1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,010 ♪ Boob World, Boob World ♪ 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,845 ♪ It's a world for you ♪ 3 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:16,475 ♪ But it's actually two Boob World ♪ 4 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,769 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,939 but I'm actually exstyched about it. That's excited, stoked, and psyched. 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,358 - I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick. - Truth is, Summer, 7 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,945 Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, 8 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,781 so they've recently rebranded as a Boob Empowerment Experience, 9 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,616 and if we bring a female we get in for free. 10 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,160 So I'm like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags? 11 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,163 No, because once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away. 12 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,415 No fucking way. It can't be. 13 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,712 - Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! - Oh, look at that. 14 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,047 - What is it? - A Gotron ferret. 15 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:51,218 It's not a Gotron ferret, Morty. It's the Blue Gotron ferret. 16 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,097 - Boob World is canceled. - No! Rick! No! 17 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,684 - You promised! You always do this! - Tell you what, I'll let you choose. 18 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,310 - Do you really think Boob World-- - Yes. 19 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,020 - Let me finish. ls more important-- - Yes. 20 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:02,980 Let me finish! 21 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,775 Than having all five of the only five Gotron ferrets in the universe. 22 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,527 Are you finished? Yes. So let's go. 23 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,445 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret. 24 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,488 - Sure. - What the hell? 25 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,990 You said you were letting me choose. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,201 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. You chose badly. 27 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:20,330 [Morty] That's how it all began. To my sister, it was just another game. 28 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,498 But what she didn't know-- 29 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,542 [Summer] That was the moment everything changed. 30 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,919 - [Morty] Wait, what? - [Summer] I had gotten my first taste of respect. 31 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,879 - And my first voiceover. - [Morty] I can hear you. 32 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,924 [Summer] And I knew then and there I wanted more of both. 33 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,009 [Morty] Hello? 34 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,468 [theme music playing] 35 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,126 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us! 36 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,545 A giant monster's attacking in the Nibblenug system. 37 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,839 - Your suits are in the bathroom. - Mine smells skeletony. 38 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:13,508 - I have a chiropractor appointment. - What are you involving us in? 39 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,135 Rick's been collecting Gotron ferrets 40 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,220 and now that he has all five, we can combine them-- 41 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,514 - Morty, for Christ's sake! Spoilers! - Spoilers, Morty! 42 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,517 We don't need to sell this to anyone, there's a giant monster attacking. 43 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,519 In the "Nibblenug" system. 44 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,563 Since when does this house care about alien lives? 45 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,940 - We don't even watch British television. - Told you. 46 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,068 Let's just get Gene from next door and a homeless guy. 47 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,153 No, hold on. Fuck Gene, fuck the homeless. 48 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,156 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them. 49 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,200 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream? 50 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,453 I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby 51 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,288 and the government launched it into space. 52 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,917 Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby. Oh, my God, you might be a clone. 53 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,835 I exist because you guys failed to abort me. 54 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,837 We get the family we get, not the one we want. 55 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,464 And if you want to keep the one you got, 56 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,384 get your asses into some anime space suits. 57 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,343 - Fair enough. - Okay. 58 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,095 - Good work, Summer Camp. - Yeah. 59 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,807 - I'm exci- toked about this. - Sure you are. Now. 60 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,268 [Morty] Something new was forming and I was at the bottom of it. 61 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,105 [Summer] I let Morty have his voiceover. It's really all he had left. 62 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,439 [Morty] Can you hear me or not? 63 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:13,110 [Summer] Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you? No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover. 64 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,029 - [Morty] What's the difference? - [Summer] One would be telepathy, dumb- ass. 65 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,323 - [Beth] Now what? - Now? We. 66 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,033 Go, Team Gotron! 67 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:29,126 Where are we zip- lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to? 68 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,628 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth. 69 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,505 You're going to the center of a volcano. 