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SUMMER SIGHS Any clue when
our house guest is finally gonna leave?
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It'd be nice to have
the living room back.
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I keep tripping on all his top hats.
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He's always messing with my TiVO!
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It's an antique,
the buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that Dad's avoiding
all this.
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Guys, he's a family friend.
He can stay as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just sold some drugs
to the weird little dude in there.
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He said you had cash.
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Oh, you kids in school?
You having trouble focusing?
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OK, that's it!
Morty, find your grandfather
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while go I talk to our house guest.
Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer the term pharmacist.
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So do they!
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Any chance you have...
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Sorry, I left my wallet in space.
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Are you leaving to get it?
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Mr Poopybutthole,
this has gone far enough.
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We have been really cool to you
in your time of need.
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I agree, Beth.
I'm a piece of garbage.
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Can you boost me up
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so I can hook my belt
to the ceiling fan?
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We don't have a ceiling fan.
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Oo-ee! Is that why it's so hot?
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They're not expensive.
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BETH SIGHS
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Bet you didn't expect to see me
in a cold open, huh?
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Looks like I've taken another turn
for the worse.
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It all started when Beth shot me.
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I said I was sorry.
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I know. It tore you up inside.
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Like a bullet.
It was an accident!
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Anyway, then I got fired from
my job,
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my wife left me,
I broke both my legs,
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failed the bar exam.
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Oo-ee! Things went downhill
from there.
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So I've been crashing
with the Smiths for a while.
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Oo-ee! I'm Mr Poopybutthole,
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and this is Rick and Morty
Season 7.
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Hey, buddy. Brought you a coffee.
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I can synthesise coffee. You don't
need to make excuses to come see me.
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Yeah, I knew you'd say that
so I didn't even bring a cup.
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Any progress? Yes, Morty,
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I found the version of me that
killed my wife.
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You just missed it.
OK, I get it.
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I had a big sword fight with him
on top of Hoover Dam.
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He fell and landed
and a sharp spike,
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then whispered "thank you"
like a werewolf.
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I was asking to be polite.
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The family wants you upstairs
to deal with Mr Poopybutthole.
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It's finally time, huh?
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Well, lucky for you guys I know how
to make someone leave.
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Family. I present to you,
Robo-Ghost.
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Rick! Your plan is to scare
him away?
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I'm listening.
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GARAGE AI: Assembling body.
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Activating sentience.
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Uploading business.
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Unfinished business detected.
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Terminating body.
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ROBO-GHOST WAILS
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OK. I need to make gravity
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part of its finished business
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and leave floors unfinished.
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Starting over.
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Dad, you can't keep putting
this off.
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You're doing an intervention with
us. Nope.
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Then we're sticking Poopybutthole
downstairs with you. What is this?
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Is this an intervention of me
not intervening?
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You know this can't make
the concept work,
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not comedically or clinically.
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Its success rate is 10%
in both areas.
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Then you have to help him
on your own.
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And not with a ghost.
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ROBO-GHOST WAILS
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Ooh. That... That's interesting.
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You kind of gave him a little power
by mentioning him.
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There's a lot of science
to unpack about ghosts.
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RICK GROANS
After I talk to my friend.
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He's in the living room, Rick.
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I'm not doing this by myself!
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Oh, so you're going to have
an intervention?
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No. I'm going to get some friends to
help me talk to a friend,
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and you'd know the difference if you
weren't stupid and had friends.
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You're mean! Dad!
Pick your battles, honey.
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Ha-ha! Yeah, fuck you, Summer.
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Goddamn it. Your portal closed.
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Oh, did it?
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Have an intervention or we'll
intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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DOORBELL RINGS,
BANGING AT DOOR
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Gearhead! Buddy!
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Listen. We gotta help
Mr Poopybutthole.
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He's in a bad place.
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Well, that sounds like
an intervention,
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which Gearhead no likehead.
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It's not an intervention.
And you owe me.
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OK, fine, but now I need a drink.
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Make it to go and make it two.
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Rick, you son of a squanch!
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Squanch! Told you he wasn't dead.
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We squanching? A little.
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We need to have a hang
with Poopybutthole
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and talk to him about...
His drinking.
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Us? Not without a squanch.
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I'd love one if you're pouring.
Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite femur
in the compost.
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Your human side is passionate
but careless.
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I also found your Federation
hit list.
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Don't go through my stuff!
