, Morty!
492
00:20:41,569 --> 00:20:43,051
- I-I-I used them all!
- Grandpa!
493
00:20:43,071 --> 00:20:44,192
Wait, Grandpa, what do I do?
494
00:20:44,212 --> 00:20:45,753
I have the shell. Should I blow it?
495
00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:46,957
Is that... I'm... I'm
just gonna blow it!
496
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,227
Don't blow it! Destroy the horn!
497
00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,478
- What the hell, Summer?!
- You were supposed to destroy the horn!
498
00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:52,880
How was I supposed to know that?
499
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:57,155
Police!
500
00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:59,426
Take this piece of shit to jail.
501
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:03,561
I told, ugh, I told you.
He's an ice-cold dick killer!
502
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:05,683
Nimbus!
503
00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:07,085
Wait. So how can he...
504
00:21:07,105 --> 00:21:09,017
Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
505
00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:10,648
He controls the police!
506
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:15,673
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507
00:21:42,730 --> 00:21:44,652
Jer, I think more than one safe word
508
00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:45,813
sort of defeats the point.
509
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,994
I know, I just wanna make sure
510
00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:48,896
we have every opportunity to stop.
511
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,800
- Super excited about it though.
- Me too, so excited.
512
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:55,563
Jerry, are we doing this
because we both want this?
513
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,246
Or because it's what we
think the other one wants?
514
00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:00,057
I just wanted to prove
that I love you so much
515
00:22:00,058 --> 00:22:01,970
- I would do this for you!
- Same!
516
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,150
Let's take that prize and get out
517
00:22:03,151 --> 00:22:05,293
before we make a huge mistake.
518
00:22:05,313 --> 00:22:07,505
Getting cold feet?
519
00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:08,706
No.
520
00:22:08,726 --> 00:22:10,979
- Please don't tell Rick.
- He wouldn't understand.
521
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:13,401
Yes, he would.