1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,602 Ugh, guess this is how it ends. 2 00:00:09,622 --> 00:00:11,683 I thought I was better than this. 3 00:00:11,684 --> 00:00:14,147 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? 4 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,558 I-I guess when you're dying, 5 00:00:15,568 --> 00:00:18,201 the first thing to go is your creativity. 6 00:00:18,211 --> 00:00:20,284 Citadel's gone... 7 00:00:20,293 --> 00:00:22,615 and... and the saucer we escaped in is out of power... 8 00:00:22,635 --> 00:00:24,217 Aw, man, I'm so scared in here. 9 00:00:24,237 --> 00:00:25,848 The extra Mortys went feral. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,051 Eh, some problems solve themselves. 11 00:00:29,842 --> 00:00:31,194 Been drinking a lot. 12 00:00:31,204 --> 00:00:32,926 Morty! I told you to write this down! 13 00:00:32,936 --> 00:00:35,949 I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did. 14 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,111 Been drinking a lot of my piss. 15 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,933 Portal gun's still broken. 16 00:00:39,953 --> 00:00:41,975 Guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. 17 00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:44,499 "Evil Morty." Can we stop flattering this guy? 18 00:00:44,507 --> 00:00:46,419 His "plan" was to monologue and fuck off. 19 00:00:46,429 --> 00:00:47,760 He basically threw a tantrum 20 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:49,432 to announce he was quitting Twitter. 21 00:00:49,442 --> 00:00:51,064 Nobody quits Twitter. 22 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:53,967 Hey, remember like a second ago 23 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,209 when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? 24 00:00:56,229 --> 00:00:59,172 - Who was that for? - Shh, shh, shush, Morty. 25 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,684 This is how we go. Bear it with grace. 26 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:05,858 Spinal cord... Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. 27 00:01:16,039 --> 00:01:17,314 - Mom! - Beth maybe! 28 00:01:18,561 --> 00:01:20,323 Is she trying to say something? 29 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,654 We... We can't hear you! 30 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:24,477 How dumb are... Beth, you're in a vacuum! 31 00:01:24,497 --> 00:01:26,959 Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling? 32 00:01:30,593 --> 00:01:32,845 - Wow, great. - Yeah, that's... Wow, really worth it. 33 00:01:32,855 --> 00:01:36,686 That was not worth it! It's corny. You. Corn. 34 00:01:36,689 --> 00:01:38,851 Dying of starvation here! 35 00:01:38,871 --> 00:01:41,254 - Oh, my God. Stop explaining. 36 00:01:41,274 --> 00:01:42,475 Stop explaining! 37 00:01:42,495 --> 00:01:44,137 - Are you finished? 38 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,327 She's not finished. 39 00:01:46,349 --> 00:01:48,376 - Oh, real mature, r-real classy. - Oh, nice. 40 00:02:15,989 --> 00:02:20,190 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 41 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:24,517 It was a good line, honey. 42 00:02:24,537 --> 00:02:26,378 I didn't need it to be. I don't care what you think. 43 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,721 Oh, my God, she found you. Here, eat, eat, eat. 44 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,013 - Oh, hell yes! - Hold on, buddy, 45 00:02:30,023 --> 00:02:32,105 our systems could go into shock from solid food. 46 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,888 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass. 47 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,418 I'm just gonna risk it. 48 00:02:45,438 --> 00:02:47,901 - Mmm. - Since when you do you guys get stranded? 49 00:02:47,921 --> 00:02:50,043 - Thank you, by the way. - Almost left them out there. 50 00:02:50,063 --> 00:02:51,334 Portal travel's broken. 51 00:02:51,344 --> 00:02:53,206 Mmm, are these heirloom tomatoes? 52 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,847 Digestibot, try these. 53 00:02:54,857 --> 00:02:57,050 - Yum. Yum. - So you can't hop realities anymore. 54 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,131 Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe? 55 00:02:59,132 --> 00:03:01,773 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately. 56 00:03:02,795 --> 00:03:05,268 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. 57 00:03:05,278 --> 00:03:07,340 Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit. 58 00:03:17,911 --> 00:03:20,213 - Um... - Oh! 59 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,495 - Ohh, shit. - Wait, what? W-What's happening? 60 00:03:22,505 --> 00:03:23,907 Instead of resetting portal travel, 61 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:26,339 I may have reset portal travelers. 62 00:03:26,359 --> 00:03:27,901 Too late to apologize. 63 00:03:27,921 --> 00:03:30,223 Rick, why am I pulsing green? 64 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,504 And don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green. 65 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:33,786 Rick, are we about to die? 66 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,497 No, we're about to vanish from this reality. 67 00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:37,270 - That's totally dying! - No, it isn't. 68 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:40,267 It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. 69 00:03:40,273 --> 00:03:43,236 - Back to our original universes? - I explained it fine, Morty. 70 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,507 You're spoonfeeding spoons! 71 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:47,220 - W-Where's Summer? - Oh, nice, you guys are back. Whoa. 72 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,042 Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping. 73 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,243 You gotta help us get back. 74 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,064 There's a protocol for this in your chore server, 75 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,246 filename Booger AIDS. 76 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,687 Every file is Booger AIDS! 77 00:03:54,707 --> 00:03:55,788 I-I hate naming things! 78 00:03:55,808 --> 00:03:59,272 Just search for words like "one way blind hop reset nav beacon." 