70 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,173 Thank you? 71 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,330 Okay. Well, this isn't not fun. 72 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,458 Regroup on me, I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug. 73 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,793 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii 74 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,795 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen? 75 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,464 - Uh, Summer? - It's cool, Dad, shut up. 76 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,720 [roars] 77 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,390 Everybody, attack one at a time! 78 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,685 - Is that the best way to-- - Tee up something awesome? Yes! Follow me! 79 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,649 [Rick] Guys, we did our best but there's only one hope. 80 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,611 Activating link- dock! inter- Morphs, ratified! 81 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,237 PostiTrinos, maximized! 82 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,165 Holy shit. I can't believe this is working. 83 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,250 Go! Go, team, it's Gotron time! 84 00:04:56,505 --> 00:05:00,008 - [laughing] Oh, my God. Hell, yes! - This is amazing! 85 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,468 Now we can knock it around a bit. 86 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,386 Trust me, we're still building to something. 87 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,514 - How do we-- - Just hit buttons, we're too big to fail. 88 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,515 [roars] 89 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,100 [roars] 90 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,686 - [Beth] I kicked him! That was me, right? - [Morty] Uppercut! 91 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,439 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor. 92 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,024 I've been waiting a long time for this. 93 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,026 Form luminous energy sword! 94 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,196 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma! 95 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,197 [roars] 96 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,328 - That was fantastic! - So tits! 97 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,959 - [Beth] I was a foot! - Remember when the sword was like-- 98 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,585 I feel so alive! 99 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,964 [Morty] These were the good times. When we felt like we could do anything. 100 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,884 But anything is never quite everything. And pretty soon... 101 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,512 That was nothing. Nothing compared to what we can do. 102 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,515 There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. 103 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,518 Those versions of me would do anything to complete their collections. 104 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,187 Okay. But, Rick, remember what you told me to remind you? 105 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:57,190 - Sometimes, enough is...? - Sometimes enough is enough. 106 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,860 - Morty, what are you doing? - He gets obsessed, Summer. 107 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,028 - When are you going to find your shame? - I have more? 108 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,489 Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives 109 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,159 and before he did, every single one of you was trying to talk him out of it. 110 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,995 Wait. Yeah! What the fuck! 111 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,246 Now he says we can go higher, 112 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,623 and big surprise, it's time to drag him down again. 113 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,375 - Well, I vote-- - No voting. No debate. 114 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,378 It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out. 115 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:22,465 - Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in. - Me neither. Tell us what we're doing next. 116 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,593 - I want to put together a cookout. - That's it? 117 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,887 - I was honestly prepared to blow someone. - Jerry. 118 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,638 I said "prepared" and "someone." 119 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,557 [inaudible dialogue] 120 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,189 [Morty] Rick invited five versions of our family from different universes, 121 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,774 each with incomplete Go Trons. 122 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,109 I didn't have anyone to talk to 123 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,653 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. 124 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,031 - Did you walk on the beach? - The beach that's all boobs? 125 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,116 No, the beach that's all sand. Yes, the boob one! 126 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,494 [Morty] Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. 127 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,954 Ugh. And Summer. 128 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,290 [Summer] In that first sit down, it was Big Fat Rick, 129 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,083 Ricardo Montoya, Hot Head Rick-- 130 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,461 He got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts. 131 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,087 And Lil' Ricky Wrap- It- Up, 132 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,006 who was always great at the end of a meeting. 133 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,216 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick. 134 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:09,012 Don't get me wrong, C1 37, we're happy for your good fortune, 135 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,182 but we did not travel to your universe just to have it rubbed in our faces. 136 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,226 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face is too small to rub anything on. 137 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:20,732 - My face is the same size as yours. - Wow. Huh. Hold on. I'll be damned. 138 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,735 You're so fat you're an optical illusion. Summer, give them the pitch. 139 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,947 We're offering to help each of your families complete their full GoTrons. 140 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,114 [overlapping chatter] 141 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,866 In exchange for some concessions. 142 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,077 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums, 143 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,204 I have dreamed of having a complete Gotron. 144 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,415 But concessions? I hope you mean the kind from a counter. 145 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,584 - I hope she means ice cream! - [overlapping chatter] 146 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,045 We'd like you to relocate your families to this universe 147 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,089 and let me make some modifications to the GoTrons 148 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,508 in the interest of us all working together. 