This place is worse than prison.
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LOUD ROCK MUSIC BLARES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Rick. BP! It's been a minute.
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Is... someone here?
Birddaughter.
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You found her. Yes.
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She was imprisoned in a femme fatale
training camp.
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That's great! Let's go celebrate
with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole
to dial back his drinking!
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Suspect. But I find
fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to show my daughter
what real selfishness looks like.
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Perfect! Now, do we know
anyone sober?
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Have you been drinking?
On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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Argh! So, where to? A coffee shop?
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No. He'll know something's up.
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Yeah! And I'm not
squanching just coffee!
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Let's squanch him to a bar!
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It would undercut our messaging.
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So it is an intervention.
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No! We're not asking anybody
to stop drinking
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because we're not hypocrites
or squares.
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We're just concerned friends.
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Then we can at least do it
at a place WITH a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food,
it's allowed to have a bar.
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MAN SCREAMS
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THUD
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Appreciate you guys taking me out.
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It's been a rough week.
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Amy's taking pilates
from a guy named Guy.
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You've been surveilling
your ex-wife?
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Oo-ee! Not with the
restraining order!
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I hired a Predator
to follow her around.
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You can hire...
RICK BURPS
..Predators?
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Yeah, they're cheap because they
live for the hunt.
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You just have to pay 'em
not to kill your target
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and, if they stay cloaked,
there's no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You's!
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My name is Mart, and...
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fuck you!
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See, at Fuck You's,
we lightly tease our customers.
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Oh, this is fun!
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What do you know, Gilligan? Nice!
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Look at this depressed
pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler
stick you up a cat's asshole?
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I bet you had everything
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and you watched it slip through your
powerless little fingers
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like the sands of time.
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Be right back
to take your order, folks,
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or should I say, fucks!
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Perhaps this wasn't the best place
to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin' about?
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This is a great place
to celebrate my birthday...
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birthday, birthday, birthday,
birthday, birthday, birthday...
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Your birthday? Oo-ee!
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I can't believe y'all remembered!
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I was at the end of my rope
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thinking I'd worn out
all my welcomes.
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Thanks for doing all this, Rick!
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Of course, Mr PB.
What are friends for?
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Heard we got a birthday boy?
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Yeah, but please don't sing or...
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Fuck you, shithead!
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Ha-ha. Yeah. That sure is a
smart hat
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because even my son
Poopy Jr hates me!
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MR POOPYBUTTHOLE SOBS
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I can relate. Birddaughter
is a total bitch.
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If you're a parent, you can
say that.
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Well, should we do shots?
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Rick?
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Let's get riggity-riggity-wrecked!
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ALL: Yeah!
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♪ Take a shot Do a pop
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♪ Blow a line of turpentine
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♪ Get wrecked Catch your ass
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♪ Fight a cop Feelin' fine
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♪ Punch your dick
Turn some tricks
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♪ Quit your job Buy a dog
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♪ Had to be sensible Pop a pill
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♪ And beat the floor... ♪
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That one's not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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SCREAMING
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Oo-ee!
THEY LAUGH
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Hold on, everyone!
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I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
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Is there a restroom?
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At the front.
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MR POOPYBUTTHOLE: Oh, it was a
bad idea!
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Oo-ee!
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THEY LAUGH
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Ah!
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Oh, shit, it's happening!
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Honey rave!
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Bee time, baby!
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Whoa! What world is this?
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We're on Earth.
How do you know?
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Because I think that is
Hugh Jackman.
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Oh, shit, it is.
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Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognises me,
we both hosted the Oscars.
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It's a pretty exclusive club.
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Listen, guys, don't make this tacky.
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Nobody call him Wolverine,
just treat him like a regular...
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Gene! Small world, mate!
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Hugh! Hugh married my cousin.
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Which I guess makes him
a Wolver-ine-law.
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LAUGHS That is fantastic!
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Hey, didn't you host the Oscars?
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Yeah, I... All right,
all right, listen.
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Now, I'm not assuming you guys
want to party with me tonight,
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but if you do... I wanna party with
Hugh Jackman.
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If you do, you do it together,
as a team.
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Now I need to go take
what I call a "Huge Ackman."
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Ackman is Australian slang for shit.
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Don't look it up. Do make
a decision.
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Because from here,
I'm heading to the Jack Shack.
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What's the Jack Shack?
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It's just his house.