79 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,773 Why do I have a "reality of origin?" 80 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:03,116 There's no time to explain, Jerry! Counting on you, Summer! 81 00:04:03,136 --> 00:04:05,058 One way blind hop beacon protocol! 82 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,401 Here we gooooo! 83 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:12,896 So there was time to explain. 84 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,357 Don't waste extra precious seconds 85 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,238 with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's run down... 86 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,671 One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS. 87 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:19,732 Cool. 88 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,586 - Wow. - There was so much time to explain! 89 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,338 Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20! 90 00:04:25,358 --> 00:04:26,919 Who has ever taken this long to vanish? 91 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,402 How did I end up not in my own universe? 92 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:31,064 Oh, my God. The Jerryboree! 93 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:33,215 - Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. - Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. 94 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,307 Deep cut. 95 00:04:36,169 --> 00:04:38,821 Wait, but where's our real Dad and our real Morty? 96 00:04:38,831 --> 00:04:40,433 Buried in the backyard! 97 00:04:40,453 --> 00:04:42,641 That's what the possums are after. 98 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,651 Dad's got you in the family business too, huh? 99 00:04:48,661 --> 00:04:52,906 Yeah, Morty's an easy mark, but Rick pays me in things like... 100 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,415 Wolverine claws. 101 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:55,718 Whelp, looks like you got this. 102 00:04:55,738 --> 00:04:57,754 See you guys in another two years? 103 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,093 Or you could stick around for this one? 104 00:05:00,113 --> 00:05:02,015 Looks like it involves Grandpa's grody citadel. 105 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,184 We could, you know, break things, loot stuff. 106 00:05:04,187 --> 00:05:08,181 Should probably get back to... saving the galaxy. 107 00:05:08,201 --> 00:05:09,582 Please! 108 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:11,793 Uh... Guess I could loot some stuff. 109 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:13,005 Fine, yeah, okay, let's make it quick. 110 00:05:13,006 --> 00:05:14,767 Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this. 111 00:05:14,787 --> 00:05:17,830 Okay, adventure family! Whoo! 112 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,798 Uh, okay. 113 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,219 Fuck. 114 00:05:31,094 --> 00:05:34,557 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. 115 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:39,072 Rick? Is that you? 116 00:05:39,082 --> 00:05:40,757 Yeah... Diane. 117 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:42,415 You've been gone so long. 118 00:05:42,435 --> 00:05:46,219 - Did you find our daughter's killer? - Not yet, sorry. Still looking. 119 00:05:46,239 --> 00:05:47,300 You'll find him. 120 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,463 You always do everything you set your mind to. 121 00:05:50,473 --> 00:05:52,225 Except keep your family alive. 122 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:53,786 But that was hardly your fault! 123 00:05:53,806 --> 00:05:55,138 Mute. 124 00:05:55,148 --> 00:05:56,479 If I could be muted, 125 00:05:56,499 --> 00:05:58,891 I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you, 126 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,373 would I, you dirty bear? 127 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:02,315 Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted. 128 00:06:02,335 --> 00:06:03,929 I guess you predicted you might. 129 00:06:03,937 --> 00:06:06,099 That's where haunting comes in handy, huh? 130 00:06:06,119 --> 00:06:08,187 Very good point, sugar. 131 00:06:14,888 --> 00:06:16,329 Rick? 132 00:06:19,632 --> 00:06:21,754 Hello? Original family? 133 00:06:21,764 --> 00:06:23,386 Sorry about last time. 134 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:25,430 Rick, he was in space prison. 135 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:27,559 W-We couldn't just... hello? 136 00:06:36,149 --> 00:06:37,204 Aw, geez. 137 00:06:55,428 --> 00:06:56,450 Ahh. 138 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:01,104 Ah, fuck. 139 00:07:01,114 --> 00:07:03,422 Damn it, Morty, there's no doctors anymore. 140 00:07:03,426 --> 00:07:04,675 Dad? 141 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:10,186 Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit. 142 00:07:10,193 --> 00:07:11,204 Yeah, sorry, 143 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,734 usually there's cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff. 144 00:07:14,337 --> 00:07:15,367 Oh, looks like they could use 145 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,570 a couple repairman Rick and Mortys, right? 146 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,173 Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes! 147 00:07:20,183 --> 00:07:22,085 If they shoot at us, I'm allowed to... 148 00:07:22,926 --> 00:07:24,017 do this. 149 00:07:24,037 --> 00:07:25,638 Shit, yeah! 150 00:07:28,311 --> 00:07:29,976 Space Mom, get in on this! 151 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:35,268 Cool Mom! 152 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,990 Let's keep it moving. I don't have all day. 153 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:38,892 I got it! 154 00:07:41,024 --> 00:07:42,815 I got it! I got it! 155 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:44,557 Sorry! 156 00:07:44,577 --> 00:07:45,638 Sorry! 157 00:07:45,658 --> 00:07:47,160 I got it. Sorry! 158 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:51,094 I was gonna do it. 159 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,773 Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right? 