149 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,385 - Wanna know what I think? - Sure, Hot Head Rick. 150 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,387 Just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. 151 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,973 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us! 152 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,308 This is the family that made a giant incest baby! 153 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,977 Had the government launch it into space! 154 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,937 It's still floating around out there somewhere! 155 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,356 - Are we ever gonna live that down? - If I get a full Gotron, 156 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,899 it won't be by kissing your ass. 157 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,735 It'll be by taking what's mine! Yours! [spits] 158 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,570 Hey, gross! No need! 159 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:11,533 - And you were driving a ferret? - We all are, moron! Give me the key! 160 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,659 [alarm chirping] 161 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,372 You'll regret this, you level- headed fucks! 162 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,837 [blows] Obviously we predicted that might happen 163 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,672 which is why we have Yo- Yo Rick on standby. 164 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,882 - Anybody got beef with Yo- Yo? - [overlapping chatter] 165 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,134 Some people think he's lame, 166 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,678 but to me, he's lame in a cool way because he owns it. 167 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,389 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap- lt- Up? 168 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,766 Raise them up, boys! Opa! 169 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,894 [Summer] And so we helped our people find their ferrets. 170 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,938 How they got them? Not our problem. 171 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,191 Then we got down to business. Here's how it worked. 172 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,153 If a giant monster attacked your planet, we all got the alert. 173 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,741 ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's got a plate Of spaghetti for the takin' ♪ 174 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,119 ♪ Papa P's got a great big Robot that he's makin' ♪ 175 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,831 ♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪ 176 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,375 ♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪ 177 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:06,963 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪ 178 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:11,301 [Summer] We formed five Go Trons. And those Go Trons formed the GoGo Tron. 179 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,511 [all] Go, GoGoTron! 180 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,224 I will never get sick of this! 181 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,269 [Summer] If you were a giant monster at that time in our universe, 182 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,520 you never had a chance. 183 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,900 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪ 184 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,153 ♪ 'Cause we're two genres But each one is intertwined, yeah ♪ 185 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,822 Mine needs a weapon like a yo- yo. And a yo- yo on the chest. 186 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,617 Are you listening to me? I need you to respect this partnership. 187 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,911 [Summer] I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. 188 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,455 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. 189 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,665 And that made more room to move up. 190 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,292 The head of my right arm. 191 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,004 [Morty] Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot. 192 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,256 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. 193 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,217 - [Summer] Well, it had one. - Bitch! 194 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,761 When are you going to stop breaking my balls? You win, okay? 195 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,013 We're not competing, Morty, and there's your answer. 196 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,474 I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first. 197 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184 How is that putting family first? 198 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,603 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! 199 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,896 I agree that's an issue. 200 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,316 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full or your locker gets empty, thanks. 201 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,151 I know it feels good when he likes you 202 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,529 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. 203 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,240 Solid babble, Morty. Like a fortune cookie written by Borat. 204 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,992 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you. That's why I know you know what I mean. 205 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,869 You mean if I really loved my family, 206 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,247 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass? 207 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,541 Green Ferret Four needs a wash and we're out of detergent. 208 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,583 I just bought a box. 209 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,586 And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in. 210 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,546 [Rick] Sum- Sum? 211 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,049 - [gulps] - Get two boxes. 212 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,345 [Summer] We evacuated one of the planets we saved 213 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:38,847 and built a secret nightclub on it. 214 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,766 A place no enemies could find us, unless you count my brother. 215 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,726 [Morty] I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. 216 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,896 Summer made me something called an "Associate Security Chief, " 217 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,481 whatever the hell that means. 218 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,900 Look at this guy! [chuckles] And look at this guy. 219 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:55,238 Look at this guy over here. Meow, meow, meow! Meow. Meow, meow! 220 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,325 Oh, there she is! My baby princess, get up here. Stop the music. 221 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,495 This is our queef. 222 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,999 Our queen. She saved my life. She set me free. 223 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,918 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. 