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But, guys, I don't think we should
go there.
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I challenge you to explain why not
without making us want to go more.
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Well, Hugh's pretty anti-limitation.
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When he parties, it gets extreme.
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Challenge failed.
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What's extreme by the Gene-metric?
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Does he have Les Mis
shot glasses?
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We're not exactly
squanchweights, brother.
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It's my birthday, and I wish to
party with Hugh Jackman.
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♪ Then you shall! ♪
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That was a fast shit.
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But first, everybody's taking these.
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What are they?
Maybe they're Tic-Tacs.
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Maybe they're cyanide.
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Maybe I don't like to party
with people that hesitate.
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There you go. That's the spirit.
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Now, we are all completely fuh...
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♪ Ah-h-h-h-h. ♪
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This was not oversold!
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A, B, D, E...
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I lost my C. My alphabet has no C!
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Did I do these already?
Did I ask that already?
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Squanch, yeah!
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My turn!
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00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,000
Did I win?
254
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,680
The best bloody day of my life.
255
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,800
My wedding was pretty great, too.
256
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,680
I was talking about the Tony award.
257
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,760
Yo! Pull!
258
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,280
Yeah! We're squanching now!
259
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,640
Why the long face, mate?
260
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,880
Shape of my skull.
261
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,120
You know, Mr Poopybutthole,
262
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,360
when I wrote Caribbean Queen,
263
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,600
you know what my agent said?
264
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,000
Billy Ocean wrote that...
265
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,480
That's what he said. Exactly that.
"Billy Ocean wrote this."
266
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,440
"Don't write it again.
You're not Billy Ocean."
267
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,160
You know what I did?
I fired my agent.
268
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,480
Don't accept other
people's limitations.
269
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,200
What does your heart want,
lil' ripper?
270
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,560
Right now, don't think.
271
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,680
Right now, my heart wants Amy back.
272
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,560
Everybody! Our friend wants
Amy back.
273
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,720
Squanch idea!
274
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,800
I will agree to anything
in this state.
275
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,720
I do not think that's a good idea.
276
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,480
Ladies and gentlemen!
This man is a fake friend!
277
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,360
Come on, Hugh.
"Come on, Hugh."
278
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,640
"Come on, everybody."
279
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,280
"Don't call Hugh Jackman Wolverine."
280
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,880
"Don't call yourself Billy Ocean.
Don't get Amy Back."
281
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,800
You're a vampire, brother.
282
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,520
You feed off other people's energy.
283
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,720
That is kind of true.
Are you kidding me?
284
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,920
You've been living on
my daughter's sofa for months!
285
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,280
Do you want me to leave?
The entire family does!
286
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,720
Why not say something?
Because you're my friend!
287
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,880
A real friend would have known
it's not my birthday.
288
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,080
Oh, shit!
289
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,160
Fake friend!
290
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,720
You're not helping, Hugh Jackman!
291
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,640
You do not tell me what to do!
292
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,920
Or anyone here.
ALL: Yeah, baby!
293
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,760
Why would you pretend
it was your birthday?
294
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,920
You think I don't know
a half-assed intervention
295
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,120
when I see one coming?
296
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,080
Oh, shit!
297
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,520
I love where you are, man.
298
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,920
You're just Wolverining right now.
You... You feel that?
299
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,520
I think so.
Does Wolverining hurt a little?
300
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,760
ALL: Every time!
301
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,520
All right, grab a drink
to go, gentlemen.
302
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,160
Because we're either
getting Amy back
303
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,640
or we're going home.
304
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,920
You're nuts! Then nut me up, bitch!
305
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,880
Nut me up!
306
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,880
ALL: Nut me up!
Nut me up!
307
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,640
It's not an expression!
308
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,360
Amy's coming back dead or alive!
309
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,960
Oh! Yes! Yeah!
310
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,240
Fake friend, my ass. I know how to
be there for my friends.
311
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,840
Oh-h-h!
312
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,480
Father! Why?
313
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,040
Ah, crap. Hang on. Let me
go upstairs
314
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,400
and grab the business finisher.
315
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,640
From where I'm sitting,
316
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,160
you're the one with
unfinished business.
317
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,680
Hey, mind your own business.
318
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,560
Business is my business!
319
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,200
And, brother, business is good.
320
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,400
RICK SIGHS
321
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,360
Oh, you come back to ruin our fun?
322
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,080
No. To help you finish this.