160 00:07:53,776 --> 00:07:56,039 I kept up the search in your absence. 161 00:07:56,049 --> 00:07:58,141 You want a new list of potential locations? 162 00:07:58,151 --> 00:08:00,673 You're always just one room away, huh? 163 00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:02,207 Yeah, uh, remember? 164 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,207 You thought if you could see or touch me, 165 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,479 it might give you a level of com-com-comfort. 166 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:08,241 Right. Can't have that. 167 00:08:08,261 --> 00:08:09,432 Come on, Summer. 168 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:11,704 Who's Summer? Should I be jealous? 169 00:08:11,714 --> 00:08:15,148 I hope Summer knows what happens to the people you love! 170 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:20,701 Hey, Rick! 171 00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:23,066 Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian. 172 00:08:23,076 --> 00:08:24,958 S-Still alive, huh? W-What's up? 173 00:08:24,978 --> 00:08:28,112 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of a note 174 00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:29,442 I found this morning? 175 00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:32,767 It's written by someone claiming to be me. 176 00:08:32,775 --> 00:08:35,448 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop, 177 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,670 trapped in the day of a traumatic event 178 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,283 by the agony of a formidable intelligence. 179 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:42,525 But also that my captor forgot about aging... 180 00:08:42,545 --> 00:08:45,334 that my body spoils and yearns for death 181 00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:47,780 while my soul remains stuck in place, 182 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:49,468 caught like a fly in amber. 183 00:08:49,472 --> 00:08:51,805 Right. I used to drink drink. 184 00:08:51,814 --> 00:08:54,147 - Uh, no clue, pal. - That's okay. 185 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,329 I found other notes in the trash just like it. 186 00:08:56,339 --> 00:08:58,301 Poor weirdo. I pity them. 187 00:08:58,311 --> 00:08:59,923 Wish they could let go and move on. 188 00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:01,754 - Sounds healthy. - Sure would be! 189 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:06,339 Ohhhhhh! 190 00:09:06,359 --> 00:09:07,922 Sweet death. 191 00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:09,595 Was that symbolic? 192 00:09:09,602 --> 00:09:11,067 Are you letting go? 193 00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:13,306 I understand, baby. I forgive you... 194 00:09:13,316 --> 00:09:15,411 You don't get to say that! You're not her. 195 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:17,680 You're a thing I built to torture myself. 196 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,702 This whole fucking timeline is cursed. 197 00:09:19,712 --> 00:09:20,738 I gotta get out of here. 198 00:09:20,743 --> 00:09:22,367 Because you want to move on. 199 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,836 Because I don't. 200 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,618 And I have to. 201 00:09:25,628 --> 00:09:27,340 I came back on accident. 202 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,623 Guy I'm looking for, he's... he's not findable, Diane. 203 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,237 I live with a version of Beth, now. 204 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:36,339 Sounds like a version of nice. 205 00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:38,541 We have grandkids. Tha... That's who Summer is. 206 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:40,383 She's gonna get me out of here. 207 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:41,654 She reminds me of you. 208 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,997 Oh, really? Is she dead too? 209 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,688 Bye, Diane. 210 00:09:45,698 --> 00:09:47,540 You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift 211 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,162 without coordinates, are you? 212 00:09:49,182 --> 00:09:50,756 Don't give up on us, Rick! 213 00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:52,205 I don't make the rules! 214 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,907 Haunters gonna haunt! 215 00:09:59,362 --> 00:10:02,405 Baby? Are you killing yourself? 216 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:05,438 I'm more embracing the "win-win" of risking my life. 217 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,320 - Where's Mom and Summer? - Oh, they're gone. 218 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,272 - Sorry, Morty. - Gone gone? 219 00:10:19,282 --> 00:10:21,624 We spent a long time in that ice. 220 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:25,743 A gentle mutant licked us out, but Beth got sick, and Summer... 221 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:28,061 didn't thaw right. 222 00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:31,214 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself. 223 00:10:31,224 --> 00:10:33,186 Buried my grief at Barnes & Noble. 224 00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,928 "Four Agreements,"Eat Pray Love," 225 00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:37,050 Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns." 226 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,741 Learned to accept things for what they are. 227 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:43,256 In a few of these, the whole brain is still intact. 228 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:45,247 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, 229 00:10:45,248 --> 00:10:47,080 just trapped in the horror. 230 00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:48,811 Anyway, it's awesome protein. 231 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:49,983 I'm so sorry, Dad. 232 00:10:49,993 --> 00:10:53,756 But my real, original Dad beat the apocalypse. 233 00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:56,221 I-I-I guess we all underestimated you. 234 00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:59,692 Hey, w-what's that game we always used to try to play as a family, 235 00:10:59,712 --> 00:11:01,204 y... the one we never finished? 