224 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,422 And she's got a special announcement. Summer, tell them what we talked about. 225 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,966 - Now? I don't think-- - Okay, I'll do it. Goddamn. 226 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,010 [Morty] The new job did have some perks. 227 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,847 Like I got to be around the night Summer realized she was in over her head. 228 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,475 I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need ten more. 229 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,978 - Then four of you get your own GoGoTron. - [applause] 230 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,397 And 20 percent of you get a Gotron 231 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,775 because we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron! 232 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,068 [chokes] 233 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,820 He's very excited. Um. 234 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,781 - Opa! - [crowd] Opa! 235 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:44,537 - [sighs] I hate my family. - You should. Get in. 236 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,373 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? 237 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,792 Is your sister still enabling it, huh? 238 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,044 Who are you people? 239 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,546 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets. 240 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,090 Then why were they scattered and buried across the universe? 241 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,135 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. [wails] 242 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,014 What your grandpa did is called appropriation. Not cool! [wails] 243 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,474 Look, Morty, we've been watching. 244 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,643 We know you're the one that knows what's best. 245 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,104 Work with us, from the inside. Help us take over this operation. 246 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,607 We're literally designed for it. Mm- hmm! 247 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,236 Nobody will know it was you. Then you can get back to what's important. 248 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,946 Are those Boob Bucks? 249 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,574 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride. Huh. 250 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:26,037 I can't. Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister. 251 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,538 That's really noble, Morty. 252 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,041 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. 253 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,627 But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you! 254 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,796 - Oh, yeah? - [grunts] 255 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,923 [Morty screams] 256 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,008 [tires screech] 257 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,390 [Morty] And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out for the family, 258 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,933 it got stomped on anyway. 259 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,601 [crashing] 260 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,436 - [Summer] Rick! - Mom! Dad! 261 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,151 Hot Head Rick, baby! 262 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,278 [screams] 263 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,613 I set myself up for that! [screams] 264 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,532 - What the hell happened? - Hot Head Rick. 265 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,201 - [Beth] How did he get so close? - Morty was supposed to be security! 266 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,787 - Morty? - I stepped away, all right? 267 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,747 - But not to let that happen! - [Jerry] Morty! 268 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,375 We're not attractive strangers next to you on a flight to Paris 269 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,878 traveling alone to get over a break- up, so this is no time to be coy! 270 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,964 - Opa. - Lil' Ricky! 271 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,632 I'm all wrapped up, Summer. 272 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,719 Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become? 273 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,097 - Why are we doing this anymore? - Because it's fun, you little rat. 274 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,766 Now go home and play video games while we clean up these bodies 275 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,227 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees. 276 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,856 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state for stepping on that trailer park. 277 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,358 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs. 278 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,736 - Now, I gotta turn my back on you. - No! [sobs] 279 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,989 [Summer] With Morty out of the way, things were looking up. 280 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,615 But looks aren't everything. 281 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,704 Hi, Summer, um, my cockpit's not getting Wi- Fi. 282 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,622 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here. 283 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,458 Oh, I'm not your dad, I'm a version of him. 284 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,919 And this is my first day here and I'm not sure what you do around here. 285 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,796 - Then fuck off. - Oh, fuck you. 286 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,631 Excuse me? I want your ID. 287 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,928 Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your rookie Jerrys? 288 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:10,058 - Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed. - Good point. You're not a wartime mom. 289 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,436 Why don't you find your version of Dad and take a break, take a holiday. 290 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,439 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, 291 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,567 so let's just say if you're here in ten minutes, I'll have you removed. 292 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,654 And then the GoTrons make the GoTrons make the GoTrons make the GoTrons. 293 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,198 [gulping] 294 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,240 Couple of snags, 295 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,034 - but I know how to speed things up. - [burps] 296 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,995 Remember when we talked about how the best thing we could do for the family 297 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,706 - is to recruit outside the family? - Yes. Way ahead of you. 298 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,291 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra. 299 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,918 She's from a temp agency. 