323
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,280
I made you guys come out
324
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,280
because I didn't wanna
talk to PB alone.
325
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,840
I'm here to go down with the ship.
326
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,920
Respect, Rick.
327
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,720
Hit it, Hugh!
328
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,840
♪ I lose my cool
When she steps in the room
329
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,240
♪ And I get so excited
Just from her perfume... ♪
330
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,800
Oo-ee! There she is. My Amy.
331
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,480
♪ Electric eyes... ♪
Oh, she feels my love around her!
♪ That you can't ignore... ♪
332
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,520
Wow. Your love is pretty strong.
333
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,160
I guess that's not all
she's feeling.
334
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,560
Predator PI?
335
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,360
This is the opposite of what
I hired you for!
336
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,160
Now, now. Did you do this,
Gul'Karna?
337
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,200
You do this? You do this?
338
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,400
I'm gonna uncloak this later...
339
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,200
Now, now, now.
340
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,040
OK, honestly, PB, that could have
gone a lot worse.
341
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,680
PB?
342
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,520
Oo-ee! Gotta go!
343
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,760
Run!
344
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,040
PREDATOR ROARS
345
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,400
GEARHEAD: I'm too drunk to flee
a Predator right now!
346
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,760
Mud! The... The mud thing!
347
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,120
Everyone, mud up and hide!
348
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,600
What's that smell?
349
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh, Squanchy! That's not mud.
350
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,400
Well, I'm not from this planet!
351
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,960
Daddy, what's happening?
352
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,880
Quiet, Poopy Jr,
I'm taking you home.
353
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,040
Look, I just didn't think I could...
354
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,760
What? Be honest?
Don't high-road me!
355
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,600
It's just as dishonest to play dumb
about wearing out your welcome!
356
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,000
You could've just told me!
357
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440
You're an adult!
Read the room and figure it out!
358
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,760
CAN POPS
359
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,080
PREDATOR ROARS
360
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,520
I admit it, that... that was
self-destructive.
361
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,960
Use me as a shield, I feel nothing!
362
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,120
Squanch this!
363
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,640
I'm so...
364
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,480
I'm so squanched up, man.
365
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:35,680
I... I'm not really with these guys,
I was just walking in this park...
366
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,000
Argh!
367
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,200
Oh, no!
368
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,960
Why is this my thing?
369
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,600
No! I won't let you take
my family from me!
370
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,800
MR POOPYBUTTHOLE WAILS
371
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,480
PREDATOR SCREECHES
372
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,680
Guess you didn't see
Season 4, episode 3!
373
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720
Let's go!
374
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Fuck!
375
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,840
Who's got the three dots
on their forehead now?
376
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,840
Could have done
that before he punched me.
377
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,000
Suck my squanch!
378
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,400
Gimme that big ol' tooth!
379
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,120
Gul'Karna...
380
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,680
No, no, no. Stop!
381
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,360
What are you doing?
I want that skull!
382
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,000
No, Rick. No more.
383
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,840
This is my fault. All of it.
384
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,520
And if he's gonna protect
my wife and child,
385
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,320
that's a great thing to know
while I get my shit together.
386
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,040
Wayne? Wayne?
387
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,360
Amy, I... I messed up real bad.
388
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,920
I came to say I don't know
what to do without you,
389
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,840
but I guess I can start
by not kidnapping.
390
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,360
That's definitely
where you should start.
391
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,480
I'm... sorry, Amy.
392
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,680
You should be.
393
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,200
But I'm not. We're a family now.
394
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,080
Me, Poopy Jr, and Gul'Karna,
395
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,360
Clan Leader of The Skin Thieves.
396
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,000
Goodbye, Wayne.
397
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,200
Goodbye.
398
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,960
Oo-ee! A musket?
I'm starting to think
399
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,480
it's like their currency.
400
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,520
I hunt because I must,
but man possesses a precious gift.
401
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,320
The power to change.
402
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,280
More like the power of music, bitch!
403
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,480
What the fuck?!
404
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,400
Jesus, Hugh, we were just
resolving it.
405
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,600
Well, I'm an actor and I'm high.
406
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,720
"Caribbean Queen,
written by Hugh Jackman, age 16."
407
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,480
How's that for a twist?
408
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,640
Confusing.
409
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,320
Well, sometimes you have to believe.
410
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,320
Wow, that's real inspiring.