236 00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:03,096 - Downbeat. - Yes! Let's play Downbeat. 237 00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,448 I-I bet I can find it! We can finish now. 238 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,495 Yeah, you should totally do that. 239 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,672 Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it! 240 00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:16,476 We'll play Downbeat and we'll... we'll camp here tonight 241 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,071 and then rebuild the house. 242 00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:20,436 You know, we got food, fresh water, 243 00:11:20,443 --> 00:11:22,245 and we've got family. 244 00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:23,396 The fuck? 245 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,240 Morty. I wrote this note in advance 246 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,182 in case you're wondering how I left so fast. 247 00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:31,004 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back, 248 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,086 then I'm going to grab all your shit and split. 249 00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:34,646 Depending on how long you were out of the room, 250 00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:37,189 you'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away 251 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,430 and you'll want to foll... 252 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,125 Morty, wrote this fast 'cause had to set trap. 253 00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:44,136 Thought you'd have cooler shit. 254 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,748 - See other note, bye. - Motherfu... 255 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,886 Whoa-whoa! Slow down! Slow down! 256 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:50,363 Not cool! Oh! 257 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,535 What the hell, Dad? 258 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,866 Don't take it personal, Morty. 259 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,177 That's one of the Four Agreements. 260 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:56,288 I don't remember the other three, 261 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,992 but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on. 262 00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:00,853 Batman doesn't abandon people! 263 00:12:00,873 --> 00:12:02,485 You abandoned us. 264 00:12:02,495 --> 00:12:03,616 I deserve that. 265 00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:05,651 But, you know, it... it improved you. 266 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,121 Oh, am I cool enough for you now? 267 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:09,352 Well, that was easy. 268 00:12:09,372 --> 00:12:11,454 It only cost me fucking everything. 269 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,746 - Whoa, hey, I-I... - You came back and talked about us 270 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,328 like we weren't people, Morty! 271 00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:17,174 Then you bailed and left us to freeze! 272 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,952 I-I was apologizing for that earlier... 273 00:12:18,962 --> 00:12:21,634 Your mom and sister died, Morty! 274 00:12:22,695 --> 00:12:24,457 And I moved on. 275 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,828 From caring. 276 00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:28,301 And that is the best deal you will ever get. 277 00:12:28,321 --> 00:12:30,523 - So take it. - Please don't go. 278 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,576 I-If Rick comes back, we ca... we can find you a new reality, 279 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,419 a new Mom, new Summer, a... job! 280 00:12:36,429 --> 00:12:38,050 Oh, you don't get it, kid. 281 00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:40,513 Except for this conversation, my life is perfect. 282 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:44,228 Rick was always right. Everyone needs to let go. 283 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:50,483 Aww, you came back. 284 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,415 I guess we really did form a bond. 285 00:12:52,425 --> 00:12:53,786 Ow! Hey, stop it! 286 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:56,086 Get away from me! No, help! 287 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:58,551 All right, pin dropped, Grandpa! 288 00:12:58,571 --> 00:12:59,963 Come and get us. 289 00:13:01,644 --> 00:13:03,725 Come on, come on, come on! 290 00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:06,189 Baby? Something to keep in mind... 291 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,611 If you were pulled home by whatever happened, 292 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,364 it's likely our target was, as well. 293 00:13:11,384 --> 00:13:15,068 It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are. 294 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,251 He's trapped. 295 00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:21,511 - Grandpa! - Oh, fuck yes! 296 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:27,260 Grandpa... Grandpa? 297 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,485 Summer! Gold star, always believed in you. 298 00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,024 - N-Now the hard part. - Hard part? 299 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,186 Way worse things than me can see that beacon, too. 300 00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,168 Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. 301 00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:38,128 - Rick out! Try to survive! - Oh, shit. 302 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:39,797 Domestic Mom should hide maybe? 