300 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,128 She's got an entire workforce ready to go 301 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,714 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. 302 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,549 So we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule. 303 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,719 - Well, I don't know about that, but-- - Well, Kendra knows, so. 304 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,513 So...? 305 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,683 - [slurping] - [door closes] 306 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,685 You here to break my legs? 307 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,646 No, we're here to talk shit about your sister 308 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,772 because she just fired us. 309 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,690 - You're kidding. - Arrogant little bitch. 310 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,901 - Should we clip her? - No. She's not worth doing time. 311 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,570 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world. 312 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,073 So I can take her out. You thought that was an actual law? 313 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,574 It's a joke mothers say. 314 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,660 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in? 315 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,746 Uh, one where your mother murdering you isn't a comedic premise? 316 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,125 Guys. There's a little adjustment period, but soon you're going to return to normal. 317 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,044 You're not gonna want to kill Summer. You're not even gonna be mad at her. 318 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,130 - Fuck her. She's my enemy. - Should we kill ourselves 319 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,507 so we can get to hell before her and hide near the entrance? 320 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,758 Oh, I like that. 321 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,678 [sobs] Rick fired me! 322 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,054 - [cries] - Aww. 323 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,055 - Baby. - Sweetie. 324 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,891 - I'm sorry. - Are you okay, baby? 325 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,144 What happened to us? We lost our minds. 326 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,772 I did it. Morty was right. I got addicted to making Grandpa happy. 327 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,483 It's only because your grandpa inflates the value of his happiness. 328 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,402 That's a good point. I mean, look at me. 329 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,322 I'm easy to make happy. Which is why nobody gives a shit if I am. 330 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,867 I appreciate it, but there's something else too. 331 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,161 I've been really sensitive about family lately 332 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,663 because of something I've been keeping secret. 333 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,124 Okay, who's on the Supreme Court and what state do we live in? 334 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,210 - It's been years since I've thought about this. - No, I'm not pregnant. 335 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,046 But, as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, 336 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,049 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby 337 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,010 which the government did launch into space. 338 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,137 And I'm not sure how to tell you this, 339 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,974 but it is still alive and I have been in contact with it. 340 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,477 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month. 341 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,437 They took me to the Pentagon and briefed me. 342 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,856 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. 343 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,026 They had captured him and wanted to see if he'd respond to me, 344 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,154 instinctively, being his mother, and he sure did. 345 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,907 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. 346 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,494 I was supposed to help discipline him so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. 347 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,331 Instead I trained him to love, to believe in himself, 348 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,458 and finally, to escape. 349 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,169 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, 350 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,963 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out. 351 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,633 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other. 352 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,260 And you guys are a couple and Rick has Morty, 353 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,932 but I'm the odd one out, so I wanted to make sure we stuck together. 354 00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,061 But instead, I drove us apart and Rick replaced me with an anime girl 355 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,979 so all I got is myself 356 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:06,651 and my giant, tortured, government- trained rogue incest monster baby 357 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,778 out there in space somewhere. 358 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,821 - [cries] - Oh, baby. What the fuck. 359 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,658 And then you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes? 360 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,577 - Wait, Summer, what did you just say? - Morty, a lot. 361 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,830 He replaced you with an anime girl? Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth? 362 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,041 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit? 363 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,876 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now. 364 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,420 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron. 365 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,215 Those people want to steal the robot. They're going to kill Rick. 366 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,217 He's all alone. We've got to go save him. 367 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,094 Right. Or, you know, fuck him? 368 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,387 - I'm good with that. - Fuck him. 369 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,516 Guys. A great leader once told me, "You get the family you get." 370 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,567 All right. It works. Now we just gotta find a giant monster. 