411
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,240
Makes me think of how...
Get the hell out of here!
412
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,320
OK, OK, sorry!
413
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,440
All right, guys,
I'm buying drive-through tacos,
414
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,400
but nobody tells my nutritionist
and we have to steal a car.
415
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,160
Wayne, huh?
416
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,760
Oo-ee! But I prefer
Mr Poopybutthole.
417
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,080
More refined.
418
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,880
SQUAWKING
419
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,600
It appears Birddaughter has broken
into another Federation compound.
420
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,720
I must go.
421
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,560
Wayne, this counts as
attending your actual birthday.
422
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,080
Rick, it was canonical to see you.
423
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,360
Yeah, let's call it.
424
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,080
I wanna pass out before
I remember what we did tonight.
425
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,800
I never wanna forget it.
426
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,920
And I never wanna repeat it.
427
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,240
Proud of you, little buddy.
428
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,680
You too, Squanch.
429
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,520
Oh, fuck. Look at us.
430
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,560
A bird guy, talking cat...
431
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,400
Er, what are you, a robot man?
432
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,480
And a mutant. Wow. Was a
bonzer night, mates!
433
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,160
That's one for the books.
434
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,120
Oo! Bonzer night indeed.
435
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,520
Kept in touch with the guys
over the years.
436
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,200
As much as ya can in this
fast world.
437
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,560
Birdperson went home
to take on a challenge
438
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,800
way more difficult than a Predator -
raising Birddaughter.
439
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,920
Gearhead went back to
The Gear System
440
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,000
and got a spinal replacement.
441
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,680
He's still paying it off.
442
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,240
Squanchy? Checked himself into a
nice rehab.
443
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,960
No-one thought it would stick,
444
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,240
and it didn't. He was later arrested
for smuggling toad venom
445
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,320
across the border.
446
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,320
Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack
447
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,280
to glue back together
the Tony award that Gene shot.
448
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,000
And possibly to put a bullet
in all future Wolverine references,
449
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,080
thanks to us.
450
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,400
And what came of Rick?
451
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,440
I think he learned
something that night.
452
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,160
About friendship. About honesty.
453
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,240
And maybe he learned
something about himself.
454
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,640
Oh, here. Forgot to give you a
fading pill.
455
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,040
Great for hangovers.
456
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,840
Just to clarify, I had to take
an un-fading pill
457
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,560
to counteract the original
fading pill I just took.
458
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,160
Oh, OK...
459
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,200
And if you're hung up
on why the taxi disappeared,
460
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,880
the pills aren't sentient,
but they do detect human coverings
461
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,920
so it saw the taxi as some sort of
large overcoat.
462
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,040
Doesn't matter.
You gonna be all right?
463
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,560
Got a place to stay?
464
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,440
I can 3D print you
an apartment on the moon.
465
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,000
I'll figure it out, Rick. Thanks.
466
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,000
Well, here I go pillin' again.
467
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:50,480
Yep. Don't any of you worry
about Mr Poopybutthole.
468
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,920
I got a lot of work to do,
469
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,840
but I'll land on my poopy
little feet.
470
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,880
I always do!
471
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,200
Ow! This burns like hell!
472
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,840
How did the other guys not react?
473
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:03,760
Is mine different?
It's like my skin is boiling!
474
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
Guys, I got the Best Buds
Burrito Box!
475
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,920
They normally ask
for proof of friendship,
476
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,080
but the cashier trusted me
that you guys were out...
477
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,520
..here.
478
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,160
Not cool, man.
479
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,680
Aww!
480
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,600
You don't have to do this, Sheriff!
481
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,280
It's your last day on the job!
482
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,160
That's exactly why I must.
483
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,160
I ain't retiring a coward.
484
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,120
Now get out of here, Officer,
485
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120
and go take care of
my granddaughter.
486
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,320
♪ When I was young
and in my prime
487
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,600
♪ My mind being free from care... ♪
488
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,880
I ain't scared of you!
489
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,360
♪ Whilst leaving all in Donegal
490
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,560
♪ That I might plough
The raging main
491
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:59,000
♪ Going to America... ♪
HE SCREAMS
492
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,680
What happened?
493
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,360
I think it ran out of gas.
494
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,920
So, he could have survived
if he just stood back five feet?
495
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,800
Well... let's not tell
his granddaughter that.
496
00:21:20,824 --> 00:21:22,824
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