303 00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:42,845 - "Domestic Mom"? - I mean, she's the cool space one. 304 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,758 Look, I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is. 305 00:13:45,768 --> 00:13:47,430 You guys can both hide maybe, hash it out. 306 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,703 Oh, quit talking down! I'm you with the patience to do laundry. 307 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,735 Mom, stop being jealous of our bond! 308 00:13:52,745 --> 00:13:55,245 She ran from our choices. I have to parent them. 309 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:58,376 It's not like I didn't care. That's what the clone was for. 310 00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,682 Aah! 311 00:13:59,692 --> 00:14:00,839 Moms! 312 00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:15,758 - Morty! - Rick? 313 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:17,590 I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me! 314 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,460 Ow! The fuck? 315 00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:20,802 Morty, did you see another Rick here? 316 00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:23,436 Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? 317 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,658 Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. 318 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,300 Or you'd be a bomb. 319 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,082 Do you feel bomby? 320 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,523 Nah, you woulda blown up by now. 321 00:14:30,543 --> 00:14:31,885 Wasn't the Rick here dead? 322 00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:33,586 Th-That's why you pick places, right? 323 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:38,491 Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah, not dead, more like not around. 324 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,234 When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day. 325 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,924 You son of a bitch! I got you! 326 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,928 W-W-Where are we going? 327 00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,659 To kill your grandpa, little buddy. 328 00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:49,353 Wait, what? I don't understand. 329 00:14:49,362 --> 00:14:51,564 My original Rick killed your family? 330 00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:53,135 And you were just waiting for him to come back? 331 00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:54,657 Seems like you understand fine, Morty. 332 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,075 That was A+ re-piping. 333 00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:57,230 We're here. 334 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,294 This guy, Morty, he hates being found, 335 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:02,875 but loves building elaborate shit. 336 00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:04,616 Like... Like... Like playing a ton of "Minecraft," 337 00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:05,778 but all on a private server. 338 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,473 Am I in a fucking K-hole right now? 339 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,801 What is going on? 340 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,903 Whoa, hoho, you found me! 341 00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,000 I shoot the first monitor, too. 342 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,641 Listen, I'm not here. 343 00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:20,165 Or am I? 344 00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:22,175 There's the clone you found. 345 00:15:22,185 --> 00:15:23,646 Or maybe it's me, all naked! 346 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,458 Just a Lil Keyser Soze. 347 00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:27,160 I mean, why would I admit it's not? 348 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,521 Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him! 349 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,063 Look at him go, look at him dance. 350 00:15:30,073 --> 00:15:32,395 O-Or me. Again, it might be me, 351 00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,867 like a "Saw" thing. I'm very sneaky. 352 00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:38,071 Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with while ya wrestle with that. 353 00:15:42,555 --> 00:15:44,536 Obviously, I don't know who I'm talking to here. 354 00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:45,899 It's all prerecorded. 355 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,962 But if you got this far, 356 00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,934 you probably think you're real special. 357 00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:52,085 Tell you what... 358 00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:53,206 Oop! There he goes! 359 00:15:53,216 --> 00:15:54,827 Maybe that actually was me! 360 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:57,210 If you follow him down there, we can do a big fight. 361 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,132 50% chance I'm not lying. 362 00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:02,855 We're in trouble, asshole! 363 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:04,167 I shouldn't have to beg. 364 00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:06,900 - Wait, my moms are in trouble? - Those versions of them are. 365 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,597 W-We gotta save them! Rick, this is an obvious trap. 366 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,444 If you go down there, he's just gonna kill you. 367 00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:12,926 - Good! - What? 368 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:15,929 Now what? 369 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,361 If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die? 370 00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:20,123 Knock it off! Get out of here! 371 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,655 You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber! 372 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:23,876 Takes one to know one. 373 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:26,039 Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me. 374 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:29,642 I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. 