371 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,652 My sensors have picked one up, Rick. 372 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,946 - Okay, lock onto its location. - Yeah, got it. 373 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906 - Oh, it's you! - Huh? 374 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,034 What the hell is this? 375 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,745 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick! 376 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,707 - We'll take it from here! [laughs] - You little assholes! 377 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,127 - [thuds] - Ah! You son of a bitch! 378 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,923 [yells] 379 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,758 Lock and load, boys! 380 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,389 Say hello to my little me! 381 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,516 - Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! - [groans] 382 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,602 - Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! - [laughs] 383 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:28,107 - [groans] - Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. 384 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,236 And last I checked, your family wasn't coming to save you. 385 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,616 - [baby] Ga- ga- goo- goo! - Holy mother of mercy! 386 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,994 My God, it's beautiful. 387 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,376 Yeah! Family! 388 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,587 - Is that-- - It's exactly what it looks like, yes. 389 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,422 Congrats, man. I see the resemblance. 390 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,050 Form the Energy Sword. Activate the goddamn sword! 391 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,012 Oh, man, the sword! Maybe we didn't think this through. 392 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,348 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they? 393 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,934 I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but you need to watch more anime, Mom. 394 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,978 Whoa. Easy now, Naruto. 395 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,397 [all scream] 396 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,902 Baba go bye- bye! 397 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,113 [screaming] 398 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,532 What the hell is wrong with you people? 399 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,952 You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh? 400 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,371 Welcome to the Smith family. 401 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,581 - [screams] - [screams] 402 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,250 Shit! Put that down, Naruto. Your great grandpa is in there! 403 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,336 What do you say? One last zipline? 404 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,305 Incest space baby. Nicely done. 405 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,059 [Morty] After that, things pretty much went back to normal. 406 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,936 Some version of it, anyway. 407 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,480 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit 408 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023 and we never talked about them again. 409 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,818 [Summer] Except all those gigantic space bugs were still running loose 410 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,445 and there were no GoTrons left to fight them. 411 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,572 [Morty] Yeah, millions die every day. 412 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,991 [Summer] But you want to know what they could never kill? 413 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:01,992 - [growling] - Family. 414 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:02,993 Where's Jerry? 415 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,329 Help! Help! I'm still out here! 416 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,997 - [growls] - [screams] 417 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,999 [Morty] Yup. Nothing's more important than-- 418 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,835 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 419 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,169 [grunts] 420 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,506 [Morty] And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as-- 421 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,593 Voiceovarians, ugh. 422 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,264 ♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪ 423 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,976 ♪ Come day or night and feel around ♪ 424 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,353 ♪ This is a world for you ♪ 425 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,483 ♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪ 426 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:39,739 ♪ This is the place your life begins ♪ 427 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,117 ♪ Boob World, Boob World ♪ 428 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,495 ♪ It's a world for you But it's actually two ♪ 429 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,373 ♪ Boob World ♪ 430 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,960 - Samansky, you're late. - Won't happen again, sir! 431 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,128 [overlapping chatter] 432 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,046 Bugs. Look to your left. 433 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,133 Now look to your right. None of you are coming back. Not one. 434 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:03,012 In the entire history of this program, not a single bug has returned. 435 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,264 All right. Bring it in. What are we? 436 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,099 - [all] Normal- sized bugs! - What do we do? 437 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,436 [all] Travel through an interdimensional gateway to planets of tiny people! 438 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,189 - Why do we do it? - [all] To spread the cure for AIDS! 439 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,400 Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people can understand us? 440 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,402 I mean, do they even speak Buganese? 441 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,781 Funny, Policky. That's why we say it very loud. 442 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,992 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. 443 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,661 It's not like interdimensional travel strips us of our clothes 444 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,497 and makes us screaming monsters! 445 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,583 Or maybe it does, impossible to know. Now get out of here! 446 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,256 [bug gasps] My clothes, where'd they go? 447 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,800 - [gunfire] - [roars] 448 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,927 [in Buganese] 449 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,060 [screams]