375 00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:32,101 Rick and Morty. A hundred years. 376 00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:33,785 This place totally might go up, by the way. 377 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,328 Here's a bunch of countdowns. 378 00:16:35,338 --> 00:16:37,230 One of them's probably accurate. 379 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,905 Ah, fucking stupid 5th-dimensional stomach juices. 380 00:16:41,915 --> 00:16:44,960 Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested. 381 00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:46,379 You've got incredible timing. 382 00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:47,961 Oh, don't be a bitch. I'm parenting. 383 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:49,382 Makes sense you don't recognize it. 384 00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:50,963 You've been out of practice for a while. 385 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,485 Good! I'm glad that they have you! 386 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,327 I don't want to be "Space Mom." 387 00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:55,498 You've made that clear. 388 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:58,471 Just don't let Summer mistake your rejection of her for good taste. 389 00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:00,693 I'm not trying to. It's all her! 390 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:07,310 Jesus! It'd be cool if you were around more. 391 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,861 I don't wanna get married. 392 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:11,344 I'm 17. My affection is the wind. 393 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,146 Don't try to compete for it. 394 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,189 I could hear every word of that through the helmets. 395 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,241 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them. 396 00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,173 Jesus, that ship really has sailed. 397 00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:29,048 And now we feast! 398 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,747 This emergency was oversold to me. 399 00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:35,768 - Grandpa! - Morty! 400 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,291 Moms! Wait, I-if they had to wear helmets... 401 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:40,353 I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep. 402 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,754 Why don't you childproof Dad? 403 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:42,916 - Ah, great reminder. - Wait! 404 00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:44,495 - Time to get Jerry. - Ugh. 405 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,700 Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight If I wasn't married 406 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,543 to an unemployed receptacle of human fear! 407 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,505 Get a job, Dad, it's been a decade. 408 00:17:52,525 --> 00:17:53,706 Woof. Pretty brutal, Jer. 409 00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:56,644 I-I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself. 410 00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:57,930 I got expelled today. 411 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,591 - What the hell, Morty? You got expelled! - Oh, no, you got expelled. 412 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,153 - Whoa, what a horrible thing. - You are so fucking dumb! 413 00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:03,026 - Too bad, Morty. - Hi, hon. 414 00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:04,137 Woof, 415 00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:06,639 some real Season 2 vibes in there, you know what I'm sayin'? 416 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:08,341 You know, never thought I'd say this, 417 00:18:08,351 --> 00:18:11,744 but I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced. 418 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:12,765 Er, one second. 419 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,566 I'll build a fucking swing set in the backyard! 420 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:17,110 You know, I may technically be from here. 421 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,652 But I'm a goddamn interdimensional traveler now. 422 00:18:19,672 --> 00:18:22,906 And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass. 423 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:31,044 It gets me every time. 424 00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:33,586 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. 425 00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,688 A-And also, what an adventure. 426 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,349 You know, I guess it doesn't matter where we're from 427 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,671 if we're together, huh? 428 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,433 Good... Good final moral thing. 429 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,745 This is everyone's "original dimension" now. 430 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,907 Great wrap-ups, kids. 431 00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:46,661 - Ugh, you're back. - Oh, shit, Season 2 Jerry! 432 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:47,931 Look, before you bust my balls, 433 00:18:47,951 --> 00:18:49,352 can someone help with the shower? 434 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,337 It's colder than Beth on our anniversary. 435 00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:53,686 Also, look who I found in Rick's room. 436 00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:55,637 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 437 00:18:55,638 --> 00:18:56,910 I don't care how cute he is. 438 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,611 We agreed no boogens in the house. 439 00:18:58,631 --> 00:19:00,413 Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't! 440 00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:02,125 - Whoa! - Mr. Frundles! 441 00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:03,152 Everybody in the car. 442 00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:05,528 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 443 00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,530 Wait, but I thought he was Mr. Frundles. 444 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,342 Everybody in the car! Now! 445 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:12,285 Nyah! Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 446 00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:15,298 - Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! - Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 447 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,261 What the fuck, Dad? 448 00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:19,892 Why would you bring that thing into our house? 449 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,454 It was cute! Fuck. 450 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,956 We gotta find a new timeline now! 451 00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:24,918 You know how hard that shit is without portals? 452 00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:27,530 We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again! 453 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,632 The whole fucking episode all over again! 454 00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:31,804 Car, fabricate some vomit bags. 455 00:19:31,824 --> 00:19:33,746 Can't we just go back and fix it? 456 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:38,848 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 457 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:44,017 I can't believe portal travel's broken. 458 00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:45,398 I'll get to it when I get to it. 459 00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:46,578 Lift with your knees, Mom. 460 00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,451 How many times have you done this? 461 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:51,804 Oh, God. 462 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,587 And you swear they die of natural causes? 463 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,490 - Mm-hmm, yep. - The exact same as our old timeline? 464 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,301 - Even my stuff? - Bit of a rush job, actually, 465 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:01,494 so they do say "Parmesan" weird. 466 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,416 - How do they say... - Par-mees-ian. 467 00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:04,667 - Boo. - Jesus Christ. 468 00:20:04,677 --> 00:20:05,728 I could've left you guys! 469 00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:07,752 You think the concept of "family" matters to me? 470 00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:08,866 I'm not even your Rick! 471 00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:10,063 - Uh-huh. - "I'm Denial Rick!" 472 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,664 See you inside, Dad. 473 00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:14,347 Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer. 474 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,859 - She's your daughter, too. - No, boundaries are good. 475 00:20:16,869 --> 00:20:20,333 But, uh, speaking of, maybe I've put up too many. 476 00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:22,475 Is it okay if I come around sometimes? 477 00:20:22,495 --> 00:20:23,676 That could be nice. 478 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:26,610 - That's a cute outfit. - The one we always wear? 479 00:20:32,225 --> 00:20:33,426 Yes, Morty? 480 00:20:33,436 --> 00:20:35,428 You promise I'm not, you know, bait? 481 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:38,851 - T-To make that Rick come back? - What? M-Morty, for you to be bait, 482 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,373 the guy'd have to value something. 483 00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:42,767 He truly does not give a shit. 484 00:20:44,317 --> 00:20:46,279 He's the real deal. 485 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,463 - Parmeee-san. - Par-meees-ian. 486 00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:52,255 Par-mees-ian. 487 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:54,147 - Par... Parmeeeeeesian. - Parmesian. 488 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,792 - Gross. I hate it. - Yeah. 489 00:20:55,793 --> 00:21:00,382 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 490 00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:32,742 Hello? Morty? 491 00:21:32,745 --> 00:21:34,017 That one big rat? 492 00:21:34,037 --> 00:21:35,638 - Whoa, this is a development. - Gah! 493 00:21:35,648 --> 00:21:37,270 Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 494 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,964 Lil guy, easy. You're a Jerry, right? 495 00:21:38,972 --> 00:21:40,573 Never got too close to the concept. 496 00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:42,465 Boy, you have really arc'd out. 497 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:43,897 Were you putting on pants? 498 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:46,598 What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked to fuck with a guy. 499 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:48,611 Speaking of, did you talk to me, 500 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:52,205 - or a little kid around here? - Maybe. Why? 501 00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:53,957 Because if you hate them, too... 502 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,621 I could be down for a little team up. 503 00:21:55,628 --> 00:21:57,210 Eh, I really don't "team up" anymore. 504 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,671 Managing people, such a headache. Aah! 505 00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,834 Fatality... 506 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,606 Jerry wins. 507 00:22:08,141 --> 00:22:10,803 Oh, goddamn dude. Badass! 508 00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:15,528 Why are you here? 509 00:22:15,548 --> 00:22:20,193 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.